/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.57507483]

Treasure Edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Financials podcasts/channels
https://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA - Fundamendals analysis
https://www.youtube.com/@TheDavidLinReport - Stocks, PMs, Crypto
https://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV - Various themed livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews - Stocks, PMs, Crypto

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

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[Anonymous No.57507494]

>futures

[Anonymous No.57507499]

Madrid has too many faggots.

[Anonymous No.57507502]

Healthy companies distribute dividends and still grow/expand as a company

Microsoft ( MSFT ) is a perfect example of distributing dividends and expanding/growing as a company.

[Anonymous No.57507507]

>>57507493
Thanks Finn bro, your country looks interesting I’ll visit one day.

[Anonymous No.57507509]

>>57507483
Stock market? More like cock market
>>57507499
Madrid? More like mandick
>>57507502
Microsoft? More like micro dick

[Anonymous No.57507511]

https://youtu.be/Rr8ljRgcJNM?si=up4Z7KFG3QPoh03h

[Anonymous No.57507516]

>>57507483
It's been almost 20 years since my dad read the Hobbit to me and my brother.

[Anonymous No.57507518]

See you tomorrow smg

[Anonymous No.57507520]

Damn China just keeps falling
>CSI 1000 SLIDES 7.2%
Should I buy YINN calls tommorow during the dump in anticipation of stimulus announcement

[Anonymous No.57507525]

>>57507499
Mallorca was cool go visit. They had some kind of fiesta one night where pretty much everybody went to. I saw youngsters drinking at bars and their parents were there along with them. Interesting experience, super laid back and hospitable people in my personal experience

[Anonymous No.57507530]

>>57507525
fuck I just can't into English tonight

[Anonymous No.57507532]

>>57507516
Is he still alive?

[Anonymous No.57507536]

>>57507532
Yeah I saw him yesterday. We hang out all the time. It's pretty great.

[Anonymous No.57507537]

Northern Italian BVLLS.

[Anonymous No.57507540]

forexchads... it's our time

[Anonymous No.57507547]

>>57507536
Lucky

[Anonymous No.57507548]

[Anonymous No.57507553]

Do you hear it? Do you feel it in the air?
The music is stopping.

First we crab, then we crumble.

[Anonymous No.57507555]

Bored tonight. Going to go read some zerohedge articles.

[Anonymous No.57507561]

We're getting fucked tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.57507567]

[Anonymous No.57507568]

Earnings gambles this week are enticing. SPOT PLTR RBLX

[Anonymous No.57507573]

>>57507547
Yes.

[Anonymous No.57507578]

>>57507567

[Anonymous No.57507583]

The Chinese market is down.

Mongolian Mining Corporation is not.

[Anonymous No.57507584]

>>57507578

[Anonymous No.57507589]

Is CAPT still good or should I sell on market open?

[Anonymous No.57507593]

>>57507540
What pair ya tradin?

[Anonymous No.57507594]

>>57507520
Doesn't YINN follow FXI/the Hang Seng?

[Anonymous No.57507603]

>>57507567
Which model is this?

[Anonymous No.57507616]

>>57507593
im not actually trading yet, just looking at charts and making predictions. long GBPUSD, let's see what happens

[Anonymous No.57507620]

Today I learned that there's a coal basin in Australia called the Eromanga Basin. First the Tomboy Mine, now this.

[Anonymous No.57507623]

Futures down, red and bleeding at open? Or other news?

[Anonymous No.57507624]

>>57507568
IV on SPOT is too high. I'm thinking about buying shares.

[Anonymous No.57507626]

if AI learns from the internet and people on the internet say AI is the devil won't that make it become so?

[Anonymous No.57507628]

Please say I'm not the only one buying FXI and YINN right now...
>>57507516
>since my dad read the Hobbit to me and my brother
So you're saying I shouldn't read The Hobbit to my newborn son???
>>57507518
>See you tomorrow smg
Can't wait to see you at market open! ;D

[Anonymous No.57507635]

>>57507603
Dalle3 on bing dot com slash create

prompt:
>Japanese wagyu bull wearing tie holding newspaper, sitting next to pretty woman, text saying “bull run”, words saying “BULL RUN”, GREEN stock arrow going up behind him, scan of a 1990s Japanese video game magazine advertisement, photograph, bent page crease

Previous prompt:
>ursa bear wearing life jacket riding jetski, text saying “bear market”, words saying “BEAR MARKET”, RED stock arrow going down behind him, scan of a 1990s Japanese video game magazine advertisement, photograph, bent page crease

[Anonymous No.57507648]

>>57507628
I'm gonna sell some of this and some of that and buy some more NVDA, because this crazy train has no brakes. I'm gonna score. I know it. Oh boy. Oh BOY.

[Anonymous No.57507654]

Sold BABA during the last spike at end of January. So while I didn't make a lot least I didn't lose anything on the deal either. Aside; imagine getting paid by sheep to do this to them for 40 min all in the name of "posture correcting" which uh far as I know this is a load of crap and due to it's "alternative nature" you don't need any sort of state license (so no govt foot up your ass or IRS reporting required) to do it either.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxL44fwOLF8&t=47s

[Anonymous No.57507658]

>>57507648
I want to say this is a top signal, but he's probably fucking right, but not for a single economic reason.

[Anonymous No.57507683]

>>57507628
Just don't read the Lord of the Rings to him when he's too young. My mom did because I begged her to and sure enough, a month later I was having recurring screaming nightmares of the Nazhgul coming to get me. It got so bad Dad finally unloaded the bedside stand gun and put it under my pillow. Here ya go, bub. This'll keep the shadows away. Which worked, because not even the Nine will fuck with a Walther P-38.

