/smg/ heemed AI edition

[Anonymous No.57583407]

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Live Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars:
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

previous /smg/ >>>>57581655

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57583413]

Is it just me or are all the good stocks going down while all the shit stocks are going up?

[Anonymous No.57583416]

I've made my next move. I officially bought the bottom of NYCB. Join me if you like slurping dipperinos.

[Anonymous No.57583420]

Natgas is pure evil, it can't even stay flat, no, just fake pump and then gigadumps, wow

[Anonymous No.57583421]

buy tsla

[Anonymous No.57583422]

>>57583413
Do you think we reached the top? Will all the big names keep going down over the next few weeks?

[Anonymous No.57583423]

[Anonymous No.57583426]

I am down 75% after shorting nasdaq in january. I either make it this week or I quit for good.

[Anonymous No.57583428]

I GOT SHAKEN FROM MY PUTS EARLY. THEY WOULDA PRINTED HARD. I HATE YOU MARKET MAKERS

[Anonymous No.57583429]

First for Fuck Baggie

[Anonymous No.57583431]

Its not just a crash its a Supercrash

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57583432]

>>57583416
You know they're fucked right, like never going to recover kind of fucked?

[Anonymous No.57583434]

I think I finally understand the Taylor Swift thing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytiwExhgyvo
And it looks to me like it has absolutely nothing to do with stocks.

[Anonymous No.57583446]

Alright anon I know that the markets are looking shaky but you are bought into Vanguard Total Market ETFs you shouldn't be worried.
...
Okay I have unbuttoned my shirt are you paying attention to what I am saying now.

[Anonymous No.57583447]

>>57583416
im good senpai. That ones going into liquidation. Rates arent being lowered that soon. But now we do know its probably financials and their baggies pushing for lowered rates.

[Anonymous No.57583449]

>>57583407
I got next bake

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57583450]

>>57583422
It's going to be longer than that.

[Anonymous No.57583452]

Palantir bros.........30 is coming......

[Anonymous No.57583453]

Are ya winning, son?

[Anonymous No.57583457]

>>57583446
>>57583447
Damn

Anyway, I’m finally slightly up on my LUV position. Do I just sell and never look back?

[Anonymous No.57583460]

>Buy Ubisoft and RobinHood last week
>Already up 16% and 13%

Bros I might be a genius.

[Anonymous No.57583463]

>mpw options right now
it's free money lmao

[Anonymous No.57583474]

PHYSICAL
SMCI
CALLS
Accept no substitutes.

[Anonymous No.57583477]

Wtf my KO calls are pumping

[Anonymous No.57583480]

>>57583463
>mpw
someone here called the short play on them perfectly. i didnt have the balls to join him though

[Anonymous No.57583484]

>>57583460
ubisoft will crash once they have to report that their new so called AAAA game is a massive flop

[Anonymous No.57583485]

>>57583457
>airlines and exploding community banks
yikes dude dump your entire portfolio and start over.

[Anonymous No.57583489]

>>57583416
>NYCB
Good luck with that one

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57583490]

If I didn't know any better, I'd say the SPY is fucked now, we're going to pull all the way back to at least that gap we have down at $440, and then the momentum force that drives the market is going to push it even lower, we could be looking at a 20% correction which would put us in bear market territory. You know what happens in bear markets? Idiots like us lose money.

[Anonymous No.57583491]

>>57583432
Your opinion on the matter only makes me that much more confident they'll get bailed out.

[Anonymous No.57583495]

>>57583484
>ubisoft
ubislop

[Anonymous No.57583509]

>>57583489
Yeah I wouldn't mess with either direction there.

[Anonymous No.57583510]

>>57583490
God fucking damnit Baggot. now I have to sell my puts

[Anonymous No.57583511]

>>57583495
indeed

[Anonymous No.57583515]

>>57583453
Yup. Sold about 20% of my SOXL holdings at 40.95/share

[Anonymous No.57583517]

>>57583490
I literally keep $50k in the bank waiting to slurp crashes on SPY. I tell my wife its our emergency fund lmao

[Anonymous No.57583523]

I wonder if the -250k anon killed himself. He might still only lose 50k.

[Anonymous No.57583528]

>>57583484
Lol nah. The company is highly undervalued to a point of stupidity. 2.5 billion while rest of the gaming companies like Roblox and TTWO are in 27 billion.

They have like 7 titles coming within the next month to 2 years. Ass Creed and Starwars will generate huge money. Is at least worth at minimum, 8billion in market cap easily.

[Anonymous No.57583532]

NatGas bros what the FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

[Anonymous No.57583534]

Wow color me shocked, the same dumb fucking Fed nigger who always shows up on green days and says bearish horseshit did it again.

[Anonymous No.57583535]

CSCO is green NVDA is red get absolutely fucked Reddit

[Anonymous No.57583536]

...markets and I said...

