/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.57479779]

TKD can wait edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed)
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed)

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed)

>Financials podcasts/channels
https://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA - Fundamendals analysis
https://www.youtube.com/@TheDavidLinReport - Stocks, PMs, Crypto
https://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV - Various themed livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews - Stocks, PMs, Crypto

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

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>>57477251

[Anonymous No.57479787]

Bobos don't know shit about the stock market and are almost always wrong

[Anonymous No.57479795]

QLD
TQQQ
Q
Q
Q

[Anonymous No.57479796]

>record levels of inflation and employment
>shocked earnings were amazing
imagine being a gay bear

[Anonymous No.57479797]

>META

[Anonymous No.57479798]

[Anonymous No.57479800]

Gayest most scammiest shit I’ve ever witnessed

[Anonymous No.57479803]

I want to make money, I'm going to become an AD. AND I will lay off myself for costcutting purposes

[Anonymous No.57479804]

Another day hovering 5%.

[Anonymous No.57479805]

MAGS: +3.87% after hours

[Anonymous No.57479811]

>YFW you realized the golden bull run of 24 is on

[Anonymous No.57479812]

bobos are not bad people, just scared little girls that are unable to commit capital

[Anonymous No.57479813]

>>57479787
Bulls never sell, how can you call that a profit ?

[Anonymous No.57479815]

I wish I was American, truly the greatest nation on earth

[Anonymous No.57479816]

>>57479798
I actually deleted this picture earlier because I was like "how many times will I really get to post this?"

[Anonymous No.57479819]

>>57479812
Bobos are just the ones holding AAPL.

[Anonymous No.57479822]

Bobo you okay?

[Anonymous No.57479824]

Why’s everything pumping?
>GREEEEEEENER FOR LONGER
But my puts were supposed to print
>GREENER FOR LONGER
This market is bullshit
>GREENER FOR LONGER YOU DUMB FUCKING FAGGOT GLOWNIGGERS. STOP TRYING TO FIGHT MARKET. LETS ALL GET ALONG AND NOT BE FUCKING RETARDS. THE MARKET. IS. GOING. UP.

[Anonymous No.57479825]

>>57479815
America is an economic zone not a nation.

[Anonymous No.57479826]

After the Elon dump, Apple is going to pump again!

[Anonymous No.57479832]

I feel like a loser with $300k NW, I live with my parents and I don’t even have a house yet…

[Anonymous No.57479833]

So far we've made six new all time highs in after hours.

[Anonymous No.57479837]

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

META initiates dividend and i'm gonna CUUUUUMMMMMMMM

[Anonymous No.57479838]

Apple better talk about AI. 15 years of dogshit siri is too far!

[Anonymous No.57479840]

Stop pumping you fucking niggers and faggots.
I will not go long on SPY until its under $450

[Anonymous No.57479842]

Exit pump. Red by open tomorrow

[Anonymous No.57479844]

>>57479832
age?
if you're past 30 you're a loser

[Anonymous No.57479849]

>>57479825
>Zuckerberg was selling the whole january through
Kek, he didn't expect that

[Anonymous No.57479851]

>>57479838
Apple is unironically the only company that doesn’t need even a cloud to do AI and doesn’t pay the electric bills for it

[Anonymous No.57479853]

>>57479844
29.

[Anonymous No.57479857]

>>57479832
Isn't that basically a starting salary nowadays? Just overemploy yourself to 2 or 3 jobs with ChatGPT doing your heavy lifting.

[Anonymous No.57479858]

>>57479815
THE U S OF FUCKING A
IS THE BEST COUNTRY EVER TO EXIST

NEVER WRONG
GOING LONG
ON 'MERICA

I wish I was born and educated in USA

[Anonymous No.57479859]

Based Golden Bullrun

[Anonymous No.57479862]

>>57479833
after hours is fake and gay
why do they allow jews to do this?

[Anonymous No.57479864]

>I sold my amazon a week ago
pray for me

[Anonymous No.57479866]

Dang, I was expecting red tomorrow
Not sure I'll be buying at these prices
>>57479832
I'm old, my NW is like 115K and I'm doing okay-ish
You're doing fine fren don't let your brain shit on you

[Anonymous No.57479870]

>>57479842
Hahahaha more doom posting on these earnings??????????????????? Get FUCKING REAL. IDK if you’re a glownigger or a fucking retard but holy fuck. Markets are going to rip and roar tomorrow and they literally just told you why at earnings and you think it’s a “scam”. People like making money. Everyone’s fucking long. It’s going up and america will continue to heem the rest of the world.

>Greener

>FOR


>LONNNNNNNGER

[Anonymous No.57479874]

>>57479842
go to bed bear

[Anonymous No.57479875]

Congrats to any META holders. All companies exist to one day pay a dividend. The dividend being the most tangible form of return on investment ever conceived

[Anonymous No.57479876]

Why is MSFT pumping after hours?
See how retarded this shit is?

[Anonymous No.57479881]

>>57479822
I'm hurting, papa

[Anonymous No.57479888]

srsly?

[Anonymous No.57479898]

>>57479875
i prefer share buybacks. that way i can decide when the tax event occurs.

[Anonymous No.57479899]

>>57479864
>sold AMAZON and META 2 weeks ago
>bought MICROSOFT and GOOGLE instead
I will never get over this

[Anonymous No.57479901]

>>57479870
thanks putrnotdawae for being incredibly obvious

[Anonymous No.57479902]

>>57479853
do you understand that you have enough money to indefinitely travel through southeast asia and europe with modest returns? why do you decide to live like this?

[Anonymous No.57479904]

>>57479876
Are you Indian? Esl? What’s your excuse for being brain dead? Nooo. You’re a glow nigger

[Anonymous No.57479906]

Jpow can only slow the ascent. Nothing, NOTHING, can stop this bull.

[Anonymous No.57479914]

>>57479875
Exactly. And using this dividend your investment in a META share gets cashed out in...oh.

[Anonymous No.57479915]

>>57479796
take a good long look at pic rel
record levels of employment consistently happen right before recessions.
unemployment going above the moving average is a major red flag
watch the next print on the 5th closely

>>57479812
I refuse to hold bags
by nearly every metric the S&P is not a value buy right now for long term investors. I hodl for years, not days

>>57479822
I'm fine because I don't short like a retard

[Anonymous No.57479917]

>>57479888
nice trips

my growth portfolio is made up mostly of AMZN GOOGL META and CRWD with some PLTR and the rest in index funds

this is a bretty good day

[Anonymous No.57479918]

>>57479901
Board all day doom posted and I’m doing my duty to bring balance to the force. Fuck glowniggers and fuck bears

[Anonymous No.57479920]

Everyone remain calm while we welcome the META shareholders to dividend investing general /dig/

[Anonymous No.57479928]

>tfw turning 30 this year and only $630kish NW

[Anonymous No.57479929]

>total apple death

>now it's only 4 left
>meta, msft, nvidia, amazon

notice a pattern mumus?