>>57507658
I had to be won over little by little. But honestly, look. Their earnings are through the roof and their crazy P/E ratio is no worse than it's been the past few years, and a lot less than last year when it was beginning its meteoric rise. Ride it for all it's worth, put in your stop orders on a frequent basis, make hay while the sun shines.

[Anonymous No.57507684]

Are you going long on PLTR /smg/? Its an easy long

[Anonymous No.57507700]

>>57507683
It never works that way for me. If I buy it will go down that day. Then I will hit stop, and it will go back above where I bought the first time.
Them yids have my number, and they aim for me on large buys.

[Anonymous No.57507705]

[Anonymous No.57507706]

Brainlet here, I don't have that much cash to play with, so I've been putting money into obvious ETFs like VOO, But am I'm missing out on income by not reaching for Dividend stocks or Bond ETFs?

[Anonymous No.57507708]

>>57507700
Gird your fucking loins and hold fast for a couple weeks. Jesus. I bought some SCMI and it immediately went down 6%, and now it's up almost 10%.

[Anonymous No.57507713]

>>57507706
Dividends and Bonds are for retirees and soon to be retirees. Just keep putting money into VOO

[Anonymous No.57507718]

>>57507706
Bond ETFs are fucking worthless. They combine the worst of bonds and the worst of stocks with none of the good parts of either.

[Anonymous No.57507722]

>>57507683
>Just don't read the Lord of the Rings to him when he's too young.
Okay, sounds good. Wife is currently reading The Divine Comedy to him, so I guess it'll be fine.
>>57507706
>reaching for Dividend stocks
Shoo! Get ye gone, dividend golem!

[Anonymous No.57507723]

>>57507594
Mostly FXI and I think some Hang Seng swaps.

[Anonymous No.57507733]

>>57507628
My YINN is fucking me in a baad way. If FXI prints a new low I won't ever eat Chinese food ever again.

[Anonymous No.57507737]

>>57507706
Don’t listen to the other retards. The sooner you start stacking good dividend paying companies the better.

[Anonymous No.57507739]

CHYNA QUICK, BAN SHORT SELLING AGAIN

[Anonymous No.57507742]

How can you retards not make money on China right now? It’s just lying there for the taking.

[Anonymous No.57507744]

>>57507518
Night bubby

[Anonymous No.57507746]

I’m ready for another great week for OIL and NATGAS friends

[Anonymous No.57507747]

>>57507742
I don´t like playing with shit, gets your hands all stinky.

[Anonymous No.57507754]

完了

[Anonymous No.57507758]

>>57507742
>It’s just lying

[Anonymous No.57507770]

Reminder that, historically, emerging markets like China always crash immediately before the US stock market crashes. You were warned.

[Anonymous No.57507775]

Am I retarded? It looks like China is up. Where are you seeing China being down?

[Anonymous No.57507836]

>>57507620
How can I get balls deep in Eromanga?

[Anonymous No.57507841]

>>57507705
lizard fingers bull is fucking with me.
>>57507713
very close, the legs on the gal

[Anonymous No.57507853]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImrKxlLJCEY

[Anonymous No.57507855]

>>57507841
Maybe one day AI will be good

[Anonymous No.57507866]

>>57507775
Chinks have like five different markets and indices.

[Anonymous No.57507871]

>>57507684
I might in a couple weeks if I have to sell my shares due to covered call exercise

[Anonymous No.57507884]

>>57507853
I love how anons are ignoring this post

[Anonymous No.57507888]

>>57507713
>>57507855
Stop spamming

[Anonymous No.57507900]

why are we dumping

[Anonymous No.57507904]

>>57507722
>Wife is currently reading The Divine Comedy to him, so I guess it'll be fine.
That gives me hope for Western Civilization. Godspeed.

[Anonymous No.57507910]

>>57507888
He's giving us free memes. Shush.

>>57507900
We aren't. We're loading up on anything to do with AI or semiconductors. Nvidia, Broadcom, KLAC, Applied Materials -- it's all good. For now.

[Anonymous No.57507937]

>>57507648
realistically , how high can NVDA go? ive been dca'ing fb/meta for about 10 years now because zuckerberg enthusiam always won me over but i did not anticipate it approaching $500. im in it for the longhaul but i want to add something else to my catalog.

[Anonymous No.57507943]

>>57507888
This is a japanese image board you nigger. Plus I was done posting for the night before you said something, so now I’m back just to tell you to fuck off.

[Anonymous No.57507955]

>>57507937
I have no idea. But looking at >>57507683 suggests it's actually UNDERvalued right now. Bear in mind despite all the craziness the PE/G ratio is under 1.

[Anonymous No.57507963]

I've placed my last HELFY order. Finally used up my gift card balance. Fuck this shit company. They will get no more of my money. Do not invest in HELFY.

[Anonymous No.57507966]

Bull market.

[Anonymous No.57507971]

Bear market.

[Anonymous No.57507972]

>>57507963
I've enjoyed your updates anon

[Anonymous No.57507979]

Cat market.

[Anonymous No.57507980]

>>57507937
800PT recently from analysts...probably will reach that by next month at this rate. maybe a 4-1 split at some point this year which will allow retail to buy even more. 2/23 and 3/1 700Calls will print for earnings and I see it going 750+ post earnings in a similar fashion to META's beat last week.

[Anonymous No.57507983]

>>57507972
Thanks
I haven't

[Anonymous No.57507990]

>>57507971
BULL MARKET

[Anonymous No.57508002]

im sick

its over

[Anonymous No.57508004]

>>57507990
Cow market.