I only see 570 why isn't it updating?

on what?

all right ALL RIGHT
WE'RE IN BEARR MARKET

stockmarketfunding.com told you it was coming if you don't believe me we're down 727 points and we got all the short sells Apples down to 230 dollars

LOOK AT THAT, LOOK AT IT
TAKE EM ALL OUT FOR THE BIG BOUNCE OFF THE BOTTOM

I told everybody that you couldn't stay overbought, this is what happens when you get overbought and we told everyone in the Dow was COMING

we told you that WE DIDN'T WANT TO SEE YOU GET... HOOKED
AND YOU MAY BE... HOOKED

here you go, I'm told it's 835 the dow ticker

WOW!!
ALMOST A THOUSAND POINTS!
WE CALL THIS A CAPITULATION!

WHOA!! LOOK AT THAT NASDAQ 100

WHOA!!! LOOK AT THAT ALMOST A THOUSAND POINTS DOWN THAT'S A BIG SHAKEOUT

THEY'RE GONNA PROBABLY HALT TRADING
WE CAN'T STOP THE SELLING
EVEN CRAMER DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK
HOW DO YOU LIKE IT
IT'S CALLED 900 POINTS DOWN
WE TOLD YOU!
WE TOLD YOU people not to get involved in thaaat

we told you two weeks ago what happens to exuberance is that exuberance can make up the difference in one DAY!

I can't even keep up with the tick tock I haven't seen this

buddy YOU COULD HAVE DONE IT A LONG TIME AGO...

BUDDY LOOK AT APPLE COMPUTER

CANCEL ALL ORDERS!
CANCEL ALL ORDERS!
CANCEL ALL ORDERS!

LOOK AT THAT DOWN A THOUSAND POINTS
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS TO THE BULLS WHEN THEY GOT THAT EXUBERANCE

and I told everyone... about the dow history... and this is it on the tape, it was down over a thousand

[Anonymous No.57583541]

>>57583528
>Roblox and TTWO are in 27 billion.
except these are games people play a lot of. ubisoft isnt the same.

[Anonymous No.57583546]

>>57583480
hedgeye called it like two yrs ago

[Anonymous No.57583547]

WHY IS IT GOING DOWN?

[Anonymous No.57583548]

we've reached a 0.5% crash in NVDA
COVER Up COVER ALL POSITIONS
RISK ON
RISK ON

[Anonymous No.57583550]

[Anonymous No.57583555]

>>57583536

>meds

[Anonymous No.57583560]

>>57583548
I think you mean risk off.

[Anonymous No.57583562]

>>57583541

[Anonymous No.57583568]

AAAAA
MY GAINS

[Anonymous No.57583569]

>>57583532
10 more cents and I think it will be at multi decades lows.

[Anonymous No.57583573]

>>57583546
They called FAST and IRM too and neither of those worked.
They did call MPW at the absolute top though

[Anonymous No.57583576]

WHAT
THE
FUCK
WAS
THAT

[Anonymous No.57583578]

Wheres the anon that said buying spy puts at 503.50 was a bad idea

[Anonymous No.57583592]

>>57583562
>250 million in revenue
I wonder how much it cost to produce it? 200 million? 300?

[Anonymous No.57583594]

>>57583532

insane, gonna lose money, yeeeah

[Anonymous No.57583595]

>>57583569
The current state of my beheeming lmao

[Anonymous No.57583598]

>>57583528
roblox and ttwo are useful and pay attention to their customer base. jewbisoft can get fucked.

[Anonymous No.57583603]

>>57583515
that shits going to 80+ AI hasnt even started yet

[Anonymous No.57583605]

I longed and completely overleveraged the dump cause I misunderstood something. Gonna lose money in one day for simply stupidity and greed and fuck me, just fuck me.

[Anonymous No.57583610]

>>57583562
>ttwo revenue 3+ billion
>rblox reveue 3+ billion
>ubisoft 1.8 billion
See what i mean?

[Anonymous No.57583616]

[Anonymous No.57583622]

>>57583605

I wouldn't lose if I didn't fuckin double down like a retard, I actually quadrupled down cause I got things wrong, OVERLEVERAGED

[Anonymous No.57583623]

for anyone who believes NFPs/GDP and thinks economy is okay, here you go (as if the yield curve isn't telling enough)

https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/A261RX1Q020SBEA

[Anonymous No.57583628]

>he bought the blowoff top
Enjoy your 40 year bear market.

[Anonymous No.57583629]

Is some institution dumping with just us on the other end?

[Anonymous No.57583630]

>>57583532
Someone needs to execute Brandon so the LNG terminals come on... He will be the end of us.

[Anonymous No.57583637]

a small retrace to SPY400 wont kill anyone

[Anonymous No.57583640]

>>57583622
It's funny reading these posts until one day you make one.

[Anonymous No.57583643]

>>57583628
stop taking my words out of context chud

[Anonymous No.57583645]

Sold my NVDA

[Anonymous No.57583646]

>>57583623
is this a proxy for "Gross national Revenue"

[Anonymous No.57583647]

And just like that SOXL will never be $40 again.