[Anonymous No.57479934]

>The market can't stay above 2021 ATH, because... because it just can't okay???!!!
Anyone who thinks this - explain

[Anonymous No.57479941]

Oil chuds...wtf happened today?

[Anonymous No.57479942]

wait is the reason that RACE jumped up because Hamilton joined the F1 team??? surely its because of the cars they sell and not the massive, unproftable money sink that is F1 right?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57479946]

>>57479898
stock buybacks get taxed, it's part of Joe's plan to reduce inflation.

The Inflation Reduction Act of 2022 imposed a new 1 percent excise tax on the value of corporate share repurchases (net of issuance). Because this tax is assessed at the business entity level rather than at the shareholder level, it is levied on all US corporate equity, not just the amount held in taxable accounts.

[Anonymous No.57479951]

Contrary to what bobos say, bears are actually the delusional hubristic ones. It's bears who make grand claims about crashes and recessions. Thryre the only ones who know It's all fake manipulated. Theyre the only ones who can see the negative macro events. Just you wait for xyz event, this company is going down for reasons that only I know about!

Imagine thinking you know more than all market participants combined. How did bears not predict record low unemployment, positive gdp, strong disinflation, corporate profits being resilient and growing?

You will never make it

[Anonymous No.57479953]

>>57479898
Nah I much prefer management not wasting money on inopportune stock buybacks to meet arbitrary EPS targets so they can receive stock based compensation packages that dillute my shares.

[Anonymous No.57479954]

apologize.

[Anonymous No.57479955]

>I now own two divvy stocks
>micropp and faceberg
noice

[Anonymous No.57479956]

>>57479928
could be worse
you could be 36, have a whole host of health issues drop on you at the beginning of the year, have < 400k NW, have no path to home ownership, and work for a company where you're likely to get laid off any time now in an industry that is completely fucked when it comes to jobs

[Anonymous No.57479957]

>>57479902
Cause I want millions and then retire to SEA.

I’m vietnamese so I don’t need an elite visa can get a diaspora visa and permanently stay there.

[Anonymous No.57479958]

>>57479904
Are you a fucking retarded nigger?
Why would AMZN and META earnings make MSFT go higher?
Glow niggers are pumping this market you fucking ape.

[Anonymous No.57479964]

>>57479941
Peace broke out.

[Anonymous No.57479967]

>>57479928
> tfw turning 26 this year and if we factor in student debt and car loan am still at negative net worth

[Anonymous No.57479968]

>>57479946
What the hell it's real?

Yeah Hitler was right about the jews.

[Anonymous No.57479969]

Why does Warren Buffet buy into AAPL and not into other mag7 stocks instead?

[Anonymous No.57479970]

>>57479941
Nothing. The lower we go the more bullish I get.

[Anonymous No.57479972]

>>57479958
Microsoft and Google had positive earning the other day but didn’t pump yet

[Anonymous No.57479975]

>>57479964
Huh? Isn't the opposite happening?

[Anonymous No.57479978]

I've never Meta bull this big before haha

[Anonymous No.57479979]

>>57479957
why millions? what's the point? you can go now and never work again
you're undervaluing your youth and time on this planet

[Anonymous No.57479980]

>>57479946

[Anonymous No.57479984]

>>57479969
It was a mistake like KHC. He should have bought MSFT.

[Anonymous No.57479985]

>>57479975
Israel is shifting divisions towards Lebanon, sure, but there's headlines about Qatar brokering a Gaza/Hamas ceasefire.

[Anonymous No.57479986]

>>57479958
wealth effect

[Anonymous No.57479991]

>>57479969
He was fucking Steve Jobs and still mourns.

[Anonymous No.57479992]

>>57479969
The other ones are more retarded. I just hate Apple because it's the only one you really can't avoid (which is probably why I originally bought it.)

Also Apple used to be very cheap.

[Anonymous No.57479995]

Can someone explain to me how an advertisement agency like META can have so much money?
How the hell do you get 5.33 Earnings Per Share? I hope that's annual, not for Q4 alone

[Anonymous No.57480000]

>>57479934
Only tards think that way Benis, anyway what stock should I buy to get a second season of your show?

[Anonymous No.57480003]

>>57479969
His brain is fried from eating only hamburgers for decades

[Anonymous No.57480009]

>>57479985
That seems very minor and probably won't result in anything. I'm talking about US striking Iranian targets that's making headlines atm.

[Anonymous No.57480011]

SPX 5000 tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.57480019]

Apple is toast. Kodak 2.0.

[Anonymous No.57480020]

At least AAPL pays a dividend; guess that the gents at BRK have some exemptions others don't have.

>57479991
>57479992
I was too young to ever understand the hype around Steve Jobs; care to explain?

[Anonymous No.57480022]

cool market

[Anonymous No.57480025]

I came here to say buy TMC for generational wealth by 2026.

[Anonymous No.57480030]

>>57480000
CVN + NNY

[Anonymous No.57480031]

>>57480011

[Anonymous No.57480032]

SPX 5001 tomorrow

[Anonymous No.57480036]

fuck me

>>57479984

At least AAPL pays a dividend; guess that the gents at BRK have some exemptions others don't have.

>>57479991
>>57479992
I was too young to ever understand the hype around Steve Jobs; care to explain?

[Anonymous No.57480048]

>>57479946
>>57479968
>>57479898
>>57479980
I heard they also wanted taxes on UNREALIZED capital gains.
Government is doing everything in their power to not simply REDUCE SPENDING to prop the bubble up.

>>57480025
underwater nickle...

>>57480011
Only NVDA earnings left in the Mag 7 inflation beating portfolio.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57480049]

>>57479969
he doesn't like technology because he's such a fuddy duddy he thinks technology is just evil spirits, but AAPL is consumer goods, so its okay for him to invest in.

[Anonymous No.57480051]

META dividend growth rate finna be off the chain. All big tech divvies are like this and this is your opportunity to buy the first years dividend.

[Anonymous No.57480055]

>>57480031
>>57480011

[Anonymous No.57480056]

>Amazon beat by 25%
What the fuck.

Meanwhile I'm still recovering from getting AMDheemed.

