/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.57567200]

It's yukari again edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://exhentai.org/tag/character:Hatsuzuki
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for new and existing BOIL bagholders
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://bad-dragon.com/shop

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.forexfactory.com/calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://www.finra.org/finra-data/fixed-income

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[Anonymous No.57567228]

[Anonymous No.57567233]

How do I make $1 million?

[Anonymous No.57567244]

[Anonymous No.57567253]

My folio is down to 22k from 34k
Embrassing

[Anonymous No.57567276]

Time for a little sell-off

[Anonymous No.57567282]

>>57567233
Being right a few times in a row with a lot of leverage
OR
Being right very, very slowly over a long time with no leverage

It's not rocket science

[Anonymous No.57567286]

>>57567253
How the fuck are you down ytd
Up to 412k from 376k

[Anonymous No.57567288]

I'm putting my money in S&P and about 2% in crypto.
If I make any significant money with the crypto it's just going into index funds again.
I honestly don't think crypto has any intrinsic value whatsoever, and I don't think anyone else thinks that either. The most degenerate ponzi casino in the history of man.

[Anonymous No.57567310]

>stocks

[Anonymous No.57567318]

so nobody here looking at bitcoin miner stocks?

[Anonymous No.57567319]

>>57567288
I sure hope you're not "thinking" because it's pretty obvious there is intrinsic value to decentralized currencies. That's something you can puzzle out after about 30 seconds.

[Anonymous No.57567325]

Everyone knows there is money being made off of AI girlfriends but do you think AI can be used to make money off of pedophiles with AI generated lolis?

[Anonymous No.57567333]

>>57567325
too much of a regulatory nightmare

[Anonymous No.57567338]

>Chinamen new year
>NOT A SINGLE FUCKING MENTION OF FXI OF YINN
WTF IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU? HAVE YOU LOST ANY BRAINS YOU HAD?
NO, NOOOO DONT LET ME STOP YOU FROM BUYING PnD's LIKE LLAP AND WHAT THE FUCK EVER ELSE
NOOOO WORRRIESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JUST STAY POOR I GUESS?????????????
t. Proud owner of FXI/YINN shares

[Anonymous No.57567346]

>>57567319
Well then why don't you spend 30 seconds of your time explaining it to me.
You can even explain it to me like I'm 5, or a 65 IQ subhuman. In fact, I encourage it, because I really want to know what you think the inherent value of any crypto currency is. Please explain.

[Anonymous No.57567348]

>>57567333
What if it can be spun as saving children's lives with the fact pedos will be at home molesting their loli bots?

[Anonymous No.57567352]

>>57567318
I don't think they will have better returns than btc. None are profitable and if btc goes up enough to make them profitable, its practically guaranteed they will dilute.

[Anonymous No.57567353]

>>57567338
We realized none of our analyses can beat this https://twitter.com/DavidInglesTV/status/1753288923659587974

[Anonymous No.57567361]

>>57567348
I highly doubt you could spin your way out of monetizing ai-generated loli as a prophylactic for pedos, even if it was legally acceptable you would likely get cancelled

[Anonymous No.57567365]

>>57567346
They're tokens with a predefined inflation rate that you can keep and exchange with others, avoiding intermediaries like central banks and finance ministries.

More convenient and divisible than gold, but serving similar purposes in wealth protection and transfer.

[Anonymous No.57567370]

/smg/ ...is it the right moment to invest in real estate?

[Anonymous No.57567371]

>>57567353
>chink girl reading runes
lmfao that bitch says there'll be ATHs for the Hang Seng, come end of year.
Surely she's smoking Taiwanese meth (the bad stuff), because that's fuckin bonkers

[Anonymous No.57567376]

>>57567318
I have 18k shares of bitfarms, sold 22k and plan on selling all ... In the next few months. Basically, every pump we get, I'm selling 5-1000 shares

[Anonymous No.57567386]

>>57567361
Most of the population went along with wearing a mask for a couple years. People can be made to accept anything. No one gets cancelled because of true moral panic. If the elites backed ai lolis, no one would get cancelled.

[Anonymous No.57567392]

is it safe to go all in on SOXS yet?

[Anonymous No.57567401]

>>57567386
>People can be made to accept anything
Not over fucking pedophiles lol

[Anonymous No.57567414]

> get temp banned from /tv/ for making /druk/ threads
I WILL NOT BE DENIED FROM DRUNK SHITPOSTING
also pls buy $BABA my grandparents are suffering kthx

[Anonymous No.57567428]

>>57567365
Ok, let's assume I accept the comparison with gold. Why would any one crypto currency be more valuable than another? And how is the ratio of the crypto to fiat currency even regulated if not by an unhinged desire to make money off your purchase?
While I can appreciate the idea of instantaneous and decentralized transactions, this method of exchanging value must be adopted into all possible kinds of interaction in society (like fiat is now) in order to fulfil that function properly.
Right now, the absolute majority seem to treat crypto as a means of gambling and getting high returns on investment, which really isn't what a currency is supposed to do.

[Anonymous No.57567430]

>>57567392
Depends. Have you seen any blacks or women talk about NVDA? Any relatives text you out of the blue about it?

[Anonymous No.57567434]

>>57567370
the time to invest in real estate it seems is always. fucking faggots will buy at any price there is no ceiling

[Anonymous No.57567443]

>The worldwide slump triggered by borrowing-cost hikes has already wiped more than $1 trillion off office property values alone.
>But the total damage is still unknown because so few assets have been sold, leaving appraisers with little recent data to go on.
>Completed commercial property deals globally sank to the lowest level in a decade last year, with owners unwilling to sell buildings at steep discounts.
>Regulators and the market are nervous that this logjam could be concealing large, unrealized losses, spelling trouble both for banks, who pushed further into bricks and mortar lending during the cheap money era, and asset owners.

[Anonymous No.57567450]

Anons, suppose the US ran out of toilet paper like Venezuela, what stocks would you buy as a replacement good?

[Anonymous No.57567451]

>>57567325
There are plenty of AI artists on patreon so I don't see why not. Obviously you can't sell your product on patreon, but if you're a pedo or selling to pedos you should already know where to buy/sell your product.

[Anonymous No.57567458]

>>57567443
Sounds pretty based desu

[Anonymous No.57567468]

>>57567414
you made your grandparents buy BABA? You monster!

[Anonymous No.57567469]

>FTCHF

Think about it, if you bought the physical papers stock, it would be actually cheaper than buying toillet paper.

[Anonymous No.57567475]

>>57567414
WHAT A BOARD

>>57567428
>Why would any one crypto currency be more valuable than another?
History, usage, collective belief, issuance policy, lots of stuff. You know how many times people have forked (tried to make their own version of) Bitcoin? Lots. Most failed because they were judged inferior.

>And how is the ratio of the crypto to fiat currency even regulated if not by an unhinged desire to make money off your purchase?
Oh buddy, let me tell you about forex trading. And this manga about it...

>this method of exchanging value must be adopted into all possible kinds of interaction in society (like fiat is now) in order to fulfil that function properly.
Here's the wild part: It doesn't. Do you use physical bills to pay your rent? What about Japanese Yen? Egyptian Pounds? Currencies don't need to be all things to all people at all times in order to have some value.