[Anonymous No.57583649]

and so it begins the DOTCOM bubble 2.0 /10 year bear market

[Anonymous No.57583650]

How are you gonna play Reddit going public?

Short calls and long puts?

[Anonymous No.57583653]

>>57583637
*SPY200

[Anonymous No.57583657]

>>57583595
does this say you keep depositing money? that's what i did before i lost all of it

[Anonymous No.57583660]

>>57583640
Completely retarded by me. Things were bad, but I made them 3-4x worse. Wouldn't even lose money today or tomorrow or whenever, but now I'm on the verge of losing and I had to put more into the account to not lose. This is 90% a loss. Only a miracle can save me, aka pump to 18,40. Or at least fuckin STOP DUMPING. The thing with natgas is that it fuckin can't stop falling and it is actually insane at this level.

[Anonymous No.57583661]

nvda crashes tomorrow

[Anonymous No.57583663]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARF

[Anonymous No.57583667]

>>57583637
>>57583653
Don't threaten me with a good time.

[Anonymous No.57583670]

>>57583598
That's a feels based argument, son. Roblox is a money loser since IPO. Same with TTWO being unprofitable until GTA 6 or some other small titles.

Ubisoft is actually profitable at the moment and will be coming out with SEVERAL games soon. Starwars and AC red will sell gang busters. Stock will EASILY push to 8Billion by 2025.

I am smarter than you guys. I predicted GME while you people called me retarded. I am always ahead of the curve. People like me never lose.

Screencap this.

[Anonymous No.57583672]

>>57583649
I hope so but we have a serious lack of digits.

[Anonymous No.57583682]

Stop scaring people. The official dump starts after nvidia earnings next week.

[Anonymous No.57583685]

Do I buy now or tomorrow. This dump is late and has me shook. Everything is out of alignment.
Maybe I long tomorrow AM for the cpi boost.
I'm not at my computer with my market cheat codes, I don't know what to do!

[Anonymous No.57583686]

>>57583657
No I only deposited $1,800 total

[Anonymous No.57583693]

[Anonymous No.57583695]

>>57583603
That would make me and my 700 shares very happy. But how long is it going to take?

[Anonymous No.57583699]

>>57583610
>half the revenue
>1/10 the market cap
>Both are unprofitable
>ubisoft is profitable

See what I mean?

[Anonymous No.57583706]

>>57583670
I got you, anon.

[Anonymous No.57583719]

Baggie should be happy. His stochastic "no go" indicator came up just before the crash.

[Anonymous No.57583725]

>>57583670
Rocksmith is based

[Anonymous No.57583738]

>>57583646
don't believe so, it's more just an alternate way of calcing GDP

[Anonymous No.57583747]

>>57583686
oh wrong line whoops. nice

[Anonymous No.57583757]

>NVDA down 0.13%
it's all ogre

[Anonymous No.57583764]

>>57583699
good point but i dont invest in anything thats based too much on a single product release like a video game. I think your argument makes sense so gl with it.

[Anonymous No.57583766]

>>57583603
>>57583695
700/share is a little optimistic my dudes... No one can tell how high this AI bubble will go but set realistic limit sells and start slowly selling off. I'm selling a little more at 46/share and then more again at 50. By 60/share I plan to be completely out.

[Anonymous No.57583768]

I bought the top... again...

[Anonymous No.57583778]

Buy SOXL calls now?

[Anonymous No.57583780]

>>57583672
look again

[Anonymous No.57583783]

>>57583660
Post ticker, position and how much money you put in.

[Anonymous No.57583784]

I'm setting trailing stop losses now

[Anonymous No.57583785]

>>57583778
Why calls? Just buy SOXL shares and sell in a few days.

[Anonymous No.57583787]

>>57583768
>I bought the top... again..

[Anonymous No.57583789]

>implying 2-3 dollar swings mean anything in the $500 SPY world
You're not ready for the return to normal volatility.

[Anonymous No.57583796]

>>57583783
Stfu, no loss porn for you, you faggot.

[Anonymous No.57583802]

>>57583738
yeah I looked it up. this is the one with sales receipts attached.
If we hold about here for a bit we maintain growth. we're real close to the line tho.

[Anonymous No.57583803]

>>57583660
why do retards think you can predict what commodities are gonna do? do you just look at a chart and say "heh, this line has gotta go down/up"?

[Anonymous No.57583810]

>>57583768
what was your thesis?

[Anonymous No.57583816]

>>57583810
>buy high sell low

[Anonymous No.57583819]

>>57583803
>implying you don't have to do the same thing with every market
????

[Anonymous No.57583825]

>>57582550
Novo Nordisk is probably the most hyped stock ever back in Denmark, though their products are legit, and their future is bright
As a stock, it's very dependent on Danish investors, and thus the Danish economy, but that is honestly very solid too

[Anonymous No.57583826]

>>57583416
fuck you I bought calls on them and they're only 3 cents ITM

[Anonymous No.57583829]

GET FUCKED BOBO SHIT THAT WAS THE GENERATIONAL BOTTOM!!!

