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TUNNEL JEWS RULE

>> No.57486410

Great thread

>> No.57486411
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57486411

BOBROS WE GOT HOOKED!

>> No.57486417

Talked to the market maker, I said, you know what? We've had such a terrible loss of wealth, the best thing is to pull it. So we made the decision to pull it, and then we watched the stock market collapse.

>> No.57486423

Time to smarten up anon, hop on over to dividend investing general /dig/
>>57474325
>>57474325

>> No.57486425

>>57486391
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKZNFZwnM1E
max drawdown only kills you if you sell
history proves buy-and-hold works, DCA works, and even short-term traders like ITPM will show you the data (they're just interested in a different angle of it)
you can win 95% of the time on two time scales: 90 days, or 15 years

>> No.57486426

>>57486391
>no pasta
>no baddragon links
I can't post in an essehmgee of this quality.

>> No.57486440
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57486440

how about them nonfarm payrolls and unemployment rate figures anon?

>> No.57486447

>>57486426
Sorry

>Brokers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0ximxe4XtU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0ximxe4XtU

>Stock market words:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0ximxe4XtU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0ximxe4XtU

>Risk management:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0ximxe4XtU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0ximxe4XtU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0ximxe4XtU

>Financials podcasts/channels
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0ximxe4XtU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0ximxe4XtU

>Live Streams:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0ximxe4XtU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0ximxe4XtU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0ximxe4XtU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0ximxe4XtU

>Educational sites:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0ximxe4XtU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0ximxe4XtU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0ximxe4XtU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0ximxe4XtU

>Free charts:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0ximxe4XtU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0ximxe4XtU

>Screeners:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0ximxe4XtU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0ximxe4XtU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0ximxe4XtU

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0ximxe4XtU

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0ximxe4XtU

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0ximxe4XtU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0ximxe4XtU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0ximxe4XtU

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0ximxe4XtU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0ximxe4XtU

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0ximxe4XtU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0ximxe4XtU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0ximxe4XtU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0ximxe4XtU

>Misc:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0ximxe4XtU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0ximxe4XtU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0ximxe4XtU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0ximxe4XtU

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We're recovering

>> No.57486450

>>57486447
/smg/ - sorry edition

>> No.57486451
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57486451

I bought back some CCs at a nice little 50% discount

>> No.57486453
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57486453

the eurofag farmers are on strike this winter, if they keep going at it in the next seasons that just means they wont be working the fields no?

>> No.57486454

Another Mega Dive TICKER: AMD doing its thing

>> No.57486462

>>57486391
Why is RUM running?

>> No.57486464

china is fucked

>> No.57486466
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>>57486423
IM SMART
NOT LIKE EVERYBODY SAYS

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>> No.57486469

one day i'll own stock that skyrockets and make it

>> No.57486479

iran being bombed tonight
what are the best tickers for monday

>> No.57486486

>>57486468
>tattoo
nothing of value was lost

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57486497

Everything is near all time highs, I dunno what to buy.

>> No.57486496

>>57486451
jealous, i have to buy mine back at a 150% premium or else part with my shares. Still have 2 weeks of theta on them

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57486500

I can't do it anymore. I'm just going to DCA into mag 7 and walk away.

>> No.57486502

Is there a worse feeling then being all red during a green day, this earning quarter has heemed me on all accounts

>> No.57486512
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>>57486502
thanks for playing bobo!

>> No.57486519

>>57486486
The people who write the propaganda convincing women to get tattoos should be shot.

>> No.57486521

>>57486468
money, dope and hookers boys
times have changed

>> No.57486522

Joe sanctioned the Israelis. It is Joever for real this time.

>> No.57486523

>>57486497
URANIUM

>> No.57486525

>>57486502
>Is there a worse feeling then being all red during a green day
yes, being all red during a green day AND be constipated

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57486527

Next week

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>>57486479
oil not guns

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>>57486502
Having to baghold when you could be making gains...because you didnt set a stop limit like a retard.

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57486535

>TLT

>> No.57486541

>>57486523
its near the 52 high, i'm looking for cheapies.

>> No.57486543

>>57486462
I have no idea. I considered buying some last week, but my retard instinct whispered it was going to flatline or dip. Herp derp.

>> No.57486544

>>57486519
>fried up feminist lefttard women in their 40s
go for it lol.

>> No.57486546

another day of retards getting heemed because they read some trash article on the internet about the world ending

thank you
have a nice day

you can always close your positions and buy an index fund because your stupid ass will never even break even let alone beat the market

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57486547

>>57486527

>> No.57486552

>>57486423
Smg is good for these yungins, but moves a little bit to fast for us old timers hehehe

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>>57486527
>LLY

Sweet, there is also MUFG another one I own for monday.

>> No.57486556

>>57486535
this is cuz I bought that 5 cent call yesterday.

>> No.57486559

I closed my MDAX shorts to make room for my impending Oil slurp

>> No.57486560
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57486560

Why do tech scam companies always win? It's all so tiresome.

>> No.57486562

>>57486502
I'm right there with ya brutha. Even Phizer is down. Like wtf is up with that lame shit.

>> No.57486570

>>57486527
Those companies are businesses

>> No.57486572

>>57486527
>Enbridge
Cuckleaf bros, it's our time to stay flat!

>> No.57486575

>>57486541
So, sell?

