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>the final stretch

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Financials podcasts/channels
https://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA - Fundamendals analysis
https://www.youtube.com/@TheDavidLinReport - Stocks, PMs, Crypto
https://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV - Various themed livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews - Stocks, PMs, Crypto

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

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>>57533569

>> No.57534674

stop baking before bump limit you fucking cum guzzling nigger

>> No.57534678

Lost all my savings in FBLG...

>> No.57534681

> Consumer Credit Change (Dec)
>Actual: $1.56B
>Expected: $16B
>Previous: $23.75B

You ran out of money, burgers.

>> No.57534683

>>57534665
ew this is underbaked

>> No.57534685

NATGAS AND OIL
ATGAS AND OIL
TGAS AND OIL
GAS AND OIL
AS AND OIL
S AND OIL

>> No.57534691

I'm all in CCJ please go up
I got burned so hard with ELF I need to make it back

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>>57534674
Thank you, but I prefer it my way

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COME ON SNAP FALL MORE AAAAAAAA

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>>57534665
This is not the bread I remember. Why I we rebaking moldy bread with poopoo youtube links?

Here is the real Bread links.

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free chart:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://nhentai.net/g/344993/
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Links for China Shills
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://bad-dragon.com/shop
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

>> No.57534710

if spy doesnt dump before close tomorrow that means ive lost all my money

>> No.57534719
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NEWHIGHS NVDANIGGERS

>> No.57534725

>>57534707
Please refer to >>57534692

>> No.57534728
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57534728

>>57534681
>AMZN, AAPL, and META have all stopped rising

>> No.57534731
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>>57534710
ME TOO!

>> No.57534742

>>57534685
I'm not buying your Canadian oil sand shitco.

>> No.57534745
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>>57534725

>> No.57534753
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>>57534707
>stock market words

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57534754

5000 COME ON COME ON

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57534763

>>57534681
>Consumer Credit Change (Dec)
Does the new new come out tonight?

>> No.57534768

>>57534728
take your profits from the mega caps and buy the hidden gems like Safety Shot retard.

>> No.57534770

>>57534731
My predictions for 2030
>Quest 5
>iPhone 20
Everything else is the same.

>> No.57534773
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57534773

Fixed Links Edition

>Brokers:
https://www.linkedin.com/in/tony-dwyer-85313715
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_C._Bogle
https://www.zerodha.com/

>Risk management:
https://www.global-mind.org/gcpdot/
https://www.random.org/
https://www.magic-8ball.com/

>Investments:
https://www.carvana.com/
https://www.etsy.com/search/?q=rare+disney+watches
https://www.instantpot.com/instant-pot-home/
https://www.yachtworld.com/

>Live Streams:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3szkFHfr6sA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQ9r6Mk9L1s

>Educational sites:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.hentai-foundry.com/
https://www.instructables.com/
https://www.leetcode.com/

>Calendars:
https://www.astrology.com/us/astrology-calendar-2023.aspx
https://www.chabad.org/holidays/default_cdo/year/2023/jewish/holidays-2023.htm

Previous thread: >>57533569

>> No.57534779

>>57534630
>What's FA, trying to learn.
that's what you're doing, financial analysis, looking at financial data about a company trying to guess if their stock price should go up. It's a dangerous meme for noobs because they'll buy some """undervalued""" garbage no one ever heard of or Intel because they think "undervalued" means it should go back up, and it doesn't go back up because despite what FA says the business is garbage.

FA is generally useless because it basically has no predictive power as to what the stock will do and also it's nothing that the market doesn't already know so it doesn't give you an edge. But hacks who can't trade for a living will teach you FA like it's a valuable skill when it's not.

>> No.57534781

Get to 5000 and I’ll stop being antisemitic for one month

>> No.57534783
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>>57534773

>> No.57534785

>>57534768
>hidden gems
You're actually thinking of MTTR.

>> No.57534788

>>57534678
this was me btw >>57524174

>> No.57534795
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57534795

>volume is literally 50% what it was yesterday
>market just 'goes up'
Are you fucking kidding.

>> No.57534796

>>57534768
>hidden gems like Safety Shot retard
lmao

>> No.57534797

>>57534692
kek @ lord of war reference

>> No.57534798
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57534798

>>57534742
I trade futures price BASED ETFs.

