/smg/ - Stock Market General

[/smg/ - Stock Market General No.57553419]

Fighting The Trend Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previous: >>57552111

[Anonymous No.57553425]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWFkDrKvBRU

remember this bros?
I'm so proud of our boy

[Anonymous No.57553435]

When The Glow Of The Blood-Stained Moon Shines Upon The Land, The Aimless Spirits Of Slain Monsters Return To Flesh. The World Is Threatened Once Again.

[Anonymous No.57553445]

>presents

[Anonymous No.57553447]

Yesterday a group of girls walked past me and I overheard one of them calling me cute. I will cherish this memory for the rest of my life. Thank you random girl, financially speaking.

[Anonymous No.57553453]

>>57553435
Man I love those games fuck the haters.

[Anonymous No.57553457]

We eating good today fellas, I can feel it

[Anonymous No.57553459]

I fucking give up. Enjoy your market while it lasts, delusional bull faggots.

[Anonymous No.57553461]

I have some spare change in my broker account and I don't know what to invest it in. I've been thinking about it for days but I just see no good investment. Any ideas?

[Anonymous No.57553463]

>i have to wait for settlement

[Anonymous No.57553464]

I'm selling half my blue chips near March and switching to bonds. Anyone in the same boat?

[Anonymous No.57553468]

>>57553430
That's the crazy part lmao, their TFR hit 1 even treating their number as 100% accurate which almost nobody even believes. Shit's fucked my man, watching what happens to China over the next 20 - 50 years is going to be super interesting.

[Anonymous No.57553469]

healthy pull back on palantir for the rocket to keep going this shit trades the exact same way every single time

[Anonymous No.57553472]

How did we get here?

[Anonymous No.57553473]

>>57553461
TLRY

[Anonymous No.57553478]

>>57553464
did you throw darts at a calendar or something

[Anonymous No.57553480]

>>57553453
im getting heemed exploring the depths because i sold all my brightbloom seeds for rupees and now i gotta go collect more

[Anonymous No.57553486]

>>57553464
is this IA? How did you get that artstyle?

[Anonymous No.57553487]

>Border bill had $100,000,000,000 in it for Ukraine, Israel, Gaza and other completely unrelated bullshit
So this is just how the US maintains fiscal dominance, right? We conjure dollars out of thin air and export them to other countries who have some sort of obligation to basically send it right back to us through military/government contracts? I see no other explanation

Also the US government itself says that it would cost around $20,000,000,000 to end homelessness in the US. Lol.

[Anonymous No.57553489]

>>57553461
Put it into a Chinese index fund. It's a fire sale over there right now.

[Anonymous No.57553491]

NEXT WEEK ON /SMG/
Will the pumping continue...?

[Anonymous No.57553496]

hey, only like 3% more on ENLV and my entry is covered.
calling all gamblers, i repeat calling all gamblers.
full returns or defeat are still a month or so out, however.

[Anonymous No.57553498]

>>57553491
I have lost money gambling on earnings of some of those companies

[Anonymous No.57553499]

>>57553487
keep seething goatfucker zigger

Pic related says times are changing and the s&p is no longer the way to go, is he an active manager shill or are times actually changing?

[Anonymous No.57553500]

>>57553489
>Chinese index fund
lmao do you hate money?

[Anonymous No.57553502]

>>57553480
>Reedeeming your source of light
ishygddt

[Anonymous No.57553505]

>>57553491
>Hasbro
Please die and sell WotC to any more competent company

[Anonymous No.57553506]

>>57553487
Ending homelessness is socialism.

[Anonymous No.57553508]

>>57553500
I'll be laughing all the way to the bank once this bubble pops and sanity returns to stocks.

[Anonymous No.57553512]

AY (YOU)... BOBO
AY (YOU)... LITTLE NIGGA
GET OFF ME... CHILDS PLAY
...
LITTLE BOY
LITTLE BOY
DAYYYYYYYMNNN

[Anonymous No.57553515]

>>57553499
Bot post

[Anonymous No.57553518]

>>57553461
Just relax and rest easy in SWVXX while you wait patiently on good NATGAS AND OIL buy ins. Devote your entire investment life to NATGAS AND OIL and stop worrying about finding suckable company dicks like a NIGGERFAGJEWTARD. It is THE WAY.

[Anonymous No.57553519]

>>57553505
Every day I pray for this

[Anonymous No.57553520]

>>57553500
>Not buying FXI and YINN
Lol I bet you were telling us not to buy oil tanker stocks, as well.
get ye gone, golem

[Anonymous No.57553521]

>>57553502
>Reedeeming your source of light
but its an infinite source. I just need to spend some time laboring now

[Anonymous No.57553522]

>>57553506
Now Cali is just Mexicans

[Anonymous No.57553524]

>>57553489
>Dude, just put your money in an ETF with a performance of -52% over a 4-year period.

Terrible advice. It's not done falling.

[Anonymous No.57553527]

>>57553505
oh god PLEAAASEEE, i cant take any more of this media set GARBAAAAGEEEE

[Anonymous No.57553528]

>>57553419
>huuu zuuuhh huuuu zuuuuuhh huuuu
>tell me more about the time you and Counselor Troi made out

GUSH is inverting oil prices. Can someone explain?

[Anonymous No.57553529]

>missed out on oil
>missed out on MARA
>just bought TSLA
Third time's the charm right
r-right?

[Anonymous No.57553532]

How in the absolute fuck is DKING losing money? What are they even spending nearly a billion dollars on?

[Anonymous No.57553533]

>>57553515
>Bot post

[Anonymous No.57553535]

>>57553521
Yeah toiling in the mines is bullshit.

[Anonymous No.57553536]

I hope you bobos hedged so you can eat this weekend.

[Anonymous No.57553540]

>>57553523
Only semis and to a lesser extent tech mooned over the last few years basically. It's a sector thing.

[Anonymous No.57553542]

>>57553487
You should use a symbol like $M when talking about government budgets. It would make them way easier to read.

