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yet another touhou bake edtion
>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Financials podcasts/channels
https://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA - Fundamendals analysis
https://www.youtube.com/@TheDavidLinReport - Stocks, PMs, Crypto
https://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV - Various themed livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews - Stocks, PMs, Crypto

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

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>> No.57469740

I will never financially recover

>> No.57469743
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57469743

What's the move for tomorrow, gents?

>> No.57469742

-1.63? SYK! THAT'S THE WRONG NUMBER!

>> No.57469746
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>FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED MY EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYES!

https://youtu.be/eipuJPgHFZk?t=218

>> No.57469751

Red FOMC = Pump tomorrow

>> No.57469753
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57469753

Ok so I opened up the bag of ingredients for the HELFY meal I'm going to make tonight: a biscuit pot pie
One of the ingredients was just a can of Pillsbury biscuit dough...
What the fuck... HELFY is such a fucking scam. I thought I was going to learn how to make biscuits!

>> No.57469761
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>>57469743
>OIL GAS CHINA COAL STEEL FERTILIZERS
Same as it ever was.

>> No.57469762
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57469762

Maybe XOM will go lower so I can buy some more

>> No.57469764

Dang what’s happening with QCOM. Earnings and outlook were great, did someone say something on the conference call

>> No.57469765

Here comes the dump again
Falling on my gains like a memory
Falling on my gains like a new emotion

I want to sell in the after-hours
I want to buy like kikes do
Want to dive into your 'folio
Is it dumping with you?

>> No.57469767
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>>57469751
Hmm?

>> No.57469769

TMD

>> No.57469774

>>57469753
Making biscuits from scratch is way too much work for your average HELFY subscriber

>> No.57469775
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>>57469762
I think it's baked in the cake if the acquisition goes through.

>> No.57469778

>>57469767
ok so tomorrow we ____

>> No.57469779
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>>57469767
Based.

>> No.57469783

>>57469767
FOMC triumphs this chart

>> No.57469786
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>>57469764
He swore on the conference call... what a fucking idiot

>> No.57469791
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57469791

Amazon is our last chance to save the markets from a hard landing, unless kek wills it, do we buy or sell?

>> No.57469793

Just sell puts every monthly FOTM and make shitloads of money. Can't go wrong.

>> No.57469794

>>57469783
you are not seeing another green day this week. Maybe not for a couple of months.

>> No.57469796
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57469796

Just got back from wage slaving at my fast food place. I dont know why we went down so much but I am here to tell you that this is the beginning of the end. You had all last winter to load up on shorts and bear etfs. Everyone from 2004-07 was certain that we were heading into another bull market until we weren't suddenly even though all the signs were pointing to disaster long before it had happened.

>> No.57469798
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57469798

>The Second Law of Thermodynamics states that that an isolated system will move toward a state of disorder.
>The FED isn't expanding the money supply, which is stealing savers energy and directing it into the markets through the purchasing of assets.
>He is betting against The Second Law of Thermodynamics.
Ohhh, my sweet child. I'm not saying it will crash tomorrow, but if the market going higher (without the FED and the banking system creating new currency units) doesn't worry you, then you will realize how big of an imbecile you are in the future.
YOU WILL LEARN THE SECOND LAW OF THERMODYNAMICS!

>> No.57469799
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my sold call on SOXL doin lil sumthin

>> No.57469801

>>57469793
I sold puts today. That definitely went wrong.

>> No.57469805

>>57469778
Here's a hint: futures didn't actually exist in 1975.

>> No.57469808

>>57469798
>>The FED isn't expanding the money supply, which is stealing savers energy
Not sure if this is a typo but it's the opposite of reality.

>> No.57469810

>>57469778
Gaan

>> No.57469816
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57469816

from the last bread

>>57469442
watch pic related sometime if you ever feel like a jewish /biz/ schizo while hunting for patterns in numbers and need something to relate to
has a dank idm/jungle/electro soundtrack as well

>>57469709
https://archive.org/download/in.ernet.dli.2015.46585/2015.46585.Road-To-Serfdom.epub

>> No.57469821

>>57469743
I plan to sit in a corner and cry quietly.

>> No.57469829
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57469829

WAKE ME UP INSIDE

CAN"T WAKE UP

>https://youtu.be/_C0fxoot-7c?si=WPMjTniQlvp4modF

>> No.57469830
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>>57469808
The FED dilutes the dollar making it worth-less, people work (energy) and save that energy in dollars. Diluting the dollar is a form of theft of peoples work (energy) and using those newly issued dollars to buy bonds and mortgage backed securities is in fact directing that stolen energy into the markets.

>> No.57469835

So realistically speaking: What/when is the next even that can potentially signal an undeniable bull or bear market?

>> No.57469839

>>57469753
Biscuits from scratch are extremely difficult to fuck up and you probably already have most of the ingredients on hand. Pathetic that they sent you a tube of womp biscuits.

>> No.57469840
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>>57469743
Still too high for me to dump any money into. Thinking I'll just wait until the giant crash in septembear after some weird black swan hits. Going to let me existing securities ride and am not selling anything though.

>> No.57469847

>>57469808
I see what you mean now, I guess it sounds retarded. I really wrote that like a fucking autist.