[Anonymous No.57508005]

>>57507990
Bing said I’m not allowed to make any more memes for a while so I guess I’m done for today

[Anonymous No.57508019]

>>57508005
>>57507990
>>57507943
i want an 80s corporate japanese wife

[Anonymous No.57508022]

Hors market

[Anonymous No.57508027]

Elephant market.

[Anonymous No.57508026]

>losing money betting against your own economy because you have no idea how the stock market works

[Anonymous No.57508028]

>>57507980
surely itll pull amd up with it right

[Anonymous No.57508037]

>>57508019
I’m racist but yeah bro i feel you

[Anonymous No.57508042]

What do you guys do for your day job? Or if you just play stocks all day then what did you used to do to make money?
I got 20 bucks and a dream, won't be able to actually make money or save anything for half a year so I'm screwed for a bit.

[Anonymous No.57508051]

>>57508022
So true

[Anonymous No.57508073]

>>57508042
>I got 20 bucks and a dream
I will sell you an OTM UPRO call or put. Your choice

[Anonymous No.57508084]

Time to admit defeat. I genuinely did not fathom a future where rates were kept this high and for this long WITHOUT a genuine financial catastrophe.

You win, I lose. Money is fake and gay anyways.

[Anonymous No.57508090]

>>57508028
Bullish on AMD as well fren, it is at an ATH as well and a better buy under 170 but whole semi sector will probably keep going up. ASML / AVGO also right up there as good buys.

Jensen would never leave his sweet cousin Su Bae behind in the AI meltup

[Anonymous No.57508095]

>>57508084

[Anonymous No.57508121]

>>57508042
Yes, hello. I bash my head into my keyboard and money shows up in my bank account.

[Anonymous No.57508143]

MAP market

[Anonymous No.57508145]

how can stocks be overpriced if everything is already priced in?

[Anonymous No.57508154]

>>57508145
the idea would be....no more overpriced-ness would get priced in, in the future

[Anonymous No.57508163]

DON'T FORGET TO SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO JEROME TODAY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImrKxlLJCEY

They're gonna cut rates and bears will weep

I was going to post an image but the Bing image generator filter is fucking absurd now. I couldn't get it to generate "The chairman of the US Federal Reserve celebrates his 71st birthday with a huge cake, the cake is shaped like a cartoon bull, confetti in the air, party hats, gold coins". Fucking cucks.

[Anonymous No.57508171]

>>57508145
It's only priced in until it isn't, anon. DCA and NEVER time the market, you'll always be wrong.
t. FXI market timer

[Anonymous No.57508182]

>>57507979
Brat market

[Anonymous No.57508186]

Boy, the DHS glowniggers sure are angry that people are talking about the unsustainable 1929-style blowoff top they created to get Biden reelected.

[Anonymous No.57508210]

>>57508186
>Boy, the DHS glowniggers sure are angry that people are talking about the unsustainable 1929-style blowoff top they created to get Biden reelected

[Anonymous No.57508217]

>>57508163
>"Are you committed to getting all the way to 2.0, before you cut the rates"
>"No, no that's not what we say at all."
>"We wouldn't wait to get to 2% to cut rates"
FUCKING BASED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RATE CUTS IN MARCH!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.57508226]

>>57508217
It's a pretty good interview, clearly he's willing to be way more openly dovish. Bears are fukt

[Anonymous No.57508234]

>>57507990
Can we get more bear/bull images like this, but the cute Asian girl has GIANT fat tits like Hitomi Tanaka?

[Anonymous No.57508243]

>>57508234
coomer death

[Anonymous No.57508274]

>>57508234
I don’t make coomer pics

[Anonymous No.57508288]

>>57508163
My 1 year target for XLF is 27

[Anonymous No.57508291]

Yields have bottomed.

[Anonymous No.57508302]

If I have $150k in various shit, do I redo everything and just buy SSO for a few years? Trying to add 20-25k every year.

[Anonymous No.57508332]

>>57508042
I do prolific surveys and use that money to buy weeklies

[Anonymous No.57508337]

>>57508234
Here, I made you bull tan and bear tan.

[Anonymous No.57508347]

>>57508337
based

[Anonymous No.57508371]

>>57508302
im all for DCA'n into indexes, but we are really expensive right now. what do you own?

[Anonymous No.57508373]

>>57508145
Nothing is ever priced in. These fucks panic sell and lap up optimism as the wind blows. Priced in is the financial media equivalent of a redditor smugly talking about atheism while he sits in the corner of the hotel room watching a black dick piston his wife’s vagina.

[Anonymous No.57508379]

>>57508337
That's good...
....can we make them even bigger?

[Anonymous No.57508393]

>>57507747
I like my rich to be filthy.

[Anonymous No.57508394]

>>57508182
Bunny market

[Anonymous No.57508397]

>>57508302
Seems like a reasonable move. A broad-market index fund is more reliable than a random assortment of assets. Be careful about the tax effects of selling, though.

>for a few years
Think about investing for decades, not a few years. Stocks, especially leveraged stocks, are long-term assets. They occasionally crash and take many years to recover.

[Anonymous No.57508400]

>>57508371
Everybody Hang Seng tonight, everybody get rich tonight.

[Anonymous No.57508411]

>>57508337
Bear sex

[Anonymous No.57508415]

>>57508371
Bitfarms, up 130%, gradually selling everything. Some SSO, some banks and some cash

[Anonymous No.57508432]

>>57508373
What an odd analogy to make

[Anonymous No.57508439]

>>57508415
Put 5-10% into the market every month, you never know what 2024/5 will bring. Keep a good amount of cash. What are you okay with investing in? Bonds, emerging markets, international?

