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57553419 No.57553419 [Reply] [Original]

Fighting The Trend Edition

>Educational sites:

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>Pre-Market and Live data:


>Boomer Investing 101:


Previous: >>57552111

>> No.57553425


remember this bros?
I'm so proud of our boy

>> No.57553435
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When The Glow Of The Blood-Stained Moon Shines Upon The Land, The Aimless Spirits Of Slain Monsters Return To Flesh. The World Is Threatened Once Again.

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Yesterday a group of girls walked past me and I overheard one of them calling me cute. I will cherish this memory for the rest of my life. Thank you random girl, financially speaking.

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Man I love those games fuck the haters.

>> No.57553457
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We eating good today fellas, I can feel it

>> No.57553459
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I fucking give up. Enjoy your market while it lasts, delusional bull faggots.

>> No.57553461

I have some spare change in my broker account and I don't know what to invest it in. I've been thinking about it for days but I just see no good investment. Any ideas?

>> No.57553463
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>i have to wait for settlement

>> No.57553464
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I'm selling half my blue chips near March and switching to bonds. Anyone in the same boat?

>> No.57553468
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That's the crazy part lmao, their TFR hit 1 even treating their number as 100% accurate which almost nobody even believes. Shit's fucked my man, watching what happens to China over the next 20 - 50 years is going to be super interesting.

>> No.57553469

healthy pull back on palantir for the rocket to keep going this shit trades the exact same way every single time

>> No.57553472
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How did we get here?

>> No.57553473


>> No.57553478

did you throw darts at a calendar or something

>> No.57553480

im getting heemed exploring the depths because i sold all my brightbloom seeds for rupees and now i gotta go collect more

>> No.57553486

is this IA? How did you get that artstyle?

>> No.57553487

>Border bill had $100,000,000,000 in it for Ukraine, Israel, Gaza and other completely unrelated bullshit
So this is just how the US maintains fiscal dominance, right? We conjure dollars out of thin air and export them to other countries who have some sort of obligation to basically send it right back to us through military/government contracts? I see no other explanation

Also the US government itself says that it would cost around $20,000,000,000 to end homelessness in the US. Lol.

>> No.57553489

Put it into a Chinese index fund. It's a fire sale over there right now.

>> No.57553491
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Will the pumping continue...?

>> No.57553496
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hey, only like 3% more on ENLV and my entry is covered.
calling all gamblers, i repeat calling all gamblers.
full returns or defeat are still a month or so out, however.

>> No.57553498

I have lost money gambling on earnings of some of those companies

>> No.57553499
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keep seething goatfucker zigger

Pic related says times are changing and the s&p is no longer the way to go, is he an active manager shill or are times actually changing?

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>Chinese index fund
lmao do you hate money?

>> No.57553502
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>Reedeeming your source of light

>> No.57553505

Please die and sell WotC to any more competent company

>> No.57553506
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Ending homelessness is socialism.

>> No.57553508

I'll be laughing all the way to the bank once this bubble pops and sanity returns to stocks.

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>> No.57553515

Bot post

>> No.57553518
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Just relax and rest easy in SWVXX while you wait patiently on good NATGAS AND OIL buy ins. Devote your entire investment life to NATGAS AND OIL and stop worrying about finding suckable company dicks like a NIGGERFAGJEWTARD. It is THE WAY.

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Every day I pray for this

>> No.57553520

>Not buying FXI and YINN
Lol I bet you were telling us not to buy oil tanker stocks, as well.
get ye gone, golem

>> No.57553521

>Reedeeming your source of light
but its an infinite source. I just need to spend some time laboring now

>> No.57553522
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Now Cali is just Mexicans

>> No.57553524

>Dude, just put your money in an ETF with a performance of -52% over a 4-year period.

Terrible advice. It's not done falling.

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oh god PLEAAASEEE, i cant take any more of this media set GARBAAAAGEEEE

>> No.57553528

>huuu zuuuhh huuuu zuuuuuhh huuuu
>tell me more about the time you and Counselor Troi made out

GUSH is inverting oil prices. Can someone explain?

>> No.57553529
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>missed out on oil
>missed out on MARA
>just bought TSLA
Third time's the charm right

>> No.57553532

How in the absolute fuck is DKING losing money? What are they even spending nearly a billion dollars on?

>> No.57553533
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>Bot post

>> No.57553535

Yeah toiling in the mines is bullshit.

>> No.57553536

I hope you bobos hedged so you can eat this weekend.

>> No.57553540

Only semis and to a lesser extent tech mooned over the last few years basically. It's a sector thing.

>> No.57553542

You should use a symbol like $M when talking about government budgets. It would make them way easier to read.