>> No.57469849
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57469849

>https://www.universalmusic.com/an-open-letter-to-the-artist-and-songwriter-community-why-we-must-call-time-out-on-tiktok/
>https://newsroom.tiktok.com/en-us/tiktok-statement-in-response-to-universal-music-group

EVERYONE SHORT THE MUSIC INDUSTRY RIGHT NOW

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>>57469839
>you probably already have most of the ingredients on hand.
I guarantee you that I don't, unless the ingredients are white rice, chicken tenders, and ramen packets

>> No.57469855

>>57469794
The actual dump isn't until mid feb

>> No.57469866
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>>57469849
Not gonna read that, but I assume music jews are mad about music use on chinktok?

>> No.57469870

>>57469743
Tomorrow SPY pumps back over $490 like nothing happened

>> No.57469871

>>57469835
Today was a high volume sell after a crazy overbought rally, so a 5-10% correction is almost a certainly. A solid bear market requires some actual bad news which we don't really have.

Maybe WW3 officially popping off.

>> No.57469879

>>57469839
>>57469854
Aren't biscuits just water, flour, and salt? Maybe yeast or baking soda or something? Three dries + water sounds easy.

>> No.57469885

>>57469849
TME chads, our time is now.

>> No.57469886

>>57469854
I bet you have butter, salt, and milk. Do you have all purpose flour? Biscuits are butter, salt, flour, baking powder, and either milk or buttermilk. You just mix it all up and roll it out. You can even pat it out by hand, no rolling pin required, and use a glass to cut the circles. You don't have to worry about yeast or anything. They're the easiest baking project in the world. You should try it if you're learning how to cook. Making biscuits is a great introduction to baking.

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57469891

>You made a fool of me again
And again, and again, and again, and again
And again, and again, and again, and again

https://youtu.be/__biilMpnmw?t=61

>> No.57469899

>>57469840
What are you letting ride?

>> No.57469904
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57469904

What is the 10Y doing? From 4.1 to 3.9 on what? Fuckin hell that's pathetic. Who is even buying that crap?
Slurped GOOG btw and will keep slurping if it goes down. Limited downside. And topped up my broad index funds as well. Feels good man

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>>57469886
Then you learn how to do sausage gravy, which is also very easy.

>> No.57469913

>Bloomberg Markets

>@markets
>An American mother who was taken hostage by Hamas in Gaza and the relatives of two men killed following the terrorist group’s Oct. 7 attack, sued crypto giant Binance for allegedly facilitating the violence.

>> No.57469917

>Fed says nothing is changing
>Markets proceed to shit the bed

Fuck this fake ass market.

>> No.57469923

>>57469917
Right? I thought it was all priced in, like baggies would always claim kek

>> No.57469927
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>>57469904
I mean, come on, you saw how many people were lurking with a bearish mindset today, only to explode like their football team came back in the 4th quarter.

>> No.57469929

>>57469917
Fed said no cuts. Very very unlikely march. Market was pricing that in, now pricing it out. Simple as.

>> No.57469940

Anyone looking at EDR or DOCU for the merger arb? both are for sale and both should go for a pretty big premium to close. Also taking a good look at CLS, that valuation is crazy cheap for a semi conductor with AI exposure, but im not sure I trust canadian's to make anything advanced.

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>>57469905
>>57469886
i like making some healthy muffins every week or so. makes for an easy breakfast or snack and gives me some missing nutrients.

Once you start cooking yourself you realize how cucked retail food is.

>> No.57469953

>>57469923
"priced in" is such a meme
rate hikes were priced in
covid was priced in
the fucking shit I just took was priced according to these retards

>> No.57469956
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>>57469729
*DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG*

>> No.57469960

BOY IT WOULD SURE BE UNFORTUNATE OF SOME GEOPOLITICAL EVENT TOOK PLACE OVERNIGHT TONIGHT

>> No.57469962
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>>57469956
You're alright, kid.

>> No.57469965
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Have SOXS incels

>> No.57469974
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>>57469956
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>> No.57469979

>>57469870
This, most participants have rate cuts in summer priced in.Bobos becoming short squeeze fuel, again.

>> No.57469981

>>57469965
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fqGikujn0U

>> No.57469984
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57469984

Bill Gates knows I like the stocks market so Windows took the liberty to show me a little red/green arrow with index at the bottom of my screen. Today I saw VIX featured for the first time. I am now incredibly bearish.

>> No.57469998
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>>57469917
Do you really think anybody cares about the FED? This was just an excuse to dump on the "weak" earnings or because the markets have been overbought for too long. These pathetic rates haven't done squat to control the inflation (in fact I'd say they might have even fueled it somewhat given the cheap debt of the big caps). Rates of 5% are nothing. People are still taking loans and mortgages. Consumerism is rampant. Earnings are insane.
Also, it is kind of expected since the market has been so overbought. It is only natural that it has to dip a bit before once again going up.
bobos celebrating a minor correction is always so funny to me.

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>>57469981
How far the Japanese have fallen...

>> No.57470030

>>57469979
It's hilarious that anyone would believe MMs had March cuts priced in. I think we're going to wake up to a lot of trapped bears.

