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>tell cute friend who is a girl of 10 years that i'm desperately trying to get laid
>she invites me to come over for drinks
>talk about the dating apps and what i'm saying to get laid
>start talking about various sex topics
>stands up to show me her thigh gap with leggings on at one point
>stay for 4 hours
>leave
i missed a chance didn't i

>> No.57424648

>>57424643
You forgot to ask how to profit of this

now the thread will just get deleted

>> No.57424684

>>57424643
>tell cute friend who is a girl of 10 years
cute friend has been a girl for 10 years or cute friend is a girl that is 10 years old?

>> No.57424691

>>57424643
>girl of 10 years that i'm desperately trying to get laid
lmao based

>> No.57424693

>>57424684
>>57424691

pretty sure he meant a girlfriend he has knew for 10 years, otherwise this would be hella creepy

>> No.57424705

do you ask ' I wanna have sex or for a kiss'?
i have invited multiple girls over but just watched a movie and slept on different couches
t.autistic probably

>> No.57424722

>>57424705
kek

>be me 10+ years ago
>autistic as fuck and in my robot phase due to weed addiction
>have hot neighbour girl, 3 years older than me
>amazing titties, double D's or even more
>one night around 11pm my doorbell rings
>its her, wearing a sexy as fuck outfit and make up on
>tells me how there is a spider near her bed and how she is scared of spiders
>wants me to remove it for her
>dumb me already half sleeping goes to her bedroom
>remove spider with kitchen towel
>throw it in toilet, flush it
>"Well I guess thats good night!"
>go back home, bed, sleep
>many years later
>suddenly realize what i've done

>> No.57424734

>>57424722
based. I wish there was a medicine to remove autism. Just cant take hints or I never make a move out of anxiety and fear of rejection

>> No.57424738

>>57424705
while watching the movie you're supposed to touch them and go in for a kiss
unless you're like OP and they might be 10 years old

>> No.57424740

>>57424734
I mean in the end I turned out alright and have nothing to complain about in the sex department since i decided to quit weed and work on myself, but during that time I could have really used a woman's touch. Probably wouldn't have lasted longer than a minute tho