>> No.57534801

>>57534763
Back to -50

>> No.57534802

>>57534788
It's a biotech smallcap, what did you expect?

>> No.57534807

>>57534801
how optimistic.
negative 200 to negative 300

>> No.57534808

I am losing all my money

>> No.57534813

>>57534795
Most volume comes in right at the end. That'll push us over the SPX 5000 limit.

>> No.57534814

HELLO

I HATE BEARS LIKE YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE

>> No.57534824
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>>57534814
why?

>> No.57534831

>>57534808
I hope you aint shorting NVDA

>> No.57534832

>>57534710
>>57534731
SPY pumps tommorow confirmed

>> No.57534834

I TOLD YOU RETARDS
I TOLD YOU

SPY BREAKING 500

I CALLED 480 SPY YEAR END

I’m a literal genius, making money for nothing while bobos needs to kys

I also called PALANTIR

I knew it, im just too smart


Btw PLTR is a 10 bagger

You can still get on the train

BUY SPY BUY PLTR

GET RICH NIGGA

SIX FIGURES TODAY IN THIS BITCH AYYYYYYYYY

>> No.57534835

>>57534798
I know, I was just joshing about the "S AND OIL" last line there.

But seriously, the fuck's up with nat gas? Are we going to see 1.50?

>> No.57534838

>>57534831
I am shorting SPY

>> No.57534840

>>57534824
SAME REASON I HATE STUPID PEOPLE

THEY SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED TO LIVE

>> No.57534849

>>57534795
>>57534813
something like 70% of volume is in the first 15 minutes and the last 15 minutes of the market

>> No.57534851

>>57534834
Nobody can even explain to me what they even do. So it is for that reason I am out.

>> No.57534852
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>>57534814
Literal bears are cool though.

>> No.57534859

>>57534834
based PLTR chad, this general won't fomo in until 35 though

>> No.57534860
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57534860

I want WWIII to happen like you wouldn't believe. I don't care how it affects the market I just want to see death tolls in the tens of millions across europe and the middle east.

>> No.57534869

>>57534840
Make sure you call a suicide hotline before you do anything stupid.

>> No.57534870

>>57534835
AH!
I am *guessing* that we will at least see $1.75. I'm assuming you are already well aware of March having traded at about $1.75 just a few days before it became active month and it ain't even April yet so $1.50 might not even be the ultimate bottom that gets touched.

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>>57534834
you goys are spitting in JPOWs face with calamitous intent.

>> No.57534876

>>57534860
shut up contrarian wannabe misanthropist.
you just need a hug from a cis woman.

>> No.57534882
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57534882

I told yall to buy aapl for the upcoming AI bull run, hope yall listened

>> No.57534890

OIL
BACK
OVER
SEVENTY
FO

>> No.57534897

>>57534882
Does it have pictures of the vision pro in the training data or did you have to verbally describe it?

>> No.57534898

>>57534860
WWIII isn't going to be Nations vs Nations, it's going to be Earth vs Aliens.

>> No.57534900

>>57534876
we both know that's never going to happen

>> No.57534911

>>57534851
They make money, what is so hard to understand? This is why youll forever be, baggie.

>> No.57534913

>>57534834
i kind of want to sell my enphase and go all in on palantir, but damn enphase is too good right now

>> No.57534914

>>57534665
This guy's butt always makes me coom.
Also 90% of my account is NVDA and AMD not sure if that matters...

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57534916

nows the time to pick up your SNAPFU /biz/

>> No.57534917

OSCR

>> No.57534923

What do you guys think about CFDs vs options?
With CFDs I just pick a volatile stock, open a position and wait until I make enough profit to sell. This isn't possible with options.

>> No.57534930
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>>57534860
>>57534890
Iraqi militias are calling to storm Baghdad's Green Zone in retaliation for some dude getting assassinated.

>> No.57534931

>>57534911
>youll forever be, baggie.
You're such an idiot.

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>>57534917
MEYR

>> No.57534940
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>>57534897
The apple vision pro is too new to be in the training set. The model is constructing something original using known apple products and other vr headsets. My prompt just said something along the lines of

>man wearing VR goggle headset, text words spelling “AAPL”, scan of a 1990s Japanese video game magazine advertisement, photograph, bent page crease

>> No.57534941

I technically don't have to pay taxes until they tell me how much i owe right?