>> No.57470036

>>57469998
dont care about your post but i love that image so much

>> No.57470048

Goodbye.

>> No.57470049
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57470049

>>57469998
Delete that picture of me.

>> No.57470054

>>57469778
ball

>> No.57470055

>>57470030
IIRC about 20 percent of analysts were forecasting march rate cuts so this is going to be the funniest bear trap of the year

>> No.57470056
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>>57470049
Why is that cat so mad?

>> No.57470061
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57470061

>>57470036
>>57470049
This one was rather popular in 2022 when bobos had their run. Heh, I am not a fan of cats but they are pretty fun. Cats are /stocks/ approved

>> No.57470065

>>57470030
https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/ES%3DF/futures

>> No.57470075
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>>57469775
I swear to christ they better not block the acquisition

>> No.57470084

>>57470061
i mean that cat is just throwing a fuckin fit i love it so much

>> No.57470091

>>57470056
What a cute cat.
>>57470075
I think it will go thought, time will tell though.

>> No.57470103
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57470103

Did you miss your chance anon?

>> No.57470109
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57470109

>>57470030
>>57470055
70% odds a month ago, 40% a week ago, 35% now.

>> No.57470112
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>>57470084
Are you a woman perhaps?
>>57470075
Why can't XOM drop to 90? Reeeeeeee. Well, we shall see when earnings drop tomorrow. I anticipate a negative reaction

>> No.57470115
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>>57470103
At love, yes.

>> No.57470118

>>57470061
kek, I made this, but my pc on which I did is dead.

>> No.57470133
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57470133

>>57470061
This was popular like a week ago. And those several weeks last spring where we went nowhere.

>> No.57470152

>>57470133
that one is also good, lol

but the editor also didn't change the whole text, lol

>> No.57470171

>>57469998
>>Do you really think anybody cares about the FED?
yes? look at KRE
Jerome essentially confirmed today we're going to have another March '23 with regional banks blowing up

>> No.57470189
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57470189

The Fed has lost all credibility. Making decisions as the data comes in?! What a joke. JP says the same scripted trash talk every time. Who falls for this shit? They are the worst traders on earth making decisions on noise.

Find ways to quietly remove yourself from this dying system, for there is no wealth but life. Spend your garbage currency and enjoy yourself. The cost of living will only go higher so you might as well spend it now and make the Fed’s job harder.

Also Jerome is totally fucking that NYT roastie.

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57470221

Is /smg/ a cat or a dog general, I wonder... as for me, I'm neither. I dislike animals (makes me sound autistic without context but whatever).

Btw, holy crap they are expecting a monumental increase in EPS from Amazon. Bloody hell how is the EPS increasing that much? The net result can't improve by that much. But then again, companies have ways to "tweak" the EPS. Still, AMZN gonna carry the markets tomorrow
>>57470171
One shitty bank fell on the stock exchange. Nobody cares. Look at how well JP morgan and BoA is going
>>57470189
>NYT roastie
You mean Jenna? The /smg/ waifu?

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>>57470221
We're a duck general
>soft landing

>> No.57470237
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>>57470221
>Disliking animals
ngmi

>> No.57470247
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>>57470091
This FAGGOT administration is capable of fucking anything up
>>57470112
I'd love another opportunity to SLURP

>> No.57470250
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57470250

>>57470221
Team kitty :3

>> No.57470255

>>57470221
>One shitty bank fell on the stock exchange. Nobody cares. Look at how well JP morgan and BoA is going
You didn't look at KRE huh

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>>57470250
Cats seem to like money for some reason.

>> No.57470268
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>>57470247
>tfw wyn have enough XOMs to marry chie

>> No.57470278
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>>57469743
Bounce attempt. I give probability of success around 75%.

>> No.57470277
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57470277

>>57469960
Oh no, the Pentagon is promising a massive-response-just-you-wait and a couple sand niggers lobbed mortar shells to give our regular niggers brain damage.

>> No.57470281

I did not sell my tup today. again. convince me to sell.

>> No.57470283
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>>57470247
ExxonMobil Is the government I wouldn't worry too much.

>> No.57470296

>>57470261
I didn't know Apple was in the business of making such machines

>> No.57470315
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57470315

>>57470281
Anon, a stock should be convincing you to hold it or, even better, buy more.

>> No.57470323
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57470323

>>57470296
That cat's name? Warren Buffett.

>> No.57470327

Futures are green, Bobos lose again.

>> No.57470332

>>57470278
i am saving this image to my computer

>> No.57470342
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57470342

>>57470315
I did buy more today. they have 60 days until de-listment and people are crying bankruptcy. Its so retarded it.. just.. might work.

>> No.57470345
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57470345

Another day of green flowing into my accounts. Vet called. Said my cat went through the surgery ok and was doing fine. They're gonna keep him overnight and if all goes good I'll take him home tomorrow. VZ pays out the divvy tomorrow so even more VZ shares for me.

>> No.57470348

So the S&P is going to 4500 before finding its legs again, right?

>> No.57470351
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>>57470056
Thats a dog

>> No.57470355
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57470355

What the fuck was that dip?

