/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.57453929]

>Risk management:
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>Educational sites:
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>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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[Anonymous No.57453938]

Remember to buy high and sell low

[Anonymous No.57453942]

First.

[Anonymous No.57453945]

>There are people who have been sitting in cash since 2021

[Anonymous No.57453952]

Today I will begin DCAing into long dated deep OTM QQQ puts. Also Joe Biden is an illegitimate president.

[Anonymous No.57453955]

First for bearish doom annihilation

[Anonymous No.57453957]

TSLA looks poised to dump at open

Position yourselves accordingly

[Anonymous No.57453966]

>>57453929
>he baked

[Anonymous No.57453969]

>>57453945

[Anonymous No.57453971]

First for buy UPRO calls at open.

[Anonymous No.57453980]

>It's another big Asian power comes close to matching the US economy and then suddenly faces a bunch of issues that make it stagnate
Let me fucking guess, sometime around 2050 - 2060 India's going to have like 80% of US GDP and then a series of underlying issues that built up during its breakneck growth period are going to rise up and choke its whole economy, with people in denial about it and saying it's just a temporary setback for like 5 - 10 years before it becomes apparent that they're entering stagnation. Same shit with the USSR (yeah I know most of their population lived in Europe but still) in the 80s, same shit with Japan in the 90s, same shit with China right now. I fucking give up, you Americans won.

[Anonymous No.57453984]

>>57453971
Thinking UPRO shares and soxl calls

[Anonymous No.57453985]

>>57453966
What a fucking loser!

[Anonymous No.57453988]

>>57453980
This exact same back and forth between the East and West has been going on since ancient times. It's not some conspiracy it's genetic.

[Anonymous No.57453989]

Has WW3 started yet? I just woke up.

[Anonymous No.57453995]

>>57453945
Still down 46% too. FUCK YOU DELETE THIS U BITCH

[Anonymous No.57453996]

>SCMI
whats the future on this one? any potential it keeps climbing? only 27 billion mcap.

[Anonymous No.57453997]

>>57453989
No, I expect it to start in approximately ten business days

[Anonymous No.57454001]

>>57453995
>down 46%
screencaps please I need a good laff

[Anonymous No.57454000]

>SOXL futures

[Anonymous No.57454004]

>>57453989
If WW3 starts it will be between Pakistan and Israel. We're not going to seriously be involved.

[Anonymous No.57454010]

Tech will miss earnings.

[Anonymous No.57454013]

>>57454010
Yes but it will still go up

[Anonymous No.57454015]

>US FHFA House Price Index (M/M) Nov: 0.3% (est 0.3%; prev 0.3%)

>Bloomberg Markets

>@markets
>Home-price growth in the US decelerated in November as high mortgage rates weighed on potential buyers

[Anonymous No.57454020]

>Society rewards me more for daytrading in sweatpants from my home than getting involved with running a successful business that contributes to societal needs.

We truly are living in a behavioural sink.

[Anonymous No.57454027]

>>57454013
No, no it will not. You're dumb money chasing a blowoff top.

[Anonymous No.57454029]

>>57454020
There are many days where my index funds made me more money than my actual job.

[Anonymous No.57454036]

>>57454020
There is a strong economic mandate to destroy production at nearly every level.

[Anonymous No.57454037]

>>57454027
Tech always go up

[Anonymous No.57454039]

>>57454029
>investing in index funds
ngmi anon

[Anonymous No.57454049]

>>57454039
>make a comfy 8-10% a year
>this means I wont make it

Ok anon whatever you say.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57454050]

I think I know how we can achieve peace in the middle east. If I just buy some oil, they'll settle their differences and learn to coexist.

[Anonymous No.57454051]

>>57454037
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dot-com_bubble

[Anonymous No.57454053]

>>57453989
nah not gonna happen. Biden already said hes not looking for conflict with iran. so hes basically already setting the bar pretty low.

[Anonymous No.57454055]

this divergence on IRBT looks kinda juicy

[Anonymous No.57454058]

>>57454001
No it's too embarrassing funny enough most from going balls deep in Microsoft at 300 and selling at 270 hoping to buy back and literally just watching it sit at 216 and not buying. Was holding out for 3200 on spy and literally just did nothing but watch the entire recovery

[Anonymous No.57454060]

i'm down 75%

[Anonymous No.57454063]

What the fuck mumus are delusional
They're now pricing in fed cutting rates to -0.7% by February

https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/interest-rates/cme-fedwatch-tool.html?redirect=/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

[Anonymous No.57454065]

>>57454029
Same but for me its flipping options off technical corrections.

>>57454036
I'm here for it.
The slow creeping descent into disorder and anarchism and then... nothing.
At least I'll be comfy and warm and happy the whole way.