>> No.57534942

>>57534882
I did - but BEFORE the AI meme even started

>> No.57534943

>>57534911
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh>>57534931

>> No.57534949

>>57534731
These people are evil and they need to die.

>> No.57534953

NVIDIA 700
NVIDIA 700
NVIDIA 700
NVIDIA 700
NVIDIA 700
NVIDIA 700

>> No.57534954

>>57534941
You don't have to pay taxes until April 15th.

>> No.57534959

>>57534941
with interest!

>> No.57534965
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>>57534742
today I read that "Canola" is literally a contraction of Canada Oil

>> No.57534966
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57534966

can the meme line be defeated?

>> No.57534968

>>57534931
Ho shidd

>> No.57534976
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>>57534941
they'll assume a cost basis of zero for every sale made since that's all that's reported to the IRS, but yes they'll send a bill eventually

>> No.57534978

>>57534953
Aren't the people that grok such things telling us that NVDA is going to run into resistance around $700...?

/looks queasy

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>>57534931
Baggot, McDonald's isn't kosher, I'm very disappointed you'd eat that goyslop and spit on the 16 billion Jews that died in the Holocaust.

>> No.57534986

SPX can't break 5000 because Biden is a gay nigger from outer space

>> No.57534990

So Pershing Square is going public. Apart from Ackman being a sperg, what are the downsides?

>> No.57534992

>>57534941
You actually have to make quarterly payments.

>> No.57534995
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>>57534965
Everyone knows about PIN Number but no one knows about Canola Oil

>> No.57534996 [DELETED] 

>>57534965
yeah rapeseed oil didnt go over well with marketing

>> No.57535003
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>>57534965
truly these people are a menace. they're also responsible for the abomination that is American cheese.

>> No.57535009

>>57534976
I'm glad she showed those chuds. Hopefully she'll post a picture of her butthole to really teach them a lesson.

>> No.57535015

>>57534965
Which is why it's shit cooking oil
t. leaf

>> No.57535017

>>57534860
>I just want to see death tolls in the hundreds of millions across the continents of Africa and Asia

>> No.57535019
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57535019

Guess the chart.

Hint: The 30% jump is fucking baffling.

>> No.57535020

>>57534990
PSHZF has been available for awhile

>> No.57535022
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57535022

February is 1/4 done. How has your month been so far anons? I've made 8 trades so far this month.

>> No.57535028

>>57534983
I wanted to try the double big mac and the shamrock shake. Shamrock Shake gets a 6/10 and the double big mac gets a 4/10, the french fries are a solid 8/10 though so the entire experience gets a 6/10.

>> No.57535029

>>57535017
I just don't want to go to work. Not saying starving in a nuclear wasteland is any better.

>> No.57535030

>>57535003
Hey American cheese is the best for making grilled cheese. Don't even bother coming to me with that stringy ass normal cheese

>> No.57535032

>>57535019
meta?

>> No.57535035

CMG +7% in a day

>> No.57535036

>>57535019
obviously PLTR

>> No.57535038

Sleepy hour?

>> No.57535042

>>57535032
>>57535036
Not tech (face it: none of us would be surprised at a 30% jump there)

>> No.57535043

>>57535022
up 10%. i dont trade, i only hold

>> No.57535055
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>>57535022
+2% but I’m gay and don’t trade only hold

>> No.57535056

>>57535036
who is modeling this shit?

>> No.57535058

>>57535022
Just getting back into investing and options. Going to take time to build my account back up after a long time of unemployment.

>> No.57535064 [DELETED] 
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>>57535019
ZENV

>> No.57535066

>>57535019
>>57535042
Another hint: Its market cap is between 10 and 20 billion. Not a tiny shitco.

>> No.57535073
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>>57535019
XPO

>> No.57535077

>>57535064
Actually not a bad guess. Why is *that* guy up so much?

>> No.57535078
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>>57535022
finally reached my target, was stuck in 9 figure hell for what seemed like eternity

>> No.57535086
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>>57535073
*ding* *ding* *ding*

Because why wouldn't a trucking company trade like the second coming of Jesus?

>> No.57535087

>>57535078
That's bait!

>> No.57535093
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>>57535078
Congratulations anon! And welcome to 10 figure hell! BUCKLE UP! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA

>> No.57535094
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>>57534930
also picrel

>> No.57535095
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>>57535078
it is fun to play make believe

>> No.57535099

big pump staring any minute now
>any minute now

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>>57535086
>Because why wouldn't a trucking company trade like the second coming of Jesus?