>> No.57470359

>>57470348
try 3000

>> No.57470368

Thanks to the anon who recommended Kaguya-Sama. It's great.

>> No.57470371

>>57470359
Stay poor, you dumb nigger faggot

>> No.57470380
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>>57470332
Me too

>> No.57470383

>>57470345
based fellow VZ enjoyer. Don't tell anyone else the stock is already overpriced as it is

>> No.57470393
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57470393

>>57470268
Not with that attitude
>>57470283
I should have more faith in XOM

>> No.57470404

SPY divy should hit tomorrow. What should I slurp?

>> No.57470413
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57470413

>Futures

>> No.57470424
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57470424

>>57470056
That's a nice Maine Coon....

>> No.57470431
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>>57470342
Just make sure not to bet more than you can afford to lose.

>> No.57470439
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57470439

The collapse of America........HAS BEGUN!

>> No.57470446

>>57470056
cats are dirty and carry toxoplasmosis

>> No.57470453

>>57470221
cat gang

>> No.57470454

>>57470439
lmao

>> No.57470469
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57470469

Why is the market going up AH?

>> No.57470477

>>57469965
SOXS verbalizes the opposite of sex. Quite literally "Xes" so what are you saying here.

>> No.57470486

>>57470221
dogs are best and actually useful around the house or farm, cats are for freaks and women

>> No.57470490

>>57470469
Bid in anticipation of China market open.

>> No.57470498

>>57470227
that smug motherfucker

>> No.57470504
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57470504

>>57470469
Because the fomc rat scatter is complete.

>> No.57470510

>>57470486
I'm considering a cat. They can be nice and I don't want to look after it all the time.

>> No.57470512
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57470512

>>57470469

>> No.57470513

>>57470469
better yet, why are jews allowed to trade after-hours at all?

>> No.57470522
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>>57470498
I wouldn't say he's smug. I'd say he's professional. The way he folded his wings, very "strong and resilient." The way he refolded them after fucking up the fold, very "higher for longer" because he knew the retrace was transitory.

>> No.57470532

>>57470513
Anti semetic post

>> No.57470535

>>57470522
kek

>> No.57470545
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>> No.57470556
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>>57470513
fuck off

>> No.57470560
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>>57470545
Cute.
Add >futures to posts like these to make them finance related.

>> No.57470570
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57470570

The top is in.

>> No.57470575

>>57470348
lol
lmao

>> No.57470584
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57470584

>>57470522
>tfw no idyllic duck hill

>> No.57470607

>>57470556
109

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57470608

>>57470556
Is this an IDF bot that got lost?

>> No.57470611

>>57470570
I like these fruit hat pepes

>> No.57470629

>>57470469
>red day
>green futures
hope bobos had their day of fun
>>57469767

>> No.57470636

>>57470629
>green futures
What constitutes green futures vs crab futures?

>> No.57470644
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57470644

>Futures

>> No.57470653

>>57470636
It's subjective

>> No.57470666

>>57470522
>>57470545
haha look at them go

>> No.57470675

does /smg/ discuss global macro or is it still a doomer weekend thing?

>> No.57470678
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57470678

What did you guys buy? Or what will you buy tomorrow?

>> No.57470684

>>57470678
I shorted some VIX futures, I might short some more.

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57470700

>>57470678
>>57470684
QQQ puts. Facebook will shit the bed.

>> No.57470702

>>57470678
i bought 4 shares of SCHG during the dip
I like ETFs...

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57470704

Google dropped 7.5% today. It's happening.

>> No.57470715

>>57470684
Is that you VIX market maker paypig anon? I wish I had a futures account open
But the boys at Klaus Schwab would make me leave my boomer Street smart edge program, which unironically gives me an edge

>> No.57470717

>>57470715
>VIX market maker paypig anon
no

>> No.57470730
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57470730

>>57469729
The reversal is finally here. Hope you sold your longs mumu.

>> No.57470735

>>57470675
Global macro is generally completely useless.

>> No.57470738
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57470738

Anyone have any realistic predictions for SOXL by the end of the year? I really do think we're going to see 50+, I see no legitimate reason for the semi sector to do worse and last earnings season all the companies were predicting 2024 and 2025 to be gangbusters

>> No.57470740
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>>57470535
>>57470584
>>57470666
Thank you guys for laughing at my jokes.

>> No.57470746

>>57470678
>>57470704
Google? More like... Poogle!

>> No.57470753

>>57470738
$40 is a huge wall, brother.

>> No.57470768

>>57470735
you'll learn more about the state of the world following economics than you will following politics.

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>>57470738
$-69 per share. You will have to pay me a number of dollars that's symbolic for a degenerate sexual act in order to convince me to take those worthless shares off your hands.

>> No.57470772

>>57470512
lmao

>> No.57470773

>>57470768
Yes and neither will help you make money 99% of the time.

>> No.57470790

>>57470740
>Thank you guys for laughing at my jokes.
I even screencapped it.

>> No.57470792

>>57470773
but it is interesting.

>> No.57470795

>>57470715
I thought that was replaced with their new TD app

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57470808

>>57470730
You just had 3 years, Bobo. If you missed it, then hop on for the ride with the rest of us

>> No.57470819

So what went *up* today? McKesson did, I observed. What else?