Any other AMDunces holding onto their 180 bags? When are we eating good?

[Anonymous No.57480060]

I think the stock market is homosexual, what are you gonna do about it, bitch?

[Anonymous No.57480064]

>>57480036
>hype around Steve Jobs
Apple kicked out Steve, years later Apple was dead but full of cash. Steve arrives with his startup, NeXT, great product but no money. Makes a deal with Apple that is equivalent to a takeover. Like that, MacOS X and the iPhone were born

[Anonymous No.57480065]

>>57480049
i thought he got along with at least Bill Gates?

[Anonymous No.57480067]

>>57480000
Kill yourself, tr/a/nny.

[Anonymous No.57480070]

>dev announced rewards (dividends)
>dev announced token buybacks
stocks aren't ponzi shitcoins bruh

[Anonymous No.57480074]

>>57480036
>I was too young to ever understand the hype around Steve Jobs; care to explain?
Cult of personality. He got up there in his black turtleneck and showed us all these shiny new toys that were high tech and accessible to plebs.

[Anonymous No.57480073]

>>57480009
Biden bombing some tents in Yemen or Syria is the very minor thing. We're not rolling into Tehran to avenge three negroes.

The ceasefire itself is "being seriously considered" by Hamas.

[Anonymous No.57480079]

Dividend paying companies taking their place as the intelligent investors investment vehicle of choice. Sorry buybACK bois

[Anonymous No.57480096]

>>57480079
I pay 40 percent (forced) taxes on dividends, and those are normally lower than inflation to begin with.

Please explain

[Anonymous No.57480098]

>>57480036
>care to explain?
Looser who pretended to be some auteur genius but basically just takes credit for everyone else's work, like there are actual people who think he/apple invented the smart phone.

[Anonymous No.57480100]

All hail dividends

[Anonymous No.57480101]

>>57480079

[Anonymous No.57480104]

Supermicro another 10%. This stock did now a 5,5x since AI, but their revenue only 2x. And their margin is even down.

>Net sales of $3.66 billion versus $2.12 billion in the first quarter of fiscal year 2024 and $1.80 billion in the same quarter of last year.
>Gross margin of 15.4% versus 16.7% in the first quarter of fiscal year 2024 and 18.7% in the same quarter of last year.
>Net income of $296 million versus $157 million in the first quarter of fiscal year 2024 and $176 million in the same quarter of last year.
Kek, how is that possible?

[Anonymous No.57480112]

I'm not selling my shorts.
I know a big dump is coming.
Tony Dwyer and Tom Lee will grovel and eat shit.

[Anonymous No.57480121]

>>57480112
>I know a big dump is coming.
Look at Amazon earnings.

I know locking in losses hurts, but look at them.

[Anonymous No.57480122]

Have you ever seen a bulltrap breakout anon?

[Anonymous No.57480123]

>>57480070
You first disgusting curry nigger
>>57480030
Thank you

[Anonymous No.57480126]

>>57480104
>Kek, how is that possible?
Irrational exuberance.

[Anonymous No.57480132]

>>57480011
Weew checked

[Anonymous No.57480134]

>>57480079
Buybacks weren't invented when Ben Graham was alive.

[Anonymous No.57480135]

>>57480112
tony has been bearish for the last 2 years but those images aren't as fun to post

[Anonymous No.57480136]

>>57480056
>buying at the top
are these posts ironic?

>>57480064
>>57480036
I got my parents to buy AAPL during the gumdrop iMac days (that was when he was interim-CEO, iCEO). It took awhile to get MacOS X going after porting over code from NeXT. FYI, this was also when the dot com bubble popped. Sentiment was really bad.

[Anonymous No.57480139]

would buying amazon tomorrow be a mistake?

[Anonymous No.57480141]

>>57480101

[Anonymous No.57480142]

>>57480051
QRD on where they are getting all this money?

>>57480070
exactly. crucial difference shitcoiners will never understand. There was one window of opportunity in 2015-2018 to become rich off shitcoins, all these incels are living in the past now

[Anonymous No.57480151]

>>57479979
I go back every year. Been offered tons of qties, I want kids and I’d like for them to not grow up poor.

[Anonymous No.57480152]

>>57480056
Hopefully soon anon, hopefully soon. I am selling as soon as it hits 179. I just want out.

[Anonymous No.57480154]

>Tfw bought SOXX hour before closing

[Anonymous No.57480160]

Choosing stocks for their dividends is as retarded as choosing them based on the number of vowels in their name.

[Anonymous No.57480163]

>>57480121
>based
>>57480112
pic_rel

[Anonymous No.57480164]

>>57480141
what year did you start investing

[Anonymous No.57480165]

>>57480136
>the top
$270 is the current top you dumb nigger.

[Anonymous No.57480167]

>>57480096
What country oppresses you like this?
It is only 15% in civilized nations

[Anonymous No.57480169]

>>57480074
>>57480098
>>57480136


I was only 14 when he died, could have spent my solemn communion there in 2011 and bought some 20 shares, instead i borrowed my older bro some money so he could buy some whiskey and vodka

[Anonymous No.57480176]

>>57480141
>Starting in the 1920's
Wew lad

[Anonymous No.57480181]

Is it too late to buy $SMCI??? pls respond

[Anonymous No.57480182]

>>57480154
Not eating lunch tomorrow, huh?

[Anonymous No.57480186]

Bobobros…i feel empty as the bottle

[Anonymous No.57480187]

>tfw white
>tfw rich (relatively)
>tfw long USA markets

[Anonymous No.57480195]

>>57480187

[Anonymous No.57480201]

Fuck SPY and QQQ.
It's algo controlled bullshit.
I'm going back to trading small caps.

[Anonymous No.57480207]

bidenomics > drumpf money printer

[Anonymous No.57480209]

>>57480163
That's literally because other companies are dying. In germany several, even large shoppingmallsize shops (don't know the word) went bankrupt now.

>Peek& Cloppenburg which is for clothing
>Galeria Kaufhof
They are all dying because people are buying online. All the time you see package delivery drivers driving and walking around.

Everybody is buying through amazon.

I prefer Ebay.

[Anonymous No.57480213]

>>57480167
France

[Anonymous No.57480217]

>>57480112
>>57480135
Tony has been bearish... but it sounds like he's turning around
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-znRLcRroA&t=1159s

>>57480165
>$270
Calm down you emotional fag. You bought at 180... 3 bucks from the top. Sucks you didn't buy in the 4-8/share back when AMD was trashed every day by INTC fanbois

[Anonymous No.57480228]

>>57480217
>Sucks you didn't buy in the 4-8/share back when AMD was trashed every day by INTC fanbois
I will forever regret that, however, I wasn't doing stocks back then. I started after the chinky coof stinky.