>> No.57486577

Kek today I thought fuck it and asked a girl out that I've been working with for the last couple of months. She said she has a boyfriend, which is what I expected. What's funny is that I realized that today's groundhog day and I've already felt like I've had this exact same conversation with some other girl a while back and totally forgot about it.

>> No.57486578
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57486578

BUT THE RSI AND MACD!!! REEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.57486583

>>57486423
Why the fuck do you post every thread like a faggot? SMG is stock market general, dividend stocks are stocks. You are probably a tranny

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57486585

America stays winning. Biden is skullfucking bobo live on national TV

>> No.57486587

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.57486588

i told you guys DXY looked angry. this is the big one, Sell.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeEA9yuZ2G8

>> No.57486593

is somebody going to tell the bobos how to close their positions?

>> No.57486601

>>57486577
at least you tried, pal

>> No.57486603

>>57486583
it's not an elegant solution, but it keeps the Divies are god vs Divies are gay arguments in a containment thread

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>>57486527
>MCD
hey i do a lot of business with this company!

>> No.57486608

>>57486603
just because the faggots are fucking each other inside their own house doesn't make it less gay

>> No.57486610
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57486610

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
IS THIS IT
IS IT HAPPENING
ARE WE GETTING IT
THE BIG ONE?!?!??

>> No.57486613

>>57486527
>CVS
>BABA
wednesday will be fun

also remember to short disney

>> No.57486611

SPY GOING PARABOLIC!
BUY
>BUY
BUY
>BUY
BUY
>BUY
BUY
>BUY
BUY
>BUY
BUY
>BUY
BUY
>BUY
BUY
>BUY

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>>57486527
>Caterpillar
>McDonalds
>Eli Lilly
Holy crap there is so much free money next week. We finna pump fr fr boys.
Novo delivered supreme results. That means Eli will deliver even better ones

>> No.57486619

>>57486601
Yeah, that's why I forced myself to do it. I've had so many experiences where I just didn't do anything and then still regretted sometimes years later.

>> No.57486620

This can’t be the bake? Goddamn

>> No.57486622
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57486622

Made $1k trading oil today

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57486623

>Start investing
>Buy boomer tech stocks
>Up 10 % in a day
>Don't even know how to make a screenshot on my phone

>> No.57486628

>>57486603
I rarely see any divies conversation in smg and I have been here since 2018

>> No.57486632

ALERT:

As per my intention,
I have made lots of money on NYCB

DISCLAIMER:
You snooze you lose. Smell you later poors

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57486633

SMCI $5000 EOY

>> No.57486634

>>57486623
I get paid in Amazon RSUs, up almost 100% in a year lol
chuds are seething at people like me, they all have the same boring 3 reasons why amazon will be worthless

>> No.57486637

>>57486622
you think we're going below 68?

>> No.57486638

thank you bidenTHANKYOUBIDENthank you bidenTHANKYOUBIDENthank you bidenTHANKYOUBIDENthank you bidenTHANKYOUBIDENthank you bidenTHANKYOUBIDEN

>> No.57486640

>>57486453
Bro idk any euro farmers but American farmers plant fence row to fence row no matter what unless govt pays to set aside. Brazil plants more amazon every year. Argentina will never relent. Ukraine farmers produced while under siege. Farmers don’t know how to not work

>> No.57486642

>>57486585
>prices of everything doubled in just a few years
>purchasing power in the toilet
>government and Fed stole everyone's money and gave it to billionaires and hedge funds by running the printer
>dystopian nightmare tech even more powerful than before covid
>real estate bubble as bloated as ever
Unless you're in the 0.1% wealth percenticle, you're losing hard.

>> No.57486643

BOBO??

>> No.57486644

I wonder what Zucc did at the senate meeting for this to happen

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who /deflationary spiral/ here

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>>57486622
Fauna enjoyer... here on smg? Based nature anon shorting oil. Too volatile for me though. Just like Mrs. Fauna

>> No.57486652

>>57486453
chances are more european farmers have killed themselves in the past 5 years and their land sold off than there are on strike right now
yuroland is unironically over

>> No.57486662

>>57486632
>NYCB
>The trigger for the latest losses came Wednesday, when NYCB shocked investors by reducing its dividend, posting a quarterly loss and ramping up loan-loss provisions. The results amped up concern over banks’ exposure to commercial real estate.

kinda stinky

>> No.57486663

>>57486644
on the earnings call he said he was fully committed to creating open source agi like a gigachad

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>>57486620
worst /smg/ yet
>>57486622
are you a leveragetard or do you just trade with a million dollars

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>>57486637
I doubt it, there's an area of support around 70-70.50 and below that it bounced off 68.3. Unless some black swan event happens I don't think we're going below 70, but I'm not going to say anything for certain.
>>57486649
Love the green lady
>>57486666
Futures

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Landing is starting to look a bit bumpy

>> No.57486678

short on applel and buy amzn?

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>>57486673
Fixed the file. it was givin me errors

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>>57486642
Im up 25%

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>CHINA

https://youtu.be/_siJRgDlddY?t=160

>> No.57486694

#BidenBoom

>> No.57486696

>>57486527
>palantir
i dumped that shit 2 days ago. not waiting around anymore for it to do something.

dont own any of these though so dont care. but some big ones there like baba will be interesting.