[Anonymous No.57553547]

>>57553506
>>57553533
Can either of you actually address what I brought up or are you just going to continue being retarded cunts?

[Anonymous No.57553549]

>>57553535
i didnt realize i really needed to do it which is why i sold the brightbloom seeds to buy outfits

[Anonymous No.57553554]

>>57553542
The entire point is that the numbers are completely absurd. I guess 14 year olds have a hard time comprehending large numbers though, don't worry you'll get the hang of it champ

[Anonymous No.57553556]

>>57553508
wdym? what bubble, american stocks?

[Anonymous No.57553557]

reminder anons bobos has the same view as putin on the dollar

lmao

[Anonymous No.57553559]

How are indices at ATHs while most of the stocks in my watchlist are down 30-70%... This isn't going to end well.

[Anonymous No.57553563]

>>57553556
yes

[Anonymous No.57553567]

>>57553547
Don't for get to vote!

[Anonymous No.57553568]

Where's the whiny anon that was crying about PE ratios versus irrational markets when I was hyping up CRWD in SMG several weeks ago?

[Anonymous No.57553571]

did NVDA announce something...again?

or is it
>AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI

[Anonymous No.57553572]

>>57553563
All of post-cold war America is a bubble and there's a decent chance you'll die before it pops.

[Anonymous No.57553574]

>>57553559
>he doesn't buy ETFs

[Anonymous No.57553573]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DAIJOBU?

[Anonymous No.57553581]

Literally everything in my portfolio (except for one stock) is at an all time high

[Anonymous No.57553585]

there are an unprecedented amount of indicators signaling a market crash... but it just isnt happening

[Anonymous No.57553589]

>>57553567
Fucking Lockheed get your shit together.

[Anonymous No.57553590]

>>57553581
Sell for profit? Is that something that you can do? Maybe that's a plan?
Maybe?

[Anonymous No.57553591]

>>57553547
>is a retard
>wants to be spoonfed
>ummm actuall YOU’RE THE RETARDS!!!

[Anonymous No.57553592]

>>57553557
>putin
i think im going to watch the Cucker Carlson interview today during lunch

[Anonymous No.57553594]

>>57553585
YET
E
T
but
SOON
>soon
SOON
o
o
nish or any moment now

[Anonymous No.57553597]

>>57553581
Sell it and then sell puts on the exact same tickers

[Anonymous No.57553600]

>>57553585
We will not crash. We aren’t at all time highs when you consider the real inflation numbers that THEY don’t want you to know about.

[Anonymous No.57553606]

>>57553585
>crash
They are like lightning, you'll never be prepared. Position short on march opex not before.

[Anonymous No.57553613]

>>57553600
>when you consider the real inflation numbers that THEY don’t want you to know about.
DONALD DUCK INFLATION NUMBERS

[Anonymous No.57553615]

Just sold my last crypto to break even on it
IM FINALLY FREE BROS

[Anonymous No.57553616]

>>57553590
Last time I sold some shares for profit... it kept pumping and I missed out on a lot...
>>57553597
I'm not approved for selling puts (nor do I want to be). Is there an alternative? Could I just buy calls?

[Anonymous No.57553620]

>>57553572
The Great Covid Wealth transfer by printing, mass corporate gibs and hyperinflation has fucked the system irreparably, the bubble will be popping a lot faster one way or another.

[Anonymous No.57553633]

>>57553568
>+$53k

Based CRWD CHAD. are we going to touch $600 eoy?

[Anonymous No.57553635]

>>57553571
take a guess

[Anonymous No.57553637]

>>57553469
a "healthy pull back" that will last for 3 years while everything does a +100% again? you're right, palantir trades the exact same way every single time

[Anonymous No.57553638]

Uhm... is this good or bad?

[Anonymous No.57553648]

>>57553571
https://www.streetinsider.com/dr/news.php?id=22746372&gfv=1

[Anonymous No.57553654]

I am not selling. Nothing matters.

[Anonymous No.57553656]

>>57553638
It's more like Volker (or however you write his name) was an anomaly.

[Anonymous No.57553659]

>>57553638
so its always a unanimous vote every time?

[Anonymous No.57553661]

>>57553571
Do you guys just not ever read the news or what?

>>57553591
Spoonfed about WHAT you fucking retard? Why can't we have a conversation about the US exporting the dollar?? Jesus fucking christ

[Anonymous No.57553662]

>>57553635
AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI?

[Anonymous No.57553672]

I'm making money, but not enough

[Anonymous No.57553678]

>>57553661
>Do you guys just not ever read the news or what?
i have found that i am a better trader when i just read the bible and read the charts instead and make a gut decision without the influence of jewish propaganda

[Anonymous No.57553681]

Up 20% on Tesla puts. Can’t decide if I should risk it or take my profit and run.

[Anonymous No.57553686]

>>57553678
>without the influence of jewish propaganda
lol

[Anonymous No.57553689]

How much SOUN we stacking?

[Anonymous No.57553691]

>>57553638
What you learn in social psychology is that unanimous votes are indicative of toxic group think where individuals are afraid of speaking out. Its a bad sign for the health of the organization. The classic example is that space shuttle that exploded with the teacher on it. Engineers knew the that rare overnight freeze in florida was outside the spec of the head shield ceramics. When it came up to a vote for launch, the engineering top staff didn’t want to be the ones who ruined thr public relations event of putting a teacher into space. No one wants to be the dude who cancels the party. The rocket launched, and it exploded. Because of maladaptive group think that could have been predicted by unanimous votes.

[Anonymous No.57553692]

>>57553637
>oh look at me im so smart I missed a 300% runup on the most obvious play in the last year

stfu idiot you can buy in at 25 still

[Anonymous No.57553699]

someone has officially bought SPY at $500 per share. Its so over Bobros

[Anonymous No.57553701]

and here I thought soxs at 4.50 was a steal

[Anonymous No.57553710]

>>57553656
>>57553659
>>57553691
Here's the article if you're interested: http://archive.today/zMP7l

[Anonymous No.57553712]

>>57553686
It's a funny joke but Proverbs is actually pretty good. My mom used to read that to me and my siblings every day and I think about it a lot when I'm trading.

