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>He imagines himself being a foreign exchange student in another country and girls are interested in him and guys wanna befriend him and he isn't a total loser this time

>> No.57442468

>He imagines himself playing his favorite rock song on the guitar in front of everyone even though he can't play the guitar and left school over a decade ago

>> No.57442483
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>he imagines himself as the president of his country even though he's a broke neet

>> No.57442487

>He imagines himself being interviewed on national television after being succesful with investing or anything else and everyone is in awe how a loser like him managed to succeed in life

>he is answering all the questions very noble

>> No.57442497

>>57442483
>he imagines himself as a leader or great inventor and everyone in the world actually likes him and thinks he will turn this world into a better place

>can barely keep up his job at mcdonalds and has zero interests in his free time except jerking off and videogames

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>He imagines himself being an all-star baseball player at multiple positions

>> No.57442503

>he imagines himself making a funny song on youtube and it blowing up and all his old classmates and acquaintances looking at it and going "damn that guy became really cool"

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>>57442464
>>57442468
>>57442483
>>57442487
>>57442497
>>57442500
>>57442503
Who the fuck are you quoting? MEDS, NOW

>> No.57442525

>he still imagines being a total chad in highschool winning that girl over eventhough he is in his 30s and that girl is probably long settled and has multiple children already

>> No.57442543

>>57442519
>he’s too dense to imagine he’s figured out what everyone is doing

>> No.57442551

>>57442519
>woman spotted

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>>57442497
Delet this one.

>> No.57442563

>He imagines himself being the first responder at a horrible accident and he saves everyone while putting his own life in danger and then he is being interviewed and information comes to light how if it weren't for him everyone would have died and he is telling the interviewer in a modest way how he just did what anyone would have in a similar situation

>> No.57442572

>he imagines himself as a prophet showing everyone in society how far they have strayed from the light

>> No.57442574
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>he imagines learning japanese, settling down with a nice japanese women, having kids and being happy despite being an old schizoid incapable of most normal human emotion and behaviour

>> No.57442577

Lmao do guys really?

>> No.57442586

>he imagines himself helping a homeless man on the street and asking him how he got there, helping him rebuild his life, when in real life he ignores their pleas for change or just mutters 'sorry'

>> No.57442605

>He still imagines himself as a recent masters graduate, who studied 2 years in an Erasmus project and managed to gain a large party of loyal friends with their own unique quirks

>He pictures himself planning his life along with his beautiful girlfriend who he met in the last 2 semesters, after a whole year of having relationships with girls from all over the world and finding "The One TM" that complements him well

>His mind elicits a reality in which he remains in contact with his best friends from Erasmus Mundus and goes on to live a fulfilling, happy life with his now wife, who gave him three beautiful healthy children and a beautiful family

>...while in reality he's a socially inept 22 year old who never had any friends, finished college two years ago and became a wagieslave, inherited a bunch of diseases and is dying of heart failure

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>He imagines himself being sent to the past in the 1500’s early America where he joins a Native American tribe and using his phone and video/photos impresses the tribe and is granted a harem of young Native American women who are topless 24/7 and is treated to their best food and is treated like a king
I’m the only one, I know

>> No.57442681

I am a mexican exchange student in spain currently and nobody gives a fuck about me no girls, just 3 friends, and no hope its all fucking fake.

>> No.57442686

>>57442664
>He imagines himself as a time traveler trying to explain himself but he doesn't speak the language and needs to draw future inventions that he knows from head but he doesn't have any proof because it is impossible to take it back in time with you.

>> No.57442692

>>57442681
>American Taco goes to European Taco
>Things aren't so different

Wow you dont say?

>> No.57442707

>>57442681
I envy you. I'm dying and you're wasting your time not having fun and shit posting on /biz/. Please, at least join a club or go to parties, don't waste your precious time. It's a once in a lifetime opportunity

>> No.57442803

>>57442664
>he imagines himself as the only one able to come up with good fantasy scenarios

>> No.57442842
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>he imagines himself in bed tonight, imagining endless variations of a happy life, but also in more than half of them he imagines how it still all goes wrong, people turn against him, his girlfriend cheats on him and leaves him, and he ends up concocting an elaborate revenge against the imaginary man that cucked him before eventually also dying himself in a violent and epic confrontation

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Well it actually happens if you come from the Nordics and go out of Europe, or even only going to the Southern Europe.
>You can't even imagine how it feels like

>> No.57442874

>he imagines Link going to ath again and his leaving this fucking website forever to pursue a life of travel, leisure and intrigue

>> No.57442916

>>57442681
i was in europe i had a great time..find a girlfriend have a nice time sir. you're doing it wrong if youre not living it up.

