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[Anonymous No.57422848]

hey guys I’m new to crypto but been browsing /biz/ for a while now. I heard about this upcoming court case. This guy is saying he’s Satoshi . What do you think ? What happens if this Craig guy is Satoshi ?

[Anonymous No.57422856]

>>57422848
Faketoshi Fagamoto
BTW I know its you Craig you fucking sodomite

[Anonymous No.57422871]

>>57422856
What? Did you have a mini stroke or something ?Are you ok?

[Anonymous No.57422949]

>>57422848
>What happens if this Craig guy is Satoshi ?
Spoiler alert: he's not

[Anonymous No.57422970]

>>57422848
Just because some UK court says he was Satoshi doesn't change the reality of the situation. Either sign a message with Satoshi's wallet or stfu. Anything else is just pilpul meant to mislead

[Anonymous No.57422982]

>>57422949
that’s cool that you have some knowledge of this. Ok so Craig is not Satoshi but where’s the proof why is there a court case about this ? Will the judge see the proof he is not Satoshi ?

[Anonymous No.57422993]

>>57422970
once the court declares him as satoshi, he can legally offload his millions of bitcoin in the tulip trust

additionally, no exchange(coinbase, binance) will be able to call segwit coin as $btc, they will have to rebrand. $bsv will be taking the $btc ticker, since it aligns with satoshi's whitepaper

[Anonymous No.57422994]

>>57422848

[Anonymous No.57422998]

>>57422993
>grand delusions
And then everyone clapped.

[Anonymous No.57422999]

>>57422982
If he was actually Satoshi, then he'd be able to produce mathematical proof of it. Mathematical proof is the only thing that cannot possibly be faked. Everything else can be faked and is based only on human opinion (that of judges and barristers). It's not nearly as robust as the mathematical proof that the actual Satoshi would easily be able to provide

[Anonymous No.57423027]

>>57422982
The judge demaded the proof. After which he made a settlement offer.
All he has to do is sign a message with the address that mined the genesis block. Otherwise he can shut his face.
No keys no Satoshi.

[Anonymous No.57423048]

>>57423027
signing means nothing, legally. if i steal satoshi's privatekey and sign that does not make me satoshi, ownership is not identity.

which is why he won't sign until the courts legally recognize him as satoshi

[Anonymous No.57423055]

>>57423048
He won't sign because he's not Satoshi and he doesn't have the keys.
No keys, no Satoshi. Simple as. It doesn't matter what some faggots on an island say.

[Anonymous No.57423056]

>>57423027
I read somewhere 26.9 BTC was sent to the genesis block recently . Pic related.

[Anonymous No.57423069]

>>57423056
literally anyone can send money to any wallet, that doesn't mean anything

[El Arcón No.57423072]

Moes fu?

[Anonymous No.57423076]

Most likely Satoshi is Finney, Dai, Back or Szabo, or possibly all or some of them. But it does not involve Wright at all.

[Anonymous No.57423078]

>>57423056
>sent to the genesis block
Literally anybody could send funds TO a wallet. It doesn't prove jack shit. Only sending funds FROM a wallet proves ownership of keys. I can't believe newfags on /biz/ are actually this clueless.

[Anonymous No.57423092]

>>57423078
i'm honestly so confused about how people think that sending money to the genesis block means anything literally anyone could send money to a wallet it doesn't prove jack shit only sending money from a wallet proves ownership of keys i can't believe newf*gs on /biz/ are actually this clueless lmao

[Anonymous No.57423116]

>>57423048
Signing means you have the keys. If Craig Wright has Satoshi's keys, then I will be ready to accept his claim that he is Satoshi. Short of that, it's just talk.

[Anonymous No.57423187]

>>57423076
I've personally believed for some years now that "Satoshi" was all 4 of the people you mentioned, working together. I would bet my life that Craig wasn't a major part of it. His entire personality is like the antithesis of everything that Satoshi advocated for. He's got the MO of a self-interested scammer, plain and simple.

[Anonymous No.57423202]

>>57422994
>Pleiadian generals problem

[Anonymous No.57423211]

>>57422848
>What happens if this Craig guy is Satoshi ?
bsv to $10k overnight

[Anonymous No.57423215]

>>57423211
And zero if he's not? Id take that bet a lot sooner.

[Anonymous No.57423216]

>>57422848
Hey OP, I hope you're taking notice of how rampant anti Craig skills are. It's a little sus, isn't it? The truth is that Craig is indeed Satoshi and BSV is the truest form of Bitcoin. BTC was taken over by banker jews and was purposely gimped in order to prevent it from ever competing with traditional payment services.

[Anonymous No.57423234]

>>57423216
I'm actually Satoshi. And if you disagree with me, then it means you're a shill and I was telling the truth all along. Any reply you make to this only further proves that I'm right.

