/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.57593981]

>he trusts government data

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Financials podcasts/channels
https://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA - Fundamendals analysis
https://www.youtube.com/@TheDavidLinReport - Stocks, PMs, Crypto
https://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV - Various themed livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews - Stocks, PMs, Crypto

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

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>>57592950

[Anonymous No.57594000]

can someone give me a rundown on why the market is running down? is it really people just taking profit?

[Anonymous No.57594003]

>>57593981
this thread sucks

[Anonymous No.57594005]

>>57593981
>he baked

[Anonymous No.57594006]

1st to laugh at anon's first option into immediate bog

[Anonymous No.57594011]

>>57594000
Always is.

[Anonymous No.57594015]

FOREXKINGS who made gains today?

[Anonymous No.57594016]

>>57594003
nah chauvin is an innocent man. and his charade of a trial is a gross miscarriage of justice.

[Anonymous No.57594017]

>>57594000
Is the market going down? My number only goes up

[Anonymous No.57594023]

my erection will last longer than this thread

[Anonymous No.57594025]

Time for that crack i been saving

[Anonymous No.57594026]

>>57594000
The real answer is nobody knows ever
But honestly it was going up for no good reason also, so a correction was gonna happen sooner or later

[Anonymous No.57594032]

>>57593981
>he pretends government data isn't relevant

[Anonymous No.57594034]

>>57593428
it's a commodity, you buy the commodity (with physical delivery)

[Anonymous No.57594035]

dam palantir really gonna sustain these prices alright what is the next leg up I can sell to help the process easier bros

[Anonymous No.57594036]

Ahem
I need SMCI and NVDA to go up by 3% by the end of the day

[Anonymous No.57594037]

>>57594016
based

[Anonymous No.57594045]

>>57594036

[Anonymous No.57594047]

>>57594036
It was by 2% one hour ago.

[Anonymous No.57594051]

>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

https://youtu.be/zTuD8k3JvxQ?t=42

[Anonymous No.57594060]

I AM OFFICIALLY SLURPING NATURAL GAS.

[Anonymous No.57594063]

>>57594036
We're doin the best we can sir. We're givin it all shes got!

[Anonymous No.57594066]

Damnit CPI and inflation numbers came in hot. Not good news for me NYCB shares.

[Anonymous No.57594073]

NVDA gives me TSLA 2020 vibes (retard strength, fueled by brainless fools buying because its "the future", will be down 50% a year from now)

[Anonymous No.57594079]

GONE
GONE
YOUR SHIT IS GONE
GONE
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE

[Anonymous No.57594083]

>>57594000
The market hates nothing more than surprises. It's constantly pricing things in. One of these is they inflation was supposed to cool so interest rates would fall making loans cheaper.

But we got a surprise higher inflation. So everyone changes course. Funny enough both stocks and bonds and down globally so for whatever reason people are backing out to cash again.

Reits took a particularly hard pounding because they are used for income

[Anonymous No.57594084]

>>57594047
Yes but that was still at a loss for me kek. I need MORE
>>57594045
Trying to

[Anonymous No.57594086]

>>57594073
The retail market doesnt influence the price at all. Big money following normie interest does.

[Anonymous No.57594089]

Bobros are you thinking what I'm thinking.

[Anonymous No.57594094]

I just shorted VIX futures.

>>57594060
Based

[Anonymous No.57594098]

Shout out to the anon with the 0.01% chance with his NVDA call option. And the broker that gave him options privileges.

[Anonymous No.57594103]

Sell NVDA ITS OVER IT WILL NEVER RECOVER.

>t.bought the top

[Anonymous No.57594105]

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57594107]

>>57594089
Mr. Popo would have been on team mumu retard.

[Anonymous No.57594109]

>>57594098
So youre telling me theres a chance

[Anonymous No.57594113]

cant believe someone in this thread bought calls on the SHIT and POOP 500 last week when it was over 500 FUCKING DOLLARS
like DUHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.57594115]

>>57594098
Those chances are implied by the options market. Anon clearly knows different. He went all in btw

[Anonymous No.57594117]

hopefully the market rallies when everyone gets back from lunch with a full belly

[Anonymous No.57594120]

>>57594089
Just be careful, surprise layoffs can turn everyone bullish again

[Anonymous No.57594124]

>>57594083
>But we got a surprise higher inflation. So everyone changes course.
Lmao shut the fuck up. Inflation was "higher" by 0.2% you alarmist faggot. 3.1% instead of 2.9%. Now tell me what it was in 2022. You people are the fucking worst.

