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[Anonymous No.57422421]

Redpill me on Sugar Babies, are they a good financial investment if you're just looking to bang Zoomettes?

[Anonymous No.57422441]

>>57422421
don't need to waste a bunch of money in order to "bang Zoomettes." They're one of the easiest generations thus far to find something very casual. Unless you're ugly. You're not ugly, are you? Fat? Very autistic?

[Anonymous No.57422453]

>>57422441
>Fat? Very autistic?

I'm neither. I'm pretty well off and social calibrated. I only match with hogs and women in their 30s on dating apps.

[Anonymous No.57422455]

>>57422421
Unless you’re obscenely wealthy and can afford to send them on lavish vacations(with or without you), you won’t be banging them. They only fuck once they’re addicted to the lifestyle and don’t want to lose it. You won’t be banging any sugar babies just buying them handbags or paying their electric bill. They’ll likely having a dozen or 3 guys lining up to do that.

[Anonymous No.57422490]

>>57422455
>talks out of his ass

[Anonymous No.57422505]

>>57422453
>I only match with hogs and women in their 30s on dating apps.
dude look in the mirror. the time to "bang" was 10+ years ago and you missed it falling for the self-development meme. no one wants to fuck you, with or without money involved and if you actually do get sex, that fact will be painfully obvious to you if you arent autistic

[Anonymous No.57422520]

>>57422505
Why was the time 10 years ago? If he has money he can do whatever the fuck he wants. You are setting some arbitrary restrictions trying to make him feel bad for no good reason. Maybe he didn't have the capital back then? Maybe he didn't want to bang the same skinnyfat trailer park trash you like? Ever think about that?

[Anonymous No.57422706]

>>57422505
>>57422455
>t. misguided lunatics

[Anonymous No.57423058]

>>57422453
follow the rules

>pay the fucking app
>rent a boat, nice car ect...
>hire photographer to take pictures
>upload pictures
>from chatgpt, add this to your intro: Passionate explorer with an insatiable curiosity for life's wonders. Whether it's discovering hidden gems in the city or embarking on spontaneous road trips, I believe in making every moment count. An avid reader who loves diving into thought-provoking conversations, I'm on the lookout for a partner-in-crime to share laughter, adventure, and deep connections. Let's create our own story filled with memorable chapters and unforgettable moments. Swipe right if you're ready for a journey of a lifetime!"

try to not look creepy, gl dude.

[Anonymous No.57423781]

>>57422455
>Teenagers don't want to fuck unless you buy them thousands of greek islands.
You are a fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.57423834]

>>57422421
>Redpill me on Sugar Babies, are they a good financial investment if you're just looking to bang Zoomettes?
Spending money on porn/hookers/sugar babies is a retarded financial decision.

And 99% of "Sugar Daddies" are literally just fucking simps. She has a BF, you send her money, she occasionally sends you a selfi. Don't be fucking retarded.
>T. Worked in entertainment industry

[Anonymous No.57423923]

>>57422441
>Unless you're ugly. You're not ugly, are you? Fat? Very autistic?
All 3.
How much do I need for a little Chinese waifu?

[Anonymous No.57424429]

>>57423923
eat less and move more to lose weight
read books, and i mean novels, not text books, to become less autisitc
ugly cant be changed but a good haircut from a barber does a lot for you

[Anonymous No.57425038]

>>57423058
pretty much
there's a massive difference between a good photographer. even great photographers can't take good dating app shots
you basically need to hire chad to take your pics. even some "tinder photographers" are shit theyre just trying to get free jobs via marketing
dating photos are different, they have to look "natural" while still clearly being taken by pros. i cant do it myself, and im not bad at photography but not a pro either. and if they're really good they'll be able to get that + edit to make you look more physically attractive w/o it coming off in person
im not sure how to fake the wealth part, lie and say all ure expensvie shit is in a diff country and the civic was rented at the airport? kek

[Anonymous No.57425044]

>>57422421
Too high a price for what you get. Just buy a whore by the hour.

[Anonymous No.57425049]

>>57422421
I'm trying to remember who this woman is.

[Anonymous No.57425050]

>>57425049
Some leathery old slut. Same as ten others just like her.

[Anonymous No.57425053]

>>57422421
It is a money sink. I become obsessive and I stalked the girl i'm spending money to.

[Anonymous No.57425056]

>>57423058
lmao no

[Anonymous No.57425481]

>>57423058
You know that every chatgpt description looks pretty much the same and many people will be able to spot it?
Use Your own words.

[Anonymous No.57425911]

>>57422421
Did this for a while. Had to live in Canada for a year setting up new office in Toronto. Seeking website was offering 66% off at the time. Found a 20yo who basically let me free-use her for 1K CAD per month. seemed like it was life changing money for her. from what she told me, the sugar sites are FULL of broke time wasters and married dudes. If you’re genuine and willing to throw a little cash, you’ll do well quickly

[Anonymous No.57426197]

>>57422421
I want to blow my balls out to this chick
Goddamn she's so hot

[Anonymous No.57426448]

>>57422421
Think of it as an investment into your well-being and not into the Sugar Baby. If you find yourself one that knows what she is doing you are going to feel like a King, which goes a long way in mental health. Having spent far more on far less, it feels nice to have an attractive 20 something trad-looking whore swoon over me everytime i see her in pubic.