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>>57486562
phizer is a divvie stock and rates were just confirmed to stay high for longer. Of course it'll drop. Then again meta pumped on divvies so who knows how this market works. I'm not going to call it a fake or gay scam market I'll just admit I don't understand it.

>> No.57486708

>>57486698
dividends are completely irrelevant, both stocks you mentioned moved based on the statements by executives about the underlying business

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>>57486696
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to invest in Palantir. The company itself is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of machine learning and data structuring most of the tech and its applications will go over a typical investors head. There's also societys nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into a dystopian high tech future- this philosophy draws heavily from Orwellian literature, for instance. The PLTR investor understands this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of this company, to realize that they're not just a company- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike PLTR ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the inclination in what PLTRs CEO said when he said, "We believe in augmenting human intelligence, not replacing it," which itself is a cryptic reference to Huxleys magnum opus Brave New World. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Alexander Karp's genius wit unfolds itself on their brokerage sites. What fools.. how I pity them.

>> No.57486710

>>57486648
wtf is that website that spews out this shit? Honestly you have to be a braindead gorilla n to believe this stuff. what is that inflation rate ex everything? fuck off
if I ever catch the guy who runs that website I'm going wish with him an unpleasant day

>> No.57486712

>>57486652
how do i profit from this, do i buy brazilian stocks in the agroindustrial sector or should i wait for the EU-MERCOSUL trade agremeent?

>>57486640
that´s probably why they want protectionism, but in europe we never get to ear the other argument on the other side and people seem to forget about the virtues of free trade when it suits them, personally i wouldn't give a fuck about their jobs and would rather just buy cheaper food, south american meat is superior to french cattle anyway

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>PLTR
>NET
>PYPL
>SNAP
hey i do business with some of these companies

>> No.57486714

>>57486464
anyone watch that vid from peter zeihan where he says china is absolutely going to be cataclysmically bad (and this video was BEFORE evergrande)... cant find it rn, it was a talk at some conference

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>>57486713
snap is stil listed?

>> No.57486724

To whoever suggested CAPT, thank you. How high is it supposed to go?

>> No.57486727

>>57486708
Most people holding stocks like pfizer hold it for the dividends though. It's an extremely high yield payer, similar how BP is a popular british boomer retirement account.

>> No.57486740

>>57486722
its how we monitor the goyim

>> No.57486741

>>57486712
you can profit by simply buying literally any stock that isn't based on the euros
farming in euroland is so fucked, the regulations mean pretty much anyone except a massive megacorp will need a good season every year or they lose everything, end result is that europe has to import more and more food every year and they will lax their regulations only when every single euro farmer is either bought out or gone

>> No.57486752

>>57486673
>I doubt it, there's an area of support around 70-70.50 a
That's just the SPR. It won't last forever.

>> No.57486753

>>57486497
SQQQ

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...banking

>> No.57486764
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57486764

Tech is fake and gay

>> No.57486768

>>57486709
I swear PLTR is the Rick and Morty of public companies.

>> No.57486769

>>57486752
I'm bullish on the price of oil tbqh

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>>57486673
Don't know how it is with crude but brent's nearest support is at 75.91 (it's 77.2 right now) so it can fall a bit more.

>> No.57486772

>>57486662
>stinky
yes but this is the kind that comes of in the shower
This shit is so cheap for it's intrinsic value
i'm slurping!

>> No.57486775

>>57486761
hopefully regional banks all die off for being so incompetent they are somehow losing money on high interest rates rather than ranking it in.

>> No.57486785

>>57486775
Based Jamie Dimon not giving a fuck

>> No.57486786

>>57486741
what´s some good farmer´s stocks in the US, I would like to invest in Brasil, my problem with them is their track record with corrupt politicians.

>> No.57486793
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Yummy Oil

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>>57486775
It's interesting that European banks are posting record profits and insane divvies while US regional banks are in decline (the big ones like JP Morgan are of course raking it in though... big unrealized losses though).
Why is that?

>> No.57486797

>>57486786
ADM

>> No.57486798

>>57486775
They're on the long end of a lot of fixed rate debt.
They do deserve to go under for being so careless but the destruction happened four years ago, not now.

>> No.57486803

>>57486709
>let me pander to your ego so you give me money for something I never quite describe despite never making a profit
I poop more sensible things.
>>57486793
too soon, imo

>> No.57486804

>>57486775
I hope not. I strongly prefer my regional bank to the other bullshit. You get actual customer service.

>> No.57486805

>>57486796
imagine if that seat was your face and you could smell her braphoolio for 8 hours a day

>> No.57486808

>>57486798
>>57486796

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>>57486775
https://www.ustreasuryyieldcurve.com/

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Everybody look at the bears.
When they come in the door, they start screaming sell!
Come on, everybody, sell now!
Crash the markets like its 2022
Everybody get your puts and crack up the shorts!
All you crazy bulls will come around and learn
I wanna see all you bull sons of bitches on your knees!

Bears, make you work hard
Make you spend all your money on puts, make you lose all your gains
She's a Bobo eater, make you buy puts
Make you eat your loss, make you fall for the crash.
She's a Bobo eater, make you feel smart. Watch your PNL rally upside down
Nobody can see the market crash expect you you. make you fall in love with the crash
She's a Bobo eater! Make you short every tick. This rally will be the last
Make hold your loss, wish you never ever learned how to short at all.

All you crazy bulls will come around.
You doin' anything to keep the markets up.
Because, she told you markets will crash.