[Anonymous No.57594127]

>>57594066
When will you realize trying to play the squeeze on a debt death spiral isn't a good idea?

[Anonymous No.57594128]

>odds of May cut dropped from 64% down to 32% based on swap contracts
>March cut is basically 0% chance
What happened to all the mumus that said a cut in march was guaranteed?

[Anonymous No.57594131]

Shorting UHAL

[Anonymous No.57594135]

[Anonymous No.57594140]

>>57594128
No one said it was "guaranteed" but nice try dipshit. The only guarantee is rate cuts in 2024.

[Anonymous No.57594141]

>>57594107
Baggot short NYCB so my shares will guaranteed moon.

[Anonymous No.57594144]

>>57594128
It was obvious to never happen anon.

[Anonymous No.57594145]

>>57594140
Gonna cry?

[Anonymous No.57594146]

>>57594128
It was guaranteed yesterday. We don’t live in that world anymore.

[Anonymous No.57594147]

TOTAL EUROCLOSE SLAUGHTER

SNEED AMERIKEKS

[Anonymous No.57594149]

>>57594107
Uh-oh.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57594150]

>>57594120
I think the DEI and ESG shit, where companies were literally just hiring niggers and fags for the sake of saying they're employing niggers and fags, resulted in skewed data, and an economy that looked great on paper for wall street, however it was deeply detached from the reality on main street.

[Anonymous No.57594151]

>>57594105
So this is the power of 2T AI

[Anonymous No.57594158]

>>57594083
>The market hates nothing more than surprises
The market is mostly made up of retards who act on emotion and hearsay. Market going up for no season? BUY BUY BUY. Market going down for no reason? SELL SELL SELL
Almost nobody knows what they're doing in the short term. The market is quite rational in the long term however.

[Anonymous No.57594159]

>>57594141
Rocker i know have a much lower opinion of you for going after nycb.

[Anonymous No.57594160]

>>57594145
doesnt rates being higher mean the musical chairs last longer? isnt that a good thing for people in the market?

[Anonymous No.57594161]

>>57594128
I don’t think any mumus have been saying rate cuts In march since the last time jpow spoke you fucking glownigger. The bear euphoria and absolutely shitting on nvidia is a clear bull signal

[Anonymous No.57594162]

Is rocker bullish or bearish? Its for my trading strategy

[Anonymous No.57594167]

>>57594145
lol if this is what you're like after one red day I can't wait to see what you're like after another leg up

[Anonymous No.57594168]

>>57594017

[Anonymous No.57594170]

>>57594161
NVDA is up today, what are you talking about?
Take your med please.

[Anonymous No.57594171]

>>57594150
Biggest problem right now is people losing their good paying full time jobs for guberment McJobs

[Anonymous No.57594173]

>>57594162
He's neither, just loves a red portfolio.

[Anonymous No.57594174]

>>57594159
This is the guy that bought oil right before it crashed last year.

[Anonymous No.57594175]

>>57594124
The amount doesn't matter as much as the fact that it accelerated. It directly relates to the feds policy

[Anonymous No.57594178]

>>57594036
you literally bought the tippy top.
thanks king.

[Anonymous No.57594179]

>>57594170
Uwu faggot. Past thread and a half has been “omg don’t buy nvidia it’s so dumb. Options are so dumb. Don’t do it. Pretty please don’t do it”

[Anonymous No.57594180]

>torrent of replies from seething mumus after simply mentioning the fed funds swap contracts
lmfao

[Anonymous No.57594182]

Hello? Yes? Chicago Mercantile Exchange? I want 10,000 therms of natural gas delivered right up my brapper. Yes I will hold.

[Anonymous No.57594185]

>>57594161
Bro this is not euphoria we're just posting memes

[Anonymous No.57594190]

My monies is down 9 PERCENT
IT'S FUCKING OVER WTF AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.57594196]

>>57594127
impressive. very nice

[Anonymous No.57594198]

Going long on Natgas, yeah or neh

[Anonymous No.57594199]

i took a big fap today

nearly edge for 3 hours.

what did i miss ameribros?

[Anonymous No.57594204]

>>57594185
Gauging the smg meter ain’t hard. Right now bears are a little too cocky

[Anonymous No.57594206]

TSLA triple bottom
BUY SIGNAL

[Anonymous No.57594211]

>>57594204
You'd be correct.

