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>he bought the top


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>> No.57458175

MSFT will be green tomorrow.

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>> No.57458184

Based on what?

>> No.57458185
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Reposting this in that Anon's face.

>> No.57458188

the after hours price movement is even more confirmation that amd earnings got leaked today

>> No.57458189

I'm scared bros

>> No.57458200
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Imagine not buying the GOOG earnings dip. Literary free money

>> No.57458202

If the earnings are bad for AMD, why would NVDA's be any better?

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>> No.57458207

lol amd

>> No.57458208
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>> No.57458210

what the fuck was that

>> No.57458212

Capital in tech companies is the theory in the heads of the engineers that can be applied to existing IP. Everyone knows there have been massive layoffs which will disrupt this. Just like when they went up, as they go down the financial statements are noise.

>> No.57458213

dis nigga scared of numbers lmao

>> No.57458218

imagine believing in the magnificent 7 when our economy is now just taking images of women off facebook and using nividia gpu's to see what the women look like naked.

>> No.57458224

Everything is turning green again, isn't it?

>> No.57458228

>he did not consult the sage

>> No.57458230

Bobos get their 2 minutes in the sun and then we're back to bulling. Who cares.
Would if I still had some cash, but went in on msft

>> No.57458231

>AMD got almost billion income
What the fuck?

>> No.57458232

you best start believing in golden bull runs... you're in one

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>> No.57458240

You can either fight globohomo (futile) or you can invest in globohomo. I choose the latter

>> No.57458241
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>Match (Tinder, etc), $MTCH earnings:
>Adj EPS 81C, est 53C
>Rev: $866.2 million vs est $861.4 million
Who the fuck is paying for this

>> No.57458242
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Anyone else don't mind losing money because /smg/ is more fun in a bear market?

>> No.57458246

>Starbucks crushed earnings
Niggers, I kneel

>> No.57458249

its all about guidance

>> No.57458250

Baggie. He has a CD profile to find guys to fuck him since he cannot please his gook wife

>> No.57458251

What the fuck was that weird ass crash? Like come on, of course Microsoft and Google would beat earnings, I called that shit a week ago. Bunch of bobo retards.

>> No.57458252
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Skinny white men losing in the stock market is funny! Do you really think you're going to have it easy!

>> No.57458253
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>> No.57458254

Lisa Su you fuk with my moneyyyy AHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.57458255
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>Who the fuck is paying for this
Same people paying for RICK.

>> No.57458257

>google destroyed
>spy moves a dollar
what gives bros?

>> No.57458258

I do, to make maximize the amount of female asses I can get to sniff

>> No.57458260

is google bankrupt?

>> No.57458262

It's jumping like a pinball machine. I bought a put right before close thank god.

>> No.57458264
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AMD slightly beat on everything and then softened guidance a little. Everyone is just setting expectations lower this quarter and then it's gonna magically be a GrEaT earnings season next time. Please tell me none of you are falling for this shit for like the 50th time, remember your training

>> No.57458265

Was it all due to retarded college zoomies buying all of that shit on credit cards? kek

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Up 2.7% today.
Great day

>> No.57458275

What do we think for NVDA earnings?

>> No.57458280

>AMD green

>> No.57458281
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It's literally bouncing back to green after being down 8 DOLLARS after hours. What in the name of sweet fuck

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>> No.57458286
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green doesnt mean what you think it means

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I-it's healing...it's all healing

>> No.57458290

AMD is 5 dollars in the hole, what are you smoking?

>> No.57458296
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any real oldfags here? how good was growing up in the 80s? was it like the movies?

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God, why did I short Starbucks?
How does this terrible company keep winning?

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>> No.57458303

zoom out

>> No.57458304

Active management loses to Passive Index Investing 95% of the time. You are all wasting your time.

>> No.57458305
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Everything was nice

>> No.57458308

according to my cost basis i will be significantly less heemed even a dollar
>t. 24k deep

>> No.57458310
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Honestly the most retarded price action I've ever seen post ER. It's literally become a casino that you have to hedge both sides if you want to win (barely anything).

>> No.57458311

It was like in Wonderwoman 84

>> No.57458312

Nothing but vaporwave tracks on the radio and neon lights everywhere, what do you think

>> No.57458313

fess up cuck

>> No.57458314

>out of touch manchildren that only leave their room to buy groceries don't understand why people spend money

>> No.57458317
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On the whole it was pretty great.