[Anonymous No.57508452]

>>57508432
Shit nigga, this is the internet.

[Anonymous No.57508458]

>>57508439
Thinking either VOO / SSO or QQQ

[Anonymous No.57508465]

>>57508143
How do I invest in that market?
>>57508084
It's fucking incredible isn't it. I don't know whats happening anymore, this may well be the dying gasp of America's economic dominance, a prolonged surge of adrenaline that can only occur at the brink of death. Lost century incoming but for now I guess enjoy the pump.

[Anonymous No.57508494]

>>57508465
After I get done pulling the rug on PoohBear I’m going to be fucking fish breathed jaap jung in my mansion on The Peak.

[Anonymous No.57508502]

>>57507884
what's to say, did anyone think otherwise?
funny how the left hated Powell because he went in under Trump, and now they love him.

[Anonymous No.57508523]

Jerome Powell interview on 60 Minutes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImrKxlLJCEY

[Anonymous No.57508544]

>futures

[Anonymous No.57508558]

>>57507884
Maybe include a short title or description next time so I don't post a duplicate.

[Anonymous No.57508568]

>>57508465
I will enjoy the pump to that girl (m)

[Anonymous No.57508573]

>Chinese markets

Well good thing they banned short selling huh? Wonder how many banks will liquidate?

[Anonymous No.57508577]

Will you be scalping any options on SPY tomorrow? Puts or Calls?

[Anonymous No.57508584]

>>57508568
Understandable, there's NSFW versions too on Kemono and Twitter but I forgot the artist's name.

[Anonymous No.57508600]

Maverick's weekly recap...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzcC0KyrdmA

[Anonymous No.57508604]

TSLA is done. The age of Musk is at an end.

[Anonymous No.57508618]

>>57508163
A rate cut will signal that the economy is worsening, and turn the market to shit. Screencap this.

[Anonymous No.57508632]

>>57508584
...but personally even just her embarrassed face and the visible parts of her bare, squatting, lewdly spread legs in the sfw version are enough to get a true market maker like me off. Lolis are just the greatest. Buy Wayfair stocks.

[Anonymous No.57508659]

[Anonymous No.57508667]

China is the the canary in the coal mine. The US stock market is next. You. Were. Warned.

[Anonymous No.57508675]

>>57508667
warned of what, cheapies? yes please mmm slurpa slurp

[Anonymous No.57508690]

>>57508667
Wrong again bucko. The US economy is the standard upon which all others are held to. What is happening to china happens to all countries that try to artificially accelerate to the US’s level. They make sacrifices and cut corners, created bloated economies with a weak foundations. Then they ultimately crash back to reality. China isn’t the first country where this has happened. It will happen to India within 1 or 2 decades as well. Its like clockwork, you can make good money in this. Also China’s demographic crisis hasnt even hit them yet, it will get worse

[Anonymous No.57508698]

>>57508690
China's gdp has quadrupled and their market hasn't moved at the same time as the s&p has gone up like 500 fuckin percent and us real economic growth is nowhere near its market gains. The fundamentals for China do not support the market being this shit. It's probably US pressuring big money to avoid China. Rigged market.

[Anonymous No.57508699]

Financially speaking, how do you engage in private placement?

[Anonymous No.57508702]

>>57508675
>>57508690
Emerging. Markets. Always. Crash. First.

[Anonymous No.57508703]

>>57508698
>He trusts Chinese GDP when even China doesn't trust China's GDP

[Anonymous No.57508704]

>>57508702
10y2y looks just as bad

[Anonymous No.57508706]

>>57508699
That's a school's research institution isn't it? It physically can't turn a profit.

[Anonymous No.57508713]

>>57508698
>believing chinese numbers
Not even once
>>57508702
We will not crash. Biden and his jewish lackeys imported 20 million illegal immigrants specifically to avoid that.

[Anonymous No.57508714]

>>57508703
>he trusts Biden's GDP numbers

[Anonymous No.57508715]

>>57508702
No really why should I be scared of getting a discount? The Bobo thesis sort of leaves out who is meant to fear a crash. The percentage of people in these threads close enough to retirement or who are retired must be miniscule.
Crashes are good.

[Anonymous No.57508719]

>>57508702
holy shit that looks bad.
I really hate all this soft landing shit. main street’s getting turbo-raped when this shit spreads on from the tech trannies.

[Anonymous No.57508725]

>>57508713
>>57508715
There won't be "cheapies" because there won't be a stock market.

[Anonymous No.57508726]

>>57508719

[Anonymous No.57508733]

>>57508725
The american bull cannot and will not be stopped.

[Anonymous No.57508734]

Get ready to load on NEM and FNV in the coming days and weeks, when DXY tags 105. Hold and/or accumulate on any dips until the after the first rate cuts and gold rockets.

[Anonymous No.57508736]

>>57508714
>Deflecting
https://www.stlouisfed.org/publications/regional-economist/second-quarter-2017/chinas-economic-data-an-accurate-reflection-or-just-smoke-and-mirrors
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2024-01-18/did-china-s-economy-really-grow-5-2-in-2023-not-all-agree

[Anonymous No.57508744]

>>57508733
Literally every US stock market crash has been preceded by emerging markets shitting the bed weeks or months prior. The crash has already begun.