[Anonymous No.57594213]

big shakeout in my main pos. now we climbed back.

unbothered moisturized, in my lane flourishing

[Anonymous No.57594216]

>>57594159
>posting a photoshopped picture of my wife and daughter
I have a much lower opinion of you too after that. Alright you chuds are getting on my nerves. I'm prepared to hold NYCB to zero out of spite. Spite trading is what made me a good chunk of money on my SNAP short.

[Anonymous No.57594221]

>>57594199
All your gains were wiped out.

[Anonymous No.57594223]

>he's a NO NATGAS NIGGER just because it's going down more and more and more and more
gabealliseeisfaggots.gif

[Anonymous No.57594224]

>>57594199
UHAL has terrible debt. Dilution incoming. No mumus allowed.

[Anonymous No.57594225]

>>57594150
Try spics and chinks and you'd be right.

[Anonymous No.57594226]

>>57594196
>NDX RSI 60

[Anonymous No.57594227]

>>57594140
Markets have been pricing it in since november. It also priced in falling inflation. It has been wrong twice now. Dumping imminent

[Anonymous No.57594231]

It looks like the 1st time option buyer paid around $200 for the NVDA call. Delta is giving him 4% chance of success, while the standard deviation model still has him less than 1%. God speed NVDA anon.

[Anonymous No.57594233]

>>57594128
there will be 3 cuts this year, june, sep, dec

[Anonymous No.57594234]

what ticker is buybuybaby?

[Anonymous No.57594235]

>>57594135
hilarious

[Anonymous No.57594240]

>Mizuho analyst Vijay Rakesh maintains a Buy rating on NVIDIA and raises the price target from $625 to $825.

Get dumped on by Jeets

[Anonymous No.57594239]

>>57594216
Keep us updated.

[Anonymous No.57594241]

Mumu bucks...?

[Anonymous No.57594244]

>>57594175
This is what you retards are foaming at the mouth about. Inflation is flat over 20 years and you guys are unironically back to talking about the end of times. Eat my fucking shit.

[Anonymous No.57594249]

>>57594216
I keep thinking NYCB is priced in and go after other banks and I keep getting surprised.

[Anonymous No.57594252]

>>57594199
>nearly edge for 3 hours.
I hope you're not serious or you are ruining your dick.

[Anonymous No.57594253]

>>57594240
Why is a poo working for a Tokyo banking company?

[Anonymous No.57594255]

[Anonymous No.57594257]

>>57594239
did you finally get a new job or are you still giving handies for nickels

[Anonymous No.57594258]

>>57594198
Wait till 1.50

[Anonymous No.57594260]

>>57594239
You know I will.

[Anonymous No.57594263]

>>57594231
Will be getting $4 per $1 nvda goes up, dude is fucked, already a shitty spread. Makes me sad bros, everyone needs to start with spy options.

[Anonymous No.57594279]

>>57594244
Go home fed boy

[Anonymous No.57594280]

>>57594240
Would you look at that.

[Anonymous No.57594284]

>>57594260

[Anonymous No.57594286]

>>57594234
Go back to plebbit or one of your many containment threads you absolute faggot.

[Anonymous No.57594297]

IT IS COMPLETE
WE NOW HAVE THEM FULLY TRAINED
TO
BUY
THE
DIPS
WITH
CONFIDENCE

[Anonymous No.57594299]

>>57594286
I thought you loved taytay though faggie bro

[Anonymous No.57594301]

>>57594231
This was like 15 minutes after he asked "guys what does buy to open mean".

[Anonymous No.57594313]

I'm never gonna sell. Simple as.

[Anonymous No.57594314]

Unironically I hope the options novice Anon makes it.

[Anonymous No.57594319]

female natural gas
in my mouth

[Anonymous No.57594323]

If schd dips below 75 at some point in the next few hours I'll buy 10
If not I'll buy 3

[Anonymous No.57594328]

If he dies, he dies.

[Anonymous No.57594331]

>>57594299
I personally starting hating tay tay once she started dating that obnoxious globohomo faggot Travis Kelce. She's dead to me now. She has been replaced by the little Mexican tranny from Wednesday.

[Anonymous No.57594332]

>>57594279
Lol I show you the direct data and you still can't fathom being wrong. Peak retard, I hope you aren't allowed to vote

[Anonymous No.57594335]

>>57594299
Of course i do. Come spend some time in gme_meltdown we can show you the way.

[Anonymous No.57594336]

>>57594319
long BRAP

[Anonymous No.57594353]

>>57594336
If there was a nat gas ETF with the ticker BRAP I'd buy some just to have BRAP in my list of positions.