You wish you never learned how to short at all.

>> No.57486813

>>57486772
but commercial real estate has no future, everyone is gonna be in pods with vr headsets.

>> No.57486822
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57486822

>>57486813
>everyone is gonna be in pods with vr headsets.
I'm already there

>> No.57486823
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57486823

This is for all the stupid bobos that did not believe in me reaching 300k this week. Eat a dick cucks.

>> No.57486825

>>57486683
The music is slowing, so to speak

>> No.57486827

>>57486813
offices aren't the only type of CRE, you know.

>> No.57486830

>>57486775
I fucking hate regional banks.
I took out a loan with one and I had to send them a piece of paper in order to request automatic payment on a loan I fucking signed my name on. Their service is trash, their products are trash, the interest rate on their loans and savings are not competitive with banks. They only prey on ignorant people like myself when I was younger

>> No.57486831

>>57486796
Have you ever actually compared to "big unrealized losses" to the total holdings of those banks? It's not even into a full % of assets and they're mostly staggered % lof buy or valuation losses, not total principal.

>> No.57486835

>>57486813
What do you do with commercial real estate otherwise though? It's just shitty restaurant after shitty restaurant after vape shop after shitty restaurant.

>> No.57486839

>>57486823
no one cares about you bro

>> No.57486841
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57486841

>>57486796
>muh euro banks
Bnp paribas literally shitted the bed on earnings

>> No.57486847

>>57486812
>webm
bet the US really regrets the emancipation proclamation nowadays

>> No.57486850

KYRIE ELEISON
CHRISTE ELEISON
KYRIE ELEISON

>> No.57486851

>>57486797
nice, guess i could also buy into fastfood businesses or other fast food stocks too, would be neat a few years from now to tell everyone that im proffiting out them having to pay way more for food because i foresaw this coming

>> No.57486854

>>57486823
Congrats anon

>> No.57486855

>>57486835
nothing, value will drop to poop. even retrofitting them for more pods will cost a ton and who can avoid the ages it will take to rezone them.

>> No.57486867

>>57486830
I like my regional bank, they were able to secure me a PPP loan literally the day they came out, and I never had to pay them back. They're great folks folks.

>> No.57486869

>>57486851
Bayer is worth looking into even though they are german (because of Monsanto). They do business all over the world so not directly exposed to european stagnation.

>> No.57486871
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57486871

>META up 20%
Lmao. Just Lmao.

>> No.57486878

>>57486775
Banks can always make high yields, but it's about risk. Borrowers are over leveraged, in the case of NYCB they have a significant portion of their loans ( 44% ) in price controlled multifamily properties in New York. Historically it's been a safe and lucrative business but it is recently seeing adverse risk, especially with interest rates remaining high. Right now they are taking a loss in order to cover their backside. Slashing the dividend has driven out retirement funds, which imo has caused overselling of the stock into bargain territory.
Not all regional banks are pants on head retarded like SVB, which in typical tech onions brain fashion provided nothing to mitigate risk.

>> No.57486880

So glad I closed my short position after the talk from the Fed. Dodged a bullet.

>> No.57486882

yep, it's melt up time...

>> No.57486888
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57486888

>>57486823
Very nice man. But you're getting beaten by my mum (damn my mum is good at stocks).
>>57486841
Well my bad. My perspective is limited to Scandinavia and certain slavic countries. And banks there are raking in so much money it's crazy. Easy 10%+ divvies with nice 20-30% y/y growth.
>>57486808
That makes sense. Europe is famous for its short-term mortgages. Which was great during a decade+ time of ZIRP. Not so much now though

>> No.57486892

>>57486867
should i incorporate my trading biz so i qualify for gibs next time?

>> No.57486893
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57486893

>>57486871
wow wtf is up with that?
captcha: RAMPS

>> No.57486901

Soxl is such a piece of faggot shit way to track the semis. Amd is up 2.7%, NVDA is up 3.5%, but SOXL is up 1%. FUCK THESE FAGGOTS

>> No.57486902

>>57486793
It's not even below $72 yet. My orders are evenly spread from $71.60 to $70.00.

>> No.57486909

>>57486892
I put my mom on the payroll for my LLC and paid her like $100/mo and qualified for PPP lmao

>> No.57486910

>>57486892
>next time
lol there's no way they're doing that again, that was a once in a lifetime chance Trump gave me to grab more gibs than any bipoc alive ever will.

>> No.57486922

>>57486871
lel, today META is single-handedly adding +21.7 points to S&P 500.

>> No.57486923

>>57486909
i was in public accounting during the pandemic and saw shit like this with some of my clients. wives and children going on payroll just to make sure they qualified for full forgiveness

>> No.57486928

Ok my plan this year is to throw money at dividends in my Roth, and take advantage of Congressional insider trading ETFs with my normal accounts

>> No.57486932

>>57486825
when you chop it up the guys body language is the thing that really sells it.

talking about odorous excrement
sniffs finger
makes face
plays piano on desk
talks about music

>> No.57486946

>>57486928
Most of those sorts of ETFs lose money.

>> No.57486947

WHY IS SOXL ONLY UP 1% you faggots, always shilling this piece of shit to track semi gains. I’m going to find you motherfuckers

>> No.57486954

>>57486932
>"the guy"
Put some respect on Jeremy Irons' name

>> No.57486958
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57486958

>>57486946
then why are there so many representatives who enter with less than a million, and exit with tens of millions?

