/smg/ - Stock Market General

[/smg/ - Stock Market General No.57444559]

Weekend At Jerome's Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previous: >>57442031

[Anonymous No.57444570]

gas baggies kek

[Anonymous No.57444577]

i just bought one share of SCHD

[Anonymous No.57444594]

There is no way this tech run is sustainable. I don't understand it at all. Is it really literally all just AI speculation? Getting dot com bubble vibes here, fr fr.

[Anonymous No.57444599]

>Finally wake up
>Buy UPRO calls
>Market instantly starts crashing
Ok.

[Anonymous No.57444601]

>>57444594
Short it then you pussy

[Anonymous No.57444609]

My investments are with great braps, they surely will recover.

[Anonymous No.57444610]

>>57444601
>he thinks I trade on margin
Nah, slow and steady wins the race.

[Anonymous No.57444614]

Why is society so fucked?
I'm an atheist, but I think religion and God did serve a purpose. Most people are too retarded to live in the void

[Anonymous No.57444618]

>>57444559
BEPIS BOYS HOW WE FEELING???

[Anonymous No.57444620]

fucking degenerates

[Anonymous No.57444623]

>>57444610
Shut up faggot, don't talk about things you don't have money behind

[Anonymous No.57444629]

NATGAS AND OIL
no
matter
what

[Anonymous No.57444631]

>>57444620
society is collapsing
people are realizing they have to gamble it all just to beat the daily inflation rate
expect mass suicides to follow

[Anonymous No.57444634]

>>57444623
I told you I don't understand it. Explain it to me if you're so confident, or if you even understand it yourself.

[Anonymous No.57444637]

i cant tell if this market wants to pump or dump today

[Anonymous No.57444638]

>>57444599
Don't buy options on leveraged etf's, low liquidity, wide spreads, shit delta.

[Anonymous No.57444646]

>>57444614
That is someones pregnant son.

[Anonymous No.57444648]

>YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

https://youtu.be/naoSdrzqh-M?t=222

[Anonymous No.57444656]

>>57444638
Be the change you want to see in the world. How are they ever going to get higher liquidity if NIGGERS AND JEWS keep telling people not to play them?

[Anonymous No.57444657]

>>57444614
>regular guy outside of that.....

Does he not know what regular means ?

[Anonymous No.57444659]

>>57444559
I am making money in this market

[Anonymous No.57444660]

>>57444620
based

[Anonymous No.57444662]

>>57444631
this, we are under 2 years from seeing half the world's population having either killed themselves or murdered each other over cans of cat food to feed themselves. Billions will and must die

[Anonymous No.57444663]

>>57444610
Shorting some of these tech companies is the responsible thing to do. Especially if you eg own brk.b and already have long exposure. You can always hedge with cheap OTM calls or bonds.

[Anonymous No.57444674]

S&P500 RED
Dow Jones RED
The crash has finally started, bros. -5% before the end of the day

[Anonymous No.57444676]

MARAchuds, we're back

[Anonymous No.57444675]

I can't fucking believe how gay and retarded this market is holy shit. It literally doesn't move, and if it does, it's outside of normal trading hours.

[Anonymous No.57444685]

TLT bros, will Daddy Jerome pump our bags on Weds?

[Anonymous No.57444686]

>>57444614
It turns out race, family, and religion were all important. Turchin even managed to quantify just how important they were.
Welp, as they say, "that was a learning experience." Hopefully after a few centuries of rebuilding those things we'll remember not to casually throw them away again.

[Anonymous No.57444688]

>>57444646
>pregnant son
Did the trannies finally transform?

[Anonymous No.57444689]

Tesla bros... we are so back!

[Anonymous No.57444690]

Shit market.

[Anonymous No.57444696]

>>57444689
>Tesla
>back
it's an exit pump

[Anonymous No.57444697]

Give me an earnings play. I want to gamble but everything seems so effeciently priced.

[Anonymous No.57444699]

>>57444676
>jewess qt 3.14 sara eisen
havent watched her in quite a while

[Anonymous No.57444703]

>>57444697
AMD if you like gambling.

[Anonymous No.57444706]

>>57444614
The best part is the people of God (Muslims) are going to torch this faggot society to the ground and the atheist cucks will only seethe and rope

[Anonymous No.57444707]

Oil chads ww@

[Anonymous No.57444712]

>>57444674
if the spy drops 5% i will cut my dick and balls off and post the vid

[Anonymous No.57444713]

Crab it all. Today.

[Anonymous No.57444721]

>>57444697
AAPL has sub unity ratios and likely poor sales over the winter. They might finally rug.

[Anonymous No.57444728]

>>57444707
Here...

[Anonymous No.57444729]

TSLA continuing higher. Closing above $190 today would be very nice.

[Anonymous No.57444735]

Red pill me on Amazon. Worth buying?

[Anonymous No.57444740]

>>57444713
I'm short puts on in insurance stocks.

[Anonymous No.57444741]

>>57444707
still overpriced, I'm waiting for it to go back down some more before I buy

[Anonymous No.57444743]

>>57444614
What color is his baby going to be /smg/?