[Anonymous No.57583830]

>market opens really green
>then dumps with absolutely no reason and ends pretty damn red
what causes this phenomena, legitimately?

[Anonymous No.57583832]

>>57583413
Yes, it´s just you.

[Anonymous No.57583833]

>>57583796
Nice widowmaker.
Good luck

[Anonymous No.57583837]

>sold INTC like a pussy a week ago

I forgot the kikes like to spend literal weeks shaking out retail, lesson learned.

[Anonymous No.57583839]

Well I sold my KO. But it wasn't all bad. I made money on the deal, rolled into more VZ thereby keeping/gaining more divvy, rolled into more WBD,and once the cash settles shaft the credit card company outta sticking me with fees.

[Anonymous No.57583842]

the two day old magic lines are working.
whats next NVDA niggers?

[Anonymous No.57583846]

>>57583660
Man, I don't know, but I was under the impression that natural gas is one of those things that, once cracked open, gushes out until it's dry. So makes sense it's a (over)supply driven economy.

[Anonymous No.57583848]

>>57583796
>writes 3 posts complaining while responding to nobody
>ask for more details
>"FUCK YOU"

k, sucks to be you. I bought ARM at $50 so I'm up >100% this week. sorry you're such a faggot, but predictable that you'd lose money. many such cases.

[Anonymous No.57583862]

>>57583830
Computers selling to other computers. Day to day movements only matter if you are trading options which is the facilitation of the computers selling to computers through human hands and if you mess up you are the one footing the bill for the hedgefunds.

[Anonymous No.57583865]

>>57583789
This is the new normal, financialization is bringing everybody into the market and the line can only go up with a steady stream of new and uninformed investors
The closest thing to normal volatility will be hft

[Anonymous No.57583867]

>>57583848
cool cool, keep me posted.

[Anonymous No.57583870]

MSS queese over?

[Anonymous No.57583873]

>>57583829
Dumb money always loses. You're dumb money.

[Anonymous No.57583887]

Reminder that Taylor won, and Chuds lost

[Anonymous No.57583899]

I figured this volume was suspect

[Anonymous No.57583900]

what happened? last week you guys said we'd be reaching new all time highs every day for the rest of the year.

[Anonymous No.57583908]

>>57583719
what's the URL to test his indicator on tradingview?

[Anonymous No.57583922]

>>57583900
N*gg*r stole my gains.

[Anonymous No.57583929]

NVDA sisters...have we plateaued?

[Anonymous No.57583939]

>ARM not dropping, in fact it's climbing back up again
Heh

[Anonymous No.57583940]

Pinterest $100 eow

[Anonymous No.57583945]

>>57583929
AMD's newly open source project threatens CUDA as a selling point
Any company that wanted to finance Pandora's box can ruin nvda

[Anonymous No.57583946]

>>57583900
It's been running up in a near straight line since October it has to take a break eventually.

[Anonymous No.57583950]

>>57583766
Reading comprehension, m8. I have 700 shares. I expect it to get to anywhere from 50 to 100 but obviously no one knows how long it will take or how long it will stay there once it arrives.

[Anonymous No.57583953]

>>57583908
idk I set it up last year and don't even know how to turn it off. I honestly feel like a total boomer every time I open tradingview. I think it was called something like "stochastic 4 in 1" or so.

[Anonymous No.57583962]

I am making money

[Anonymous No.57583963]

>>57583887
The real winners were the AI lewds we generated along the way

[Anonymous No.57583966]

>>57583830
Unironically Kashkari said some hawkish bullshit like he always does after the market is green for a few days. Should be illegal for Fed officials to publicly say influential stuff outside of FOMC meetings but here we are.

[Anonymous No.57583973]

Any good stuff to invest into tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.57583978]

>>57583830
>what causes this phenomena
Surprise!

[Anonymous No.57583982]

In Fidelity ATP, is it possible to add a trigger onto an already existing open trade?

[Anonymous No.57583993]

>>57583978

[Anonymous No.57584005]

>>57583825
>Novo Nordisk
QRD on it? whys it suddenly interesting again?

[Anonymous No.57584012]

God I hope this stupid shit market crashes fuck you mumu.

[Anonymous No.57584015]

>>57583973
>Any good stuff to invest into tomorrow?
if arm comes down id say you prob should get some.

[Anonymous No.57584016]

>>57583962
>I am making money

Me too. This gives me more anxiety than trying to recoup from losing money.

[Anonymous No.57584017]

Buy puts.

[Anonymous No.57584022]

>>57583966
that tracks. I personally don't expect any rate cuts anytime soon unless core drops massively. Yet again I just checked what projections are and it seems core is expected to keep falling?
https://www.clevelandfed.org/indicators-and-data/inflation-nowcasting
I'm really not sold unless we make it past peak oil season this year and see core still average down below 3. I expect rate cuts before peak oil to be a massive mistake (meaning they'll happen because election year kek)

[Anonymous No.57584024]

>>57583830
>>57583830
how long do you expect people to hodl without eating?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57584027]

>>57583966
I know right, they should only be able to tell my Rabbi, so he can get the word out through the proper channels and we can front run the meeting.

