/smg/ - Sneed Market General

[Anonymous No.57510478]

>subsequently sneed's

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Financials podcasts/channels
https://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA - Fundamendals analysis
https://www.youtube.com/@TheDavidLinReport - Stocks, PMs, Crypto
https://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV - Various themed livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews - Stocks, PMs, Crypto

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

Previous:
>>57507483

[Anonymous No.57510486]

the anon below this post is GAY and can't stop sucking COCKS

[Anonymous No.57510487]

>>57510473
>/smg/ learns about the size factor

[Anonymous No.57510489]

>>57510478
>he baked

[Anonymous No.57510490]

>>57510487
i've been getting into gambling. Do I have any hope of turning a profit from this?

[Anonymous No.57510494]

700

[Anonymous No.57510497]

>>57510487
Kek

[Anonymous No.57510499]

nth for long term etf dcaing

[Anonymous No.57510501]

>>57510478
Dividend investing general /dig/
>>57474325
>>57474325

[Anonymous No.57510504]

Did I drink poison?

[Anonymous No.57510510]

>>57510490
By investing in SMCI with a x5-x10 leverage

[Anonymous No.57510512]

>SOBR
>AQB

give me other penny stocks that are good things but yet to be adopted by the general public

[Anonymous No.57510513]

>>57510473
small craps are high beta garbage, so they go up and down wildly

[Anonymous No.57510514]

make something happen already

[Anonymous No.57510521]

>>57510494
>the anon with the 720$+ NVDA calls is gonna be in the money
I'm glad to have stayed alive long enough for this kind of dumb shit

[Anonymous No.57510533]

>>57510494
1000 we said

[Anonymous No.57510534]

500

[Anonymous No.57510542]

Another OIL/NATGAS day!

[Anonymous No.57510548]

>>57510542
Both oil and natgas are down

[Anonymous No.57510552]

>emerging markets have a pe ratio of 7.8 and an earnings yield of 12.8%
god damn

[Anonymous No.57510558]

AAAAAAAAAAAAH ON WHAT NEWS ARE WE DUMPING?

[Anonymous No.57510562]

>>57510552
yeah but they aren't american

[Anonymous No.57510563]

>>57510558
>he thinks we need bad news to dump
Its a bear market and we're in a recession.

[Anonymous No.57510564]

>>57510558
Did you miss when the equity premium went negative on friday? There is literally no bigger top signal

[Anonymous No.57510571]

I hold BOIL therefore I am based.

[Anonymous No.57510575]

why is NVDA pumping?

[Anonymous No.57510580]

>>57510487
FAGGOT DETECTED

[Anonymous No.57510582]

>>57510575
I think they make AI or something like that.

[Anonymous No.57510596]

>>57510575
There are more people asking ChatGPT questions so Microsoft had to order 10 more video cards from NVDA.

[Anonymous No.57510611]

>>57510575
Goldman sachs is bullish on nvda

[Anonymous No.57510624]

>>57510571
I hold BOIL puts so therefore I am based.

[Anonymous No.57510634]

>>57510548
Which makes it a slurp day

[Anonymous No.57510639]

How do companies get away with blaming bad earnings on the most ridiculous headlines. The war in Ukraine should be in 0 earnings reports. Middle east conflict should have 0 effect on McDonalds. I thought earnings were supposed to be the one place free of clownery.

[Anonymous No.57510646]

>>57510564
Where do I find equity premium going negative? A google search just showed what it is but not that it happened.

[Anonymous No.57510653]

>>57510639
Hold on. Why not? Increase of energy price affects everything.

[Anonymous No.57510659]

>>57510624
>Shorting the bottom
NGMI

[Anonymous No.57510660]

>29 and $500k NW

Why do I feel so fucking poors bros…

[Anonymous No.57510668]

>>57510653
Has anyone made porn of her yet?

[Anonymous No.57510670]

>>57510639
Have you missed the last 100 years of the stock market? Earnings are a joke, it can go up or down depending on how much the ceo wants to lie and cook the books. Throw in some buybacks and you got yourself the biggest clown show on the planet

[Anonymous No.57510671]

>>57510653
energy prices are down though

[Anonymous No.57510681]

>>57510668
She is not for lewd
>>57510671
Demand destruction

[Anonymous No.57510688]

>>57510575
Some analyst raised the target price to $800

[Anonymous No.57510690]

ok at the risk of sounding like a ccp shill
i think china is near the bottom

[Anonymous No.57510694]

>>57510660
Because 500k isnt what it used to be

[Anonymous No.57510695]

Making money would be so easy if there was a way to predict market movements. I'd just sit at home, press a couple buttons and enjoy life. But no, I have to wageslave.

[Anonymous No.57510696]

>>57510681
>She is not for lewd
I'm already jerking off to her.

[Anonymous No.57510699]

>>57510646
You inverse the pe ratio and then subtract the breakeven point of inflation for a particular time period and then compare it to the riskless return of the corresponding tips bond yield

[Anonymous No.57510709]

>>57510690
based on what?