>which really isn't what a currency is supposed to do.
As crazy as it sounds, Bitcoin's volatility has been going down and stabilizing relative to our old friendly fiat currencies. But there's always a volatile gambling element, whether you're talking about Continental Dollars or Deutschmarks or Yuan.

[Anonymous No.57567484]

>>57567443
Good. Fuck cubicles.

[Anonymous No.57567488]

What are some good life situation stocks that a guy could invest in? You know... different stocks depending on the situation his life is currently in?
What if the situation in question is that he just learned that his ex recently got married? Any good stocks for that?
I would also do ETFs and option plays.
Thanks

[Anonymous No.57567494]

>>57567469
Anon there's still a fee for printing, shipping, and handling. Just buy some BCC and cash out those gains for Kirkland brand shit tickets at COST.

[Anonymous No.57567497]

>>57567488
It's called "lifecycle investing"

[Anonymous No.57567499]

>>57567469
Is that a buy? It can't possibly go any lower, right?

[Anonymous No.57567503]

>>57567450
Nothing bidet related. Americans would rather walk around with shit smeared in their asses instead of cleaning themselves properly.

[Anonymous No.57567505]

>>57567488
Looking up an ex is like looking up a stock you sold; brace for heartache or schadenfreude, but always learn something from it.

[Anonymous No.57567514]

>>57567505
Don't look back. Never look back.

[Anonymous No.57567525]

>>57567233
put the loose 20k in a zero or hero biomeme

[Anonymous No.57567528]

My friend sent a picture of me and my friends from 15 years ago. Good memories. I feel bad for zoomers. They really will never have quality social experiences. Your boy fathands was a stud back in the day *sip*

[Anonymous No.57567543]

>>57567528
Will you do a Superb Owl update this weekend?
I'm interested in your thoughts on how effective the Super Bowl Rally was, and how good will the President's Day rally be next week

[Anonymous No.57567544]

>>57567370
you should buy me a house bill, kthx

[Anonymous No.57567551]

>>57567475
Thank you for your thoughts, I will think about it.
I can only hope that crypto will be able to be exchanged into more and more regular goods and services as time goes on, for that vision to come true.

[Anonymous No.57567552]

>>57567543
Most likely. I don't have shit going on tomorrow

[Anonymous No.57567553]

>>57567505

None of my exes have fared better than I have post-breakup, and I have not done well

Now if I just get my net worth up to a comfy level, I'll be bathing in schadenfreude despite being the initiator of the breakup basically every time

[Anonymous No.57567570]

>>57567528
LMFAO you look like the chubby, annoying friend. Also, you definitely look like you visibly have a mental retardation.
You should NOT be proud of *THAT* being your peak, you fuckin hamfag

[Anonymous No.57567573]

>>57567488
Go to DavE n buster (ticker: PLAY) and have some fun.

[Anonymous No.57567582]

>>57567494
sure, but you can use the cheap paper to cook and stuff, there must be plenty uses for it with some criativity, you can even make plaster. i also prefer writing and doing maths in paper by hand rather than excel and word so it would be nice to take notes or such.

>>57567499
it´s still overbought

>>57567503
bidets are for women and i piss on all my gfs bidets when i crash at their places

[Anonymous No.57567584]

>>57567570
I was REAL drunk in that photo. We were at a gay bar and I don't remember why because none of us are gay. I was 185lbs back then so I definitely wasn't fat. I'm 240 now but it's all muscle.

[Anonymous No.57567587]

>>57567352
I know these miner stocks are shit performers overall, but they pump massively pre and during btc runs
any consensus on that?

[Anonymous No.57567590]

>>57567570
Most male zoomers don't have social lives. Most have 1 to 2 friends and maybe some guys they talk to online

[Anonymous No.57567592]

>>57567528
You look like a pedophile

[Anonymous No.57567596]

Will SPY ever be below $500 ever again?

[Anonymous No.57567598]

>>57567596
Next week

[Anonymous No.57567606]

The geese are flying over my city. Time to sell stocks.

[Anonymous No.57567608]

>>57567598
Why?

[Anonymous No.57567615]

I also found a pic of me from about 10 years ago, I was completly high when i was 16.

[Anonymous No.57567617]

>>57567592
I'm no pedophile, but I am a booty bandit, so if you see scoopsies, holla at ya boi

[Anonymous No.57567632]

>>57567608
Regular market fluctuation

[Anonymous No.57567643]

>>57567617
I don't believe you and I know we are eventually going to see you on to catch a predator.

[Anonymous No.57567645]

>>57567584
You were the fat retard friend then, and youre the fat lonely retard, now. Face it.
Also, no one is buying that you have any meaningful muscle, or that youre NOT gay.
Casing point: >>57567617
>>57567615
Are you still completely high, or just a little high?
>>57567632
>Regular market fluctuation
Can we expect a dip below 490? I sold at 490...

[Anonymous No.57567658]

>>57567587
There's only the 2020-21 period to reach that conclusion. Most people thought btc was a passing fad in 2018, so when it pumped again it was a surprise. Now it is a consensus that crypto moves in cycles and its guaranteed there is a next bullrun. The market is pricing in a future bullrun somewhere down the line in the miners' stocks. It isn't certain what happened before will repeat itself.

[Anonymous No.57567667]

>>57567645
>Can we expect a dip below 490?
Sometime in the future certainly, when I have no idea. that's only -2.5% down from now

[Anonymous No.57567678]

>Could have $100 or $10,000 but what matters is % based gains
>In either case, the annual yield should be between 6-10% on average
>If you get too greedy you expose yourself to excessive risk
>Therefore the best option is to create a trading system that works reliably, is scaleable, and then go to the tits on leverage

[Anonymous No.57567682]

>>57567658
Crypto follows the equity market now. Mining and investing is institutionalized and follow the credit/debt cycle that most assets have. The allure of crypto being a wellspring of alpha with price movements independent of other markets is over. I would rather trade something more liquid at that point

[Anonymous No.57567688]

How do you get prescribed good pain pills? I had to bust my female doctor's balls to get some cyclobenzaprine.

[Anonymous No.57567693]

>>57567678
If you have too much leverage it bites you in the ass due to decay

[Anonymous No.57567696]

>>57567645
I might have been older like 17, it was the pic to the army for recruitment day, completely baked, one eye half open and the other wide open with a smile check to check. Didn´t remember me being that hopefull when i was that young.

[Anonymous No.57567697]

>>57567645
You guys crack me up. I love this place.

[Anonymous No.57567713]

>>57567658
I got you, it makes sense.
I'm just observing the movements of MARA and CLSK and HUT and both MARA and CLSK both are responding to the BTC current small pump, while HUT looks like it's still lagging behind but about to pick up
now all these 3 from what I've looked have a history of lagging behind sometimes when small pumps happen in BTC, considering this I might jump on HUT at market open on monday
one thing to keep in mind though, the past two halvings of BTC were followed by two massive pumps about 6 months after, both MARA HUT and CLSK followed

[Anonymous No.57567716]

>>57567696
>being stoned off his gourd is being "hopeful"
Absolutely grim, m8
>>57567697
Lol glad you feel that way :)
Buy FXI and YINN (Not LLAP that's a PnD)

[Anonymous No.57567723]

>>57567716
lmao, you´re such a faggot.

[Anonymous No.57567731]

Anyone else watch this Modern MBA video on Taco Bell fucking KFC and Pizza Hut?
Are they telling me that Yum Brands is worth buying? I mean, YUM Brands owns them all.
I own QSR, because I'm a huge Burger King head. Do I dare dip into Yum?