[Anonymous No.57423252]

>>57423215
it's more likely $10k before $0

[Anonymous No.57423255]

>>57423116
your opinion, and public opinion are irrelevant. the court does not care who signs what, they dont understand what any of that even means. and what the courts determine is the only important factors in this

[Anonymous No.57423272]

>>57423255
UK court doesn't mean shit, BTC is an international network that transcends UK jurisdiction. I can't believe /biz/ is actually overrun with midwits like you who think a Satoshi for Bitcoin can simply be declared by fiat instead of the built in mathematical proof that the network runs on. You're so painfully retarded that it hurts

[Anonymous No.57423273]

>>57423255
There are courts that will legally declare men to be women. Courts are not the final arbiters of truth.

[Anonymous No.57423411]

>>57423272
this.
Just the other day I lost ownership of my tesla as an individual stole the keys out of my satchel while I was ordering my onions frappucino. Unfortunately I was unable to verify the thief's pgp key so I could not put out an anonymous hit on him. I returned home to tell my wife but to my dismay I only found a woman at home that looked exactly like my wife but was unable to publicly sign the private key I had given her to verify our marriage, claiming it had been left in my tesla. Obviously i moved out immediately as I could not trustlessly verify the identity of this woman claiming to be my wife.

Some time passed and one day I was lucky enough to come across my tesla. Chasing down the young man who had parked it I demanded his pgp key so that i could initiate a ransomware smart contract to blackmail him into returning the private keys of my car to me. To my great relief it turned out this young man was my wife as before I could send the gas to the smart contract he publicly signed a message with my wife's private key. In the end we all laughed, I just have no idea how we ever trusted anyone before bitcoin

[Anonymous No.57423538]

>>57422848
>hey guys I’m new to crypto

[Anonymous No.57423553]

>>57423216

[Anonymous No.57423565]

>>57422993
>segwit
nobody uses segwit
bitcoin is a taproot wizards chain

[Anonymous No.57423716]

>>57423056
did you also happen to read cregs *own experts* calling him a fraudulent forging fuck? This in Bong is aka: Perverting the Course of Justice. Guideline Sentencing - about 4 years.

[Anonymous No.57423755]

>>57423069
>that doesn't mean anything
well it certainly means something

[Anonymous No.57423772]

>>57423716
You seem deranged . Are you vaxxed? Bet you are

[Anonymous No.57423819]

behold! the genius that is Dr. Craig Steven Wright
>inb4 he was too busy making bitcoin to study

[Anonymous No.57423885]

>>57423772
what - you didnt read cregs *own experts* declaring that, 'yes, we agree, he *is a forger*..'
You really should, funny shit - now, that really is what you call fucking deranged my fren. But not as deranged as bsv faggots still swallowing creg n Calvin jizz by the truckload.

[Anonymous No.57424301]

>>57423885
Can you post them that’s why I made the thread, asking questions about what is going on. And you are calling me a bsvtard?

[Anonymous No.57424340]

>>57424301
Fill your boots bsvtard:
https://bitcoindefense.org/our-work/
> - Database Rights Case
> - link to filing 1/23/2024
> - link to filing(s) 1/24/2024
tldr - forgeries. All of it.
And so say all of everyone.
odd that the bsv side never make any documents public, isn't it? Maybe they have more to hide.

[Anonymous No.57424378]

>>57424340
So who has verified this evidence just wondering ? What authority am I trusting with this evidence

[Anonymous No.57424405]

>>57424378
It's cregs own evidence, as supplied to His Majesty's Court of Bong. creg has verified it as the Truth, and nothing but the Truth.
COPAs experts verified it as incompetently-forged bullshit.
cregs own experts verified it also as incompetently-forged bullshit.
SO, we have two opinions here.
cregs, and everyone elses.
I'm sure if even the people he's literally paying to declare it as legit are in fact also declaring it as fact-free hokey shit, there's maybe reasons tho.
>Perverting the Course of Justice (presenting blatantly forged evidence) carries a typical sentence of 4 years

[Anonymous No.57424415]

if he WAS satoshi he could prove it with zero effort and everyone would be flipping out all over twitter and biz
all he has to do is move some of his funds
easy, fucking easy, the easiest thing ever just move a tiny amount of the oldest fucking bitcoin ever from one of his wallets to another
yet every single satoshi imposter faggot doesn't do this, nobody talks about this, nobody mentions this
why? because he obviously isnt satoshi and everyone knows it

[Anonymous No.57424477]

>>57424405
>>57424415
Sounds like if “creg” wins some of you /biz/ anons might be on suicide watch

[Anonymous No.57424481]

>>57424477
They're professional fudders

[Anonymous No.57424498]

>>57424477
Yes, your own fucking experts shitting on you for forging the entirety of your evidence before the trial even begins is ALWAYS a promising sign. Never stop winning, cregfans

[Anonymous No.57424507]

>>57424481
IDF (4chan moderators)—> Blockstream —> COPA

[Anonymous No.57424512]

>>57424498
My own experts? why does your stance seem so one sided. Go take a walk bud

[Anonymous No.57424515]

>>57424481
There is literally no one on God's Earth could fud this fud anymore than he already does himself. He's the classic 'give him a platform and some rope..' - creg'll build himself his own gallows, evryteim.