>> No.57458319
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Amd anon who lost $8k before earnings killed himself already . I told him to inverse his trade and yet he clinged to his losing position until the casino closed it for him...many such cases

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Coordinated p n d.

>> No.57458326

I just need bae su to actually just show her big dick energy and mention AI 100 times during the call and how intel is getting BTFO'd this season

>> No.57458327

what the fuck do i need a tinder account for?

>> No.57458329

Heavy concentration going into downturns is when you have a chance to beat indexes. So no, for now we are not.

>> No.57458330

??? still here

>> No.57458331

>Starbucks crushed earnings
waaaah I will never own a house, but I need my coffee to go for 7$ every morning

>> No.57458334

Never underestimate the horrors unleashed to this world by White women

>> No.57458335

you don't have a single fact to back up that number you made up

>> No.57458341
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>margin increases
>income increases by a fucking billion almost
If AMD is not 190 by tomorrow, the market is officially fucking retarded.

>> No.57458344

I'm smarter than 95% of people. Probably more like 99%.

>> No.57458346


Time in the market beats timing the market

>> No.57458351
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Not for big tech sector.

>> No.57458350

you have no argument other than a made up number

>> No.57458352

Anybody buy the EA dip?

>> No.57458354
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What is this technical pattern called?

>> No.57458355

>SPY after hours -0.17%
Bobo celebrating.

>> No.57458360

You're not. The very fact that you're wasting your time on picking stocks and arguing about it on a weeaboo anime forum makes you at least dumber than 40% of the population

>> No.57458361

Didn’t warren buffet time the literal bottom of natural gas in the summer of 2020?

>> No.57458366

Tell that to the Japanese 40 year olds who have lost money on stocks their entire lives.

>> No.57458365

again, making up numbers
you're actually stupid

>> No.57458369

jokes on you I'm working my 250k job and shitposting in between

>> No.57458370

Inverse kot

>> No.57458371

It’s called the apple chart you fucking idiot

>> No.57458372

I know a guy that won some money playing the lottery. Does that mean lottery tickets are a good investment?

>> No.57458375
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Can I have you're job? I'll give you insider scoops

>> No.57458376

for him, it was

>> No.57458377
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My cattle spreads are fucking me up, it's not supposed to be like this, the ratio isn't going up this year.

>> No.57458381

>wasting your time on picking stocks and arguing about it on a weeaboo anime forum
It beats arguing without picking stocks which I would have done anyway. Now there's something people get for being right which makes it way more fun.

>> No.57458382

>Implying youre only allowed to invest in your own country

>> No.57458385

Head and shoulders. Literally

>> No.57458390

For you and me, it won't be. Thats the point.

>> No.57458393

yeah, like we soften the guidance, but then the PE will remain at 1000+ forever.
I learned this from Micron who just coasted a "down" cycle. their PE just jumped around but the price kept increasing

>> No.57458397

MSFT, GOOG, AMD, and EA all just dipped almost 5% and recovered within a few minutes of each other (laggard GOOG notwithstanding). That's obvious free money there for the taking. All you had to do was have a limit order set for each one today. You knew weeks in advance earnings was today so you knew exactly when to set your order. INTC did the same thing last week and again you knew weeks in advance. Free money to beat the market

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>> No.57458400

>AMD CALL buyers panic sell with losses drop
>AMD PUT buyers panic sell with losses after spike up
>Both sides heemed
>Balanced as things should be

>> No.57458403

kek every earnings call now is just how many times can they say "AI"

>> No.57458407

Oh wait, you're for stock picking after all? Last I checked snp500 was US only.

>> No.57458408

I cannot buy with market closed

>> No.57458409

>3 years on the stock market
>30% overall gain
>3 years in cryoto
>10% overall loss

Stock market anons, I kneel. It took me three years to realise crypto was a scam.

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>> No.57458416
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This is what an Italian trading floor in the 90's looked like

>> No.57458415

30% in 3 years? Nigga u suck at this shit

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>linear projection to eternity

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Change brokers fren. 4 dips, 4 shots at free money

>> No.57458423

>AMD straddlers (me) get IV crushed

I should've stuck to boomer stocks.