[Anonymous No.57567738]

>>57567731
someone was babbling about taco bell in the last thread i think, maybe ill put it on the radar

[Anonymous No.57567769]

>>57567731
>Taco Bell
Taco Goy
>KFC
Goy fried chicken
>Pizza Hut
Goy Hut

[Anonymous No.57567776]

got like 5 hours of sleep last night and jerked it twice today plus a workout, this is fucked. i wish weekends didnt even exist, just go to sleep friday and wake up monday

[Anonymous No.57567777]

>>57567731
>Taco Bell
>KFC
>Pizza Hut
>Burger King

[Anonymous No.57567786]

>>57567776
I work 4/10's, I literally run out of shit to do by Saturday night

[Anonymous No.57567789]

>>57567769
Ha! So true.
>>57567776
>got like 5 hours of sleep last night
Luxurious.
My newborn son wakes up ever 90-120 minutes; that's your future.
>>57567777
checked for truth.
Except KFC and BK. Theyre delicious.
Taco Bell sucks and Pizza Hut sells pizza (yuck)

[Anonymous No.57567791]

>>57567777
checked, mutts are so disgusting
https://files.catbox.moe/3rbs1x.webm

[Anonymous No.57567799]

>>57567789
>Burger King
Goy King!

[Anonymous No.57567805]

>>57567658
>>57567713
Im going to YOLO con MSTR, CLSK and MARA for a leveraged play on BTC. This guy >>57567658 I don't know wtf he is on about. Just look at the charts.

Of courses big risk involved, many moving parts on a miner.

[Anonymous No.57567806]

Got about 11200 in debts to pay off. Half that is a personal loan with low rate so I don't really care about that part. The other is credit card with more getting added to that pile, depends on what insurance covers on remaining dental work. But the cost of a filling is roughly 240 per and the big whammy a crown is on tap to. (dental work is not on me, but my wife). Crown is $1000? somewhere close to that I think. Anyway I could do as I've been doing, paying it off bit at a time, which would take awhile. Or drain my emergency fund to a sickeningly low level paying all of it off in one go. But leave me hanging in the wind if something else came up. Could also sell some of my stocks but that'd only fuck me over long term from hitting my divvy income target. So it seems no mater what I'm fucked. Aside from paying it off a bit at a time that is. Life's a bitch. If it wasn't for the dental work and other assorted things just biting me in the ass over these past few years all at once I wouldn't be in this mess. I'd be paying off a low rate loan and that'd be it. Just watching the KO divvy rain down 4x a year.

[Anonymous No.57567816]

>>57567713
Yeah I see HUT lagging looks like an oppurtunity. Personally I don't like taking on all the risks of crypto only to have my profits cut by dillution. I'm sticking with btc and eth for my crypto plays. I think most things crypto related will rise bigly, but with those two the risks are more well defined.

[Anonymous No.57567818]

>>57567693
I'm talking about leverage as in prop trading, or being able to do like 100:1 scaling, although in this case it's two different things
On one hand, having a larger bankroll (even if it's not yours but you keep profit splits) allows you to take a relatively safe approach to trading and enjoy more capital on your wins. The other is using leverage in the form of margin and simply using it to have more concurrent (risk appropriate) trades

[Anonymous No.57567820]

>>57567806
does your wife not have any money of her own?

[Anonymous No.57567838]

>>57567805
that's exactly what I've been trying to evaluate myself, desu the miners look like the best leverage on BTC especially considering the possible future price of BTC, I'd be very surprised if it even 5x. The miners seem to always out perform BTC during the pumps
why MSTR and not HUT sir?
also are you going to wait for the pre halving pullback from BTC to hop into MSTR CLSK and MARA given their current prices or just jump on the wagon now?

[Anonymous No.57567849]

>>57567805
Those charts back up what I'm saying. Miners being up 600% in 2023 while btc being up 150% could be because they are pricing in future price movement. Meaning going forward they could underperform btc.

[Anonymous No.57567850]

>>57567816
I understand your prespective, seems like you are more driven towards the risk management when it comes to crypto, can't blame you. Thank you!

[Anonymous No.57567852]

>>57567820
She does. Long ago we sat down and I setup her own retirement account I guess you could say. Every month part of her check goes into it. Just a pure s&p fund brokerage account.

[Anonymous No.57567862]

>>57567849
I'm not a fan of the hcart he shared
go take a peak at the miner charts and compare them to BTC over the halving periods, it's more clarifying on the price movement

[Anonymous No.57567868]

I'm thinking of loading up on International Business Machine shares. Their mainframe technology could help us win the fight against the soviets.

[Anonymous No.57567874]

>>57567606
Technical analysis < fundamental analysis < astrology < omen analysis

[Anonymous No.57567899]

>>57567868
I've got 49 other equally nifty stocks that might interest you.

[Anonymous No.57567924]

mumu? bobo? crab? they work for me now

[Anonymous No.57567956]

>>57567924
>crab
his name is snibs

[Anonymous No.57567955]

>>57567868
don't forget their jew counting technology could make a big comeback

[Anonymous No.57567962]

>>57567769
>>57567776
>>57567777
everyone knows tacobell wins the food wars

[Anonymous No.57567969]

>>57567962
they dont know how to use the three sea shells!

[Anonymous No.57568005]

>>57567528
ok. now from left to right, tell us their current occupations, family status and approximate net worth, please.

my guess: hoodie dude "made it" with wife, kids, house, dog and 6 figure income.
don't ask me how I think I know.

[Anonymous No.57568036]

>>57567962
For me it's a chicken quesadilla with 3 hard shell tacos, a Baja blast, 6 fire sauce packets, and a side of creamy jalapeno sauce for queso dippage

[Anonymous No.57568038]

>>57567776
>Mila Superstar
as the anime is called in Germany.
Mila Ayuhara of course is the main character.
I'm turning 39 this year and I can still sing the whole opening theme.

Tele5/RTL2 gang report in

[Anonymous No.57568088]

>>57567806
>>57567820
>>57567852
Oh well. Least soon I'll have a nice refund and a salary hike to look forward to. Course by the time the remaining dental work is added on you might as well say that tax refund didn't do shat aside from keeping it from growing larger. But least its capped off and the dental shat will be done for. So progress at least. Don't ever smoke. I mean yeah genetics plays a part to but I mean hell I've never smoked and I've got 31 out of 32 teeth in my head and I'm 41. She's a former smoker. One bright spot in all this. The dental damage finally got her to quit.

[Anonymous No.57568089]

>>57567200
I sell options to buy OTM calls or puts.

[Anonymous No.57568098]

When the elden ring dlc comes out, will that be the top?

[Anonymous No.57568103]

>>57568038
ATTAKUUUUU NUMBAAAA ONNEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.57568106]

>>57567868
I'm thinking of 100% Electric Boat myself

[Anonymous No.57568159]

>>57568098
>elden ring dlc
>will that be the top

[Anonymous No.57568163]

>>57568098
>snp
>top

[Anonymous No.57568179]

>>57568089
So you do credit/debit spreads depending on where your short strike is... Grim

[Anonymous No.57568182]

>>57568098
when 401k's are being dumping into btc, that will be the top.

