/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.57493646]

>da jooz are the reason I’m posting on /biz/ in a Friday night instead of having sex

[Anonymous No.57493652]

I look and sound like this

[Anonymous No.57493657]

>>57493652
Based anon. I hope you live a wonderful life.

[Anonymous No.57493659]

>>57493652

[Anonymous No.57493679]

sex is meant for procreation after marriage

[Anonymous No.57493727]

>>57493646
It's Saturday morning, my wife and children are still asleep. What is the reason you're pretending to be someone else on /biz/ on your Friday night?

[Anonymous No.57493733]

>>57493646
it's saturday morning retard
and i'm having sex with my girlfriend right now (ai generated)

[Anonymous No.57493738]

>>57493727
Saturday evening here. It seems OP is the only only alone on Friday night, on /biz/, fishing for (you)s. Ouch.

[Anonymous No.57493755]

>>57493646
>>57493652
This is unironically me.

[Anonymous No.57494048]

>>57493646
So that is why you are posting on /biz/ instead of having sex?

[Anonymous No.57494059]

>>57493646
>>57493652
>>57493679
>>57493727

Am I the only one that likes to fuck just before noon?

I like sleeping around 10pm anyway

wake up at 7am

breakfast, exercise, shower, groceries, then pick up a chick and have sex at like 11am, have lunch together at noon and kick them out around 1pm then I have all afternoon for beer, weed and videogames

[Anonymous No.57494254]

>>57494059
naw i like to wake up at 10 am and go pick a chick up to have sex with by noon-ish, usually a waitress from wherever i get breakfast
i dont kick her out though cause shes gotta get back to work usually lol sooo based

[Anonymous No.57494263]

my gf is a pol freak should i dump her she unironically posts chuds and has a chud folder

[Anonymous No.57494347]

>>57493646
Da browns is da reason we can't have nice things.

[Anonymous No.57494352]

>>57493646
How'd you get this pic of me saying these things that I've definitely said!?!