>> No.57535103
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Hold

>> No.57535106

>>57535094
Bibi is funding the war effort with ZIM calls. Let him cook.

>> No.57535107

>>57535087
i refuse to believe this. I am going in

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>>57534976
>check Rolling Stone's feed
>every other post for the past 2+ days is about Drumpf
Jesus

>> No.57535119

Wheres Mr 702. I know he's in here

>> No.57535126

>>57535035
I have a single share because it's the only fast food I ever eat. If I'm going to pay $15 for a fucking burrito I better see some gains in return.

So far it's payed for itself.

>> No.57535129

>>57535119
Who?

>> No.57535130

>>57535101
Yeah, I'm not surprised they're making money but this kind of gap up is betting heavily on drought in Panama and an Israeli war to drag on. NVDA's decade long CUDA monopoly it ain't.

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57535136

Having money is fun
Verification not required

>> No.57535142

>Baggie your such an idiot for buying that EVA stock they're going bankrupt.
hahahahaha I'm making money.

>> No.57535143

>>57535136
>Having money
>posts portfolio
Rookie mistake

>> No.57535146

>>57534788
I'm next, ENLV

>> No.57535148

Disneybros, how are we feeling?

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>>57535136
I got denied 300K twice now. Go ascend without me...

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>>57534936

>> No.57535166

>>57535153
Best race track BTW.

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57535171

>>57535148
May Yidsney and all its foul works be trampled underfoot. Amen.

>> No.57535179

>>57535143
this guy knows

>> No.57535182

>>57535171
Support all amazon actresses.

>This post sponsored by Jeff Bezos

>> No.57535188

>>57535171
This f*ing bimbo needs to learn her place.

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57535191

What is ZENV?

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57535196

**watches the S&P 500 1 minute chart menacingly**

>> No.57535200
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>>57535106
Oh, BTW, back to the NATGAS price, got to FREEPORT is supposed to kick back into action somewhere around mid moonth but I don't know how much that will bolster it.

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>>57535188
But this is all she said.

>> No.57535208

>three
>five minute
>God
>candles

>> No.57535212

>>57535200
What is FREEPORT

>> No.57535213
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57535213

>futures

>> No.57535215
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57535215

Fuck this ponzi. My shorts start right here right now. AI is a meme, you know it's a meme, i know it's a meme. The gauntlet is thrown

>> No.57535216
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>>57535148
I am actually thinking of taking a dumb chance at shorting Disney.

>> No.57535217
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57535217

When is the US market going to crash?

>> No.57535218
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>>57535188
>>57535204
Meanwhile, this Marxist motherfucker is still employed.

>> No.57535222

>>57535212
I don't know what it stands for, but it's a yuge liquefied natural gas export terminal.

>> No.57535228
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>>57535136
>Performing worse than my mother
Pathetic. Good for you but you gotta up your game, m8.
Also, why the hell didn't you guys slurp the NVDA dip yesterday? A correction from being over the bollinger. Of course it just keeps pumping

>> No.57535233
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S&P sisters....

>> No.57535234
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>>57535215
O ye of little faith.

>> No.57535235

>>57535217
When you give up and go long

>> No.57535241
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>>57535217
Never.

>> No.57535250

>>57535222
Thats what I thought. Thatll keep the price stable above $2 for sure.

>> No.57535255
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>>57535022
>I've made 8 trades so far this month.
a lot more for me

>> No.57535256
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BY GAWD THAT'S BONE SAW MCGRAW'S MUSIC

>> No.57535257

>>57535217
You have 8 and a half minutes left to sell absolutely everything

>> No.57535263
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57535263

I don’t know anything about ZENV but I saw it rising fast so I bought some. Its a penny stock so I don’t care if I lose money, I didn’t spend a lot

>> No.57535265

>>57535217
Why would we crash? We have AI, you think it will not foresee the crash... It's way too smart to miss that.

>> No.57535266

>>57535171
Didn't Gina Carano blackmail an autistic guy or something?

>> No.57535270
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>>57535257

>> No.57535273

>>57535255
are you the guy from previous thread that said he shorted commodities?

>> No.57535275

>>57535212
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freeport_LNG

UNRELATED
also, went ahead and boughted moar UVXY

>> No.57535277

>>57534849
>>57534813
Cool where's the volume. This is just fake, amigx.