[Anonymous No.57568195]

I’m doing great financially but none of my friends and family are. I don’t have wealthy friends. I worked my way out of a trailer park to solidly upper middle class with a healthy portfolio, but I don’t have any wealthy friends. Its isolating. I feel alone.

[Anonymous No.57568207]

How much you guys up ytd? 5.7% here

[Anonymous No.57568246]

>>57568207
Somewhere in the 2-3% range for me. I got lucky on Friday so I'm going to keep things small and casual next week.

[Anonymous No.57568253]

>>57568098
when Michael Burry reappears on X and tweets "Buy.", that will be the top.

[Anonymous No.57568255]

>>57568207
6.82%

[Anonymous No.57568274]

>>57567443
The commercial real estate demand is so poor in my city the city government is trying to incentivize converting some of it to residential. That's a hard sell as doing that conversion is complicated and expensive. Residential property here is at very high demand but nobody wants office space.

[Anonymous No.57568277]

>>57568036
sounds scrumdiddilyumptious

[Anonymous No.57568313]

>>57568195
Don't let anyone know about your wealth. They beg you for money, and when you don't give, they damn for eternity. But if you do have to give, give less than necessary: it gives the assumption that you're somewhat strapped for cash, but still willing to help out. It's a little Machiavellian, but I'm telling you, it's not worth the moral headaches once people know your wealth.

As for having wealthy friends... It's not wealthy friends you're looking for.

[Anonymous No.57568337]

>>57568207
Down 49%, but TSLA is going to ATH soon. Then I'll be up.

[Anonymous No.57568386]

>>57568337
>down 49%
How?

[Anonymous No.57568408]

>>57568313
I mostly went off the grid when I made it rich, but my family definitely knows. No one has approached me for money yet. I think they are afraid of me. I used to be a… problem child. They thought I was possessed by demons when I said I didn’t want to go to church as a teenager. Whatever. I have more self discipline in my pink than they posses in their entire bodies and thats why i succeeded.

[Anonymous No.57568419]

>>57567288
Nothing has intrinsic value, retard

[Anonymous No.57568429]

>>57568386
I bought TSLA at $239 and averaged down.

[Anonymous No.57568459]

>>57568419
Food, water, shelter, climate control, orgasms

[Anonymous No.57568461]

>>57568429
My math ain't mathing, you couldn't be 49% down from just that.

[Anonymous No.57568475]

>>57567528
You looked very nice John

[Anonymous No.57568480]

>>57567955
wtf I'm all in IBM now

[Anonymous No.57568506]

>>57567443
big if true

[Anonymous No.57568513]

>>57567799
uranium king
>burger King
>goy king

[Anonymous No.57568541]

>>57568513
>uranium king
How do I become one of these? Do I need a futures account?

[Anonymous No.57568557]

Good mid-weekend, my fellow MARAggots.

Sadly I had little information-exposure to CLSK thus I cry over not making 40% gainz. Regardless, everyone who caught the wave will be a winner this month! (make sure to sell to secure your gainz)

[Anonymous No.57568615]

>>57568557
>MARAggots
Sup MARAbou? I was worried they had another storm incident that wiped their hardware or something. Looks like they unfucked their hashrate. They're sitting just short of 30 exahash atm.

[Anonymous No.57568693]

>This is our son's room, he's really into stocks and ETFs

[Anonymous No.57568705]

>>57568693
imagine the smell

[Anonymous No.57568715]

>>57568693
Is that a jizz stain on Jerome?

[Anonymous No.57568716]

>>57567553
I'm actually genuinely happy my ex found someone. He seems nice, and they seem happy. She's a nice woman and deserves to be happy, not to be stuck with some deadbeat autist loser like me.
Anyway, my net worth is up 109% since we broke up, so I guess I'm doing alright too. Though... I'm not married, don't have a gf, and haven't even been on any dates, nor do I have any friends anymore.
But at least I have money and stocks. Thanks Biden

[Anonymous No.57568719]

>>57568693
I'd cum on the lewd bunny, regardless of what that stock nerd said.

[Anonymous No.57568728]

>>57568693
he's just like me fr

[Anonymous No.57568733]

>>57568716
>But at least I have money and stocks. Thanks Biden
Your welcome pal

[Anonymous No.57568752]

>>57567443
Offices dying are bullish because remote work decreases inflationary spending on gas and oil and increases positive spending on things from tech companies

[Anonymous No.57568753]

>>57567716
>Buy FXI
Current China is Japan in the 90s. Buy FXI and you might have gains in 35 years.

India is the next growth market which I'm not happy about. They will be a world super power by 2030 but first they need to figure out plumbing and sewer systems.

[Anonymous No.57568755]

>>57568716
clean up ur act man, you sound pathetic.

[Anonymous No.57568763]

12 minutes to movie night! This chinese new year's feature is A Chinese Ghost Story (1987)!

[Anonymous No.57568767]

Guys I'm not gonna lie I'm fuckin nervous about this week. I have WAY too much money in options on the line right now that expire EoW
How fucked am I
>SNAP 12c
>DKNG 50c
>HOOD 12c
>CSCO 51c
>CDNS 340c
>PENN 30c

[Anonymous No.57568769]

>>57568733
Actually, I did the math on the wrong columns...
My net worth is actually up 145% since we broke up in 2020
Thanks again Biden
>>57568755
You don't know just how fucking pathetic I actually am... I'm 31% cash...

[Anonymous No.57568786]

>>57568753
>shit stained india
>Acting like this isn't the bottom for China
WEEEE OOOOO WEEE OOOOO
RED ALERT!! RED ALERT!!!!
THIS GUY IS A POOJEET!!! I REPEAT!! THIS GUY IS A POOJEET!!!!!
WEEE OOOOO WEEEEE OOOOO

[Anonymous No.57568787]

>>57568716
You sound like a total cuck. Stop reminscing over your ex, get over it, and move on. Never look back and stop being a fucking loser.

[Anonymous No.57568806]

>>57568787
>Never look back
I have nothing to look forward to
Where am I supposed to look?

[Anonymous No.57568829]

>>57568806
Make something to look forward to, dumbass. This shit ain't complicated, it's literally the 101 on being a man. Build a future and make a name for yourself and create a frame work for your life. Some woman will want to fit inside your life then.

[Anonymous No.57568838]

my only girlfriend is frumpy and dumpy

[Anonymous No.57568841]

>>57568693

[Anonymous No.57568861]

Well, congratulations, AIC anon. You got me to download Dirt. Are you satisfied?

[Anonymous No.57568863]

>>57568769
>My net worth is actually up 145% since we broke up in 2020
>Thanks again Biden
Get yo' money up not yo' funny up

[Anonymous No.57568870]

Movie night movie night, get in here! Tonite's feature is A Chinese Ghost Story (1987) gong yee fat choi ^_^

[Anonymous No.57568897]

>>57568767
Surely some of those will go up on earnings. I think SNAP calls are dead unless someone offers to buyout the company next week?

>>57568786
How could this be the bottom for China? 50 million unsold housing units doesn't get solved in a few weeks, try a few decades or never with decreasing birthrates.

[Anonymous No.57568909]

>>57568897
The problem is by how much. If PENN, CSCO and CDNS don't go hard in the paint I'm fucked. Like next play has to be full port fucked

[Anonymous No.57568947]

>>57568897
>implying that matters, and Xi won't just flip the gigaswitch
BOOOOM 1,000,000,000 more babies, 10,000,000 more houses/apartments sold!
BINGBANGBOOM
HA HA!