[Anonymous No.57510711]

Pretty obvious they try to kill energy prices so hard for the election.

>no natgas exports for environmental reasons
LOL, LMAO EVEN

[Anonymous No.57510719]

>>57510711
Think he's trying to kill the germans for whatever reason

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57510722]

>>57510681
>She is not for lewd
we have rules around here. jackass

[Anonymous No.57510739]

>>57510695
Its so unfair fr fr

[Anonymous No.57510746]

>>57510659
Bottom?

AAAAAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHA

FAGGOT

[Anonymous No.57510747]

>>57510699
Thanks anon

[Anonymous No.57510755]

>>57510719
>for whatever reason
any reason is a good reason to eliminate germs

[Anonymous No.57510756]

>>57510722
>>57510696
Why is /smg/ full of chomos all of the sudden?

[Anonymous No.57510765]

I just saw a doomer video saying there is going to be a crash sometime this year. Hold me bros.

[Anonymous No.57510768]

Good luck everyone and I hope you all have a good trading day.

[Anonymous No.57510780]

>>57510755
guess so, they never seek revenge....
>year 2029: why do I hear boss music?

[Anonymous No.57510782]

>>57510768
I think I'm getting liquidated today.

[Anonymous No.57510784]

>>57510746
Faggot detected

[Anonymous No.57510792]

>>57510782
Anon no... what did you do?

[Anonymous No.57510801]

nvda puts? cause im salty i didn't buy any calls last friday

[Anonymous No.57510802]

>>57510699
No you use the regular treasury yield not tips

[Anonymous No.57510807]

>>57510768
ahh yes, another day of holding my bags instead of making money

[Anonymous No.57510815]

>>57510792
I let a call get exercised in my margin account so I have 100 shares of something I didn't expect with very little maintenance margin. If it drops by like 2% or so I'll probably get called and I'm unemployed so I won't be able to meet it.

[Anonymous No.57510844]

>>57510801
only if you hate money. theres very little resistance to 720 imo. day before earnings is the time to buy puts typically with this one but even that might be risky

[Anonymous No.57510858]

>>57510815
I'm sorry to hear that anon, I'm sure you'll find a way to pull through. Couldn't you liquidate your current position for a loss and move on to something else?

>>57510807
Sometimes patience is the key but its also important to know when to let go of bad positions that won't improve.

[Anonymous No.57510860]

>>57510487

[Anonymous No.57510862]

I’m up >30% in the last year in my IRA that is just 100% invested in value companies I carefully analyze and break even over the same year in my taxable account I’m more aggressive with (did like +40% the year before)

Is this what Buffett was trying to tell us?

[Anonymous No.57510875]

>>57510858
I would BUT THE FUCKING MARKET ISN'T OPEN HOLY SHIT.
I've been freaking out about this since Saturday morning. I don't even normally check my account on the weekend. I just got bored and went "hey what's going on with this... oh no."
So I have a sell order and a put buy order. Hopefully one goes through before things get bad.

[Anonymous No.57510882]

>>57510858
Its coming back, like I knew to sell soxl before intc earnings but I second guessed myself because clown market. Even if I sold though I probably would have slurped too early.

[Anonymous No.57510894]

>>57510862
It's likely you have no idea what you are doing in either account and in the long run they will both underperform the S&P. "Value companies" have nothing to do with value investing.

[Anonymous No.57510897]

>>57510875
Time to fill out that job application. Using Margin while having no income was a fucking stupid idea but you'll come back smarter

[Anonymous No.57510898]

>Another day another NVDA 3%+ pump

Of course

[Anonymous No.57510905]

>>57510875
>I would BUT THE FUCKING MARKET ISN'T OPEN HOLY SHIT.
Your broker doesn't let you trade in the pre-market?

[Anonymous No.57510907]

>>57510898
>he didnt buy calls the one red day they had last week

NGTMI

[Anonymous No.57510911]

As a europoor i have the privilege to buy nvda at premarket and dump my bags on /smg/ at opening

[Anonymous No.57510912]

>>57510907
i did but sold them all goddamn it why didn't i at least keep 1

[Anonymous No.57510917]

>>57510875
There you go anon, you're already taking corrective measures to mitigate the risk of your position. All things being said maybe don't make such a risky bet in the future if you can't afford to lose the money placed.

>>57510882
Well... there's always another trade. You can use the experience you made now to help you in the future.

[Anonymous No.57510922]

>>57510907
Im not buying a chart that looks like NVDA, period. I dont care about your measly 10% gains or whatever it can push into from here. This is the biggest pump and dump in history and I am not bagholding boomer bags. Besides, my 401k is maxxed out on sp500, so I am already in from the bottom.

[Anonymous No.57510924]

>>57510905
Well they're not executing my orders so I guess not.

[Anonymous No.57510926]

>>57510912
>paperhands on nvda

NGMI

[Anonymous No.57510928]

>>57510917
I thought they'd just sell the call. I didn't think I even had enough margin to exercise it.