[Anonymous No.57424522]

>>57424512
English mf, learn it.
'

[Anonymous No.57424526]

>>57424522
Lol now I know you are an Indian hired by IDF to shill here against BSV

[Anonymous No.57424539]

>>57424526
'You' were not the subject, but there's not much point in discussing 4th grade English with ESL tards. Is there.

[Anonymous No.57424540]

>>57424539
Shutup retard

[Anonymous No.57424552]

>>/biz/thread/57402340#p57403748

[Anonymous No.57424557]

>a 'weirdly autistic' and 'profoundly uncharismatic' country
Explains a lot

[Anonymous No.57424560]

>>57424540
So, which country are you from then?
You should really come work for us instead at BlockstreamMossadMaxwellCOPA Inc.
Pay is much better and you don't need to spend all day trying to defend the indefensible. Just work on your literacy some and even you could be on the winning side. For once.

[Anonymous No.57424572]

>>57424552
Bump

[Anonymous No.57424634]

>>57422848
Here's an independent article from fortune.com for you op, may help aid your futlrther understanding:
https://fortune.com/crypto/2024/01/25/craig-wright-bitcoin-satoshi-claim-legal-battle/

[Anonymous No.57424635]

>>57424552
Bump

[Anonymous No.57424637]

>>57423056
Probably someone burning their btc before they divorce or meet the irs and anhero.

[Anonymous No.57424660]

>>57424552
Bump

[Anonymous No.57424676]

another csw thread
another hidden thread

[Anonymous No.57424686]

>>57424552
Bump

[Anonymous No.57424692]

>>57424676
He's getting emptied soon
Literal 2 weeks.

[Anonymous No.57424717]

>>57424552
Bump

[Anonymous No.57425105]

>>57423411
Yeah, you're right, using math and cryptography to verify ownership and remove trust is stupid. I guess we don't need cryptocurrency anymore, let's just go back to using visa and relying on the legal system to resolve everything instead of using crypto.
Pack it up, boys. Crapto is done! Heh, the very idea of using keys and signatures to 'prove' anything... how absurd!

[Anonymous No.57425896]

>>57425105
It makes me laugh everytime you guys take the bait on that one

[Anonymous No.57425920]

>>57423202
Audible kek

[Anonymous No.57426050]

>>57423772
Based pureblood

[Anonymous No.57426070]

>>57426050
Pic didn't attach

[Anonymous No.57427799]

>>57424477
Anyone here with half a brain holds unforked Bitcoin (BTC, BCH and BSV in a 1:1:1 ratio). Why wouldn't you insure your $40,000 BTC for a measly extra $300 (<1%), as a hedge against Calvin bribing the judge and throwing us into the darkest timeline. I don't know why anyone would risk their whole investment on the incorruptibility of the UK courts.

[Anonymous No.57427820]

>>57427799
Because it's far more fun and profitable to take that extra measly $300 and short the fuck outta the scamcoin

[Anonymous No.57427886]

>>57427799
I did just this but not with BCH
10 BTC 220 BSV

[Anonymous No.57427942]

How long do you guys think it took for that dude to gape th wifie pineapple inside his asshole which he used to seduce Craig into giving him the keys to the Genesis block resulting in the biggest robbery in human history despite the fact it was never reported to the authorities? If hooping pineapples is so lucrative why is this the first time I've heard about it?

[Anonymous No.57427948]

>>57427799
I sold my BCH when it was 200, bought btc with it.

He is literally submitting chatGPT generated bitcoin whitepaper drafts pretending he made it, with the prompt of him asking still included in the documents. Did you guys see that shit? Completely alcoholic brain rotted lad.

[Anonymous No.57427974]

>>57422848
the courts cannot "decide" who invented bitcoin especially retroactively. even if they deem it so major players will simply ignore it. at that point the UK supreme court would be making a mockery of itself.

[Anonymous No.57427980]

>>57422848
>look goys
>this piece of paper says im satoshi
>court says so
>no i dont have the keys
>why does that matter ?

[Anonymous No.57428005]

>>57427974
>at that point the UK supreme court would be making a mockery of itself
Ask me how I know anon is not from the UK

[Anonymous No.57428010]

>>57428005
huh?

[Anonymous No.57428016]

>>57422848
You ding dong ignoramus do you know anything about crypto?