>> No.57486968
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57486968

>People are still falling for the SOXL bs when just holding NVDA or AMD easily outperforms it
Yeah, allow me to send my sides to the orbit, please

>> No.57486974

>>57486527
It can't be that easy to just short DIS and make money. There has to be some trick, right?

>> No.57486976

>>57486958
bribes

>> No.57486981

>>57486947
INTEL'ed lmao

>> No.57486982

>>57486583
I have the same thought. Some narcissistic idiot who just wants people to give him (You)'s in his faggot general

>> No.57486983
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57486983

>>57486910
>more gibs than any bipoc alive ever will.
Not so fast chud

>> No.57486989

>>57486958
Those don't follow them exactly. They're just reading 13-F SEC filings which are incomplete (and sometimes the exact opposite.)

>> No.57486993
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57486993

>>57486968
it worked until INTC fucked up!

>> No.57486995

Dividends are tax inefficient and very homosexual and submissive. By seeking dividends you are literally cucking yourself to the federal government.

>> No.57486996

Picked up 3 contracts of GOOGL 3/1 $145C @ $1.45.

>> No.57487000

>>57486983
She's right actually.
Rule of law is a European idea and the disagreement over it is an ethnic conflict between the descendants of Europe and Africa.

>> No.57487005

>>57486947
Because it has a bunch of INTC shit

>> No.57487006

>>57486583
>why do you want to learn on a specific topic
>I don't want to so you're a narcissist,
>now give me a (you) for posting booba off topic, faggot
Stop being poor.

>> No.57487021
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57487021

>>57486993
Don't forget QCOM :). INTC is ready for an upswing though since it's hitting its MA100 support along with Bollinger but you never know. That guidance was a bit on the weaker side. But come on, they are finally making money so why is the market punishing them so harshly?

>> No.57487029

>>57487006
Buy an ad

>> No.57487032
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57487032

>>57486993
STOP HURTING HER

>> No.57487034

>>57486995
Real
>>57487000
Checked and real

>> No.57487038

>>57486823
Way to go, anon!

>> No.57487037
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57487037

>>57487000
WE
WUZ
KANGZ

>> No.57487043

How is Facebook worth this much? I don’t know a single person that uses it other than messenger. Is it pajeets and old people??

>> No.57487045
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57487045

>>57487032
SHE ASKED FOR IT!

>> No.57487047

I longed $10k QQQ and shorted $10k of IWM. Someone please tell me if I'm going to make money of if I'm retarded. Wanted to be beta neutral.

>> No.57487055

>>57487006
stop scamming anons into buying companies that have a clueless board who've lost faith in their own ability to spend their company's capital in a way that grows their business. faggot

>> No.57487056
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57487056

>gold miners

>> No.57487058

>>57487043
Old people have all the money. Thats why youtube and twitch lose money, but fb makes money.

>> No.57487060

>>57487047
I'm not quite beta neutral, but close. +.14 beta.

>> No.57487062

>>57487043
They should rename it Boomerbook, unironically. I know some younger people who use it to keep tabs on local events but other than that it's just old people puttering around. I'm surprised more of them don't get scammed by pajeets. (Though, there always is JB's Fantastic Finds.)

>> No.57487064

uh why is apple recovering?
it's at -0.11% now

>> No.57487065

>>57487043
>How else do you keep in contact with your parents and gain employment???
This was the argument 10 years ago and I've never had a jewbook

>> No.57487068

>>57487060
>beta neutral
wont your portfolio just crab for eternity?

>> No.57487073
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57487073

>OIL down.
>OIL stocks up.

https://youtu.be/4qlCC1GOwFw?t=39

>> No.57487080

>>57487043
>what is instagram
>what is whatsapp
>what is the metaverse

>> No.57487081

>>57487062
for me its DWAC and Truth Social

>> No.57487083

>>57486541
>muh 52
you don't understand the world at all.

>> No.57487085

>>57487068
The hope is that "the best companies in the world" in QQQ outperform the literal shitcos in IWM over time, while shielding myself from the volatility of market beta.

>> No.57487089

>>57487080
Ok Instagram I understand, but nobody using messenger pays for it and there’s never any adds.
Who the fuck uses the meta verse lmao

>> No.57487092

>>57487058
pretty much this. When you make your money on ad revenue it pays way more to have a large group of non-anonymous boomers who will unironically click on the ads and buy useless shit rather than younger people who probably are using ublock anyway.

>> No.57487094

>>57487080
Thats a good question. What is the metaverse? I still don't really know.

>> No.57487096

>>57487043
boomers and normies use it a lot. FB has done a good(shit) job copying stuff from other places but it appeals to normies
>reels
>groups
>marketplace
>ect ect

>> No.57487101
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57487101

>>57487064
Because their earnings were good? Higher sales, positive growth, better EPS. Doubting Apple... come on man

>> No.57487104

https://archive.is/dIn5c

>> No.57487115

>>57487094
It looked to me like a super expensive vrchat but apparently there's a blockchain somehwere.

>> No.57487117

Wait, wtf, US is up and EU down. wtf? lmao

>> No.57487123

>>57487089
instagram makes tons of money, messenger may just be a collateral loss for the convenience
>>57487094
me either but people eat it up

>> No.57487128

>>57487117
why would eu be up? theyre a fucking joke.