[Anonymous No.57454068]

>>57454058
>balls deep in Microsoft at 300 and selling at 270
finally someone listens to my advice >>57453938

keep it up

[Anonymous No.57454071]

>>57454051
That was not real tech

[Anonymous No.57454072]

>>57454050
Let me buy my puts first

[Anonymous No.57454073]

OIL IS BACK LAST MINUTE TO FUCK UP POWELL'S SPEECH

[Anonymous No.57454074]

How we looking, AMD bros?

[Anonymous No.57454080]

This better be good.

[Anonymous No.57454081]

>>57454053
>biden said
lol, lmao

[Anonymous No.57454082]

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

[Anonymous No.57454083]

>>57453945
Could always be worse, you just know there's at least one retard out there that bought GME at 200+ and is still holding.

[Anonymous No.57454090]

CHINA NO

[Anonymous No.57454089]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!?

[Anonymous No.57454091]

an analyst downgraded amd on the day of earnings, usually a sign they want to buy cheaper shares before it spikes

[Anonymous No.57454094]

>>57454089
Sorry, I bought.

[Anonymous No.57454098]

Prediction : green day.

[Anonymous No.57454100]

>>57454065
Anarchism would be nice but poverty doesn't imply anarchism.

[Anonymous No.57454102]

>>57454083

kek that's me

[Anonymous No.57454103]

>>57454082

[Anonymous No.57454106]

>>57454082
>opens
>GOOG dumps
fugg

[Anonymous No.57454110]

>>57454083
Once what I bought goes under 300$, there is no point in selling. I’ll just wait till it goes up again

[Anonymous No.57454116]

>>57454082
Based

[Anonymous No.57454120]

That's definitely a rocky start to the day.

[Anonymous No.57454126]

>>57454106
0.28%

[Anonymous No.57454129]

who makes more ai, microsoft or google

[Anonymous No.57454137]

>>57454129
MSFT, but GOOG lies about it more

[Anonymous No.57454138]

>>57454129
Microshit

[Anonymous No.57454141]

>>57454082

[Anonymous No.57454146]

>>57454129
MSFT

[Anonymous No.57454147]

>>57454082
unbased

[Anonymous No.57454150]

>>57454020
by investing you're still directly contributing to economy and productivity

[Anonymous No.57454152]

it is my destiny to suffer

[Anonymous No.57454151]

>>57453929
>he isn't slurping the china dip

[Anonymous No.57454154]

it’s funny to see it teeter 1000 up or down

[Anonymous No.57454158]

>>57453989
Its about to

[Anonymous No.57454163]

>>57453929
reminder that supermicro outperformed nvidia over the past year

[Anonymous No.57454165]

>>57454010
>Tech will miss earnings.
Earnings are an antiquated and bigoted method to value companies. Price-to-AI Exposure (P/AIE) plus ESG ratings are the modern standard

[Anonymous No.57454176]

TQQQ calls right now?

[Anonymous No.57454178]

How can NVDA be up EVERY. FUCKING. DAY

[Anonymous No.57454180]

>>57453995
that's still not as bad as the idiot that went long UVXY and never let go
-85%

[Anonymous No.57454182]

Im 100% red. All 25 of my stocks are RED

[Anonymous No.57454189]

>>57453945
>>57454083
did both of these things
now i just put my money into 66% VTI and 33% VXUS, with the odd $100-$500 bets on stupid shit..

[Anonymous No.57454194]

>>57454082
Stonks

[Anonymous No.57454202]

>>57454182
how do you own 25 stocks and not a single one of them nvda...

[Anonymous No.57454207]

>>57454178
It cant. Short it.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57454208]

>>57454178
through advances in artificial intelligence NVDA has solved the problem with stocks where sometimes they have red days

[Anonymous No.57454209]

>>57454081
>biden said
>lol, lmao
what? he said no boots on the ground in ukraine and that was true. he lowers the bar pretty quickly because he knows theres nothing he can do. he wont do anything to iran and there wont be a WW3.

[Anonymous No.57454210]

crab bros we did it

[Anonymous No.57454211]

>>57454189
Should I go 80% VOO or SSO for the next year? Adding weekly

[Anonymous No.57454212]

thanks for the $600, my UPS puts printed today

[Anonymous No.57454214]

>>57454129
accenture, a climate leader

[Anonymous No.57454220]

>>57454178
Giga AI bubble
I still don't know what the company is actually doing with AI that is so revolutionary and profitable. At this point NVDA is mostly propping up this facade of a market

[Anonymous No.57454230]

>>57454212
>Update
kek, it dropped on "beats" which were set extremely low as yoy they were significantly worse. Now who are those fake estimates for?