[Anonymous No.57584032]

also a lot of gambling debts to pay after the owl.

[Anonymous No.57584045]

Stop buying IWM and small cap shitcos you faggots.

[Anonymous No.57584048]

>>57583963
You're not wrong.

[Anonymous No.57584050]

>US Senate Advances $95 Billion Aid Package to Ukraine, Israel, and Taiwan
Buy it all. Today.

[Anonymous No.57584053]

>>57583966
Now why would he say something like that just so that tomorrow we pump on the news of lower inflation?

[Anonymous No.57584059]

I hope they keep rates jacked. I dunno about anyone else but I like the fact my savings accounts are paying something finally.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57584061]

>>57584050
you reckon it passes the house

[Anonymous No.57584062]

would you like to play some more? it goes up and down
just press the buy button
a thousand times

[Anonymous No.57584070]

>>57583939

[Anonymous No.57584072]

>>57584053
I dunno man it's mindblowing isn't it?

[Anonymous No.57584074]

>>57584050
Not passing the house.

[Anonymous No.57584076]

>>57583950
Yeah your right haha. My fault for multi-tasking at work!

[Anonymous No.57584083]

>>57584072
i dont know, im just saying the timing is off.

[Anonymous No.57584092]

I bought $500 of HIVE almost a year ago when the ETF annoucement seemd shakey. It's done about jack fucking shit even with bitcoin booming.

I'm tired of benig dead in the water. What shit stock should I buy for $500

[Anonymous No.57584102]

Power Hour

[Anonymous No.57584106]

>>57583945
>AMD's newly open source project threatens CUDA
is that just an emulation layer? also people are saying AMD abandoned the project *shrug*.

[Anonymous No.57584114]

AND NOOWWWW

THE MAIN EVENT YOU ALL HAVE BEEN WAITING FORRRR

LET'S GET READY TO RRRUUUUUMMMMMBBLLLLEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.57584119]

>>57584022
they've talked about raise quick and hold for a long time in econ classes. data is saying we probably need a small hike. but they might hold it here for 2 years. to get and keep context. Doing Nothing is a very very very good option most of the time. liquidation if done properly takes time. fast liquidation is destructive, which may not be necessary.
what are the consequences of holding here for 3-5 years?

[Anonymous No.57584121]

>>57583945
>implying that anyone serious is gonna switch to AMD to rely on a one man project
lmao

[Anonymous No.57584125]

>>57584061
Dems are in full support and a bunch of rhinos are for it.

[Anonymous No.57584126]

>>57584092
god I love JKs. Japan's declining birthrate means there are going to be less JKs in the future. what stock do I buy to stop this from happening?

[Anonymous No.57584139]

NVDA and IONQ making me soooooo happy

[Anonymous No.57584153]

>>57584050
The British used to disembowel and burn traitors alive. We should bring that back and do it to every senator.

[Anonymous No.57584155]

>>57583426
You should've been out at 10-25% after realizing your mistake. I doubt the crash is going this week.

[Anonymous No.57584157]

>>57584126
Unironically, Japan's housing market is the only one shrinking rapidly among developed nations. They could use a financial boost to encourage families, which tend to be generational in one household, to continue breeding.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57584162]

>>57584125
fucking uniparty always has money for wars

[Anonymous No.57584163]

Usually when I buy something it goes down the next day so I bought 1 share of NVDA. It didn't work.
I've heard if I post a screenshot of my gains they will evaporate, is that true?

[Anonymous No.57584165]

It's funny that the
>NO NATGAS NIGGERS
Faggot is so quiet today

[Anonymous No.57584175]

>>57584165
Nat gas is practically free

[Anonymous No.57584177]

>>57584005
There's not exactly anything new going on with them, but Danes keep slurping it up, no matter the price, it's almost seen as a matter of national pride to own shares of it. As long as the consumer economy here remains solid, and Novo doesn't fuck up, I can't see much of a reason for it to fall yet.

[Anonymous No.57584185]

natgas is drilling for oil right now

[Anonymous No.57584203]

My long QQQ short IWM play is getting fucking heemed. Stop buying these fucking shitcos bros.

[Anonymous No.57584208]

>>57584157
i am willing to breed every single japanese cutie, every single one.

[Anonymous No.57584211]

>>57584157
>>57584092
Not making the school girl uniform a thing here in the U.S for public schools was a big shat mistake..Christ. Fucking sad.

[Anonymous No.57584212]

>a generic fintech scam offering a product that does something absolutely no one knows with a founder that cannot code, wears the same outfit, can't maintain a healthy BMI, incapable of basic grooming, dumps his own equity every other month, and staff consists of 99 percent six figure HR busy workers whose primary buyers are frogposting spergs on a malaysian basketweaving forum and elon musks peewee playhouse forum outperformed every stock market IPO startup new public company in the last 7-8 years

Imagine getting mogged by an unregistered security that does absolutely nothing held by frog posters. Couldn't be me. Shit must be worse then browsing the same malaysian board that posted about bitcoin since it was under a 100 dollars and missing out.