[Anonymous No.57444748]

>>57444696
This, just a little short covering.

[Anonymous No.57444752]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0Bs_eaXaCo

[Anonymous No.57444753]

Good long term holds if you're buying now? I have NVDA already, up about 30%

[Anonymous No.57444760]

>>57444752

[Anonymous No.57444761]

>>57444707
Boughted a little BNO this morning, otherwise just going to hold until a better DIPPARINO to do anything substantial. Got a little DIG too.

[Anonymous No.57444776]

tough gains today, i think the market is telling me to go play some vidya after lunch and watch youtube vidyas on the donkey kong world record

[Anonymous No.57444779]

Anyone know anything about EnergyX?

[Anonymous No.57444785]

If your folio isn’t 80% weapons and defense stocks now, you’re literally a retard WW3 is kicking off Genocide Joe finna bomb Iran and start WW3.

[Anonymous No.57444792]

>>57444721
Okay I went in on AAPL puts those were the ones I was eyeing. I went with a little further dated ones so a flat earnings won't fuck me as hard.

[Anonymous No.57444795]

>>57444648
based Layne poster
love from Seattle

[Anonymous No.57444797]

>More crabbing

[Anonymous No.57444812]

>>57444776
grow up

[Anonymous No.57444821]

>>57444812
>grow up
my portfolio value right anon?

[Anonymous No.57444826]

>>57444785
I boughted DFEN

[Anonymous No.57444830]

>>57444707
Right here bros

[Anonymous No.57444832]

>>57444812
yes, he should go play sports or build something out of wood in his shed like a real grown-up human bean

[Anonymous No.57444836]

>>57444785
State is a memetic parasite, it no longer has the memejuice for large scale military conflict

[Anonymous No.57444844]

>Forget a soft landing, there may be ‘no landing,'

[Anonymous No.57444845]

>>57444776
based BM chad

[Anonymous No.57444852]

>>57444776
I've consumed so much Billy Mitchell drama too and I don't know why.

[Anonymous No.57444871]

Sold my AMD. Wanted to play it safe for tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.57444891]

>>57444760

[Anonymous No.57444892]

>gaining on a crab market because autistic NEP decides to shoot up

[Anonymous No.57444900]

Buy MSFT before earnings tomorrow. You heard it here first.

[Anonymous No.57444904]

>>57444871
The price of AMD give me fucking anxiety you made a good play.

[Anonymous No.57444917]

Give me a stock to dump 10 dollars in

[Anonymous No.57444922]

let's fucking go

[Anonymous No.57444925]

>>57444917
Tickers NI, GGE, and RS.

[Anonymous No.57444932]

>>57444832
i exercise after the market closes and i need to make money in the market so i can afford to replace my shitty shed
>>57444845
>>57444852
for me its Robert Mruczek

[Anonymous No.57444934]

>>57444900
I heard it on reddit a week ago which is how I know it will tank

[Anonymous No.57444942]

>>57444917
Buy $10 worth of gasoline and drink it over the course of a day.

[Anonymous No.57444943]

>Natural Gas
*BRRRAAAAAAAAAPPPPP*

My puts are printing and I am fully erect.

[Anonymous No.57444957]

NATGAS
OIL
GOLD
SEMIS
DEFENSE
NIGGERS
JEWS
FAGS
WOMEN

[Anonymous No.57444969]

>>57444934
enjoy being poor

[Anonymous No.57444974]

>>57444943
Is that the March $23 ones I spoke with an Anon about a couple or so days ago?

[Anonymous No.57444984]

>>57444974
Si

[Anonymous No.57444995]

>>57444984
Kick ass, BLESSED

[Anonymous No.57445011]

I'm making a little bit of money today

[Anonymous No.57445026]

>>57444917
FNMA

[Anonymous No.57445028]

>>57445011
Me too. It's nice.

[Anonymous No.57445030]

say SMCI doesn't make ai, but could they make ai in a pinch

[Anonymous No.57445049]

what do the subsidies mean for my TQQQ?

[Anonymous No.57445054]

bababooey

[Anonymous No.57445056]

>Gentlemen I present to you... The no NATGAS & OIL NIGGER.

[Anonymous No.57445064]

>>57445026
WTF, this stock is exploding. Can you tell me more about where you think it will go?

[Anonymous No.57445065]

>>57445030
thats not their business. their business is to build ai optimized datacenters / computation.

[Anonymous No.57445069]

>>57445056
He's probably having a breddy gud day!

[Anonymous No.57445082]

>>57445064
Good morning sir.

[Anonymous No.57445093]

Double down on NVDA? (y/n)

[Anonymous No.57445107]

>>57444871
I sold it exactly one year ago for the same reason and look where it went.

[Anonymous No.57445115]

[Anonymous No.57445125]

>>57445115
>SOXLCOXLSUXORS

[Anonymous No.57445168]

I'm up 567.47 USD today and I feel nothing.