>> No.57470834

>>57470819
why don't you just go on literally any financial website and sort by top gainers

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57470836

>>57470556
>f-fuck off goyim!1!!
>1 post by this id
JDIF confirmed browsing this thread holy shit

>> No.57470848

/SMG/ need thoughts on my watchlist
BABA
TSM
MPNGY
TENB

>> No.57470850

>>57470834
Because asking /biz/ is more fun, and amidst the reams of shitposting and unsubstantiated bullshit there is often genuine insight.

>> No.57470851

>>57469729
is the bullrun dead now or just a day correction?

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>>57470851
its ogre

>> No.57470858

>>57470851
It's over, 5 years of crabbing ahead. This was the 08 peak

>> No.57470867

>>57470851
half of the thread thinks we're heading for a total capitulation and potential societal unrest to the point of civilization collapse
the other half thinks this was a blip and that S&P500 will end up at - at least - 12,000 EOY

it's probably somewhere in the middle

>> No.57470873
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>>57470851
nothing is ever ogre

>> No.57470876

>>57470819
Stryker continues to be one of my better picks.

>> No.57470877

>>57470753
Why?

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57470879

>>57470873

>> No.57470895
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57470895

>indices down 1%
>bobo euphoric
Tomorrow feels like a melt up day. Reminder that earnings are an antiquated method to value a company. Price-to-AI Exposure (P/AIE) is the modern standard

>> No.57470896

>>57470851
>>57470858
>>57470856
>>57470867
>>57470873
>>57470879
uranium bull (run) thesis, just gettin started
THIS IS NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE
DYOR

>> No.57470913

>>57470795
Since I'm a legacy Schwab customer I still am on SSE. I have the option to switch to TD's thinkorswim but once I make the switch I can't go back. And I like my setup on SSE. I had a series holder employee give me a tutorial of thinkorswim and I have it downloaded with a demo account right now to mess around with. But I havent really done any paper trades or messed with it yet. Allegedly I will be forced to switch sometime which I am not happy about. But that's why I have the demo account so I can tinker ahead of time and get my setup to something usable

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57470924

>>57470895
Nobody asked, glownigger.

>> No.57470926

>>57470913
I see. Well I tried street edge. It truly is a boomer platform. Shit is made on flash player or something

>> No.57470930

expectations for applel and amazog reports tomorrow?

>> No.57470935

>>57470896
understood, just bought $2934 of uranium.

>> No.57470937

>>57470930
We know what the estimates are. They're fairly healthy. What remains unknown is how the market will react.

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>>57470848
>MPNGY

>> No.57470955
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57470955

>>57470896
Fact check: True

>> No.57470962

>>57470926
>Shit is made on flash player or something
Kek it's kino and has soul. I remember my dad placing trades on SSE when I was a wee lad. It doesn't have all the features that thinkorswim has. But for my purposes it doesn't matter. Although I wish I could view futures charts and trade futures on there. I have a setup that is optimized for fast order placement. I can make, change, and cancel orders at a speed only beaten by the algos themselves.

>> No.57470965

>>57470930
they'll probably both do great and then dump 10%

>> No.57470971

>>57470955
>>57470935
KINGS

>> No.57470975

Ran 6 miles after the market closed and rewarded myself with some certified goyslop. Burger King fries are trash though. Shoulda went to MCD

>> No.57470983

>>57470975
burger king is strictly better than mcdonalds but admittedly i have a physiological revulsion to mcdonalds and feel nauseous whenever i think of their food ever since they gave me nearly fatal food poisoning.

>> No.57470990

>>57470983
>ever since they gave me nearly fatal food poisoning.
Top kek. Qrd?

>> No.57470991

>>57470678
Picked up some some XQQ and TXF.TO when the day hit its reddest

>> No.57470995

>>57470983
Did you sue?

>> No.57471017
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57471017

>>57470704
>muh jeet ceos

>> No.57471019
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>>57470945
>Revenues grew ~20% QoQ.
>Company turned profitable
>100B RMB net cash.
>Stock is bellow IPO price.
Only in China.

>> No.57471033

>>57470867
I'll buy the tails and you buy the hump. One of us will make money.

>> No.57471044

>>57471019
you realize many chinese companies don't use GAAP. There's no way to verify whatever the fuck they put in their statements.

Not to mention it's >china so you can get nationalized or fucked in the ass at the drop of a hat

>> No.57471047

>>57471019
institutional investors have pulled out of china, less competition for stocks means their price goes down.

>> No.57471060

>>57470995
No I was like 13 or 14
>>57470990
Burger tasted slightly off but i didn't think much of it, in the end i got a fever that reached 104, was hallucinating eels swimming through the air, and lived on the toilet for days drinking water, vomiting, and shitting. Sometimes the poo and vomit would come out at the exact same moment and i thought i truly thought i was going to die. Anyway my body must have recognized the source because i automatically feel sick now thinking about how their food tastes, it's a physical response not a mental one... Probably our ancestors developed it so they never eat something toxic like a certain mushroom or berry more than once if they survive it.

>> No.57471064
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>>57471044
>There's no way to verify whatever the fuck they put in their statements.

