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[Anonymous No.57536919]

Why am I being shown advertisements about young people having heart attacks?

In there going to be a boom in a new pharmaceutical vertical we can invest in?

[Anonymous No.57536956]

>>57536919
Vaxxed

[Anonymous No.57536969]

>>57536919
No refunds

[Anonymous No.57536998]

>>57536956
>tfw it also includes all other vaccines

[Anonymous No.57537046]

>>57536919
ow, my breast implants

[Anonymous No.57537057]

>>57537046
Kek

[Anonymous No.57537076]

>>57536919
pharmaceutical advertisements are just bribes for the news agencies so they wont investigate
>here's 100M for a new commercial, dont investigate young people having heart attacks

[Anonymous No.57537217]

>>57536919
bro's is massive amounts of caffeine everyday good for you

[Anonymous No.57537380]

>>57537076
>pharmaceutical advertisements are just bribes for the news agencies so they wont investigate
Any proof?

[Anonymous No.57537458]

>>57536919
Idk man maybe insiders are worried about your food habits once I applied on superverse, all the ads analytics has been showing me reffer to Blockchain games.
the fact that your pc is constantly being scanned and your info sold cant be denied lmao.

[Anonymous No.57537478]

>>57536919
They are trying to normalize sudden adult death and younger heart attacks. It's from the jab. Make sure everyone you know knows this

[Seanonymous No.57537521]

>>57536919
Blackbox ai has predicted you will have early heart problems, I guess. It thinks I'm Jewish which I take as a compliment.

[Anonymous No.57537534]

it makes zero sense to check your heart for a "heart attack" wtf is this garbage

[Anonymous No.57537552]

>>57537534
*check your heart rate

[Anonymous No.57537602]

Fuck I hope. I'd love to profit off of young retards dying. This generation is the absolute fucking worst and I'm a milennial I'm not even a boomer.

[Anonymous No.57537615]

>>57537458
I really love conspiracy theories and shit. Makes the world feel way more interesting than it is

[Anonymous No.57537665]

>>57536956
this

[Anonymous No.57537701]

>>57536956
This.

I mean, I tried to warn zoomers in my family, but they went ahead and injected that shit in their fuckin systems. My consciousness is clean kek

[Anonymous No.57537703]

>>57537615
>Conspiracy theories
Bro it's not a conspiracy. Big Tech's entire business relies on stealing data to sell to whoever pays for it no strings attached.

[Anonymous No.57537723]

>>57537217
No, expect kidney stones soon. Enjoy pissing rocks

[Anonymous No.57537742]

>>57537703
this guy is so stupid for believing in conspiracy theories you know what i heard that he believes in conspiracies theories what an idiot he is believe me big tech's business relies on ads and nothing more what's next he's gonna tell me that big tech isn't out there to get you and turn your kids trans he is probably a liberal and thinks that the earth is round

[Anonymous No.57537746]

>>57537458
this
go easy on the caffeine and monster energy and prime and whatever other bullshit kids consume in exorbitant quantities every single day nowadays op, you are going to fucking die.

[Anonymous No.57537752]

>>57537615
how much money do i need to be like this anons? is 35 link ok?

[Anonymous No.57537753]

>>57537458
Insiders want your data?
guess they'll be enjoying the giant amount of porn stored on my drive

[Anonymous No.57537765]

what did you expect
>social media stress
>garbage food every day all day
>vaping
>lethargic lifestyle
>not enough sleep
>not enough water, not even near enough
that's the average american kid no wonder you are getting ads for shit like this.
>>57537742
hi bot bro how you doing :)

[Anonymous No.57537788]

>>57537458
>your pc
projecting winsissy

[Anonymous No.57537814]

>>57537788
lmao you are retarded my guy you need to seriously lay off the caffeine and energy drinks you are gonna die i have more crypto than you will ever dream of pussy now go back to your moms basement and get off your computer

[Anonymous No.57538262]

>>57537615
"her" ears are twice the size of his

[Anonymous No.57538351]

>>57536919
>pharmaceutical propaganda
i'm very healthy daytrading all day, eating whatever shit i want and playing whatever shitty web3 game i want on superverse

[Anonymous No.57538445]

>>57536919
Be careful. Heart attacks are going around. You don't want to catch it.

[Anonymous No.57538484]

>>57538445
Tiktok is so gay

[Anonymous No.57538499]

>>57536956
Fpbp

[Anonymous No.57538500]

>>57536956
>2 more years
When will the die off finally happen and complete? Can I get a year?

[Anonymous No.57538536]

>>57537615
who is this cute lil lady

[Anonymous No.57539691]

>>57536919
Zoomers are actually retarded, they don't drink water and never exercise. Go figure.

[Anonymous No.57539745]

>>57537723
retard

[Anonymous No.57540258]

>>57536919
also, what ethical standards would you expect from companies producing these demonic throwaway vapes in regards to ingredients? that shit contains like 9000 times more sweetener and magic mint juice than the older vape stuff and i see zoomers buying those things at literally every third building i pass by on the street

[Anonymous No.57540320]

>>57538500
It's happening now and for every year for the rest of your limited life vaxxie

[Anonymous No.57541629]

>>57536919
it's that God damn bomba clot shot

[Anonymous No.57541694]

>>57536919
Invest in pfizer. They already have the "cure".

[Anonymous No.57542017]

>>57538445
Death from sex, what am I, a trannie?

[Anonymous No.57542121]

>>57536919
Good time to get a career in life insurance? All the boomers are dying too

[Anonymous No.57542135]

>>57538500
Young people are having heart issues for no reason

[Anonymous No.57542172]

>>57536919
BOOOOBA

[Anonymous No.57542286]

18yo zoomer not so smug to 30yo boomer now that zoomer had a vaxxie heartattacksie.

[Anonymous No.57542298]

>>57539745
>>57537723
>>57537217
But it hardens arteries though, that part is real.

[Anonymous No.57542317]

>>57538500
it is happening did you watch the gif

[sage No.57543506]

>>57538262

[Anonymous No.57543559]

>>57543506

[Anonymous No.57543590]

>>57543559

[Anonymous No.57543596]

>>57536956
FPBP

[Anonymous No.57543600]

>>57543590
kek, imagine the children

[Anonymous No.57543753]

>>57540320
The numbers difference doesn't look significant, especially seeing as Americans get more sedentary every year and boomers are starting to mass die off. A few thousand is really nothing.

[Anonymous No.57543757]

>>57543600
checked

[Anonymous No.57543794]

>>57536919
when the vaxxes were being pushed hard, I moved my 401k into stock for every medical device maker that makes some form of heart stent, defribulator, or pacemaker. i plan to retire a multimillionaire.

[Anonymous No.57544609]

>>57536919