/smg/ - stock market general

[Anonymous No.57581655]

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Live Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars:
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

previous /smg/ >>57580355

[Anonymous No.57581664]

buy leg

[Anonymous No.57581666]

short chinks

[Anonymous No.57581668]

For you retards buying arm: Why buy it when you can just write puts? I'll buy them, you're directly taking money from me.

[Anonymous No.57581674]

>>57581655
I got some ARMs for ya, buddy

[Anonymous No.57581676]

SEX

[Anonymous No.57581681]

Ok but realistically, where will ARM stop?

In terms of time, SoftBank will most likely sell in March. The question is how high it will go until then

[Anonymous No.57581680]

>>57579665
>FANG did nothing premarket
>Now up 10%

[Anonymous No.57581685]

You bought calls right anon?

[Anonymous No.57581689]

i hate this new captcha so goddamn much.

[Anonymous No.57581694]

>>57581672
>global shift into an unironic new paradigm
lmao he said new paradigm unironically.

[Anonymous No.57581697]

>>57581681
>where will ARM stop?
now. All the retards have FOMOed so it'll probably start dumping soon

[Anonymous No.57581698]

why the FUCK are they pretending to treat ANET like a piece of steamy shit and dumping every rally when we all know it's gonna have blowout earnings?

[Anonymous No.57581700]

>>57581653
good luck !!
i like coca cola, alot

[Anonymous No.57581703]

How the fuck is there no push back on tech? It has done nothing but shoot up 1-3% each day for like a year

[Anonymous No.57581707]

>>57581694
New paradigm bros who know when to sell are like permabears who know when to cover.

[Anonymous No.57581710]

What kind of pants do youse guys wear?

[Anonymous No.57581711]

>>57581685
Yes but i sold my calls early so another 200% gains just disappeared in less than 15'
Fuck my life

[Anonymous No.57581716]

>>57581694

[Anonymous No.57581723]

>>57581700
I like Cherry KO zero

[Anonymous No.57581729]

They said SOXL will never be 40 dollars ever again.
They said the chop has ruined it.
Look at them now.

[Anonymous No.57581731]

>>57581707
>I only buy the bottom and I always get out at the top. Trust me bro.

[Anonymous No.57581734]

>>57581703
Cash on the sidelines. Wait'll you see what happens when Jerome and the F.E.D. stop offering Boomers 5% to avoid buying in.

[Anonymous No.57581742]

>>57581729
yeah i fucking cant stand the chop pajeet. where are you, you little runt show yourself

[Anonymous No.57581743]

AHHH WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TO MY SHOT!?!?!?
BAGGIE?!?!

[Anonymous No.57581745]

I guess I should just dump my sqqq. This is insane

[Anonymous No.57581746]

>>57581734
Fed funds will drop but yields on the long end will not. It's why I'm not holding TLT.

[Anonymous No.57581747]

>>57581731
I'll go all-in on puts the second an SA girl shows me her margined SMCI gains.

[Anonymous No.57581756]

So was Sam's $7 trillion paid?

[Anonymous No.57581757]

>>57581716

[Anonymous No.57581762]

>>57581743
Piece of shot waited until after my puts expired to shot the bed.

[Anonymous No.57581772]

>>57581703
Government has decided its the golden sector and to pump it.

[Anonymous No.57581775]

c3 ai will have the same chart as palantir as every mid wit investor looks within spitting range for anything with AI exposure even if its a vaporware product

[Anonymous No.57581776]

Hope I didn't talk that anon out of buying HUT at open.

[Anonymous No.57581781]

>>57581747
>This anecdotal evidence of a bubble will mark the top. Trust me bro. I'm totally not going to baghold overvalued stock that will be -90% in a couple years.

[Anonymous No.57581789]

>>57581775
Yeah, the bubble probably won't end until that dogshit breaks $50 and Vanguard gives it a $100 target.

[Anonymous No.57581791]

>10% float
>90% held by softbank (a bank with liquidity issues)
>end of share lockup in one month
>valued at $40B by nvidia when they wanted to buy it
>current mcap $150B
>P/E ratio at 1809
>completely unrelated to AI, licenses chips on a saturated market and makes pennies out of it
>pumps 50% after CEO said "AI"
this company will create a generation of bagholders never seen before

[Anonymous No.57581794]

>>57581655
My body is ready for week-long gains.

[Anonymous No.57581797]

OSCR

[Anonymous No.57581801]

Anon you didn't actually bet against the market did you? Another you could have just bought VOO and been up 30% it was that easy! Anon it was the greatest transfer of wealth in our lifetime you were supposed to earn Generational wealth not give it all to the hedgies!

[Anonymous No.57581802]

>Lum poster appears.
Going all in on SOXS calls. See you in 7 figure club

[Anonymous No.57581804]

>>57581791
I can already see the -99% chart.

[Anonymous No.57581810]

>ARM Net Income: $87MM
>ARM Market Cap: $118B

[Anonymous No.57581812]

>He doesn't say "AI" three times in front of the mirror to instantly boost his gains
Skill issue

[Anonymous No.57581817]

>>57581804
It will be max -60%.

[Anonymous No.57581818]

>>57581791
Just make sure you sell by early March. No problem.

[Anonymous No.57581825]

>>57581801
>up 30%
Relative to when?

[Anonymous No.57581830]

>>57581810
>AMD EPS $0.11
>AMD PPS $176

[Anonymous No.57581832]

>>57581801
>just bought VOO
But I did... right at the bottom too...

[Anonymous No.57581834]

MSFT what the fuck is your problem
resume pumping!

[Anonymous No.57581836]

>>57581781
It's tongue in cheek, anon. You trim then inverse your position as smart money capitulates, then bears give up, then bears buy in, then idiots buy in... it's a whole process but that's the gist. Even in the hustle and bustle of our modern world you've got weeks for this stuff to play out and cash in the bulk of your chips.

