/GME/ - Jin Vs. Kazuya Edition

[Anonymous !!StNYcNXEJ2q No.57559280]

>Basic Information
https://gme.crazyawesomecompany.com
https://finra-markets.morningstar.com/MarketData/EquityOptions/detail.jsp?query=14%3A0P000002CH
https://gmetimeline.com (up to 2021)

>Daily reminder
streamable.com/bzilp4

>Mandatory study time
>The Everything Short
reddit.com/mgucv2
>^watch-along
youtu.be/AaalT8rn9lc
>Naked Short Selling and Systemic Risk
youtu.be/FCiL4v7_z9E
>Failure to deliver
youtu.be/I0WXg5T3cBE

>SEC 10-K Annual report FY22
news.gamestop.com/node/19991/html
>GameStop Investor Site
investor.gamestop.com

>What will happen if Citadel becomes insolvent?
DTCC with 60T USD, will pay as the final boss with FDIC as the insurance

>Real-Time Trades
https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/GME/latest-real-time-trades
https://eresearch.fidelity.com/eresearch/gotoBL/fidelityTopOrders.jhtml
>Current Trade Halts + Short Restrictions
nasdaqtrader.com/Trader.aspx?id=TradeHalts
nyse.com/markets/nyse-arca/notices

>All other news/DDs/etc
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stag_hunt
https://prospect.org/power/how-the-gamestop-hustle-worked
https://computershared.net/?bot=drsbot
DRS Guide:
reddit.com/ptvaka
Avoid DSPP (more information under legacy links):
sec.gov/about/reports-publications/investor-publications/holding-your-securities-get-the-facts
HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence:
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
SEC GME/meme stocks report:
sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf

DD Compilation:
reddit.com/mnss65
Quarterly Movements, Equity Total Return Swaps, DOOMPs, ITM CALLs, Short Interest, and Futures Roll Periods:
reddit.com/pb22oj
Cellar Boxing:
reddit.com/pmj9yk

>Temporary alliance with reddit and jews to take down other jews, we can go back to hating each other later
>reddit DDs don't take them for fact use your brain
>Check your broker and clearing house to ensure you're not rugpulled

Last time on /GME/: >>57548654

As always:
>sneed hedgies

[Anonymous No.57559289]

>>57559280
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.210 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory

DRS & Computershare
>~75.4 (18.85) million shares 25% total held by Nov. 30, 2023, ~75.4 (18.85) by Aug. 31, 2023, ~76.6 (19.15) by Jun. 1, ~76.0 (19.0) by Mar. 22 Vs Cede & Co
>
>Previously 71.8 (17.95) M shares DRS'd by end of Oct. 29, 2022, 71.3 (17.825) Jul. 30 22, 50.8 (12.7) Apr. 30 22, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29 22
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30, 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Wednesday RRP: 553.055B, 75P = 7.374B per (roughly)
Thursday RRP: 535.705B, 78P = 6.868B per (roughly)
Friday RRP: 569.175B, 80P = 7.115B per (roughly)

>4-for-1 Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend (Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. 21st AH)
investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>2023 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
news.gamestop.com/node/20001/html
>Q3 2023 Earnings 8-K/10-Q
news.gamestop.com/node/20311/html
news.gamestop.com/node/20316/html
>798 pg SEC doc confessions of FIs/MMs/HFs/DCEs/Swaps Counterparties etc on short selling transparency
sec.gov/comments/s7-11-23/s71123-typec.pdf

>100 page comparison DD
https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc

>Legacy links
wallet.gamestop.com
nft.gamestop.com
https://www.gmedd.com/report-model/ (Nov 2021)
>Use archives
Avoid DSPP:
reddit.com/r/DRSyourGME/comments/12pfm9s/
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan 15th, 2021: 226.42%
www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

[Anonymous No.57559298]

>>57559280
thanks baker. WAGMI.

[Anonymous No.57559308]

>>57559298
forgot to mention. logo niggers BTFO. go back to superstonk, niggers.

[Anonymous No.57559324]

When bankruptcy?

[Anonymous No.57559356]

WAGMIsagihime

[Anonymous No.57559428]

>>57559280
New tekken is lookin pretty lit
>>57559298
The usual superstonk suspects. When Rico charges?

[Anonymous No.57559490]

>>57559428
It's all so tiresome. Never, I suspect.

[Anonymous No.57559520]

Have the jannies given up on GME threads? The obvious shill thread has been up and barely used while everyone piled into the real bake

[Anonymous No.57559534]

>>57559520
One of them has Infiltrated the jannies I believe

[Anonymous No.57559543]

>>57559289
Last week:
Monday RRP: 581.410B, 81P = 7.178B per (roughly)
Tuesday RRP: 577.755B, 78P = 7.407B per (roughly)
End of Jan. Wednesday RRP: 615.379B, 82P = 7.505B per (roughly)
Start of Feb. Thursday RRP: 503.548B, 74P = 6.805B per (roughly)
Friday RRP: 513.422B, 80P = 6.418B per (roughly)

>This week:
Monday RRP: 552.289B, 80P = 6.904B per (roughly)
Tuesday RRP: 532.439B, 71P = 7.499B per (roughly)
Wednesday RRP: 553.055B, 75P = 7.374B per (roughly)
Thursday RRP: 535.705B, 78P = 6.868B per (roughly)
Friday RRP: 569.175B, 80P = 7.115B per (roughly)

>>57559298
>>57559356
>>57559428
>Friendly reminder to stay hydrated.
WAGMI.

[Anonymous No.57559549]

some good ass tekken holding this stock

[Anonymous No.57559590]

>>57559534
Yup. I got a three-for-free for reporting the split.

[Anonymous No.57559593]

Logo niggers have finally been proven to be the glowniggers they’ve always been. Now try and remember what other things their head glownig(45) has done in these threads.

[Anonymous No.57559648]

>>57559534
>>57559590
Typical. The faster this happens the better, these parasites are in everything.

[Anonymous No.57559801]

Kek stupid dumbfuck hedgies

[Anonymous No.57559963]

>>57559280
https://chartexchange.com/symbol/nyse-gme/short-volume/
>69.50% short volume.
>63.29% off exchange.

[Anonymous No.57560071]

This is the hedgies last stand
Once the SWAP expires they’d be FUCKED right in their hedgie ASSHOLES
WAGMI soon bros

[Anonymous No.57560154]

>>57559289
What’s >Legacy links
Better just remove them, makes us look bad

[Anonymous No.57560208]

>57560071
Kys promoting this swarthy faggot.

[Anonymous No.57560309]

>>57560071
wut mean

[Anonymous No.57560428]

>>57560309
MOASS is just around the corner baby
WAGMI

[Anonymous No.57560456]

Kek baggots

[Anonymous No.57560483]

Shills are GAY. You either get sexual ehtisfaction from staring at manipulated TA or you take a paycheck to lie on the internet. Tongue my balls and floss with my pubes.