>> No.57535280

>>57535273
No thats me

>> No.57535283

>>57535275
UVXY kills anons bro no

>> No.57535289

>>57535228
talk is cheap, show your folio (or your mom's)

>> No.57535290

>>57535273
No I don't do that, although a few days ago I was gonna short OJ at $367... lmao good thing that didn't go through due to lack of free margin

>> No.57535291

3 stocks I bought instantly dropped 1% in the next 10 minutes very natural yes yes

>> No.57535292

>>57535255
what language is this?
>>57535022
>I've made 8 trades so far this month.
i have done 27 so far this month

>> No.57535293

Burger friends, say a CEO wants to buy stocks in his company for himself, how long does it take for that info to come public?

>> No.57535297

>>57535217
Wait NVDA reaches $1000

>> No.57535300

>>57535292
Polish, I'm not even Polish but legally it has to be in Polish because I live there...

>> No.57535301
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>>57534795
Goddamn I love this anime. Good stuff.
They just keep slurping the market, even at this high level. Makes sense if you consider the true M2 and M1 velocity. The big money is creating more and more value for themselves

>> No.57535304

>>57535293
2 weeks

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>>57535297
Won’t happen.

>> No.57535314

>>57535300
>Poland
good choice. polish women have good milkers.

>> No.57535318
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>>57535293
https://www.sec.gov/news/press-release/2022-222
https://www.investopedia.com/sec-amendments-insider-trading-rules-7151509

>> No.57535325

i'm gonna turn this $5 into $100 at the end of the month mark my fucjking words

>> No.57535329

>>57535283
???
?
?

>> No.57535331

>>57535304
>>57535318
thanks, for some reason I keep telling myself that Zuck won´t be starting 2025 with just 700 million in dividends.

>> No.57535335

LONG DISNEY OR SHORT DISNEY . FAST /SMG/

>> No.57535342

>>57535314
it's funny how burgers are generally positive on the Polish while the bongs loathe the

>> No.57535344
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>MOC IMBALANCE 750 MLN SELL-SIDE.

>> No.57535346

>>57535335
CRAB DISNEY

>> No.57535347

>>57535335
STRADDLE DISNEY

>> No.57535352

>>57535325
Im not saying it absolutely cant be done, but its easier to make money with larger sums of money. Youre gonna have a reeeaaal hard time buying and selling for profit with such a small starting principle.

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Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>> No.57535355

>>57535266
Wat? No.

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>>57535335

>> No.57535359

>>57535335
this an ER play? stay away and trade the aftermath

>> No.57535360

>>57535342
Same reason why Americans aren't fond of Mexicans but Yuros just think of them as funny brown Spaniards, it's a matter of living with millions of them or not.

>> No.57535365

>>57535353
+10.46%

Woulda been 20% but i got shook out

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>>57535353
-0.72%

>> No.57535368

>>57535204
Well maybe she should have learned her place is with her mouth shut and in the kitchen and not on X (formerly twitter).

>> No.57535369

There's no way Nvidia can hit 2T market cap right

>> No.57535370

>>57535335
I would have said short but you never know.

>>57535353
Bounced back higher still.

>> No.57535371
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Every day I pray for this market to dump and rape all Mumus.

>> No.57535373
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ARM BROS

>> No.57535379

>>57535353
-43.43%

>> No.57535380

>>57535353
Up a grand. It's raining frozen slush but I have plenty of nice dry grey pine and I just tossed another piece on the stove. All told, I'm happy.

>> No.57535383

ARM SERS?

>> No.57535388
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>>57535353
+.83%
I'm making money but my covered calls have been getting anally annihilated for the past few months. Gotta take the good with the bad though, I guess.

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>>57535342
Because Polish people that have made it to the US are generally display a hard-working qualities whereas Polish people that go to the UK are generally of the less than desirable type. Same here in Scandinavia. We have had massive problems with them (hyperbole and you know how it is but those few that do shit give everyone a bad rep).

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>>57535353
>-0.23%
>YTD: +3.30%

At least BABA closed off the lows, with uranium and MRVL picking themselves back up.

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>>57535353

>> No.57535395
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>>57535379
could be worse

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>>57535355
Lauren Witzke said so on telegram 2 years ago

>> No.57535397

>>57535099
>>57535208
I stand corrected.