[Anonymous No.57553716]

>>57553681
take the money

[Anonymous No.57553717]

awake and ready for another boring day in the markets

[Anonymous No.57553718]

>>57553638
>TFW you're the omega wagie

[Anonymous No.57553725]

>>57553633
That's the hope but I expect market fuckery to come into play first followed by recovery to new ATHs pre-election.

[Anonymous No.57553726]

>>57553691
interdasting

[Anonymous No.57553732]

>>57553691
>outside the spec of the head shield ceramics
This is such a bizarrely inaccurate recounting. The information has been out for our entire lives and somehow you still get it wrong?

[Anonymous No.57553733]

>>57553571
chips act meeting today at white house i think.

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.57553737]

>>57553691
No, what you learn in social psychology is there are an infinite number of genders and toxic masculinity is responsible for everything that can be considered a negative in today's society. The real root causes of unanimous votes can be described as toxic masculinity. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to accept my PhD and Nobel Peace Prize.

[Anonymous No.57553746]

>>57553712
Oh fuck I can't believe there are actually grown ass adults out in the world who not only believe in Sky Daddy in twenty fucking twenty four but also use scripture to determine what they do with things like the stock market. Pitiful.

[Anonymous No.57553753]

>>57553732
Do the engineering specifics matter? I’m in finance, not building rockets. Please feel free to tell me what actually failed, but realize all I care about is that unanimous voting lead to a rocket exploding. We are on a financial rocket, which can explode

[Anonymous No.57553756]

>>57553571
>AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI
>>57553662
>AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI?

[Anonymous No.57553759]

>>57553691
women are also less likely to dissent against the herd so as more women are brought into the Fed that also contributes

[Anonymous No.57553760]

Bobo rhymes with Hobo.

[Anonymous No.57553763]

>>57553753
>that picrel
>that reply
unfathomably based

[Anonymous No.57553765]

>>57553737
You could have written that as a formula and beat me.
Men=Bad
Thank you, thank you, body positive cis-gender females by biology can meet me in the green room.

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.57553767]

>>57553753
It was a Chinese manufactured o-ring that failed and lead to a hydrogen leak resulting in the explosion, retard.

[Anonymous No.57553769]

>>57553691
Diversity of thought is not allowed.

[Anonymous No.57553772]

>>57553592
putin constantly speaks like glowies with their im the good guy trickery. some cia guys on podcasts have same way of talking.

doesnt go into financials much which i was sad about. a few things are pissing him off even though he tries to hide it

[Anonymous No.57553774]

>>57553746
You can read proverbs without being completely pious.

[Anonymous No.57553776]

>>57553759
Women entering the workforce has been a disaster for the human race specifically for that reason.

[Anonymous No.57553780]

>>57553746
If you read my post you completely failed to understand it.

[Anonymous No.57553782]

>>57553767
this sounds like glowie cope and a reason why i dont read or watch the news

[Anonymous No.57553787]

SPY 500

WE DID IT REDDIT!!!

[Anonymous No.57553788]

2 more weeks

[Anonymous No.57553789]

>>57553767
Ok so it was an O ring that wasn’t ready for an overnight freeze in florida (something that happens like twice a year there). Oh boo hoo it was a different component. Rocket still exploded.

[Anonymous No.57553792]

any forex kings itt?

[Anonymous No.57553793]

A day of history today. Just sucks I never bought the October 2022 dip

[Anonymous No.57553794]

>>57553776
>human race
Only the technologically advanced, so the Nips, Anglos, Frogs and Germans. Everyone else is still fucking their way to dozens and dozens of kids, and you're paying for it.

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.57553797]

>>57553765
Not all men are men Anon, and society shouldn't even use the equals sign anymore because it can be triggering as it's rooted in oppressive toxic masculinity.

[Anonymous No.57553799]

IT'S OVER 5000

[Anonymous No.57553801]

>>57553776
>human race
Only the technologically advanced, so the Nips, Anglos, Frogs and Germans. Everyone else is still fucking their way to dozens and dozens of kids, and you're paying for it.

That's INTC and TXN, because when the brown hordes finally break the social structure, if these faggots ever finish US factories, you might be able to move to one and keep a computer that can play CIV3.

[Anonymous No.57553800]

>>57553753
>>57553767
Oh christ come on guys just go to the fucking Wikipedia page. One of the O rings on a solid rocket booster failed which allowed the combustion to break through the sidewall which caused a catastrophic explosion. There's no hydrogen inside the solid rocket boosters.

[Anonymous No.57553806]

>>57553793
Why didn't you buy the 15 other Dips that were much lower in between?

[Anonymous No.57553808]

bought $190k in treasuries :)

[Anonymous No.57553810]

>>57553620
as long as there is high inflation it won't burst. Bubbles only burst when there is no money left to keep feeding them

[Anonymous No.57553813]

>>57553692
you don't sound like someone who sold the top anon, more like someone who bought it.
I get it, bagholding during a bear market isn't hard because everyone is losing money anyway, but seeing everything else recover tenfold is harder

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.57553817]

>>57553789
I'd argue the reason it exploded was the fact you had women working in jobs and positions they weren't qualified for.

[Anonymous No.57553819]

DIE BOBO DIE!!!

[Anonymous No.57553821]

>>57553808
What for?

[Anonymous No.57553827]

>>57553800
Wait a sec, gonna correct the Wikipedia article.

[Anonymous No.57553828]

>>57553800
I know you have autism and actually know most dinosaurs by their complete scientific name, but memorizing useless facts and details doesn’t make you smarter when they have no real world use. Enjoy winning trivia night at the local bar+arcade for mandchildren while I’m snorting cocaine of your wife’s tits with my FAT gains

[Anonymous No.57553833]

[Anonymous No.57553850]

>>57553833
NOK NOK NOKIN' ON HEAVEN'S DOOR

[Anonymous No.57553851]

>about 4 years ago spy was 200

[Anonymous No.57553852]

>>57553817
The reason it exploded because a woman was on board.
A woman on a ship bodes ill, I tell ye.