[Anonymous No.57454235]

>>57454178
EVERYBODY IS BUYING THEIR SHITTY GRAPHICSCARDS TO IMPLEMENT BETTER CHATBOTS

[Anonymous No.57454241]

>>57454209
>he said
roflmao

>he wont do anything
you got that right at least

[Anonymous No.57454244]

>>57454103
>>57454106
>>57454116
>>57454141
>>57454194

[Anonymous No.57454253]

>>57454230
they dropped because their future expected earnings were bad even though they "beat" earnings
theyre lowering the bar for themselves next quarter, markets are wise to this

[Anonymous No.57454260]

>>57453945
Please do not put that image on my mind

[Anonymous No.57454262]

>>57454244
congrats on getting it in at exactly 9:30:00

[Anonymous No.57454264]

>>57454220
Primitive white human, ai is for poc.

[Anonymous No.57454285]

I just put $30k in index funds today, did I fuck up? Should I sell? I keep reading that Evergrande may cause another 2008

[Anonymous No.57454289]

>>57454285
Which index fund
Do not lie

[Anonymous No.57454294]

Wake up corporate weapons, let's go make money for someone else's family! The Shareholders need us!

[Anonymous No.57454296]

when will be next economic crisis?

[Anonymous No.57454298]

>>57454178
stop trying to time the market

[Anonymous No.57454305]

>>57454289
VTI and VXUS, 66/33 split

[Anonymous No.57454307]

>>57454296
you're currently experiencing one, the stock market just doesn't reflect the state of the economy.

[Anonymous No.57454309]

Hey, MUMU! Everybody's here. There's BOBO. HEDGIE. Good to see you, JANNY.

You got everything you need? The chef cooked for you special, the dancers will kick your tongue out and your credit is good. Draw chips for everyone int he room so they can play on the house.

[Anonymous No.57454320]

>>57454296
We've got a good few weeks left.

[Anonymous No.57454323]

>>57454305
>not just dumping the entire thing into VOO

[Anonymous No.57454328]

>>57454296
not going to be one for another 10 years.
>>57454307
what crisis dude? only thing im annoyed at is high food prices.

[Anonymous No.57454335]

>>57454323
>he didn't DCA into VOO over the course of 3 minutes

[Anonymous No.57454343]

>JOLTs
>Consoomer Confidence

[Anonymous No.57454359]

WTF WTF WTF
AAAAH
WHY IS IT RED

[Anonymous No.57454368]

So what option plays are we doing for earnings and JPOW this week?

[Anonymous No.57454374]

NO CUTS

[Anonymous No.57454381]

>>57454328
high food prices
high energy prices
high real wage losses
mooning insurance costs
uncontrolled migration in both EU and US
multiple conflicts erupting within a shot period of time
exploding crime rates in major cities everywhere
middle class priced out of owning a house
failing small businesses even with low rates (historically speaking)
falling birthrates of the white population
jobs numbers only kept up by part time jobs

[Anonymous No.57454383]

everything is going to crash in the next 48h

[Anonymous No.57454385]

>>57454305
That's based and fuck and you're fine.

[Anonymous No.57454391]

Today's our day bobros, I can feel it.

[Anonymous No.57454392]

Went long on SMCI

[Anonymous No.57454393]

Nintendo announcing a new theme park and the inevitable switch 2 on the horizon. How high can the ATH go

[Anonymous No.57454394]

how do I set stop losses in interactive brokers? i want to sell my shit if the price goes below 20% of the current value

[Anonymous No.57454395]

>>57454296
It's already started, except it's only affecting the poors.

[Anonymous No.57454398]

>>57454394
Ah yes, I see you saw my post here >>57453938

[Anonymous No.57454400]

>>57454309
howareya moe

[Anonymous No.57454404]

Big Mike is going to fuck us into the recession.

[Anonymous No.57454417]

>>57454305
what happened to the other 1%

[Anonymous No.57454418]

>>57454392
Is the lobster incident real?

[Anonymous No.57454420]

>>57454404
It's gonna hurt

[Anonymous No.57454423]

XOM barons how we feeling

[Anonymous No.57454426]

>>57454165
kekd

[Anonymous No.57454429]

>>57454383
My UPRO calls will be ITM by then.

[Anonymous No.57454434]

>>57454394
>selling
are you retarded?
when stocks go up you buy them
when stocks go down you buy them more

[Anonymous No.57454442]

>>57454381
>high energy prices
energy is down now.
>insurance
Literally only cali and florida.
>migration
yes but thats not part of the economy. thats demographic destruction. also now that abbott is busing them to dems i dont care about the costs. let the dems go bankrupt.
rest of these arent really a crisis but persistent since 2016.

[Anonymous No.57454441]

uranium

[Anonymous No.57454443]

>>57454423
Bad, It needs to dump I want cheapies...

[Anonymous No.57454445]

Just dropped $4k into my ROTH IRA. What should I buy that'll make me rich in 20 years?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57454446]

Who's ready to watch Iran get bombed tonight?

[Anonymous No.57454448]

>>57454400
You goddamn JANNYS you really make me laugh. I do you a favor and take BOBO in when you're having a bad time, and now you're gonna try and push me out!