>> No.57553547

Can either of you actually address what I brought up or are you just going to continue being retarded cunts?

>> No.57553549

i didnt realize i really needed to do it which is why i sold the brightbloom seeds to buy outfits

>> No.57553554

The entire point is that the numbers are completely absurd. I guess 14 year olds have a hard time comprehending large numbers though, don't worry you'll get the hang of it champ

>> No.57553556

wdym? what bubble, american stocks?

>> No.57553557

reminder anons bobos has the same view as putin on the dollar


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How are indices at ATHs while most of the stocks in my watchlist are down 30-70%... This isn't going to end well.

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Don't for get to vote!

>> No.57553568
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Where's the whiny anon that was crying about PE ratios versus irrational markets when I was hyping up CRWD in SMG several weeks ago?

>> No.57553571

did NVDA announce something...again?

or is it

>> No.57553572

All of post-cold war America is a bubble and there's a decent chance you'll die before it pops.

>> No.57553574

>he doesn't buy ETFs

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Literally everything in my portfolio (except for one stock) is at an all time high

>> No.57553585

there are an unprecedented amount of indicators signaling a market crash... but it just isnt happening

>> No.57553589
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Fucking Lockheed get your shit together.

>> No.57553590

Sell for profit? Is that something that you can do? Maybe that's a plan?

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>is a retard
>wants to be spoonfed
>ummm actuall YOU’RE THE RETARDS!!!

>> No.57553592

i think im going to watch the Cucker Carlson interview today during lunch

>> No.57553594

nish or any moment now

>> No.57553597

Sell it and then sell puts on the exact same tickers

>> No.57553600
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We will not crash. We aren’t at all time highs when you consider the real inflation numbers that THEY don’t want you to know about.

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They are like lightning, you'll never be prepared. Position short on march opex not before.

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>when you consider the real inflation numbers that THEY don’t want you to know about.

>> No.57553615

Just sold my last crypto to break even on it

>> No.57553616

Last time I sold some shares for profit... it kept pumping and I missed out on a lot...
I'm not approved for selling puts (nor do I want to be). Is there an alternative? Could I just buy calls?

>> No.57553620

The Great Covid Wealth transfer by printing, mass corporate gibs and hyperinflation has fucked the system irreparably, the bubble will be popping a lot faster one way or another.

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Based CRWD CHAD. are we going to touch $600 eoy?

>> No.57553635

take a guess

>> No.57553637

a "healthy pull back" that will last for 3 years while everything does a +100% again? you're right, palantir trades the exact same way every single time

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Uhm... is this good or bad?

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>> No.57553654

I am not selling. Nothing matters.

>> No.57553656

It's more like Volker (or however you write his name) was an anomaly.

>> No.57553659

so its always a unanimous vote every time?

>> No.57553661

Do you guys just not ever read the news or what?

Spoonfed about WHAT you fucking retard? Why can't we have a conversation about the US exporting the dollar?? Jesus fucking christ

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>> No.57553672
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I'm making money, but not enough

>> No.57553678

>Do you guys just not ever read the news or what?
i have found that i am a better trader when i just read the bible and read the charts instead and make a gut decision without the influence of jewish propaganda

>> No.57553681

Up 20% on Tesla puts. Can’t decide if I should risk it or take my profit and run.

>> No.57553686

>without the influence of jewish propaganda

>> No.57553689

How much SOUN we stacking?

>> No.57553691
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What you learn in social psychology is that unanimous votes are indicative of toxic group think where individuals are afraid of speaking out. Its a bad sign for the health of the organization. The classic example is that space shuttle that exploded with the teacher on it. Engineers knew the that rare overnight freeze in florida was outside the spec of the head shield ceramics. When it came up to a vote for launch, the engineering top staff didn’t want to be the ones who ruined thr public relations event of putting a teacher into space. No one wants to be the dude who cancels the party. The rocket launched, and it exploded. Because of maladaptive group think that could have been predicted by unanimous votes.

>> No.57553692

>oh look at me im so smart I missed a 300% runup on the most obvious play in the last year

stfu idiot you can buy in at 25 still

>> No.57553699

someone has officially bought SPY at $500 per share. Its so over Bobros

>> No.57553701

and here I thought soxs at 4.50 was a steal

>> No.57553710

Here's the article if you're interested: http://archive.today/zMP7l

>> No.57553712

It's a funny joke but Proverbs is actually pretty good. My mom used to read that to me and my siblings every day and I think about it a lot when I'm trading.

>> No.57553716

take the money

>> No.57553717

awake and ready for another boring day in the markets

>> No.57553718
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>TFW you're the omega wagie

>> No.57553725

That's the hope but I expect market fuckery to come into play first followed by recovery to new ATHs pre-election.