[Anonymous No.57581843]

>time in beats timing

[Anonymous No.57581844]

>>57581834
Copilot is overrated. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3h-VOo_3J54

[Anonymous No.57581852]

I bought spy puts and ko calls expiring friday

[Anonymous No.57581853]

anyone have the FED calendar for this week?

[Anonymous No.57581856]

>>57581844
Yeah but companies and people will still pay for it

[Anonymous No.57581857]

I'm a Bobo. I'm big.
I'm a Bobo. I'm brown.
Beef. It's what's for dinner.

[Anonymous No.57581858]

>>57581810
Apologies, I didn't account for the fact that half of its mcap materialized in 3 days.
>ARM Market Cap: $153B

[Anonymous No.57581860]

>>57581817
Minimum 90%.

[Anonymous No.57581864]

I ended up closing my SNAP short. They are doing debt buybacks which is actually a pretty smart move so I took profits. Now I need to know what to put my money into next. I'd short ARM but the premiums are absolutely absurd. Maybe I'll buy some HTZ shares.

[Anonymous No.57581866]

>>57581852
Spy 500p bought when spy was 503.50

[Anonymous No.57581867]

>>57581856
That is a good point.

[Anonymous No.57581870]

>>57581852
>spy puts
Not the right time imo
>ko calls
Not a bad idea.

[Anonymous No.57581877]

>BMR up 923% today on nvidia partnership
Lmaoooooo.

[Anonymous No.57581878]

>>57581853
>https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar

[Anonymous No.57581880]

>>57581789
as a c3 ai bag holder thanks for the copium anon

[Anonymous No.57581881]

Why did the NQ decide to start chopping

[Anonymous No.57581884]

>>57581830
Ha ha, he said "PP"S

[Anonymous No.57581890]

>>57581870
You dont think spy will backtrace at all this week?

[Anonymous No.57581892]

>>57581877
I saw that lol.

[Anonymous No.57581893]

What caused this pump

[Anonymous No.57581894]

>>57581880
NAK2 is so transparently dogshit that not even reddit or twitter pump and dumps will pick it up

[Anonymous No.57581895]

>>57581884
Didn't feel like writing price per share + PPS sounds better.

[Anonymous No.57581898]

Puts on CSCO

[Anonymous No.57581905]

>>57581898
i bought one

[Anonymous No.57581915]

>>57581895
We need to figure out what POO stands for.

[Anonymous No.57581918]

>>57581853

[Anonymous No.57581919]

>>57581723
MMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>57581801
30% of my pittance wouldnt matter, sorry pops :|
>>57581864
why htz

[Anonymous No.57581923]

>>57581892
Idk about that one

[Anonymous No.57581925]

Every day we crab in all things. Doesn't matter if you're in indices or commodities, they will crab no matter what

[Anonymous No.57581926]

>>57581893
The strength of America.

[Anonymous No.57581930]

Time to slurp $GAYMF?

[Anonymous No.57581936]

>>57581923
Yeah I'm not touching it.

[Anonymous No.57581937]

>>57581919
Simply because it's a "blood in the streets" scenario. They have shit the bed pretty hard recently due to buying into the EV meme.

[Anonymous No.57581943]

>>57581925
SPY is up 20% in 3 months wtf are you smoking

[Anonymous No.57581950]

NVDA will just go up 3% every day this year until it’s 5x world GDP.

[Anonymous No.57581953]

A once in a generation opportunity to short the market is coming up. I can feel it.

[Anonymous No.57581959]

>>57581925
Maybe buy SBSW and pray that double/triple bottom holds. It may go up and may go down but it for sure has copium in the form of huge upside.

[Anonymous No.57581961]

Why does the NQ love ranges so much

[Anonymous No.57581962]

>>57581817
Nah with those levels it's going to be a -99%. Softbank will squeeze every single bit of money they can get out of this.
>>57581804
And the newly found bagholder cope subreddit
>>57581818
not touching that with a ten foot pole, I'm all in a nasdaq 2x etf and that's good enough for my life savings

[Anonymous No.57581967]

>The year is 2030
>AI has solved all human problems by injecting dopamine directly into our brains while keeping us in a semi-vegatative ketamine coma
>NVDA larger than market cap of all US equities, despite being a US equity itself

[Anonymous No.57581969]

>>57581962
They're not going to completely tank the market while they're selling.

[Anonymous No.57581976]

Making money should not be this easy. ARM? SMCI? This BMR shit posted above? Doesn't feel right. I'm thinking more and more about getting the fuck out of the market but I want to watch for NVDA earning, I think it may still have a run in it.

[Anonymous No.57581978]

>>57581918
thanks man

[Anonymous No.57581983]

>>57581930
Make sure to hedge with SIGA in case it's a bumpy ride. Or, shit, GRND is showing some life.

But seriously, a gold and IM miner like that *is* a buy sometime this year.

[Anonymous No.57581989]

You'd think there would be an /NVDA/ general by this point.

[Anonymous No.57581997]

>>57581976
>Making money should not be this easy. ARM? SMCI? This BMR shit posted above? Doesn't feel right.
Keep waiting you will time the exact top and get out in time 100%.

[Anonymous No.57581999]

>>57581989
NVDA general or semiconductor general is the short signal

[Anonymous No.57582007]

>>57581997
Of course I won't. I'm thinking about exiting early. Exiting late would be a crash is already underway, possibly wiping out a significant portion of my gains. I don't know man I'm just thinking out loud. Maybe I'm turning into a werebobo.
>captcha: DARK, lmao

[Anonymous No.57582014]

It's fairly obvious how the market runs in cycles as to chase the highest chance of return. Now it's tech and AI. Thus energy gets beaten to pulp. Then for whatever reason energy might pump again and tech dumps. It's just siphoning money from one market to the other no matter if there is value or it is really worth the price, it's just "Where can I make money on insanity?"