[Anonymous No.57454452]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY DID I BUY SNDL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.57454454]

>>57454394
you're buying the wrong things

[Anonymous No.57454458]

>>57454448
Based Mo Green

[Anonymous No.57454459]

>>57454446
If a war starts over there Israel will be flattened.

[Anonymous No.57454460]

When this shit collapses, the government agencies that convinced retail to FOMO their life savings into the top of the market to protect Biden's approval rating deserve no mercy.

[Anonymous No.57454463]

>>57454423
I'm thinking of slowly entering oil royalty a bit later this year

[Anonymous No.57454466]

How do I invest in qt3.14 spooders?

[Anonymous No.57454472]

>>57454391
Bad jolt and Biden posturing war mobilization. Youll get nothing and like it

[Anonymous No.57454482]

>>57454460
Based Doomer conspiracy

[Anonymous No.57454488]

big earnings tonight:
>MSFT
>GOOG
>AMD
>SBUX
personally for me I think
>MSFT pump
>GOOG pump
>AMD dump
>SBUX dump

[Anonymous No.57454491]

>>57454443
same

[Anonymous No.57454495]

>>57454068
based

[Anonymous No.57454502]

>>57454398
>>57454434
>>57454454
i dont want to get heemed by 2008 or covid-like meteoric drops. why is what i said stupid? im not saying that i should automatically sell on an individual volatile stock, i want to put the stop losses on index funds.

is there really something wrong with putting a stop 20 or 25% stop loss on broad market index funds?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57454503]

>>57454459
nah, Iran is going to get bombed like a bitch tonight, and President Biden is going to deliver the victory speech that changes his image from frail old man to Re-electable War Time Hero.

[Anonymous No.57454504]

>>57454488
oh nononoo amd bros please don't tell me you bought the 1400 P/E stock

[Anonymous No.57454505]

im nervous about earnings coming up.

should i sell before earnings or just hold ?

[Anonymous No.57454508]

>>57454488
forgot to mention tomorrow morning:
>MA (Mastercard)
>BA (Boeing)
>NVO (Ozempic manufacturer)

[Anonymous No.57454514]

>Net sales of $3.66 billion versus $2.12 billion in the first quarter of fiscal year 2024 and $1.80 billion in the same quarter of last year.
>Gross margin of 15.4% versus 16.7% in the first quarter of fiscal year 2024 and 18.7% in the same quarter of last year.
Wtf SuperMicrocomputer? I thought AI is a MARGINMONSTER. How is their revenue double, margin lower AND stock 5x?

[Anonymous No.57454519]

is this true?

[Anonymous No.57454521]

Well gang I'm calling it a day for today.
Traded a few things this morning but made out with +3056.45 profit after 8 buys and sells.

Time to clean my apartment and spend the rest of they day doing personal stuff.

Have a nice day everyone and good luck.

[Anonymous No.57454520]

>>57454505
which earnings

[Anonymous No.57454527]

>>57454503
>President Biden is going to deliver the victory speech that changes his image from frail old man to Re-electable War Time Hero
DONALD DUCK

[Anonymous No.57454534]

>>57454502
what if 20% is the bottom and it goes back up?
just DCA and forget about stop losses entirely

[Anonymous No.57454539]

>>57454521
>+3056.45 profit after 8 buys and sells.
thats a solid haul, enjoy the cheese balls fren

[Anonymous No.57454548]

>>57454503
Maybe he'll give the command to bomb Israel. You know, sometimes he mispeaks. That would be desastrous.

[Anonymous No.57454549]

>>57454502
if you put a 25% stop loss that's how much the market will drop and then rally with you sitting in cash. that's how the VM is programmed.

[Anonymous No.57454563]

>>57454521
Nice gains anon

[Anonymous No.57454574]

>>57454539
thank you fren, have a nice day!

[Anonymous No.57454577]

>>57454503
>I have satellite confirmation that Corn Pops is in Tehran

[Anonymous No.57454587]

>>57454502
>i dont want to get heemed by 2008 or covid-like meteoric drops. why is what i said stupid?
I just held through those and did fine. You're not /weakmind/ are you?

[Anonymous No.57454588]

is a higher expected JOLTs figure bullish or bearish? One one hand those are available jobs created by our prospering economy, on the other hand nobody wants those jobs and would rather get neet bux

[Anonymous No.57454593]

>>57454563
thank you fren!

[Anonymous No.57454605]

I just bought a bunch of weed stocks. Am I gonna make it?

[Anonymous No.57454614]

>>57454577
That Corn Pop, he’s a bad dude

[Anonymous No.57454617]

BIDENOMICS IN ACTION

[Anonymous No.57454625]

>>57454605
yes

[Anonymous No.57454660]

>>57454445
BABA calls expiring in 2026

[Anonymous No.57454662]

>>57454020
Sadly I finally figured this out myself as well with side income. I can fill my home up with items to flip or materials to craft with, or I can download Webull and hit buttons.