[Anonymous No.57480230]

does baggy still post here

he used to love shorting AMZN on earnings days

[Anonymous No.57480231]

I think it is time for me to dump all my TSLA for Netflix and Amazon, consumers just win.

[Anonymous No.57480237]

whats the next big boy stock to initiate a dividend (best form of investment)

[Anonymous No.57480239]

>>57479888
For reals

[Anonymous No.57480243]

>currency to 0
>trashtech past it's prime producing nothing of value to infinity on AI speculation
The same pattern that has been repeating for years now, yet again. Curious.

Market starts taking a shit and returning to reality ----> Massive blowout earnings pump from big tech that conveniently pulls everything off the verge of the cliff just in time

[Anonymous No.57480245]

>>57480243
How much are you down?

[Anonymous No.57480247]

>>57480213
socialist shithole ... no wonder the CAC 40 is stagnant.
Why don't you move to Quebec? Still kind of socialist but better than France. UK has progressive taxation on dividends, which means for poorfags it is a very reasonable 8%
I am Canadian myself

Oh, I forgot to add - you don't need to declare dividend income. Maybe you can just tax evade?

[Anonymous No.57480249]

>>57480213
>buys an house in Greece
>live there until you can change your tax stautus
>pay 5% on dividends
>return France and shill to your friends and family a neat place in Greece to spend some vacations

is there anything stopping your from doing this?

[Anonymous No.57480253]

>>57480167
For us Yuropoors investing in the USA there's a 30% withholding tax on dividends plus a tax in your country of residence which can go up to 30% in some countries. You see that's why we Yuropoors like buybacks and dislike dividends.

[Anonymous No.57480261]

>>57480169
>>57480228
It isn't easy to get people to buy the bottom let alone scared boomers. Boomers have been through multiple booms and busts and still didn't figure out how US stock markets work. It's free money but it requires you to avoid the MEDIA induced FEAR AND GREED, which is tough when you've been conditioned to listen to the Man in the TV/Radio Box.

In fact a jew got me into stocks in middle school so even though I had no money I could at least knock some sense into my mom who controlled the money. My dad was a permabear doomer.

If you get kids then make sure to teach them this sh!t early.

[Anonymous No.57480264]

>>57480182
It's ok Bobo there's always a next time.

[Anonymous No.57480276]

>>57479813
Sure they do, they have so much money when they want to buy something they just sell a little

[Anonymous No.57480290]

Bobo Volk.
Wie habben ein serious probleme.

[Anonymous No.57480292]

>>57480243
Why are you bearish during the strongest economy of recent memory?

[Anonymous No.57480300]

>>57480290
Apple will take the whole market down with it

[Anonymous No.57480306]

>INTCELS
HAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.57480307]

>>57480253
I don't think that's exactly correct, individual countries have individual treaties, there is no EU-wide withholding tax to my knowledge.
Let picrel be a cautionary tale and guidebook for all /biz/ posters

[Anonymous No.57480309]

>>57480230
Doesn't he still hold gme

[Anonymous No.57480312]

>GREENER FOR LONGER

SPY WILL HIT 500
Qqq 440

[Anonymous No.57480314]

so please please please let me let me let me
let me get what i want this time

[Anonymous No.57480320]

>>57480139
Just know that I will be dumping my bags on you tomorrow if you do buy.

[Anonymous No.57480328]

>>57480300
You fucking wish kiddo.

[Anonymous No.57480329]

>>57480231
>consumers just win
American gooning knows no bounds


>>57480230
Baggie is always here. see: >>57479946

>>57479958
AMZN competes with MSFT for AI and datacenter so good AWS results = Azure growth

[Anonymous No.57480332]

>>57480307
There's that wonderful thing in France called the PEA that lowers it to 17.2% but you can only buy European values.
Except jews simply use synthetic ETFs to replicate US index performances. There are even leveraged ones.

[Anonymous No.57480334]

>>57480307
There are treaties, but there is a bureaucratic process that is sometimes very complex and not worth doing. You need to fill up like 4 forms and send them to 4 different places. Just fuck dividends honestly, they're taxed to much they suck ass.

[Anonymous No.57480340]

>>57480290
>If Burry shorts, everything will be alright.

[Anonymous No.57480342]

Imagine shorting when the government is printing trillions. Fucking lol

[Anonymous No.57480344]

>>57480312
>SPY WILL HIT 500
That's like a 2% gain. You might as well be a bobo doomer with that prediction. Let me set the record straight:
>S&P will reach over 9000 this year
>the economy is roaring
>earnings are blowing out expectations
>the Fed is juicing the economy
>AGI is coming

[Anonymous No.57480357]

Jpow knows the federal government is intentionally trying to create an unsustainable stock market bubble. Just look at the "posters" in this thread. "Bidenomics" is just telling lies about the economy. It's named after one of the most corrupt men in politics, what do you expect?

[Anonymous No.57480358]

>>57480332
Problem with pea is that you cannot withdraw for at least 5 years otherwise you pay taxes in full.

[Anonymous No.57480364]

>>57480340
Mein furbear, Burry... Burry already shorted, he's 20% in the red. It's over.

[Anonymous No.57480365]

zuck is not a cuck

[Anonymous No.57480368]

>>57480344
Lmao. It’s going to 500 in the next week. Then it’s either headed to 550 or 450. Good luck and god bless

[Anonymous No.57480373]

>>57480357
So why are you shorting before the bust?

[Anonymous No.57480377]

>>57480357
>"Bidenomics" is just telling lies about the economy
Which lies are those? Let's review the facts:
>Lowest unemployment rate in history
>retail sales booming
>housing market roaring
>company earnings blowing out expectations
>adults in charge in the white house
>everyone fat & happy flush with cash

[Anonymous No.57480380]

>>57480358
It only requires your PEA to be at least 5 years old. And while you can't withdraw anything from it, you can swing without paying any taxes. You can reinvest dividends without paying any taxes too. It's absolutely OP. The only real issue is that you can't externally deposit more than 150k€.

[Anonymous No.57480382]

>>57480334
yes this. double taxed so not worth it. maybe when you made it and just park money somewhere.