[Anonymous No.57508753]

>>57508725
I swear whenever someone isn't discouraged by the idea of the biggest equities price crash in history you type of posters go into a frenzy and start saying meteors will fall, tornados of blood will form as Satan splits the earth and devours 5 billion people.
>>57508702
Just gimme THOSE CHEAPIES ALREADY I can't wait damn
My position is like 50% cash 50% stocks atm

[Anonymous No.57508754]

>>57508736
Don't care. Biden stole the crown of "Economic Bullshitting World Heavyweight Champion" from Xi Xinping with these last few CPI and GDP prints.

[Anonymous No.57508755]

I've cashed out about 5% of my net worth, and looking to go another 5% soon. I've always been heavy in stock, and it always comes back but having some money ready makes a big difference. I didn't have much ready in 2008 so I've got like 15 shares of MSFT at 35 or whatever. I did have a lot ready for covid and invested every last cent at the right time, so I pretty much learned my lesson about harvesting cash at the right time. This is advise about basket weaving in mongolia

[Anonymous No.57508763]

>>57508753
To play devil's advocate, the world we know did not exist 100 years ago, and it's just as likely to exist in the next 100 years as not. Even the great city of Rome fell eventually. That's not to say the world is ending, but the future really is uncertain. Besides that, picrel for example suggests that the markets might in fact fizzle away in the next 20 years

[Anonymous No.57508770]

>>57508763
That graph is hilarious, i saw it before. I like when it drops to nothing forever for no reason

[Anonymous No.57508784]

>>57508770
Still, we're at all-time highs, and relatively near the price and time that the graph suggests. Even if you don't believe it, it's still good practice to have hedges, stop losses, and downside risk considered for all your longterm plays

[Anonymous No.57508789]

>>57508763
>Operation Wakanda
If this isn't a shitpost and actually some schizo's predictions I really want to see what he wrote on it

[Anonymous No.57508792]

>>57508789
Luckily there is a name and date of publication in the bottom right
Never actually bothered to look into it myself

[Anonymous No.57508798]

>>57508784
If the market literally stops existing it can only mean the currency i bought it with is gone and I don't care anymore about downsides or money I'm eating squirrels in the forest. Don't worry so much about total doomsday scenarios.

[Anonymous No.57508802]

>>57508763
>SPY frozen
>SPY market closed
How would that even work for the too 500 companies?
None of them grow or shrink in size?
They hold their value even though nobody can sell or buy? Or will there forever be an equal amount of buyers and sellers?
Will the fed micromanage every companies balance sheet?
How braindead is the creator?

[Anonymous No.57508803]

>>57508734
if I take off the mask will he die?

[Anonymous No.57508804]

>>57508789
These fucking shills never bother to learn the board culture. Oh my god, fuck off already you fucking newfag glownigger.

[Anonymous No.57508809]

>>57508792
Damn I missed that
>Biggs was also author of the 2008 book Wealth, War and Wisdom.[13] He had a gloomy outlook for the economic future, and suggests that investors take survivalist measures, such as looking into "polar cities" as safe refuges for future survivors of global warming. Biggs recommended that his readers should "assume the possibility of a breakdown of the civilized infrastructure". He went so far as to recommend planning adaptation strategies now and setting up survival retreats: "Your safe haven must be self-sufficient and capable of growing some kind of food", Mr. Biggs wrote. "It should be well-stocked with seed, fertilizer, canned food, wine, medicine, clothes, etc. Think Swiss Family Robinson. Even in America and Europe there could be moments of riot and rebellion when law and order temporarily completely breaks down."[14]
He evidently correctly predicted things such as the dotcom bubble but incorrectly predicted mexico being a much stronger economy than it is currently, mixed bag
Still pretty funny

[Anonymous No.57508826]

>>57508798
>>57508809
Case in point
Also picrel is another of my favorite schizo memes. For being authored in 1875, he called the 2023 buy the dip pretty accurately. I suppose there will be no crash until 2026 then, at worst some minor selloffs and retracements. Fair play, since we just had a 2 year bear market

[Anonymous No.57508832]

>>57508826
Anything this predicts correctly is pure luck and you know that

[Anonymous No.57508833]

>>57508804
Sir if you get this emotional about delusions about feds you don't have the spine to actively maintain a portfolio

[Anonymous No.57508840]

>>57508826
the next big one is in 2035, but we might have a smaller panic in 2026, i could see it.
>>57508832
i think its just the business cycle

[Anonymous No.57508852]

>>57508840
It was behind by a year on 2019 so if we assume there's any merit to this 2026 is also probably 2025. I already see 2024 being a golden bull run so 2025 being a large drawdown seems quite likely

[Anonymous No.57508872]

>>57508770
is the rollercoaster of the 1930/1940s german stockmarket

[Anonymous No.57508876]

>>57508826
Your reminder that Shemitah schizos perfectly timed the bottom

[Anonymous No.57508877]

>>57508833
F A G G O T

[Anonymous No.57508890]

>>57508876
I shilled that like crazy, I feel blessed

[Anonymous No.57508913]

>>57508872
It makes me laugh not because it isn't believable that a market could drop thar sharply, just because there's no labeled reason as to how or why it occured and it's the most shocking thing on the graph yet everything else is labeled

[Anonymous No.57508923]

>>57507979
>>57508182
>>57508394
Sister Market

[Anonymous No.57508929]

>>57508890
Same (and tarot), but unfortunately it will be some time before that's likely relevant again. Now I just cling to infographs and hope I find the next big thing

[Anonymous No.57508930]

Thoughts on Eli Lilly? I feel kind of retarded for not taking a $700 on friday when it was about 664. Earnings tuesday before open.

[Anonymous No.57508938]

>>57508930
Do earnings really matter that much for pharma companies?