[Anonymous No.57445173]

>>57445125
>not soxcels

[Anonymous No.57445180]

>>57445107
Exactly one year ago their P/E was 80. Today it's like 2,000.

[Anonymous No.57445195]

>>57445168
Im up 5 USD today, and I feel like a fucking genius.

[Anonymous No.57445210]

>>57445195
>5 USD

[Anonymous No.57445224]

>>57445125
>>57445115
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1706547239814881.webm

[Anonymous No.57445225]

>>57445064
The initial spike in August was due to a lawsuit, shareholders vs US government, that was ruled in favor of the shareholders. Essentially, the ruling implied the government stole the company from them during the 2008 housing crisis. Moving forward, Trump is looking more and more like the next presidential nominee and has very good odds of becoming the next president. Some of Trump's team has talked about how they want to privatize Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac and give them back to the shareholders, instead of being GSEs. If that does end up happening, the price is going to skyrocket.

[Anonymous No.57445230]

>>57445210
I´m a poorfag, Im still 1/30 away from my goal

[Anonymous No.57445236]

MARA bros WTFWT?!?

[Anonymous No.57445247]

>>57445230
how poor (please tell I want to feel good about myself)

[Anonymous No.57445263]

fuck intel man
retarded company

[Anonymous No.57445278]

>>57445247
about 5k invested and 5k in savings until i get a job

[Anonymous No.57445294]

https://www.reuters.com/business/embattled-china-evergrande-back-court-liquidation-hearing-2024-01-28/

[Anonymous No.57445334]

>>57445263
why the fuck do you have those shares then
>>57445278
ah I was hoping you were some seriously poor poorfag whose diet is 100% free ketchup from fast food joints

[Anonymous No.57445335]

>>57444686
>Turchin
which book do you recommend, just ordered end times after reading your post

[Anonymous No.57445340]

>>57445334
got assigned options

[Anonymous No.57445341]

I don't know what to invest in.
So I will invest in nothing.

[Anonymous No.57445352]

>>57445341
invest in a high yield savings account or just DCA into SPY

[Anonymous No.57445380]

Uh, what happened here?

[Anonymous No.57445387]

>>57445334
well, if it makes you feel good, i was an homeless for one night. but that´s because my roomate decided to get drunk alone and he had to have the only key

[Anonymous No.57445397]

>>57445380
FED bought off balance sheet to keep the market propped up.

[Anonymous No.57445406]

>>57445294
This by itself seems like a nothingburger, but it's just one of the many worrying signs.

[Anonymous No.57445408]

>>57445341
SWVXX

[Anonymous No.57445415]

>>57445168
same need to see like 20k to feel a little something

[Anonymous No.57445416]

soxl sisters we got too cocky

[Anonymous No.57445422]

Keep shorting anon, i'm sure it's working out very well.

[Anonymous No.57445426]

>>57445380
Sometimes it's NIGGERS
Sometimes it's JEWS
But either way, it's always
NIGGERS AND JEWS
son,
NIGGERS AND JEWS

[Anonymous No.57445433]

>yeah uh ah um so...
>I would like a 10 million dollar loan
>I plan on using it for a 10x leveraged short spread among big tech firms
>I uh think they are going to halve in marketcap next year

[Anonymous No.57445437]

>>57445335
I really liked his "Historical Dynamics." I think that's a very good summary of his ideas.

[Anonymous No.57445444]

>>57445416
Should have been USD brothers instead.

[Anonymous No.57445456]

>>57445426
niggers
jews
niggers jews
nigs nigs niggers niggers
niggers jews
big jewish bitches and fucking niggers
cmon jerome lets cut the interest rates
when i see
niggers
jews
niggers jews
nigs nigs niggers niggers
niggers jews

[Anonymous No.57445460]

>>57445433
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
C H E C K E D
H
E
C
K
E
D

[Anonymous No.57445488]

Stocks are going up

[Anonymous No.57445492]

I wish I was normal.

[Anonymous No.57445507]

>>57445492
you have a tail and cat ears

[Anonymous No.57445512]

>>57445492
were*

[Anonymous No.57445527]

>>57445492
As someone who can fit into normalspace, no you don't. Shit is tiresome.

[Anonymous No.57445528]

Can someone explain how miners can pump on a halving? doesn't this shit cut their cashflow in halfs?
Im considering YOLOing on MARA to get a leveraged position on BTC because I have options trading and I want to own something that I can baghold and hope for another chance if it goes wrong, but who is this to say some of these don't end up un bankruptcy?

[Anonymous No.57445532]

tell me what to do with my 20K /smg/ goshujin-sama!

[Anonymous No.57445542]

>>57445532
SWVXX

[Anonymous No.57445550]

Why is the credit spread on Exon bonds going up?

[Anonymous No.57445562]

>>57445550
Ask the BING AI.