[Anonymous No.57480384]

>>57480213
Why are you lying on the internet? It's a 30% flat tax on a CTO, and, hold your breath, only a 17.2% flat tax on the PEA enveloppe, which you should use first until you max it up.
I won't even mention how you can abuse and abuse again the Assurance Vie to lower your taxes as well.
You're a fucking retard. Just go back to /pol/, or better yet, kill yourself

[Anonymous No.57480387]

If you are rich, why would you buy dividend stocks instead of bonds?

[Anonymous No.57480396]

>>57480387
Stocks are more liquid. Look at reverse repo.

[Anonymous No.57480398]

Remember when they said Texas wouod start a civil war? Lol nothing ever happens. Higher for longer

[Anonymous No.57480407]

>>57480377
gr8 b8 m8

[Anonymous No.57480412]

>>57480398
Luckily my state reps know how spectacularly BREXIT failed, a "texit" would be even worse. Let y'all-que-da have their larp.

[Anonymous No.57480418]

>>57480396
>Stocks are more liquid.
Stock market can also take a shit and your cozy 6% divvies on your $5m can easily turn into 0% divvies on your $250k.

[Anonymous No.57480424]

>>57480261
euroboomers are a different breed, specially southern boomers that came from dicatorships. in Portugal they still live in a quasi-commie euphoria caused by the carnation revolution that causes inebriates them into a nostalgia of sorts.

[Anonymous No.57480426]

BUDDY TIM APPLE WELLNESS CHECK

IF WE DON'T HEAR FROM YOU IN FIVE DAYS WE WILL NOTIFY NEXT OF KIN

[Anonymous No.57480427]

>he doesn't just buy MGK
anons... it is really that easy.

[Anonymous No.57480433]

>>57480412
The UK is about to deport migrants to Rwanda, while the US rewards illegal invaders

[Anonymous No.57480435]

Interest rates are still high, big banks don't care about small banks, markets will be liquidated. We're going down at some point.

Truzz jerome not mumu

[Anonymous No.57480441]

>>57480344
>S&P will reach over 9000
Why not SPY?

[Anonymous No.57480445]

Bo… about today. Nothing personal. Inhope you’re okay. For what it’s worth I told mumu to take it easy on yah. He must think you’re one tough son of a bitch. You hang in there and someday we may have a red 4 hour candle if you play your cards right.

[Anonymous No.57480449]

>Natgas
I just noticed how low it is, it's getting slurpable

[Anonymous No.57480459]

>>57480418
A 95% drawdown would last for approximately a month. Then within a year you'd be sitting on $10m.

Welcome to the QEra.

[Anonymous No.57480471]

>>57480427
It's simple: TECL or BULZ.

[Anonymous No.57480481]

>>57480424
>carnation revolution
>quasi-commie euphoria
>nostalgia
I think I got a little taste of that when I went through Greece during the DEBT CRISIS. Looking at boomers in general has made me cautious into getting into any hazy mood.

Important to not get trapped in historical cycles but also very dangerous to get sucked over-relating the present to the past. Humans adapt, governments, and markets adapt. It's not a static target...

[Anonymous No.57480485]

just bought a meta quest 3 with my META gainz, thanks zuck very cool

[Anonymous No.57480488]

The Biden administration is trying to create a 1929-level speculative bubble to win reelection, all consequences be damned. They're using the covid propaganda/censorship apparatus to create an unsustainable hype bubble around politically friendly tech stocks.

[Anonymous No.57480493]

>>57480418
You know that when divvie stocks go down the yield goes up right? No one habbening is going to kill mo or abbv or the jpm income div etf's. Literally would need a world wide emp for equities to ever go that way. May as well say "don't buy bonds" because America is gonna default/fail for some schizo reason. Yes T-bills are safer for the ultra rich, but you're talking like a broke ass bobo with no long term equity holdings.
>>57480433
Cool, they should probably do the paki's next.
>18 gorgillion somalians come into america each hour

[Anonymous No.57480495]

>>57480441
B A S E D

[Anonymous No.57480496]

>>57480449
Until a Stop Oil protester shuts down a Freeport terminal.

[Anonymous No.57480501]

>>57480445
SPY $350 end of year
screenshot this

[Anonymous No.57480504]

>>57480344
I recognize that posting style.

[Anonymous No.57480507]

>>57480344
Checked. It’s doombull time.

[Anonymous No.57480514]

do big boys usually sell out after good earnings move ??

[Anonymous No.57480516]

>>57480488

[Anonymous No.57480520]

>>57480396
Retard take, if you live out of rent the capital is everything. Rich people prefer a 3% safe then a 5% risky.

Think about it: if your savings are 10m 3% is 300k per year

[Anonymous No.57480523]

>>57480340
>>57480364

[Anonymous No.57480524]

>>57480488
more like a blow-off top then 08 recession biden admin has been shown the door #trusttheplan

[Anonymous No.57480525]

Bros, I'm gonna be shorting MSFT, those fuckers screwed up an update, KB5034441: Windows Recovery Environment update, and its gives me 0x80070643 - ERROR_INSTALL_FAILURE

Fuck those assholes

[Anonymous No.57480530]

>>57480247
>CAC40
>Stagnant
It's not stagnant, there's a reason Paris overtook London last year, not to mention how DAX is left behind hard. LVMH is a powerhouse. It's no S&P500TR on Nasdaq-100, but still.
What, please don't tell me you were looking at the regular CAC40 index without dividends like a dumb normalfag? Are you sure you should be posting on /smg/?

[Anonymous No.57480538]

>>57480507
>doombull
doombull?

lol,
lmao even

[Anonymous No.57480542]

>>57480496
Freeport is pretty secure. Also I’m pretty sure Biden and the us gov will tell them not to do that jack.

[Anonymous No.57480544]

>>57480525
works on my machine

[Anonymous No.57480546]

>>57480488
Yeah, smoke em if you got em.

[Anonymous No.57480548]

>>57480427
That's literally the Nasdaq100 lmao

Everyone is a genius in a bull run

[Anonymous No.57480551]

>>57480377
refute just a single point

protip.......

[Anonymous No.57480553]

>>57480542
Did you not see what the admin just did with *new* export terminals? 100% they'd look the other way.

[Anonymous No.57480561]

>>57480530
>please don't tell me you were looking at the regular CAC40 index without dividends
those same dividends that are taxed 40%? lmao the cope from frenchies mired in poverty is unbelievable

[Anonymous No.57480563]

>>57480544
are you using windows 11?

[Anonymous No.57480566]

>>57480530
Don't forget Airbus and Couch Retard.