>> No.57458427

Global ETF. Whos talking about sp500? Fucking dumbass lol

>> No.57458429

>the market is officially fucking retarded.
>He doesn't know

>> No.57458430

The bearfags are insufferable
They predict a crash 365 days a year and when it finally happens they act like the system was busted and the economy will never recover this time
meanwhile the line always goes up and to the right without fail

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Imagine the smell.

>> No.57458438
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My bank just called to schedule a meeting with my "Relationship Manger" to discuss my financial goals for the year
I'm going to have to tell her that I'm unemployed and just fucking gambling wildly on the stock market to try and make money

>> No.57458440

What broker do you recommend ? Do you know one in France? I don’t feel like doing all the tax accounting by hand when banks can do it automatically

>> No.57458443

overpriced garbage stonk

>> No.57458444

Was hi right to sell or no?

>> No.57458447

>tfw will never sniff her tits

>> No.57458451

Didn't buy at 8. Didn't buy at 40. Didn't buy at 80. Didn't buy at 140. Didn't buy at 190...

>> No.57458452

Find out tomorrow morning.

>> No.57458454
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Short dick bros... it's over...

>> No.57458456

Happened to me. They proposed me some products that I kindly refused. They were not even bad (3.5% guaranteed for 4 years). Nothing to worry about

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>> No.57458460

>Do you know one in France?
Interactive brokers is probably your best bet. Get an account and tell them you want access to the US market. They have their own software to trade with called TWS but if you get serious and want to day trade try Das Trader since that's about the best you can get and it works with IB

>> No.57458466

ask her if you can have the meeting over lunch, you're probably one of the more interesting cases she's going to have, don't fuck this one up.

>> No.57458469
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14% for 4 years is awful anon. That doesn't even beat inflation.

>> No.57458471 [DELETED] 

I am short pay for my university re-admission fees, is there anyway any of you may help? I only have some hours left, but not being able to find any way. I try my best to search for a works but failed. Short of 1300 usd, anyway someone may help me out please? I badly want to continue my educational career

>> No.57458474
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Might want to check the charts again.

>> No.57458477
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keep hodling, surely it will keep going up
it's not being greedy right?

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That IV crush on AMD

Flat really is justice

>> No.57458479
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I'm never going to be financially independent

>> No.57458484

Yeah I've done these calls before, it's just this year I'm unemployed. She can probably see the unemployment check s getting deposited into my account...
We're very far apart, so that can't happen. I'm not so high status that she'll fly to me (or fly me to her)

>> No.57458488

Correct. Now get back in the wage cage, zoomie.

>> No.57458489

Its gonna be the next Dot Com Bubble, mark my words bros

>> No.57458490
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>The company's earnings beat expectations, but not as much as investors hoped

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Are you ok anon?

>> No.57458497
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I really dislike how she's making fun of me right now... How does she even know me?

>> No.57458498

Got absolutely fucked today. Had about 2k in calls and the internet went out. It came back just now, 40 minutes after the market closed. Of course all my positions are crushed. Only upside is I took about $500 of profit before the internet went down. Hoping for a Green Day tomorrow I guess.

>> No.57458501

amd btfo

nvidya chads stay winning, the superior equity

>> No.57458503

why is the zuck-stonk down 2% AH

>> No.57458504
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That is *the* index. Also pic related. VT has never outperformed SPY.
Why are there suddenly so many blacks in here today?

>> No.57458509

Bought the MSFT dip at $402.

>> No.57458516

is that miami?

>> No.57458517

There is another company reporting earnings that is in the same business as Meta.

>> No.57458519
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gj anon wagmi
msft will hit 450 by eow

>> No.57458526
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>these niggas can't be serious

>> No.57458529 [DELETED] 

I am short pay for my university re-admission fees, is there anyway any of you may help? I only have some hours left, but not being able to find any way. I try my best to search for a works but failed. Short of 1300 usd, anyway someone may help me out please? I badly want to continue my education

>> No.57458530

MSFT is a good buy at any price

>> No.57458534
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Did you listen, anon?
Now we get ready for the fun part tomorrow: FOMC.

>> No.57458538

suck 130 cocks for $10 each faggot

>> No.57458537

>Paypal CEO announces huge shit that didn't do anything

>Paypal announces a shitload of layoffs

The comedy writes itself kek

Any feet pics of her?