It feels good. If you can afford it then enjoy it OP

[Anonymous No.57426537]

>>57422421
Marrying third worlders still works to this day. Don't waste money on high upkeep locals.

[Anonymous No.57426639]

>>57422421
What's the deal with sugarbabies? They are not sugar and they are not babies. Once you fuck a zoomette, what's even the point of keeping her around and buying her stuff? Do a 360 on her and look for another "sugarbaby" (glorified prostitute) Unless you are a poor 60 yo. lonely sadfag who don't care being ripped off by a girl who hates your guts and denies you sex unironically and you know it but can't do any better at your age because you're a sad old fuck, there is no need to have a sugarbaby at all. Unless you're a retard who thinks having a woman next to you is somehow a sign of success. Pro tip: you're just paying a prostitute who open her legs for free to any men she finds worthy enough

[Anonymous No.57426675]

>>57422441
Yes I’m both ugly and autistic. Not fat though.

[Anonymous No.57427008]

>>57423058
trying too hard gives women the ick
chad can take a bathroom selfie and get 10 times more matches than you

[Anonymous No.57427210]

>>57425911

Oddly enough the $50 monthly fee makes it one of the few usable dating sites where it isn't 99 to 1 male to female. It's like how Ethereum gas keeps the jeets off the chain.

[Anonymous No.57427223]

>>57426639
>sadfag who don't care being ripped off by a girl who hates your guts and denies you sex unironically

sounds like most married men

[Anonymous No.57427262]

>>57427210
Why is it so cheap there? It’s $110/month in the US.

[Anonymous No.57427306]

>>57422421
Ugly girls have feelings too faggot, I saw what you did there for negative bait.

[Anonymous No.57427376]

>>57422453
Just buy escorts like Boogie did. Everything seemed to work out fine for him

[Anonymous No.57427414]

>>57422421
No. My Asian wife who is a data science consultant with a top MBA strongly resembles RE2 remake Ada Wong. Lately she has been doing the One Punch Man workout to increase the muscle density of her already-curvy body. This has led to us wrestling and her headlocking me into submission until I come on a near-nightly basis. Just go to rule34 and search for the top rated Ada Wong videos to understand what is going on.

So, why would you ever need to PAY someone for sexual gratification? I heard this can put a HUGE dent in your savings. Totally NOT a good financial investment. Meanwhile, my wife earns about the same as I do, and we are stacking big time (crypto-wise, I am 100% all-in on ICP).

[Anonymous No.57427434]

>>57426537
I originally met my wife in the People's Republic of China and it turned out to be the best decision I ever made. You have to pick the right person though.

[Anonymous No.57427453]

>>57427434
This literally never happened.

[Anonymous No.57427487]

>>57427453
Believe it.

[Anonymous No.57427506]

>>57427434
This is another thing about third world women - It isn't exclusively gold diggers who will consider you. Many of them just want a normal life and a husband that doesn't beat them up.
>>57427453
Even if he is larping, it isn't far fetched at all. In my neighborhood alone there is a Bolivian wife and a Russian wife, both of them married to would-be-incels. If you can spend 6 months in another country you can meet and marry a local woman, even if you have a significant age gap.

[Anonymous No.57427516]

>>57422421
No, and your mentality is half of what's wrong with society right now, not just that most women are turning into turbowhores before they even turn 18.

[Anonymous No.57427532]

>>57427223
is like marriage except you have at least a hot young wife , but yeah.

[Anonymous No.57427539]

>>57427414
kek shameless ICP shill, dare I say based even (though I wouldn't buy that piece of trash)

[Anonymous No.57427557]

>>57427487
those nails are short and weird as fuck but I'm a brown fag so my opinion doesn't count I guess

[Anonymous No.57427574]

>>57427539
$10T+ of assets will need to be tokenized by 2030 and ICP has the best solution and team

>>57427557
I was actually thinking about trimming them again today lol I hate long nails

[Anonymous No.57427592]

>>57427574
by 2030 the US and Europe will be in a state of civil war and it won't matter

[Anonymous No.57427611]

>>57422421
What's the point? The reason men fuck prostitutes is because it's easy and unambiguous, ie she'll just take your money and let you go or come back whenever you want.

With sugar babies you're paying her for a relationship. So it's not easy and unambiguous anymore, you need to take her on dates, you need to take her feelings into account, and you're paying on top of that.

Seems like a dumb middle ground between girlfriend and prostitute where you get the worst of both worlds : you have to bother with being in a relationship and you don't even get genuine love/validation out of it because you're just a client.

[Anonymous No.57427613]

>>57422520
Don't know why he's trying to cuck himself by planning restrictions on when to fuck.

[Anonymous No.57427618]

>>57427592
Perhaps. The odds of this seem to be creeping higher every year. It will probably sparked off by some black swan event. Fortunately, I have an escape plan. Do you?