>> No.57553726


>> No.57553732

>outside the spec of the head shield ceramics
This is such a bizarrely inaccurate recounting. The information has been out for our entire lives and somehow you still get it wrong?

>> No.57553733

chips act meeting today at white house i think.

>> No.57553737

No, what you learn in social psychology is there are an infinite number of genders and toxic masculinity is responsible for everything that can be considered a negative in today's society. The real root causes of unanimous votes can be described as toxic masculinity. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to accept my PhD and Nobel Peace Prize.

>> No.57553746

Oh fuck I can't believe there are actually grown ass adults out in the world who not only believe in Sky Daddy in twenty fucking twenty four but also use scripture to determine what they do with things like the stock market. Pitiful.

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Do the engineering specifics matter? I’m in finance, not building rockets. Please feel free to tell me what actually failed, but realize all I care about is that unanimous voting lead to a rocket exploding. We are on a financial rocket, which can explode

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>> No.57553759

women are also less likely to dissent against the herd so as more women are brought into the Fed that also contributes

>> No.57553760
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Bobo rhymes with Hobo.

>> No.57553763
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>that picrel
>that reply
unfathomably based

>> No.57553765

You could have written that as a formula and beat me.
Thank you, thank you, body positive cis-gender females by biology can meet me in the green room.

>> No.57553767

It was a Chinese manufactured o-ring that failed and lead to a hydrogen leak resulting in the explosion, retard.

>> No.57553769

Diversity of thought is not allowed.

>> No.57553772

putin constantly speaks like glowies with their im the good guy trickery. some cia guys on podcasts have same way of talking.

doesnt go into financials much which i was sad about. a few things are pissing him off even though he tries to hide it

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You can read proverbs without being completely pious.

>> No.57553776
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Women entering the workforce has been a disaster for the human race specifically for that reason.

>> No.57553780

If you read my post you completely failed to understand it.

>> No.57553782

this sounds like glowie cope and a reason why i dont read or watch the news

>> No.57553787
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SPY 500


>> No.57553788
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2 more weeks

>> No.57553789
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Ok so it was an O ring that wasn’t ready for an overnight freeze in florida (something that happens like twice a year there). Oh boo hoo it was a different component. Rocket still exploded.

>> No.57553792

any forex kings itt?

>> No.57553793

A day of history today. Just sucks I never bought the October 2022 dip

>> No.57553794

>human race
Only the technologically advanced, so the Nips, Anglos, Frogs and Germans. Everyone else is still fucking their way to dozens and dozens of kids, and you're paying for it.

>> No.57553797

Not all men are men Anon, and society shouldn't even use the equals sign anymore because it can be triggering as it's rooted in oppressive toxic masculinity.

>> No.57553799
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IT'S OVER 5000

>> No.57553801

>human race
Only the technologically advanced, so the Nips, Anglos, Frogs and Germans. Everyone else is still fucking their way to dozens and dozens of kids, and you're paying for it.

That's INTC and TXN, because when the brown hordes finally break the social structure, if these faggots ever finish US factories, you might be able to move to one and keep a computer that can play CIV3.

>> No.57553800

Oh christ come on guys just go to the fucking Wikipedia page. One of the O rings on a solid rocket booster failed which allowed the combustion to break through the sidewall which caused a catastrophic explosion. There's no hydrogen inside the solid rocket boosters.

>> No.57553806
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Why didn't you buy the 15 other Dips that were much lower in between?

>> No.57553808
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bought $190k in treasuries :)

>> No.57553810

as long as there is high inflation it won't burst. Bubbles only burst when there is no money left to keep feeding them

>> No.57553813

you don't sound like someone who sold the top anon, more like someone who bought it.
I get it, bagholding during a bear market isn't hard because everyone is losing money anyway, but seeing everything else recover tenfold is harder

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I'd argue the reason it exploded was the fact you had women working in jobs and positions they weren't qualified for.

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>> No.57553821

What for?

>> No.57553827

Wait a sec, gonna correct the Wikipedia article.

>> No.57553828
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I know you have autism and actually know most dinosaurs by their complete scientific name, but memorizing useless facts and details doesn’t make you smarter when they have no real world use. Enjoy winning trivia night at the local bar+arcade for mandchildren while I’m snorting cocaine of your wife’s tits with my FAT gains

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>> No.57553851

>about 4 years ago spy was 200

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The reason it exploded because a woman was on board.
A woman on a ship bodes ill, I tell ye.

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We did it boys!