[Anonymous No.57553853]

>>57553799
We did it boys!

[Anonymous No.57553855]

>>57553789
cue
>they're still alive.jpg
>>57553797
That's your opinion as a cis-gendered priviledged male who is abusing his privledge by exploiting and colonizing a third world lady of color.
But if the cis gender females of body positivity would like to discuss and reenact to fully comprehend the oppression of the cis male in the green room, I'm willing to take the psychic harm of playing colonizer for a day.

That's long DIS.

[Anonymous No.57553864]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.57553865]

Anybody want to comb through the russell 2000 with me to search for our next 10 bagger?

[Anonymous No.57553866]

>>57553828
Wow lol classic. Say something retarded and then act like it doesn't matter. People like you are a huge part of why the world blows sometimes.

[Anonymous No.57553871]

[Anonymous No.57553877]

>>57553817
I'm also buying calls for Coca Cola. Thanks for the ID.

[Anonymous No.57553880]

>>57553853
Imagine being a negative Nancy Bobo all the time and not just buying cheapies handed to you on a silver plate.

[Anonymous No.57553885]

>>57553800
>O rings on a solid rocket
Wouldn't O rings be used for liquid engines?

[Anonymous No.57553890]

>>57553864
>$66
Nice... I remember when I started investing.

[Anonymous No.57553893]

fucking PLTR, id be straight green if not for it

[Anonymous No.57553900]

>>57553810
Money printing and hyperinflation always end in a collapse, unless the country is already so toilet-tier the collapse doesn't even matter.

[Anonymous No.57553904]

>>57553851
The way ndx has climbed is insane. It is, dare I say, unsustainable

[Anonymous No.57553915]

>>57553904
are you saying a 25% increase in 3 months isnt normal?

[Anonymous No.57553917]

>>57553880
>Imagine being a negative Nancy Bobo
First off, fuck yo' CALLS and the LONGS you claim
SHORTside when we ride, come equipped with game
You claim to be a player, but I fucked your wife
We bust on MUMUS, niggas fucked for life
Plus, JANNY tryna see me, weak hearts I rip
MUMU Smalls and JANNY M.A.F.I.A., some mark-ass bitches

[Anonymous No.57553920]

25% in 3 months barely beats inflation

[Anonymous No.57553925]

>>57553904
anon don't you remember 2020? stocks aren't connected to reality

[Anonymous No.57553928]

why dont you day trade, /smg/? you actually make money that way!

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.57553929]

>>57553900
This country is quickly turning into a toilet thanks to all the fucking illegals poisoning our national identity and creating more problems than they're solving.

[Anonymous No.57553935]

>portfolio has been going up by over $500 every day for a few weeks now
Feels good but kind of scary at the same time.

[Anonymous No.57553948]

Wonder why nobody wants to buy SPY

[Anonymous No.57553949]

incel virgin who has never had sex and who watches anime and plays video games as an adult NEET manchild and who doesn't bother to wipe thoroughly after taking a shit, why is S&P500 green but Dow Jones red for the day?
Jewish manipulation?

[Anonymous No.57553952]

I'M MAKING TOO MUCH MONEY

[Anonymous No.57553965]

>>57553929
>This country
You're only upset because you think there's a country here and not an international economic zone.

[Anonymous No.57553966]

>>57553915
It’s startting to feel normal, which is insane
>>57553925
2020 was the fed’s intervention. I don’t know what this is now

[Anonymous No.57553968]

>>57553917
*BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT*
CAN'T HEAR YA OVER MY HORN FREN!
*BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT*
GOTTA DELIVER THIS LOAD!
*BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT*
MOVE OVER NOW! THANK YOU FREN I'LLBE ON MY WAY SOME THICC TENDIES WAITING AT THE DINER!
*BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT*

[Anonymous No.57553969]

>>57553928
>make money
I short the market every day because of the imminent collapse that has been discussed here in much detail over the past year. My psychiatrist says it's a gambling addiction. What a jerk. Not taking his pills any longer!

[Anonymous No.57553971]

>>57553948
Because they're all retards who believe they can outperform it

[Anonymous No.57553975]

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.57553980]

>>57553965
>You're only upset because you think there's a country here and not an international economic zone
If we were an international economic zone why aren't we exporting liquified natural gas and doing business with the russians?

[Anonymous No.57553986]

>>57553949
non-tech weighting it down

[Anonymous No.57553991]

>>57553904
i will literally 1929. either way continuing long now with a little extra powder aside is the correct answer.
only thing i'm confident in, is that everything is fragile.
I doubt most are looking to retire right now, so a possible 1929 moment isn't that bad.
stock market is just a infinite money glitch.

[Anonymous No.57553994]

>>57553980
That's a very good question.

[Anonymous No.57553995]

>>57553885
There are certainly liquid fuel engines that use O rings but the solid rocket boosters are assembled in sections with the O rings creating a flexible seal

[Anonymous No.57553999]

>>57553606
I dont get this. Is it saying that they all feel like their pussy is getting slapped?

[Anonymous No.57554000]

>>57553852

[Anonymous No.57554003]

>>57553948
Because everyone knows ATH means pullback and they are trying to time the markets. This is usually where people get priced out as it pumps super high and this becomes the new bottom(unlikely) or they get caught catching falling knives and end up pussed they didn't buy the true local bottom(most likely) its why everyone agrees averaging in overtime is the optimized play.

[Anonymous No.57554009]

>>57553952
Anon NO, they're gonna hear you!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUim9Jv0y6Q

[Anonymous No.57554012]

>>57553980
we are exporting LNG though, it's expensive to process though so only works for certain countries that will let their people suffer from high energy prices like most of west europe

[Anonymous No.57554016]

>>57553865
c3 ai

[Anonymous No.57554022]

Lol we're nowhere near the top

[Anonymous No.57554028]

>>57554003
It's a Friday and Fridays usually always have a good trend though

[Anonymous No.57554036]

>>57553853

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.57554038]

>>57554016
Yeah I'm not falling for NAK2 again.