[Anonymous No.57582017]

Why do I get fucking jewed out of every fucking trade
>go long NQ
>NQ dumps after pushing up ~10 points
>go short on the way down
>NQ rallies

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57582019]

>>57581999
It's already time to short. Fake & Gay intelligence isn't going to change anything about the way anyone conducts business.

[Anonymous No.57582022]

>>57581999
quick someone bake

[Anonymous No.57582027]

I'm honestly tempted to just dump money into my Robinhood file account and not invest it. They pay 5.25% interest in uninvested cash which is actually pretty impressive and absolutely 0 risk.

[Anonymous No.57582029]

>>57581812
>he hasn't generated an AI waifu who helps manage his finances

[Anonymous No.57582030]

>>57582014
Bull markets cycle between assets, the inverse happens in bear markets. Even US treasuries dumped during the 2020 crash because funds had to liquidate with market sales in order to buy stocks or cover margin

[Anonymous No.57582031]

my heart is filled with hate

[Anonymous No.57582032]

>>57581937
is the management any good?
i will add to my watchlist

[Anonymous No.57582040]

baking

[Anonymous No.57582042]

>>57582032
Couldn't tell you. It's a super volatile stock that is high risk high reward. It's right up /smg/'s alley

[Anonymous No.57582047]

>>57582007
>exiting

[Anonymous No.57582048]

so after months of trying to understand personal finance and investing the only thing I've taken away is "buy ETFs." Everything else is too esoteric and you're competing with technologically advanced corporations and people. I guess I'll take my 10% annual return by tracking the S&P. Am I a quitter or a realist?

[Anonymous No.57582067]

>>57582048
Indexing is for passive investors yes. Taking positions and making judgements is at the minimum a part time job.

[Anonymous No.57582068]

>>57582048
Realistic and I feel the same way, but I set aside a small percentage of my portfolio for gambling anyhow.

[Anonymous No.57582069]

>>57582048
just set it to an S&P500 ETF until you get the acumen to understand more. really simple

[Anonymous No.57582071]

Should I sell bros?

[Anonymous No.57582076]

>>57581890
Not enough to put money in it and waste an opportunity elsewhere

[Anonymous No.57582082]

>>57582048
Just invest in OEF if you want some hair on your chest.

[Anonymous No.57582081]

>>57582048
boggle chads always win...until they dont

[Anonymous No.57582085]

>>57582048
backtracking the performance since 1987 a 2x leveraged nasdaq ETF beats literally everything on the stock market

[Anonymous No.57582091]

NQ will never leave this range ever again

[Anonymous No.57582101]

>>57582047
>I only have regrets
What was his problem?

[Anonymous No.57582104]

>>57582048
who cares as longs as yiu make money

[Anonymous No.57582108]

Hope you put stop losses for ARM.

[Anonymous No.57582113]

stocks have recalibrated to a new paradigm where the x axis is on the right side, therefore stocks will climb upwards parabolicly for the forseeable future

[Anonymous No.57582117]

>>57582071
Normally I'd say definitely, but this is Nigvidia we're talking about so I'd hold til earnings.

[Anonymous No.57582120]

AMC is up, lol.

[Anonymous No.57582134]

>>57582042
i think i like it in the 6's, but ill keep my eye on it lets get this cheddar

[Anonymous No.57582135]

>>57582048
if you're in it for the long term that's probably good enough and you don't have to constantly monitor the market
you should realize that in a recession you will see huge paper losses so you should be ready to wait it out

[Anonymous No.57582141]

>>57582048
Funny how people over 13 years got so used to their annual 8-10% return they actually feel entitled to it, like something that has to happen. Surely this isn't a recipe for disaster???

[Anonymous No.57582143]

This market is so jewish today that I think even the jews are getting jewed

[Anonymous No.57582149]

Anyone trimming their SOXL position or are we going to see incredible semi returns for a decade?

[Anonymous No.57582151]

>>57582019
you motherfucker you told me to buy shot now I'm bankrupt

[Anonymous No.57582155]

why the fuck did baba pump today beside chink new year hopium
that didnt even last long

[Anonymous No.57582157]

>>57582048
A quitter. The only people telling you to invest in solely etfs are either pussies or people who lost it all doing stupid shit. They are losers. Don't take advice from losers. Make smart investments.

[Anonymous No.57582158]

>>57582101
There's always something to regret in every decision if you think about it.

[Anonymous No.57582165]

>>57582141
>market produces 7% returns historically
>people put money into it passively
>produces 10% reutrns historically
>more people put more money
>average joe on the street:"if I put 10% of my income into my 401k with a 10% return, I can retire by 50!"

[Anonymous No.57582167]

>>57582151
>Trusting baggot ever
He is a inverse indicator anon. You're supposed to do the opposite of him kek.

[Anonymous No.57582171]

>>57582158
The only true regret a man can have is about not having done something.

[Anonymous No.57582175]

>>57582071
Like how the hell could anyone predict this NVDIA shit? Imagine buying when it was 150 and now it's 700. How do you get that skillfull/lucky? How could ever predict something like that? That's the kind of buy that lets you retire in your 30s/40s. I mean what's the next big thing?

[Anonymous No.57582179]

>>57582141
401kmaxxing right now. no, i don't know what they do with it, they manage it.

[Anonymous No.57582185]

>>57582165
>t. usd bagholder

[Anonymous No.57582187]

>>57582167
I'm just memeing. I fuck with Baggot every time I come back to /smg/. Been doing it since like 2017 when my posting name was "Baggie's gay lover".

I did buy shot but just a small gambling amount.

[Anonymous No.57582188]

>>57582071
buy more

[Anonymous No.57582197]

>>57582149
Depends how much all of the new fab facilities being completed by 2025 will affect it.

[Anonymous No.57582199]

>>57582185
you have no idea
this is me laughing at you

lol

[Anonymous No.57582202]

>>57582175
There's this little thing called ai perhaps you may have heard of it? It's going to change the way we do things.