[Anonymous No.57594355]

>>57594190
Damn dude

[Anonymous No.57594365]

[Anonymous No.57594371]

Imagine today, but every day for the next 40 years.

[Anonymous No.57594375]

>>57594258
>Wait
I remember waiting at 1.9
I suppose it couldn't hurt to get some calls for later

[Anonymous No.57594376]

>>57594331
>tranny
Are you trying to tell me shes hiding a tiny little girldick?

[Anonymous No.57594387]

>>57594314
Realistically, he sells at a -50% loss.

[Anonymous No.57594392]

>>57594371
You wish. In 40 years spx will be over 30k. We'll probably be dead by then too.

[Anonymous No.57594394]

>>57594234
INCL

[Anonymous No.57594396]

>>57594376
I'm telling you she's hiding a monstrous girl dicks.

[Anonymous No.57594407]

>>57594331
You're being psyoped.

[Anonymous No.57594408]

In retrospect the right move was to go in with the cattle and buy 10 incredibly overvalued stocks... Everyone else lost money (me). This market is a joke.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57594414]

>>57594396
Girls don't have dicks retard, that's what makes them girls.

[Anonymous No.57594415]

>>57594396
Oh. Thats gross. I prefer pathetic useless girldicks that cant even get hard and can only cumb when you pound their prostate in missionary while screaming GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT

[Anonymous No.57594418]

>>57594216
That's your wife?
That's the woman that gets wedgies from /smg/ users
Kinda weird dude

[Anonymous No.57594419]

>>57594392
It will be 200k in 40 years

[Anonymous No.57594422]

>>57594414
your gook wife had it removed huh?

[Anonymous No.57594425]

>>57594414
Baggie you're old fashioned. Modern girls have dicks, get with the times boomer.

[Anonymous No.57594431]

>>57594418
Me and the boys just came from giving her wedgies and we saw some pasty malding dork jerkin it in the corner. Must be that guy

[Anonymous No.57594433]

Oh no Mumu. Is that... support?

[Anonymous No.57594435]

>>57594408
In shallow breadth anon you actually have to do work and look at underlying fundamentals. With the FAAGMAN 7 there's 493 companies to be slurping. Playing catch up sucks but then you just go with derivatives.

[Anonymous No.57594443]

>>57594331

Why is this so enticing? Is it the smooth, short range hip motion? Is it that aloof, uncaring look?

[Anonymous No.57594445]

>>57594260
I cannot unsee this.

[Anonymous No.57594446]

>>57594392
If you use USD as a unit of measurement, sure, but hard doubt on no currency reform happening in the next 40 years

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57594449]

>>57594425
>Modern girls have dicks
They're men. You're falling for Jewish tricks.

>>57594422
Take my wife's name out your fucking mouth!

[Anonymous No.57594452]

>>57594414
Umm sweaty yeah they do and they're valid. Take your hate speech and bigotry back to r*ddit where it belongs.
>>57594415
To each there own. Hope you find a qt chastity cage for you future tranny wife.

[Anonymous No.57594455]

I'm buying calls for Yeti earnings. Women love those things. I am a little scared Stanley is eating their lunch, but earnings are about the past quarter.

[El Arcón No.57594457]

RD worse again?

[Anonymous No.57594464]

>>57594446
Green backs to blue backs just like escape from LA. The party doesn't stop just because we become less patriotic anon.

[Anonymous No.57594465]

>>57594252
Its called body hardening and we all know you're soft.

[Anonymous No.57594481]

This steaming hot snout presses hard on your neck and whispers "50 point S&P gap*

[Anonymous No.57594488]

>>57594455
I think all the roasties know that their cups have lead in them now, though

[Anonymous No.57594493]

>NVDA

ITS OVER GIVE UP

[Anonymous No.57594496]

>>57594488
id put my lead in those roasties too if you understand

[Anonymous No.57594497]

>>57594481

[Anonymous No.57594499]

imagine how dumb you have to be to buy todays dump at the open like holy shit lmao

[Anonymous No.57594500]

Lol I sold my KO call this morning right near the absolute top

[Anonymous No.57594507]

This alone is revolting... robinhood bros how do you even.... ohh my lord.

[Anonymous No.57594508]

repeat after me
bobos :clap: are :clap: always :clap: right :clap:

[Anonymous No.57594513]

>>57594481
It's a gap above though.

[Anonymous No.57594517]

>>57594481
Gimme your pt silly bobo, just about at the perfect 1 standard deviation.