>> No.57553855

>they're still alive.jpg
That's your opinion as a cis-gendered priviledged male who is abusing his privledge by exploiting and colonizing a third world lady of color.
But if the cis gender females of body positivity would like to discuss and reenact to fully comprehend the oppression of the cis male in the green room, I'm willing to take the psychic harm of playing colonizer for a day.

That's long DIS.

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>> No.57553865

Anybody want to comb through the russell 2000 with me to search for our next 10 bagger?

>> No.57553866

Wow lol classic. Say something retarded and then act like it doesn't matter. People like you are a huge part of why the world blows sometimes.

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>> No.57553877

I'm also buying calls for Coca Cola. Thanks for the ID.

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Imagine being a negative Nancy Bobo all the time and not just buying cheapies handed to you on a silver plate.

>> No.57553885

>O rings on a solid rocket
Wouldn't O rings be used for liquid engines?

>> No.57553890

Nice... I remember when I started investing.

>> No.57553893

fucking PLTR, id be straight green if not for it

>> No.57553900

Money printing and hyperinflation always end in a collapse, unless the country is already so toilet-tier the collapse doesn't even matter.

>> No.57553904

The way ndx has climbed is insane. It is, dare I say, unsustainable

>> No.57553915

are you saying a 25% increase in 3 months isnt normal?

>> No.57553917
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>Imagine being a negative Nancy Bobo
First off, fuck yo' CALLS and the LONGS you claim
SHORTside when we ride, come equipped with game
You claim to be a player, but I fucked your wife
We bust on MUMUS, niggas fucked for life
Plus, JANNY tryna see me, weak hearts I rip
MUMU Smalls and JANNY M.A.F.I.A., some mark-ass bitches

>> No.57553920

25% in 3 months barely beats inflation

>> No.57553925

anon don't you remember 2020? stocks aren't connected to reality

>> No.57553928

why dont you day trade, /smg/? you actually make money that way!

>> No.57553929

This country is quickly turning into a toilet thanks to all the fucking illegals poisoning our national identity and creating more problems than they're solving.

>> No.57553935
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>portfolio has been going up by over $500 every day for a few weeks now
Feels good but kind of scary at the same time.

>> No.57553948

Wonder why nobody wants to buy SPY

>> No.57553949

incel virgin who has never had sex and who watches anime and plays video games as an adult NEET manchild and who doesn't bother to wipe thoroughly after taking a shit, why is S&P500 green but Dow Jones red for the day?
Jewish manipulation?

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>> No.57553965

>This country
You're only upset because you think there's a country here and not an international economic zone.

>> No.57553966

It’s startting to feel normal, which is insane
2020 was the fed’s intervention. I don’t know what this is now

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>> No.57553969

>make money
I short the market every day because of the imminent collapse that has been discussed here in much detail over the past year. My psychiatrist says it's a gambling addiction. What a jerk. Not taking his pills any longer!

>> No.57553971

Because they're all retards who believe they can outperform it

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>> No.57553980

>You're only upset because you think there's a country here and not an international economic zone
If we were an international economic zone why aren't we exporting liquified natural gas and doing business with the russians?

>> No.57553986
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non-tech weighting it down

>> No.57553991

i will literally 1929. either way continuing long now with a little extra powder aside is the correct answer.
only thing i'm confident in, is that everything is fragile.
I doubt most are looking to retire right now, so a possible 1929 moment isn't that bad.
stock market is just a infinite money glitch.

>> No.57553994

That's a very good question.

>> No.57553995

There are certainly liquid fuel engines that use O rings but the solid rocket boosters are assembled in sections with the O rings creating a flexible seal

>> No.57553999

I dont get this. Is it saying that they all feel like their pussy is getting slapped?

>> No.57554000
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>> No.57554003

Because everyone knows ATH means pullback and they are trying to time the markets. This is usually where people get priced out as it pumps super high and this becomes the new bottom(unlikely) or they get caught catching falling knives and end up pussed they didn't buy the true local bottom(most likely) its why everyone agrees averaging in overtime is the optimized play.

>> No.57554009

Anon NO, they're gonna hear you!

>> No.57554012

we are exporting LNG though, it's expensive to process though so only works for certain countries that will let their people suffer from high energy prices like most of west europe

>> No.57554016

c3 ai

>> No.57554022
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Lol we're nowhere near the top

>> No.57554028

It's a Friday and Fridays usually always have a good trend though

>> No.57554036
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>> No.57554038

Yeah I'm not falling for NAK2 again.