[Anonymous No.57510941]

>>57510922
Yeah at a certain point you have to realize you missed the boat and wait for the next oppurtunity. I think NVDAs chart will look a lot like TSLAs

[Anonymous No.57510942]

As an europoor I have the privilege to trade from 8am in the morning til 22pm in the late evening/night.

[Anonymous No.57510943]

>>57510922
>Im not buying a chart that looks like NVDA, period. I dont care about your measly 10% gains or whatever it can push into from here. This is the biggest pump and dump in history and I am not bagholding boomer bags.

[Anonymous No.57510945]

Lol how the fuck can anyone watch that 60 Minutes interview with Powell and come away bearish? He said "yeah we're done hiking and we're definitely cutting soon" in the most Fed-speak way possible. In his last two public appearances he's basically laughed off the concept that the Fed needs to see inflation hit 2% exactly before they cut. Retail isn't seriously going to get bamboozled by Big Money again, are they?

[Anonymous No.57510950]

>>57510922
>Cope

its trading lower p/e ratio than previous years but this time its different right? Its going to 720+ then a pullback after earnings then 8-900. Get on the bus or stay mad

[Anonymous No.57510951]

>>57510542
how can you tell?

[Anonymous No.57510953]

>>57510922
You are making a wise decision anon. Can Nvidia go higher? Most definitely. That also comes with a sky high amount for it to come crashing down. It's pure gambling at this point same as with GME.

[Anonymous No.57510954]

>>57510928
You can never be sure what or who bought the option you wrote. If your option was purchased by a financial entity then they most likely did so on the basis of exercising the option as an insurance to guarantee portfolio valuation.

Most contracts aren't bought and purchased by retail for trading purposes, they're insurance contracts.

You have to be careful

[Anonymous No.57510959]

>>57510953
Lmfao why the fuck would it come "crashing down" you absolute doomer faggot?

[Anonymous No.57510960]

I think I might gamble a bit and buy some apple calls

[Anonymous No.57510963]

>>57510954
No no, I was on the long end and the brokerage automatically exercised the call for me.

[Anonymous No.57510964]

>>57510953
>comparing a literal monopoly to GME

NGTMI

[Anonymous No.57510977]

>>57510922
I would like to think this and say this but AI can't be denied, and it's a shitty tech stock so basically moves like shitcoin.

[Anonymous No.57510982]

>>57510964
>NGTMI
>T
NGMI

[Anonymous No.57510988]

>>57510950
>>57510943
Yes I would like to have been in on NVDA, but that ship has sailed and now the stock is very speculative and hyped. I dont like the attention its recieving. Plenty opportunities will arise in the future and I would rather aim for something that hasnt exploded yet.

[Anonymous No.57510993]

>>57510945
No in December he dropped them which made me seethe. In january it sounded like he wants 2% for several months. But I still can't tell if he wants it there prior to cutting or he wants to anticipate that. He is practically flipflopping. It sounds like he wants to cut when he thinks that despite cuts inflation will be 2% for several months. And I'm sure he can forget about that dream.

[Anonymous No.57510995]

>>57510963
Oh... fuck.
That sucks, honestly sorry to hear that anon.
Still, couldn't hurt to be more careful next time around. This is still a valuable learning experience.

[Anonymous No.57510998]

>>57510964
>>57510959
It wont necessarily crash, but to say that NVDA will just continue to pump into the sky without a significant correction is just being a doomerbull. Buying now exposes you to entering that correction area with very little margin. But go ahead a horde more NVDA I guess.

[Anonymous No.57510999]

>>57510982
Glory to the thread keepers.

[Anonymous No.57511003]

>>57510765
Link? I wanna masturbate to bobo tears

[Anonymous No.57511008]

>>57510924
You sound like you don't know what you're doing, so you probably shouldn't play with options

[Anonymous No.57511009]

>>57510995
Yeah, it feels extremely stupid since technically it's my choice and on paper I made money with it.

[Anonymous No.57511011]

>>57510993
>>57510945
I meant to say in December he dropped the concept you mentioned. But now he is somewhat in between. It is hard to tell. But in december he definitely dropped that concept. But since then they all backtracked or did you forget the other fedfaggots not speaking just one day after the december 14th pump`?

[Anonymous No.57511018]

>>57510998
I said there will be a pullback after earnings (Par for the course with this stock) then another run. People dont get how much better and ahead their chips are than even AMD. They think its Mcdonalds Burgerking when really its Ruth Chris vs Arbys

[Anonymous No.57511019]

>>57510988
I dunno, man. It's arguably healthier now than it was last year, and its PE/G is still below 1.

[Anonymous No.57511028]

>>57510951
Symbols and signs in my dreams

[Anonymous No.57511039]

Is buying URANIUM now like buying

MicroStrategy in 2023?