[Anonymous No.57594519]

>>57594507
Only zoomers and brown people use RH anyhow

[Anonymous No.57594520]

Come onnnn lowerrrrr mooooore this isn't enough power!!!!! Vegeta! Tell the people of earth to put their hands in the air!

[Anonymous No.57594528]

>>57594507
Holy fuck lol.

[Anonymous No.57594530]

What the fuck do I short

[Anonymous No.57594534]

>>57594507
PFOF brokers have super fast fills unlike the baggies want to believe.

[Anonymous No.57594535]

beclowned

[Anonymous No.57594540]

>>57594530
everything, we're going down 20% EOW
the world is ending bro

[Anonymous No.57594543]

>>57594507
how do i short the future

[Anonymous No.57594544]

>>57594530
Apple is always a good bet.

[Anonymous No.57594549]

>>57594517
420 in April, just for the memes

[Anonymous No.57594551]

GO CATCH A JPEG TO THE HEAD, ÜBER REACH
YOU'RE AN INTERN, ON WIKILEAKS
MOST LOVED THEREFORE MOST HATED
COME KNOCK ON THE DOOR WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU
GAME CHANGER
RECLUSIVE AGGRESSIVE
YINNIN AND YANGIN AND NOIDED
INFO WARRIOR JACK THE HACKER
THE ROLLING STONER
PROPHET OF DISASTER

[Anonymous No.57594558]

>>57594530
Short your chances of living a happy and healthy life with a family that loves you or any kind of external fulfillment to give you peace.

[Anonymous No.57594559]

>>57594544
people eat apples every day, spring harvest coming in soon

[Anonymous No.57594561]

>>57594517
>>57594513
Here's a hint:
N_V_R FILL_D

[Anonymous No.57594562]

>>57594507
NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE

[Anonymous No.57594564]

>>57594530
IWM SOXX KRE
>mentally prepare to be incorrect

[Anonymous No.57594565]

I used to be a dumb bobo too, but I grew up

[Anonymous No.57594570]

>>57594535
beheemed

[Anonymous No.57594577]

>>57594562
NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE
WHEN YOU COME OUTSIDE YOUR SHIT IS GONE
SHIT IS GONE
WHEN YOU COME OUTSIDE

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57594591]

>>57594452
Girls and guys are two different things and if you have a dick you're a guy.

[Anonymous No.57594597]

Why's nothing happening?

[Anonymous No.57594601]

>>57594591
girls have dicks too and theyre hot

[Anonymous No.57594603]

>OY VEY NVDA’s STILL GOING UP! MY PUTS ARE LOSING VALUE!
>”F-Fellow mumus it’s time to sell… I-It’s the top of a bubble! COME ON REDDIT! PANIC SELL ALREADY!!1! REINFORCE MY CONFORMATION BIAS!”

[Anonymous No.57594607]

>>57594558
rude

[Anonymous No.57594613]

I'll buy when VOO costs as much as an hour with this girl. So next week.

[Anonymous No.57594614]

>>57594597
Move was made, now it's repositioning and profit taking.

[Anonymous No.57594617]

>>57594597
There's like no volume.

[Anonymous No.57594631]

>>57594570
>beheemed
i thought president joe would print my calls today. woke up to -87%

[Anonymous No.57594639]

>>57594597
Nothing ever happening is the baseline of reality, a happening is a deviation from the norm

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57594643]

>>57594601
No, those are guys, you're just being a retard.

[Anonymous No.57594645]

its over...

[Anonymous No.57594648]

>>57594617
20mil in the first hour wasn't bad at all. Lunch time.

[Anonymous No.57594655]

>>57594631
He's going to bail out NYCB before he leaves office just as one last middle finger to the American people and I look forward to it.

[Anonymous No.57594659]

>Half of the americans how stocks
>Half of them are held by a select group

sweet, so i guess i will not be fucked by boomers dying and shitting themselves in the process

[Anonymous No.57594663]

Predict the next rape hike, /smg/. 50 bepis? 100 bepis?? 250 bepises???

[Anonymous No.57594664]

Nvidia anon keep us posted everyday until you sell.

[Anonymous No.57594666]

>>57594648
How much do you have to pay for this? Asking for a friend

[Anonymous No.57594667]

Is anyone else SHOCKED that inflation is being persistent?

[Anonymous No.57594670]

>>57594655
Btfp doesn't expire til march, they are already bailed out.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57594684]

I've got some serious, 1999 tech stock vibes here with everyone pouring money into the "Big Names" and everyone being delusional as fuck, saying shit like girls can have dicks. You guys are completely losing touch with reality.

