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[Anonymous No.57591773]

What will be your make it purchase this bull run? For me, its a dyson airblade for my home bathroom.

[Anonymous No.57592476]

>>57591773
Must be a pain in the ass to keep those clean

[Anonymous No.57592527]

>>57591773
All the shit smelling air will be blown on your hands

[Anonymous No.57592616]

>>57591773
Good taste. I always wanted a scrotum washer and dryer for my bathroom too. Especially handy when you take a nasty dump and the shit water splashes on your nuts.

[Anonymous No.57592666]

>>57591773

[Anonymous No.57592724]

>>57591773
for a personal bathroom, that thing is nice but for a public bathroom, that thing is disfuckingusting. Pic related is the better design of the airblade

[Anonymous No.57592737]

>>57592527
Anon you do know you’re supposed to wash them before right

[Anonymous No.57592833]

>>57591773
a new pc
ideally it would be a house but I'll have to escape this prison country before I move around any large amount of money, atleast as someone fundamentally opposed to theft
>t. american

[Anonymous No.57592903]

>>57591773
luxury food

[Anonymous No.57592934]

2006 Honda Civic

[Anonymous No.57592937]

>>57591773
my friend got one of these from some dude on craigslist for a couple hundred bucks.

[Anonymous No.57593010]

>>57591773
You could buy one of those regular hand dryers for $50 and fit a $10 plastic air knife from egay on it for much less than a dyson. You're just paying for the name

[Anonymous No.57593042]

>>57591773
That is disgusting, those shit keeps bacteria more than regular hand towels.

[Anonymous No.57593074]

>>57592724
I used to put my dick under one of these, it makes it swing around, it's funny and feels good.

[Anonymous No.57593115]

Is it weird that I’d like 1 bathroom with my own urinal in it at home?

It just feels so freaking good to stand up and pee at a urinal.

It feels annoying to pee in a normal toilet standing up in comparison there’s no angle that truely avoids some splash

[Anonymous No.57593148]

>>57591773
Terrible urinal, gets piss everywhere

[Anonymous No.57593197]

>>57593115
Buy land and you can pee outside. ProTip: pick one spot and dump septic treatment on it occasionally so it doesn't smell and will fertilizer the soil.

[Anonymous No.57593215]

>>57593197
Id like an indoor one in case its cold outside

[Anonymous No.57593238]

>>57593215
pee in your shower like a good europoor. also pee on yourself to warm you up.

[Anonymous No.57593314]

>>57593238
Fuck that I just want a fucking urinal in my bathroom so I can stand up and pee comfortably in the morning.

Standing up and peeing in the normal toilet is annoying due to splash management requiring focus

[Anonymous No.57593329]

>>57593215
I cut a jug of tide in half and ran a hose through my garage wall for when it's cold out.

[Anonymous No.57593358]

>>57593238
>need 7 figures to pee on yourself
Grim

[Anonymous No.57593370]

>>57593314
use a glass and free drink as indian. I gave you 2 solution as EU or IN....choose one

[Anonymous No.57593392]

>>57591773
Just buy paper towels faggot

[Anonymous No.57593605]

>>57593314
My dad has one in their bathroom

[Anonymous No.57594557]

>>57593314
>painted wall

I am cringing hard at the prospect of pee droplets staining that wall.

[Anonymous No.57594679]

>>57591773
>blows dirty water all over the place and floor
Not my problem.

[Anonymous No.57594718]

>>57592666
I got really drunk one night and put my dick in one of these and came really hard and I couldn't stop laughing

[Anonymous No.57594763]

>>57593392
it's cheaper and easier to use towels and occasionally wash them with your laundry... paper towels are for cleaning up spaghetti sauce, not for drying your clean hands

[Anonymous No.57594791]

>>57594718
there's no way you were drunk enough to fuck a hand dryer in a public restroom yet sober enough to maintain an erection for as long as it takes to cum

[Anonymous No.57594837]

>>57592903
I put my dick on these once

[Anonymous No.57594843]

>>57591773
A fat short with 3x leverage at the very top.

I feel no desire to consoom material goods whatsoever.

[Anonymous No.57594858]

>>57594791
Agreed. Maybe he got hard and maybe he laughed, but he did not climax. That part was the lie.

[Anonymous No.57595906]

>>57593605
is your dad they/them or what wtf nigga

[Anonymous No.57595921]

>>57592476
they have one at my gym and its absolutely horrific

[Anonymous No.57595932]

>>57595906
Nigga why you going at his dad let the man pee standing up in peace in his own home

[Anonymous No.57596677]

>>57591773
>washes his hands after going to the bathroom
You have to go back

[Anonymous No.57596737]

>>57595932
*their own home

[Anonymous No.57596790]

>>57591773
I already took some profits to have my trees pruned, gave some money to a friend in need, paid off some hospital bills, bought some stuff for the house etc. and that was just a small part of my Link and ICP gains, which I still have a lot of as well as a good amount of BTC. Feels good to get money for free.

[Anonymous No.57596814]

>>57596677
Kek. Like Putin said, “why would my dick be dirty?”.

[Anonymous No.57596815]

>>57594718
Robo blow job

[Anonymous No.57596835]

>>57594791
He was actually getting fucked by a nigger against the blow dryer, he didn't add that detail. Nigger milked his prostate and made him cum hands free.

[Anonymous No.57596849]

>>57591773
I had never thought about it but I need a Japanese toilet to clean my ass, I will probably buy it when $SUPER reaches 10 dollars

[Anonymous No.57596853]

>>57596677
Oh yeah, I wash my hands before I use the bathroom.

[Anonymous No.57597022]

A pair of running shoes. I just want to go on runs and long walks comfortably

[Anonymous No.57597032]

>>57591773
Probably a nice Persian rug

[Anonymous No.57597206]

>>57591773
OP think is bathroom is public toilet

[Anonymous No.57597272]

>>57591773
lmao imagine going into somebodys bathroom and he has one of these id burst out laughing my ass off

[Anonymous No.57597339]

>>57592666
I haven't seen this meme for years, but it always makes me chuckle.