[Anonymous No.57511041]

>>57511019
Thank you. Was looking for the chart to go along here >>57510950 but desktop is a mess

[Anonymous No.57511046]

ARRRRE YOU READY TO RRRRUMBLLLLLLE

[Anonymous No.57511054]

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[Anonymous No.57511055]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.57511058]

>>57511041
Remember those stop orders. Remember to update them from time to time.

Good luck.

[Anonymous No.57511060]

>>57511054
Green week confirmed

[Anonymous No.57511062]

MADE IT!

[Anonymous No.57511063]

>>57511054
What the fuck was that?!

[Anonymous No.57511068]

odd then i rope.
even ill try to live

[Anonymous No.57511069]

>>57511054
Ok this is epic

[Anonymous No.57511071]

>>57511054
clean with it anon, nice

[Anonymous No.57511080]

>>57511054
ayeee

[Anonymous No.57511085]

>>57511068
FUCK FUCK FUCK I CANT FUCKING COPE FUCKKKKKKK

[Anonymous No.57511089]

>>57511054
Cheers to this absolute legend

[Anonymous No.57511090]

>>57511085
Whats your position?

[Anonymous No.57511091]

>>57511085
>>57511068
It's only money

[Anonymous No.57511094]

>>57511068
you short nvda or something?

[Anonymous No.57511097]

>>57511018
>>57511019
NVDA is SUS. I am not buying. Id rather miss out than baghold. EoD

[Anonymous No.57511098]

wtfwt

[Anonymous No.57511100]

nvidia is literally soxl now. Everything else in soxl can be trash, but as long as nvda is still going up it doesn't matter.

[Anonymous No.57511101]

>>57511054
My brotah

[Anonymous No.57511103]

NVDA calls up 220% already. JFC

[Anonymous No.57511107]

>>57511090
fake money in a paper account

[Anonymous No.57511109]

>>57511054

[Anonymous No.57511112]

had some bangers and mash today

[Anonymous No.57511113]

>PLTR

HUH MUMUSISTERS??????

[Anonymous No.57511116]

>>57511058
I went from 1300 to 11K in 3 days. Its all free at this point (sold 2k worth)

[Anonymous No.57511120]

JEROMEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.57511126]

>>57511116

[Anonymous No.57511142]

>mfw nvidia will keep pumping because they'll just estimate their earnings as being really low and beat them and retards will go along with it
Based desu.

[Anonymous No.57511149]

>>57511091
There's a difference between losing a few hundred and putting 10+ years of saving in and blowing it up by being retarded.

[Anonymous No.57511155]

SHILL ME A COIN THAT WILL GO 100X PLS

[Anonymous No.57511157]

>>57511091
I hate statements like these. People trade most of their existence for money. Don't act as if people don't die for money. It's insulting to make light of a serious matter

[Anonymous No.57511158]

>>57511062
congrats, did you profit?
>>57511112
do you have a proper diddy go with that?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kfn7z2Cdpd0

[Anonymous No.57511166]

>>57511155
02/09 SPY $500 C

[Anonymous No.57511169]

LLY chads how we feeling going into earnings today?
reminder that profiting off of fat americans who get diabetes is the kost based way that you can profit

[Anonymous No.57511170]

>>57511155
>A COIN
gtfo.

[Anonymous No.57511171]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVovq9TGBw0

[Anonymous No.57511176]

>>57511157
Not worth killing yourself over, regardless of whether that anon was larping or not

[Anonymous No.57511182]

>>57511171
cringe music.

[Anonymous No.57511185]

>>57511169
Feels good.

[Anonymous No.57511186]

>>57511170
IM DONE WITH FX AND STOCKS
ILL BET ON THE REAL MONEY FROM NOW ON

[Anonymous No.57511196]

TKD TKD TKD TKD TKD TKDTKD

[Anonymous No.57511209]

>>57511158
Yeah I made like $5.

[Anonymous No.57511211]

THERES LITERALLY ZERO FUCKING REASON FOR IT TO KEEP PUIMPING WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? IT SUPPOSED TO GO FUCKIGN DWON FUCKING JHEWS FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCKS

[Anonymous No.57511214]

Time is money and you can never get timed back.

If you lost a life changing amount of money you might as well kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.57511218]

>>57511209
Congrats! I had the same thing, I lost like $3. Now I'm super cautious about putting all my options up for sale last day.

[Anonymous No.57511221]

>>57511211
They are trying to play God.
We all know what happens to sinners, heretics, and blasphemers who try to play God.

[Anonymous No.57511229]

>>57511060
>>57511063
>>57511069
>>57511071
>>57511080
>>57511089
>>57511101
>>57511109

[Anonymous No.57511234]

>NOVIDYA still doesn't give a fuck
lmao

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57511236]

>>57511211
>blaming your own stupidity on da joos.
lol

[Anonymous No.57511237]

>>57511211
It's raising frozen sleet outside and the house is nice and warm. Markets are down and every damn thing I own is going through the roof. What a wonderful morning.

[Anonymous No.57511239]

Oil chuds...it's over

[Anonymous No.57511250]

AMCisters, what's going on?