[Anonymous No.57560487]

$20 tomorrow

[Anonymous No.57560494]

>>57560309
Cyberhedge is a shill account and posted this a while back, riling everybody up. It was nothing
This cunt spams it every thread to mock us
see >>57559298

[Anonymous No.57560530]

>>57560494
>us

Kek grouped little faggots

[Anonymous No.57560535]

Friday is the first actual hype date in a while. If the $999,999,999,999,999.99 swap expiration breaks the economy then we MOASS. Cool. I'm more interested in the future where the expiration of a $999,999,999,999,999.99 swap owned by a major bank DOESNT instantly break the economy. What will be the next move? They accumulate more debt and some other sucker takes on a $999,999,999,999,999,999.99 swap? We will soon be seeing cookie clicker-tier numbers in debt owned by major banks. They forget that some of us didn't buy GME just to get rich. For some of us our main reason was to collapse the global economy. For fun.

[Anonymous No.57560652]

>>57560494
All the hedge fund plants were hiding in plain sight, as mods on superstonk and nft fuckboys and “GME elitists” on Twitter

[Anonymous No.57560675]

>>57560652
BBBY is the actual smart as fuck deep fucking value play. the GME elitists are mouthbreathing superstonk shills. the BBBY bashers like jim cramer or the wallstreetbets tards are either not very smart or deliberately shilling for the hedgies, for example they just got rugged on FRC, even stockmasterjay was betting on FRC. it's very important to think for yourself and not fall for the peer pressure (sure there is pressure within the BBBY "cult" but the mainstream sentiment is extremely anti like it was for GME in 2020).

[Anonymous No.57560777]

>>57560675
You're right. The BBBYQ play is too high IQ for me. Prospectuses and butterfly transactions and Delaware subsidiaries and reverse mergers and Certificates of Amendment and warrants and Change of Control and Blocker Provisions. I can't invest in something I don't understand and can't be explained succinctly in just a few words.
GME's float is oversold and needs to be bought by short sellers. That's simple and easy to understand. I think I'm gonna stick with GME.

[Anonymous No.57560828]

>>57560777
I'm still not selling. There is more going on with this stock than meets the eye. Game theory tells me something is in the works. Both GME and BBBY holders are going to make it. Shills will lose their jobs as the financial system collapses around them. I'm looking forward to the increase in divorce rate among finance bros. I'll buy your P911 off you for 50% MSRP soon.

[Anonymous No.57560846]

>>57559280
cool match, i would never play online though

[Anonymous No.57560943]

>>57560777
Checked and pools closed for bbby anyway.

[Anonymous No.57561071]

>>57560828
>I'm still not selling.
You literally can't sell BBBY. Or own it for that matter.

[Anonymous No.57561086]

>>57561071
I saw in the last thread an anon was being dog piled for suggesting the basket stock theory is correct. The basket theory still holds water after all this time. To my knowledge, nothing has disproved it. Now that time has passed, Cohen's now confirmed involvement in BBBY strengthens that argument.

>the ONE stock with idiosyncratic risk

Let's think of the game theory behind this statement. If I was the SEC, GameStop has had to much public attention to ignore. Saying there is one risk, is a way to avoid people hunting for another situation like GameStop. Let me give an example. Hypothetically, you have two bodies in your house. The cops are at the door about to break in. You can either hide both bodies in the same spot or hide them in different spots. Now the cops bust in and catch you literally red handed with one body. Are you going to tell the cops that you have another body hidden somewhere in the house? Fuck no, you are going to lie and say you have only one body(one idiosyncratic risk). I find it hard to believe that only one stock has been over shorted. Considering how greedy wall street is, I wouldn't be surprised if every single stock in the market is fucked up to some degree or another.

Choosing what stocks are in the basket stock is up for debate. However, just because the SEC has said "there is one stock with idiosyncratic risk" does not make it 100% fact. Labeling a stock as a "distraction stock" is a classic divide and conquer technique. I see no issue with people holding positions in basket stock companies. Only a giga autist or shill would suggest holding a single stock. With that being said, I am pure book DRS'd and I will continue you add to my position until moass.

Finally, does anyone have actual proof that Icahn has a fucking short position in GME? I have not seen a single shred of evidence to support this claim. So until there is proof, Icahn does not have a short position in GME.

[Anonymous No.57561095]

>>57561086
Pasta. Stale old pasta.

[Anonymous No.57561130]

Kenny confirmed suicided by plane.

[Anonymous No.57561191]

>>57561130
Sauce?

[Anonymous No.57561201]

>>57561191

[Anonymous No.57561500]

>>57560846
I don't play many fighting games. Of the few I'd probably only try SoulCalibur II online unless you count Smash Brothers.

[Anonymous No.57561545]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dodge_v._Ford_Motor_Co..
https://corpgov.law.harvard.edu/2021/12/01/dodge-v-ford-what-happened-and-why/
>Dodge v. Ford is one corporate law’s iconic decisions, regularly taught in law school and regularly cited as one of corporate law’s core shareholder primacy decisions. Ford Motor slashed its dividend in 1916 and minority stockholders—the Dodge brothers—successfully sued Ford Motor Company for a big dividend payout. Ford had justified skipping the dividend because he sought to do well for employees and America’s car buyers
>every.single.fucking.time.

[Anonymous No.57561665]

>>57561191
Newa tomorrow. Ohio.

[Anonymous No.57561698]

>>57561665

[Anonymous No.57561769]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viMEhOWcxd0

[Anonymous No.57561786]

KEN GRIFFIN CONFIRMED DEAD IN PLANE CRASH

[Anonymous No.57561827]

>>57561786
it's crazy if you think about it, epstein could fake his death to get out of all of it but kenny literally doesn't have the option
haha

[Anonymous No.57561832]

>>57561786
>flying from Ohio State University's airport
probably not him
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/local/2024/02/09/plane-crash-in-collier-county-shuts-southbound-interstate-lanes/72542174007/

[Anonymous No.57561910]

>>57561832
stop looking into those pesky details goyim.
https://twitter.com/Cancelcloco/status/1751008200198107281

[Anonymous No.57562052]

See you all Monday!

[Anonymous No.57562141]

>>57559280
>spamming/flooding

[Anonymous No.57562328]

>>57562141
sneeding/chucking

[Anonymous No.57562425]

kek dumbfuck weekend baggies

[Anonymous No.57562812]

>>57562141
Sneed

[Anonymous No.57562930]

THE BELL TOLLS FOR THEE, KENNETH

[Anonymous No.57563113]

Earnings are going to be spicy, I can feel it in my plums

[Anonymous No.57563128]

>>57563113
>if only you knew how spicy that butthole will be

[Anonymous No.57563139]

>>57563128
my butthole is ready

[Anonymous No.57563197]

I hope when we all make the bag that you fucks are on the news building cool shit and causing havoc.

[Anonymous No.57563272]

>>57563139
Gentlefrens, present arms!