If a nigga claims to be Satoshi but doesn't sign any transaction from any wallet that Satoshi owns, don't bother pay attention to his claims. The blockchain was designed for a braindead use case like this.

[Anonymous No.57428800]

>>57428016
If I have the keys to your car, it's my car.

[Anonymous No.57428811]

>>57422848
Craig is a total fraud and only dumb schizos believe him. He's never shown once ounce of proof. He is just a grifter.

https://privacypros.io/stop-craig-wright/

[Anonymous No.57428846]

>>57428800
A decent analogy to show the flaw of my point, but not one to be used for an asshole trying to convince the world he's the one who came up with that invention that uses said key in the first place.

Context anon. CONTEXT.

[Anonymous No.57428873]

>>57428846
He was outed. He was asked by a judge if he was Satoshi. If he said yes it cost him $100+ million dollars. If he said no it cost him nothing.
Context... dweeb

but let's be for real. if he did sign the genesis block people would just say he stole it..

[Anonymous No.57428978]

>>57428873
Anon, you don't sign a block, you sign a transaction from a wallet (the private key in particular). A block merely contains the transactions. The genesis block is the first block of transactions. After that, you add a new block of transactions to the previous block and essentially form a blockchain of transactions.

https://andersbrownworth.com/blockchain/

If he had the keys to Satoshi's wallets, he would have immediately broadcasted signatures the moment he went public with his claims of being Satoshi and we'd have a completely different crypto world (well, only within the BTC sphere) and perception of him.

That tweet/judge proposition is meaningless as he had ages to prove he was Satoshi before it got to that point where he was in court.

[Anonymous No.57429029]

>>57428978
If you send BTC to the Genesis block it can then be spent. What do you think just happened and WHY?!

[Anonymous No.57429484]

>>57423553
>Jew banker regulation friendly coin for banks to transact in
Isn't that bullish though? Jews have money, white dissidents don't.

[Anonymous No.57430103]

>>57429029
Anyone can send BTC to any wallet. Proof of identity comes from signatures. And again, you don't send BTC to a block. You send it to a wallet

https://blockchair.com/bitcoin/block/0

This is the genesis transaction. Satoshi put only one transaction in there, broadcasting a message

> EThe Times 03/Jan/2009 Chancellor on brink of second bailout for banks

After posting the transaction and mining the hash (the string with zeroes at the top) to head the block, he got rewarded with 50 BTC that was sent to that address specified in the transaction link at the bottom.

> 1A1zP1eP5QGefi2DMPTfTL5SLmv7DivfNa

You can only speculate as there's nothing conclusive to state; anyone can send BTC to the above address. You can even send BTC to dormant addresses with zero BTC (sending crypto to an empty address doesn't necessarily mean someone has or has generated the private key to the wallet).

[Anonymous No.57430192]

>>57430103
>1A1zP1eP5QGefi2DMPTfTL5SLmv7DivfNa
It remains that there is more than 50 BTC in the first wallet 99.69270626 BTC

29 BTC was just sent there on Jan. 5th
https://blockchair.com/bitcoin/address/bc1q9z82prqdknpv4ku3haargeu7c0h67yrpree6v2


You know the deadline for Craig Wright to pay exactly 800,000 pounds. at exactly 7pm...

[Anonymous No.57430262]

Kek, ruling won't change shit. Like said above, sign a TX with the OG wallet otherwise its all bullshit

[Anonymous No.57430674]

>>57430192
Yes, people put more BTC in that wallet over the years. ANYONE can send that wallet BTC.

[Anonymous No.57430707]

>>57430674
29 BTC was just sent there on Jan. 5th
That's the EXACT DEADLINE
and the EXACT AMOUNT
that Craig Wright was ordered to pay.
To the PENNY.

[Anonymous No.57430732]

>>57430707
Then you can speculate that Wright sent that amount to the wallet in defiance or trying to gaslight people he's Satoshi by association. If he moved that exact amount OUT of the genesis block miner's wallet then it would mean something because only Satoshi should have access to the private key of that wallet.

Remember, we're trying to deduce Wright's claim as Satoshi. The way to do that is to demonstrate control of one of Satoshi's wallets. Sending crypto to Satoshi's wallets DOES NOT hint at being Satoshi. Anyone can send BTC to to those wallets.

[Anonymous No.57430864]

>>57428873
I think he might end up getting his Bitcoin moved by court order and then revealing the message to a previously signed message with the key from the address the court moved coins from. This achieves a public signature from him, proves Miners are subject to law and gives him less liability owning the coins without perjuring himself that he has lost the keys.

[Anonymous No.57430969]

>>57430707
Do you realize how insane that sounds? If I publicly demand you pay me 1.5315432 BTC then receive that exact amount in a few days does that prove YOU paid me? No, that's fucking retarded it could've been literally anyone or even me paying myself.