[Anonymous No.57480570]

>futes

[Anonymous No.57480572]

>>57480520
Risk On v. Risk Off
>war never changes

[Anonymous No.57480577]

Instead of shilling covid propaganda, the government has diverted its resources to shilling big tech stocks. They are trying to create a speculative bubble to hide the recession that's been ongoing in the US for the past two years. Bubbles eventually pop.

[Anonymous No.57480579]

>>57480548
>Everyone is a genius in a bull run

what if you lose money on a bear run and bull run?

[Anonymous No.57480581]

Reminder that the higher stocks go, the richer Americans become. The richer Americans become, the more they spend. The more they spend, the higher stocks go.
This is the strongest economy in US history

[Anonymous No.57480586]

>>57480561
dividends are taxed 0% if you leave them on the PEA and buy other shit with them
how does it feel that I pay literally zero taxes on swinging US ETFs?

[Anonymous No.57480590]

>>57480577
How's your short position looking?

[Anonymous No.57480591]

>>57480538
Look… If this were angloeconomics I would agree with you and praise you for your sensibilities and superb observations. They must either print/qe/weimar us in or any other dastardly scheme to slime themselves through this harrowing election time and eke out a win before this shit imploded. The alternative is to pass a Time-bomb to the incoming administration. Either way capitulation cannot be now (I don’t personally believe)

[Anonymous No.57480592]

>>57480488
>nobody mention the 2025 commercial real estate loan crisis

[Anonymous No.57480593]

>>57480449
Conditions look favorable to be long this month into march.

[Anonymous No.57480594]

>>57480581
The average American has lost 30% of their purchasing power since Biden took office. Statistically speaking, Joe Biden is the most unpopular president in United States history.

[Anonymous No.57480595]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.57480597]

Your reminder to buy PLAB

The only reasonably priced option on semis/AI

[Anonymous No.57480600]

>>57480595
I cannot imagine being a retarded leftoid nigger monkey that would hold either apple or intel.

[Anonymous No.57480604]

>>57480561
At worst it's 30%, and it's actually 17.2% on the PEA. Again, you were told to go kill yourself. Not only you don't know your taxes, on tip of this you are a retard using the WRONG FUCKING BENCHMARK. Just kill yourself, you're a waste of oxygen.

[Anonymous No.57480605]

>>57480548
QQQ has more holdings and a higher distribution. I may switch to QQQ but i would have to pay tax on like $50-60k of realized capital gains. which would be about 18k for the big guy

[Anonymous No.57480610]

>>57480553
I was kiddin/shitposting mostly. The whole world is a tinderbox. I don’t think there’s a limit to the depths they’d dive to get what they wanted or induce any sort of happenings.

[Anonymous No.57480611]

>>57480597
>reasonably priced
Nobody cares.
>semis/AI
Also nobody cares.
We are buying names, not financials. Nobody ever heard of your shit, the CPUs of that company power fucking nothing.

[Anonymous No.57480613]

>>57480591
they have never not printed so what does it matter in the end?

[Anonymous No.57480618]

>>57480594
>He's acknowledging that MY economy is doing pretty darn well.

[Anonymous No.57480619]

>>57480594
I don't care about the poors. Some of you may suffer so my bags can pump and I can make it. That's a sacrifice I am willing to make. Wealth inequality is not my problem.

[Anonymous No.57480627]

god i fucking hate tech companies

[Anonymous No.57480628]

Gonna need all the yuropoops to argue about their semen-slurping yuro stuff in another thread. This an American thread for Real Americans to discuss the American stock market.

[Anonymous No.57480629]

>>57480600
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.57480632]

>>57480619
kek
8/10
screencapped

[Anonymous No.57480634]

>>57480604
Nobody in the entire world uses a benchmark including dividends you delusional europoor.
not the dow jones, not the S&p 500, not the TSX Composite

also,
> one frenchie says it's 0% in PEA
> other Frenchie says it's 17.5%
looks like you baguette-niggers don't know your own tax laws either

[Anonymous No.57480640]

>>57480618
>>57480619
Your portfolio is going down in real terms. The Biden administration is just committing perjury with BLS statistics in order pretend that it's not going down.

[Anonymous No.57480643]

>>57480634
It's 17.2% when you withdraw but as long as the money stays within the PEA you can swing all you want with 0%. You can sell, hold cash, and buy indefinitely as long as you don't use the money for something else.

[Anonymous No.57480644]

>>57480619
You sound like a negro.

[Anonymous No.57480654]

>>57480634
Learn to read fucking idiot. And yes, there are indexes with dividends. The DAX just fucking next door is one. Educate yourself

[Anonymous No.57480658]

>>57479779
How'd everyone's day go?

[Anonymous No.57480661]

>>57480481
meh, the good ones in my generation all left, i myself don´t know why i came back. guess i just felt like i had to finish some college degree to have some future options open. things wont change because europe is old and undergoing a brain drain. the best we can hope is that the US and Japan invent new stuff that changes the way people work and increases our productivity

[Anonymous No.57480665]

>>57479917
AMZN was fking good today

[Anonymous No.57480666]

>>57480658
Pretty happy about my 60/40 boomer portfolio

[Anonymous No.57480683]

>>57480654
>The DAX just fucking next door is on
so that's why it didn't match the EU's stagnating economic growth. No wonder.
thanks for clearing that up, I now know the German stock market is shit as well

[Anonymous No.57480687]

bros.
I told my boss I was retiring because I made it (I haven't, but I have accumulated 20X my annual expenses which will let me survive)
She was asking me for investment advice not knowing I made 6% last year in a year SPY went up 20%
I have no idea what I am doing

[Anonymous No.57480690]

>>57480627
>god i fucking hate tech companies
When mega-"tech" companies are essentially TECHNOLOGY+DISCRETIONARY+UTILITY companies all rolled into one. what a time to be alive.

>>57480661
Depending on you age maybe it's time to join the "space force" and be Musk's b!tch boy on Mars.

[Anonymous No.57480691]

>>57480661
>things wont change because europe is old and undergoing a brain drain
You have no idea what you're talking about lmao fucking retard

[Anonymous No.57480693]

>>57480418
I hate that you're making me defend the divy anon but they tend to only crash half as bad as the NAV. Even during 2008 they only dropped 22% instead of the 40% NAV drop in the s&p

[Anonymous No.57480697]

This market can't keep going up forever and you faggot mumus will get burned hard

[Anonymous No.57480699]

The Biden administration perjures economic data to pretend that we're not in a recession.

