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[Anonymous No.57543094]

WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER

DO NOT UNDER ESTIMATE THE POWER OF POSITIVE THOUGHT! ESPECIALLY COLLECTIVE POSITIVE THOUGHT!

THIS SHIT IS GOING TO REACH $1,000 EASILY!
HOLD THAT THOUGHT AND VISUALIZE IT IN YOUR MIND EVERYDAY AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE STARTING NOW AND IT WILL MANIFEST INTO REALITY. DO IT! I'M NOT JOKING!

VISUALIZE AS OFTEN AND AS DETAILED AS POSSIBLE!

EVERYTHING IS ENERGY AND VIBRATION
ATTUNE YOUR VIBRATIONS TO MATCH THAT OF MONEY AND IT WILL FLOW TO YOU

[Anonymous No.57543115]

>>57543094
You are a MANIAC

[Anonymous No.57543135]

>>57543115
dude... SO ARE YOU
you are in every fucking thread saying the exact same shit

"the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result"

[Anonymous No.57543147]

LET'S FUCKING GO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.57543408]

its working bros

[Anonymous No.57543433]

*SCHLOP* *SCHLOP* *SCHLOP*
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[Anonymous No.57543435]

>>57543094

[Anonymous No.57543485]

>>57543094
how can i tell that you're a pajeet just by the way you write kek.
go back to quora rankesh

[Anonymous No.57543494]

>>57543485
fuck off newfag

[Anonymous No.57543498]

>>57543485
>how can i tell that you're a pajeet just by the way you write kek.
the irony that this is clearly ESL lmao

[Anonymous No.57543513]

>>57543094
>>57543115
You are an absolute MADMAN!

[Anonymous No.57543521]

>>57543094

[Anonymous No.57543523]

>>57543485
jfc you really are new here aren't you buckaroo

[Anonymous No.57543529]

>>57543494
>fuck off newfag

[Anonymous No.57543563]

>>57543485
>mfw this is the level of board knowledge possessed by fuddies

[Anonymous No.57543795]

>>57543485
Nolinkers are new confirmed

[sage No.57544239]

>>57543485
HAHAHA fucking jeet fudders are all newfags.

[Anonymous No.57544299]

>>57544239
Sir no please tell how to become oldfag thank you

[Anonymous No.57544340]

I love chainlink. All the drama, the memes, the community surrounding it, it's really something. But what I love most about it is knowing that in couple years I will be a billionaire. It's not even a 99% chance, it is quite literally guaranteed. As a result of that knowledge, I stopped showering and brushing my teeth over a year ago. There is simply no reason for me to do it when I know I'll be rich. I will be fucking whores every night and laughing as they're throwing up from my disgusting, stinky body and mouth. As they kiss me on my rotten teeth, or suck my stinky, 2 year unwashed hog. It will be quite something. In fact I am already seeing effects of my stinky adventure. Yesterday I went to a shop to buy some cheese and make a stop at McD's for a big mac and the cashier at the store was visibly gagging at the smell of me and trying to hide it. Other customers were standing like 5 meters behind me. It was truly hilarious. And none of them have any idea of my guaranteed, future riches. They must already be so jealous of me. The stinkiest billionaire ever.

[Anonymous No.57544387]

>>57543094
>WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER

[Anonymous No.57546411]

>>57543094

[Anonymous No.57546629]

>>57543485
Nice meme otherwise brother

[Anonymous No.57546669]

it's a company making money by selling tokens. companies do everything to increase their profit, so they will sell more tokens. to sell more tokens, they need to tell potential customers what they want to hear, i.e. marketing. their target demographic is terminally online losers that pride themselves in their tech affinity which means they are able to follow a tutorial if it's written for idiots. it's an easy target to extract money from and the margins are huge

[Anonymous No.57546711]

>Bitcoin Superconference comenses and it's Sergey's time to come on stage. "And now we welcome Sergey Nazarov to talk about smart contracts beyond tokenization". A minute comes by and nothing happens. Eventually 10 men start slowing walking from the backstage holding an extremely bulky water tank, one would think be reserved for a large water animal. They place it on the ground and after few seconds the lights in the water tank turn on to reveal 2000 kg Sergey Nazarov, who appears to be levitating in the water tank.

>He is so large it seems that the surrounding fish have created a symbiotic ecosystem around his body and he cannot leave without dying. Rory quickly runs on stage and throws a big mac into the water tank while Sergey's body absorves the big mac and consumes it, still soaked in water and fish shit. Few minutes pass with absolute silence in the room until Sergey finally speaks couple words with an extremely slow, deep and tiring voice: "Hyperledger use chainlink, Microsoft use chainlink, Facebook use chainlink, ethereum use chainlink, mainnet now".

>Everyone in the room starts clapping, cheering and throwing shit at each other and chainlink immidiately skyrockets to $1,000,000 and achieves price singularity. /biz/ then goes on to make 50 additional chainlink threads per day, mostly filled with pictures of the first chainlink city on Mars and private islands of LINK owners, while all the nolinkies proceed to kill themselves at the same time. Sergey receives a noble prize for the most innovative invention of the past 1000 years, President Trump outlaws any other oracle providers beside ChainLink and within years the entire world economy is powered by LINK, which now keeps steady at $1,000,000,000 as the only usable cryptocurrency.

[Anonymous No.57546739]

>>57543135
>He thinks it's the same two people giving the same response to each other in every thread.
That's cute.

[Anonymous No.57546808]

Based LPL chuddie kiddos how you doing based kiddos chuddie??? pools closed aww miss out? SEETHE!

[Anonymous No.57547460]

Link fudders hard at work producing and contributing to other threads about dogshit coins, as they also produce link fud threads.
Dilute the message, dilute the response.
It's 'drowning out' exercise.
NEVER
FUCKING
SELLING.