[Anonymous No.57563274]

>>57563197
There will be a private luxury spin-gravity space station for the thousand-share club.

[Anonymous No.57563296]

We must destroy the hedgie line of chicanery. Lend me your strength.

[Anonymous No.57563402]

>>57563274
I'd never get in that death trap with morons who held gme with me.

[Anonymous No.57563609]

>>57561500
SC2 was hype with spawn on xbox, link on gamecube, and heihachi on ps. Smash with friends is fantastic, but the online's lobby style and net code were tough to get around.
>checked

[Anonymous No.57563673]

>>57563128
Dividend time, bros?

[Anonymous No.57563698]

>>57563673
I always loved a turtleneck

[Anonymous No.57563706]

>>57563698
Me too

[Anonymous No.57563709]

>>57563128
>ten cent dividend mysteriously costs hedgies a billion dollars to pay out
>voop goes the collateral

[Anonymous No.57563805]

>>57563709
>>57563128
>>57563139
>>57563673


>unprofitable company
>thinks they have money to give out

Ahahahahahahaha

[Anonymous No.57563836]

>57563805
>he doesn't know

[Anonymous No.57563840]

>>57563805
see
>>57563128
That means not only full year profit but a boon. You fail at the most basic of intellectual checks

[Anonymous No.57563856]

Hedgies are in some serious denial right now. They genuinely cannot accept that GameStop can be a successful company. They've churned out so much anti GameStop propaganda they must have gotten too high off of their own supply. How sad.

[Anonymous No.57563884]

>>57563856
>appear strong when you are weak
they know it's over

[Anonymous No.57563919]

>>57563884
I am kekking Griffins Disney holidays

[Anonymous No.57563991]

A profitable year, perhaps?
How will shills ever recover?

[Anonymous No.57564011]

>>57563919
>NO EXPENSE SPARED

[Anonymous No.57564032]

Turtlenecks are for trannies trying to cover their Adam's apple or abuse victims hiding marks on their throat

[Anonymous No.57564038]

>>57564032
>t.

[Anonymous No.57564066]

>>57563919
I bet he doesn't even offer complimentary coke

[Anonymous No.57564091]

>57564032
>fat fuck who doesn't have the figure or the charisma to pull of looking sophisticated while wearing a turtleneck
Your post has a strong aura of jealousy

[Anonymous No.57564113]

>>57564011
>>57564066
checked

[Anonymous No.57564121]

>>57564113
kekked

[Anonymous No.57564123]

>>57564038
>>57564091
These niggers think they look like Archer but really they look like Cyril

[Anonymous No.57564226]

>>57563805
>unprofitable
Check the earnings, sweaty.

[Anonymous No.57564241]

>>57563272
>>57563296
THE OPPRESSORS MUST DIE

[Anonymous No.57564249]

How hilarious would it be if Ryan swinged the ARM and NVDA liquidity pumps?

[Anonymous No.57564307]

Muh dividend

Ahahahahahahaahahahaha

[Anonymous No.57564319]

>>57564249
>earnings report now shows $2B cash on hand
>balance sheet says only 'proceeds from investments'
>refuses to elaborate

[Anonymous No.57564345]

>>57564249
that nigger started investing the moment he could under NDA's or whatever but it's all under the radar, until it isn't. Gamestop is going to move into the next chapter post profitability. I wonder what Ryan invested the money in, he much have got profit out of it and what companies did he buy?

[Anonymous No.57564441]

>>57563706
>Me too

[Anonymous No.57564478]

>>57564345
They don't call him Ruggin' Ryan Cohen for nothing.

[Anonymous No.57564495]

>>57564478
Your right, they don't. Normal people aren't pillow fucking trannoids and only those people would use a phrase like that

[Anonymous No.57564556]

When do I get my wu tang NFT?

[Anonymous No.57564561]

>>57564345
I think you know the answer to that already.

[Anonymous No.57564572]

>>57564561
buying puts on citadel and virtu would be the biggest kek

[Anonymous No.57564612]

>>57564495
Did you not get out of BBBYQ when he did?

[Anonymous No.57564734]

>>57564478
who calls him that? the voices in your head?

[Anonymous No.57564777]

did the shills abandon the "logo" thread?

[Anonymous No.57565022]

>>57564777
Logo threads were proven to be bad faith actors trying to wrest control of our /comfy/ bakes from our beloved Aile

[Anonymous No.57565158]

>>57565022
>logotranny bakes have BBBYQ keywords embedded in the image and/or the OP
>logotanny bakes shill the Cyber Hedge twitter account
>Cyber Hedge twitter account put out a call for help on twitter to manage his logotranny bakes
>logotranny bakes lose steam
>BBBYQ generals now getting slid off the catalogue without hitting bump limits due to lack of activity
>shill activity in general also drops
In the end, I was right.

[Anonymous No.57565170]

>>57565158
Don't forgot he got caught colluding with PalladiumShekels on Twitter.

[Anonymous No.57565193]

>>57565170
>shit on Ailee for being a big tranny (4u)
>collude with another tranny
What was his endgame

[Anonymous No.57565212]

>>57565193
Considering he's got a sandnigger IQ and got caught posting from a fucking Iranian timezone, probably nothing good.

[Anonymous No.57565359]

>>57565193
I still don’t understand why he was so driven to bake. It was incredibly obvious the moment 45 came out as a logonigger that something was up. Honestly I don’t understand how there was still any support for this faggot after he posted picrel. Literally nothing else glowed more than that threat.

[Anonymous No.57565394]

>>57565359
In hindsight, the whole logo-faggotry was only a 4 month old psyop, a mere blimp in the vast and expansive lore of the GME Saga.

[Anonymous No.57565417]

>>57565394
It's less about the duration but more about the intensity and brazenness.

[Anonymous No.57565479]

>>57565394
>>57565417
>more about the intensity and brazenness.
100% this. The logoniggery was considered a psyop almost immediately but the persisted in a way that was shocking. They literally wouldn’t move on to another psyop like they have all the other times they’ve been outted. It felt almost like they absolutely needed to control the threads or else.

[Anonymous No.57565537]

What's it like being a GME baggie in 2024? Is it as comfy as the GME shills say it is?

[Anonymous No.57565539]

>>57565479
The anons who said they ran out of ideas and just decided to be annoying were right. When your psyops can’t change anything, may as well try to be annoying and see if that does anything. Also speaks to the seethe kek.

[Anonymous No.57565559]

>>57565479
One thing I will never understand, why they couldn't just keep their fucking mouths shut? I'm sure most people would have lost interest within the first year or two if they hadn't tried so hard to psyop gamestop. But because they had to do damage control they only amplified the whole thing. The world really is ran by retarded boomers who can't cope with the changing times.

[Anonymous No.57565561]

>iranian time zone
kek

[Anonymous No.57565565]

>>57565539
Maybe. He’s currently admitting to being a hedgie in his logo thread now. Kek.