>> No.57458540

Inflation will cool down. Nevertheless I refused

>> No.57458549
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PM me, I'll help!

>> No.57458553

Also consider that it’s zero risk, and i could exit the investment in any moment

>> No.57458562

It doesn't even beat 5 year treasuries which are the lowest yielding right now. Of course then you really need to model your draw down rate/interest rate exposure etc but still.

>> No.57458564

sent :^)

>> No.57458565

Palm Springs

>> No.57458567

We're gonna crab for all of feb after this dipperino, aren't we

>> No.57458568
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just a few like this

>> No.57458571

explain how you got into this fucked up situation. if it's a good story someone is more likely to help

>> No.57458574

Do I go SSO or VOO for the next 12 months? $100k total, adding $2k a month or more if SOXL calls do good

>> No.57458575

I just made a huge mistake

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>> No.57458582

Sharpie in pooper is the board beggar tradition. You know what to do.

>> No.57458583 [DELETED] 

I really don't know how to pm here in 4chan. Seriously. Can you please send me a text to my telegram @eftyhere ? I am limited not being able to send any text. Also you can tell here. If needed I am ready to provide any face record video evidence or live location or any statement.

>> No.57458585

Easy, contact your local pusher and tell him you want to work for him. You can make 1300 in a day, or a few weeks, depending on the kind of risks you’re willing to take

>> No.57458590

sorry esl foreigner dude, i'm an asshole and dgaf about you or your future

>> No.57458592
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AI generated just for you Anon.

>> No.57458595

>not playing both sides and longing both
I bought it today. Almost regretted not waiting for it to dip lower but ultimately it's nice and cozy.

>> No.57458598

I bought at $65, did I do good bullbros?

>> No.57458600 [DELETED] 

I don't understand what did you sent?

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>I really don't know how to pm here in 4chan.
Well you better learn, the post office near me doesn't have a telegram.

>> No.57458609

He means check your ETH wallet

>> No.57458610
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AMD is being ladder long squeeze attacked
Don't paperhand your ticket to financial independence

>> No.57458612

>TSLA tanks on this news
how is this bad for the stock? it means shareholders will get a better deal lmao

>> No.57458619 [DELETED] 

He didnt even ask for my wallet, so how can even he sent?

>> No.57458620

She sees our aura

>> No.57458621

elon will dump shares

>> No.57458622

Because the stock market doesn't make sense anon. None of it makes sense. It's just luck.

>> No.57458623
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Earnings are an antiquated and bigoted method to value companies. Price-to-AI Exposure (P/AIE) and ESG ratings are the modern standard. MSFT bright green tomorrow, the economy is roaring

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Where's the guy who was licking Musk's sack saying TSLA was the greatest company ever and they were the future and they'd be 200+EOW? I said I expected a pullback into the 150s before shooting to 200 and he reeee'd out and called me a tranny.

You here little guy?

>> No.57458625

Musk is the whole reason anyone buys TSLA shares. No one cares about their shitty cars.

>> No.57458627

He wants MORE control. He's not dumping shares.

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Everyone here knows you wallet anon...

>> No.57458634
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>He hasn't even lurked

>> No.57458635

Yeah and he's not going anywhere. The board will give him what he wants and the stock will moon. There might even be a buyback.

>> No.57458640

>Price-to-AI Exposure (P/AIE) and ESG ratings are the modern standard
The new paradigm, so to speak.

>> No.57458641

I sold my one share of S&P 500 on Monday. Did I do well mommy?

>> No.57458644

Basically this. People think everything he touches turns to gold. Without him it's just another Rivian or Lucid, i.e. shit

>> No.57458651

It's very likely you sold the top.

>> No.57458654 [DELETED] 

Response please. Can you help me through eth or any other crypto?

>> No.57458655
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Did you use the funds to buy OIL/NATGAS?

>> No.57458656

if he isn't rewarded his pay package from revenues he will start cashing out. he has plenty of control with his family members

>> No.57458657

pm'd you

>> No.57458663
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Some things were better and others will tell you about things like that. Some things were worse than they are now though.
Pollution was bad, leaving politics aside a lot of places and things are cleaner then they were back then.
Plastic shit was shit, now plastic things are actually better engineered and don't break [as much].
And the same pretty much goes for cars.
You can get your news from whomever you want now.
It doesn't take a month and a half to get something shipped to you anymore, and you can see where in the country it actually is.
And so on.