[Anonymous No.57569002]

>>57568408
you sound cute *3~

[Anonymous No.57569020]

Don't get me wrong; yeah I've got debt but my networth has still appreciated despite that. Uh I figured roughly round $327,000 (w/debt its $315,000). So go me I guess. I'm 41. Anyway raw numbers don't really mater; plenty of fucks making 100,000 a year still broke as hell.

[Anonymous No.57569037]

am i the only retard who is cashgang right now? where the fuck is the dump so tired of waiting. you faggots said this market was fucking over once rates start cutting and yields invert.

[Anonymous No.57569057]

>>57569020
KO boomer, there's fucks making multiples of that and broke as hell

[Anonymous No.57569068]

>>57568207
im up almost 100k this ytd (22%)
32 years old, part time worker

[Anonymous No.57569069]

>>57567365
The main reason cryptos aren't widely adopted is
> no standard currency, too much competition
> slow transaction times
> very difficult to buy crypto for a normie. exchanges require KYC and a shit ton of regulation just to get started
> literal transaction fees for things as simply as withdrawing and moving money
maybe there's a future somewhere but for now it just isn't it.

[Anonymous No.57569086]

>>57569057
Property taxes on a $700k home in New York will be closer to $35k depending on county

[Anonymous No.57569093]

>>57569057
>gas
>$4800/year
Lmfao that's so retarded, even if it's for 2 vehicles.

[Anonymous No.57569100]

>>57569068
What you holding anon?

[Anonymous No.57569106]

>>57569093
Nah, each kid needs an SUV that takes premium gas too

[Anonymous No.57569115]

>>57568767
Guys help me please

[Anonymous No.57569133]

>>57569068
pretty fuckin good. options?

[Anonymous No.57569154]

>>57568207
kinda hanging in there but SPY500 boomers are still outperforming me

[Anonymous No.57569158]

>>57569133
>>57569100
just holding nvda/amd long. im almost 100% mag7

[Anonymous No.57569161]

>>57569115
SNAP - Youre fucked
DKNG - Superbowl on Sunday, youre good
HOOD - Probably good, should continue up
CSCO - Laying people off, hard to say
CDNS - No idea
PENN - See DKNG

[Anonymous No.57569173]

>>57569158
god damn...when did you enter, last year?

[Anonymous No.57569206]

>there are still people who don't believe that Biden is a Chinese plant meant to fuck up US war mobilization for WW3
???

[Anonymous No.57569208]

>>57567838
I dont know. I feel like a retard not buying on 38k and i feel like a retard buying on this gigapump.


>>57567816
What I dont understand is price per share dilution. So a company can split your share in half at any time? thats retarded.

I think I will go with MSTR because I think they dont do this.

But anyway, pick the charts and overlap with BTC price. Looks like the top miners outperform BTC but crash faster.

[Anonymous No.57569252]

>>57568767
get a good sleep tomorrow, so you are alert and ready for the week regardless of the outcome, water water water

[Anonymous No.57569258]

>>57569057
>24k on childcare

[Anonymous No.57569274]

thoughts on ASTS

[Anonymous No.57569413]

>>57569274
'Ts for fucking FAGS.

[Anonymous No.57569456]

>>57569274
looks like a it could be a good short term play based on fundamentals and chart, completely uneducated on the long term but its very far from analyst scores still. so look up who analyzed it and why thats the case.
lots of pumpers on the stock medias

[Anonymous No.57569494]

>>57569206
Anyone have a video on all the dumb shit he supposedly said this week?

[Anonymous No.57569588]

Realistically speaking how do people actually trade, outside of just buying and holding

Like I hear about all these strategies (fundamental analysis, technical analysis, quantitative analysis etc) but for every person who says they use that I feel like there are two or three other people who say it isn't useful or a waste of time

[Anonymous No.57569621]

>>57569588
Just show up and place your bet nigga

[Anonymous No.57569668]

>>57569206
I wonder if by the end of Q1 2024, they will kick Biden and Harris out? Then they will use the lack of a president as a distraction from the financial turmoil of the CRE crisis, credit debt event, and all of those loans expiring around regional banks on march 11? Just a thought.

[Anonymous No.57569669]

>>57569588
Technical analysis (chart tea leaf reading) trading goes like so:
select your candle period (only one. say 1 day candles)
going through like fifty different chart indicators and prune them with backtesting
eventually settle on a set of maybe three to five that all work fine in tandem. Meaning you usually get a trend going if all of them agree to buy or sell at a particular time.
You will know the rough accuracy rate of your bullshit widgets based on your backtesting
Buy when the bullshit says buy, sell when you decided you to sell as a profit take and sell again when your gizmos say sell or short
Keep doing this

Basically you are making an algorithm based around a few chart indicators. You can inject your intuition in to this but in my experience it's a bad idea. Not taking signals because you FEEL they are wrong is at best a 50/50 coin flip and will perform no better and possibly worse than just blindly following what your asshattery says to do

[Anonymous No.57569703]

I'm curious. What are the actual distinct secondary effects of deflation on the economy?
>Primary demand falls (prices follow)
>Secondary..
Debts become more expensive relative to service?

[Anonymous No.57569715]

>Jeff Bezos sold 12 million shares of Amazon this week

Didn't the last time Bezos sold a bunch of shares, the stock price tanked a lot down to $83? Seems like the top is in and there will be a BIG market correction this year.

[Anonymous No.57569805]

>>57569069
>no standard currency, too much competition
BTC is like 50% of total market cap, ETH 20%, and Tether (lol) another 5%: https://coinmarketcap.com/charts/#bitcoin-dominance

I think it'd be much dicier if there were just 1, since that implies no innovation or flexibility to try new things.

> slow transaction times
There's a reason Lighting and various layer 2 shit has been getting built out.

> very difficult to buy crypto for a normie. exchanges require KYC and a shit ton of regulation just to get started
As of a month ago, Boomers have ETFs, normies have had Robinhood and Coinbase for forever, and nerds can use the pumped bags from those first two groups to flood capital into new projects. Analogous to how Boomers DCAing into SPY end up funding Nicaraguan microcaps.

> literal transaction fees for things as simply as withdrawing and moving money
Buddy, let me tell you how a company called Visa makes its money. But like slow transactions, this is one of those big, known problems a ton of nerds continuously chip away at.

[Anonymous No.57569835]

>>57569715
>Didn't the last time Bezos sold a bunch of shares, the stock price tanked a lot down to $83?
Back in November 2021? Yeah: https://www.secform4.com/insider-trading/1018724-4.htm

But, to be fair, everyone with a pulse (including the Fed) was bailing from the market then in advance of rape hikes. We don't have that situation right now.