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>>57535353
Im not checking!

>> No.57535402

>>57535353
Up 47 buckaroos (+7.26%).

>> No.57535408

Remember to thank President Biden for your gains today and saving the economy :)

>> No.57535409

>>57535371
Q2

>> No.57535411

>>57535353
+0.32%
US stuff is up, Canada stuff is crabbing, a story as old as dirt

>> No.57535412

>>57535353
THREE POINT THREE PERCENT IN ONE DAY HOLY FUCK!
>>57535390
American pols are exactly the retards people in Europe describe them as in my experience. There's definitely something genetic going on there. We only like them because they haven't gone completely gay and pro immigrant like most of the other Euros have.

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>>57535353
2,43%

>> No.57535423
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57535423

>ARM
Well, guess I'm going to buy myself some fish and chips.
See you guys later.

>> No.57535424

>>57534665
What do we think about $bud now that the Donald has endorsed

>> No.57535425
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>>57535396
T-tell me more about this Gina Carano honeypot. That sounds awful. What exactly happened? How could someone end up in it?

>> No.57535429

>>57535402
kick ass, BLESSED

>> No.57535437

I'm so fucking underwater on my PayPal calls and overexposed myself so much thinking they were too cheap to ignore. If they don't crush earnings I'm buying rope.

>> No.57535440
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>>57535373

>> No.57535443
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>ARM

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooOoooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooOoooooOooooooOoooooooooooooOoooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.57535446

>>57535424
That doesn't change the flavor tho

>> No.57535451

>>57535353
+$7.44
I started investing right after New Years. Not much in the pot yet but I'm adding weekly.

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>>57535425
idek desu :/

>> No.57535464

DISNEY 1
CHUDS 0

>> No.57535465

holding $1800 in spy 497 puts that expire tomorrow

>> No.57535466

>>57535353
-10% overall, buying SNAP was the worst trade i've ever done. might buy PLUG though if biden keeps pushing hydrogen tech just to get on that bubble.

>> No.57535495
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WTF ARM IS LITERALLY MOOOONING
BUY LEDDIT BUYYYYY!!!!!

>> No.57535500

>>57535446
I don't drink the beverage. It tastes like sweat. But the stonk might rise

>> No.57535502
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57535502

Sure you have heard of LLY, but have you heard of its spinoff ELAN? Lots of crazy cancer treatments in the R&D pipeline, the kinda stuff too risky for humans but acceptable for animals

>> No.57535511

Currently use robinhood with its 8% margin, was wondering if their was another app that would let me leverage more than 2 to 1 for a similar interest

>> No.57535512
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57535512

but for real buy my ELAN bags

>> No.57535515

>>57535437
If you're playing with options, only do it with a small amount of your money.

>> No.57535525

>>57535502
LLY works because of Zepbound. Without GLP-1's it's... just another biotech.

>> No.57535530

>>57535437
>PayPal
>crush earnings
Pick one. PayPal fair value is $30 per share.

>> No.57535542

>>57535530
you said that about NVDA a year ago

>> No.57535543

>PYPL
WTFWT?!

>> No.57535547

give me the next NVIDIA, I missed out on this one

thanks

>> No.57535561

I'm so sick of this meme market.

>> No.57535567
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>> No.57535569

>Disney

How in the fuck did they pump so much AH????

>> No.57535572
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MICKEYMOUSESISTERS
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.57535577

>>57535542
>Comparing NVDA and PayPal.
That's like comparing MCD to CVX.

>> No.57535580
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>>57535525
Its a biotech dip right now, time to slurp. But lets talk long term. Birth rates are crashing. Its estimated that by 2035 nearly 45% of women will be single and childless. This demographic trend has clear long term indications for pet, wine, and dildo stocks.

>> No.57535581

>New DIS CEO is gay AND black

>> No.57535588

>>57535547
intel

>> No.57535595

>>57535577
it's not comparing you really did that

>> No.57535599

>>57535581
>literal bitch ass nigger

>> No.57535601

>>57535569
They're buying Fortnite

>> No.57535605

>>57535581
bullish beyond belief

>> No.57535613
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>>57535599
>He into that Goofy shit
>He a fan of Cinderella's slippers
>He on his knees begging Ron Desantis

>> No.57535624

>>57535595
NVDA fair value is $150.

>> No.57535625
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57535625

ABR will stop going down if I keep buying more, right?