[Anonymous No.57480709]

>Fed won't lower rates in 2024
>10y yield will be above (positive) 4.5% EOY
>Fed will not extend BTFP
>Reverse Repo will deplete EOY
>(sa) Case Shiller nationwide will continue to print new all-time-record-high after all-time-record-high
>S&P/DJIA/NDX/RUT will have a positive 2024
>US inflation will move above 3.5% y/y again

The year of 2024 - where an "easing" was expected - will instead price out a record number of people.

[Anonymous No.57480711]

>>57480687
Female boss? You quit because she wasn't f*cking you or what?

>>57480699
and that's a good thing

>>57480697
zoom out

[Anonymous No.57480713]

>>57480488
When Trump was president, he presided over a historic low interest rate regime, endless money printing QE, stimulus bills, cheques sent out etc,. We get record highs in markets, tech stocks at all time highs, SPACs, meme stocks, nfts, one of the biggest speculative bubble ever, no one bats an eye.

When Bidens president and inflation surges, the Fed finds religion and must exercise monetary restraint and responsibility. After a two year downtrend, we finally get a recovery in markets... Suddenly, it's "Bidens regime is trying to pump the stock market to stay in power". Even Trump took credit for the market making a new all time high.

[Anonymous No.57480715]

>>57480683
That actually looks like a market. Not like that US ponzi.

[Anonymous No.57480716]

>>57480687

[Anonymous No.57480726]

>They will see us waving from such great heights, come down now
>they'll say

[Anonymous No.57480727]

>>57480699

[Anonymous No.57480729]

>>57480699
Says the frog that buys chinese tickers.

[Anonymous No.57480736]

>>57480729
The bottom for chinkies is IN

[Anonymous No.57480739]

>>57480711
I want part time instead of full time work. I believe myself wealthy enough to enjoy more leisure. Full time employment is a homosexual activity for people who need insurance benefits

[Anonymous No.57480745]

>>57480713
>1PBTID
50 cents have been deposited into your account, troon

[Anonymous No.57480749]

>>57480729
Big government is calling

[Anonymous No.57480759]

We ball until 2026

[Anonymous No.57480760]

>>57480709
>pe ratio of SPY is 23.27
>inverted is a 4.3% expected earnings growth
>ten year inflation is priced in at 2.2% bringing that down to 2.1% real growth
>the ten year tips bond is at 1.68%
>equity premium is only at 0.42%
Okay now THAT is pain

[Anonymous No.57480765]

>>57480739
>for people who need insurance benefits
true. Well good luck then.


>>57480759
>2026
Correct.

[Anonymous No.57480773]

This is the blown out bottom. Look at the cum stain patterns on bobo's face. 100% probability of bear cock cage.

[Anonymous No.57480774]

>>57480713

[Anonymous No.57480778]

>>57480759
It could not be more easy.

[Anonymous No.57480779]

>>57480713
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[Anonymous No.57480780]

suck my deep yellow cock

[Anonymous No.57480791]

You guys want a laugh? The market is pricing in inflation being lower in the future than pre financial crisis QE times

[Anonymous No.57480793]

>>57480727
>>57480729
Why does it make you so upset when people talk about how Joe Biden has been perjuring CPI inflation data (and by extension GDP data + lots of other metrics), just like the Soviet Union did before they collapsed?

[Anonymous No.57480799]

>>57480745
nothing I said was false. why is Trump taking credit for the current new all time high? he wants markets to go higher too it seems,

[Anonymous No.57480807]

>>57480791

[Anonymous No.57480808]

>>57480799
>"nothing I said was false"
>hand rubbing intensifies

[Anonymous No.57480809]

>>57480799
Trump didn't perjure economic data to make his administration look better. Biden did.

[Anonymous No.57480810]

>>57480791
>than pre financial crisis QE times
Hmmm I wonder why...


>Bank loan-loss jitters spread to Japan as Aozora sees first loss in 15 years
>Japanese bank Aozora (OTCPK:AOZOY) (OTC:AOZOF) tumbled after it forecast a surprise loss due to increased loan-loss provisions.

>Aozora stock fell more than 20% in Tokyo. The drop comes on the heels of a similar warning from New York Community Bank (NYCB) on Wednesday that sent its shares down nearly 40%.

>Aozora took its yearly net income forecast down to an expected loss due to increased loan-loss provisions for U.S. commercial property. The bank also suspended its dividend. It hasn't had a loss since 2009, according to Reuters.

[Anonymous No.57480820]

>>57480793
>Why does it make you so upset when people talk about how Joe Biden has been perjuring CPI inflation data (and by extension GDP data + lots of other metrics), just like the Soviet Union did before they collapsed?
That's a good question, indeed.
Why does it make you so upset, anon?

[Anonymous No.57480824]

>>57480793
Don't forget ((yellen) practicing yield curve control
Fuuuuuck that bitch

[Anonymous No.57480825]

>>57480793
>>57480793
>Biden is faking the numbers after having passed a bipartisan tech bill
>anon provides no proof of perjury
>muh soviet union

How many Trump hats do you own? And before you search that text file for the next response, no I do not want Biden to be president.

[Anonymous No.57480826]

>>57480799
Listen up,
I will never forgive that dementia riddled prune for robbing me of my deserved millions from a golden oil bull run by releasing the SPR.
Fucking faggot old man who hates me making money.

[Anonymous No.57480833]

>>57480825
>one post by this id

[Anonymous No.57480835]

>>57480825
i own 3. i bought the easter 3pack in pastel colors because they looked terrible. gonna hold onto them for 20 years and see what they'll fetch then

[Anonymous No.57480841]

>>57480820
>>57480825
>no u
The Biden administration has been perjuring CPI inflation data to hide the deep recession that we've been in for the last two years. Perjury is a serious crime.

[Anonymous No.57480843]

Dividends are a sign that growth is coming to an end.

[Anonymous No.57480845]

>>57480826
Remember when that faggot told OPEC to shut up and take the price caps on oil like Europe wanted, and then they all cut production?

His faggot senile ass is a cancer on this economy

[Anonymous No.57480846]

>>57480833
>so new he believes this is an actual factor in post frequency

>>57480835
probably as much as the average pokemon card does today

[Anonymous No.57480867]

>cigna after hours

[Anonymous No.57480875]

Try this again
>cigna after hours

[Anonymous No.57480903]

>>57480690
>TECHNOLOGY+DISCRETIONARY+UTILITY companies all rolled into one
That's an interesting take, actually.

/mulls it over

[Anonymous No.57480926]

SMG tomorrow at open what are you buying? I'm buying Chinese equities like BYDDY BABA and MPNGY. So much corporate money has left the china market deflated. It will run be flooded again with US investment on good inflation news this value play is very good

[Anonymous No.57480940]

>>57480903
Plenty of people have been using this reasoning to wave away the Mag 7 and traditional Dow Theory (weakness in transportation index versus industrials). Then I suppose it is indeed true that the USA is so service economy oriented that it can withstand "higher for longer" (with added help from Europoor weakness and China being in deflation).