[Anonymous No.57582207]

>>57582048
Yep it is really that simple. The problem is The Dunning Kruger effect is well expressed by the average retail investor believing they are actually some super computer brained genius who can beat out billionaires who have hundreds of genius level autists running simulations and cross checking with analysts about the futures for the harvest of specific grain in India because that grain is used to feed the workers for a rare earth mine and if the price goes up it will influence the price of rare earth minerals by .0000005 cents. Common sense says if you are at a casino and you can play with the house and the house is giving you the edge then you play with the house.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57582209]

>>57582187
>I fuck with Baggot every time I come back to /smg/. Been doing it since like 2017
Fuck you!

[Anonymous No.57582213]

Got put on a PIP…

What now?

[Anonymous No.57582220]

hello cashgang here. im feeling a strong need to capitulate and buy tranny tech/ AI shit / NVIDIA GOY STOCK/ SOXL TRANNY STOCK/ the FAG 7. does this mean the top approaches?
>please respond

[Anonymous No.57582225]

>>57581802
Strike and expiration? When would it be worth to buy shares instead of calls? Is it only when your account is >100k? >500k?

[Anonymous No.57582228]

>>57582213
>>>/g/twg

[Anonymous No.57582233]

>>57582165
>average joe on the street:"if I put 10% of my income into my 401k with a 10% return, I can retire by 50!"
This is so fucking unbelievably ignorant.
>>57582171
>The only true regret a man can have is about not having done something.
There's always something you could have done that you didn't.
>>57582179
>no, i don't know what they do with it, they manage it.
This gets a yikes from me. You're literally donating money to wallstreet.

[Anonymous No.57582240]

>>57582213
find a lawyer that will get their associate to write a letter of intent to sue, it will scare HR and they will either drag it out longer or back off
cost me like $200

[Anonymous No.57582250]

>>57582175
it's either AI enabled sex robots or Toyota for when the saudis take over international trade and desire to drift FWD sedans all day. no inbetween

[Anonymous No.57582251]

Good time for strangles boys.

[Anonymous No.57582256]

where is asmb stock ladies person, I thought surely they would push that stock with the split

[Anonymous No.57582259]

>>57582233
that wasn't even bait and you swallowed it

[Anonymous No.57582266]

>>57582175
I was mad that my AMD card died and bought a used 1080 which worked flawlessly. Thought those Nvdia guys really know their shit. I had literally no idea about AI

[Anonymous No.57582268]

>>57582256
She sadly took her own life about a year ago

[Anonymous No.57582273]

>>57582259
>that wasn't even bait and you swallowed it
You should consider becoming a tripfag so I know you're sarcastic in the future.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57582276]

>>57582250
>when the saudis take over international trade
How are the Saudis going to take over international trade, when they've got them Houthis and Somali pirates right there?

[Anonymous No.57582277]

>>57582266
AMD has always been mediocre poo poo unfortunately, they only get noticed when their competitors fail

[Anonymous No.57582288]

>>57582268
>She

[Anonymous No.57582317]

Gonna buy me some more shares of JNJ and railroad stocks. You kiddies will get heemed playing with fire on the next downturn. Just you watch.

[Anonymous No.57582323]

This guy retired with $8M in the bank as a janny.

Maybe you retards need to just chill the fuck out?

[Anonymous No.57582328]

>>57581655
Intel Gods, I'm thinking we're back. Hope you bought the dip

[Anonymous No.57582334]

>AMD Quietly Funded A Drop-In CUDA Implementation Built On ROCm: It's Now Open-Source

I warned you about this

https://www.phoronix.com/review/radeon-cuda-zluda

https://github.com/vosen/ZLUDA

>While there have been efforts by AMD over the years to make it easier to port codebases targeting NVIDIA's CUDA API to run atop HIP/ROCm, it still requires work on the part of developers. The tooling has improved such as with HIPIFY to help in auto-generating but it isn't any simple, instant, and guaranteed solution -- especially if striving for optimal performance. Over the past two years AMD has quietly been funding an effort though to bring binary compatibility so that many NVIDIA CUDA applications could run atop the AMD ROCm stack at the library level -- a drop-in replacement without the need to adapt source code. In practice for many real-world workloads, it's a solution for end-users to run CUDA-enabled software without any developer intervention. Here is more information on this "skunkworks" project that is now available as open-source along with some of my own testing and performance benchmarks of this CUDA implementation built for Radeon GPUs.

[Anonymous No.57582337]

>>57582323
Did he win the lottery? Good for him

[Anonymous No.57582339]

>INTO THE CHINK MARKET AGAIN, SAME OLD TRIP IT WAS BACK THEEEEEEN!
>SOLD BABA A BIG MISTAAAAKE! TRY TO SEE IT ONCE MY WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

https://youtu.be/Nco_kh8xJDs?t=58

[Mike Koxiner No.57582341]

>>57582273
not if i have to keep seeing this broad with the bells palsy nipples

[Anonymous No.57582350]

>>57582317
trains stocks?

[Anonymous No.57582355]

How’s it looking for AAPL? It keeps shutting the bed

[Anonymous No.57582374]

>>57582341
>bells palsy nipples
WDYM? I have pics of her tits they look perfectly normal. Gonna need a sauce to back that one up.

[Anonymous No.57582379]

>>57582276
superior sand reserves

[Anonymous No.57582391]

>Surely if we as a society collectively put money into this system without regard to what we are investing in, who we are giving money, and what we are buying. Everyone will become millionaires.
How is this not communism?

[Anonymous No.57582395]

Why is it that not one thing has ever gone right for me

[Anonymous No.57582398]

>>57582268
I hope not! if they did, I am very sorry for my poor taste.

[Anonymous No.57582404]

>>57582374
>they look perfectly normal
Source?

[Anonymous No.57582415]

>>57582213
That's gunna be me soon. Start searching for a new job. If they wanted to keep you they would tell you to improve. Getting a PIP means it's too late.