[Anonymous No.57554041]

>>57553968

[Anonymous No.57554043]

Yeah I'm thinking the permanently high plateau will happen around SPX 6000, we have a ways to go

[Anonymous No.57554044]

This market is fucking retarded

[Anonymous No.57554053]

>>57554038
>NAK
good God what a retarded time. ptn fags and Greek shipping

[Anonymous No.57554054]

>>57554044
today has been historic. There are officially shareholders of SPY at a $500 cost basis. Wowzers in my trousers

[Anonymous No.57554056]

Oh look, another higher low for China.

[Anonymous No.57554057]

>Ukraine losing the war
>Israel genociding Palestinians
>USA at war with Houthis and Iran
>Joe Biden revealed to be literally senile
>stock market hits all time high

This makes no sense

[Anonymous No.57554059]

>>57554043
The stock market is finally catching up with inflation

[Anonymous No.57554063]

Should we buy QS calls?

[Anonymous No.57554064]

>>57554044
so am i. it works out well

[Anonymous No.57554067]

>>57553472
Journalism went from finding facts to activism and entertainment cuz the latter makes more money

[Anonymous No.57554068]

>>57554057
>things that have no impact on the us have no impact on the market
happeningbros... are we retarded?

[Anonymous No.57554070]

>>57554056
I can respect a man that knows how to use a stem glass.

[Anonymous No.57554071]

>>57554057
>Ukraine losing the war
>Israel genociding Palestinians
>USA at war with Houthis and Iran
>Joe Biden revealed to be literally senile
That's all both bullish and hilarious

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.57554076]

>>57554071
I don't understand how he can be deemed unfit to stand trial, yet fit to remain in office. Absolute shit show.

[Anonymous No.57554077]

>>57554064
this but unironically

[Anonymous No.57554078]

[Anonymous No.57554079]

>>57554036

[Anonymous No.57554080]

>500 REJECTED

[Anonymous No.57554082]

>>57554054
We can now call SPY a blue chip now

[Anonymous No.57554085]

>>57554071
>Joe Biden revealed to be literally senile
dont care still ridin' with Biden

[Anonymous No.57554086]

>>57554057
>clown market reaches ATH during the world's funniest times.
checks out.

[Anonymous No.57554088]

>>57554076
It's called everyone in the cabinet who could throw him out realizes they've got more flexibility with a dotard in charge than Harris. Why would they care about overall results for the country?

[Anonymous No.57554089]

Bulls make money.
Bears lose money.
Pigs feast.

[Anonymous No.57554090]

>>57554064
In this world you're either down with the syndrome or on the spectrum

[Anonymous No.57554094]

Here's some qqq strikes for you bear tards looking to lose more capital.

[Anonymous No.57554099]

>>57554068
>Joe biden literally senile
I hate being trolled by kikes on the business board

[Anonymous No.57554103]

Should I buy 1 share of spy at 500$ just to celebrate

[Anonymous No.57554104]

>>57554085
I agree, mostly because I bet on inflation and American collapse.

[Anonymous No.57554110]

>>57553917

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.57554109]

>>57554088
yeah and congress is about as useful as tits on a bull

[Anonymous No.57554114]

>>57554076
Because politicians don't really do anything. The elites in the background pull the strings. Didn't you listen to putins interview?

[Anonymous No.57554118]

>>57554063
>Retest after upside balance break
You could do a lot worse in terms of bets.

[Anonymous No.57554122]

>>57554089
OINK
>OINK
OINK
>OINK
OINK
>OINK
OINK
>OINK
OINK
>OINK
OINK
>OINK
OINK
>OINK
OINK
>OINK
OINK
>OINK
OINK
>OINK

[Anonymous No.57554124]

>>57554114
I can't get over that he stole a superbowl ring like 3rd world the vatnik he is

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.57554133]

>>57554124
Kraft gave it to him.

[Anonymous No.57554134]

>>57553917
Bull markets are so boring. Nothing fun to do. No blood

[Anonymous No.57554137]

Why is mara lagging when btc is 47k

[Anonymous No.57554144]

>>57554085
>>57554071
He got Egypt and Mexico confused the other day. He's not in charge.

[Anonymous No.57554159]

>>57554134
Just bear blood

[Anonymous No.57554164]

I am the generational bottom.

[Anonymous No.57554166]

Fuck it, holding top till it gets back to what it was. I won't let this shitty stock take my money

[Anonymous No.57554169]

>>57554076
read Bernays. in 1928 he said politicians don't control anything, then goes on to describe what is now commonly referred to as "the deep state". this stuff has been going on for at least 100 years. the only difference is how obvious it is becoming. in the grand scale it's still business as usual.

[Anonymous No.57554173]

>>57554144
>He got Egypt and Mexico confused the other day
who wouldnt? its pretty confusing sometimes

[Anonymous No.57554176]

>>57554159

[Anonymous No.57554177]

>>57554144
For a moment I thought
>Egypt and Morocco
>hmm, that's somewhat bad
>Egypt and MEXICO
>oh lol

[Anonymous No.57554181]

>>57554137
Because you can just as easily go with BITF or CLSK. Bitcoin miners are essentially interchangeable leveraged tokens that are worth $0. Once the ETFs get options and the new wave of LETFs get approved, they're going to lag even worse.

[Anonymous No.57554183]

>>57554137
cause people are trying to start a RIOT, but CLSK is mogging both by being "Carbon neutral"

[Anonymous No.57554184]

show off your gains /smg/, this is starting May last year
>inb4 top signal

[Anonymous No.57554186]

>>57554099
literal nothing burger

[Anonymous No.57554191]

Man I really do think SOXX and the semi sector totally has room left to run, the RSI is around 65 and historically gets up to around 85 before topping out. I predict we get a pump on NVDA earnings and then a pullback or at least a plateau for a while. But also things could just pump forever.