[Anonymous No.57569850]

>>57569703
Yes, and a disruption of credit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XS1QPtO4KdM

[Anonymous No.57569893]

WE CAN DANCE IF WE WANT TO
WE CAN LEAVE YOUR FRIENDS BEHIND
'CAUSE YOUR FRIENDS DON'T DANCE AND IF THEY DON'T DANCE
WELL THEY'RE NO FRIENDS OF MINE

SAY, WE CAN GO WHERE WE WANT TO
A PLACE WHERE THEY WILL NEVER FIND
AND WE CAN ACT LIKE WE COME FROM OUT OF THIS WORLD
LEAVE THE REAL ONE FAR BEHIND

AND WE CAN DANCE
AND SING

WE CAN GO WHERE WE WANT TO
THE NIGHT IS YOUNG AND SO AM I
AND WE CAN DRESS REAL NEAT FROM OUR HATS TO OUR FEET
AND SURPRISE 'EM WITH OUR VICTORY CRY

SAY, WE CAN ACT IF WE WANT TO
IF WE DON'T, NOBODY WILL
AND YOU CAN ACT REAL RUDE AND TOTALLY REMOVED
AND I CAN ACT LIKE AN IMBECILE

AND SAY, WE CAN DANCE, WE CAN DANCE
EVERYTHING'S OUT OF CONTROL
WE CAN DANCE, WE CAN DANCE
THEY'RE DOING IT FROM POLE TO POLE
WE CAN DANCE, WE CAN DANCE
EVERYBODY LOOK AT YOUR HANDS
WE CAN DANCE, WE CAN DANCE
EVERYBODY'S TAKING THE CHANCE

[Anonymous No.57569954]

>>57569057
I make $32k CDN a year and save over $8k with zero debt
Mind you, I don't have a vehicle or dependents or a partner, but I'm funneling my money away into fixed income and Walmart

[Anonymous No.57570015]

so are we still of the opinion there will be a severe correction once the cuts begin? what are the chances mag7/tech//AI mania overrides this thesis?

[Anonymous No.57570055]

>>57568863
Wasted life.

[Anonymous No.57570077]

>>57568459
>I save only in food and water
Retard.

[Anonymous No.57570079]

>>57569588
Buy "good" dips and sell when you get bored. Buy and hold is preferred because it almost always performs better in the end.

[Anonymous No.57570107]

>>57568207
JFC I'm getting smoked by the indexes yet again. SPY is roughly half my holdings which means the other half is an absolute bloodbath.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57570127]

>>57570107
Could be worse, you could have bought bed bath and beyond. I think I git cheat codes. Not only was I born with blue eyes, blonde hair, and Jewish blood but this fucking broad is literally flying out from Los Angeles for the soul purpose of me putting a baby in her belly. Like she's taking all the costs to get to me just so I can fuck her as much as I can.... you know, ima knock up 4 broads this year anything less ill kill myself.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57570144]

>>57569835
>implying retarded shit that has no truth nor evidence to support it.
And while I could spend 5 minutes proving you wrong, I don't even need to express validity in this instance because I'm self assured and don't even fucking care anymore.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57570162]

Just buy the fucking stupid shit on the bottom right hand corner of the heat map. This is literally child's play. Also ima fucking go into a state of trance and training to make my balls fuller and drain them jnto tons of broads.

[Anonymous No.57570164]

>>57569069
>thinks the value proposition of crypto is p2p paypal

[Anonymous No.57570210]

>>57570162
You ever thought about not drinking so much?

[Anonymous No.57570284]

>>57569668
related

[Anonymous No.57570393]

>>57570284
It better not be a nothing burger....

[Anonymous No.57570436]

>>57568861
Welcome to the team.

[Anonymous No.57570496]

>>57568897
>India
>never with decreasing birthrates
You sure about that?

[Anonymous No.57570499]

>>57569057
>Gas 4,800
Are they drinking the gas too?

[Anonymous No.57570506]

Where do I actually start to learn trading? Nothing makes sense at all, can I learn anything here?

[Anonymous No.57570510]

>>57570496
Nevermind, he was talking about China.

[Anonymous No.57570558]

>>57570506
read books/videos and find a style that suits your personality.

experience in the market is the best teacher. so it means learning will take few years.

[Anonymous No.57570587]

>>57567244
Mr. Tuld if you look at the third thread on page 4...

[Anonymous No.57570606]

when are we gonna have a pullback on this bullrun ?

[Anonymous No.57570675]

>SOXL 40
>cost average 25

[Anonymous No.57570706]

>>57567276
Do bears never learn?

[Anonymous No.57570723]

>>57570606
In 2022

[Anonymous No.57570724]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ln_WmuqBT9Y
waiting for the next morning, patiently.
i hope ENLV can bring me back into the trading sphere.
Sux being a brokie (´д｀)

[Anonymous No.57570735]

>>57569805
Crypto has been a thing for 15 years and still nothing. It’s time to admit you’re buying casino tokens

[Anonymous No.57570777]

>Welcome to HM Treasury's YouTube channel, where you'll find films from the Treasury and the Chancellor of the Exchequer.

Negroes are building your Aston martin right now.

[Anonymous No.57570799]

>>57570777
Checked. Aston Martin is a dead company.

[Anonymous No.57570810]

>>57570777
>Aston martin
Sorry I only care about Aston Machan

[Anonymous No.57570944]

We got any Permabulls in the house tonight?

[Anonymous No.57571052]

>>57570944
yup you have one here. I'm permabull until I'm not going to see something about stock on my local television. After that it is puts time.

[Anonymous No.57571090]

>>57570944
Hello fren.
I'm a financial genius.
Nice to meet you.
I Didn't read your post.

[Anonymous No.57571121]

>>57571052
Should be around Ides of March you notice a odd, quiet difference. Bloomberg will run 24h of forex, bitching about meme stocks and foreign policy affecting trade opinion pieces. After 33% down, you'll see it in every outlet. By then it will be too late. FINRA will change short status to "close only" akin to showing their hand for "sell only" with GME.

I must go now. Godspeed.

[Anonymous No.57571143]

>>57570944
>Lehman Brothers was the 4th largest Banks in US

>First Citizens BancShares is the 19th largest bank in US

And why exactly am I supposed to be worried?

[Anonymous No.57571156]

>>57569069
>> very difficult to buy crypto for a normie. exchanges require KYC and a shit ton of regulation just to get started
Fucking CME
>RBOB futures delivery requires a 42,000 gallon tanker truck in NYC inspected by three adjencies
>Bitcoin deliver requires a piece of software anyone can run and anyone can audit the delivery instantly
>Bitcoin futures are cash settled

[Anonymous No.57571234]

>>57570587
Speak to me as you might to a frogposter

[Anonymous No.57571241]

>>57570944
you're retarded for comparing a 4 year timespan to an 8 year one that has a minor peak at 2004 long before ATH, exactly where we are now

[Anonymous No.57571245]

>>57571234
((THEY)) SOLD US THESE MBS PACKAGES. AND NOW WITH THE MAJOR HAPPENING IN 2 MORE WEEKS WE HAVE FOUND THAT WE MIGHT GETTING A CALL FROM OUR FEMALE BROKER

[Anonymous No.57571253]

>>57571234
NIGGER

[Anonymous No.57571260]

>>57571143
Because they hold the foulest, stinking bag of detriment in the form of liabilities from the 2nd largest bank in the U.S. to collapse.

5YCDs looking primed for a breakthrough buck breaking too.

[Anonymous No.57571269]

Would killing all the poor help my portfolio?

[Anonymous No.57571280]

>>57571241
You're retarded for ignoring the loan window that's ending on the 12th. What's little banker Timmystein gonna do without Mommy Yellen pumping him full of liquidity every day and forcing Daddy Powell to Kate Hikes? He ain't going to sell his commercial portfolio at a loss.

[Anonymous No.57571288]

>>57571269
Why would you kill all of those CONSOOMERs?