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>> No.57554043

Yeah I'm thinking the permanently high plateau will happen around SPX 6000, we have a ways to go

>> No.57554044
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This market is fucking retarded

>> No.57554053

good God what a retarded time. ptn fags and Greek shipping

>> No.57554054

today has been historic. There are officially shareholders of SPY at a $500 cost basis. Wowzers in my trousers

>> No.57554056
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Oh look, another higher low for China.

>> No.57554057

>Ukraine losing the war
>Israel genociding Palestinians
>USA at war with Houthis and Iran
>Joe Biden revealed to be literally senile
>stock market hits all time high

This makes no sense

>> No.57554059

The stock market is finally catching up with inflation

>> No.57554063

Should we buy QS calls?

>> No.57554064
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so am i. it works out well

>> No.57554067

Journalism went from finding facts to activism and entertainment cuz the latter makes more money

>> No.57554068

>things that have no impact on the us have no impact on the market
happeningbros... are we retarded?

>> No.57554070
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I can respect a man that knows how to use a stem glass.

>> No.57554071

>Ukraine losing the war
>Israel genociding Palestinians
>USA at war with Houthis and Iran
>Joe Biden revealed to be literally senile
That's all both bullish and hilarious

>> No.57554076

I don't understand how he can be deemed unfit to stand trial, yet fit to remain in office. Absolute shit show.

>> No.57554077

this but unironically

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>> No.57554082

We can now call SPY a blue chip now

>> No.57554085
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>Joe Biden revealed to be literally senile
dont care still ridin' with Biden

>> No.57554086

>clown market reaches ATH during the world's funniest times.
checks out.

>> No.57554088

It's called everyone in the cabinet who could throw him out realizes they've got more flexibility with a dotard in charge than Harris. Why would they care about overall results for the country?

>> No.57554089
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Bulls make money.
Bears lose money.
Pigs feast.

>> No.57554090

In this world you're either down with the syndrome or on the spectrum

>> No.57554094
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Here's some qqq strikes for you bear tards looking to lose more capital.

>> No.57554099

>Joe biden literally senile
I hate being trolled by kikes on the business board

>> No.57554103

Should I buy 1 share of spy at 500$ just to celebrate

>> No.57554104

I agree, mostly because I bet on inflation and American collapse.

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>> No.57554109

yeah and congress is about as useful as tits on a bull

>> No.57554114

Because politicians don't really do anything. The elites in the background pull the strings. Didn't you listen to putins interview?

>> No.57554118

>Retest after upside balance break
You could do a lot worse in terms of bets.

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>> No.57554124

I can't get over that he stole a superbowl ring like 3rd world the vatnik he is

>> No.57554133

Kraft gave it to him.

>> No.57554134
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Bull markets are so boring. Nothing fun to do. No blood

>> No.57554137

Why is mara lagging when btc is 47k

>> No.57554144

He got Egypt and Mexico confused the other day. He's not in charge.

>> No.57554159

Just bear blood

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I am the generational bottom.

>> No.57554166

Fuck it, holding top till it gets back to what it was. I won't let this shitty stock take my money

>> No.57554169

read Bernays. in 1928 he said politicians don't control anything, then goes on to describe what is now commonly referred to as "the deep state". this stuff has been going on for at least 100 years. the only difference is how obvious it is becoming. in the grand scale it's still business as usual.

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>He got Egypt and Mexico confused the other day
who wouldnt? its pretty confusing sometimes

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>> No.57554177

For a moment I thought
>Egypt and Morocco
>hmm, that's somewhat bad
>Egypt and MEXICO
>oh lol

>> No.57554181

Because you can just as easily go with BITF or CLSK. Bitcoin miners are essentially interchangeable leveraged tokens that are worth $0. Once the ETFs get options and the new wave of LETFs get approved, they're going to lag even worse.

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cause people are trying to start a RIOT, but CLSK is mogging both by being "Carbon neutral"

>> No.57554184
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show off your gains /smg/, this is starting May last year
>inb4 top signal

>> No.57554186

literal nothing burger

>> No.57554191

Man I really do think SOXX and the semi sector totally has room left to run, the RSI is around 65 and historically gets up to around 85 before topping out. I predict we get a pump on NVDA earnings and then a pullback or at least a plateau for a while. But also things could just pump forever.

>> No.57554195

>>Ukraine losing the war
who woulda thunk it???

>> No.57554196

I finally understand it, we're living in the roaring 20s. I'm pointing at AI. This isn't even the speculation phase yet.

I will sell everything in August 2029.

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I boughted more
to go with my NATGAS AND OIL

>> No.57554204

>But also things could just pump forever
capped and saved for future reference

>> No.57554206
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>He's not in charge.

>> No.57554208

Reminder if you're not up at LEAST 5% today, you're better off in SMCI.