[Anonymous No.57454672]

>>57454587
i guess. the greed of being able to get lucky selling with a drop and buying back when its lower is getting to me. also the fear of losing 20-30+% of my investment and then AI and real estate totally flop and we're 1980's japan for the next decade.

[Anonymous No.57454680]

If spy doesn’t hit 500 this week it literally never will. This is it. This is the big one

[Anonymous No.57454681]

>>57454660
>BABA calls expiring in 2026
B A S E D
A
S
E
D

[Anonymous No.57454685]

am i winning (only made 900 today)

[Anonymous No.57454692]

MARA?

[Anonymous No.57454696]

>>57454672
There is no risk as I can always just kill myself

[Anonymous No.57454706]

>>57454617
Ay caramba

[Anonymous No.57454710]

>>57454685
Depends on how old you are. 38k meh

[Anonymous No.57454715]

>>57454692
ROONEY!

[Anonymous No.57454723]

imagine shorting TSLA at $180 lmao

[Anonymous No.57454724]

what's the deal with semiconductors
they didn't drop september

[Anonymous No.57454735]

Why is apple going down?

[Anonymous No.57454734]

>>57454685
yes you gambled well

[Anonymous No.57454738]

Why are bears like this? Why are they so filled with hate? Just let us have fun man

[Anonymous No.57454747]

>mfw i didnt slurp the tsla dip

[Anonymous No.57454749]

>>57454735
Because they didn’t sell any iPhones and the headset is fucking dumb. Peak apple and it’s gonna tank spy with their earnings on friday

[Anonymous No.57454752]

>>57454738

[Anonymous No.57454753]

>>57454747
this is still the dip, my friend. even a dead cat bounce could go back to $230.

[Anonymous No.57454775]

>>57454735
They fired all their competent people, fucked their users over, and produced absolutely terrible marketing. They have more debt than assets and little expected future growth.
Why the hell would they go up?

[Anonymous No.57454778]

>>57454753
245

[Anonymous No.57454790]

>>57454747
I did. Man it feels good.

[Anonymous No.57454800]

>>57454617
this is the last slurp before fedman pumps us to the moon

[Anonymous No.57454802]

>>57454738
I'm just following my role models.

[Anonymous No.57454824]

>>57454738
They are butthurt because they lost all their money

[Anonymous No.57454833]

AMD makes no profits

[Anonymous No.57454841]

>>57454753
I can't wait for 230. I'm stuck with tesla until a major bounce. I wish it turned out to be worth holding long term.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57454851]

So now that AAPL and TSLA have been delisted what do we call it now?? The Fabulous Five?

[Anonymous No.57454852]

>>57454802
Holy fuck an Indian woman? It’s so ogre

[Anonymous No.57454867]

>>57454802
wait someone is threatening my claim that im the best black female trader?

[Anonymous No.57454870]

Someone sold me a BITO jan 30 strike 25' call for 1.24 shit is cash I got 8 now and WAGMI lads.

[Anonymous No.57454873]

>>57454802
If I had an extra $5k I'd write 10% OTM puts on that.

[Anonymous No.57454880]

>>57453996
Good earnings, AI and there's "super" on the company name. $5000 EOY

[Anonymous No.57454895]

Dammit AMD. Just get to 181 or something so I can bail

[Anonymous No.57454903]

just closed my puts for $70 profit. did i just heem myself?

[Anonymous No.57454905]

>>57454851
add AMD and call it MMANGA

[Anonymous No.57454906]

>>57454747
It could have gone down more but people realized its still the #1, BYD can sell unlimited mode cheap shitboxes to more Chins then the Chinese Phonebook and they still suck and basically Winnie the Pooh can suck my dick.
We gonna get Neuralinks so we can surf the web in our brains and make a collective conciousness of scientists so we can figure out lightspeed travel in like 5 years tops dudes hell yes.

[Anonymous No.57454910]

>Wanted to long SoFi for earnings
>Didn't do because low T
>Wanted to long SMCI for earnings
>Didn't because low T
>Knew a SoFi pullback was going to come today, didn't short at the resistance
Anons how do I schizomaxx and grow balls?

[Anonymous No.57454918]

>>57454910
Ever noticed winners are always drinking?

[Anonymous No.57454920]

>>57454910
Been thinking I’d buy some Sofi and start selling calls

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57454928]

>>57454910
You need to get some broad to suck on your balls to activate your testosterone production.