[Anonymous No.57565587]

>>57565561
I was there, 3000 years ago

[Anonymous No.57565595]

>>57565559
It's the flaw in sentiment based market manipulation, they can't handle the default state of indifference being HOLD instead of SELL. They have no choice but to try riling us up. Remember Anthony Spearchucker of Poop Capital?
>Diamond hands is not how stocks work.
That was an ADMISSION. They have no way of messing with retailers who can DCA, average down, etc. and HODL.

[Anonymous No.57565694]

>>57565595
It's even funnier that Chukumba literally said to blindly sell. Doesn't get any clearer than that.

[Anonymous No.57565698]

>>57560494
fucking lol

[Anonymous No.57565744]

>>57565595
I miss this lil nigger like you wouldn't believe

[Anonymous No.57565753]

How is this faggot not a full on meme by now? Post your best SpearChucker memes

[Anonymous No.57565758]

>>57565595
>Remember Anthony Spearchucker of Poop Capital?
remember the price GME was trading at on the day kingnigger told redditniggers to sell kikestop?
kek baggies

[Anonymous No.57565781]

>>57565753
He's been on the wall of shame for a while now

[Anonymous No.57565790]

What was being discussed when the reddit/twitter troon thread splitting brigade started. Are they just trying to forum slide or trying to push something new?

[Anonymous No.57565796]

>>57565790
bbby

[Anonymous No.57565808]

>>57565790
Heat lamp, swaps, NFT stuff.

[Anonymous No.57565829]

>>57565790
Bbby shares were being cancelled(recalled). 45 was engaged in an endless war of calling anyone who disagreed with him Keith.

[Anonymous No.57565850]

>baggies trying to cope with the fact that they got BTFO spearchuckumbawumba

[Anonymous No.57565897]

Buying GME was the worst descision i ever made. Reminder that the baggies in here were the ones telling you not to sell when the price was 300. Just hodl bros.

[Anonymous No.57565924]

>>57565829
>cancelled(recalled)
Retard

[Anonymous No.57565940]

Why didn't RC answer this shareholder as he requested? Instead GS lawyers shut down the proposal

[Anonymous No.57566006]

>>57565850
>>57565897
>>57565924
>>57565940
kek, here's a (you) you attention starved faggots
>"There's too much positive discussion! Quick, call them baggies en masse!"
very organic shillsisters

[Anonymous No.57566044]

>>57566006
Not buying your bags gmejeet

[Anonymous No.57566053]

>>57566044
then leave the thread and go elsewhere. It's real easy. We both know you won't though

[Anonymous No.57566058]

>>57566006
Go tend to your own general so it doesn't die again.

[Anonymous No.57566075]

>>57566006
>nigger tells you to sell
>don't sell
>price dumps
>baggies confirmed dumber than niggers
sasuga

[Anonymous No.57566081]

>57565924

[Anonymous No.57566094]

UPS reported a 2billion dollar loss and is firing 12000 people.
Why is nobody ordering from Gamestop??????

[Anonymous No.57566147]

>>57566094
BagStop uses DoorDash and FedEx in my area

[Anonymous No.57566163]

>>57566053
How about instead you and the rest of the gmeshill reddit faggots pack up and go back to where you came from and stop shitting up the catalog?

[Anonymous No.57566171]

>57566163
No. Keep seething.

[Anonymous No.57566182]

>>57566171
Jew worshipping redditor detected

[Anonymous No.57566189]

>>57566171
kek baggie

[Anonymous No.57566211]

>57566182
I bought most of my shares before I even knew who Ryan Cohen was.

[Anonymous No.57566217]

>>57566163
>p-p-please stop t-t-talking about g-guh gamuuu stapuuu! PREEEEASE
where do you think you are retard?

[Anonymous No.57566235]

>>57566211
>expecting literally anyone itt to believe that
>he bought when the price was like 3 fucking dollars pre-split and his bag wasn't big enough to wagmi off the 150-bagger so instead he became a 3+ year long bagholder and has been battling le heckin shils on /gme/ every day since
kek baggie

[Anonymous No.57566254]

>>57566211
>I bought most of my shares before I even knew who Ryan Cohen was.
so did everyone else here
Kek baggies!!

[Anonymous No.57566282]

>57566235
>his bag wasn't big enough to wagmi off the 150-bagger
lol lmao. He still doesn’t get what this is actually about.

[Anonymous No.57566286]

>>57565940
This is the most cringe shit I've ever read.

[Anonymous No.57566296]

i bought all my shares in 2020 and i've never been on reddit or twitter or read any "DD" and i've never looked at a gamestop earnings report and i don't know the names of a single member of the c-suite of board

anyways moass is tomorrow, buy hodl drs, ape together strong and always remember that talk is cheap, it takes money to buy whiskey

[Anonymous No.57566308]

>>57566282
>donating all his money to a shitposting trust-fund jewish billionaire with a high school diploma to own le hedgies

[Anonymous No.57566311]

>>57566235
MOASS was never about the money. It's about us destroying wall street. The little guy will win. MOASS was also about the frens we made along. Something bigger than money. You wouldn't understand pajeet

[Anonymous No.57566315]

>another episode of the mentally ill hyper-obsessed onlyfans addict

[Anonymous No.57566320]

>>57566311
>pajeet
>the last cry of the broken-baggroid
if you choose to reply again you get to pick one of the following two options
>1) "thanks, filtered" *doesn't actually filter*
>2) "you're not actually Him." *lying*
thanks

[Anonymous No.57566328]

When Bagstop reports a loss and no stocks purchased what will be the new cope when GME hits $10 by end of March

[Anonymous No.57566332]

>>57566315
>the onlyfans cope
>can't fathom a world where a conventionally attractive man has a roster of slampigs
>t. ugly
ouch

[Anonymous No.57566339]

>57566308
This level of seethe is truly inexplicable.

[Anonymous No.57566350]

>>57566328
>when bagstop reports a loss
not happening retard
gme will post a profit because ryan is an absolute god at shutting down this company at a fucking breakneck speed
gme will still hit single digits though
maximum keks will be had
shills AND baggies will be in utter shambles
only Chadshill gets the last laugh
sasuga

[Anonymous No.57566358]

Tranny sparkles and jellypenis tripling down on debonking heat lamp
https://twitter.com/PlatnumSparkles/status/1756162709479948429?t=9So3yMnUczBfpVvh8LiuZg&

https://dismal-jellyfish.com/gamestop-debunks-heat-lamp/s=19

We truly must be closer than ever even with the mask off chat leaks they still feel compelled to debonk this

[Anonymous No.57566360]

>>57566339
>accurate portrayal of the situation
>"you...you're seething"
KEK

[Anonymous No.57566366]

>57566360
Did Ryan Cohen bully you in high school?

[Anonymous No.57566374]

>he doesn’t know how I know it’s onlyfans

[Anonymous No.57566376]

>>57566366
>No. Keep seething.
>I bought most of my shares before I even knew who Ryan Cohen was.
>lol lmao. He still doesn’t get what this is actually about.
>This level of seethe is truly inexplicable.
>Did Ryan Cohen bully you in high school?