[Anonymous No.57445570]

>>57445528
1. markers are forwarding looking
2. halvings cut the supply in half but BTC's price goes up far more than 100%

[Anonymous No.57445584]

soon, it begins

[Anonymous No.57445593]

>>57445532
Soxl

[Anonymous No.57445601]

>>57444917
CAPT

[Anonymous No.57445608]

>>57445584
my sofi already pumping and beat earnings. now time for my alphabet and msft tomorrow. then amzn and meta on thursday.

1 of 5 right now.

[Anonymous No.57445609]

>>57445601
Yeah if you don't care about debt/asset ratios and want a smallcap that's likely to pop up that's a great one.

[Anonymous No.57445630]

>>57445437
thanks!

[Anonymous No.57445634]

>>57445263
bro it's just a little dip

[Anonymous No.57445637]

>>57445492
Progression on my mental state over the years
>I am normal
>Upon further analysis i am not
>This is fine
>This is not fine
>I wish i were normal
>I wish i were dead
>I wish everybody else was dead
>I wish i had been born as a different species

[Anonymous No.57445645]

>>57445584
tractor supply bros... how are we feeling?

[Anonymous No.57445654]

>>57445433
It literally was this easy in 2011. I took out 100k loan and bough 2 food trucks

Held unto them till 2015 and made a comfy 200k a year doing nothing while wagies collected my money. Sold em both for another 400k as they were establish among drunk college kids already

Never flipped a burger. Never did anything

[Anonymous No.57445655]

>>57445584
asking again
HPE just announced they are acquiring juniper at $40/share. i dont understand how stock market worky. right now the price of juniper is $37-something. if someone buys juniper shares do they get their shares bought out by HPE at $40/share when the acquisition happens? if so will the price of juniper creep up to $40 as the acquisition nears completion or what?

say juniper dumps like crazy because of bad performance (which we get tomorrow), should someone stock up because you are guaranteed $40 in the end or am i totally wrongo.

[Anonymous No.57445663]

>>57445654
nobody asked

[Anonymous No.57445672]

>>57445584
with the pace in which consumer debt has been increasing during the last quarter of '23,
as well as how everything has reacted to
>muh fed pivot
>printer gon runneth
>powell be cutteth
means that earnings will be stellar for the most part.
check picrelated, the printer has been running uninterruptedly if you look closely.

[Anonymous No.57445675]

>>57445637
I'm still stuck on steps 6 and 7

[Anonymous No.57445682]

ETH ETF when

[Anonymous No.57445696]

>>57445682
just buy BITO, you dork

[Anonymous No.57445707]

>>57445663
Eat shit wagie

[Anonymous No.57445714]

>>57445584
why is Microsoft on both monday and tuesday?

[Anonymous No.57445720]

Who is slurping the ADM dip?

[Anonymous No.57445727]

>>57445714
earnings too big

[Anonymous No.57445730]

>>57444779
>EnergyX
>>57444779
>>57444779
>>57444779
>>57444779

[Anonymous No.57445732]

>>57445714
yea why is that?

[Anonymous No.57445740]

>>57445655
It will jump up to $40 if it gets approved by regulators. Look what happened to SAVE with the Jet Blue acquisition.

[Anonymous No.57445750]

>>57445655
Your not wrong. Course if it's already at 37ish your profit is only $3 per share. Unless you roll in a shat load the profit is not worth the hassle.

[Anonymous No.57445757]

>>57445714
Monday for the NIGGERS
Tuesday for the JEWS

[Anonymous No.57445760]

PTPI
I need 1.41 to break even. Push it up 0.12 more cents.

[Anonymous No.57445789]

what's going on with Mr. Buffett's Berkshire, is this a simple correction?

[Anonymous No.57445800]

THE S&P ENDS RED MINUS 5%. HEED MY WORDS

[Anonymous No.57445805]

>>57445750
>the profit is not worth the hassle
right, but might be worth it if it dumps tomorrow after earnings

>>57445740
got it

[Anonymous No.57445808]

>>57445714
>>57445732
The way I - someone who is smarter than all of you incels faggots - interpret it, is that it's the Microsoft poster who created the charted, hence you should see it as more of a signature than part of the column for Monday's earnings reports.

[Anonymous No.57445810]

>>57445800
cool i love discounts

[Anonymous No.57445812]

Ok faggots where is AMD going?

[Anonymous No.57445813]

All my shit is crabbing today.

I wonder why LCID shot up?

[Anonymous No.57445815]

>>57445800
That means I'm going balls deep in SSO

[Anonymous No.57445817]

I've got 800 bucks lying around doing nothing in my Vanguard account. What ticker should I chuck them into? If I don't get any good ideas it's just going into VOO.

[Anonymous No.57445833]

Some people think VTI is safer than VOO. I believe this to be retarded. Large-caps just have too many advantages.

[Anonymous No.57445850]

>>57445808
>hence you should see it as more of a signature than part of the column for Monday's earnings reports.
man, you really are pretty smart anon!

[Anonymous No.57445858]

>>57445833
US large caps are mostly bullshit. Once the market realizes the arbitrage there will be massive carnage.

[Anonymous No.57445866]

>XLG
Is there a S&P 500 Top 10 ETF?