>> No.57554210
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I knew I should've unloaded my MARA at open

>> No.57554213

I'm fucking trying to

>> No.57554218
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>> No.57554219

Just queue up a market order for NRGU, ready to go the second Iran wipes out a US base in Iraq.

>> No.57554220

You were fed a short on TOP this morning with stop loss and take profit

>> No.57554227
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>you need about 45,000 dollars of meta shares to get a whole share of meta when buying meta back with your share dividends

Does the data this fraud company collects really make it that valuabe?

>> No.57554230

literal kike

>> No.57554231
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gamble in ENLV mmmmkaay
this will be my last shill for a while my bad yall!!

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you sold at a profit, that's all that matters
i've lost so much money being greedy and trying to max out the profits on something that had a chance of going higher
hopefully you don't need to learn that lesson like i did

accept what you were able to get, that's always a win, there will always be more chances in the future

>> No.57554240

im on their website. Is it just me or is Chinese/Japanese language incredibly inefficient? Why so many characters and pictures to say something simple like "Investor Relations"?

>> No.57554245

Bobros... when is our time?

>> No.57554252

I'm even more bearish now

>> No.57554254

I’m just guessing but you probably need a million in nvda to do the same thing. We’re not talking about dividend stocks here

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They will probably do that over the weekend when only jews can trade.

>> No.57554258

It's either in March or never at this point.

>> No.57554261

Man, clsk...

>> No.57554271

why is non-tech down though

>> No.57554272

It's not all about dividends.

>> No.57554285

why is everyone saying March for the collapse? cause of the fed funds rate or something else?

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>> No.57554291

>Does the data this fraud company collects really make it that valuabe?
t. CIA

>> No.57554294
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Some Tyler Durden tier shit about the Fed Repo program running out. Motherfuckers always forgetting it's Calvinball.

>> No.57554297

Took a long in OIL and made good money. Now I'm waiting for SPY to go up more

>> No.57554302

>Last time I sold some shares for profit... it kept pumping and I missed out on a lot...
that is a losers mentality, focus on the next trade. always

>> No.57554303

Feels good to have finally ditched my NOK bags

>> No.57554310
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I meant CL

>> No.57554313

kick ass, BLESSED

>> No.57554318
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Your obsession with going long oil is interesting considering I was the only one brave enough to buy some oil in march 2020

>> No.57554321

people building cash so they can donate money to their favorite online streamer on valentines day. happens every year

>> No.57554324

Congratulations. NOK is not coming back, ever.

>> No.57554325
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I want one.

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>> No.57554332
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Mag 7 or bust theses days

>> No.57554334
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much better, and /BZ is nice with BNO

>> No.57554335

why don't simps simply fuck hot escorts instead

>> No.57554357
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>have to sell something to pay for some stuff that suddenly came up
Do I sell KO or BP?

>> No.57554358
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TTWO dip, anyone buying?

>> No.57554361

what do you even do with one? besides look like a retard in public

>> No.57554363

Total Boboid Capitulation (TBC) is unironically one of the most bearish indicators imaginable

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This, why in the heckin' name of science are Jesusfreaks doing on the Internet, they should send each other messages through prayer and live us enlightened people the FUCK alone.

>> No.57554372

How long do you think the Mag 7 meme will last?

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>> No.57554380
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lol, lmao even

>> No.57554387

I really resent the dumb retards who swarm into every microdip instead of just letting the price move cleanly to support
I just want my clean options scalp, fuck off with your retarded permabullishness

>> No.57554389

Watch movies.

>> No.57554388

KO Coke moves like a snail do to it's size. And you are technically selling some of your dividend bought stocks so it is free.

>> No.57554399

I'm thinking about getting some FPV goggles and strapping an IMU to them.
That gives you the only thing those have: being able to mirror your laptop display in 3d, but for 1/30th the price. I could probably rig compiz to do individual windows in 3d.

>> No.57554400
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Where is INTC headed?

>> No.57554403

I keep fucking telling you. March 2024.

>> No.57554404

cool i guess

>> No.57554408

Sell BP. It’s obvious when you think about it.

>> No.57554409
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>muh AI
>t. Chipotle

>> No.57554420
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I have serious concerns as to the future profitability of AAA gaming studios. Budgets are getting too overbloated, each game costs the same as a Marvel movie. This is not sustainable. Never invest in entertainment.

>> No.57554428
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I can't laugh enough at Bobo. I don't even feel pity for him anymore.

>> No.57554433
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will SPY $500 ever again?

>> No.57554438
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WM earnings coming up. One man’s trash is another man’s treasure they say. That man is me. I’m that man.

>> No.57554442

No Pika.
It's over.