>> No.57487130

>>57487055
>buybacks are coming this quarter, I'm sure of it!
If you can't get enough money to at least partially self-fund your expansion, maybe you don't need to be in business? Maybe going from 10 million to 150million shares in 2 years isn't responsible ownership for the benefit of the investor? Maybe I'm not a bank and I have varying needs for repayment but can still charge less than PaperTrailGoneCold Regional?

>> No.57487133
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57487133

>>57486391
Am I the only one snatching up utility companies?
One thing is true: Yields are going down from here. Whether naturally or due to a recession.
In a recession utilities will still do well and due to interest rates going down they should actually increase net income (they tend to have debt).
If there's no recession, interest rates will still go down thus net income should still go up.

It win win.

Plus you get nice divvies to put in other things as time goes by. Or to buy even more utilities.

They performed bad last year. Same with REITs here. Some of them should be good long term

>> No.57487138
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57487138

thank you based NVDA

>> No.57487139
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57487139

SPY reaches another all time high on terrible news. Honk honk!

>> No.57487146

>>57487133
List some tickers you’re looking at

>> No.57487148

So it’s really just let’s pump mega tech until Reverse Repo runs out? I guess it’s true that there will always be a bigger nose.

>> No.57487150

>>57487101
It was red yesterday right after the report came out. It's now at +0.11%

>> No.57487153

>>57487083
fuck it, i'm going all in on uranium

>> No.57487154

>>57487139
All news is good news for equities when we are running $2 trillion fiscal deficits in a full employment economy. Simple as.

>> No.57487155

>>57487043
All boomers and normies, plus Instagram. Although IG is becoming unusable, for me at least. I see 5 ads or recommended posts for every 1 post by someone I actually follow. I only use social media for business, IG fucking sucks and X isn't much better. IG's userbase grows by leaps and bounds every year though so what the fuck do I know.

>> No.57487159

>>57487130
GO BACK TO YOUR CONTAINMENT THREAD!

>> No.57487161

Pump CSCO you stupid market maker niggers. The only thing you can pump is the mag7.

>> No.57487163

>>57487133
>Am I the only one snatching up utility companies?
Yes because theyre terrible.
>0 growth
>chance of lawsuit crash is always imminent

>> No.57487165
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57487165

AMZN doing a decent day too

>> No.57487171

>META up 20%
>P/E of >40
Seems like we're starting the irrational exuberance phase of the AI bubble

>> No.57487173
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57487173

Be cautious longs at a resistance. Am still doombull. intraday hump.

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57487180

>being a bobo
could you imagine?

>> No.57487182
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57487182

THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiIc0HuJ78Q

Welcome to where STOCKS stands still
No one leaves and no one will
MARGIN is full, never seems to change
Just labelled mentally deranged
HEEM the same thing every night
I see our freedom in my sight
No locked doors, no SHORT SALES barred
No things to make my brain seem scarred
HEEM, my friend, and you will see
/SMG/ is my reality
They keep me locked up in this cage
Can't they see it's why my brain says "rage"?

Sanitarium
Leave me HEEM
Sanitarium
Just leave me alone

>> No.57487187

>>57487117
Man, in situations like these I can't tell if I should reshort DAX/FTSE or if they'll pump monday on EU open to catch up with the US. Hate that

>> No.57487194

>>57487128
Because of the US jokemarketbots pulling everything up

>> No.57487199

every single day it's the exact same VIX crush and algo pump program. I really loathe these people

>> No.57487206
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57487206

>>57487171
>XOM EPS down --> higher PE
>Lower oil price
>Green
Yeah, this market is bs, who'd have thunk it?

>> No.57487213

>>57487199
they should should make a 'SELL VOL' key standard for all keyboards

>> No.57487217

>>57487146
I like Enbridge. Been doing 10 percent annualized after dividend.
I'm looking at TransAlta but still unsure.

>> No.57487218

>>57487089
>Who the fuck uses the meta verse lmao
Me. I just bought more land there. Now I'm getting paid in cash with Atlas Earth. My income bout to go nuts.

>> No.57487220

NEW ATH

>> No.57487225

>>57487206
You can't actually tell if rate hikes or holds are bullish or bearish. It seems to be the case. For a while hikes meant higher yields, now they mean lower yields. No clue what is going on

>> No.57487228

>>57487218
Kek

>> No.57487232

Missing the opportunity to buy META at 88 is like missing the opportunity to short it at 477
Tick tock anon

>> No.57487236

>>57487083
UEC?

>> No.57487242

NEW ATH (again)

>> No.57487243
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57487243

OOOoooOOOOooooOOO

>> No.57487244
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57487244

Lol
Rocker's SNAP puts getting heemed today

>> No.57487246

>>57487146
I also like interment REIT and automotive properties

>> No.57487252

>>57487218
Earth 2 is the real deal, you faggot.

>> No.57487254
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57487254

>Wanted to buy into the SMCI rally earlier this week.
>Check today's lows
>576
I would like to thank my grandpa for raising me to not be greedy.

>> No.57487255

>>57487171
Stop looking at P/E as the end all be all. AMD went from 1200 to 325 due to earnings.