[Anonymous No.57445869]

>>57445833
It's 80% voo anyway just with a few thousand more loser companies tacked on so you miss out on about 20% of the upside.

[Anonymous No.57445884]

>>57445812
I think it will crab/pullback today and tomorrow, and then go to the upside after earnings. Maybe $190 Wednesday morning?

A pullback post earnings wouldn't be out of the question either down to 160 or so. I think the implied move was like 16. I still have it going over 200 long though

[Anonymous No.57445892]

>>57445866
most of the gay ETFs already have proportional investments so they are effectively top10 ETFs

[Anonymous No.57445894]

may I interject here momentarily.
friendly reminder that the previous SPX all-time-record-highs (intraday & closing) have been touched and breached on the 19th of January 2024 and have NOT BEEN touched or tested since.
the conviction in le market is truly ebnin!

[Anonymous No.57445896]

>Everything would've fell right into place, but he forgot about one thing: About me convincing BOBO not to be a chump, talking him out of chumpatizing himself.

[Anonymous No.57445907]

>>57445894
Wow. Looks like we're going into another lost week. Japan here we come.

[Anonymous No.57445921]

>>57445833
SCHK >

[Anonymous No.57445923]

>>57445894
>touched and breached
TA bullshit

[Anonymous No.57445924]

>>57445637
Furries are more likely to be autists because neurodivergence is interpreted by normies as species divergence that manifests as treatment of the autist as subhuman. The autist wonders, "If I'm not human, than what am I?" and categorybrain forces them to choose an archetype (rather than existing comfortably as an extrahuman person).

This also explains transgenderism.

[Anonymous No.57445927]

Lisa Su already sold AMD princesses

[Anonymous No.57445934]

>>57445924
How come they can tell autistic people apart but not niggers? They're literally a completely different color.

[Anonymous No.57445939]

>>57445924
Anthros just make my dick hard and they have for over 20 years i still don't get the fursona shit at all.

[Anonymous No.57445944]

when is that Yellen QRA announcement that the weekend anons were warning about?

[Anonymous No.57445956]

>>57445934
Monkeybrain doesn't care about skin color, it cares about body language. Racism is a social construct, xenophobia is hard-coded to some extent, but plastic in the sense that exactly what sets off your sensors is culturally-mediated.

[Anonymous No.57445972]

>>57445923
I think most TA is horseshit as well... "spinning top" "cup and handle", they just have names for every possible shape the graph can represent.

That being said, I do believe you can look in short term at levels being rejected and rebought at it, via stops etc...

[Anonymous No.57445974]

>>57445939
Furries != monsterfucker infestation. Though we appreciate the occasional ambassador normie.

[Anonymous No.57445978]

>it dumps and stabilises
>I slurp
>it dumps right away
>I autoslurp the falling knife
>later it dumps again
>I slurp what seems like a solid bottom
>I get instarugged
Soγbean Oil bros... when will it stop...

[Anonymous No.57445979]

>>57445972
Astrology for men

[Anonymous No.57445981]

Over the counter Viagra
PTPI
>PTPI
PTPI
>PTPI
PTPI
Over the counter Viagra

[Anonymous No.57445990]

>META $400
Cant cuck the Zuck.

[Anonymous No.57445999]

>you are buying iron condors and naked strangles for earnings and fomc right anon?

[Anonymous No.57446003]

>>57445978
why dont you just slurp red candles on the shit and poop 500 with 0dte calls for easy money every single day of your life?

[Anonymous No.57446006]

Always been curious, do any of you Americans directly invest in European stocks (no ETFs, no ADRs listed in American exchanges)? I take you see them as risky and volatile affairs not worth the effort compared to their American peers.

[Anonymous No.57446010]

>>57445990
It's probably one of the only decent public US tech companies left.

[Anonymous No.57446034]

>>57446006
MANU because i was a fan of wonderchild Wayne Rooney

[Anonymous No.57446038]

>>57444779
>>57445730
looks like a scam. if they had something proven to be 300% more efficient they'd have VC all over them instead of asking plebs to fund them

[Anonymous No.57446053]

>>57445923

[Anonymous No.57446055]

>>57446003
I buy low and sell high, I don't buy ATHs on a bubble.

Anyway it's gonna be okay I just slurped the /ZL dip even harder ha ha surely I won't get rugged again.

[Anonymous No.57446072]

>>57446055
buying on a red candle in the spy is buying low
in 5-10 minutes you get to sell high

[Anonymous No.57446080]

Buy Bitfarms.

[Anonymous No.57446092]

>>57446006
it's not common. most large brokers don't really offer the option with the exception of IBKR

[Anonymous No.57446094]

>>57446072
I buy things that are in a historically cheap range when compensating for inflation, like Soγbean Oil right now.

[Anonymous No.57446098]

THIS SNIBS ACTION IS KILLING ME

[Anonymous No.57446110]

>>57446098
Yeah, I am descending into madness.