>> No.57471084

>>57471060
also poo is an exaggeration it was just water after the first day, didn't even burn anymore. Just days of pure water coming out.

>> No.57471097

>>57471060
>>57471084
sucks to hear that happened to you. im going through gastritis right now and anything stomach takes a whole new meaning of misery.

>> No.57471106

>>57471044
>chinese companies don't use GAAP
I knew a CPA who was bar buddies with my dad (another CPA) and he was getting legally heemed by the SEC because this guy was the lead partner on a GAAP audit of a Chinese travel company. I guess the financials were totally bogus and investors got heemed so the sec went after the audit firm (my dad's bar buddy) for rubber stamping these obviously fictitious financials. One of the tests the auditors are suppose to do is a confirmation test of the receivables to make sure they are legit sales. You basically send a letter to the company who has the outstanding receivable with the company under audit and ask them to verify the receivable balance with their records. Turns out none of the receivable confirms were getting sent back to the auditors and it's because the addresses for the companies that allegedly had these outstanding receivables were actually addresses for public bathrooms all throughout chinkville. And this guy at the bar who was the managing partner of the audit decided to ok the statements anyway

>> No.57471109

>>57471019
If it's a good stock, why does it keep going down?

>> No.57471114

>>57471097
It's scary how well McDonald's hid the rancidity of that meat. Barely seemed off. People likely eat mildly rancid meat from fast food joints all the time and it tastes completely normal due to chemicals

>> No.57471116
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57471116

>futures

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ko-gqElQrmI

>> No.57471120

>>57471114
yeah unfortunately the stomach stuff takes 15-30 min to fully hit and by then you ate the whole thing.

>> No.57471122

>>57471060
That's crazy anon, I'm surprised that happened with MCD food. Popeyes or KFC I would totally understand, but I thought MCD was better than that. I've been eating the same things at MCD for like 30 years now

>> No.57471143

>>57471122
Just bad luck and possibly incompetence given it was Mission TX, potentially the most spic by demographic area in the entirety of the United States.

>> No.57471144

>>57471114
I thought MCD food was impervious to spoiling

>> No.57471149

>>57471143
Unironically all the Popeyes and kfcs around me are run by spics which is why I don't go

>> No.57471158
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57471158

>>57471109
>Amazon.
>2001
>If it's a good stock, why does it keep going down?
Sentiment.

>> No.57471174

ADM bros, we feeling confident going into earnings tomorrow morning?

>> No.57471185
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57471185

>>57471174
I mean not really, agricultural commodities have been falling for a while so I'm not too bullish in the short-mid term.

>> No.57471187

>>57471158
Yeah, or it's Groupon in 2015.

>> No.57471205
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57471205

>>57471187
>Groupon
Groupon revenues peaked in 2015.
Meituan revenues are up more than 20% QoQ.

>> No.57471225
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57471225

>1% down after going up double digit percents
>thread isn't full of bears declaring victory like that Olympic 3rd place jpg.
finally the evil has been defeated

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>>57469753
Update:
The chicken biscuit pot pie was pretty good, but a ton of work to make for one meal.
Also I burned my hand a little bit
Fuck HELFY, please short HELFY

>> No.57471251

>>57471205
Amazon escaped that "earn 0% margins but make it up on volume" moatless trap with AWS. Expanding into food delivery or whatever Meituan is doing doesn't fix that.

And that's *if* we believe CAAP (Chinaman-accepted accounting practices) revenue numbers.

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The top is in.

>> No.57471275
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57471275

>>57471263
The BOP is in

>> No.57471281
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>>57471263
I don't need to see that, man.

>> No.57471285
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57471285

>>57471275
The top is in.

>> No.57471286

>>57469729
Can one of you tell me where I can find a GDP decomposition? From the expenditure side. I'd like to see the growth in each account C I G NX and the relative proportion of it all through time. How do I get this numbers or preferably the charts already done?

>> No.57471290

>>57471251
Meituan doesn't only deliver food, they're into dining and travel, retail, e-commerce, they have their own cloud etc...

>> No.57471296

>>57471286
Let me know when you find it. It sounds interesting.

>> No.57471298
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57471298

SPY will hit one hour with loli Jahy EOY.

>> No.57471307
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57471307

>>57471285
Sure

>> No.57471318

>>57471298
I will slurp so hard if that happens

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57471331

started reading about the history around jesus and christianity. Honestly guy was pretty punk rock. Gonna let jesus advice decide my trades and biz lifestyle now.

>> No.57471333

>>57471290
Sure, but the issues there are competition and low barriers to entry (hence "moatless"). How many Chinese companies deliver food? How hard is it to open a restaurant or hotel in China? Everyone and their grandmother knows about Amazon starting with books and branching out, or being really really really good at the cloud as their ace in the hole.

Once the shine of a promo deal for [whatever service] wears off, what makes a Chinaman go "I'm loyal and sticking with Meituan"?

>> No.57471337
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57471337

>>57471298
>>57471318
The bottom is SPY 185. Always has been.

>> No.57471339
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57471339

>>57471331
BLESSED

>> No.57471368

>>57471337
So DCA from 300 down to 185?