[Anonymous No.57454929]

>>57454906
i want to get a neuralink implant so i can place trades faster with my mind

[Anonymous No.57454938]

>>57454906
>We gonna get Neuralinks so we can surf the web in our brains and make a collective conciousness of scientists so we can figure out lightspeed travel in like 5 years tops dudes hell yes.
Be honest with yourself, we're just gonna use it to shitpost even faster

[Anonymous No.57454939]

>>57454910
>schizomaxx
Neville Goddard

[Anonymous No.57454942]

>>57454918
So I should become an alcoholic and just leverage the shit out of all my positions?
Nice

>>57454928
Thanks baggot, you're the only namefag I don't hate.

[Anonymous No.57454944]

How do I get better at short-medium term options trades bros. I'm sick of missing out.

[Anonymous No.57454947]

>>57454942
Yes, then get bailed out by the gubbermint or your dad if you hit rock bottom.

[Anonymous No.57454973]

This flaccid "dump" is worthless. I need cheapies

[Anonymous No.57454977]

I am making money in this market

[Anonymous No.57454978]

Is green giant stock actually good? Why is it so low? What happened 3 months ago?

[Anonymous No.57454985]

>>57454939
Does his method work in your opinion?

>>57454944
Just inpoot a lot and eventually you'll get it like me. But grow some balls or you'll know where to open a position but won't.
Keep up with the news too.

[Anonymous No.57454991]

bobos working overtime this morning

[Anonymous No.57454996]

>>57454985
Nevermind I somehow missed the word "options". Idk then.

[Anonymous No.57454999]

>>57454978
>chink real estate

[Anonymous No.57455003]

THIS WEEK IS THE TOP
I FEEL IT IN MY BO-BONES

[Anonymous No.57455005]

>>57454991
Yeah i'm not selling. Tell them i'm, sorry(not sorry).

[Anonymous No.57455019]

some small discounts today so i bought a little extra
hurray for red days

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57455020]

>>57454996
What the fuck am I watching?

[Anonymous No.57455026]

>>57454996
I like that woman passively observing in the background like "Hmm yes big brap"

[Anonymous No.57455050]

>>57455020
A /ck/ classic

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57455055]

>>57455005
Is he retarded? He's eating the wrong part.

[Anonymous No.57455057]

>>57455003
I’m movin' different. This shit ain’t nothin' to me, man. I’m a dog. I’m bitin' the fart bubbles in the bath. We smokin' symbiote. Smokin' that Whoopi Goldberg, South Egyptian, fur burger deluxe, Mega Millions scratcher, skunk bubba kush. We smokin' dung beetle. I’m on 12 Vicodins, smokin' on Scooby-Doo dick. We smokin' Sequoia, Banshee boogers. We snortin' that good Buffalo Soldier, tamarind, Jordanian gibbies. They must have amnesia. They forgot that I’m him. That Burberry Backwoods pack hittin'. That pussy smell like a Hellcat V8. We smokin' shit in a glass pipe, blowin' the Lord’s bubbles. I’m sick in the head. I’m on them Broward county Tic-Tacs. I’m on them Georgetown geronimoes. I’m on them Nashville nibblers. I left my Margiela’s in the Benz trunk. I’ll have to stunt on them next time. I don’t give a fuck if I go blind. I don’t need to see the price tag anyway. We s- I’m high on 12 Jason Bournes, lookin' to beat the cum out of a thick, fresh oak. We smokin' filtered crack you stupid piece a shit. I’ll fuckin' kill you. Call that pussy The Matrix 'cause I’m in this bitch and I can’t get out. Last guy who ran off on the pack got choked out by some Givenchy gloves. The last thing he ever saw was the price tag on them slowly faded into darkness and I let the archangels take him. I need more Sequoia, Banshee boogers. Don’t be shy, girl. I love me some pastrami mudflaps.

[Anonymous No.57455066]

>>57454985
Yes, it works if you stay consistent, but ultimately the most convincing thing will be your own experience so try it.

[Anonymous No.57455079]

>>57455055
>he's going to tell the bun how to bunny

[Anonymous No.57455090]

>>57455079
>that thumbnail
thought it was a picture of a rabit who'd been shot through the heart and lying in a pool of its own blood

>t. 12" laptop master race

[Anonymous No.57455091]

>>57454710
24 also have 10k sitting somewhere

[Anonymous No.57455094]

>>57453945
>finally buys
>crash begins

[Anonymous No.57455097]

>>57454747
You'll get another chance tomorrow when it's back down near 180 again.

[Anonymous No.57455100]

Everything would've fell right into place, but he forgot about one thing: that l would--about me convincing BOBO not to be a chump, talking him out of being--out of chumpatizing himself.

[Anonymous No.57455115]

>>57455090
>shot through the heart
and you're too late!

[Anonymous No.57455122]

I will break 300k today when earnings come in.

[Anonymous No.57455128]

Soγbean Oil bros we're back!

[Anonymous No.57455132]

>>57455122
the market is closed when the earnings come in, thoughever

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57455133]

>>57455079
oh so he's just being retarded on purpose for attention, now i understand

[Anonymous No.57455134]

Shoutout to the anon that said to short AAPL. Up 40% today.