[Anonymous No.57446114]

A WELLA NATGAS AND OILA WHAT'SA WRONG WITH THE

[Anonymous No.57446122]

>>57446094
weak things get weaker its better to trade where theres two sided trade like 0dtes where you can 20x your money every single day

[Anonymous No.57446127]

what stock will 4x by 2026? need to burn this cash

[Anonymous No.57446131]

>>57446127
NVDA

[Anonymous No.57446133]

>>57446127
Tickers NI, GGE, and RS.

[Anonymous No.57446140]

>>57446133
These should be in an ETF.

[Anonymous No.57446144]

>>57446038
Yeah I'm getting major scam vibes from that.

[Anonymous No.57446147]

>>57446122
Cheap commodities can only get so cheap, so you can baghold your way to profit. Shit&Poop 5000 has so much downside and such limited upside as it is.

[Anonymous No.57446151]

>>57446147
so then buy 0dte puts when it starts going down im not understanding your issue here

[Anonymous No.57446160]

>>57446147
>limited upside

[Anonymous No.57446163]

>>57446147
retarded outlook on the market
post some more stuff i can laugh at

[Anonymous No.57446164]

>>57446151
I'm beginning to get the impression that you're not understanding much at all.

[Anonymous No.57446172]

Rememberd AI still exists and bought more NVDA again. Don't really have another reason.

[Anonymous No.57446173]

>>57446140
NIGS for 3x leverage and NOGS for 3x inverse

[Anonymous No.57446177]

>>57446163
I went up +464% in 2023 doing what I described, nigger

[Anonymous No.57446185]

>>57446164
name one logical reason why you arent buying 0dte calls on red candles and puts on green candles in todays economy and then selling each position when they are up 15% or more and then rinse repeating multiple times a day every day
protip you cant

[Anonymous No.57446204]

>>57446185
Don't have the 25k to day trade?

[Anonymous No.57446209]

>>57446185
Fri Jan 19th there were no red candles, hope you werent caught holding puts

[Anonymous No.57446210]

>>57446185
Because at those time scales the movements are almost entirely probabilistic and the probabilities are baked into the price. There's no arbitrage and you'll probably lose money.

[Anonymous No.57446212]

my lil Salesforce and Adobe stocks doin sumthin

[Anonymous No.57446221]

its time to take this market out back behind the shed and put it to rest once and for all

[Anonymous No.57446222]

It's never not funny that Norway is big into green energy yet generates almost all of its wealth from exporting climate change-causing petrocarbons

[Anonymous No.57446225]

>>57446221
market doesnt care about what you think, it doesnt even know you exist

[Anonymous No.57446238]

>>57446225
>market doesnt care about what you think, it doesnt even know you exist
ouch im not playing anymore

[Anonymous No.57446240]

>>57446221
Doom bull hasn't reached the cliff edge yet

[Anonymous No.57446243]

>>57446222
The green energy crap is pushed by oil companies to get people sick of concerns about legitimate pollution.
CO2 isn't a problem. Carcinogenic VOCs and strip mining are. The nuance gets lost on people though and all the energy (heh) goes into attacking the natural carbon cycle.

[Anonymous No.57446273]

who is buying META at $400?

[Anonymous No.57446281]

>>57444697
Disney.

[Anonymous No.57446283]

>>57446273
those interested in making money

[Anonymous No.57446287]

>>57445921
>SCHK
that's the sound of a cleaver slicing a cock off

[Anonymous No.57446288]

What sort of positive correlation would you start to trade a stock off of? Like if oil goes up and a stock has a .87 correlation, is that tradable? or .67? .4?

[Anonymous No.57446290]

>>57446273
It's a way better deal than AAPL.

[Anonymous No.57446298]

>>57445570
Looking forward to what? the market is going to crash when they lower rates and confirm soft landing was again a meme

[Anonymous No.57446303]

>>57446225
WRONG
The market became sentient and all INVOOSTER knowing when the BOGS force ghosted.

[Anonymous No.57446307]

>>57446283
>>57446290
you guys think it beats and pumps on earnings this week? i'm not playing it, just curious.

[Anonymous No.57446310]

>>57446288
>correlation
too detailed just buy and pray or short and pray harder

[Anonymous No.57446312]

You bobo doomers are ignorant. This is normal.

[Anonymous No.57446314]

>>57445924
nice. do you, by chance, know what's wrong with me?

[Anonymous No.57446316]

>Evergrande getting liquid

>Markets ignore it anyway

This whole shitshow is fake and gay man, nothing ever happens.

[Anonymous No.57446322]

>>57446298
Bullish for bitcoin. It shows once again that the dollar isn't a serious currency.

[Anonymous No.57446331]

>>57446312
good to know I will have $1B before i die by just doing nothing

[Anonymous No.57446340]

>>57446316
Why would a bunch of chink boomer real estate baggies getting heemed have any affect on the US equities market? They are both so far removed.

[Anonymous No.57446344]

>>57446307
It has a better chance than Apple yeah, plus the fundamentals are way stronger.