>> No.57487261

>>57487246
Interrent REIT

>> No.57487262

>>57487092
I never used facebook or instagram, but aside from plenty of hot bitches posting themselves everywhere, how many of their adds are meetup ahd hookup sites and apps for borderline porn? i also heard that some places some hookers also use instagram and for sure they must use whatsapp, all of that is quite bullish if you ask me

>> No.57487264

>>57487232
>477
it will probably come down a bit next monday but im not going to try to step in front of steam roller to pick up pennies.

>> No.57487268
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57487268

>>57487128
We gotta bloat up or deflate. Our pyramid is gonna get bigger I guess.

>> No.57487278

>>57487254
>It opened at 600 and dumped to below 570 and is now 578
Super micro computer is the new and more volatile NVDA

>> No.57487281
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57487281

friendly reminder to that they made a movie about the guy

>> No.57487284

>>57487268
wtf there is only $4 trillion of gold?
That's kind of weird. Just the federal government has more debt than that doesn't it?

>> No.57487304

>>57487284
>wtf there is only $4 trillion of gold?
We can't really know. $4T is too low I think maybe above $10T.

>> No.57487306

>>57487217
https://youtu.be/9ig1dXaNm9U?feature=shared
Absolutely untrustworthy. Fake hype, fake friendliness. The way his mouth is way too wide open while talking. Earth 2 is superior.

>> No.57487315
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57487315

Bros we are new paradigming this very instant so get on board the hype train right now cause we ain't stopping

>> No.57487314

These infinite permabids every single day for the past 14 months are incredibly stupid. It is very blatantly being propped up by central banks and governments.

>> No.57487320

>>57487268
>muh power money is gold and silver
Kek metalbugs are so stupid.

>> No.57487322

>>57487278
Maybe it's time to do a little slurp. I threw in a limit for 575.

>> No.57487323

>>57487281
bros like masayoshi son. Made one good decision and people suck his dick for life

>> No.57487327
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57487327

>BABA

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>>57487284
>Just the federal government has more debt than that doesn't it?
just a bit lol

>> No.57487331
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57487331

You still didn't buy any calls anon?

>> No.57487332

>>57487314
Ok but when does it stop being propped up?

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57487334

Seriously lads, this is just the start for facebook, once Zuckerberg realises a PC way of making hookers everywhere post their adds on facebook, our generation of fathers that uses that dump will be spending our inheritances in the old folk tradition of screwing around with hookers procured through facebook/instagram and contacted via whatsapp.

>> No.57487335

Huh. A mol is about half of a trillion squared. I never thought about that before.

>> No.57487337

Can you tell the market makers to pump CSCO?
I need $53 to break even.

>> No.57487343
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57487343

>>57487281
Isn't he one of the biggest bulls that pretends to be a shorter?
>Yeah guys look I'm shorting
>nvm that I hold 100m in MSFT and NVDA
I wouldn't take these people too seriously, m8
>>57487327
Is that a Star rail reference on /smg/? I must be dreaming. Based Serval and Gepard enjoyer

>> No.57487347

why wouldn't it go up

>> No.57487351

>>57487254
oh my god I love this guy thank you for posting that gif
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZfxl2pQTzs

>> No.57487355

>>57487347
shut up, retard

>> No.57487356

>>57487355
lmao

>> No.57487359

>>57487347
based

>> No.57487368

Imagine thinking P/E is real.

>> No.57487376
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57487376

Bidenomics is the best thing to ever happen to this country. The economy is doing amazing and people are much better off than they ever were before.

>> No.57487385
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57487385

Fucking chat gpt

>> No.57487384
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>>57487376
Is that Jerome on the left?

>> No.57487387
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>>57487284
I've seen a couple others with 5-7 trillion. This exeter pyramid says 11t. Maybe we're in hell and being gaslit permanently and pkd was right.

>> No.57487392

>>57487334
Never going to happen. See Craigslist and Backpage and what happened there after FOSTA/SESTA. A MAG7 company will never take that risk. Heck, Visa and Mastercard might even de-bank them if they do.

>> No.57487398
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Shit man, do I selll everything and start over Monday? What does buy low sell high even mean otherwise?4

>> No.57487399

>>57487334
Just wait til we have on demand celeb AI porn in VR in the near future. That's gonna truly be the game changer.

>> No.57487404

>>57487331
I blew up my account last year when I kept buying calls in August and the market kept dumping. Not doing that again.

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>>57486391
here is a free script if you want to better understand how the world, both gentile and jew, is manipulated using gematria. it also works pretty well:

https://pastebin.com/hR6bi7tq

>> No.57487417
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SSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

GEETTTTTTIIIINGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!


CUT RATESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.57487420

>>57487408
Retarded. you would eventually flip seasons with winter months becoming summer months etc

>> No.57487425

with apple you just don't lose

>> No.57487436

Please rise for the national anthem. *ahem*

>> No.57487437

SPY will be $600 by election time. This is all part of the plan. Biden is the best

>> No.57487439

>>57487392
they'll find a way, some "working" women already do that. now just imagine the possibilities of them adding an extra paywall so the wife couldn't find out who he has been chatting with and such through the paying bill.

>>57487399
That will take time, and some people prefer actual women to their hand, especially old folks.

>> No.57487442

>>57487425
Yep, Warren buffet ain't wrong

>> No.57487451

>>57487436
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCAcMLwyNt0

>> No.57487455

>>57487439
Yeah, but those old folks are dying out. The reign of the zoomie/gen alpha incel is at hand.