Of course we will see more debt being created at higher rates and smaller companies won't make it long unless the Fed cuts rate aggressively. Maybe this will just concentrate the industries into the Mag 7.

And big tech is just starting to move into financial services. Not a surprise Xi took down Jack Ma and added more regulation to their tech sector. These companies hold DATA as the golden goose to profits and power.

[Anonymous No.57480945]

millionaire idea
stocks as a service i.e. you pay a subscription to own stocks

[Anonymous No.57480949]

>>57480926
Not buying any chinky shit after all my ruski shit got frozen. Fool me once shame on you ain't falling for that again.

[Anonymous No.57480964]

>>57480949
Chinese and western economies are so intertwined that if we get to a point where each side freezes the other's assets, we'll have much bigger things to worry about than stocks. It's not gonna happen.

[Anonymous No.57480965]

>>57480691
yeah, clearly more in touch than you, stay fucked deluded faggot

[Anonymous No.57480968]

>>57480926
not catching your cat meat knife

[Anonymous No.57480971]

>>57480949
there will not be a World War 3 these tensions will ease it's just a government play to drum up defensive kickbacks. Also while we talk about assets being frozen if China closed the loophole for domestic stocks to trade abroad they would lose global trust and never earn foreign investment again

[Anonymous No.57480980]

>>57480542
Based. Freeport Militia would aggro the shit out of gaiaist fags.

[Anonymous No.57480982]

>>57480968
yes it might be a knife but u dont just all in off news you play it month by month and buy on the way down this is the long game play

[Anonymous No.57480992]

>>57480945
>stock brokers

[Anonymous No.57481005]

we lost again, bearbros

[Anonymous No.57481006]

>>57480982
long game play of getting -100% whenever the PCC decides something funky

[Anonymous No.57481008]

I left /biz/ and /smg/ stopped running. wtf.
there's a two hour gap when I load the last thread. nobody did the 4pm bell on my version.
>>57480926
>it's a value play when the entire city is literally made of sand
>trust me bro

[Anonymous No.57481027]

Boy, Meta and Amazon are *still* going berserk. Even with Apple shitting the bed, you think we'll have another good day tomorrow anons?

[Anonymous No.57481050]

>>57480926
>investing in bugland

[Anonymous No.57481056]

>>57481008
the previous links got all fucked up, OP liked to a thread 2 threads before as the previous

[Anonymous No.57481066]

>>57480387
Dividends routinely increase while bonds do not

[Anonymous No.57481071]

>>57480597
DSCSY. Winners win, baby.

[Anonymous No.57481075]

>>57481066
Stocks can also take a massive shit as I said before.

[Anonymous No.57481079]

>>57480992
no no, you don't pay once per stock, you pay a monthly subscription for the stock of your choice

[Anonymous No.57481086]

>>57481079
...Why?

[Anonymous No.57481100]

I need some doomer hope.
Please tell me we will get a war or missile strike to dump this market.

[Anonymous No.57481106]

>>57481100
We will have the most glorious bull run and SPY will hit 10k tomorrow. Congress will float the idea of bearish circuit breakers after how much bear assholes get blown out, but then they laugh it off.

[Anonymous No.57481111]

>>57480739
Based. Shill her Bogleheading as a simple first step.

[Anonymous No.57481123]

>>57480780
Based uranium schizo.

[Anonymous No.57481132]

>>57481075
That’s preferable to someone focusing on dividends. I would love if some of my excellent companies that generate massive amounts of cash went on sale. Market goes up dichads win, market goes sideways divchads win, market goes down divvhads win

[Anonymous No.57481134]

>>57480875
Earnings tomorrow morning, no?

[Anonymous No.57481142]

>>57480949
Nobody gives a shit about Russia or Ukraine. But if Taiwan gets bad enough that Chink stocks get sanctioned, all of our portfolios are heemed. In all kinds of ways.

[Anonymous No.57481151]

>>57481111
Checked,
I hate bonds with a passion so I just tell people to buy S and P 500 ETFs

[Anonymous No.57481154]

>>57481123
1.70 now. if it breaks 1.855 its its going to fucking explode and I post borshoff memes everyday until a new reactor is built

[Anonymous No.57481163]

>>57481079
That's just any stock that regularly dilutes. There are hundreds of microcaps you could bundle together for that.

[Anonymous No.57481167]

>wake up
>+8% from META just because

[Anonymous No.57481168]

Jerome told you.
No fucking rate cuts.
Stop buying or prepare for rape.

[Anonymous No.57481172]

>>57481005
>yfw da bars lose da superb owl

[Anonymous No.57481177]

>>57481151
That works too. Just getting them to save $100 in an index fund leaves them way better off for retirement than blowing it on Hello Fresh (ticker: HELFY) or whatever normies do with spare cash.

[Anonymous No.57481178]

>>57481167
They instituted a dividend, that is massive

[Anonymous No.57481190]

>>57481177
>whatever normies do with spare cash.
They spend it on vapid products.

[Anonymous No.57481195]

>>57481168
We're playing the "banking crisis" card against him. That's unblockable and forces Jerome to either play two 25 bps cuts, counter with a "bailout facility" card, or lose *three* political capital points.

[Anonymous No.57481205]

>>57481132
Will "divchads" win if they also cut the dividends and crash 75%?

[Anonymous No.57481210]

>>57481168
Historically rate cuts have been followed by a crash pretty much every time, so as long as rates are frozen, the market will melt up. If the rates never cut, the markets melt up forever. Your move, bonigger.

[Anonymous No.57481221]

New
>>57481209
>>57481209

[Anonymous No.57481222]

What the fuck I leave the house for a few hours and you fuckers stop baking entirely?

[Anonymous No.57481226]

>>57481205
That doesn’t really happen to the good dividend companies. They outperform growth stocks in fact

[Anonymous No.57481230]

>>57481222
...or you're like this guy and fuckup the bake by not putting /smg/ in the subject? >>57481221
What the hell is wrong with this place

[Anonymous No.57482129]

bears are quite literally the niggers of the market
you faggots are on the wrong side of history
haha

[Anonymous No.57482277]

>mfw the groundhog day rally is real

[Anonymous No.57482563]

actual new

>>57481406
>>57481406
>>57481406

[Anonymous No.57482738]

>>57480181
Yes