[Anonymous No.57582417]

>>57582391
We are investing in American companies who collectively have a proven track record of driving innovation amd growth globally

[Anonymous No.57582419]

Just sold half of my ARM at 90% profit (yes, that dip was me).

I'm thinking of buying 100x leveraged puts for insurance expiring in march, what do you think /biz/?

[Anonymous No.57582420]

>>57582404
I can't post them here just look her up.

[Anonymous No.57582421]

lets get about 10k more volume on ENLV so it can get an above average volume indicator pl0x.
it's a biomeme

[Anonymous No.57582429]

I go long and everything goes down. I go short and everything goes up. Every day we crab until I've blown my account. I maxed out my credit limit buying combine accounts and I have barely any money left in my checking account

[Anonymous No.57582434]

>>57582417
That's how I know you've never worked for an American company.

[Anonymous No.57582439]

>>57582391
> How is this not communism?
There’s a serious intention to return said money and people can still eat

[Anonymous No.57582455]

>>57582434
Just because working sucks doesn't mean they don't lead the world. Hell your time being bad there is just the result of them getting better margins by squeezing the peasants.

[Anonymous No.57582459]

>>57582439
How many cases have there been of a company returning money to shareholders over debtholders during bankruptcy or other similar corporate governance actions?

[Anonymous No.57582460]

>>57582434
and we know you are not gonna make it

[Anonymous No.57582471]

>>57582209
Suck my dick gooklover. I will get a new ID next thread and do it again.

[Anonymous No.57582478]

I don't like this volume. It's like it's all buy side but there is so little of it.
>>57582048
That's fine but there is something you must not do. Buying when line keeps going up is easy. Holding and continuing to buy when it's dumping is hard. You must not panic sell or change anything about the routine in which you continue to buy. It's hard when it's LIMIT DOWN CIRCUIT BREAKERS HISTORICAL CRASH THERE WON'T BE ANY STOCK MARKET AFTER etc.

[Anonymous No.57582481]

Anybody buying AMAT calls?

[Anonymous No.57582482]

>>57582460
I have $500k liquid assets not including property with CAGR of 50% from trading over 12 years. You're projecting your insecurities to me because you feel personally attacked by my criticisms of ideas you've wholly invested in.

[Anonymous No.57582484]

>>57582233
>>The only true regret a man can have is about not having done something.
>There's always something you could have done that you didn't.
wewhat the fuck am I saying?

[Anonymous No.57582494]

>>57582482
no, i was just memeing

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57582498]

>>57582471
What if I just don't show up to the next thread? What are you going to do then?

[Anonymous No.57582512]

>sp500 resistance at 5050
Thinking it's over bros

[Anonymous No.57582514]

>>57582374
may have been mistaken, thought i saw another pic that was obvious

[Anonymous No.57582523]

>>57582498
that would be the best outcome for all of us

[Anonymous No.57582529]

>>57582419
>I'm thinking of buying 100x leveraged puts for insurance expiring in march, what do you think /biz/?
Bumping this q

[Anonymous No.57582530]

>making 1k per day everyday for months in the markets

Is-is it time for me to quit my wagie job? Or should I wait until 35?

[Anonymous No.57582532]

>>57582277
Definitely not poo poo, but rarely chasing the extreme performance, instead settling for the value proposition. The problem is that the outliers who purchase muh 4090 TI XL Super for $2500 live their entire lives online and can't help themselves spamming muh NVidia in every comment section and forum. These autists change sentiment with their mental disease. All in all, work has always bought me a generations high end (Xeons, ECC memory, top of the line Quadro) and I really never see much in the way of benefit over my home personal budget friendly (AMD) system. I also bought 20,000 AMD shares over the years from 2006-2013 for and average cost of $5 a share, in my Roth IRA. Let's just say that account is doing good. Not sure the value is there anymore, always look for dog getting his nose rubbed in shit by Wall Street.

[Anonymous No.57582533]

Passive indexing is effectively communism. Its followers behave like cultists.

It is parasitic.
It assumes other market participants have done the work for them. It operates on the assumption of eternal compounding growth at all costs.

Boglehead seethe at this fact because any criticism would deny their entire life savings. They constantly espouse the "99.9% of active managers fail to beat the market" without providing any sort of robust evidence.

[Anonymous No.57582539]

INTCels we are BACK!

[Anonymous No.57582548]

>>57582530
I lose about 25 per day. It’s great!

[Anonymous No.57582550]

I'm tempted to buy a lot of Tesla and Novo Nordisk, bros...

[Anonymous No.57582561]

>>57582530
net worth?

[Anonymous No.57582564]

>>57582459
Buy companies with healthy balance sheets. That's what I do.

[Anonymous No.57582570]

>>57582550
I have a lot of TSLA OTM calls for March to May. I'm either going to get rich or break even because all my other positions are killing it.

[Anonymous No.57582580]

>>57582213
My company just let go of the problem employees last week. It's happening.

[Anonymous No.57582598]

>>57582561
It's 500k now but I am highly leveraged in some things and been steadily offloading those.

[Anonymous No.57582613]

>>57582548
25 dollars isn't much. A great payment to learn a lesson from your losses.

Stay in index funds.

[Anonymous No.57582615]

What do you do, hypothetically speaking, if you were a poorfag in the past and bought a small handful of shares of NVDA and held, and now you're still a poorfag priced out of buying more shares?

[Anonymous No.57582626]

>>57582570
No volume there literally sell it all and buy some tsla, amd, nvda, etc calls for 1-2 weeks put and sell when ready.

You're just getting lucky people look at your specific exp date options at a certain point. You are missing out on insane gains going above a month exp let alone 1 week to 2. People actually exercise options and is the only reason options are worth anything. Everything else is amateurs trading marbles.