[Anonymous No.57571297]

>>57571280
already priced in, as long as stocks go nothing will happen

[Anonymous No.57571301]

>>57571288
Sport.

[Anonymous No.57571333]

>>57570284
It's my understanding that Vegas is an absolute shit show right now because of the super bowl. I guess it's unspeakably congested so I guess it depends what he means by "mess". Undoubtedly having all of those tourists there drunk is going to cause a problem in a city that's already very shady.

[Anonymous No.57571335]

>>57567233
Unironically put that 20K in short term NVDA puts a day before their earnings. It always sells off on news. Once you make 5x or so on that then buy calls a few months out and when it hits 1000 youre home

[Anonymous No.57571347]

>>57571297
>IMF
>August 2007
>Soft Landing
You parrot "priced in", yet rates haven't been cut yet.

[Anonymous No.57571359]

>>57571301
Sport hunters don't kill all of the game my friend, But I do understand the homicidal inclinations.

[Anonymous No.57571390]

>>57570127
Why would she do that, retard? Why do you kikes always larp

[Anonymous No.57571399]

We shilled BABA to /smg/ for 4 years, as a joke.

[Anonymous No.57571423]

>>57568005
Oh I missed this post last night I can fill you in on how they are doing now.
Ginger on the far left - works in the weed business now, ended up getting addicted to heroin for a few years, got arrested for it, and ended up getting clean. Has a very nice girlfriend but financially is probably ranks 4th out of the 5 of us.

Chick in the middle - she married the guy on the far right. Makes very good money in the insurance business now doing some corporate office position.

Guy to the right of her - probably one of the more unfortunate turn outs. Lives with the ginger on the far left. Ended up going full /pol/tard and never really recovered. Works as a dishwasher at a local restaurant. Still a good friend though. Going to try and convince him to get a better job soon.

Guy on the far right. By far the most successful. Works in digital media, advertising, and marketing. Has done some very notable projects in the past. About a year away from starting his own company.

There ya go. Obviously everyone knows my general situation so I don't have to go over that.

[Anonymous No.57571515]

>>57570675
You’re going to eventually have a chance to get an even lower average when it hits 15 again

[Anonymous No.57571534]

>>57571423
this is why war is a refreshing thing for the human gene pool. While without it the guy on the far right wins the game. If that would be a ww2 picture they would all be dead and you would be the guy who survived and wins, because you're the biggest piece of shit of all of them.

[Anonymous No.57571587]

>>57571534
I suppose that's how it goes sometimes. Guy on the far right invested in both dogecoin and party city before they were a thing. He's made some pretty smart investment decisions and early. In the event of another world war I would obviously be the last one standing because I'm a survivor and a hamchad. You lanklet twinks don't know hardship or what it means to be tough. Maybe one day you all will though.

[Anonymous No.57571604]

>>57568767
I have those same options except slightly different strikes. We’re fucked bro. We are royally fucked if we both played into it

[Anonymous No.57571628]

>>57571587
Yeah maybe some are just made for hard times. In those you would not be taking so much drugs because and not be as fat as you'd be starving. Also you'd be forced to have a real wife even though you're gay due to circumstances. It would be the perfect enviroment for you to thrive

[Anonymous No.57571633]

>>57571604
>I have those same options
>SNAP calls
Jesus Christ why. Did you not learn anything from their earnings report? They are literally a dying company.

[Anonymous No.57571637]

>>57567338
im literally holding yang fuck FXI
there are multiple studies on past china/hk/east asian stock market data that Chinese new year hype only lasts for 5 previous days, and for the holidays and post 5 days asian stocks including ADRs declined

[Anonymous No.57571643]

>>57571628
>gay due to circumstances
Kek I don't know why the wording of that made me laugh.

[Anonymous No.57571659]

>>57571633
Aside from snap

[Anonymous No.57571662]

>>57567353
what the fuck why was this on bloomberg

[Anonymous No.57571677]

>>57571643
One could think I'm a complete retard when reading my writings. I know that and I would think so too. But I'm making so much money in the markets the only correct conclusion is that I'm a mad genius.

[Anonymous No.57571733]

Fuck it. If I’m seeing it shilled here it ain’t any good. I’m all in DATADOG. Ticker $ddog

[Anonymous No.57571743]

Elonbros...

[Anonymous No.57571754]

>>57571743
>car company larping as a tech company
>going all in on luxury cars and slowly getting priced out of their biggest market in china
shiggy diggy

[Anonymous No.57571759]

Who is ready for the big game? Make sure you watch all the ads so you know which companies to short for spending valuable resources on virtue signaling!

[Anonymous No.57571764]

>>57571743
Is there any TSLA shareholder/influencer who has sold the top of this rally or are they all still holding?

[Anonymous No.57571776]

>>57571743
Speaking of shit companies short WBD

[Anonymous No.57571797]

>>57571776
Imagine owning the IP to Batman and fucking up lmao

[Anonymous No.57571803]

>>57567233
Make 15% per year for 15 years

[Anonymous No.57571816]

>>57567443
I’m appraising an office tower right now
AMA

[Anonymous No.57571817]

>>57567233
I'm curious why you're at $22,000 cash. My emergency fund is just $15,000

[Anonymous No.57571820]

>>57571759
I'm not watching it. I can't stand that faggot Travis Kelce or pat mahomes. And the 49ers knocked out my lions so they can fuck themselves too.

[Anonymous No.57571826]

>>57571743
This will be every AI memestock in 6 months
seriously, spend 5 minutes with ChatGPT, this thing is a complete retard

[Anonymous No.57571842]

>>57571826
>spend 5 minutes with ChatGPT, this thing is a complete retard
Kek this. Can't stand it. It's so stupid it pisses me off.

[Anonymous No.57571845]

>>57571816
however much they tell you it will take to refurbish/repair/inspect the elevators, triple that number

[Anonymous No.57571856]

Datadog and snowflake

[Anonymous No.57571862]

>>57571842
It would be a little more useful if it wasn't completely neutered by globohomo woke companies. You can't ask it anything without it telling you it's unable to answer due to "hatespeech" or "racism" or whatever. It's a completely useless tool in its current state.

[Anonymous No.57571865]

>>57571817
Well my goal is to have least 1 year's salary sitting there in cash. Along with punting back into my other retirement accounts. Why? Well cause of the coolness factor for one thing. For motivation for another; just thinking that I could say fuck all this and quit knowing a year's worth of money would be just there.

[Anonymous No.57571873]

>>57571845
They just did it. States rolled out a PACE program that allows you to fund renovations that increase “energy efficiency” over 30 years with a fixed rate through special property tax assessments. Commercial landlords figured out they could scam them into letting them put in new AC systems, wiring, windows, etc. They got better financing terms on terrible credit risk properties than an accountant in England can get on their house

[Anonymous No.57571878]

fuck stock markets in general

[Anonymous No.57571884]

>>57571878
why?

[Anonymous No.57571887]

>>57571764
I sold at $200 and bought back in around $180.

[Anonymous No.57571888]

>>57567353
wow

[Anonymous No.57571894]

Look up the holdings of VNQ and tell me how much exposure it has to office towers and rent controlled NY apartments.

[Anonymous No.57571900]

>>57571884
i keep losing money

[Anonymous No.57571921]

>>57571862
No it's legitimately retarded. The woke stuff doesn't help but people misunderstand how to use these things.