>> No.57458666

i need you to stop posting this precocious child please i feel the demons trying to escape

>> No.57458673
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Satan please calm down.

>> No.57458675 [DELETED] 

I really dont know how to check pm in 4chan, Someone please tell me step my step.

>> No.57458678

it's in your 4chan profile

>> No.57458681

>google down over 6%
>spy doesnt move

>> No.57458685
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I responded. You need to PM me here, the post office near me doesn't have a telegraph, so I cannot send you a telegram. I've heard if you post a picture of a woman defecating, the janitorial staff can give you the privilege to PM anons. Try it worth a shot.

>> No.57458686

I look like this and say this about my $4000 of LLAP

>> No.57458687

first Intel, then AMD, then Google etc., it'll keep happening and the whole market will shit itself in february. It's all so predictable

>> No.57458695
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>> No.57458696 [DELETED] 

How to check that? I didn't even registered. Please tell me step by step.

>> No.57458699

I sold my one share of S&P 500 on Monday. Did I do well mommy?

>> No.57458706 [DELETED] 

I was talking about telegram app

>> No.57458707
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oh, correction, $3600 of LLAP now

>> No.57458710
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You need a 4chan Pass to be able to PM

>> No.57458712
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for me I just right-click the colored ID
but I've installed this extension
>posts totally non-scam chrome-extension that steals your data, cryptos, wife and soul

>> No.57458717

Who wants to bet that if Amazon does NOT beat earnings, they will shut Twitch down? There is so much controversey going on with that shithole company, its a miracle that its still around despite never turning a profit. Even the fuckin CEO admitted its not profitable at all kek

If her tits were bigger, she'd be perfect wife material. Love women with stinky soft feet and big tits!

>> No.57458719

i can help but i want the back story. what country and why how you found yourself in this situation

>> No.57458721

What happened was expectations became the target so companies started sandbagging the analysts so they would always "beat". Now everybody is wise to the game so now there's a second order expectation of the company beating expectations by a certain amount to count

>> No.57458722 [DELETED] 

I really don't know how to check inbox, please tell me here

>> No.57458725
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just click here

>> No.57458729

Well, I'll at least make money on my weekly put, but I'm on the fence if I should hang on to long calls for AMD. I think chips are still red hot, but I wouldn't try to swing trade around earning. You think semis are due for a cooldown?

Someone on Twitter was saying that NVDA's price was artificially high because they sell their products to their own shell companies. No idea if it's true.

>> No.57458732
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Gentlemen, tonight I proudly present "The Perpetual Motion Diabeetus Portfolio":
50% diabeetus treatment stocks like Johnson & Johnson, Eli Lilly and Abbott Laboratories. Also, 50% stocks to keep the diabeetus comin' like Coca Cola, Mondelez and McDonalds. Fat asses stay fat asses. This will generate infinite gains, amiriteguise?

>> No.57458735
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Don't have one, you have to PM me here. Try posting a picture of a woman defecating (anus must be visible) and the Janitorial staff will give you the privilege to PM me, when you get said privilege just PM me the amount and the wire address and I will wire the money tomorrow. Cheers!

>> No.57458739

Why did MDLZ get rekt on earnings today?

>> No.57458741 [DELETED] 

Thanks a lot for the kind words. I will get banned anytime, can you please send me a response to telegram? My username is @eftyhere. Please send me a text there. Any proof or any documents if needed i can provide that or you want me to say it here? If i get banned then I will describe all the details from another id.

>> No.57458747

Very jewish methodology, the rabbi approves

>> No.57458750
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Imagine buying stock in a company whose ticker stands for Live Long And Prosper

>> No.57458751

You're better off giving them cancer and then selling the drugs to cure cancer, much higher margins.

>> No.57458752

before we help you we need to see a picture of your hand to know you're real

>> No.57458756
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Dude, you gotta be more convincing. People here are playing with you. You're either a troll, in which case others are rightfully baiting you and I'm getting baited, or you're just plain naive

>> No.57458758 [DELETED] 

I don't have a 4chan pass

>> No.57458761

golden bull run confirmed??

>> No.57458764

how do I know if a company made money or not before they publically announce it?

>> No.57458765
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Futures are dumping...

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your fee was $350 a few days ago. now it's $1300?