>> No.57471374

>>57471339
yeah he was pretty rad not sure why people would hate him. Hanging out in cave and organizing the boys to rise up against the haters.

>> No.57471392

>>57471333
The moat is you can book a hotel in Shanghai, get food delivered to your door, watch movies, rent a bicycle, buy groceries and other consumer products (with financing) all on one app.

>> No.57471408
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57471408

>>57471368
Short down to 185 then pivot into physical metals when the dollar starts to go tits up. TOTAL DOLLAR DEATH.

>> No.57471427

>>57470278
I want her to bounce on my dick

>> No.57471429
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57471429

Well, shit, January is over.

>> No.57471434
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57471434

>AMD already going up again
sorry bobos you had your fun but now we're going straight to $300

>> No.57471444

yeah im definitely gonna wake up to blood red futes

>> No.57471448

>>57471427
Same anon

>> No.57471470

>>57471429
>Well, shit, January is over.
You're portfolio is green ytd right anon?
...
Right anon?

>> No.57471490
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CNOOC bros it's over I'm buying BP...

>> No.57471491
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57471491

>>57471470

>> No.57471497
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57471497

>>57471470
No lmao.

>> No.57471514

>SPY dividends just hit
All into NTDOY
Simple as...

>> No.57471517
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57471517

BABA and JD are green in chinkland

>> No.57471554
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>>57471514
I heard some rumors about a new theme park announcement and a switch 2 announcement. And as a fan of competitive Donkey Kong this fits my MO.

>> No.57471570

>>57471470
No, but only because that cunt of a judge in the SAVE case.

>> No.57471573
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57471573

>>57471554
>switchtoo rumors you say?!

>> No.57471581

>>57471331
Jesus was the original conservative reformer "they" complain about and the people he criticized act the same way now. If you look closely it's surprising just how little has changed after two Millennia.

>> No.57471584
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57471584

>>57471337
>>57471368
Technically the market reopens around 175. At which point we all get in a race with the money printer.

>> No.57471609
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>>57471470
It's flat i think. Hang on. Yes flat.

>> No.57471611

>>57471392
If we're talking Apple, that's awesome they own an ecosystem and once people buy an iPhone they're locked in.

The problem with companies like MPNGY is they need superior execution to keep customers from wandering off. If they make money off hotel bookings, a competitor will notice those margins and muscle in on the market with their own app. You see a similar knife fight in things like airline stocks or retail-facing banks.

>> No.57471618

>>57469729
how do i into 2hu? i only care about cooming to anime waifus.

>> No.57471624

>>57471584
Oh shit the script leaked!

>> No.57471629
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57471629

>>57471517
So too is Mongolian Mining Corp.

>> No.57471630

Holy shit my credit card APR is almost twice my margin account interest rate.

>> No.57471639
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>>57471470
not for long

>> No.57471684
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>>57471630
See we're not such bad guys after all
t.

>> No.57471722
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57471722

For the first time in weeks, SPY finished below the max pain point for SPY options, for at least some of the daily expirations. February and March monthlies max pain points are still several percent below current SPY.

>> No.57471739

The U.S. Is Spoiled by Cheap Canadian Oil. That’s About to Change
Story by David Uberti • 12h

Those days are numbered. Canadian oil companies will soon have the option to ship crude through a long-delayed, 715-mile pipeline expansion to the Pacific Ocean. That will allow traders to sell more oil to the U.S. West Coast and to fast-growing Asian economies.

The Trans Mountain expansion, which will nearly triple the capacity of an existing pipeline to 890,000 barrels a day, promises to give Canadian companies more pricing power and boost the country’s position as a global energy powerhouse.
https://www.msn.com/en-ca/money/markets/the-u-s-is-spoiled-by-cheap-canadian-oil-that-s-about-to-change/ar-BB1hxTOA?ocid=msedgntp&pc=HCTS&cvid=ff0f1cc4de004d458ddda66a62e2d8f9&ei=28

>> No.57471759

>>57471684
I think I'm going to get a balance transfer card and then if I still don't have a job a year and a half from now I'll pay it off with my margin account.

>> No.57471774

>>57471759
bro really out here leveraging himself on 20+ apr like this is good shit
It turns out the jews really weren't greedy enough

>> No.57471786

SPY @ $484.75 overnight

>> No.57471788

>>57471774
I wouldn't have this problem if they didn't flood the country with Indians to begin with.

>> No.57471794

>>57471739
Wow a pipeline sounds like a job for uncle Sam heheh

>> No.57471805

>>57471739
This is because we blocked Keystone XL isn't it?

>> No.57471818

>>57471786
We're short squeezing bobocucks from dusk till dawn and then dusk again

>> No.57471837

>>57471818
kek I just looked at futes
i hope no one here is holding SPY puts for tomorrow

>> No.57471852
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57471852

lol U.S. Steel arbies

>> No.57471853

May rate cuts are being priced in TONIGHT

>> No.57471854

>Traders have bought 250,000 April $50-$55 Call Options, potentially betting on a large market crash occurring later this April

ruh roh raggy

>> No.57471856
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>>57471818
Did people really get baited by today?