[Anonymous No.57594686]

>>57594667
When I couldn't find meat at 2 $ / lb anymore these last two months I knew it was persistent

[Anonymous No.57594688]

>>57594670
What is btfp?

[Anonymous No.57594690]

>>57594667
No, being a dumb retarded urbanite green does dumb shit like this, but 2024 is a pivotal year, there are election cicles going on just about almost everywhere

[Anonymous No.57594691]

NATGAS NIGGERS, ALL OF YOU!

[Anonymous No.57594693]

>>57594664
Hopefully it was a larp.

[Anonymous No.57594696]

>>57594617
Ann couling should sue them. Her book feels moot post 10/2023. Maybe she will make a new addition to incorporate the FD magnet they create.

[Anonymous No.57594704]

>>57594659
Wasn't happening anyway anon. Boomers are a rounding error on stocks. Almost all of them die before making a significant dent in their portfolio, then the money gets passed down to the next generation, and guess where they put it? Right back into stocks. It's a perpetual motion machine. Demographics are the real black pill to the stock market, not people selling 4% of their portfolio a year during retirement. Eventually there will be more people 60+ than there are working age people. Eventually there will be more browns than whites. Both of these are not just bearish but doomish.

[Anonymous No.57594706]

>>57594663
JP flinched 6 months ago. All he can do is leave it higher for longer with well capitalized banks that of course look to make that capital work and drive inflation in the process - good creditors get liquidity, down the road bad creditors also get liquidity

[Anonymous No.57594707]

>>57594663
+50 bps for regional banks, -200 bps for JP Morgan.

[Anonymous No.57594709]

>>57594688
>https://www.federalreserve.gov/financial-stability/bank-term-funding-program.htm
The facility to offset shit long end bonds and realestate that blew up sivb and others last year.

[Anonymous No.57594708]

>>57594663
-300 on March 12.

[Anonymous No.57594713]

>>57594124
>change every single metric used to measure inflation
>LOOK LOOK LOOK IT'S DOWN YEAR OVER YEAR
Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.57594715]

I bought $150,000 worth of QQQ this week, would be REAL fucking funny if the market just crashed on me

[Anonymous No.57594719]

I SOLD MY NATGAS IN LOSSES

[Anonymous No.57594722]

>My investments are in good companies. They will come back.

[Anonymous No.57594723]

Mining ETFs are down >6%

[Anonymous No.57594724]

CHEAPIES

[Anonymous No.57594728]

I wouldn't worry about it

[Anonymous No.57594729]

>>57594667
Absolutely flabbergasted

[Anonymous No.57594732]

>>57594722
this but unironically

[Anonymous No.57594734]

>>57594667
Outside of 0.3% deflation during the 2008 crisis, we've had inflation every single year since the Great Depression.
The existence of inflation itself should not be surprising at all. The amount of inflation may be surprising but that's really more a question of how schizo you are.

[Anonymous No.57594735]

>>57594723
GDXJ at least.

[Anonymous No.57594736]

>>57594719
I could almost bet this is the bottom, but I'm not gonna waste more money. Bad enough I double down and lost 2x the amount I would have only lost. What a fuckin bullshit gigadump over 3-4 weeks.

[Anonymous No.57594737]

>>57594724
I'm waiting for cheaper

[Anonymous No.57594740]

I

DRINK

YOUR

MILKSHAKE

[Anonymous No.57594743]

>>57594724
gib ticks

[Anonymous No.57594749]

>>57594704
Demographics aren´t an issue in the US, because it´s a country with a low population density despite increseasing some 50 millions since 2000. but for other countries, it is.

[Anonymous No.57594751]

>>57594667
Yes, even I as a Bobo. For next month I will not be.

[Anonymous No.57594754]

>>57594719
why do you queers trade this

[Anonymous No.57594755]

>>57594663
There will be no further hikes silly.

[Anonymous No.57594756]

>>57594722

[Anonymous No.57594760]

>>57594667
I'm expecting inflation to shoot right the fuck back up and even more.

The the first time it would happen, 1970's and 80's had these ebb and flows

[Anonymous No.57594761]

It's amazing how well NVDA is holding up given the circumstance.

[Anonymous No.57594765]

>>57594724
Not cheap enough

[Anonymous No.57594773]

>>57594754
My father was a trainsman

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57594776]

>>57594761
Eat penguin shit you ass spelunker.

[Anonymous No.57594779]

>>57594760
>giga stagflation
>fedfunds rate hits 20%
imagine bros

[Anonymous No.57594784]

>>57594761
I'm giving it Q3 2024 when the COLOSSAL dump happens.