>> No.57458774

Bravo! Now we just need to keep shilling body positivity.

>> No.57458775

GOOG bros not feeling so good right now. Tell me it's gonna be okay

>> No.57458777

0:25 is me and 0:16 is my gf

>> No.57458782

>me at the end

>> No.57458783

bobo bros, we finally have our day

>> No.57458784 [DELETED] 

I got dropout, need to take re-admission, i failed to manage full amount

>> No.57458786

>billions of dollars disappearing from the stock market by the second
>spy moves a penny
ummmm wtf??

>> No.57458789

google is still undervalued, eventually they will be the entire internet including infrastructure.

>> No.57458793 [DELETED] 

Please send me a text to telegram @eftyhere so that i can describe

>> No.57458796
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>this justifies a 10% movement down
Complete schizophrenia.

>> No.57458800

>Tekken fans playing the same game for 20 years

>> No.57458804

Buy their product. Now you know there's been at least 1 confirmed sale before they announce.
It's fucking google man. You'll be up in a couple of days.

>> No.57458806

Sounds like you are a...
poor investment
lmao gottem

>> No.57458807

you look like a complete faggot

>> No.57458809 [DELETED] 

I thought they really want me to help, what i fool I am!

>> No.57458811

it's down almost 0.5% after hours

>> No.57458814
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all the money moved to banks

>> No.57458815
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AMD just reduced its PE from 1500 to ~300. We're about to enter an insane bull run. Sorry bobos.

>> No.57458818
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What is the most Italian stock?

>> No.57458819

>hurr durr
priced in expectations don't necessarily line up with "estimates"

>> No.57458820

People were expecting 400 millions more in revenues

>> No.57458822

Just post the bank Wire information here.

>> No.57458826

this was before the earnings selloffs

>> No.57458830

>3 years later:
>"Google has decided to discontinue the internet."
They'd have a hard time with NET.

>> No.57458831

uhhh $1 in SPY is equivalent to roughly $83 billion worth of S&P 500 market cap so that's about righ?. Roughly 1 billion $ = 1 penny of SPY. Dunno how it being weighted changes this.

>> No.57458832

>People were expecting 400 millions more in revenues
literally not even enough to buy a house these days

>> No.57458834


>> No.57458835
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thanks I feel a little better. Shit's already down 8% in after hours. fuck I hate this shit sometimes

>> No.57458844
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You think you won, right anon?

>> No.57458850

Houses are overpriced

>> No.57458851


>> No.57458853 [DELETED] 

I don't have the access to my bank account right now, its been a year since its closed. But I use crypto, please send me a text through telegram app my username is @eftyhere. Or else i can write my crypto address here whatever is suitable for you.

>> No.57458863
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MDLZ sell a lot of chocolate. So they currently have the same problems as Hershey, cripplingly high cocoa prices.

>> No.57458868

Just hold and relax. Look at past stock prices and remember what the G in fagman stands for to calm yourself down. Shit won't stay down long.

>> No.57458872

>dumps after hours
>pumps tommorow
I hope you bought calls instead of puts like the rest of retail anons

>> No.57458873

Just send me your address I’ll post you a check

>> No.57458875
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AMD slurpees coming later this week.

You just created the /biz/ mascot of the quarter.

>> No.57458877

This is a stock market general I don't own any crypto, try your luck in crypto threads.

>> No.57458878
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complete AMD destruction

>> No.57458889


>> No.57458890

>msft bounces up nearly 1%
>spy keeps going down
nothing makes sense anymore

>> No.57458903

hey buddy, did you know that msft and spy are two different things?

>> No.57458909

She said the two magic letters

>> No.57458913 [DELETED] 

Can you do crypto or any wire transfer through western union?

>> No.57458924

Ah, makes sense

>> No.57458928 [DELETED] 

Can you do wire transfer through western union please?

>> No.57458929

I’m not into crypto and I don’t like to pay commissions for wire transfers, but other anons might help

>> No.57458930

If a stock is ridiculously overpriced, expectations tend to be ridiculously high

>> No.57458931

amd cpu and nvidia gpu

>> No.57458934

go for a walk, pal

>> No.57458935




>> No.57458936
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I bought some Tyson chicken at the store today and I could feel the discount coming through via the dividend I was getting.

>> No.57458938

they arent in the current market

>> No.57458940

Gimme the straight dope biz, is this the first gap of many on the way down?