[Anonymous No.57571923]

there are definitely some good tech growth stocks out there, but unfortunately they are all immutably correlated to the tranny 7 and if you read even just a little bit about financial history in the US, the fed always raises rates until they break something

[Anonymous No.57571929]

>>57571888
Yeah, after watching that keep in mind there are people here who are unironically investing in china.

[Anonymous No.57571941]

>>57567353
doesnt sound too different than some of the schizos here

[Anonymous No.57571942]

>super futures

[Anonymous No.57571950]

What's the over/under on TSwift appearances during Superbowl?

[Anonymous No.57571961]

>>57571764
most institutional investors are still holding, the ones who made bank before going public are the real winners but they've exited long ago of course

[Anonymous No.57571964]

>>57571234

[Anonymous No.57571969]

>>57571941
Wrong, /smg/ gets it's stock predictions based on tickers paired with pictures of qt anime girls. This is a reliable form of TA and even the big firms use it.

[Anonymous No.57571975]

Feeling depressed
Everyone is up 25% and I’m down 10

[Anonymous No.57571978]

I am glad about the opportunities the stock market presents itself but I do miss not thinking about this shit 24/7 and waking up with anxiety that I have to make it before it is too late and FOMO.

Was better just being ignorant of the SP500, NASDAQ and just doing my 9-7 and sitting behind my gamestation happily ignorant of everything going around.

[Anonymous No.57571985]

>>57571942
i wish she was real

[Anonymous No.57571992]

>>57571950
lol there are 76 different prop bets just for Tay

[Anonymous No.57571998]

>>57567353
if digits her analysis is invalid

[Anonymous No.57572012]

>>57571992
This is why I'm not watching the game. Swiftie fans infiltrated football and are.slowly ruining it. I used to want to sniff Taylor's asshole, but now I can't even look at her.

[Anonymous No.57572013]

>>57571662

[Anonymous No.57572016]

>>57572012
she hasnt been attractive in like 10 years

[Anonymous No.57572027]

>>57572016
She was never hot. She was young and skinny. She has what I call the “white pig girl” face. She just got lucky to get a version of it that wasn’t too bad.

[Anonymous No.57572037]

>>57572012
>>57572016
I think that one dude will put a ring on her finger sometime this year. Judging by how "in love" they are and whatnot. Also there's the whole "kiddie" thing to. She's 34. Clock's ticking down for healthy kid. Plus if she were to retire to be a full on mother well better to go out on top.

[Anonymous No.57572042]

>>57572037
>put a ring on her finger
Kek no. It's all a psyop. Both Travis kelce and Taylor are owned by George soros.

[Anonymous No.57572052]

>>57572037
Kelce is a caveman tier retard, hes probably already cheating on her

[Anonymous No.57572053]

>>57571865
I did the same. The piece of mind you get from knowing you can walk out of you job is priceless. It also makes the job easier in my opinion since you don’t have to stress about it so much.

[Anonymous No.57572073]

>>57572037
Romeo, save me, I've been feeling so alone
I keep waiting for you, but you never come
Is this in my head? I don't know what to think
He knelt to the ground and pulled out a ring
And said, "Marry me, Juliet
You'll never have to be alone
I love you and that's all I really know
I talked to your dad, go pick out a white dress
It's a love story, baby, just say, "Yes"

[Anonymous No.57572082]

>>57571969
It’s not just the “big firms”. My medium to average firm always has a positive reaction to this method.

[Anonymous No.57572086]

>>57572037
Didn’t a study come out and say it was more likely aged male sperm that causes Down syndrome rather than an old eggs?

[Anonymous No.57572093]

>>57572086
She would almost certainly use IVF which screens out chromosomal abnormalities.

[Anonymous No.57572102]

>>57572086
No it's women's fault for being whores. And not recognizing how great I am and how good of a husband and father I'd be.

[Anonymous No.57572104]

how big difference is between accumulating and dividend etf/index in performance?
some time ago some anon said that dividend is better
i ask because dividend is taxed by 15% in my country, but if i sold funds i held for longer than 3 years i don't have to pay tax from it

[Anonymous No.57572107]

>>57572093
brain damage(repeated concussions from playing football) affect sperm viability

[Anonymous No.57572125]

>>57572086
>aged male sperm
Males produce sperm as needed. How would you get aged male sperm? If you want a fresh batch just empty your nutz a day before impregnating a women.

[Anonymous No.57572149]

>>57572125
35 year old men don’t make the good sperms anymore.

[Anonymous No.57572162]

>>57572104
you have to remember most of smg is in NA, also have a lot of tax advantaged accounts
we leafs can even trade options tax-free in a TFSA (just no tax harvesting obviously if it ends in a loss)

dividends dont matter as in it's just a form of shareholder returns, if you DON'T get taxed on them, they can achieve higher returns than the general market, e.g. canadian banks on a timeframe longer than 15 years with dividends re-invested no tax (or at least dividend tax credit)
You re-invest the profits back into more shares for yourself rather than the company burning more cash into ESG bullshit or something

if you get taxed 15% foregin witholding on top of what the companies are already getting taxed on, then maybe you have better risk-reward options in your country

[Anonymous No.57572176]

>>57572104
>>57572162
>dividends dont matter as in it's just a form of shareholder returns,
i should clarify people mean they dont matter as in it's ANOTHER form of shareholder returns, and as long as the underlying business is solid

Apple could have been giving higher dividends instead of share buybacks, and you'd prob end up with same returns unless tax fucks you over (hence why Apple focuses on share buybacks instead), but to be fair even these tech companies like had non-neglible dividends before, even MSFT had close to 3% around 10 years ago

[Anonymous No.57572259]

fucking BAKE already. JESUS CHRIST

[Anonymous No.57572280]

>>57572149
That’s just roastie propaganda. My uncle fathered several children after 35 and they are just fine. He just did it with younger women. Also he’s a great grandfather now.

[Anonymous No.57572285]

>>57570506
>can I learn anything here?

101 ways To Lose Money In the Stock Market by Biz

[Anonymous No.57572293]

>>57572086
there is also a study that children from older men are more intelligent

[Anonymous No.57572294]

>>57572259
Jesus has better things to do then bake your threads. Choose tougher battles

[Anonymous No.57572309]

>>57572086
Invest in MCD

[Anonymous No.57572316]

>>57572293
I think the future will show the optimal relationships will be older men (35 and up) with younger women (20-30)

[Anonymous No.57572326]

baking beacuse youre all lazy fucks

[Anonymous No.57572336]

>>57572326
thread had plenty of life left

[Anonymous No.57572337]

>>57572316
huh ... so humanity did this accidentally right for at least the last 2000 years

[Anonymous No.57572341]

>>57572309
>Commercial Real estate exposure
>deteriorating product with rising prices while customers are becoming more cost conscious
Lol no thanks.

[/smg/ - Stock Market General No.57572342]

>>57572338
>>57572338
>>57572338

[Anonymous No.57572343]

Guys Sara Eisen is still so pretty…..

[Anonymous No.57572364]

>>57572343
Mid at best jewess. Fake blonde, semitic smile. Nothing of any value

[Anonymous No.57572383]

>>57572342
You put /smg/ in the wrong field

[Anonymous No.57572390]

>>57572337
Yup. It’s was feminism and the nu males simps who enabled them that tried to destroy what was proven to work.

[Anonymous No.57573456]

>>57572343
She has a mustache