[Anonymous No.57584216]

>>57584157
Am I the only one who likes women who have legs outwards instead of inwards.

>>57584208
Yeah but question is, would they want to breed with you? Most likely not.

[Anonymous No.57584217]

>Nvidia is worth more than Amazon
NVDA puts when

[Anonymous No.57584218]

>>57584177
oh thought maybe they got some weight loss stuff going on that was gonna pump it. pharma isnt for me and usually sucks.

[Anonymous No.57584229]

>>57584216
its not a question. its a promise

[Anonymous No.57584237]

>>57584212
Wrong thread BOT

[Anonymous No.57584239]

>>57584217
>NVDA is worth 9 MCDs

[Anonymous No.57584249]

>>57584239
That's like seventy Belaruses.

[Anonymous No.57584267]

>>57584163
The harsh truth is you are too poor for the market magic to even care about you.

[Anonymous No.57584281]

they call natgas "the widowmaker" for a reason lads

[Anonymous No.57584291]

What percent of the market is high yield bonds? is it unreasonable to hold that etf?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57584295]

>>57584239
lol, not for long, this AI bubble got too big too fast and you know what that means? it means correction followed by bear market, where only the most intelligent and fakest of fake AI's will survive.

[Anonymous No.57584298]

>>57584212
The crypto pits are that a way
>>>/lgbt/

[Anonymous No.57584316]

>>57584211
Blame America's obsession with wanting to be different from the British. I would've preferred school uniforms outside of the fetish stuff because it reduces bullying if you're poor as shit and can't buy the latest SUPREME of Hilfiger slop

[Anonymous No.57584317]

>>57584229
Good luck friendo. One day you're achieve your dreams.

[Anonymous No.57584328]

need some stock picks, my settlement clears tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.57584333]

>>57584291
>What percent of the market is high yield bonds? is
You asking how big the bond market is? its bigger than the stock market i think. but TLT or something is fine to hold but you are probably better off just buying bonds yourself off the treasury website.

[Anonymous No.57584334]

>>57584218
The weight loss stuff seems to be going smoothly for now, numbers from August 2023 show that 66k Danes were taking Wegovy, and 73k were taking Ozempic, with no major side effects yet, there's still a massive demand that they need to meet for the US market, but can't see any 25%+ pumps atm.

[Anonymous No.57584335]

This was the generational bottom of natgas, lol

[Anonymous No.57584343]

>>57584211
Seconded.

[Anonymous No.57584345]

>>57584328
>my settlement clears tomorrow
But its your money. You should be able to use it when you need it. I know a guy if you need cash now. Call JG Wentworth, 877-CASHNOW. Thats 877-CASH NOW. CALL NOW.

[Anonymous No.57584351]

MARAggots... im worried of a pullback tomorrow. Though I do expect maintained higher price and upward movement until half way in March

[Anonymous No.57584360]

i just bought SCHD [ticker: SCHD]

[Anonymous No.57584361]

these are my picks from the s&p 600
KOPN
MSEX
PRLB
TNDM

wish me luck bros

[Anonymous No.57584379]

I'm gonna laugh like a retard should I survive this. But chances are I will not, cause I never have luck in this shit. I actually always manage to short the pumps and buy the dumps, as today. And today was really bad.

[Anonymous No.57584382]

>>57584334
oh fug i didnt even realize ozempic is novo nordisk. thought that was eli lilly. nice then, a good hold imo.

[Anonymous No.57584397]

>>57584361
Why those stocks fren?

[Anonymous No.57584405]

leanhogs

[Anonymous No.57584412]

>>57584361
Are you shorting these stocks?

[Anonymous No.57584426]

>>57584405
piiig news

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57584429]

>>57584405
Lean hogs are good and all, but every so often I need a slam pig.

[Anonymous No.57584432]

I'm fucking sick of how everything is a race to the bottom with the cheapest, lowest quality bullshit that breaks after like a year. I bought a new office chair from Staples on Black Friday and it''s already fucking falling apart just three months later after I barely used it. I literally bought the nicest model that they carried so that it wouldn't fall apart again, and this still fucking happens. Everything now is cheap Chinese bullshit that breaks instantly and then gives you cancer.

[Anonymous No.57584436]

Index options are your fren
Theta is your fren
Credit spreads on indexes are also frens
Simple as

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57584444]

>>57584432
maybe you should lose weight

[Anonymous No.57584446]

*ahem*
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.57584449]

>>57584397
just foraged through the holdings and picked some out, checked the charts and descriptions and went for it. sometimes i also checked their youtube
really wish i could have bought ADEA but my broker doesn't have it listed for some reason

[Anonymous No.57584458]

>fat bloated nasdaq and s&p tech stocks getting brought back down to reality
>russle and dow unfazed

thats a pretty good look there mumu

[Anonymous No.57584462]

>>57584444
I'm in excellent shape. I went on a 10 mile hike yesterday.