[Anonymous No.57508946]

>>57508938
All I know is last time all I went way out of the money for about a $200 cost and made back three times that. No I don't jump on every earnings report I see. I've just noticed this company seems to be doing pretty damn well.
Just worried it might be doing too well.

[Anonymous No.57509033]

Uhhh guys why is spy down 15% in premarket already???

[Anonymous No.57509041]

>>57509033
Wtf, it just keeps dropping??? Now it's down 18%!!

[Anonymous No.57509046]

>>57509033
>>57509041
its over

[Anonymous No.57509059]

>Yes, hello?
>Yes, I'd like you to pump DAX to 17100 please. Thank you.

>German Trade Balance SA Dec: €22.2B (est €19.0B; prevR €20.8B)
>- Exports SA (M/M) Dec: -4.6% (est -2.8%; prevR 3.8%)
>- Imports SA (M/M) Dec: -6.7% (est -1.9%; prevR 1.6%)

[Anonymous No.57509071]

>>57509059
Jesus.

[Anonymous No.57509083]

>>57509033
WHAT THE FUCK

HOW

[Anonymous No.57509089]

>>57509046
I love these random doomer AI images kek

[Anonymous No.57509092]

>>57509033
XOM Save us!

[Anonymous No.57509098]

>>57509033
premarket is not opened

[Anonymous No.57509099]

We literally just pump from the China session low on nothing. Data is bad for the start of the week. And we still are were we were when markets opened after weekend. That tells you something about the bots

[Anonymous No.57509101]

>>57508659
please god let it all crash this year, I need some easy slurps and dumping bags for profit!

[Anonymous No.57509114]

[Anonymous No.57509120]

Do you guys hold tatas? If not you're gay

[Anonymous No.57509124]

>>57507620
Good luck for the Radioactive contamination due to the British nukes

[Anonymous No.57509128]

Bears will eat eventually

[Anonymous No.57509145]

>>57508930
Chart looks great

[Anonymous No.57509146]

>>57507706
Most good ETFs track their index with dividends reinvested so you ain't really missing on anything except double taxation

[Anonymous No.57509154]

>futures

[Anonymous No.57509169]

>when there is more action during night for EU when china is trading than during main trading session.
Literally ALL BOTS

[Anonymous No.57509181]

TSLY BROS

[Anonymous No.57509182]

Uh, BUDDY, look at yields computer.

[Anonymous No.57509187]

>>57509169
Not even Euros care about EU market

[Anonymous No.57509202]

Week long bloodbath confirmed?

[Anonymous No.57509208]

>>57509202
>Qs barely down
i wouldn't be concerned

[Anonymous No.57509226]

>>57509128
my nigga here waiting for a -30% after everything quadruples

[Anonymous No.57509232]

I called in sick and feel guilty about it even though I am actually sick. Bullish signal?

[Anonymous No.57509256]

>>57509232
thank you from the shareholders.

[Anonymous No.57509292]

>>57509256
Sometimes I end up not buying anything in a supermarket and feel like a thief when I walk out. Should I buy supermarket stonks now?

[Anonymous No.57509299]

March = no cut
May = cut by a surprise 50bps, instead of 25bps

NEM, FNV, NUGT, JNUG

[Anonymous No.57509316]

yeah investing in eu sucks and investing from eu sucks

[Anonymous No.57509329]

>>57509232
Being sick of wage slavery is nothing to feel guilty about.

[Anonymous No.57509346]

It's morning in Europe. Means a lot of extremely hot European women are taking their morning shit right now.
Makes you ponder not only the smells being released but also the impact on the market

[Anonymous No.57509349]

>Oil
If it keeps going I'm about to start autoslurping

[Anonymous No.57509462]

hello /smg/
are we feeling bullish or bearish today?

[Anonymous No.57509466]

antisemtism is everyones problem

[Anonymous No.57509503]

>>57509462
Kinda sleepy today

[Anonymous No.57509507]

>Barry Sternlicht has said, "The office market has an existential crisis right now... it's a $3 trillion dollar asset class that's probably worth $1.8 trillion [now]."

CRE crisis happening? Regional banks gonna collapse too?

[Anonymous No.57509511]

>>57509507
>CRE crisis happening? Regional banks gonna collapse too?
Yes.

[Anonymous No.57509516]

>>57509507
Yeah this is terrifying. I just got off the phone with a certain high profile orange businessman. Won't say who, but you probably know of him. He said regional banks are collapsing in two more weeks. Sell everything now.

[Anonymous No.57509518]

>>57509507
yep, in just two weeks it will all come crumbling down

[Anonymous No.57509528]

Thoughts on SMCI? Contemplating on moving some of my money over from AMD and NVDA

[Anonymous No.57509534]

>NVIDIA SHARES UP 2.2% PREMARKET; GOLDMAN SACHS RAISES PT BY $175
top fucking kek

[Anonymous No.57509535]

>Be a retail wagie
>Worked at Home Depot store for almost 1 year
>Seasonal but kept as 'permanent' wagie 6 months in since management likes me unironically
>Won employee of the month twice with several rewards

>Knew like over THIRTY FUCKING WAGIES that left the same store over the year
>12 of them quit for better jobs(some even came back because new job sucked ass despite paying a lot more)
>17 got fired for stupid shit, from talking bullshit to managers toward book keepers embezzling a shitload of stolen money
>6 wagies that worked there for years longer than I did were walked out(as in you are NOT coming back to the store) by store/assistant managers in Jan 2024 alone....

