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Why do middle aged balding white dudes always give the weakest handshakes imaginable during interviews and meetings?

>> No.57448026
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>>57448011
>white
>w
You are not black. You are a jew.

>> No.57448034

my dad always taught me a handshake was a squeeze off. the goal is to squeeze their hand harder than they squeeze yours to assert dominance. so i squeeze the fuck out that hand

>> No.57448041

>>57448026
>crying over capitalization
You Are A Fucking Faggot

>> No.57448055
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>>57448011
OP is the black guy who blacked that rich girl with 3 seven figure businesses or something like that

>> No.57448058

>>57448011
they just dont want to squeeze the aids juice out of your hand

>> No.57448075

>>57448034
One time I was with a group of guys, and there was this one tiny Asian chick. I was introducing myself to the guys and did the extremely hard firm handshake with each of them to assert my dominance. Then I Introduced myself to the tiny Asian girl, she reached out to shake my hand and without thinking I shook and squeezed her hand as hard has I did to the guys and she scream and jerked her arm back fell to the ground and started crying.

It was pretty funny desu

>> No.57448138

>>57448075
kek women

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>>57448011
>>57448041
>>57448138

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>>57448011
>>57448041
>>57448138
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>>57448011
>>57448041
>>57448138
>>57448147
>>57448162

>> No.57448272

>>57448075
>and did the extremely hard firm handshake with each of them to assert my dominance.
it just makes you seem insecure to a non pleb that is on the other side of the hand shake. maybe you can impress some sub 80 iq retards tho.

>> No.57448300

>>57448011
cause i dont wanna touch you

>> No.57448384

>>57448055

He doesn't look black, he looks middle eastern. She also has a slav name so she isn't white anyway. Russians now have a lot of muslims in their country. I think its nearly 10 percent.

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>>57448184
>>57448162
>>57448147
(Yu)

>> No.57449161

>>57448011
Because they ain't fucking stupid and read the room, if your applying you are in the subservient position, ultra mega gripping the new potential bosses hand is not a good idea. Keepin it real doesn't work in the office.

>> No.57449216

>>57448011
at my company, post covid, we're not even allowed to give handshakes anymore.