>> No.57554451
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Every single one of you nerds have a perfectly good monitor sitting right in front of you and you want to go buy another one just so you can strap it to your face and do the exact same thing you can do perfectly fine, arguably even better, right now on what you already have. I now see why the market just goes straight up despite interest rates, government debt, yield curve inversions, geopolitical instability, inflation, etc. You tards just can't help yourselves to pay the asking price for whatever some influencer shoves down your throat. Glad I'm long and strong QLD I guess

>> No.57554460

Based trash man

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And just like that, S&P will NEVER be below $5000, EVER again.

>> No.57554473

Fluid exchange? Gross!

>> No.57554482

Can't short, no margin account, can make cash only plays.

>> No.57554486

You need to sort that out if you want to day trade, anon. A lot more money made on the short side than the long side

>> No.57554490
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Every single day, McDonald's loses a shitload of money due to the open burger houses at 4:00 am on account of their policy of "fostering consumer relations". At some point in this world, it is 4 in the morning, and at that point in the world, McDonald's is losing money.

>> No.57554497

The world seen through zigger thirdies goggles never makes sense, indeed. Remove them, and you'll see why everything is up for the mighty West.

>> No.57554498
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That's a breddy gud pic you've got there pardner. I have concerns about techtroon shit in general that has nothing to do with NATGAS AND OIL. I think it might all be GAY.

>> No.57554501

those goons fucked my account up when i moved to a new house. I had paid for the year already on the old house, then they refunded me and got me on monthly billing for the new house but then never cancelled my service for the old place and started charging me late fees because they refunded me and their system showed i was overdue on that address. Then they kept skipping me at the new place for a few weeks until i got the phone number of the local manager and they finally got their act together

>> No.57554503

what oil stocks should I buy? this shit can't stay this cheap. they are also paying divvies lmao

>> No.57554504

MCD does not lose money. Whatever they do, they do not lose.

>> No.57554514

it's a loss leader hour. you know at the fucking crack of dawn you can go to them, something nobody else offers. when the few people do, they have a new customer that might come during normal hours.

>> No.57554515

>At some point in this world, it is 4 in the morning, and at that point in the world, McDonald's is losing money
they determined that it was more profitable to not have wagies there at 4am for the low demand at that hour

>> No.57554525

I know, but can't open a margin account because of insufficient funds (I tried), so first I have to make some real money the regular way. I'm just hoping to get something out of the current tech bubble so I can move onto daytrading proper someday, it's the one thing I'm aching to do

>> No.57554532

no, the franchises are losing money. not corporate

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>> No.57554538

Fair enough. Learn as much as you can in the meantime. If you aren't sim trading practicing your skills then you need to start

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>> No.57554546

>A lot more money made on the short side than the long side
This is horrible investment advice for the retail goyim
t. guy who lost a lot of money shorting a golden bull market

>> No.57554549

I mostly trade
for oil but there's lots of good STOOKS. XOM is the king of everything but I mainly use XLE, XOP and XES. Look in their holdings.

>> No.57554552
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My local $MCD says its open 24 hours on the website and google maps but the close at 10pm because the owners are based and refuse to loose money like that. Plus starting wage is $18/hr here and there is a staffing crisis because we don’t have any mexicans

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>Nat gas

>> No.57554554

The Franchises don't have to be open at that hour if they don't want to be. You also have to take into account that multiple McDonald's in an area are owned by the same group meaning McDonald's off of a highway that might pull 4am customers are will be open while the off the main drag McDonald's are closed forcing customers to go to the 1 24hour McD. So for the lose of 1 they make up for it with the 3 that close.

>> No.57554555

at some point people are gonna figure out how to run a website and stop paying these fucks.

>> No.57554556

When they get their new fab up and running they're going to explode in value

>> No.57554559

>we don’t have any mexicans
where is this utopia you speak of anon?

>> No.57554562

thanks. if you buy USO do you get some weird tax shit at the end of the year? one time I bought wheat or something and I made $300 bucks but spent half of that back having my tax guy fuck with the paperwork :*(

>> No.57554565
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SKYT will eat their lunch.

>> No.57554567

My spotify algo is shitting the bed these months. Please send me your best songs, any genre.
add MP to watchlist maybe?
haven't you heard? games and studios are converting to AAAA (lol)
you know, i never noooticed how much fewer OOOOOOOOOOers there are replying in that image

>> No.57554571

very good things happen to a market that's increasingly concentrate into fewer and fewer stonks :^)

>> No.57554572

can I move there?

>> No.57554582

Yep, K1 forms. OILK avoids those.

>> No.57554587

Because those are all false? Your delusions are blinding you from making money

>> No.57554589

Thanks. That shit sucks.