How in the FUCK did I do it bros? Was it all just pure luck? Are retail/fast food chain wagies just retarded in general? I only picked this job up so I could use some extra cash for stocks...

[Anonymous No.57509537]

Anyone here trade with coded, systematic methods?
I've got:
>a fully-fledged managed futures system
>a delta-neutral volatility trading portfolio
>a beta-neutral equity portfolio that trades basically every published "factor" in the literature
>a small collection of intra-day strategies using CFDs
Each with about 0 corelation between each other. Sharpe ratios of 1.2, 1.8, 1.4 and 2.8 respectively.

Reddit sucks, Elite Trader sucks, Twitter sucks. I don't know where to talk with people about this sort of thing other than with my 2 closest friends who happen to be maths guys. Know any good algo trading communities?

[Anonymous No.57509551]

>>57509516
>>57509518
This stupid '2 weeks' meme needs to die already, its not even funny

[Anonymous No.57509571]

>>57509551
>t. incel seething that the world hasn't ended so he doesn't need to be confronted with the fact that he's an utter failure in all respects of life

[Anonymous No.57509591]

>>57509551
The funny part is it came from the idea that in two weeks everything would be fine as long as you did nothing and followed instructions. First during the lockdown and then during the 2020 election fraud stuff.

[Anonymous No.57509599]

>>57507483
>Ngreedia +3% already

How long will it go like this? Bought last Tuesday and can already get a 4090 from the gains.

[Anonymous No.57509613]

>>57509599
$700 is a possibility very soon.

[Anonymous No.57509645]

>go to the store
>it's almost midnight/closing time
>they have a bunch of sushi but it's not 50% off, it's just going to expire and they'll throw it out
>would rather just take the loss of product than sell it at a discount
>there's probably some retarded tax break for doing so
>they have a big picture of the supermarket's founder who fought in WWII and died almost 20 years ago saying "be a good person" or some old timey shit
What really gets me is how they can't even throw you a bone, they WILL throw the food out to take a loss just to flip you off.

[Anonymous No.57509700]

>The Virgin US market bobo:
>Whines about trannies all day while adding another batch of tranny pictures to his personal collection
>Loses money.
>Thinks he’s the next Big Short(tm)

>The Chad Chinese market bobo:
>Uses satellite data to figure out just how fake Chinese data is.
>Gains money.
>China has to ban short selling because he’s already too powerful.

[Anonymous No.57509733]

>>57509700
China crashing is extremely bearish for US stocks. As a manufacturing (producer) economy, China is a leading indicator of the downstream consumer economies in the US amd EU. What part of "global financial system" didn't you understand?

[Anonymous No.57509745]

>>57509733
No one cares NVIDIA will somehow still go up because chinese semiconductor production being down is bullish or something retarded. And nvidia going up will cause all those shitter stocks like Intcel to rally, while also helping other "ai" companies like goog, msft and appl (dunno if they have AI but who cares lol) rally too which will move the entire market because the market is literally just 7 companies heavily overvalued for meme reasons.

YOu are dumb for thinking there will be a meaningful "this is it, brace for impact" event.

[Anonymous No.57509763]

>>57509745
Nvidia is fueled by speculative (read: massively unprofitable) technology bets from FAGMAN companies, which are themselves fueled by advertising dollars. Advertising dollars are the first thing to get shut off when consumer demand falters. Google is starting to show cracks.

[Anonymous No.57509771]

>>57509763
Okay, but this shitter market will go up for another year and liquidate all shorts on the way to 1000 before nvidia has an actual significant drop.

[Anonymous No.57509779]

>>57509771
No, you're dumb money that FOMO'ed into a blowoff top.

[Anonymous No.57509795]

>>57509779
>it's going down because of china or something, trust me
Lol
Lmao

[Anonymous No.57509809]

Just opened a massive short position on US tech. Wish me luck!

[Anonymous No.57509811]

>>57509795
Manufacturers are tanking because they're adjusting for the extremely negative consumer demand outlook.

[Anonymous No.57509825]

>>57509809
>surely this will pan out for real, this time

[Anonymous No.57509837]

>>57509779
I've been hearing this since 2020 lmfao. Cope. Keep getting inflated to death.

[Anonymous No.57509861]

are japan index funds/ETF trap?

[Anonymous No.57509869]

>>57509837
So you admit Biden is criminally falsifying inflation data then.

[Anonymous No.57509880]

>>57509645
my local supermarket had -50% stuff but then the hebrew owner changed it to -30%

[Anonymous No.57509907]

>>57509534
Don't worry, this is totally sustainable in perpetuity.

[Anonymous No.57509935]

>Yes yes, of course. America will collapse any day now, my dear yellow fellow.
>Why, your market collapsing would hurt america more than it will hurt you!
>Just turn around and I’ll give Chi- I mean america, a nice, big, wonderful surprise.

[Anonymous No.57509940]

>>57509907
Well at least Goldman Sachs clearly doesn't think it is

[Anonymous No.57509951]

>>57509059
I literally was meming, but they are actually doing it.

[Anonymous No.57509953]

NVDA up 17 pre market... Pelosi never misses

[Anonymous No.57509960]

>>57509935
Why do you write all of your posts like a government employee?

[Anonymous No.57510000]

I know I shouldn't short the Shoot&Poos 5000 but I can't help but feel bearish on the American economy

[Anonymous No.57510008]

>>57509869
>>57509960
almost took you seriously until I realized you were a two more weeks schizo. what's in your pf? silver? lmao

[Anonymous No.57510009]

>>57509960
they're hired by the feds to bluepill us bro, to extract our 3000 dollars and thus contributing to the downfall of the white race.
Don't fall for it, keep strong and pray to Lord Kek

[Anonymous No.57510015]

>>57510000
>check
The house better not fuckimg pass that bullshit.