>> No.57442955
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>>57442681
You're doing it wrong if you go to a country that's your mother tongue. The blackpill is that the huge uptick in value you get from travool is due to the fact that people don't understand you. Awkwardness or pauses are chalked up as miscommunication, and if you fake confidence, people just assume you're charismatic
>~ t. Social retard that became a mini celeb in Prague during a study abroad and had 2 girlfriends
Back here I'm rather unlikable. Idk how to actually build charisma, and every attempt I make just comes off as tryhard. It is what it is

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>he imagines himself being rich from chuck e cheese internet tokens and inserting a penis into a vagina

>> No.57443031

>>57442955
Unironically read Psycho-Cybernetics, that book explains exactly why you were more confident in Prague than back home.

>tl;dr your old mental image disappeared as you went to Prague. No longer bound by anything and finally having attained the goal of studying abroad, it was easier for you to build a positive, charismatic self image of yourself.

Depending on how you take it this is either a black pill or a white pill

>> No.57443081

>>57443031
Nice, I'll pick that up. Thanks anon
>Depending on how you take it this is either a black pill or a white pill

It sounds like a blackpill but I'm gonna assume the book has useful strategies? I've had it recommended to me before so it must have decent stuff in there

>> No.57443101

>he imagines himself as a 10/10 pussy slaying Uber Chad

>fucked 1-2 4/10s off tinder

>> No.57443167

>>57442605
Finishing college at 20yo would be a mistake, missing out on more prime social time

>> No.57443224

>>57442574
>He starts learning Japanese but ends up settling for a SEA “practice” gf instead that increasingly pushes for marriage and kids, while he’s still imagining he can leave at any moment and finally escape to Japan where his 9/10 waifu is patiently awaiting his arrival.

>> No.57443340

>>57442874
This is the only one that's even a little bit relatable, but even if link goes well beyond ath and I become fabulously wealthy, I'll still come here because it's always been a great laugh.

>> No.57443345

>In reality the local men hate him and put things into his food and he only gets the local whore who fucks everyone anyway

>> No.57443620

>>57443340
I'd probably pop in from time to time but i want to 'digital detox' anyway. Start reading books again.

>> No.57443826

>he imagines that he will finally begin his REAL life when he gets sucked into a fantasy world or unlocks real-life super powers as this entire reality has only been the first chapter of his totally real fantasy iseaki story

>> No.57443839

>>57442681
spaniards hate spics, it's no wonder, my friend...things would be different if you were a exchange student maybe in Sweden or amsterdam, some white as snow cutie would show interest in you even if you're essentially a brown colored ugly fag.
t. argie chud brown colored fag

>> No.57444026

>>57443224
Kek

>> No.57444242

I have no irl friends and haven't had any since 2010
I have 1 online friend who thinks im a girl

>> No.57444252

>>57444242
s-sheryl?

>> No.57444285

>>57442955
This anon fucks
Spot on

>> No.57444611

>>57442468
I do this

>> No.57444742

>>57443224
hey, I'll take it, and for the record would accept a 5/10 waifu

>> No.57444820

>>57443224
damn

>> No.57444847

>>57442464
>>57442468
>>57442483
>>57442487
>>57442497
>>57442500
>>57442503
>>57442525
>>57442563
>>57442572
>>57442574
>>57442586
>>57442605
>>57442664
>>57442686
>>57442803
>>57442842
>>57442874
>>57443024
>>57443101
>>57443224
>>57443826
you are pathetic

>> No.57444856
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>he imagines living in a snow covered farmhouse in rural Wisconsin with his porcelain skinned wife and 8 children

>> No.57445735

>>57442487
I do this

>> No.57445756

>>57442563
Holy shit I thought it was just me

>> No.57445795

>he imagines himself going back in time to the 1940s and becoming hitler's top guy

>> No.57446087

>>57442464
this is oddly specific

>> No.57446099

>>57442464
Ever since turning 30 I accepted my lot in life. I'm just a weird old guy in the background of someone else's story.

>> No.57446115

>>57444847
>he imagines he isn't pathetic like the others

>> No.57446178

>>57442468
I play lead guitar in a sort of one hit wonder band, played in front of thousands a few times, at local clubs and smaller venues countless times.

Still a kissless virgin posting on 4chan, obviously

>> No.57447505

Bumping epic thread

>> No.57447560

>>57442468
Literally me. I'm already in my 30s