[Anonymous No.57511251]

I'm building a new pc for purposes... any of you have any input on your fav cpu for all around performance to price? Yes, this will also affect my investment decisions.... Why would I buy amd if intel has the superior cpu?

[Anonymous No.57511253]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.57511261]

>>57511214
>If you lost a life changing amount of money you might as well kill yourself
Disagree. A dead person has a zero percent chance of recovery. A living person has a greater than zero chance of recovery. Gotta stay alive for that small chance to make it or you are NGMI

[Anonymous No.57511266]

>>57511054
OPEN THE CASINO

[Anonymous No.57511273]

How is the economy doing well when there are headlines of job cuts everyday?

[Anonymous No.57511276]

>SMCI
>NVDA

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooOoooOooooooooOoooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooOooooOoooooOoooOoooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.57511280]

>>57511251
>Why would I buy amd
Less kiked, open source drivers. If you're just going to run windows it doesn't matter

[Anonymous No.57511285]

>>57511273
Suggesting they're lying about the economic numbers is unamerican as fuck.

[Anonymous No.57511286]

what a fucking joke.
its like im being mocked by god.

[Anonymous No.57511288]

A wise man once told me that I can´t beat the S&P 500, so I took it personally and made it my life purpose.

[Anonymous No.57511289]

>tfw up 530% on NVDA

[Anonymous No.57511290]

>>57511261

[Anonymous No.57511302]

THE CASINO IS BARELY MOVING TODAY

[Anonymous No.57511304]

why shouldn't Nvidia go to $1000?

[Anonymous No.57511307]

>>57511285
Answer me this: are the Feds calculating the 8-10 million orcs they invited in and gave cells phones and EBT cards to in their figures on housing, unemployment, or any other fucking statistic?

[Anonymous No.57511317]

>>57511289
about 600% here friend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ki6xHnDAwHw

[Anonymous No.57511321]

>AMD
>I CANT PUMP

Kek amdsissies

[Anonymous No.57511326]

this will go to $1000 easy, but sure stay sidelined, baggies

[Anonymous No.57511328]

>>57511304
Why shouldn't LLY?

Why shouldn't NVDL?

[Anonymous No.57511334]

>>57511280
>open source drivers
IMO for most of their stuff Intel's open source drivers are better than AMD's.

[Anonymous No.57511342]

>>57511290
rekt lmao

[Anonymous No.57511343]

>>57511307
>Mr. Chairman, are you including the 8-10 million orcs that were invited in and given cell phones and EBT cards into the housing and unemployment figures?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57511348]

>>57511307
They're all doctors and engineers bro. They pay taxes and are a net positive for our society.

[Anonymous No.57511357]

>>57511326
even if your handlers guarantee it, I do not give a fuck, throat me

[Anonymous No.57511359]

>Profits up 7% from higher prices and lower costs
>Quarterly sales missed because Muslims think Ronald McDonald is Jewish or something

Why the FUCK does this means MCD dumps -3.09%. The Gaza thing will get a ceasefire in a month or everyone in the Gaza Strip will die but either way the boycott will end this quarter.

And why aren't freedom-loving Americans buying more burgers just to piss off Muslims? You can literally avenge 9/11 by demolishing a couple Big Macs.

[Anonymous No.57511364]

>>57511359
>Quarterly sales missed because Muslims think Ronald McDonald is Jewish or something
Buddy look at Starbucks Computer.

[Anonymous No.57511376]

>>57511359
McD's needs to let people start paying in installments, like Domino's

[Anonymous No.57511377]

>>57511359
What boycott?

[Anonymous No.57511382]

[Anonymous No.57511386]

>US ISM Services Index Jan: 53.4 (est 52.0; prevR 50.5)
- ISM Services Prices Paid Jan: 64.0 (prevR 56.7)
- ISM Services Employment Jan: 50.5 (prevR 43.8)
- ISM Services New Orders: 55.0 (prev 52.8)

>ISM Services Prices Paid Jan: 64.0 (prevR 56.7)

What the hell?

[Anonymous No.57511389]

>>57511359
>>57511364
Also people are sick of McD being incredibly overpriced ($1 for a chicken nugget?!) and as for
>And why aren't freedom-loving Americans buying more burgers just to piss off Muslims? You can literally avenge 9/11 by demolishing a couple Big Macs.
lol. Beaners and chinks are a much more important problems for Americans than dune coons. That's a DC/Jew obsession right now and is canceled out by the sheer number of Muslim "refugees" living here.

[Anonymous No.57511392]

>>57511326
Buying $1000 calls. You better be right

[Anonymous No.57511400]

>>57510802
their the same thing

[Anonymous No.57511404]

>>57511359
It's a shit company with commercial real estate exposure, few growth prospects, and a garbage product.

[Anonymous No.57511406]

>>57511359
This is unironically a good case for MCD to build it´s own navy and bomb the shit out of Gaza.