[Anonymous No.57455138]

>>57455066
I see, thanks anon.

>>57455020
An enthusiast discovering far eastern braps

[Anonymous No.57455144]

tough trading again today. contracts are expensive, trading range is tight. proceed with caution fellow goyims

[Anonymous No.57455148]

>>57455132
Of course, I mean by market open tomorrow. Or maybe even today if there's a minirun up to close.

[Anonymous No.57455156]

>>57455132
>(EXT)
Thats the route i go when buying and selling afterhours. I'm on tos tho not fidelity, i'm sure they have extended hours though.

[Anonymous No.57455173]

mumu in the corridor singing the blues, a perfect trade goes down... bobo's on the move

[Anonymous No.57455176]

>>57455144
I bought calls.
Things get better with time.

[Anonymous No.57455184]

>>57454443
We may get cheaper on Friday
>>57454463
I guess better late then never

[Anonymous No.57455195]

>NEXI

[Anonymous No.57455197]

>>57455144
only reason i'm green so far is that i didn't fuck around and sold SMCI off the open, as the rest of my portfolio tanked afterwards

[Anonymous No.57455217]

>>57454189
>VTI
based
>>57454211
>VOO
Also based

[Anonymous No.57455220]

>>57455197
Why not hold smci?

[Anonymous No.57455232]

>sell and lock in profits three weeks ago
>market continued to pump in a straight line up and now I'm priced out sitting in cash

[Anonymous No.57455240]

>>57455232
We're not even into February yet. You'll have plenty of time to buy back in.

[Anonymous No.57455243]

>>57455020
Ghengis Khans favorite meal, allegedly. Its game meat cooked in its own stomach. The stomach is washed and filled with herbs and the meat, then hot rocks from a fire are added quickly and the stomach is closed. The meat is steamed and stewed in its own juices. It was basically just an easy way to cook without modern cookware.

[Anonymous No.57455259]

i'm thinking a 70:30 allocation of my day trading funds into microsoft and SOXS for a gap up tomorrow
>>57455220
i bought in yesterday as a swing trade, had to honor my process and get out of the way as soon as the first couple of candles after open went red
i also think stuff like small caps and regional banks are gonna be better buys tomorrow as long as fedman doesn't betray us - at the very least i don't wanna commit too much capital to longs before we hear what he has to say

[Anonymous No.57455266]

Watching the green candle on the 15 minute chart while listening to this https://open.spotify.com/track/3srzLd3f26WDDaXeU8UTjm?si=5fe4b1b3ff224c43

[Anonymous No.57455268]

AMDsissies, what are we thinking about price action post-earnings?

[Anonymous No.57455269]

>>57455122
my account is bigger

[Anonymous No.57455274]

>>57455269
could almost retire on that

[Anonymous No.57455277]

>>57455268
1.8% down it looks like.

[Anonymous No.57455279]

>>57455220
im considering whether i should be adding scmi for long term here. AI isnt slowing down anytime soon and the real boom is only coming still.

[Anonymous No.57455283]

>>57455269
How much do millionares/billionares even store in one account?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57455292]

>>57455243
man i hate tripe

[Anonymous No.57455295]

>>57455176
i bought puts, sold them for peanuts
then i bought calls, sold them for peanuts
i dont want to get heemed this week.

[Anonymous No.57455296]

>>57455283
$250k unless you're one of the niggers running a green startup.

[Anonymous No.57455302]

>>57455269
congratulations, but I didn't have to edit it

[Anonymous No.57455311]

What happened bobo, was really rooting for you guys today.

[Anonymous No.57455319]

>>57455296
Would be closer to $500k for SIPC insurance

[Anonymous No.57455320]

Pfizer going to zero

[Anonymous No.57455321]

>>57455311
there's still a potential stock market kill screen coming up anon, if you wanna watch

[Anonymous No.57455327]

>Barclays Adjusts Price Target on Super Micro Computer to $691 From $396

[Anonymous No.57455340]

>>57455320
Time to let new players in, they had their shot

[Anonymous No.57455349]

>>57455321
I'm happy you adopted this one anon.

[Anonymous No.57455350]

>>57455302
you got me anon!

[Anonymous No.57455357]

>>57455319
Wow I didn't realize the FDIC had competition. That's crazy.

[Anonymous No.57455363]

>>57455283
no limit really. dont really need insurance if you can just dump your money into BIL or other money market ETF

[Anonymous No.57455366]

>>57455292
Its literally just poop flavored rubber. You can thank the french for its popularity.

[Anonymous No.57455370]

>>57455357
Oh wait no it's a totally different thing nvm.

[Anonymous No.57455374]

New ath

[Anonymous No.57455376]

I’d bet apple tanks but at this point everyone’s betting apple tanks so mull it over and hedge with some cheap calls

[Anonymous No.57455377]

soup or chicken cutlets for lunch today? or both?

