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Guys i've been on nofap for 6 days now and chainlink started pumping. I'm scared if i break my streak its going to dump. I can't hold out forever though im getting increasingly hornier every day.

>> No.57486924

>>57486647
I have a short position open. What are you into? I'll find you the most niche dirty shit that will make you cum in 0.23 seconds.

>> No.57487465

i remember i fell for this psyop and thought it would solve all my problems back in 2015

>> No.57487491
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57487491

>>57486647
do you feel pleasure when fapping?
do you feel pleasure when chainlink's price goes up?
do you love little girls?
they make you feel so good, maybe so bad?
i feel like a retard for dumping my links at 15
my haiku is over

>> No.57487509

>>57487491
that ain't a haiku
you brown ESL faggot
neck yourself pedo

>> No.57487520

>>57486647
Don't you dare fucking masturbate. I need this

>> No.57487555

>>57486647
DO NOT TOUCH YOUR DICK
We are literally in $100 eom territory as long as you don't touch your dick

>> No.57487570

>>57486647
I'm on day 41. It's not impossible, you just have to transmute your sexual thoughts and energy into something productive.

>> No.57487578
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57487578

>>57487509
the post you just wrote
i think it is
a very good haiku, sir

>> No.57487594

>>57487570
do you think panic buying link is somewhat produtive behaviour?

>> No.57487603

OP I will fuck you in the ass if you ruin this for us

>>57487555
Checked

>> No.57487632

>>57487594
No, but shorting Link is.

>> No.57487678
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57487678

>>57486647
Maybe I stop jerking it will help the pump
Everyone stop jerking so we all make it

>> No.57487685

>>57486647
>sell
>coom
>buy back cheap linkies
easy

>> No.57487686
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57487686

>>57486647
do tell anon

>> No.57487730

>>57486647
kek this is a true story
>be me 2020 longest nofap streak
>15 days
>start edging then decide against it
>chainlink breaks the 5$ barrier
>wtf wtf wuz that
>at 20$ feel indestructible at 40 days nofap
>my sweat smells like semen
>super mega giga horny, not gay but see a cute tranny on /fit/ and start fapping to it
>coom a bucket like randy marsh in that south park episode
>check blockfolio
>the dump has started

>> No.57487779

>>57487685
i can't sell i only have 12k link and its all staked.

>> No.57488511

>>57486647
>>57487465
Yeah I went a full year and 2 months without cooming. I even overcame wet dreams (when you’re constantly demonizing sexual thoughts this eventually carries over to the dream state and you can resist urges easier).

Was it worth it?
No, and the benefits really peak within just a few weeks of abstaining with the side effects being always Angry, irritable, overly competitive, meh.
I had to lift weights 6x a week and meditate daily just to stay calm.

>> No.57488857

>>57486647
OP... you didn't start jacking off did you...

>> No.57489480

>>57488857
i might have groped myself a bit. I didn't coom though

>> No.57489521
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57489521

bad always happens after I coom.
Literally immediately. The same day or next day, just about always.
Coincidence? I think not.
What has worked for me is having a strict policy of immediately dismissing sexual thoughts that arrive throughout the day. Just immediately choose to think about something else.
Continue your ascension anon. We're all gonna make it!

>> No.57489753

>>57489521
Sleep always happens after I coom
I coom before I'm about to fall asleep. Then I sleep.
If anything bad happens it doesn't matter because I sleep through it

>> No.57489929

>>57488511
How is lifting 6x a week a bad thing lmao. You are just utilizing your testosterone. Else you are depleting it. I dont advocate for forever not cooming but a few weeks at a time and then always without porn is probably ideal imo

>> No.57491434

>>57486647
you're just making excuses

>> No.57491465

For me, it's this one girl who I should have dumped years ago that I can't resist fucking. Every single time I give into temptation the lord punishes me with a dump.

>> No.57491476

>>57489929
The man just shilled nofap to me.

It sounds like it opens your eyes to the torture of your reality, hence the mentioned side effects

>> No.57491841

>>57486647
I'm a porn addict and tried doing nofap / no-internet for 2 months last year. There wasn't much difference mentally, but I had a lot more time on my hands. Problem was my mind was constantly occupied with
>I wish I was looking at porn right now
It still is even when I'm connected, but you get the idea. I don't think I can be fixed.

>> No.57491845

If we dump we're all going to know it's because you fapped anon.

>> No.57492967

>>57491841
2 months is about what it takes to get over it. i went 10 months last year but broke my streak because i wanted to prove to myself i didn't need it any more (addict's logic). back on the wagon for 2024

>> No.57493016

I edged every day for 40 days straight this past summer. Was cool