[Anonymous No.57566385]

Who had bets on cia

[Anonymous No.57566389]

>>57566374
>jerks himself off instead of posting le heckin proof
KEK

[Anonymous No.57566391]

>>57566376
you ever gonna post another hand pic with an updated date?
>inb4 muh identity

[Anonymous No.57566400]

>>57566391
>still begging for more pics of another man
>tries to ignore >>57566075
oh baggies...

[Anonymous No.57566402]

>>57566389
also I'm not sure you're in a position to tell people they're the ones jerking themselves off

[Anonymous No.57566409]

Let's take a quick second to be realistic here. Hedge funds offer nothing to society. Their whole purpose is to syphon funds from anywhere they can into the pockets of the wealthy. They will do whatever they can, no matter how underhanded it is, to make money. They will kill companies and put people out of jobs to make money. This is not acceptable. So to go out of your way to defend the actions of hedge funds to anonymous strangers is not normal. Normal people do not do this. Hedge funds are objectively evil. This is not up for debate.

[Anonymous No.57566415]

>>57566402
sorry baggie but opinion discarded until you address >>57566075

[Anonymous No.57566429]

>he doesn’t realize his responses reveal the truth for all to see
>he will keep revealing even more despite knowing this

[Anonymous No.57566434]

>>57566409
>hedge funds offer nothing to society
they make redditors itt seethe which is pretty fucking funny

[Anonymous No.57566442]

>>57566409
Truly bizarre behavior. Siding with a hedge fund/market maker over a small videos game pawnshop. For free.

[Anonymous No.57566443]

>>57566429
>won't post le heckin truth
nigger

[Anonymous No.57566446]

>57566415
kek desperate for attention

[Anonymous No.57566456]

>>57566446
>constantly gives me attention

[Anonymous No.57566466]

>>57566446
He already ran out of cash this month to pay girls to chat with him.

[Anonymous No.57566471]

>>57566429
>>57566446

Buy more or shut the fuck up rodent. Post buys. Post portfolio

[Anonymous No.57566472]

>>57566409
Hedge funds would be a lot more tolerable if short selling was banned. Short selling is objectively bad for markets, and hedge funds are evil for using short selling.
>but muh price discovery
Protecting people from scam companies by lowering the value of people's investments before the value of their investments goes down is a retarded argument that only works on people who don't know how markets work.

[Anonymous No.57566482]

>>57565790
ryans involvement in bbby and how teddy ties to both gme/bbby. My guess is they controlled the bake to censor DD relating to it like they did on superstonk

[Anonymous No.57566494]

>>57566358
that profile image looks AI generated

[Anonymous No.57566508]

>>57566466
>won't post a single post of evidence
i accept your concession
>>57566471
>baggies getting BTFO by fellow baggies
>"guys stop being FAGGOTS you're making us look bad??"
KEK
>>57566472
>muh short selling bad
if you shorted gamestop when niggerwumba told you to you'd be up bigly right now instead of defending your jewish bags on biz kek

[Anonymous No.57566520]

>>57566358
does this nigger seriously have his own website?

[Anonymous No.57566522]

>>57566358
The Direct Stock itself is not fraudulent. It's the way (((they))) use fractional shares is the problem. Retard shareholders are off target.

[Anonymous No.57566530]

>he still doesn’t know how I know and is begging itt to know how I know

[Anonymous No.57566543]

out of curiosity, what are some average, let's say, 5 year prospects on various types of investments, from basically risk-free to altcoin tier stocks?

[Anonymous No.57566546]

>>57566530
>bro you just gotta believe me bro i'll le heckin dox you bro please believe me
like all baggies you're a massive pussy who will never do shit and therefore your opinion is now discarded until further notice

[Anonymous No.57566559]

>he thinks this has anything to do with knowing his personal information and not the one thing that gives away his larp
>he thinks he can simply stop giving me (you)s
sasuga

[Anonymous No.57566584]

>>57566442
>he thinks siding with a billionaire jewish investor who has done nothing but cut employee benefits is any better
Reddit moment

[Anonymous No.57566593]

>>57566559
>doesn't know i won't just call him a nigger until he does something about it
nigger

[Anonymous No.57566598]

>>57566472
I can agree with that. As far as I'm concerned, the stock market should ONLY be about buying and selling shares. No shorting and no options. Make it strictly about investing and make it nothing like a casino.

[Anonymous No.57566610]

so much came to light in this thread they had to come out and start shilling

[Anonymous No.57566613]

>It's another episode of forum sliding by being an annoying (you) whore
He's going to reply to this post with a smug air of superiority, isn't he?

[Anonymous No.57566618]

>>57566610
>so much came to light in this thread they had to come out and start shilling

[Anonymous No.57566623]

>>57566613
>He's going to reply to this post with a smug air of superiority, isn't he?
there's no air about it
i simply am superior

[Anonymous No.57566660]

>baggies all tuckered out

[Anonymous No.57566691]

>>57566320
Ah the Niggerfaggot imitator.

[Anonymous No.57566706]

>57566660
>he's working overtime on a weekend

[Anonymous No.57566714]

>>57559280
>i told you to sell
>i won

[Anonymous No.57566728]

>>57566691
>bros if i just keep claiming it's not really him then he'll either dox himself or stop posting bros i swear
you can call me Chadshill 2: Gustavo's Boogaloo

[Anonymous No.57566748]

>>57566728
We can see the posting history of that file, Niggerfaggot posted it exactly once. Then suddenly a month after you started using it.

[Anonymous No.57566759]

>>57566748
>change filename back
>post again
>baggies BTFO
kek

[Anonymous No.57566762]

Shill presence in /k/ is noticeably low. The fuck is happening.

[Anonymous No.57566789]

>>57566762
>platinum sparkles and dorito man leave SS
>SEC dodging phone calls about MMLTP
>Other SS mods keep putting out anti-book posts like anybody asked
>Articles coming out about banks bracing for a crash
>CringePajeet shitting up the thread doubletime
Habbening soon I guess

[Anonymous No.57566790]

>>57566762
Ukraine lost

[Anonymous No.57566794]

>>57566762
Russian shills are getting BTFO after the Tucker-Putin interview.

[Anonymous No.57566795]

>>57566759
Yeah you're full of shit, pale imitation of Niggerfaggot.

[Anonymous No.57566803]

>>57566790
Kek they are realizing

[Anonymous No.57566804]

>>57566795
>Yeah you're full of shit, pale imitation of Niggerfaggot.

[Anonymous No.57566811]

>>57566794
Top kek no

[Anonymous No.57566822]

>>57566795
>pale
swarthy

[Anonymous No.57566835]

Wow Ivan and Dimitri are actually here.