[Anonymous No.57554195]

>>57554057
>>Ukraine losing the war
who woulda thunk it???

[Anonymous No.57554196]

I finally understand it, we're living in the roaring 20s. I'm pointing at AI. This isn't even the speculation phase yet.

I will sell everything in August 2029.

[Anonymous No.57554203]

I boughted more
UMI
XLE
XOP
XES
GNR
NANR
XME
to go with my NATGAS AND OIL

[Anonymous No.57554204]

>>57554191
>But also things could just pump forever
capped and saved for future reference

[Anonymous No.57554206]

>>57554144
>He's not in charge.

[Anonymous No.57554208]

Reminder if you're not up at LEAST 5% today, you're better off in SMCI.

[Anonymous No.57554210]

I knew I should've unloaded my MARA at open

[Anonymous No.57554213]

>>57553928
I'm fucking trying to

[Anonymous No.57554218]

[Anonymous No.57554219]

>>57554203
Just queue up a market order for NRGU, ready to go the second Iran wipes out a US base in Iraq.

[Anonymous No.57554220]

>>57554213
You were fed a short on TOP this morning with stop loss and take profit

[Anonymous No.57554227]

>you need about 45,000 dollars of meta shares to get a whole share of meta when buying meta back with your share dividends

Does the data this fraud company collects really make it that valuabe?

[Anonymous No.57554230]

>>57554186
literal kike

[Anonymous No.57554231]

gamble in ENLV mmmmkaay
this will be my last shill for a while my bad yall!!

[Anonymous No.57554233]

>>57553616
you sold at a profit, that's all that matters
i've lost so much money being greedy and trying to max out the profits on something that had a chance of going higher
hopefully you don't need to learn that lesson like i did

accept what you were able to get, that's always a win, there will always be more chances in the future

[Anonymous No.57554240]

>>57554220
>TOP
im on their website. Is it just me or is Chinese/Japanese language incredibly inefficient? Why so many characters and pictures to say something simple like "Investor Relations"?

[Anonymous No.57554245]

Bobros... when is our time?

[Anonymous No.57554252]

>>57554240
I'm even more bearish now

[Anonymous No.57554254]

>>57554227
I’m just guessing but you probably need a million in nvda to do the same thing. We’re not talking about dividend stocks here

[Anonymous No.57554256]

>>57554219
They will probably do that over the weekend when only jews can trade.

[Anonymous No.57554258]

>>57554245
It's either in March or never at this point.

[Anonymous No.57554261]

>>57554183
Man, clsk...

[Anonymous No.57554271]

>>57553986
why is non-tech down though

[Anonymous No.57554272]

>>57554227
Stochastic
D
r
i
f
t
It's not all about dividends.

[Anonymous No.57554285]

why is everyone saying March for the collapse? cause of the fed funds rate or something else?

[Anonymous No.57554288]

>>57554233

[Anonymous No.57554291]

>>57554227
>Does the data this fraud company collects really make it that valuabe?
Yes
t. CIA

[Anonymous No.57554294]

>>57554285
Some Tyler Durden tier shit about the Fed Repo program running out. Motherfuckers always forgetting it's Calvinball.

[Anonymous No.57554297]

Took a long in OIL and made good money. Now I'm waiting for SPY to go up more

[Anonymous No.57554302]

>>57553616
>Last time I sold some shares for profit... it kept pumping and I missed out on a lot...
that is a losers mentality, focus on the next trade. always

[Anonymous No.57554303]

Feels good to have finally ditched my NOK bags

[Anonymous No.57554310]

>>57554297
I meant CL

[Anonymous No.57554313]

>>57554297
kick ass, BLESSED

[Anonymous No.57554318]

Your obsession with going long oil is interesting considering I was the only one brave enough to buy some oil in march 2020

[Anonymous No.57554321]

>>57554271
people building cash so they can donate money to their favorite online streamer on valentines day. happens every year

[Anonymous No.57554324]

>>57554303
Congratulations. NOK is not coming back, ever.

[Anonymous No.57554325]

I want one.

[Anonymous No.57554327]

>>57553760
NatGas rhymes with FUCK MY ASS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.57554332]

Mag 7 or bust theses days

[Anonymous No.57554334]

>>57554310
much better, and /BZ is nice with BNO

[Anonymous No.57554335]

>>57554321
why don't simps simply fuck hot escorts instead

[Anonymous No.57554357]

>have to sell something to pay for some stuff that suddenly came up
Do I sell KO or BP?

[Anonymous No.57554358]

TTWO dip, anyone buying?

[Anonymous No.57554361]

>>57554325
what do you even do with one? besides look like a retard in public

[Anonymous No.57554363]

>>57553459
Total Boboid Capitulation (TBC) is unironically one of the most bearish indicators imaginable

[Anonymous No.57554367]

>>57553746
This, why in the heckin' name of science are Jesusfreaks doing on the Internet, they should send each other messages through prayer and live us enlightened people the FUCK alone.

[Anonymous No.57554372]

>>57554332
How long do you think the Mag 7 meme will last?

[Anonymous No.57554377]

>>57554233

[Anonymous No.57554380]

>>57554325
lol, lmao even

[Anonymous No.57554387]

I really resent the dumb retards who swarm into every microdip instead of just letting the price move cleanly to support
I just want my clean options scalp, fuck off with your retarded permabullishness

[Anonymous No.57554389]

>>57554361
Watch movies.

[Anonymous No.57554388]

>>57554357
KO Coke moves like a snail do to it's size. And you are technically selling some of your dividend bought stocks so it is free.

[Anonymous No.57554399]

>>57554325
I'm thinking about getting some FPV goggles and strapping an IMU to them.
That gives you the only thing those have: being able to mirror your laptop display in 3d, but for 1/30th the price. I could probably rig compiz to do individual windows in 3d.

[Anonymous No.57554400]

Where is INTC headed?

[Anonymous No.57554403]

>>57554245
I keep fucking telling you. March 2024.