[Anonymous No.57584463]

>>57584446
Not yet, we're still bellow the levels we got mid Friday.

[Anonymous No.57584470]

>why didn't I wait buying natgas til close
ffs man, now it is only about not losing money, fuck, will never touch this shitmarket again

[Anonymous No.57584472]

>>57584412
no, i figured they were part of a growth index so they'll grow

[Anonymous No.57584475]

twas but a dip

[Anonymous No.57584479]

>>57584463
I'm on IOVA

[Anonymous No.57584480]

>>57584432
Money doesn't buy nice things and hasn't for a while. All it's good for is covering debt, rent, and taxes.

[Anonymous No.57584492]

>>57584360
Welcome to the club.

[Anonymous No.57584495]

over 3 months straight vertical, how much longer can it be sustained

[Anonymous No.57584503]

Something wicked this way comes, the wind was cold
the snow blew through the hair of the heads staked on the picket posts
bordering the moat, starting to decompose
and the stench of corrosion was so strong that any opposing army that approached came to a sudden halt
marching back to they boats docked at the gulf

[Anonymous No.57584504]

>>57584432
should've bought american.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57584505]

>>57584462
Then why the fuck do you need to replace your chair every 3 months. A chair should last like a fucking decade.

[Anonymous No.57584512]

>>57584444
>maybe you should lose weight
Checked and keked baggot.

[Anonymous No.57584518]

>>57584333
I mean the slice of the market which is high yield i.e. junk bonds. I think it's 15% of the corporate market or about 5% of the total US bond market

[Anonymous No.57584519]

>>57584504
>>57584505
That's just it: there aren't any American manufacturers left because a US made chair would cost $2000 after inflation, so now we have to put up with disintegrating Chinese office chairs.

[Anonymous No.57584528]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfKOtN_ovyA

[Anonymous No.57584532]

>>57584503
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=en3OqZJ1Y54

[Anonymous No.57584534]

>>57584479
OOOO

[Anonymous No.57584546]

>>57584519
so pay 2k or make it yourself. whats so hard?
or go to home depot adn buy the stool of suffering.
https://www.homedepot.com/p/Beige-Metal-Stackable-Folding-Chairs-SC004X001A/304177386

[Anonymous No.57584561]

>>57584449
>>57584472
You're going to lose a lot of money, Anon. holy shit is this your first time buying stocks?

[Anonymous No.57584565]

>>57584546
I use a $200 armchair from Ikea. I don't remember what it's called.

[Anonymous No.57584574]

>>57584546
The point is that US industry is kill and inflation has been massively underreported by substituting in lower quality goods produced by slave labor in Asia.

[Anonymous No.57584596]

is baggie bullish or bearish on nvda?
If he is bullish i buy puts if not i buy calls.

[Anonymous No.57584600]

>>57584519
Kek that reminds me of my office. When they built the building and was doing the furniture ordering supposedly they paid $500 a chair. These weren't some fancy type either. I think they ordered 5,000 of them, the max capacity. Irony; years later when they started breaking they couldn't get parts, company outta business, so they just threw them in a dumpster and bought new.

[Anonymous No.57584613]

>>57584106
They did abandon it, in a functional state with all source code available to continue work
Even the guy they hired to develop it says he would continue to work on it if someone picked up the bill

[Anonymous No.57584619]

>>57584519
I bought an amazon basics desk chair in 2020 that I'm sitting in right now. Seems to work for me.

[Anonymous No.57584628]

>>57584561
how can you be sure?

[Anonymous No.57584635]

>>57584574
its jackasses who buy the chairs who keep the problem the problem.

[Anonymous No.57584641]

>>57583431
This aged well

[Anonymous No.57584644]

>>57584432
tempur pedic faux leather chair from walmart cost $200, comfy enough to sit in all day and has lasted 5 years
maybe stop being fooled by marketing and appearances, retard

[Anonymous No.57584649]

>>57584546
>stool of suffering
sounds like a good metal band name
in lou of that, here's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAz1vYAwVKE&

[TheQuasar !tG1R9mnClE No.57584650]

>>57584596
I heard he thinks the whole market is going to crash because AI is the fakest and gayest thing to hit the market since Funko Pop dolls.

[Anonymous No.57584652]

Do ARM niggers realize theres only 10% float? When SoftBank lockup expires there will be a reckoning. Much like when Soros dumped PLTR

[Anonymous No.57584657]

heres some closing bell music for my frens

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8a70bJchck

[Anonymous No.57584659]

>>57584432
I got an Autonomous ergochair pro after some /g/entoomen recommended it and it's been good so far, had it for about 2 weeks though.

[Anonymous No.57584668]

>>57584652
it's pretty much 1:1 like the SPAC pump and dumps of 2020/2021, just more retail baggies being taken for a ride

[Anonymous No.57584673]

>>57584652
when is that? do they all unlock at once?