[Anonymous No.57511414]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJOjTNuuEVw

[Anonymous No.57511413]

>>57511359
Get this through your fucking yamulke's. Controlled demolition, all these shitty retail fastfood chains are getting their debt and leveraging shenanigans heemed, pay your fucking bills heebs or no more fucking welfare checks.

[Anonymous No.57511421]

>>57510922
>>57510953
The facts that midwits like you are eventually bearish on NVDA makes me want to FOMO

[Anonymous No.57511425]

Should i slurp META?

[Anonymous No.57511426]

>>57511326
$1000 should be easy for nvidia

[Anonymous No.57511428]

>>57511261
This

[Anonymous No.57511433]

>>57511377
A bunch of Muslims launched a boycott of American products because they think they're giving free shit to Israel.

In Pakistan the protestors went into stores and bought all the coke before dumping it down the drain. Because they think Coca-Cola is Israeli.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JR9lWCuOaCc

Same thing happened between Coke and Pepsi a couple decades ago where you could only buy Pepsi in Israel with Coke joining the Arab embargo until someone confused Yemeni with Hebrew script:
https://foreignpolicy.com/2023/11/24/war-coke-brands-mcdonalds-palestine-israel/

[Anonymous No.57511434]

PUMP IT

[Anonymous No.57511440]

When’s the bottoming ?

[Anonymous No.57511444]

>>57511433
>buying up all of a company's products in protest

[Anonymous No.57511446]

>>57511440
August.

[Anonymous No.57511451]

NVDA is about to fall of a cliff.

[Anonymous No.57511454]

>>57511433
>>57511444
The Golden Arches *are* our embassies. Practically American soil. And they're getting burned down and sacked while Sleepy Joe does nothing.

[Anonymous No.57511455]

>>57511406
And you call muslims terrorists? Pretty pathetic to cry over suicide bombers in the western world etc when their countries are under constant bombardment by the western world

[Anonymous No.57511457]

>>57511444
Brown people don't understand market economics well.

[Anonymous No.57511462]

>>57510487
Your ass mastered the size factor

[Anonymous No.57511467]

>>57511317
>>57511289
You know the rule, it's time to sell if you boast about it.

[Anonymous No.57511469]

NVDA is about to climb a cliff.

[Anonymous No.57511470]

>>57511414
i like this one

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57511471]

>>57511359
>implying Israel will be out of Gaza in a month.
lol, they're never leaving. Also, my sources are telling me that the IDF is now bombing the hell out of Hell's Army to the north in Lebanon, this shit is all about to escalate.

[Anonymous No.57511472]

>>57511455
Why do you think I give a fuck about anything?

[Anonymous No.57511474]

>>57511386
Oh so that’s what caused the bond market to fucking dump for no other reason than cooked numbers causes algos to dump

[Anonymous No.57511479]

>>57511462
Lmao gottem

[Anonymous No.57511484]

>>57511472
You probably would if you or a relative of you got killed in a terrorist bombing.

[Anonymous No.57511485]

ABBV
NOVO
I am become the pharma profiteer
America's second most robust and lucrative industry

[Anonymous No.57511487]

>>57511433
This is happening globally, and at a minimum the US normies can't exactly scream stop sending our taxes to the heebs to defend themselves from bottle rockets in at least 40 American states or they get anti-semite blasted.

[Anonymous No.57511493]

>>57511326
Looks like a real safe, rational play...nothing at all like a crash waiting to happen

[Anonymous No.57511496]

Red day, huh?

[Anonymous No.57511501]

>>57511474
Based algos, I hope they keep buying nvidia like >>57511469 says. What could go wrong with automated computers just dumping money into garbage based purely on hype?

[Anonymous No.57511506]

Why the fuck is TMF eating such shit? Goddamn I swear people who trade bonds are the most retarded assholes

[Anonymous No.57511510]

>>57510894
>yeah I meant I bought companies with value in the name not companies trading at high yields based on earnings that have been reliable over time

[Anonymous No.57511515]

>>57511451
Nigga look at all the times NVDA has made "totally bearish patterns" and then continued to climb. No amount of FA or TA will predict where this piece of shit is going, people are just throwing money at it because fuck it.

[Anonymous No.57511517]

>>57511484
When It happened in Angola to my people everyone cheered the joggers. Now I say, thank God Im not Israeli; French; British; German; American; Spanish and so on.

[Anonymous No.57511520]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK IS THIS FUCKING RETARDED SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK FUCK FUCK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING CROSS

[Anonymous No.57511522]

>>57511515
>>57511501
Dude we get it, you shorted NVDA and now you're underwater. Shut the fuck up.

[Anonymous No.57511525]

>>57511433
Oh, fuck. Anything the sandniggers do is totally inconsequential, unless they 'migrate' and start doing it the next street over. This is the culture that attacked a bunch of teenagers at a rave and little old ladies going shopping and generated a NEGATIVE KILL RATIO the first day.