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Love the oil paintings. Real artists going out of business.

>> No.57554598
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I mean we do have a few mexicans but its a white suburb town thats just slightly too far away from the big city. Housing is very pricey and its mostly retired whites. Mexicans can’t affording the housing and the required amount of driving is just slightly too much relative to the regional big city. We have mexicans for yard work, but even the mcdonalds staff is mostly the few white kids that aren’t upper middle class. I’m not telling you where this is because democrats will send somalians if i start talking too loudly

>> No.57554610
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>I’m not telling you where this is because democrats will send somalians if i start talking too loudly
fair enough

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>> No.57554612

I've just been generationally topped.

>> No.57554614

>t. guy who lost a lot of money shorting a golden bull market
You're not supposed to short blue chip tech stocks anon. You short discord pump penny shit stocks that pumped 300% on no news. I called TOP today, SYRA yesterday, and GLT the day before. I could call a penny stock to short every single day with a 90% success rate and might just start doing that just for fun. As long as you use a logical resistance and have a stop loss you stand to make a lot of money

>> No.57554617

real art shouldn't be sold in the first place. Every "artist" who is seething about this is really just an opportunist piece of work. That macaroni art you made for your mum or dad, now thats art.

>> No.57554621

that makes more sense, i might have to try it sometime

>> No.57554623

Someone needs to bake. And don't tell the democrats or they'll send in Somalis.

>> No.57554627

How do you this? What brokerage do you use and how much money do you need?

>> No.57554628
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Whats funny is that when I got my first big boy job a few years ago and started earning real money, I wanted to commission an artist. Dude its a fucking nightmare. There are very few decent artists. They are all booked out or just completely unresponsive due to their mental illnesses and drug use. It doesn’t matter how much money you wave in front of them. All upfront (foolish), half now half on delivery, doesn’t matter. Its a fucking nightmare dealing with these “people”. I think AI is a demon and its art is soulless, but there is no alternative in the real world if you want results.

>> No.57554649

Let me know when SKYT gets into the sub 10nm chip making game. This new Intel fab will be producing sub 5nm chips and they'll reclaim their crown. Expect INTC to surpass TSMC

>> No.57554654

This TSLA price action is fucking cancerous, go test $190 already

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>How do you this?
I do it with a news scanner, Benzinga being a good example. If the penny stock pumps on legit news that includes words like "cancer", "treatment" "phase 2", etc. then you don't touch it. But if it pumps on BS like electing a new board member or if there's no news at all then it's fair game. You need a scanner to tell you what's actually pumping in real time. Tradingview has a decent one, if you want to pay you can use tradeideas which is what I have. Watch for something with a low marketcap pumping on unusually high volume and you have a possible candidate. For brokers, if you're broke you can try Webull which offers shorting on easy to locate stocks and doesn't have a minimum other than whatever it takes to open a margin account. If you get serious then try a broker like Lightspeed which is what I use. They can do locates on hard to borrow stocks and they route directly to the exchange for faster trading.
If you need a very specific strategy, watch the charts for this: 5 minutes candles, RSI over 90, 5 green candles in a row. Wait for the first red candle to close below the previous candle then enter your short. Stop loss is just above the highest candle and take profit can be when price touches VWAP, 9 period moving average, first green candle, or whenever you feel like it. An example of this strategy working perfectly you can study is on ETSY in pic related which happened a few days ago in pre-market

>> No.57554712

> I wanted to commission an artist
To do what? Why don’t you find an existing painting you like and buy that

>> No.57554719

There is no high inflation and interest rates being high are bad for garbage. The market is going up purely because it believes rates will be cut.

>> No.57554731

most of the good r34 is commissioned art

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There was not an existing painting of me and my wife. You do realize the point of creating art is customization? Its not just for jewish money laundering

>> No.57554770

personal portraits are a different thing of course

>> No.57554909

I am a loser though

>> No.57555490

>a million in nvda to do the same thing.
A million in Nvidia will get you roughly uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh a 10th of a share.

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>Educational sites:


>Live Streams:



>Pre-Market and Live data:


>Boomer Investing 101:


previous /smg/ >>57554704

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Guys I need some funds/cash crisis that will crush the stock market just for a short time to unloads my bags.
What are the chances of it happening this month?

>> No.57556159

Well seeing as how we just had a golden cross... NOT FUCKING LIKELY.

>> No.57556266

Artists have been selling paintings, sculptures and other works for thousand of years on top of having patrons. Do you think Michelangelo made the Pieta out of kindness for the church?

>> No.57556379

The second half of February is usually the time of year when the stock market performs worst