HSA Scam

[Anonymous No.57467512]

>have HSA investments
>spent down the cash balance for some medical purchases this year
>go online to try and liquidate some of my investments to replenish cash balance
>it's literally not a supported function
>call up the help desk
>black woman on the line doesn't know how to do it either
>we don't get many calls like this anon
>they ask around for the answer on how to do it
>only way to do it is liquidate all investment funds at once and reinvest what I want back in
>have to set auto transfers from cash to investments 'on' and set the threshold to a large number so it thinks it needs to sell
>this makes no sense, but I try it anyway
>still hasn't sold my positions
>funds inaccessible and I need to pay medical bills
What a fucking scam. Fuck Paylocity. What are my options to uncuck this situation? Can I open an HSA with a private brokerage and manually transfer the funds once a month or something?

[Anonymous No.57467530]

>>57467512
404 no tits

Why even wear a bra

Dumb women

[Anonymous No.57467568]

>>57467512
too much gutter oils in her ass.

[Anonymous No.57467578]

>>57467568
nah thats mikala fuente, its natural, her mom has the same ass

just insane genetics

[Anonymous No.57467605]

>>57467512
take some of her butt dna and put it in her washboard chest

[Anonymous No.57467672]

>>57467605
I’ll put dna in her butt ;)

[Anonymous No.57467707]

>>57467578
>literally no tits
>insane genetics

[Anonymous No.57467739]

>>57467707
for ass men like me, i could care less about her tits

I will be too busy having my face in between those ass cheeks and sticking my tongue as deep in her asshole as I can get it.

Then I will fuck her doggy, prone bone and anal fuck her until I die of exhaustion.

[Anonymous No.57467745]

Usually they're two entirely separate companies. So make sure you're talking to the one that actually matters (the stock broker side).

[Anonymous No.57467787]

This is why I love my HSA being at Fidelity

[Anonymous No.57467833]

I need that ass planted onto my face NOW!

[Anonymous No.57467859]

>>57467512
the fat ass ruins it

[Anonymous No.57467881]

>>57467739
Based. It's also nice to grab a handful of tits while you do it, but there is something alluring about a woman with all ass and no tits idk what

[Anonymous No.57467889]

>>57467739
you have parasite in your brain that is why you like butt

[Anonymous No.57467901]

>>57467512
>no tits
>adams apple
>extremely long arms
>poorly done hair extensions

Thats a man.

[Anonymous No.57468090]

>pearchads and hourglassvirgins
The duality of man.

[Anonymous No.57468134]

>>57467739
Based. Ass men are the gigachads vs fatty mommy milker simps

[Anonymous No.57468543]

>>57467512
I might come off as a homosexual but I believe her ass is a bit too big. To the point it stops being aesthetic and just becomes a caricature. Like Dexter's mom.

[Anonymous No.57468735]

>>57467512
Agreed she has no tits. Op should break up with that thing unless it gets implants immediately. I think HSA balance can be used for that.

Regarding, HSAs in general, the whole point of it is pre-tax income, set aside for medical issues. It's not an extra retirement account. Stop being a retarded nigger and just close it if you don't need it for that purpose. You should make 401k contributions set to the level your company matches at because that's free money. Stay healthy and find a girl like in your pic to help out, if you want.

[Anonymous No.57469417]

>>57467512
>black woman on the line
there is your problem
>Paylocity
Should probably just have your payroll deduction go there and then immediately xfer it to fidelity or some shit. Look into the details.

[Anonymous No.57469440]

>>57467512
Yuck

[Anonymous No.57469526]

>>57467512
Sauce?

[Anonymous No.57469559]

>>57468735
HSAs are more tax privileged than 401ks. You're supposed to max them ASAP, dump the money into the 500 index, and the NOT FUCKING TOUCH IT. Dipping into an HSA should only be done out of absolute sheer desperation.

[Anonymous No.57469580]

>>57467530
>bra

[Anonymous No.57469752]

>>57469440
You really must be gay

[Anonymous No.57469782]

>>57467512
elegant little breasts and a big ethnic ass
the female equivalent of the business in the front, party in the back mullet

[Anonymous No.57470325]

>>57469580
Most jews under 45 are virgins.
I don't even know why they still run propaganda when they won't exist as a people in 30 years.

[Anonymous No.57470474]

>>57467739

[Anonymous No.57470711]

>>57469559
Based knower

[Anonymous No.57471164]

>>57467578
>mikala fuente
Bullshit. Clearly brazillian lifted.

[Anonymous No.57471168]

>>57467512
>cash balance amount set by you
>excess gets invested
>when cash dips lower investments are auto sold

this happens with robots

[Anonymous No.57471202]

>>57467739
wtf is wrong with indian men?

[Anonymous No.57471410]

>>57467512

[Anonymous No.57471433]

>>57471410
You just know.