>> No.57458942


>> No.57458954

>guise, the CPUs are AMD haha
>no they're not really used by AI, but they're there ha ha

>> No.57458959

>/CC curve inversion
Woah. Does anyone know why the short end is struggling to deliver?

>> No.57458961 [DELETED] 

Actually I am from Bangladesh, a bank check from outside country will be time taking and hard for me to withdraw for the overall formality and procedure, so crypto or wire transfer through western union will be very easy for me. Even you can help me through card, i can get the amount instantly and easily

>> No.57458963
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>this thread

>> No.57458966

You didn't have to post the transcript of the AMD conference call here

>> No.57458968

nah someone computer anon said way back cpus can do ai well too now. thats why amd is pumpening i guess

>> No.57458973

I actually train my models on a ryzen CPU. The value proposition is better than an Nvidia GPU especially when you factor in dealing with drivers and BLAS.

>> No.57458982 [DELETED] 

But Western union doesn't take any commission or charge for wire tramsfer for first 3 transaction

>> No.57458984

No CUDA no party

>> No.57458988

are you asking why some commodity futures that just got super high are in backwardation?

>> No.57458989

next gen ryzen is supposed to have some dedicated ai acceleration unit too, NPA or whatever its called. Phones have had them for eons already so it's not that big of a deal.

>> No.57458990
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This is the lowest schizo level for the next 24 hours.

>> No.57458996
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If you don't buy this dip, you simply aren't watching the market, just looking at it.

>> No.57459003


>> No.57459006
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What's the move

>> No.57459007
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Heh, don't need zoomettes off Tinder. The stripper's in love with me.

>> No.57459018

I guess you're asking why it's so high, well here it is

>> No.57459024

Money laundering

>> No.57459029

Winnie Woo has reservations about the first half of 2024. That call might be in trouble.

>> No.57459031 [DELETED] 
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Can't any anon help me with 1300 usd with crypto to continue my educational career?

>> No.57459033

nothing, you're going to break even. implied move was $15

>> No.57459035

In terms of human capital? Yeah, actually. Strivers and jeets as far as the eye can see. They're IBM for this generation.

>> No.57459037

Post hand

>> No.57459042

i was up literally the entire day until this bullshit
god damn i am mad.

>> No.57459044 [DELETED] 

go away ESL nigger

>> No.57459045

t. anon that fell asleep

>> No.57459048 [DELETED] 
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Shut the fuck up, glownigger.

>> No.57459052

no, you've likely pissed that money away. Take responsibility, and have sex

>> No.57459053

im surprised companies like Hershey haven't replaced Cocoa with some chemically derived bullshit yet.

>> No.57459056 [DELETED] 

You mean?

>> No.57459063
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>Vulgar Display of Power TayTay

>> No.57459072

Post a picture of your hand

>> No.57459073
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>> No.57459087 [DELETED] 

Tell me here please

>> No.57459089

CUDA is a bitch and most of the hardware isn't worth it even with the nicer compiler.

>> No.57459095

There are few companies that hold so much cash.

>> No.57459106 [DELETED] 

And then? Will you help me with 1300 usd in crypto to continue my education?

>> No.57459117

It depends on your hand

>> No.57459153 [DELETED] 
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Here you go

>> No.57459170

ew feet
also you're getting hogged

>> No.57459174

Replacing it completely is not possible. However, these Hershey fucks have been constantly lowering the amount of cocoa butter in their products since 2008. That's why Hershey usually tastes less creamy than real chocolate.

>> No.57459177 [DELETED] 

I did. Now can you please help me out? I really want to continue my graduation :(

>> No.57459205

We don't give money to brown "people"

>> No.57459224 [DELETED] 

Being an asian is this completely my fault by born like this? Anyway, Thanks for the hope at least.

>> No.57459270


>> No.57459294
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We shall see.

>> No.57459372

Why are you saying AMD is pumping when it just spent an hour going down you cunts?

>> No.57459601

I have a 4060 with 16gb because I'm not poor

>> No.57459614

i have a 4090 but im too scared to use it because of cable issues.

>> No.57459717

Why did AAPL dump today?

>> No.57459835

Ipoop phone is crap

>> No.57460461

>especially when you factor in dealing with drivers
You mean clicking the download button every once in a while?