[Anonymous No.57582652]

>energy demand increases rapidly
>thanks to AI and crypto
>energy prices can't stop dumping
>natgas
>inflation adjusted probably -3$

[Anonymous No.57582661]

oh look +2% on the Russell 2000 while the majors aren't even +0.5%
totally normal behavior

[Anonymous No.57582662]

>>57582355
Its going to pump when they announce their low-RAM AI shit that was in a recent patent. The problem is that its already one of the biggest companies by market cap so how much room for growth could their be?

[Anonymous No.57582672]

>>57582580
Still waiting for my company to fire the crystal meth homo that works nights with me. Guy literally can't do anything right and is annoying as fuck.

[Anonymous No.57582674]

>>57582277
They make the majority of consumer shit and have a niche in gpu mining cards, and anyone building a gaming PC is gonna go amd because it works more efficiently per dollar especially if you have more than one monitor or program running. Nvidia and Intel work together but don't make mobos, nvidia cards are too expensive and if I want 200fps tarkov for as cheap as possible I'm going amd. If I'm building a supercomputer with infinite funds I go into nvidia.

Nvidia simply is going off hype from people who don't use computers and is good at PR. But simply put amd is catching up and has the preferable consumer product.

[Anonymous No.57582683]

>>57582672
can you ask him what he thinks about all day? like is he just constantly wanting drugs and methods of acquiring them

[Anonymous No.57582687]

>>57582175
Quantum computing by the looks

[Anonymous No.57582688]

Supposing you come across millions of dollars, be it in cash or crypto, how do you prevent the government from robbing you of everything?

[Anonymous No.57582697]

>>57582626
Short dated options are the biggest gambles, anon. What are you on?

[Anonymous No.57582698]

This won't last

[Anonymous No.57582706]

>>57582661
Jesus fucking christ it's like you guys immediately forget how small caps eat shit 90% of the time and then play catchup

[Anonymous No.57582712]

>>57582615
Do you reinvest the dividends?

[Anonymous No.57582713]

Sigh faced with a hard choice. Pay off 6000 credit card balance @ 16% rate which isn't terrible in this current environment. Or sell my KO, screw the card company outta sticking me with the interest and park the remaining money into more VZ to make up for the lost KO divvy. So I keep or add to my divvy and screw the card company but I lose my KO shares. Or do nothing, keep my KO, but pay off a 6000 balance.

[Anonymous No.57582716]

>>57582688
Anon. That's cute.

[Anonymous No.57582718]

>>57582626
I was gonna say be a pussy and wait for a bottom but look at SPX. I'm just pissed I bought at 1030 instead of 1130 to 12.

Until there is constant stagnation there won't be a wicked drop imo. And also imo I feel like the bottom we just hit 30 mins ago was refusal to buy at peak and most of the dropping is just hesitation to buy. Nobody is pulling their expensive ass calls for this week yet and more people bought than sold.

[Anonymous No.57582719]

>>57582661
The Russel 2000 was literally designed to lose. Any sustainably successful company will leave it eventually. You aren’t supposed to hold it, just bet on it short term

[Anonymous No.57582723]

>>57582712
>NVDA
>dividends
scraps. Wondering if they will raise them, that would unlock a new golden bull run probably.

[Anonymous No.57582728]

>>57582615
You could just take profits and build on other assets or pay off debt. The latter is the real poorfag anchor so getting rid of that ASAP will pay more than NVDIA over the next 10 years because lets face it even TSLA never did keep the line going up.

[Anonymous No.57582730]

>>57582277
I'm in them b/c nvidia and intel built processor level glownigger back doors

[Anonymous No.57582733]

>>57582697
That's what everyone uses. Doesn't matter if you exercise the day of or a year before they expire.

Plus you pay a shitload to have then not expire as soon I'd rather have gains than security. You still risk having to take a fat loss on far out the only difference is you can't rebuy a dip and make more money.

Just look at the volume and open int.

[Anonymous No.57582735]

>>57582713
Do whatever stimulates you the least here.

[Anonymous No.57582738]

>>57582533
As long as active jannies, I mean traders, keep doing it for free, I'll keep abusing their price discovery.

[Anonymous No.57582745]

>>57582716
Do you mean to say it's impossible...?

[Anonymous No.57582774]

COIN calls printing coin. Making money in this market is so easy a nigger could do it.

[Anonymous No.57582776]

>>57582683
He's autistic and has ADHD on top of it. He's the type of guy that if you even make eye contact with across the building, thats an invite to come over and talk for 20 minutes. He says the most cringe and retarded shit. He's unironically gay so when he talks to me he's constantly fumbling over his words like a straight guy loser trying to talk to a woman (basically most of (you) lol. Lmao even.). I now kind of understand why women get annoyed with that shit. I just want to shake him and tell him to act normal you fucking retard, but that probably wouldn't go over well with the bosses kek.

[Anonymous No.57582778]

>>57581923
Someone got paid for dirty dealings through this pump.

[Anonymous No.57582779]

Reminder every state is going to require health insurers to pay for IVF

buy PGNY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hHYDqNVS4E

[Anonymous No.57582784]

>>57582652
It's weird that natural gas is getting heemed so hard. I should have gone all in on an inverse leveraged ETF like KOLD. Look at the 1 month and 6 month charts on that

[Anonymous No.57582786]

>>57582652
Retard take, power eats into any AI and cryptomining operations so they're already incentivized into cutting power consumption. Plus if AGI actually does happen the bots would just make a better power source.

[Anonymous No.57582791]

>>57582779
I’m bullish on IVF. What other stocks can I buy?

[Anonymous No.57582793]

>turned $15,500 into $36,000 in three years
>feel like a failure
Why am I like this?

[Anonymous No.57582796]

>>57582733
Short dated calls don't work as well for my thesis. I believe TSLA is going back to ATH. I believe it will be back to at least $250 by May. I don't know how quickly it's going to get there. I don't know how long it's going to crab in this $180-$200 range. I'm confident it won't crab until May. I have been day trading it as well while holding these long dated calls. Honestly if I had the capital I'd have just bought shares at $180, but alas I can't hold more than 100 (plus my other positions) without going into margin.