[Anonymous No.57511526]

>>57511501
I for one say that we have reached a new paradigm of AI/algo automatic trading. We can cast past lessons learned back to the fires of history from whence they came!

[Anonymous No.57511528]

Should I buy Nvidia, I like computer gaming

[Anonymous No.57511534]

>>57511528
Depends on whether or not you like money

[Anonymous No.57511539]

>>57511525
How many foreskins did you give to the rabbi today, mosche?

[Anonymous No.57511540]

STOP THE DUMP I HAVEN'T RESHORTED YOU ASSHOLES

[Anonymous No.57511546]

>>57511528
No. Irrational market

[Anonymous No.57511550]

>>57511517
Fuck off nigger.

>>57511528
Yes, but put in a stop order to lock in your gains and keep it updated. It has plenty of upside, but it will almost certainly go off a fucking cliff at some point.

[Anonymous No.57511553]

>>57511546
Its not irrational, I understand the gaming market

[Anonymous No.57511559]

WOW ITS ALMOST LIKE WHEN THE EQUITY PREMIUM IS NEGATIVE THAT'S THE TOPPEST OF ALL TOP SIGNALS

[Anonymous No.57511562]

>>57511553
Lel.

[Anonymous No.57511563]

I just made $100 on my short position on the S&P500.

[Anonymous No.57511565]

you smell that?

[Anonymous No.57511568]

>>57511525
And now the faggot hebrews that dont believe in god that say god gave them some brownoids land are demanding welfare so they can squat Muslim homes

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57511569]

>>57511506
maybe because Jay came out on that 60 minutes show all the boomers (the people who buy bonds) watch and told them he's not cutting rates in March?

[Anonymous No.57511579]

Jesus fucking christ just PICK A DIRECTION for longer than 24 hours. I genuinely cannot fucking believe we're back to people selling literally everything based on pure mainstream media speculation about rate cuts. Absolutely fucking retarded.

[Anonymous No.57511582]

>>57511562
>spend 10 hours a day gaming
>NOOOOOO you cant just invest in the product you understand so well and know the ins and outs of
should never have asked you retards for advice

[Anonymous No.57511585]

UP THEN DOWN THEN UP THEN DOWN THEN AROUND AND AROUND WE GOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.57511587]

nigger

[Anonymous No.57511589]

>>57511569
Did we even watch the same interview? Absolutely NOTHING he said was remotely bearish. The lengths that doomer faggots will go to just to twist everything into a bearish narrative is incredible.

[Anonymous No.57511590]

>>57511522
Does it look like I was talking to you, you reddit nigger?

[Anonymous No.57511591]

>>57511582
Are you for real? They're not a trillion dollar company because they're selling video cards for gamer PC's, anon.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57511596]

>>57511579
everyone bought because they were speculating we would get rate cuts in march, now that it seems we were lied to about our march rate cuts, we're going down. the buyers have decided they want rate cuts, and the boys over at F.E. & D. have said, "No we will not be cutting rates."

[Anonymous No.57511598]

Funny how MSM ALWAYS has a narrative ready for when markets do something.

[Anonymous No.57511603]

>>57511528
Yes, all the redditors love it. Number 1 on WSB.

[Anonymous No.57511607]

>>57511550
lol, lmao.

[Anonymous No.57511620]

>>57511607
Based

[Anonymous No.57511623]

>>57511596
>everyone bought because they were speculating we would get rate cuts in march
I just don't know where this narrative came from. Only the most shortsighted goldfish motherfuckers were dead set on March rate cuts, not to mention the possibility of a cut in March is still not off the table at all. Man people are such emotional faggots about the market.
>the boys over at F.E. & D. have said, "No we will not be cutting rates."
NO ONE SAID THIS

[Anonymous No.57511624]

[Anonymous No.57511632]

>>57511596
I still say that rate cuts will signal a soft economy and will make the stock market wallow around like a cow on a wet kitchen floor. I hope they stay the course.

[Anonymous No.57511631]

>>57511433
>In Pakistan the protestors went into stores and bought all the coke before dumping it down the drain. Because they think Coca-Cola is Israeli.
Somebody tell them TSLA is Israeli, I need it to pump.

[Anonymous No.57511633]

I see a V shape

[Anonymous No.57511634]

Is RY going out of business?

[Anonymous No.57511637]

>>57511582
Investing in the things you like is 1000% how you lose money. Nothing I like has ever won.

[Anonymous No.57511645]

>>57511631

[Anonymous No.57511646]

>>57511632
>rate cuts will signal a soft economy
Jesus christ WHY is this suddenly the shit people are saying it's inane

[Anonymous No.57511650]

>>57511289
>>57511317
>>57511467
kneel

[Anonymous No.57511653]

time to jack off go to sleep and pretend today never happened

[Anonymous No.57511658]

>>57511582
TOP SIGNAL MUMUSISTERS

[Anonymous No.57511663]

>>57511653
Bears are pussies, news at 11:00.

