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>Majority of millennials believe they won't be able to retire before 70

Do you think you'll be able to retire ?

>> No.57431473

>>57431462
imagine their disemboweled bodies on a stick leathering in the sun

>> No.57431481

>>57431462
retirement is akin to admitting that you are (1) useless and (2) ready to die soon. Work until your last breath even if you are rich and you 'made it'.

>> No.57431498

>>57431481
>Work until your last breath even if you are rich and you 'made it'.

Just work manual labor when your 80

>> No.57431614
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57431614

>>57431462
All NEETs are already retired.

>> No.57431616

I'll easily have multiple millions in 401k and IRAs by retirement age. Whether my poor health has killed me by then is another story. It really isn't hard to save up a nestegg though, key is starting early and investing consistently. A measly $100/mo invested between 25 and 65 earning 10% average annual returns is $1+ mil by age 65.

>> No.57431643

>>57431473
Incel

>> No.57431653

>>57431473
based literal danger to society and others

>> No.57431798

>>57431462
>Do you think you'll be able to retire ?
I already did, almost 3 years ago.

>> No.57431807

>>57431462
Yes at 70 years old

>> No.57431821

i lucked out and made 390k in the past 5 years
now i make 0
i have to gamble it to get a 3x now

>> No.57431834

>>57431462
retirement is a scam. you retire by plowing bullet in your forehead. live your life in the meantime

>> No.57431879

>>57431481
Yes, Mr Shlekomberg

>> No.57431892
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>>57431462
giving up sounds depressing. what else would I do besides go to the office?

>>57431481
this

>> No.57431920

>>57431462
Yes, but only if LINK reaches $100. If it reaches $60, I'll have to work for a few more years probably.

>> No.57431951

>>57431614
the moment when that franchise started to go south and i mean fast

>> No.57431966

"Retirement" is nothing but having enough money sitting round so if "shit happens" your not having a heart attack over how to deal with it. The other part of it is simply not having to listen to the damn alarm clock anymore till your dead. I mean those two things are the root of the whole concept of "retirement". Aside; Fuck no I won't be 70 when I retire, I'll be 54. They all scream "go to college". Well college is a scam. I didn't go. I ended up doing alright. See above. 54 and I'm done. Sure as hell beats that 65 or older number don't it? That and your life choices. I'm not a hermit but I'm not exactly trying to impress my fucking neighbors either.

>> No.57432028

>>57431966
>Well college is a scam. I didn't go. I ended up doing alright.
If you had gone to college maybe you would understand logical fallacies.

>> No.57432049

>>57431462
I’m already retired bro

>> No.57432056

>Busting my ass and going above and beyond for free for three years just got me hated by my boss for being more efficient then him and got put on "unpaid leave" over covid
>My other job was just exploiting me and under paying me in a dangerous environment, 45 hours a week without any upward mobility and still wouldn't be able to live on my own due to inflation
Apparently I am just lazy according to my boomer mother for not wanting to nearly break my ankles every day on minwage. People on fucking welfare were making more then me and get free housing when I was on a jobsite where I was nearly attacked by a crackhead.

>> No.57432075

>>57432056
You must live in a shit state. You should be making way more than min wage for any real labor

>> No.57432150

>>57431462
Could retire any time I wish (mid-fifties), but what would be the point? I get bored after a week off work.
blonde #7 is best blonde

>> No.57432187

>>57432075
>You must live in a shit state.
I'm in leaf land.

>> No.57432192

I’m going to retire to SEA after AI stocks 5-10x over the next five or so years.

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>>57431462
>Do you think you'll be able to retire ?
Technically I can.

>>57432028
If I went to college I wouldn't be making $300k/yr because I'd probably be slaving away in a cubicle somewhere.

>> No.57432259

>>57431462
I just turned 35 and my NW is $1.7 million. I don't think I'll be working in my 40s.

>> No.57432277

>>57431462
all of them have been ran through by blacks several times

>> No.57432282

>>57432259
based, im pretty close to this too

>> No.57432503

only one or two of those girls is hot, the rest are just acting hot.

>> No.57432542

>>57431462
I don't think I'll make it to 50s
My Mom and Dad didn't

>> No.57432572

>>57431616
You're assuming the market will continue to go up and not crab like Japan.

>> No.57432635

>>57431462
why would you retire? you don't even have to work at jobs to get paid anymore, and if you tell them you have anxiety and depression you can take unlimited impromptu paid days off

>> No.57432839

>>57432503
>the rest are just acting hot
Huh?

>> No.57433210

>>57432187
Oof, that's even worse. My condolences.

>> No.57433215

>>57431462
I'm 28 and could retire now. I make just enough salary that it doesn't quite make sense for me just yet though.

>> No.57433224

>>57432635
This is also true. I do almost nothing for my job and work from home. People talk about wanting to quit but I don't know.

>> No.57433251
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57433251

>>57431462
>he thinks Millennials, Gen Z and Gen Alpha are going to "retire"
lol
LMAO even

>> No.57433342

>>57431462

This pic is precisely why the smartest men have the Asian fever.

>> No.57433390

retirement makes no sense, the only reason I haven't committed an act of unaliving against those who are evil is because I'm young

>> No.57433433

>>57431462
6 7 5 2 9 1 8 3 4

>> No.57433465

>>57431481
Shut up Jew capitalist slave master

>> No.57433632

>>57431462
I am rich enough already. As for retirement; I am not even counting my pension as part of my networth. It will be gone or worthless by the time I would get acces to it.

>> No.57433823

>>57431462
If I want to, I will.

>> No.57433832

>>57431473
Settle down Achmed

>> No.57433842

>>57431462
No, you will go into the coffin with still unfinished work that should have been done.

>> No.57433861

>>57431462
Neets were right all along
Thats the message, its only a question of how long it takes you to reach the same inevitable conclusion
Just talk to any 50+ boomer they crave for the day they can be old neets not realizing you can be a young neet too

>> No.57433869

>>57431462
we wont have a country left in a year or two why even worry about retirement? learn to farm and live off the land

>> No.57433891

>>57431462
Never ever. There is no generation behind millenials to pay for their retriement. The boomers will get theirs and leave behind debt and a third world living standard.

>> No.57434203

>>57431462
I'm not sure if I'm millenial or a zoomer. I was born in 1996 isn't that like the cutoff point for zoomers? Either way I think I'll be dead before I retire and that'll happen way before 70.

>> No.57434496

>>57431473
If you left the bowels in it's more gross. Just saying.wxpsg

>> No.57434497

>>57432150
"Blonde" #7 isn't blonde, it's a brown haired poser like the rest of them. Stop falling for this shit. All these cunts are way past their prime.

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>>57431473
>>57432277
>3rd worlder posting this blatantly
KYS

>> No.57434758

>>57432254
What do you do for 300k?

>> No.57434771

>>57431481
This
Pro tip: Work doesn't necessarily mean punch a clock at a company. Definitely have to keep moving and engaging.

>> No.57434776

>>57431462
>Do you think you'll be able to retire ?
yes
https://medium.com/@CryptoSavingExpert/how-much-bitcoin-do-you-need-to-retire-777219a3a6c9

>> No.57434986

>>57431473
hot

>> No.57435204
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I'm already retired.
Being a NEET is so easy.

>> No.57435262

>>57433832
>Achmed
Spotted the americunt

>> No.57435341

>>57431462
#5 the small one directly in the middle.. my god the body on that bitch I'm gonna cum