[Anonymous No.57582798]

>>57582533
>this nigga doesn't want eternal growth at all costs

[Anonymous No.57582807]

*pop*

[Anonymous No.57582821]

>>57582615
I'd get my original investment capital plus a small profit out of it and sit and watch the rest. It's all mana from heaven at that point.

[Anonymous No.57582822]

>>57582697
I'm just saying way far exp options are dumb because nobody wants to spend a shitload on that you might as well go a month or less out and buy ones with more demand as in closer to itm. The difference in demand is a solid 20-50x difference and you're basically asking autistic people to trade retard lunches with eachother.

[Anonymous No.57582828]

Everyone, calm down, have a beer, grab a sister.

[Anonymous No.57582830]

>>57582048
It's usually the smart move. Passive investing beats most active managers after fee's. Basically unless you're willing to commit to this being a full time job you're going to get bent over the table by wall street.

Also don't neglect international stocks. The easiest, most brain dead move is to buy VT which owns the globe and then do nothing.

[Anonymous No.57582845]

>>57582786
>bots would just make a better power source.
This stuff isn't that creative. You might get more of what we already have but they probably won't build anything new.

[Anonymous No.57582850]

>>57582786
Yours sounds like a schizo take

[Anonymous No.57582858]

>>57582786
ok morpheus

[Anonymous No.57582864]

>>57582796
Options are supposed to be a supplement, idk why they even hold value if nobody exercises them(besides to be the lowest seller to someone who does).

But right now they haven't really realized their gains from the cybertruck and they still have the roadster to come out with. So it's my#1 budget call pick. Keep in mind literally hedgies are day trading options day in day out if you're ahead of the curve options are day tradeable if you have fucking 10hrs+ a day to focus on this shit. They are all basically on margin themselves handling others' money.

[Anonymous No.57582867]

>>57582598
Earliest I would consider retiring is like 680k which is 4% withdrawal of double the poverty line

[Anonymous No.57582892]

>>57582791
See pic. Most IVF companies are too small to be public. Personally I think HIMS and PGNY are the only real winners long term.

[Anonymous No.57582911]

>>57582730
That means they get subsidization and can Walmart the market. Which they don't because they're still riding the hype of higher clock speeds from almost 10yrs ago. Btw Microsoft does the same thing, anyone is gonna take free money because the consumer doesn't give a shit.

>2k for a top end card
Ain't no fuckin way in hell. Who even buys that shit?

[Anonymous No.57582934]

Literally every time Kashkari opens his mouth the market goes down. Remarkable, wonder if he sold some puts.

[Anonymous No.57582939]

>>57582864
Try selling some deep in the money options and tell me again that nobody exercises them.
You have no idea what you're talking about, everything in your post is rubbish.

[Anonymous No.57582940]

>>57582793
She looks too young to be drinking.

[Anonymous No.57582941]

>>57582830
that chart does not represent the actual performance of VT, by the way

[Anonymous No.57582963]

>Passive investing beats most active managers after fee's. Basically unless you're willing to commit to this being a full time job you're going to get bent over the table by wall street.
So, passive investing beats active managers. Yet active those same managers are the ones running wall street and taking all the alpha.
The bogleheads are full of contradictions.

[Anonymous No.57582968]

>you didnt think i'd would let you down my beloved?

[Anonymous No.57582976]

>>57582793
I turned 40 bucks into 18k in three months. The problem is realizing money really doesn't buy you happiness.

[Anonymous No.57582993]

>>57582976
How the hell did you manage that?

[Anonymous No.57582998]

>NVDA is dying
this is it
the bubble popped

[Anonymous No.57583000]

>>57582048
>is "buy ETFs." Everything else is too esoteric and you're competing with technologically advanced corporations and people
imagine being this stupid thats the only thing you can figure out. Market etfs are for morons.

[Anonymous No.57583007]

>>57582793
It could be worse
I turned 30k into 30k in 3 years

[Anonymous No.57583016]

>>57582471
Based

[Anonymous No.57583027]

lol baggie is the biggest faggot who ever lived

[Anonymous No.57583034]

>Superb Owl commercial about people who have the initiative to start their own business/learn a new skill/make a new art project/etc.
>Product is some AI that does 90% of the work for them

[Anonymous No.57583035]

alright what the fuck am i dumping 5k into for big gains longterm? scared to put more in msft since it will take decades to get dividends worth a damn out of them

[Anonymous No.57583044]

>NVDA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


SEEEELLLLLLL SELLLLLLLLL REDDIT SELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[Anonymous No.57583048]

>>57582793
I deliberately don't keep track of how much I put in. I know my decisions are sound, regardless of outcome.

[Anonymous No.57583053]

will tsla actually continue dumping
lol

[Anonymous No.57583066]

>>57582993
>How the hell did you manage that?
I didn't. I lost ALL THAT SHIT by not throwing it into any fucking security before the crash.
winter 2021 tech boom.

[Anonymous No.57583068]

>>57581729
Reminder once again Lum poster is the perfect top signal. Its free money betting against SOXL when they show up.

[Anonymous No.57583077]

>>57583035
honestly a bitcoin ETF may be a good choice. I dumped 2.5k on FBTC recently and I'm up 10%, and there's big upside on it. On the other hand it could all come crashing down too.

[Anonymous No.57583085]

>>57582071
I dunno man, they had a couple of shit reports 1 year ago, but in the next 4 months we will have the next 2 reports and if they keep beating market expectations they might just as well rise to the top 10 companies by earnings, but they will still be overvalued. it depends on if their research investments actually do something to know if they can become a company that generates 100 B per year in revenues over 2026.

[Anonymous No.57583103]

>>57583044
Dumb glownigger.

[Anonymous No.57583107]

>>57582071
Kartoffelpuffer

[Anonymous No.57583115]

SEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLL

[Anonymous No.57583117]

Oh fuck.

[Anonymous No.57583121]

>>57583117
What is it this time?