[Anonymous No.57566862]

>>57566789
I like how the team running the tranny's account had to come out of hiding to instantly have all the knowledge they deemed necessary to debonk mmltp even though the author had valid counter arguments then steps down from being a mod for "irl obligations" but still has to continue to try to debonk heat lamp
>Verification not required

[Anonymous No.57566863]

>>57566714
Why is this jew desperate to get me to sell

[Anonymous No.57566875]

>>57566863
Im no jew

[Anonymous No.57566883]

>>57566862
>Don't ask questions btw

[Anonymous No.57566919]

>>57566883
Reminds me of how trimbath trooned out at the ledger on the deleted sub screaming doxxing and ignoring heat lamp but conveniently getting it censored

[Anonymous No.57566959]

Am I getting paid for my 10 MMTLP or what?

[Anonymous No.57566968]

>>57566409
>redditor doesn't realize he just explicitly described jewish behavior while simultaneously worshipping his jewish billionaire CEO
hahahahahahaha

[Anonymous No.57566986]

>>57566968
saved

[Anonymous No.57566992]

>>57566959
AMC3sisters we will be eating good soon

[Anonymous No.57567017]

>>57566919
DRS PURE BOOK GME is the slow knife that penetrates the shield.

[Anonymous No.57567042]

>>57566968
Good job agent, screeching "reddit! Jew!" Into the void over and over will surely work this time. Autists who are both anonymous and don't care about majority opinion are obviously the most succeptible to standard normie consensus tactics.

[Anonymous No.57567052]

>>57567042
good job pajeet, dismissing these comments will surely trick gullible /biz/raleis to buying your -80% bags

[Anonymous No.57567082]

>>57567052
>The new tactic is to call everyone else in the thread a pajeet because shills are tired of being called indian
There's a reason this is a dedicated thread, genius. I'm sure you're here out of the kindness of your heart

[Anonymous No.57567088]

>>57566385
Bladnum Zbargles! :DDD

[Anonymous No.57567114]

>>57567082
He’s been doing this for months.

[Anonymous No.57567175]

https://www.sbsun.com/2024/02/10/helicopter-crashes-in-remote-desert-area-of-san-bernardino-county-6-missing/
IT KEEPS HAPPENING

[Anonymous No.57567182]

>>57567114
And he'll keep doing it so long as this thread exists. He's our slave. A little pet chihuahua eagerly waiting at the door whenever we come in. Annoying when he yips at you but at the same time endearing in his excitment. Then you spend the day primarily ignoring him, or occasionally taking him outside to play fetch for awhile, knowing he'll eagerly run after that little tennis ball every time we throw it until you get bored.

And then one day he'll die suddenly from heartworms because he drank stagnant water from a puddle years back.

[Anonymous No.57567198]

>>57559280
GameStop is a terrible stock. Like a hot girl at a party she got all used up by the fellas. Now shes just alone and desperate.

[Anonymous No.57567307]

>>57565537

Feels good enough to fuck your mother.

[Anonymous No.57567341]

>>57559280
Stupid fucking "battle for $14" baggies lmao

[Anonymous No.57567378]

>>57559280
I haven't posted here in years, but I would like to say something. I know no one will like it.
There were never any naked shorts. The float is not owned 100 times over.
Nothing has triggered MOASS.
Remember the expiring swaps? Nothing happened.
Remember the stock div? Nothing happened.
If there were billions of naked shorts, you would think someone would have confirmed it by now with some kind of documents. No one has. I still own shares and won't sell. But I think everyone was wrong about this.

[Anonymous No.57567398]

if you hold gme you're a nigger
change my mind (you can't)

[Anonymous No.57567408]

>>57567378
>Remember the expiring swaps? Nothing happened.
>Remember the stock div? Nothing happened.
Both things that only shills hyped up so that when nothing inevitably came of it they could point to it and go "See! It didn't cause MOASS so the whole thing is fake!". Another example of this would be the Ides of March 11th hype date

[Anonymous No.57567426]

>57567398
>30pbtid

[Anonymous No.57567432]

>57567378

[Anonymous No.57567447]

>>57567378
Documentation like 798 pg SEC doc confessions of FIs/MMs/HFs/DCEs/Swaps Counterparties etc on short selling transparency?
sec.gov/comments/s7-11-23/s71123-typec.pdf

[Anonymous No.57567473]

>57567426
>31pbtid

[Anonymous No.57567526]

>>57567426
>>57567473
Worse, 30+ pbtid pretending to be Niggerfaggot when he clearly isn't.

[Anonymous No.57567609]

>32

[Anonymous No.57567624]

>>57567447
oh, you like SEC documentation?
what do you think of this SEC report done specifically on gamestop that shows the shorts closing?

[Anonymous No.57567662]

>>57567624
inb4
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU LEFT OUT THE PART WHERE THEY SAID SOMETHING ABOUT BLAH BLAH BLAH *FART*

[Anonymous No.57567666]

>>57567662
Why do you pretend to be Niggerfaggot?

[Anonymous No.57567732]

>>57567624
>While a short squeeze did not appear to be the main driver of events, and a gamma squeeze less likely, the episode highlights the role and potential impact of short selling and short covering.

Also the sec doc I linked highlights SWAPs being used to hide short positions, as well as several bankers admitting to fraud (ie. naked short selling) but you knew that already.

[Anonymous No.57567734]

>>57567378
>I haven't posted here in years,
sure you haven't
>but I would like to say something. I know no one will like it.
you can say literally anything and we won't like it, you smell.
>There were never any naked shorts. The float is not owned 100 times over.
> see pic, also nice Pilpul you abomination.
>Nothing has triggered MOASS.
nothing yet*
>Remember the expiring swaps? Nothing happened.
Maybe if you keep reminding about the swaps you spammed nonstop, somthing will happen.
>Remember the stock div? Nothing happened.
I got three-for-free
>If there were billions of naked shorts, you would think someone would have confirmed it by now with some kind of documents. No one has. I still own shares and won't sell. But I think everyone was wrong about this.
Only one of these statements deserves scrutiny, the other two are straight up lies. Ill let you figure out which ;0

[Anonymous No.57567759]

>>57567662
>StNYcNXEJ2q

[Anonymous No.57567792]

>>57567732
>admitting to fraud
>still alive
all you need to know to confirm every theory past present or future

[Anonymous No.57567807]

>57567666
>34

[Anonymous No.57567810]

>>57567732
hey man i already covered you on this right here >>57567662
kek baggie

[Anonymous No.57567814]

>>57567807
>34 pbtid pretending to be Niggerfaggot.
>Can't post a hand pick ss he knows it'll out him as brown.

[Anonymous No.57567815]

>>57567732
>UHH BUT WHATABOUT THIS REDDIT COPE????
lmfao. the shorts closed. the SEC told us that years ago.
cope for me piggie.

[Anonymous No.57567836]

>>57567792
>surely everyone who admits to fraud is going to die
I thought the "ebil hedgies" you like to mock us for weren't that bad?