>> No.57471858

NVDA selects INTC packaging plant
UNBOTHERED
UNMOISTURIZED
IN MY LANE

>> No.57471869

>>57471794
yeah lol
>>57471805
As far as I know Keystone is working, this will only give Canada other opportunities.
In other words I expect the price of oil to go even higher.

>> No.57471873
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57471873

NVDA rally was much fun and they all bought high calls
But I tried to short and got caught
Another put, another short, another rally another loss
And finally I realized I was on the wrong side of the trade
All my losses making me feeling depressed
Do I hate NVDA?. I hate it so much I guess it's up and down
If I had to choose, I would short now
But i'll get my money back
I wanna make NVDA CRASH, wanna make NVDA CRASH REAL BAD
I'll make all the NVDA bulls feels real bad.
I want sweet revenge. And Then And Then I'll be RICHER!

I want fuck NVDA ass.
I'll make the bulls bleed out of their ass.
I want to short it's NVDA face with selling spree
Oh, I'll short I'll short it.
I want to meet the CEO.
And tell him his COMPANY SUCKS!

'Cause then again, I really I am the smartest man in the world
Oh, I want sweet revenge
And I'll short it successfully.
I'll short it to zero
I short it i short it I SHORT IT!!!
I SHORT ! I SHORT IT I SHORT !!

>> No.57471875

>>57471854
It's just standard hedging and whale chasers get BTFOd every time

>> No.57471896

>>57471858
doubled my INTC position last night. just wait until the $50b grant is official.

>> No.57471925

>>57471759
I think there are ways to consolidate debt into a lower rate without having to dip into brokerage margin

>> No.57471934

>>57471854
How is buying call options a bet on a large market crash?

>> No.57471972

>>57471925
It gives me an extra few extra months, I'm just stacking up all the tools I have and figuring out how long I can go.

>> No.57471973
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The bottom is in.

>> No.57471999

Short tech companies
Piss on the servers
Shit in the server room
EMP the data center
Exile the AI posters
Obliterate the tech nerd
Bully the vc scammer
Return to dirt
Destroy the chip factories grow vegetables on their land
Replace the digital money scam with precious metals
Burn the programming books

>> No.57472001
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Women are so useless it is infuriating.
Fiance has been on her phone literally all day while I have been working and she asked me what I was making for dinner.
She knows all she has to do is spread her legs and all is forgiven.
What is the next 4x so I can put my whole stack in and retire.

>> No.57472012

>>57471934
they are buying calls on the vix which measures market volatility

>> No.57472020

>>57472012
>vix
I missed that part.

>> No.57472021
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>>57471869
>As far as I know Keystone is working

>On January 18, 2018, TransCanada announced they had secured commitments to ship 500,000 barrels (79,000 m3) per day for 20 years.[112]
>On January 20, 2021, President Joe Biden revoked the permit for the pipeline on his first day in office.[113] On June 9, 2021, the project was abandoned by TC Energy.[23][24]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keystone_Pipeline#Phase_4_(canceled)

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>>57472001

>> No.57472034

>>57472001
>What is the next 4x so I can put my whole stack in and retire.
DYL or BNM or some other early stage uranium plays probably.

>> No.57472036

>>57472022
unironically though. I guess it is better than being alone but god damn she is a fucking lazy piece of shit.

>> No.57472037

>>57472001
What if she spreads her legs but is not forgiven?
Discipline your bitch, anon.

>> No.57472039

>>57472001
>Fiance has been on her phone literally all day while I have been working and she asked me what I was making for dinner.
abort

>> No.57472041
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57472041

>>57471999
Rewrite big tech in PHP. Offshore big tech to India. Place segfaults in Big Tech's code. Mandatory ad blocking for Big Tech.

>> No.57472048

>>57472001
Uh does she cook?. I don't think I could stand it even if the sex was fantastic if the girl I was with didn't least do something round the house while I was working. (Aside; how come no one's talking about the sick fucker who did the online rant thing while posing with his dad's severed head?)

>> No.57472055

>>57472048
Because this is stock market general not MKUltra general

>> No.57472056

>>57472037
I told her I wont have sex with her until she makes dinner. So she ordered some doordash which will be here in about an hour.

>> No.57472061
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57472061

>>57472056
this post reeks of joint bank accounts

>> No.57472070

>>57472048
She cooks but I basically have to supervise her and cook with her. She is a decent baker, makes great pies and cookies and shit. but anything that isn't a desert she has a weird mental block about it.

>> No.57472078

>>57472070
cooking is easy af I don't understand how anyone isn't at least decent at it

>> No.57472084

>>57472061
Not yet, I have 4 months until the wedding... lord help me

>> No.57472096

>>57472078
I agree with you anon. it is second nature to me at this point and I cook better than any $40 plate restaurants.

>> No.57472103

https://boards.4chan.org/biz/thread/5747210057472100
>>57472100
>>57472100
https://boards.4chan.org/biz/thread/5747210057472100
>>57472100
>>57472100

>> No.57472136

>>57471187
damn I miss the heyday of groupons, i had some good food for insanely cheap

>> No.57472778

>>57469778
Nigger

>> No.57472909

>>57472001
She better be a 7/10 without makeup