[Anonymous No.57554404]

>>57554389
cool i guess

[Anonymous No.57554408]

>>57554357
Sell BP. It’s obvious when you think about it.

[Anonymous No.57554409]

>muh AI
>t. Chipotle

[Anonymous No.57554420]

>>57554358
I have serious concerns as to the future profitability of AAA gaming studios. Budgets are getting too overbloated, each game costs the same as a Marvel movie. This is not sustainable. Never invest in entertainment.

[Anonymous No.57554428]

I can't laugh enough at Bobo. I don't even feel pity for him anymore.

[Anonymous No.57554433]

will SPY $500 ever again?

[Anonymous No.57554438]

WM earnings coming up. One man’s trash is another man’s treasure they say. That man is me. I’m that man.

[Anonymous No.57554442]

>>57554433
No Pika.
It's over.

[Anonymous No.57554451]

Every single one of you nerds have a perfectly good monitor sitting right in front of you and you want to go buy another one just so you can strap it to your face and do the exact same thing you can do perfectly fine, arguably even better, right now on what you already have. I now see why the market just goes straight up despite interest rates, government debt, yield curve inversions, geopolitical instability, inflation, etc. You tards just can't help yourselves to pay the asking price for whatever some influencer shoves down your throat. Glad I'm long and strong QLD I guess

[Anonymous No.57554460]

>>57554438
Based trash man

[Anonymous No.57554470]

And just like that, S&P will NEVER be below $5000, EVER again.

[Anonymous No.57554473]

>>57554335
Fluid exchange? Gross!

[Anonymous No.57554482]

>>57554220
Can't short, no margin account, can make cash only plays.

[Anonymous No.57554486]

>>57554482
You need to sort that out if you want to day trade, anon. A lot more money made on the short side than the long side

[Anonymous No.57554490]

Every single day, McDonald's loses a shitload of money due to the open burger houses at 4:00 am on account of their policy of "fostering consumer relations". At some point in this world, it is 4 in the morning, and at that point in the world, McDonald's is losing money.

[Anonymous No.57554497]

>>57554057
The world seen through zigger thirdies goggles never makes sense, indeed. Remove them, and you'll see why everything is up for the mighty West.

[Anonymous No.57554498]

>>57554420
That's a breddy gud pic you've got there pardner. I have concerns about techtroon shit in general that has nothing to do with NATGAS AND OIL. I think it might all be GAY.

[Anonymous No.57554501]

>>57554438
>WM
those goons fucked my account up when i moved to a new house. I had paid for the year already on the old house, then they refunded me and got me on monthly billing for the new house but then never cancelled my service for the old place and started charging me late fees because they refunded me and their system showed i was overdue on that address. Then they kept skipping me at the new place for a few weeks until i got the phone number of the local manager and they finally got their act together

[Anonymous No.57554503]

>>57554420
>>57554498
what oil stocks should I buy? this shit can't stay this cheap. they are also paying divvies lmao

[Anonymous No.57554504]

>>57554490
MCD does not lose money. Whatever they do, they do not lose.

[Anonymous No.57554514]

>>57554490
it's a loss leader hour. you know at the fucking crack of dawn you can go to them, something nobody else offers. when the few people do, they have a new customer that might come during normal hours.

[Anonymous No.57554515]

>>57554490
>At some point in this world, it is 4 in the morning, and at that point in the world, McDonald's is losing money
they determined that it was more profitable to not have wagies there at 4am for the low demand at that hour

[Anonymous No.57554525]

>>57554486
I know, but can't open a margin account because of insufficient funds (I tried), so first I have to make some real money the regular way. I'm just hoping to get something out of the current tech bubble so I can move onto daytrading proper someday, it's the one thing I'm aching to do

[Anonymous No.57554532]

>>57554490
no, the franchises are losing money. not corporate

[Anonymous No.57554535]

[Anonymous No.57554537]

I WANT $500 AND I WANT IT NOW

[Anonymous No.57554538]

>>57554525
Fair enough. Learn as much as you can in the meantime. If you aren't sim trading practicing your skills then you need to start

[Anonymous No.57554542]

>>57554400
Hell.

[Anonymous No.57554546]

>>57554486
>A lot more money made on the short side than the long side
This is horrible investment advice for the retail goyim
t. guy who lost a lot of money shorting a golden bull market

[Anonymous No.57554549]

>>57554503
I mostly trade
USO
USL
BNO
OILK
UCO
SCO
for oil but there's lots of good STOOKS. XOM is the king of everything but I mainly use XLE, XOP and XES. Look in their holdings.

[Anonymous No.57554552]

>>57554490
My local $MCD says its open 24 hours on the website and google maps but the close at 10pm because the owners are based and refuse to loose money like that. Plus starting wage is $18/hr here and there is a staffing crisis because we don’t have any mexicans

[Anonymous No.57554553]

>Nat gas

[Anonymous No.57554554]

>>57554532
The Franchises don't have to be open at that hour if they don't want to be. You also have to take into account that multiple McDonald's in an area are owned by the same group meaning McDonald's off of a highway that might pull 4am customers are will be open while the off the main drag McDonald's are closed forcing customers to go to the 1 24hour McD. So for the lose of 1 they make up for it with the 3 that close.

[Anonymous No.57554555]

>>57554332
at some point people are gonna figure out how to run a website and stop paying these fucks.

[Anonymous No.57554556]

>>57554400
When they get their new fab up and running they're going to explode in value

[Anonymous No.57554559]

>>57554552
>we don’t have any mexicans
where is this utopia you speak of anon?

[Anonymous No.57554562]

>>57554549
thanks. if you buy USO do you get some weird tax shit at the end of the year? one time I bought wheat or something and I made $300 bucks but spent half of that back having my tax guy fuck with the paperwork :*(

[Anonymous No.57554565]

>>57554556
SKYT will eat their lunch.