>ad hominem attacks
holy fucking cope guys you really have nothing

[Anonymous No.57567839]

>36

[Anonymous No.57567878]

>>57567836
but you're still here for some reason

[Anonymous No.57567887]

>>57567878
As is everyone trying to get me to sell

[Anonymous No.57567888]

>>57567836
oh wait you're on my team lol (they're still here for some reason)

[Anonymous No.57567893]

>37

[Anonymous No.57567896]

>>57567887
sorry <3 wagmi, verification not required

[Anonymous No.57567900]

>>57567888
kek
inb4 shill bake at 280 all this wannabe niggerfaggot spam has been for

[Anonymous No.57567910]

>>57567900
Logofaggot's bake is still up kek. No one wants to go there.

[Anonymous No.57567927]

>>57567910
yeah but they're trying to nock this off the catalogue so they can replace it

[Anonymous No.57567932]

>57567900
>inb4 no moass

[Anonymous No.57567979]

>>57567927
no im just a retard. If this thread gets finished soon, I cant wait to see the seethe on the logonigger thread when we go through 3 StNY threads while they have to keep bumping their own to keep it from falling off the board.

[Anonymous No.57568168]

I have had it with this stock. Day after day for three years and I haven’t seen any profit. I’m in the red so deep I’m throwing in the towel. I don’t want to be on this rollercoaster ride anymore. Why the hell did I let others convince myself to short this stock….

[Anonymous No.57568181]

>>57568168
Red on every chart. If you haven't made money shorting this stock you deserve the rope

[Anonymous No.57568199]

>>57568181
>Red on every chart.
https://chartexchange.com/symbol/nyse-gme/short-volume/
Wonder where that liquidity comes from.

[Anonymous No.57568272]

[Anonymous No.57568288]

>>57568199
Kek extremely red rodents

[Anonymous No.57568294]

>>57568199

[Anonymous No.57568311]

>>57568272
Kek extremely red jannies

[Anonymous No.57568312]

>>57566520
>this
these

[Anonymous No.57568519]

Buckle up, baby.

[Anonymous No.57568934]

>57567932
>Nerd in my butt id

[Anonymous No.57569042]

>took the entire thread to come up with that

[Anonymous No.57569052]

>>57569042
It took you 5 weeks to start imitating Niggerfaggot.

[Anonymous No.57569058]

>thinking anyone itt believes your only cope against me

[Anonymous No.57569074]

>>57567432
Kek

[Anonymous No.57569078]

>>57569058
>Oh no I totally decided to rename the file 1662400511723026
>Hehe lol, I'm so quirky with that name.

[Anonymous No.57569121]

>>57569078
>in the mood to rile up baggots on a nice sunny summer day two years ago
>write on hand, take pic, post to 4chinz
>"yeah maybe i shouldn't be posting myself on fucking 4chan kek oh well" *delete picture*
>baggots lose their fucking mind over the hand pic
>realize that gamecucks are massive pussies that will never actually do anything ever
>resave pic into my 4chan folder
>baggots use this for copium literally two years later
>"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU'RE LYING NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
sasuga

[Anonymous No.57569142]

>>57569121
And you won't take another photo which only tells us that'd out you.

To the real Niggerfaggot's credit he is white, while you're clearly not if you can't replicate it.

[Anonymous No.57569145]

>thinking anyone itt believes your only cope against me

[Anonymous No.57569149]

>>57569145
Put it to a vote, chuck me a (you) if you think this is a Niggerfaggot impersonator.

[Anonymous No.57569157]

>>57569149

[Anonymous No.57569177]

You’re both faggots desu

[Anonymous No.57569201]

>thread so dead zero that zero baggots can come to the rescue

[Anonymous No.57569210]

i remember the days when there would be two bakes a day through the weekend because everybody wanted to kek hedgies and talk about what they'd spend their MOASS money on

this is just sad now

[Anonymous No.57569212]

>one more

[Anonymous No.57569221]

[Anonymous No.57569278]

Kek keithies

[Anonymous No.57569496]

>Thread now primed for shill bake by cringepajeet
see you tomorrow faggots
see you tonight Indians

[Anonymous No.57569586]

Cyberbro can you bake a new one pls or i make a dark one first?

[Anonymous No.57570242]

>>57569496
Well he hasn't yet.

[Anonymous No.57570300]

>>57567734
226% short interest recorded at 3 dollars post-split? But the current price is 14.50?

Hedgie bros can you help me out? Is 3 dollers higher or lower than 14.50 dollars? I can't figure it out?

[Anonymous No.57570429]

>>57570242
about 20 posts got mysteriously jannied, including or exclusively his I dunno I'm too lazy to check

[Anonymous No.57570497]

>>57570429
Mostly the Niggerfaggot impersonator's. Probably the spamming.

[Anonymous No.57570619]

First Citizens (Ticker:FCNCA) bought Silicon Valley Ban's assets and liabilities in 2023 during the banking crisis. With the Bank Term Lending Program ceasing on the 12th of March 2024, experts are predicting the collapse will resume.

It is showing a near-identical chart to Lehman Brothers before it's collapse during the Global Financial Crisis!

[Anonymous No.57570672]

>>57567979
>we
>StNY
Mentioning himself lmfao

[Anonymous No.57570705]

>cant tripfag correctly
>cant bake accurately
>refusal to follow bump limit
>but most of all, i can feel the electrons leaping out at me emmiting the raw hatred from the inability to call faggots antisemitic
>you will never fit in
>you will never be a human

[Anonymous No.57570812]

>>57570705
>Support a tripfag on a waving basket forum
>Say they must be a way to bake properly
>Fix bumplimit by himself
> :^)
> Say I have to fit with (((them)))
> Christ is king and love supply and demand

[Anonymous No.57570825]

>>57570812
He's demonstrably an outsider.

[Anonymous No.57570835]

>>57570825
>We

[Anonymous No.57570843]

>>57570835
He, I never said we or us.

[Anonymous No.57570898]

>>57570843
You just said
Kek (((troon)))

[Anonymous No.57570915]

>>57570619
They'll push it back like options reporting. That they were allowed to can kick for a year even is egregious.

[Anonymous No.57571065]

>>57570915
That's going to need some Kate Hikes, making the debt bubble worse, printing more money out the window alongside it.

A "Soft bailout", if you will. Except the taxation is taken from buying power since the Kate Hikes won't match how much needs to be printed.

Pic related, Yellen HAS to print to keep the banks afloat, and Powell HAS to Kate Hikes to combat the printing. It's all borrowed time and the longer time is borrowed, the more of a shredded mess the corpse will be.

[Anonymous No.57571068]

Just bought 2000 more shares!! WAGMI!!

[Anonymous No.57571325]

>>57570705
I feel it too. I can almost smell it. Truly visceral knowing.