[Anonymous No.57455380]

>>57455327
Lmao
I would like Barclays to be bullish on some of their domestic tripe though

[Anonymous No.57455383]

>>57455327
Legitimate revision or just a way for institutions to tank it and buy more?
I can never tell with these fuckers

[Anonymous No.57455385]

bobo got HOOKED

[Anonymous No.57455393]

THIS ONE...IS FOR MY FRIENDS
*buys AMD*
THIS ONE...IS FOR MY FAMILY
*buys DIS*
AND THIS ONE
THIS ONE
IS FOR AMERICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*buys UPS*

[Anonymous No.57455411]

>>57455377
I had some tortilla soup last night and it hit the spot

[Anonymous No.57455412]

>>57455296
>>57455319
>>57455283
some of them quite a bit. i think there was someone once who used an atm after some microsoft exec in seattle and it had like 250 million in it. they dont want to have to sell stock every time they want a boat or something.

[Anonymous No.57455414]

>>57455340

[Anonymous No.57455421]

>>57455279
It doesn't look like it'll shit the bed any time soon
>>57455259
>regional banks
Could be a solid option, but what kind of a time frame would you hold that for?

[Anonymous No.57455424]

>>57455374
499 is the next ath. If value is what we are seeking it’s value won’t exceed last ath until 499.75. Otherwise we’re just Reddit niggers chomping out over numbers.

[Anonymous No.57455430]

I got a small bowl of chili and a cheddar and bacon baked potato from Wendy’s the other day it was only about 1.25 more expensive than a quarter pounder from McDonald’s. That’s crazy yo

[Anonymous No.57455432]

>all 48 analysts for NVDA say buy or outperform
So is the top in yet? At what point do people realise throwing more graphics cards at AI won't make it much smarter?

[Anonymous No.57455435]

Wait why the fuck are there 29 days in February? Is this a psyop?

[Anonymous No.57455437]

>>57455424
My derivatives care not for your "value" brainlet.

[Anonymous No.57455438]

>>57455374

[Anonymous No.57455439]

>We are less than 2% away from S&P 5000

[Anonymous No.57455440]

>>57455435
yes

[Anonymous No.57455448]

>>57455421
>It doesn't look like it'll shit the bed any time soon
wondering if i should take some of my nvidia position for it since its a smaller mcap.

[Anonymous No.57455453]

>>57455439
If it doesn’t happen this week, it never will

[Anonymous No.57455454]

now we flip a coin on whether we break out this week or crab here before the inevitable red nigger month February.

[Anonymous No.57455464]

>>57455435
Extra day for black history month

[Anonymous No.57455471]

Too many people betting. I think we crab and fuck over all the gamblers trying to escape poverty. Can't let the wagies have too much freedom.

[FRESH No.57455474]

>>57455468
>>57455468
>>57455468

[Anonymous No.57455476]

>>57455439
>>57455453
>Mag 7 theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1Zg4BYbG8g

[Anonymous No.57455480]

>>57455421
>Could be a solid option, but what kind of a time frame would you hold that for?
no longer than march i guess, i'd look for a chance to sell into the strength from the rate cut boost, but there's also some risk involved what with the free money from the fed possibly coming to an end around that time, so at the very least i would expect a slowdown and rotation of capital searching for greener pastures around that time and i wouldn't wanna stay around holding bags to find out

[Anonymous No.57455482]

>>57455439
If it breaks 5000 it will run to 5200 just on excitement from breaking the 5k milestone

[Anonymous No.57455483]

>>57455435
>He doesn’t know about Leap Day Williams

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57455487]

>>57455435
There's always an extra day in february during the presidential election year so they can fit in more time to campaign.

[Anonymous No.57455649]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[Anonymous No.57455674]

>>57455649
MMMMMMMMDDDDDDDD

[Anonymous No.57455982]

Short to pay for my university re-admission fees, just lost job, i don't have any way left to manage, I try my best. Can anyone bring a helping hand towards me? Any help will be appraciated.

I really want to continue my educational career. Any helps will be appreciated

[Anonymous No.57456429]

I was hoping somebody could explain PHUN to me. I bought shares at .07 and left the country. Came back to see it had hit .50 while I was away but it was at around .40. I waited a bit then sold at .36 or so. This stock has been yoyoing around high .20s/low .30s and the feed on Webull is a mess. A bunch of people saying the stock is tied to Trump and they’re convinced its going to moon. Because Trump. Unless I am missing something here I see no actual reason for this stock to go up nor do I see a clear tie to Trump’s influence affecting the value. I’m still confused about it hitting .50. Lots of blather about HOLD HOLD HOLD and paranoia about Trump haters shorting it, and how they all must fight to hold and pump the stock up. It makes no sense to me. Am I missing something here?