This reeks of Dot Com Bubble vibes and I'm preparing accordingly with food, ammo and dividends.

[Anonymous No.57594785]

>>57594749
Ageing population with a low birth rate is the problem. Lots of pensioners and not many new workers

[Anonymous No.57594787]

>>57594761
DIS is also somehow green.

[Anonymous No.57594795]

>>57594706
>>57594707
>>57594708
>>57594755
The terminal rate will be over 8%.

[Anonymous No.57594798]

>>57594776
Are you short NVDA baggot?

[Anonymous No.57594801]

I lost 20% of my gains WTF market is only down 1.4% FUCK FUCK SHIT NOOOOOOOOOOO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.57594806]

>>57594779
why stagflate, when we could liquidate?

[Anonymous No.57594807]

>>57594801
Thanks for playing, better luck next time.

[Anonymous No.57594810]

>>57594715
>Let's buy at 37 PE
sound decision

[Anonymous No.57594811]

>>57594795
Nope, crazy you didn't make any money today bobo.

[Anonymous No.57594812]

>>57594801
im back to even for the year which sucks, but i'll be back

[Anonymous No.57594813]

>>57594795
And that will still be negative in real terms.

[Anonymous No.57594815]

the reality is that deflation requires a recession, JPow will never say this publicly or to people in congress
if the stock market holds up and people still have jobs we won't get any rate cuts this year

[El Arcón No.57594816]

>>57594795
+RAPE DICK+ +RAPE DICK+ +RAPE DICK+ +RAPE DICK+ +RAPE DICK+ +RAPE DICK+ +R

[Anonymous No.57594817]

>>57594755
funny thing is rates need to go up to like 20% to quell the inflation we're currently seeing
5.25% for longer is like trying to piss for longer to put out a forest fire
we're so fucked and people don't even realize it yet
if rates cut we're going venezuela

[Anonymous No.57594818]

>>57594719
>>57594736
$1.44
Wait till April into June

[Anonymous No.57594828]

>>57594795
Higher for longer and teasing pivooot fags should be enough

[Anonymous No.57594830]

>>57594817
Dumbfuck boomers and megacorps sitting on piles of t-bills get *more* money if you hike rates.

Rate cuts are the only way to tame inflation.

[Anonymous No.57594838]

>people bidding up stocks based on a pivot while jpow just holds rates every meeting because inflation still exists
it's a rerun of 2022

[Anonymous No.57594841]

>>57594817
We're high enough anon. Just gotta wait and see.
>data dependent

[Anonymous No.57594847]

>>57594818
>Wait til 70 bro, than you will be rich
I'm no dividendchud and won't be a natgas nigger anymore, sorry. I'm back full to shorting this gay and fake market especially EU. The only thing I haven't lost with YET.

[Anonymous No.57594853]

>>57594190
what happened to cirno????
>>57594260
the guy looks so done with her

[Anonymous No.57594856]

I have an easy fix for this. Nationalize the mag 7. That way the government keeps strategic tech, but people lose money.

[Anonymous No.57594862]

>>57594754
Occasionally newfags get roped into a sector or commodity by one guy who posts about it every thread. Their investments about to trades in the hundreds of dollars not thousands or tens of thousands so don't fall for their melodrama over losses.

[Anonymous No.57594863]

>>57594724
>cheap

lol, nothing is cheap, everything is so overbought

[Anonymous No.57594865]

>>57594856
That's called china.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57594867]

>>57594830
No the only way you're going to tame inflation is if you massively cut government spending, increase oil production, deport all the illegals, end social security and medicade.

[Anonymous No.57594871]

I gambled on SSRM and got burnt.
I'm gonna baghold now. I need it to go back to 4.50 to make my money back.

[Anonymous No.57594879]

>>57594817
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/uj1M-uQyKEw
Hoeflation out of control. This girl was with more men in a week than my grandparents were with in their entire lives.

[Anonymous No.57594881]

>>57594865
Holy shit is that real!?

[Anonymous No.57594891]

Just HOLD

[Anonymous No.57594892]

>>57594865
Woah is this real?

[Anonymous No.57594893]

>>57594862
2k, asshole

[Anonymous No.57594895]

>>57594871
Stop trading small caps.

[Anonymous No.57594898]

they should make owning toys over the age of 17 illegal so my Hasbro puts will print even more

[Anonymous No.57594901]

>>57594879
So she averaged more than two a day. What did she do the rest of the time? Did she shower in between?
How many men did your grandfather(s) sleep with?