[Anonymous No.57510017]

>>57510000
with the election year, you can bet nothing will be normal. My personal speculation is that the ATH will be artificially maintained, and then a big flush just after the result and before the new president takes power.

[Anonymous No.57510020]

>>57510009
Sirs, we are here to make money and not to discuss the downfall of the white race.

[Anonymous No.57510023]

>>57510008
>>57510009
Do a flip, troon.

[Anonymous No.57510035]

Holy cocoa, the true gold. The brown gold

[Anonymous No.57510049]

anyone here trade futures? what brokerage do you use? fidelity doesn't allow futures ...

[Anonymous No.57510053]

Ropa bros it's happening I'm about to sluuurp

[Anonymous No.57510055]

>>57510035
brown gold is thin latina girls

[Anonymous No.57510076]

>>57510055
https://youtu.be/EYoBiYHJjr4?si=ZyLZ1SZ05iasRCiu&t=32

[Anonymous No.57510079]

>>57510017
Read into this what you will

[Anonymous No.57510086]

> ceiling leak
I'M GONNA DROWN I CAN'T SWIM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(btw buy more AQB so that i can become a mutant fish and survive the flood kthx)

[Anonymous No.57510123]

>>57510053
The first tranche has been slurped

[Anonymous No.57510146]

Chinabros we are so back.

[Anonymous No.57510162]

>>57509861
All time greatest stock investor Jimmy Buffett doesn't seem to think so

[Anonymous No.57510204]

>>57510000
Paying taxes in the US is immoral.

[Anonymous No.57510206]

>Tens of thousands of people in China are flocking to an unusual venue to vent their outrage about the continuing meltdown in the country’s stock market.
>They’ve been posting comments on a Chinese-language social media account of the US Embassy in Beijing expressing anger and frustration with the market rout.
>Internet users likely chose the US Embassy’s Weibo page to protest because other outlets have been closed off. For example, China’s market regulators have disabled the comments sections of their own social media accounts.
>”The US government, please help Chinese stock investors,” a user wrote in a repost of the article.

”please help” the mumu pleads
”lol, lmao even” responds the embassy bobo

[Anonymous No.57510263]

This is it. The is the big one.

[Anonymous No.57510273]

polish oil anon are you here? we are buying oil at these levels right

[Anonymous No.57510276]

So, I don't know what's gonna happen. Why would papa Powell say something right when the market went to ATH???

[Anonymous No.57510280]

CHYNA!
>pull it

[Anonymous No.57510284]

I don't need no arms around me
And I don't need no drugs to calm me
I have seen the writing on the wall
Don't think I need anything at all

[Anonymous No.57510288]

>>57510276
Because we have more money than we know what to do with and everyone is allergic to bonds because they are "boring"

[Anonymous No.57510291]

I just love how natgas always crashes 1 hour pre US market open. It's always around 1pm german time.

[Anonymous No.57510293]

Are we in for another bear market this year/total market crash? I have a feeling in my bones that this year will be it.

[Anonymous No.57510298]

>futes

[Anonymous No.57510303]

>>57510293
it's an election year, so it will be bizarro market

[Anonymous No.57510321]

>>57510293
Yeah but not until end of year/2025

[Anonymous No.57510322]

Dividend investing general /dig/
>>57474325
>>57474325

[Anonymous No.57510343]

>>57510322
stop linking to your gay fucking general
And I'm speaking as a guy whose planning to retire on divs

[Anonymous No.57510363]

>>57510343
No and I’m speaking as a guy who is going to outright ignore your suggestion

[Anonymous No.57510365]

Wait wtf, 50 Fahrenheit is about 10 Celsius which is still very mild if not cold. Why are you depicting that in yellow? lol
I'd colour 20 Celsius if not 25 at yellow and above 30 I would start with red which is 86 Fahrenheit.

40 Fahrenheit is green which is 4 Celsius. I'd start green at 50 Fahrenheit.

https://graphical.weather.gov/sectors/conus.php?element=T

[Anonymous No.57510395]

>nvda
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooOOOOoooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooOOOOOOOOoooo

[Anonymous No.57510407]

>>57510273
Yes >>57510053
>>57510123

[Anonymous No.57510421]

>>57510395
How THE FUCK is it still going up?

[Anonymous No.57510422]

>>57510395
NVDAs going to1000 this year

[Anonymous No.57510431]

>equity premium went negative at the last ath
>we're still pumping

[Anonymous No.57510443]

>>57510422
1000 and beyond

[Anonymous No.57510453]

PLTR bros.. is it our time now?

[Anonymous No.57510462]

>>57510443
gonna make nancy so rich

[Anonymous No.57510470]

>closed shorts slightly too early on DAX.
WHATI S THIS MARKET DOING I THOUGHT THIS WAS A GLOBAL MARKET, US ISN'T DUMPING

[Anonymous No.57510473]

>all the heavy gainers are small market cap companies
does it mean investing blindly in small market cap companies efficient? anyone tried this?

[Anonymous No.57510482]

next
>>57510478
>>57510478
>>57510478
>>57510478

[Anonymous No.57510503]

>>57510431
Post proof of foreskin with timestamp, tr/a/nny.

[Anonymous No.57510612]

>>57510206
sign of the literal bottom in China

[Anonymous No.57510675]

>>57509861
demand for anime girls can only go up

[Anonymous No.57511363]

Finish your thread

[Anonymous No.57511369]

Finished