[Anonymous No.57583122]

I FOMOD into ARM at @137

[Anonymous No.57583124]

Been holding Tesla puts all morning and enjoying the ride

Thanks Biden

[Anonymous No.57583136]

Classic Bart today. This means that tomorrow. Tomorrow we pump.

[Anonymous No.57583137]

It’s over.

[Anonymous No.57583141]

What just happened???

[Anonymous No.57583140]

>he bought a blowoff top heading into a great depression

[Anonymous No.57583157]

NVDA is green again, its time to short squeeze the bobocucks again

[Anonymous No.57583160]

>>57583141
>end of evangelion vibes

[Anonymous No.57583167]

C'MON NATGAS YOU FUCKIN PIECE OF SHIT WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

[Anonymous No.57583168]

CANCEL ALL ORDERS

[Anonymous No.57583171]

>>57583068
Unironically threw a random $700 at it cause lum poster.

[Anonymous No.57583173]

IT'S GOING DOWN!!!!

[Anonymous No.57583179]

are you ready now? to see a red candle not seen for thousands of hours?

[Anonymous No.57583180]

im super scared mumusisters. Its not a blown off top? right?

[Anonymous No.57583188]

>>57582029
I want to motorboat those titties bros

[Anonymous No.57583193]

Ahhhhhhhhhhahahhhhhhhhrhrggghggghrhgghhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.57583198]

That was it. That was the top for next 40 years.

gg

[Anonymous No.57583200]

cut it out with the doomposting, do you really call this a crash?

[Anonymous No.57583202]

>>57582793
cuz you are.
its a failure of scope and scale.
earning 7% on a dollar compounded over three years is 22 cents.
if you can work a gig and make more money then make more money. the size of the warchest is whats important. Not how tidily its organized.
https://www.sba.gov/funding-programs/loans/microloans#id-what-is-a-microloan
if you're working with less money than people hand out to niggers and dog sitting charities with no expectation of return. Perhaps rethink your values.

[Anonymous No.57583206]

>>57583198

[Anonymous No.57583208]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.57583210]

>>57583007
YEAH, well i turned 30k into 0 in two years

[Anonymous No.57583213]

>>57583136

[Anonymous No.57583221]

>>57583034
>Investing based on Superb Owl ads

Everyone already bought into Microsoft. If you wanted upside you should've bought PDD.

[Anonymous No.57583227]

Is it time?

[Anonymous No.57583229]

I'd like to buy 2000$ worth of apple, microsoft, amazon and alphabet each before close today. is that a good idea?

[Anonymous No.57583236]

>>57583229
You know what? I'll do the same

[Anonymous No.57583240]

>>57583229
That's a lotta megacap tech. What are your current holdings?

[Anonymous No.57583243]

LOOONGGG WAYYYY DOWNNNNN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3IyJ0-2JCk

[Anonymous No.57583245]

>>57583229
Yes it is a good idea

[Anonymous No.57583246]

NATGAS OUT OF BUSINESS, EVERYBODY HEAT WITH SOLAR

[Anonymous No.57583249]

FUCK OFF STOP DENYING ME IM FUCKING DONE. I JUST WANT NVDA TO REACH $900 SO I CAN COOM PROPERLY. IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK?

[Anonymous No.57583256]

>>57583246
Does that make sense at all?
To me it doesn't!

[Anonymous No.57583263]

baking!

[Anonymous No.57583282]

>>57583240
nothing so far I was too scared to buy in over the last year but now the economy looks like it's stable again.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57583284]

>>57583034
The Super Ball ads this year sucked ass. The only good one was the fucking hellmann's mayo cat, every single other ad was trying so hard not to be offensive that I was offended at how woke everything is these days. I want to go back bros.

[Anonymous No.57583294]

sold my UUP calls for maaaarginal gain, chart keeps breaking supports. bought GLD calls, GDX bounce off trend + EEM is diverging positive so seems easy enough. all eyes on 10yr resistance

[Anonymous No.57583298]

threaded
>>57583286
>>57583286
>>57583286

[Anonymous No.57583307]

>>57583282
Yeah, notice the general advice is to buy when prices are low (things look like shit) and sell when they are high (everyone agrees things are rosy).

Not saying you'll for sure get heemed but look up what stop losses are and set some up.

[Anonymous No.57583308]

>>57583298
fucking retard

[Anonymous No.57583310]

>>57583282
its sold picks but id skip apple desu. not much going for it and their AI news later this year is unlikely to be exciting. Apple wasted any opportunity on AI for over a year now and their Siri is useless.

[Anonymous No.57583315]

>>57583298
Just remember to put /smg/ in the subject line (not the name field) when you bake for real.

[Anonymous No.57583316]

>>57583298

[Anonymous No.57583323]

>>57583200
no I call it the top, the "crash" comes later but its just a higher low that I will buy while simultaneously bobo posting

[Anonymous No.57583333]

>>57583188
Make your own.

[/smg/ - all apologies edition No.57583356]

>>57583308
>>57583315
>>57583316
my bad fellas

Fresh bake
>>57583343
>>57583343
>>57583343

[Anonymous No.57583366]

>>57583356
it's not cute anymore stop pretending to be this retarded it's just annoying

[Anonymous No.57583382]

Bump

[Anonymous No.57583391]

>>57581756
Made for BMC

[Anonymous No.57583397]

>>57583307
My current assumption is that the economy looks good enough that the megacaps will continue to rise for a while.

[Anonymous No.57583405]

I can't bake, can someone cover for me? I'll get the next one

[Anonymous No.57583408]

my option seller is selling options

[Anonymous No.57583409]

>>57583407
>>57583407
>>57583407
>>57583407
here retards

[Anonymous No.57583414]

Wait so there isn't a thread?

[Anonymous No.57583415]

>>57583405
Next time don't be a troll retard. This is now the last /smg/ and it is all your fault.

[Anonymous No.57584848]

>>57584816
>>57584816
>>57584816