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I bizzed myself in front of my little sister.

>> No.57501364

>>57500679
So sad to hear that happened.

>> No.57501382
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>>57500679
>tell cute friend who is a girl of 10 years that i'm desperately trying to get laid
>she invites me to come over for drinks
>talk about the dating apps and what i'm saying to get laid
>start talking about various sex topics
>stands up to show me her thigh gap with leggings on at one point
>stay for 4 hours
>leave
i missed a chance didn't i

>> No.57501443

>>57501382
No she was too old anyway

>> No.57501446

>>57501382
She was just teasing you, women do that all the time. Had you done anything more than just stand there, and you would be virtually in jail

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>>57501446
>virtually in jail

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>>57501382
>>57501443
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5G22S1eYE6s
https://web.archive.org/web/20231023125206/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbBEoJLYRxg

>> No.57501550

>>57501382
Sometimes they actually want to fuck you sometimes they are just trolling you. I still cannot say which one is the case and that's why I don't avoid women but I deny them my essence

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> 5,913,091 views
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFKc8a0WryA

> 3,136,960 views
https://youtu.be/BGixqJfUDzk?feature=shared&t=35

>> No.57501592
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqslPesh-PA

>> No.57503045

Interesting thread.

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Is coffee good for you?

>> No.57503787

>>57501382
>cute friend who is a girl of 10 years
Are you saying you tried to fuck a 10 year old, or that your friend transitioned 10 years ago?

>> No.57503804

I bizzed in my pants

>> No.57504462

>>57503804
based