[Anonymous No.57594903]

>>57594847
>70
>dividendchud

[Anonymous No.57594907]

Tfw switched out from NVDA to SMCI.

[Anonymous No.57594908]

damn bear markets fucking suck, we've been used to nothing but straight free money for the past 5 months

fuck why did I double down this week, i might start selling off some of my positions to be honest, cant go losing hundreds a day

[Anonymous No.57594913]

to the schizo who calls the market fake every time he loses money have you ever considered that maybe you're not very good at this

[Anonymous No.57594916]

>>57594244
Checked but your finra/sec edomite or just literally a midwit of the kabal unable to divert your eyes from the world. You see many of us wage, occasionally wage, or have waged in the past.

We also know that real money has literal weight, mass, luster, etc. Fiat is dead and so are you when the monopoly money is seen for what it is. Total Banker Death. 2008 vibes.TBD

[Anonymous No.57594917]

>>57594908
its only a loss when you sell

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57594921]

>>57594908
Yes!!! Capitulate!!! Just let it fucking burn!!!

[Anonymous No.57594928]

>>57594908
Write calls, hold your shit. We don't short heavy or capitulate until march opex.

[Anonymous No.57594930]

Need...SMCI and NVDA pump... now

[Anonymous No.57594933]

He doesn't have any LONZ and get paid of suckers borrowing money

[Anonymous No.57594938]

>>57594879
Nice.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57594942]

>>57594928
Trump said that there was going to be a stock market crash this year. Lets prove him wrong!

[Anonymous No.57594946]

Diamond Hands

[Anonymous No.57594947]

>>57594867
Well and divert a large portion of that saved money to Israel.

[Anonymous No.57594951]

>>57594917
It's a loss if you hold. Loss in potential gains.

[Anonymous No.57594954]

>>57594942
I say a lot of things that never come to fruition too baggot.

[Anonymous No.57594956]

>yields
>yen
>positioning
>valuations
>market concentration
Last chance to get out.

[Anonymous No.57594961]

WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE NATGAS HOLDERS

[Anonymous No.57594962]

What a great buying oppurtunity amiright?

[Anonymous No.57594963]

>>57594933
I do that through my FCFS holdings, thank you very much.

[Anonymous No.57594979]

>>57594946
the VIX is meh

[Anonymous No.57594981]

I have no idea what to do.

[Anonymous No.57594987]

You all realize SPY is going back above 500 literally tomorrow, right?

[Anonymous No.57594990]

>>57594961
how low will the widowmaker go?

[Anonymous No.57594993]

When we break the day's lows, this shirt's coming off

[Anonymous No.57594994]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

this is a fake drop, just shaking out weak hands r-right?

[Anonymous No.57595003]

It's time

>>57594998
>>57594998
>>57594998
>>57594998
>>57594998
>>57594998

[Anonymous No.57595005]

Waste Management is a strong buy given how many tech workers are about to be living in dumpsters

[Anonymous No.57595017]

>>57595003
>precocious bake
die

[Anonymous No.57595022]

next
>>57595018
>>57595018
>>57595018
>>57595018
>>57595018

[Anonymous No.57595026]

2 early threads, wonderful

[Anonymous No.57595050]

You all realize the next CPI will even be worse?

[Anonymous No.57595065]

>>57595022
>>57595003
You faggots

[Anonymous No.57595073]

>>57595050
eli5 bro

[Anonymous No.57595156]

>>57595050
Just exclude housing and food bro, everything is fine.

[Anonymous No.57595239]

>baked early
>twice
uh, there's still a little life left in this one

[Anonymous No.57595324]

>>57595239
Still some room to say
NATGAS
AND
OIL

[Anonymous No.57595405]

>>57594225
I just started checking "hispanic" on my job applications because my grandma is from Spain. Even though I am pale af, green eyes and have freckles.

[Anonymous No.57595448]

>>57595405
>Even though I am pale af, green eyes and have freckles.
not really inconsistent with being spanish, bienvenido hermano

[Anonymous No.57595511]

>>57595324
ok, but now it's over

[Anonymous No.57595564]

10y yields and DXY both still pressing their highs

[Anonymous No.57595980]

>>57595564
10y dumping is extremely bullish.

[Anonymous No.57596578]

How do I daytrade good?

[Anonymous No.57597089]

>Ctrl+F "gas"

more dumping incoming

[Anonymous No.57597254]

>>57597089
>>57596857