[Anonymous No.57554567]

My spotify algo is shitting the bed these months. Please send me your best songs, any genre.
add MP to watchlist maybe?
>>57554420
haven't you heard? games and studios are converting to AAAA (lol)
>>57554535
you know, i never noooticed how much fewer OOOOOOOOOOers there are replying in that image

[Anonymous No.57554571]

>>57554332
very good things happen to a market that's increasingly concentrate into fewer and fewer stonks :^)

[Anonymous No.57554572]

>>57554552
can I move there?

[Anonymous No.57554582]

>>57554562
Yep, K1 forms. OILK avoids those.

[Anonymous No.57554587]

>>57554071
Because those are all false? Your delusions are blinding you from making money

[Anonymous No.57554589]

>>57554582
Thanks. That shit sucks.

[Anonymous No.57554594]

>>57554079
>>57554110
>>57554134
>>57554218
Love the oil paintings. Real artists going out of business.

[Anonymous No.57554598]

>>57554559
I mean we do have a few mexicans but its a white suburb town thats just slightly too far away from the big city. Housing is very pricey and its mostly retired whites. Mexicans can’t affording the housing and the required amount of driving is just slightly too much relative to the regional big city. We have mexicans for yard work, but even the mcdonalds staff is mostly the few white kids that aren’t upper middle class. I’m not telling you where this is because democrats will send somalians if i start talking too loudly

[Anonymous No.57554610]

>>57554598
>I’m not telling you where this is because democrats will send somalians if i start talking too loudly
fair enough

[Anonymous No.57554611]

>>57554587

[Anonymous No.57554612]

I've just been generationally topped.

[Anonymous No.57554614]

>>57554546
>t. guy who lost a lot of money shorting a golden bull market
You're not supposed to short blue chip tech stocks anon. You short discord pump penny shit stocks that pumped 300% on no news. I called TOP today, SYRA yesterday, and GLT the day before. I could call a penny stock to short every single day with a 90% success rate and might just start doing that just for fun. As long as you use a logical resistance and have a stop loss you stand to make a lot of money

[Anonymous No.57554617]

>>57554594
real art shouldn't be sold in the first place. Every "artist" who is seething about this is really just an opportunist piece of work. That macaroni art you made for your mum or dad, now thats art.

[Anonymous No.57554621]

>>57554614
that makes more sense, i might have to try it sometime

[Anonymous No.57554623]

Someone needs to bake. And don't tell the democrats or they'll send in Somalis.

[Anonymous No.57554627]

>>57554614
How do you this? What brokerage do you use and how much money do you need?

[Anonymous No.57554628]

>>57554594
Whats funny is that when I got my first big boy job a few years ago and started earning real money, I wanted to commission an artist. Dude its a fucking nightmare. There are very few decent artists. They are all booked out or just completely unresponsive due to their mental illnesses and drug use. It doesn’t matter how much money you wave in front of them. All upfront (foolish), half now half on delivery, doesn’t matter. Its a fucking nightmare dealing with these “people”. I think AI is a demon and its art is soulless, but there is no alternative in the real world if you want results.

[Anonymous No.57554649]

>>57554565
>SKYT
Let me know when SKYT gets into the sub 10nm chip making game. This new Intel fab will be producing sub 5nm chips and they'll reclaim their crown. Expect INTC to surpass TSMC

[Anonymous No.57554654]

This TSLA price action is fucking cancerous, go test $190 already

[Anonymous No.57554706]

new
>>57554704
>>57554704
>>57554704

[Anonymous No.57554711]

>>57554627
>How do you this?
I do it with a news scanner, Benzinga being a good example. If the penny stock pumps on legit news that includes words like "cancer", "treatment" "phase 2", etc. then you don't touch it. But if it pumps on BS like electing a new board member or if there's no news at all then it's fair game. You need a scanner to tell you what's actually pumping in real time. Tradingview has a decent one, if you want to pay you can use tradeideas which is what I have. Watch for something with a low marketcap pumping on unusually high volume and you have a possible candidate. For brokers, if you're broke you can try Webull which offers shorting on easy to locate stocks and doesn't have a minimum other than whatever it takes to open a margin account. If you get serious then try a broker like Lightspeed which is what I use. They can do locates on hard to borrow stocks and they route directly to the exchange for faster trading.
If you need a very specific strategy, watch the charts for this: 5 minutes candles, RSI over 90, 5 green candles in a row. Wait for the first red candle to close below the previous candle then enter your short. Stop loss is just above the highest candle and take profit can be when price touches VWAP, 9 period moving average, first green candle, or whenever you feel like it. An example of this strategy working perfectly you can study is on ETSY in pic related which happened a few days ago in pre-market

[Anonymous No.57554712]

>>57554628
> I wanted to commission an artist
To do what? Why don’t you find an existing painting you like and buy that

[Anonymous No.57554719]

>>57553900
>>57553810
There is no high inflation and interest rates being high are bad for garbage. The market is going up purely because it believes rates will be cut.

[Anonymous No.57554731]

>>57554712
most of the good r34 is commissioned art

[Anonymous No.57554741]

>>57554712
There was not an existing painting of me and my wife. You do realize the point of creating art is customization? Its not just for jewish money laundering

[Anonymous No.57554770]

>>57554741
personal portraits are a different thing of course

[Anonymous No.57554909]

>>57554302
I am a loser though

[Anonymous No.57555490]

>>57554254
>a million in nvda to do the same thing.
A million in Nvidia will get you roughly uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh a 10th of a share.

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https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars:
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

previous /smg/ >>57554704

[Anonymous No.57556124]

Guys I need some funds/cash crisis that will crush the stock market just for a short time to unloads my bags.
What are the chances of it happening this month?

[Quasar !c9SuHbzMr6 No.57556159]

>>57556124
Well seeing as how we just had a golden cross... NOT FUCKING LIKELY.

[Anonymous No.57556266]

>>57554617
Artists have been selling paintings, sculptures and other works for thousand of years on top of having patrons. Do you think Michelangelo made the Pieta out of kindness for the church?

[Anonymous No.57556379]

>>57556124
The second half of February is usually the time of year when the stock market performs worst