[Anonymous No.57584677]

>>57583420
>stay flat
That would absolutely ruin what makes it the greatest trade on the planet.
>>57583532
I told you niggerfagtards to expect it to hit maybe $1.44 and be extremely cautious until around April into June.

[Anonymous No.57584705]

>>57584673
March 12 and yes

[Anonymous No.57584711]

>>57584677
I have $100k sitting around waiting to enter ng, laughing at all these newfaggots baghold 3x commodity ETFs because they think they can handle that volatility

[Anonymous No.57584710]

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

[Anonymous No.57584713]

Degenerates lamenting natgas remind me of Jason Compson from the Sound and the Fury languishing over the price of cotton.

[Anonymous No.57584714]

>>57584705
my anticipation is making me hard then

[Anonymous No.57584725]

>>57584710
+1.44%

[Anonymous No.57584726]

red or green tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.57584727]

>>57584710
-0.58%, big deal

[Anonymous No.57584728]

>>57584710
$+1.29

[Anonymous No.57584732]

>>57584710
+0.10% or $158

[Anonymous No.57584733]

>>57584649
good song.
SELL YOURSELF SHORT AND BUY YOURSELF A WORLD OF PAIN.
>>57584710
My portfolio is slightly better than max loss

[Anonymous No.57584738]

>>57584710

[Anonymous No.57584740]

>>57584668
Eerily similar. Much like weed stocks as well.
This is how dot com must have felt like lol

[Anonymous No.57584746]

>>57584710
Sold my Nvidia. Just gonna hold it in case dipperoni elsewhere.

[Anonymous No.57584748]

>>57584710
-1.65%

[Anonymous No.57584749]

>>57584710
-1.02%

[Anonymous No.57584756]

>>57584714
Yeah I think selling Arm in early March and reacquiring April/May is the way to go ("sell in may and go away" was suicide last year and this year is shaping up to be a repeat)

[Anonymous No.57584758]

>>57584710
About 1%+ before I added more cash to my accounts.

[Anonymous No.57584766]

>>57584740
dotcom was more like if a 2x pump happened every week with a new random stock, but instead of a company like ARM that at least has something tangible, literally worthless companies that produce nothing pumping to tens of billions of mcap

[Anonymous No.57584768]

>>57584710
+4%

ARMCHADS
STAY
WINNING

[Anonymous No.57584771]

>>57584710
Cozy +2.85%

[Anonymous No.57584774]

>>57584746
>Sold my Nvidia. Just gonna hold it in case dipperoni elsewhere.

[Anonymous No.57584777]

>>57584710
+6%

[Anonymous No.57584779]

>>57584710
-34.4% today lmao

[Anonymous No.57584782]

>>57584710
>-8.77%
>+.65% ytd

[Anonymous No.57584783]

NVDA is going back to $750 tomorrow and if youre bearish on that, please do explain to me your thesis. Hard mode: you cant be in denial.

[Anonymous No.57584787]

>>57584710
I was up but then they pulled me back down!

[Anonymous No.57584788]

>>57584710
Surprisingly I'm up 0.3%. I had written today off.

[Anonymous No.57584791]

>>57584711
i figured we'd crab at these lows for a couple months because of all the eyes on it, but she still jivein. are we close to buysville daddy?

[Anonymous No.57584797]

>>57584710
+37% after hopping on the NVDA train finally.

[Anonymous No.57584825]

>>57584791
all the weather talk about NG is cope, you can either start slowly bottom fishing or wait for news
this is 100% driven by oversupply, crude prices have been relatively steady for years, the oil companies will pay people to take their nat gas they don't give a fuck

[Anonymous No.57584826]

new

>>57584816
>>57584816

[Anonymous No.57584837]

>>57584710
>+1.31%
>YTD: +3.68%

[Anonymous No.57584841]

>>57584711
>baghold
I'm going to get liquidated, it's on margin

[Anonymous No.57584856]

>>57584783
NVDA never hadn't been 750. NVDA had always had strong base at 750. NVDA has never been below 750.

[Anonymous No.57584866]

>>57584652
Up 1.55% today. Thanks ARM

[Anonymous No.57584880]

>>57584710
Up 1.55% today, 6.56% YTD

[Anonymous No.57584885]

>>57584826
you motherfucker

[Anonymous No.57584891]

>>57584710
+16%, $18

[Anonymous No.57584900]

>>57584825
Natgas is crashing harder than it should right now because Biden axed LNG exports to get back at texas for enforcing their own border security.

[Anonymous No.57584906]

>>57584891
dis nigga broke

[Anonymous No.57584931]

>>57584906
I should have bought more. Waiting for CPI tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.57584933]

>>57584710
-0.05%
Not bad but it feels like we might retrace or even enter a full on correction.

[Anonymous No.57585029]

>>57584628
Zoom out idiot

[Anonymous No.57585157]

>>57584432
Should've bought Herman Miller, cheapskate.

[Anonymous No.57585576]

>>57585157
eww

[Anonymous No.57585630]

Fuck