[Anonymous No.57571615]

>>57571325
You gotta shower at least once a week bro

[Anonymous No.57571671]

>>57571065
I know making up antisemitic euphemisms is like this board's most degenerate pastime, but I don't know what ooooooooh rate hikes.
I though they said they weren't doing that. Or is that what Powell meant when he said banks are gonna fail.
>Powell flies into Kenny's wife's window
>"Oh, J Pow! Did you bring rate hikes?"
>"Honey, you and I are gonna hike the rates."
>*Barry White plays*

[Anonymous No.57571675]

>>57560071
but it expired already see 15th december

[Anonymous No.57571758]

>>57571671
>Increase rates = Debt bubble explodes, widespread defaults, banking collapses, "Hard landing"
>Decrease rates = Inflation explodes, every rate decrease shows a collapse in stock prices, banking collapse from the dollar value melting away, "Soft landing"
So they are forced to give near no interest loans to banks while hate ki- I mean, hike rates. Even the slightest back peddling and it all comes tumbling down.

[Anonymous No.57571814]

Hedgechads I'm so tired. Why won't this stupid company die? My shorts have been crabbing for months and Ken won't answer my calls

[Anonymous No.57571818]

>>57571758
>t. YouTube financial education

Dek dumbfuck deekend daggies

[Anonymous No.57571827]

>>57571814
-40%
>crabbing

Ahahahahahahahahaa. Thanks missa Cohen!

[Anonymous No.57571936]

>>57571827
>implying I opened all my shorts at the top of the chart
These autists would have wrung me dry had vlad (pbuh) not fucked the goyim

[Anonymous No.57572023]

>>57568519
All time gif for knowers. Apparently chief choboon may have bought the float worth in bonds at $12 back in 2022 pre bankruptcy kek hence the meadows 10.8 claim and the additional. Explain how such rampant shorting could happen in this scenario? It’s very odd for companies who do stock buy backs to go into bankruptcy. How could such a series of events transpire without massive naked short selling and collusion? Oh shill sisters not like this.

[Anonymous No.57572055]

>jannies doing it for free
those bags must be pretty heavy you fucking bagholding tranny faggot kek

[Anonymous No.57572079]

>>57571936
if every baggot bought the bottom then every hedgechad shorted the top

[Anonymous No.57572274]

Unleash the kraken

[None !!lzcSaQbbNtL No.57572284]

>>57559280
Kek dumbfuck baggies

[Anonymous No.57572304]

Oh no. ID hopping cyber nigger is getting ready to bake (spamming/flooding)

[Anonymous No.57572317]

>>57572079
I'm just happy the majority of my shorts are closer to $40 than $2. Idk how the big boys are gonna get out of this one

[Anonymous No.57572324]

>>57572023
B U C L K L E U P
A
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Y

[Anonymous No.57572354]

Threaded
>>57572339
>>57572339
>>57572339

[Anonymous No.57572503]

>>57572023
>Apparently chief choboon may have bought the float worth in bonds at $12 back in 2022 pre bankruptcy kek
New BBBaggie cope arrive.

[Anonymous No.57572704]

Logo nigger baked. You know the drill.

[Anonymous No.57572869]

>7zPbPtQH
gay frenchfag

[Anonymous No.57573106]

Thread isn't dead yet
Sneed hedgies

[Anonymous No.57573134]

>>57572354
Begone logo-fag

[Anonymous No.57573228]

nigger faggot, your response?

[Anonymous No.57573237]

>>57573228
Todd Howard should have just made Palworld in space

[Anonymous No.57573771]

>>57573228
He can't respond because he got banned.

[Anonymous No.57573931]

Is Ryan going to be giving the winning team of the superbowl gift cards this time?

[Anonymous No.57574248]

>>57573228
kek
>just deserts.
shame they dont have a market to resell those digital coppies in, even if it is just to con more people into wasting money on a woke propaganda piece, they'd at least capitalize off it.

[Anonymous No.57574331]

>>57573931
Neither team is from Texas so no.

[Anonymous No.57575122]

Super Bowl is kind of gay

[Anonymous No.57575128]

More excited for GME earnings

[Anonymous No.57575141]

After MOASS I’ll make it so 50% of NFL and NBA players have to be white

[Anonymous No.57575284]

Apologies in advance for the nonsense.

There are only two days in a year where I let myself get my hopes up and usually get disappointed/depressed for a variety of dumb reasons. One of those days is Christmas where surprising my mom and sisters with the gifts I got them is the highlight helping to keep it from setting in. I got up on Saturday, used the bathroom, and was greeted by my masked mom to find out that we're going to be quarantining in our own home. My dad, the least responsible member of the family about going out since the whole lockdown madness started, had finally come back with a positive test result.

He's the source of a whole slew of family issues that's too long to get into. I do not buy gifts for him. He gets communal gifts from the rest of the immediate family. Everyone is sectioned off into their own spaces at home with my mom running everything and having to take care of him. The dental work my sisters and I have been trying to get her to get done for well over a year and some months was only recently getting good progress and that is going to have be delayed yet again.

[Anonymous No.57575612]

Moona soona.

[Anonymous No.57575624]

>>57570898
did you just assume my gender? I identify as HEbrew. oy vey. Why wont my GME make me rich so I can legally kill anti-semisogynists like you

[Anonymous No.57575717]

Through the Fire and Flames Theory:
>Song begins with the line: "On a cold winter morning, in the time before the light"
>The sneeze happened on a cold winter morning back in Jan 2021
>"We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days"
>1000 days after Jan 29, 2021 is Oct 26, 2023
>Coincidentally the VW squeeze peaked on Oct 28, 2008
>Fall market crash will lead to MOASS just like it did 15 years ago
Through the fire and the flames, we carry on

[Anonymous No.57575745]

One last bump

[Anonymous No.57575750]

Why is our girl Aile not baking? Aile please make a new one, we love you

[Anonymous No.57575787]

>>57575745
sure

[Anonymous !!StNYcNXEJ2q No.57575823]

>>57575803
>>57575803
>>57575803
Threaded.

[Anonymous No.57575833]

>>57563609
>SC2 was hype with spawn on xbox, link on gamecube, and heihachi on ps.
Very yes.
>Smash with friends is fantastic, but the online's lobby style and net code were tough to get around.
There's Slippi to help with that on Melee at least.

[Anonymous No.57576256]

>>57575823
The thread is like your mom’s teeth now: GONE
Ahahhahahahahhahahaha

[Anonymous No.57576452]

>>57576256
So Proof the jannies are compromised

[Anonymous No.57576660]

i'll take it
>>57576441
>>57576441

[Anonymous No.57576935]

>>57575833
CHECKED it out and it's insane the melee community pulled together better netcode on a 3 generation old game than Nintendo can whip up now.

[Anonymous No.57577097]

>>57576935
Yeah, but at the same time I'm not surprised since it's Nintendo and a lot of the big JP fighting games took an eternity to get behind rollback netcode.

[Anonymous No.57577314]

>>57577097
when I make it I'm forcing nintendo to outsource their online game play to Arc System Works