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[Anonymous No.57441003]

>Collect the crumbs out of your toaster to bake a new load of bread

[Anonymous No.57441033]

>not getting the crumbs for free in the bread tray at the store
>paying for electricity to toast bread when it’s edible cold

[Anonymous No.57441048]

>Date a 38yr old divorced single mom
>No... Women, like housing, are NOT overvalued.
>Date a woman in her early 40s or get priced out forever

[Anonymous No.57441062]

>Steal your neighbor's dog and return it once the reward posters go up

[Anonymous No.57441066]

>>57441003
>make bread pops
yum

[Anonymous No.57441067]

>>57441003
>Use your coffee pods for two coffees instead of one
>prehear your oven to 375 instead of 400
>Flush the toiler after every 3 pees
>Wear your clothes 3 days a week to cut down on laundy cycles
>unplug appliances to stop from drawing idle power
>have cold showers

[Anonymous No.57441072]

>>57441003
>dress up as a duck at your local park to get free bread

[Anonymous No.57441090]

>>57441003
>go to the dog park and pick up their shit for fertiliser
>always ask the owners if you can have it if course

[Anonymous No.57441111]

>>57441003
>sell all your stocks to pay off your house with a 2% mortgage

[Anonymous No.57441138]

WTF a bread load just flew over my house

[Anonymous No.57441215]

>Learn to read braille to save on energy bills

[Anonymous No.57441421]

>>57441067
>Wear your clothes 3 days a week to cut down on laundy cycles
i do that

[Anonymous No.57441425]

>>57441003
shut the fuck up Dave

[Anonymous No.57441663]

>>57441003
this is the best one yet kudos

[Anonymous No.57441669]

>>57441421
I do that too, I don't need fresh clothes every day thats ridiculous. How dirty are yall niggas gettin