Bezos

[Anonymous No.57492501]

>Heard you been talkin shit, wagey

[Anonymous No.57492514]

>>57492501
i respect the bezos

[Anonymous No.57492524]

>>57492514
>Thanks wagey
>I’m still going to need you in tomorrow

[Anonymous No.57492796]

>>57492524
Is one of his eye fake? The fuck?

[Anonymous No.57492869]

How can one man be so based? Does he support Trump?

[Anonymous No.57492959]

>>57492501
It doesnt matter how much money you have or are woth. You will mever be anle to have hair like me. I know because bald men come up to me with envy. Be envious Bezos

[Anonymous No.57492983]

>>57492869
he owns the WaPo

[Anonymous No.57493542]

>>57492501
he might be the least kiked at the richest of what we can see atm
sure amazon itself is a bit woke garbage but bezos... he's a good goy
idc if he's a literal glowie on CIA board

luv u bezos <;

[Anonymous No.57493550]

>>57492983
stop mentioning his kikery
just let the one billionaire at his level that doesn't go through ritual public humiliation enjoy himself

[Anonymous No.57493555]

>>57492501
He should consider cosmetic surgery on those ears

[Anonymous No.57493611]

>>57492959
bezos peacefully and happily stares back at you

[Anonymous No.57493779]

does he pay you?

[Anonymous No.57493808]

>>57492501
Based Bezos.
Only mistake he ever made was to get married

[Anonymous No.57494386]

>>57492501
seeing him reminded me of >>57487293

[Anonymous No.57495181]

>>57492501
lmao all that money and this is what you get??? what a fucking loser hahhahahahahaa

[Anonymous No.57495188]

>>57495181
She's gotta have some quality we can't see. Probably a miracle in bed or so.

[Anonymous No.57495197]

>>57495181
Finding a woman at that age who is still energetic and tries to be hot/appeal to a man is gold dust. You don't realize how past 25 basically every girl gives up any and all pretence of having any sort of enthusiasm or excitement and just becomes some slowly fattening baggy jumper sofa feature.

No he couldn't get a 18 year old model.

[Anonymous No.57495349]

>>57492501
Jeff Bezos is a wagie master

[Anonymous No.57495376]

>>57492501
I went on Tinder set results to "Amazon babes" and intead of tall supermodels I instead get fat whales that work at your fuckin shithole. You're damn right I've been talking shit

[Anonymous No.57495409]

>>57495181
My uncle went for a similar looking latina. Less bogged, late 50s, a grandmother but still slim and like the other anon said: tries to be energetic and sexy contrary to most women her age. She also cooks and cleans. I do believe that as you age you genuinely start to find women around your own age attractive, and there are many things that start to weigh heavier (like I mentioned above).

Judging by ol' Jeff's leaked Whatsapp messages to this woman, she more than meets his requirements.

[Anonymous No.57495419]

>>57492501
Sometimes money can buy you happiness

[Anonymous No.57495420]

>>57495376
hahaha so funny bro

[Anonymous No.57495425]

>>57495419
Mirin' vascularity

[Anonymous No.57495478]

>>57492959
He’s literally a god free from the physical world he can literally do whatever he wants. He can probably drone strike your house if he really wanted to, he could get plastic surgery and get hair all over his body and turn himself into a gorilla if he wanted to.

[Anonymous No.57495857]

>>57492501
>Who's talking shit JB?

[Anonymous No.57495879]

>>57492524
I'm a NEET

[Anonymous No.57495894]

>>57495879
>NEET-sama...p-please forgive my insolence, anything you need - my wagies will accomodate you!

[Anonymous No.57495918]

>>57492501
He became enlightned and realized most people were made for bad wagie jobs

[Anonymous No.57496068]

>>57495181
>not wanting to stick it into a strong-jawed mature but fit latina bimbo who probably spends half an hour each day doing nothing but kegel exercises

as a bimbo connoisseur myself, I am with Jeff on this one.

[Anonymous No.57496247]

>>57496068
If I became a billionaire and decided to leave my wife for degenerate hedonism, I would go for Sydney Sweeny. Peak bimbo and still young.

[Anonymous No.57496404]

>>57492959
>Post body, wagey

[Anonymous No.57497537]

>>57496247
she looks like 40 in the left picture. now imagine her without makeup and favorable lighting

[Anonymous No.57497566]

>>57496247
>left pic

Jesus she is hitting the wall already.

[Anonymous No.57497620]

>>57492501
>>57495181
fucking this, the only acceptable path after you "make it" is to Dicapriomaxx.
pic incredibly related

[Anonymous No.57497870]

>>57497620
I don't quite understand why the 'multimillionaire to billionaire's wife' is a pretty natural girl (depicted) and the 'multibillionaire's wife' is an ugly hag again. There is no difference really for a woman whether you have 600 million or 50 billion. Whatever they want to press out of you, you can afford it.

[Anonymous No.57497936]

Amazon employees by year:
1995: 11
1999: 7,600
2003: 7,800
2007: 17,000
2011: 56,200
2015: 230,800
2019: 798,000
2023: 1,525,000

[Anonymous No.57497942]

>>57496247
I have no clue who this is. An actress from Sweeney Tod`?