[Anonymous No.57446349]

>>57446312
>Continues to go up for 40 years
>Bobo still waiting for THE day

[Anonymous No.57446356]

>>57446273
algorithms that just buy 0dte calls on nvidia and the s&p

[Anonymous No.57446357]

>>57446273
half the plant uses META products desu. id buy it here if i had cash.

[Anonymous No.57446359]

>>57446340
Because a lot of jewish retards in the USA were involved with that real estate market

[Anonymous No.57446364]

>>57446340
try the doompill
it will affect all markets, all banks will foreclose, 4,9 billion people will starve to death and the rest will fight it out for the scarce resourcer that are left

[Anonymous No.57446381]

>>57446359
if you're going to shitpost try not to sound completely retarded

[Anonymous No.57446386]

>>57446340
Because everyone with money in the US loses money on paper and gets much more conservative and its their dumb passive DCAing that has propped up most of the bullshit overpriced stocks. Plus if it fucks with the banks (who, after the end of the BTFP will probably have more RE exposure than they would like) the current credit crunch could get way worse.

[Anonymous No.57446387]

>>57446359
Must not be much if $300b was enough to sink it. That's such a tiny amount of money by today's standards. Barely a blip in the economy. Chink baggies are broke lmao

[Anonymous No.57446407]

>>57446387
>>57446381
People didn't really care about Lehman brothers going down in late 2000's and look what happened.

Its gonna be a contagion later this year. End of Q1 2024 is when the fun begins.

[Anonymous No.57446426]

>>57445714
If MSFT has bad earnings tomorrow, I'll take away the Apu

[Anonymous No.57446427]

>>57446407
that would be fun but we haven't had a good circuit breaker event since covid :/

[Anonymous No.57446429]

>>57446407
Chink RE is fucked due to their population decline and population rightfully giving up. They desperately needed a crash, several generations of waging to afford a home was unfathomably retarded. We need a RE crash too honestly, but our RE is not remotely comparable to chink RE because we import 10 million immigrants per year. Everything is going to fucking collapse over here yes but it won't be due to lack of housing demand any time soon.

[Anonymous No.57446447]

>>57446429
desu America already had a nice crash in 2008 that cleaned a lot of things up. I think real estate in America will be a little soft for a bit but we are no where near as exposed as places like Canada are. The reason real estate is going nuts in America is mostly due to some supply shortage but also our weakening dollar. Same reason why markets are sky high. During periods of high inflation, assets move with that.

[Anonymous No.57446452]

>>57446429
How does importing 10 million poorfags help prop up real estate?

[Anonymous No.57446454]

NOBODY CALLS ME NEEDLE DICK

[Anonymous No.57446455]

>>57446359
Jews just right it off as a loss against their massive bank profits from all the credit rate hikes. Nothing burger

[Anonymous No.57446457]

>>57446429
Most of the niggers we bring in can't legally consume housing outside of the NGOs even if they were productive enough to afford it which they are not. The mass migration meme is something boomer "SFH only goes up" retards use for conformation bias.

The NGO stuff is going to come to an end as well. We're getting either austerity or tax hikes, capital flight, and then austerity. There isn't production to fund this and people in the West are beginning to check out the way they were in the East now.

[Anonymous No.57446474]

>>57445422
the end is nigh, fagmumu

[Anonymous No.57446475]

>>57446447
There's plenty of assets that don't track inflation very well, though. Real Estate is one of the best trackers of inflation in the US because it's in very high demand, and will continue to be for the foreseeable future. Chink RE is going to collapse because nobody wants it. Demand is paramount, inflation and weakening FIAT are secondary.

[Anonymous No.57446486]

>>57446457
Illegals that come in move in with “legal” residents and force up demand for apartments and other rentals, and push actual citizens out looking for a better RE deal, pushing up housing demands. Can illegals consume housing? Not directly but they shove others out by jacking up demand of rentals

[Anonymous No.57446495]

>AAPL
>TSLA
>META
these three tech stocks will crash sooner or later. The rest is safe-ish, as long as the bubble doesn't explode. But seriously, avoid these three

[Anonymous No.57446506]

>>57446475
Mexican real estate is quickly becoming a decent substitute for Southern US real estate. The supply isn't nearly as fixed as people think and more of this is a credit bubble than arbitrage. Otherwise labor, food, manufactured goods, and metals wouldn't all be as flat as they are.

[Anonymous No.57446508]

>>57446475
Agreed. I think "basket of goods" is probably the best way to watch inflation, just not CPI because they use a bullshit version of that. But if we put a bunch of common assets into a basket and measured it's movement over time I bet it would reasonably follow inflation.

[Anonymous No.57446509]

>>57446495
>TSLA
>crash

I don't think it dropping anymore than it already has would be considered a 'crash'

[Anonymous No.57446510]

>>57446495
>sooner or later
TSLA already did?

[Anonymous No.57446511]

>>57446495
Can’t believe TSLA is as high as it is
I hate that nigger Elon so much

[Anonymous No.57446520]

>>57446486
It's absolutely a problem, but it's not going to prop up the bubble the way people think it will.