[Anonymous No.57511671]

>>57511634
Likely. Third world banks are notoriously unstable.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57511676]

>>57511623
What's the F.E. & D. going to do when everyone starts bombing refineries in the desert sending oil back over $100 per barrel? We're going to see the return of inflation and they will have to make rates go even higher not lower.

[Anonymous No.57511680]

Is physical uranium going out of business?

[Anonymous No.57511681]

>>57511645
So this is how big pharma gets clients for life?

[Anonymous No.57511684]

>>57511676
Idk probably nothing, per usual of the meme reserve

[Anonymous No.57511695]

>>57511645
The Vote Labour signs are a nice touch jej

[Anonymous No.57511698]

>up 3% on my Chinese stocks
>up 5% on my US shorts
Feels good to be right.

[Anonymous No.57511702]

>>57511676
Neither Biden nor Netanyahu have the stones to attack Iranian refineries.

Or hell, maybe they realize flying over Iran itself unlocks the good anti-aircraft systems and the mission could fail outright.

[Anonymous No.57511718]

So nvidia's spectacular ai... what does it even do?

[Anonymous No.57511722]

>>57511676
So you just never get tired of speculating some of the most retarded shit, huh?

[Anonymous No.57511723]

>>57511698
what next

[Anonymous No.57511725]

>>57511718
not going to spoonfeed you newfag

[Anonymous No.57511731]

here i was wondering why my SOXS was doing so well, turns out it's because ISM PMI was higher than expected
and i even thought i had done technical analysis well for once, guess i should always check the economic calendar before putting up any trades lest i get burned

[Anonymous No.57511733]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.57511734]

>>57511718
Makes money.

[Anonymous No.57511741]

>>57511702
israel wants daniella weiss to squat as many homes in the dreaded brown man land before they keep being fags

[Anonymous No.57511744]

I feel like the options market has priced in the regional bank collapse at this point and I can't get any more exposure at a decent price.
:(

[Anonymous No.57511756]

>>57511718
Generate lewd images of women

[Anonymous No.57511757]

>>57511731
Stronger economic data is exactly what Powell said the Fed is looking for to determine when to cut rates. He literally said that within the next 7 weeks we could see data that encourages them to cut rates. And here it is, literally the next morning. Doomers are so fucking dumb it's unbelievable.

[Anonymous No.57511758]

>>57511723
The fuck if I know, I'm just gambling.

[Anonymous No.57511771]

Last time TSLA was this oversold was in Dec 2022
Inderasting indeed. Still not really all that tempted when I can make free money on actual mega caps like NVDA or MSFT.
Damn, kind of rough for TSLA right now but since it is +17000% since its inception, I think it'll be alright. I just hopes NASDAQ dumps more today because tomorrow is big US tech fundus buy day.
All this good data is somehow bad... yeah, same thing as last week. It dumps to start with only to bigly pump as big money comes in

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57511773]

>>57511756
What's going to happen to NVDA when the federal government makes the creation of lewd AI images illegal?

[Anonymous No.57511774]

lelling at top buyers

[Anonymous No.57511786]

>>57511757
That means he's agreeing with us.

[Anonymous No.57511789]

>>57511773
Same thing that happened when they tried to outlaw liquor. NVDA will only continue to go up, because lewd images of celebrities will only increase

[Anonymous No.57511795]

LLY just keeps fucking pumping
What do *they* know about earnings that we don't?

[Anonymous No.57511796]

new i should have bought puts like my instincts told me to i really gotta listening to you niggas

[Anonymous No.57511802]

next
>>57511798
>>57511798
>>57511798
>>57511798

[Anonymous No.57511803]

>>57511771
I was just about to point out how oversold TSLA is on the 1yr chart. Actually absurd. Literally every single time it gets this low it pumps for at least 2 months, rinse and repeat.

>>57511773
The government doesn't have to do anything if Microsoft just outright bans anyone from generating even the most innocuous content

[Anonymous No.57511805]

>>57511773
People will get NordVPN

[Anonymous No.57511814]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.57511820]

>NVDA

Huh bullbros? Did we get too cocky?

[Anonymous No.57511824]

>>57511803
>least 2 months, rinse and repeat.
Yeah, that's why I think I'm gonna put in a small position. All this FUD it's receiving... that must mean this is a local bottom. Selling at +5%

[Anonymous No.57511862]

finish your thread heebs

[Anonymous No.57511876]

>>57511820
>only up 2% on a blood red day
its over for gamer chuds

[Anonymous No.57511883]

Don't worry, the good old US of A will clean up your mess. We're better than you like that. That's why you play in (and make a mockery of) our markets.

[Anonymous No.57511906]

What should I buy right now?

[Anonymous No.57511950]

>>57511359
Because it's a hand wave excuse to justify bombing earnings, you're the dumb fuck for believing it

[Anonymous No.57512051]

>>57511718
>photo realistic on demand taytay lewds
$2T is a bargain

[Anonymous No.57512209]

is DCA really the only way? Every other technique is flinging shit and hoping it sticks.