>> No.57487477

>>57487331
Nope. I'm a share-chad. Options are for insider trading Jews or early-20s "day trader" bros who eventually lose their entire port.

>> No.57487479

Guys.. just one thought. Munger missed the new ATH.

>> No.57487481
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>>57487437
Biden is going to be easily re-elected.
Burgers will value stock gains way more than "border security."
Deep down even they now that open borders is a given no matter who is president.

>> No.57487493

>>57487479
Munger witnessed four decades in a row of new ATH after ATH.

>> No.57487494

>>57487455
you´re still going to have to deal with them for some pther 10-20 long winters.

>> No.57487495

>>57487398
Sell and do the research over the weekend. If I had that kind of money I would go long on eli lilly on monday. I'm not saying do that of course unless you look into it and weigh the options.

>> No.57487496

>>57487481
Exactly. Republicucks don't do anything about the border anyway. It's all election pandering.

>> No.57487504

>>57487047
won't the cost of borrowing IWM shares to short fuck you?
seems retarded

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>>57487047
retard

>> No.57487526

Wow now seems like a great time to buy stocks :D

>> No.57487527

>>57487255
>you can't just have a valuation that depends on the business actually doing things profitably in this decade!
REEEEE!

>> No.57487542
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>>57487455
>The reign of the zoomie/gen alpha incel is at hand.
The age of the boomer is over, this is the age of the millenials.

>> No.57487543

>>57487526
unironically yes

>> No.57487546

>>57487387
whole world gdp is about $100T
thing is most of the derivatives are cash settled. when collection day comes around and only 6 palms had to be greased, thats pretty good, not much of a shortfall.

https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/M1V
10 to 11 palms greased leads to the 70s or worse the 20s. or worse still the 70's
right now we're greasing foreign palms and every dollar spent here touches 20% of an american palm. and bloats 9.8 foreign palms

>> No.57487547

>>57487526
this but semi-unironically

>> No.57487566

>>57487526
Just imagine when they start cutting rates. SPY will be over $600 by election time.

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>>57487047
>beta neutral
>pairs trading

>> No.57487595

>>57487566
look at a historical chart of rate cuts overlaid on the stonk market

>> No.57487605

>>57487527
>40 is too hight!
>what about 1200? nah thats cool
none of this matters.

>> No.57487607
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>>57487566
>when they start cutting rates.

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>>57487451

>> No.57487620

>>57487595
these are unprecedented times, anon

>> No.57487621
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>>57487494
I'm not exactly a boomer but I might as well be.

>> No.57487624
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When call/put options expire, does it force a buy or sell of the stock to meet the contract.

>> No.57487635

>>57487620
>This Time Is Different!

>> No.57487637

>>57487624
Yes, no, maybe, depends.
All of these are legitimate answers to your question.
Not even memeing.

>> No.57487639

>>57487605
>invest in what is popular, the people who own these media companies love you and would never ask you to invest in things that would end up causing you problems
miss me wit dat

>> No.57487642

>>57487607
Literally every analyst including the Fed itself says rate cuts this year. Stop being a poltard chud and accept that Biden has won already.

>> No.57487648

>>57487637
Can you explain a bit more. I found a stock with high implied volatility with a massive amount of calls in open int. for Feb 16th. So I was curious how to use this information to guess what could happen.

>> No.57487651

I just bought my nephew an emote in Fortnite. I'm financially ruined.

>> No.57487654

>>57487642
The more you talk, the more I'm certain we're above 5% into 2025.
Buy based on goals and results, not freebies. That's how we end inflation.

>> No.57487661

>>57487493
But he missed the last ATH of this century.

>> No.57487662

>>57487651
not financially sound, but still somewhat wholesome

>> No.57487664

>>57487481
https://judiciary.house.gov/sites/evo-subsites/republicans-judiciary.house.gov/files/evo-media-document/camarota-testimony.pdf

each illegal costs the federal government roughly $68,000, so we're looking at over 1 trillion dollars in bills from this batch that Biden has already let through.

>> No.57487665

>>57487660
>>57487660
>>57487660
new
>>57487660
>>57487660
>>57487660
new

>> No.57487667

>>57487648
when a jew sells you a call, they also buy 100 shares in the stonk to hedge against the call. 2 calls = 200 shares. etc.
when the call option expires he no longer needs to be hedged against it, so he sells these shares.
knowing this doesn't matter because they have like 800 programs offsetting all this so you won't make money, because their goal is to steal money from you.

>> No.57487670

>>57487664
We let through. The only people to blame are us.

>> No.57487671

>>57487664
Just don't pay taxes then. Problem solved.

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>>57487642
>Literally every analyst including the Fed itself says rate cuts this year.
>Stop being a poltard chud and accept that Biden has won already.
absolute retard

>> No.57487682

>>57487504
Only 25bps borrow on IWM at IBKR. I will have to pay IWM divvies though.

>> No.57487696

>>57487664
>PURE
>UNDILUTED
>GDP
debt. is. bullish.
illegals. are. stock. market. positive.

>> No.57487701

>>57487481
So fucking stupid.
You guys are going to get wrecked.
Every lie will be exposed.

>> No.57487719
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>>57487701
>So fucking stupid.
>You guys are going to get wrecked.
>Every lie will be exposed.
two more weeks
patriots in full control
trust the plan

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>>57489050
>>57489050

>> No.57489182

>>57489108
Correct general. That one was made first.