[Anonymous No.57446522]

>>57446495
You’re gonna look real stupid when 90% of all humans have permanent VR implants by 2035.

[Anonymous No.57446525]

the market is just in a period of dumb kike faggot bullshit but i can guarantee after the fomc we are going to have blood red markets for maybe months

[Anonymous No.57446524]

>>57446506
metals aren't flat at all. gold maybe but that's a shitty metal to use.
i work in "manufactured goods" and I can assure you those aren't flat either.

[Anonymous No.57446531]

>>57446524
They're flat compared to real estate.

[Anonymous No.57446538]

>>57446525
SP500 is barely above 2021 levels. What are you rambling about

[Anonymous No.57446548]

>>57446525
you've been saying the same shit for 2.5 years

[Anonymous No.57446554]

>>57446486
>Illegals that come in move in with “legal” residents and force up demand for apartments and other rentals, and push actual citizens out looking for a better RE deal, pushing up housing demands.
This whole premise defeats the purpose of them being cheap labor, since the only way the previous residents will be forced out is if they make less money than the imported lsbor.

[Anonymous No.57446568]

Boring day. Nothing big for earnings and no fomc yet.

By Friday I'm sure we'll have had our fair share of excitement. Shoutout to all my iron condor gangstas though

[Anonymous No.57446569]

I always love these couple of hours.

[Anonymous No.57446571]

>>57446538
after a 14 week parabolic move its finally starting to run out of gas
they cant pump nvidia anymore

[Anonymous No.57446574]

>>57446495
Tesla yes the rest no.

[Anonymous No.57446575]

is it just me or does dixie look angry here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RV1yZ1ZKLko

[Anonymous No.57446578]

The market ath atm looks like a crash if you adjust it for inflation since the 2021 top. There's a lot of lost ground to cover still. Buy while it's still cheap. The double top is an illusion.

[Anonymous No.57446589]

>>57446522
and none of these 3 companies will lead this tech. It's all in startups for now. iyk,yk

[Anonymous No.57446591]

>>57446568
I'M NOT FUCKING SELLING

[Anonymous No.57446605]

>>57446578
except theres no stocks that matter besides nvidia/msft/aapl
they are the market. the s&p500 is the illusion

[Anonymous No.57446613]

>green dildos

[Anonymous No.57446614]

AMD is really bouncing off of 178-175. Buy/sell orders at those prices?

[Anonymous No.57446620]

>>57446605
The rest of the sectors falling is proof of the crash ongoing.

[Anonymous No.57446635]

>>57446620
the only question is are the jews going to give biden his illusionary market or will they dump it to get him out of office

[Anonymous No.57446636]

>>57446429
>>57446447
US real estate is still off in lala land post-covid
Either prices come down or the fed cucks and lowers rates

[Anonymous No.57446641]

>>57446591
Cool it with the reddit shit, I saw enough of that trying to scalp BBBY last year.

[Anonymous No.57446646]

>>57446614
Theyre nervous for thursday

[Anonymous No.57446657]

>>57446646
tuesday*

[Anonymous No.57446664]

>>57446641
Sorry, I was organizing some of my image folders over the weekend and found that back from 2021

[Anonymous No.57446667]

>>57446646
Two weeks from now*

[Anonymous No.57446668]

PUMP IT

[Anonymous No.57446671]

where my cornbros at? 200 shares from $51.95 here.

[Anonymous No.57446693]

WTFWT

[Anonymous No.57446702]

>>57446693
this is like the 0.1% bobo meme but in reverse

[Anonymous No.57446707]

>>57444648
Bleed the freak,

[Anonymous No.57446708]

>look at SOXL stock compared to AMD or NVIDIA
do people still buy these 3x ETF scams still

[Anonymous No.57446721]

>>57446702
>0.1% bobo meme
theres a mumu version too i believe

[Anonymous No.57446724]

What are the odds the earnings tomorrow are gonna tank AMD?

[Anonymous No.57446726]

>>57446708
you don't?

[Anonymous No.57446744]

>>57446721
you don't say

[Anonymous No.57446745]

>>57446671
You're all corned up, sneed it or feed it.

[Anonymous No.57446767]

Another day, another easy couple K profit just holding NVDA. Is it really this easy?

[Anonymous No.57446771]

Whose baking? I am willing to pay you $0 (4 EZ payments 0% interest)

[Anonymous No.57446773]

OIL BARRONS

[Anonymous No.57446809]

>>57446773
>Yes, dump it.

[Anonymous No.57446846]

>>57446767
sold my calls too early

[Anonymous No.57446859]

My AI stocks are kinda sus today

[Anonymous No.57446880]

>>57446859
Yes quite humorous indeed

[Anonymous No.57446889]

the market will dump on FOMC, cause the dotplot will be the same. No cut in march. may or june earliest.

[Anonymous No.57446901]

>>57446892
>>57446892
get in here losers

[Anonymous No.57447706]

>>57446322
>Bullish for bitcoin.
Do you seriously think BTC will go up while the markets crash?