>> No.57535626
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>>57535388
Hey, I'm up to +1.32% in AH

>> No.57535629

>>57535624
your fair value is 0

>> No.57535633
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>>57535567
Guess I’ll make more bear AI pics

>> No.57535634

>>57535625
They are the MPW of apartments. Or something. idk.

>> No.57535643

Thinking about buying MSS.

>> No.57535646

paypals not like this...

>> No.57535652

>>57535633
Can you make a terminator bear? maybe even with inscription/text "Judgment day"?

>> No.57535655

So what are the chances NVDA splits again in the near future?

>> No.57535663
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>>57535629
Your value is negative. Kys.

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>>57535643
>MSS
>Sells MSG

>> No.57535667

>>57535652
That would be pretty fucking cool actually.

>> No.57535668
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57535668

Fuck what ((they)) did to Disney

>> No.57535671

>>57535646
Lol. Dumb faggots.
>MW PayPals earnings outlook comes up short >as CEO says hes looking to rebuild trust
>4:16 PM ET 2/7/24 | MarketWatch

>> No.57535673

>>57535643
could be a strong 4x’er.

>> No.57535674
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57535674

>sell some soxl earlier
>nvda launches at close
figures

>> No.57535678

>>57535624
Yeah after the 1 to 10 split

>> No.57535679

>>57535601
Of fucking course, because that's all the rage with kids and zoomie soibois these days kek

>> No.57535682

>>57535663
shut the fuck up or I will push you and your wheelchair down the stairs

>> No.57535684
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>>57535601
nooooooooooooooooooooooooo

>> No.57535686

>>57535674
you didn't think arm would beat?

>> No.57535689
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>>57535668
Put him out of his misery apu. They've humiliated him long enough.

>> No.57535692

>>57535301
>volume dramatically lower than yesterday
>but it goes up anyway
Fakeass cheugy mfs.

>> No.57535701
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>>57535652
I’ll try. Btw I love feedback like this, I only have so much creativity myself. Please feel free to pitch me ideas and I’ll see if I can get the model to comply

>> No.57535707

>>57535569
Increased dividend by 50%

>> No.57535713

longed BABA on full leverage at the close, wagmi

>> No.57535717
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>>57535678
$15 after the 1 to 10 split.
>>57535682
When you realize how heavy your NVDA bags are, the only way you'll be able to move is in a wheelchair.

>> No.57535721
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SOXL will reach 100$ this year.
Screencap this.

>> No.57535722
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Q4 consumer credit up 2.6%; revolving credit up 6.8%; nonrevolving credit up 1.1%; December consumer credit up 0.4% (SAAR)

>> No.57535729
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57535729

>>57535652
>>57535667
First result, I’ll play around with this some more

>> No.57535734

>>57535729
Nice hahahaha

>> No.57535738
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57535738

>4 stock market general threads
>soon to be 5 stock market general threads

>> No.57535740

PLTR squeeze tommorow

>> No.57535748

>>57535738
We need regional baking calls.

>> No.57535752

What do you guys know about the semiconductor business in Taiwan?

>> No.57535759
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57535759

>DIS
>They make $2B.
>MCAP goes up $14B.
Surely this is sustainable.

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>>57535722
>consumer credit up
Oh, it's up alright

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>>57535752

>> No.57535776
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57535776

>>57535752
Who's askin'?

>> No.57535777

>>57535760

Forecast was 16 for me in my econ calendar

>> No.57535778
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57535778

Bullchads STAY winning

>> No.57535781

>>57534834
Look guys it’s warren buffet!

>> No.57535782

>>57535686
didnt want to risk it with all of my shmeckles tied up in soxl

>> No.57535790

>>57535353
Held the line. Everything was up from yesterday so I can't complain.

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>>57535668
stfu you cancer phoneposter + frogposter
you're worse than Disney will ever be

>> No.57535797

>>57535759
I said it to rocker this morning but I wouldnt bet against their earnings.

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>>57535717
do you really think you can talk me out of my investment so you can buy the dip? you will buy NVDA for 1000$. And if you're lucky you will have the honor to get my shares.

>> No.57535880

>>57535793
Saved.

>> No.57535944

>>57535793
>Bullchads
getting better. If the mouth/snout would also be half robot/cyborg/metal and the other half flesh, that would be toptier.

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>>57535353
+1.88%