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>molting season edition


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>> No.57409557


>> No.57409566

Doomers have been wrong for 18 months

>> No.57409568

EVs are a scam

>> No.57409569
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INTC bros, we're up next.

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>> No.57409574

And when has that ever stopped a market?

>> No.57409577

The yield curve says there will be a recession this year and it has been accurate for 80 years

>> No.57409578
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God this image is horrifying

>> No.57409584

>Microsoft lays off 1,900 Activision Blizzard and Xbox employees
>Blizzard president Mike Ybarra leaves the company
>Blizzard chief design officer Allen Adham leaves the company
>Blizzard's previously announced survival game is cancelled

God I hope we get another 1983 tier video game market crash this year or 2025, this was of mass tech layoffs is a lot worse than 2023 kek

>> No.57409586

Bought some gamble shares. I hope they mention AI atleast 50 times.

>> No.57409590
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the loli stock is on a discount rn

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Never been here before. Help me waste my time and money wishing on stars.

>> No.57409597
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>this time it's different, please be different

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>everything green
>portfolio still down

>> No.57409608
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Smooth sailing so far, how are you doing anon?

>> No.57409611

>OH NO my SPY shares will be worth 5% less and then climb another 30%

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Verification not required.

>> No.57409623

I bought a whopping two options for $150 each. I spent $1500 on AMD 90DTE calls. If INTC runs I know AMD is a shoe in.

>> No.57409639

>homemade faggots

>> No.57409649

dump 50k into llap in 10 years you will either be an eight figures chad or you will have killed yourself.

>> No.57409654

Beating my benchmark so far this year (TNA)

>> No.57409662
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I missed the bottom... Loli XOM slurper anon, I have failed you I am sorry.

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TSLA has bottomed.

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I am still waiting for the big bobo crash. Is it in two weeks ?

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I ordered a very expensive cabinet from Wayfair and all I got was a cabinet.

>> No.57409690

Go for the blackest of black swans: BPT

Breakeven right now's like $85.

>> No.57409692

>I spent $1500 on AMD 90DTE calls
what strike?

>> No.57409694

long TSLA, short NFLX, life is good

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>> No.57409698

That's tragic anon. My experience went much better.

>> No.57409707
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You're supposed to put a delivery address of Little St James.

>> No.57409715

>OH NO my SPY shares will be worth 5% less
try 50%, cuckold tranny

>> No.57409719

>get laid off
>collect unemployment
>mfw farming it for next 26 weeks
>mfw collecting it WHILE i get severance pay
>all because my colleague didn't want to admit he fucked up and ruined our entire network for 3 straight days

>> No.57409727
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I bought TSLA earlier this month thinking it was the bottom, surely it can't get worse at least

>> No.57409735

Why doesn't everyone just buy good companies?

>> No.57409738

TSLA has bottomed the bottom after Elon Musk publicly comes out and says that he is buying. Until Elon Musk comes out and announces that he is buying, it hasn't even come close to hitting bottom.

>> No.57409743

well that's just silly
also ADMchads we are rising into the close

>> No.57409747

Hey listen pal you can buy my bags when SPY is 600 EoY. I'll give you a one dollar discount hahaha

>> No.57409752

I used to care about the doomposting bobo spam, it was so relentless, i used to have nightmares where i woke up checked my phone and saw my entire stack missing 1-2 entire digits. Then I put in stop loss orders. I don't stress over the market anymore. If it keeps pumping cool, if it crashes whatever. Being sidelined is the worst feeling and completely unnecessary.

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How does this work explain please?

>> No.57409760
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people buying the mag7 or intel right now should be ashamed, it's simply irresponsible

>> No.57409761

Aight loaded up on soxs and 50x short leverage on INTC. Ready to blow this account up niggers
Digits I make it

>> No.57409771

I have 5 1DTE $50 calls on INTC

>> No.57409772

but anon... that's down ytd... are you up somewhat?

>> No.57409776

>SPY is 600 EoY.
That's a little bearish projection.

>> No.57409778

I just can't trust Intel they still suck balls all day because they like them so much. Already had a 30 to 50 run going to drop to 45 tomorrow and then wheeze to 42 and then Biden will support them and then 60 to EOY.

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50% ADM, 50% AMD will beat the 50% DENN, 50% DNN portfolio in this coming year.

>> No.57409788

mag 7 is dead bro. its bussin 6 now.

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$210 5/17 EXP, actually was only $1100, the other I put into PG.

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>> No.57409802

>market rejection at 2 year high
>everything overbought
>profit reports for stocks like TSLA have only been negative so far
>profit reports for all of reddit and /smg/'s favorite meme stocks like AMD next week
>the AI meme was all that kept the market up
>Jpow saying no cuts (but people are in disbelief)
>next week will CONFIRM no fuckin cuts at the fed meeting
And then, return to nothing

>> No.57409808

Finna bouta be the sussin' 6 in a couple of weeks fr

>> No.57409815

>only hire seething 40yo millennial roasties who hate men and have danger hair and watch sailor moon, plus pajeets and trannies
>wtf why is the market shitting and farting?

>> No.57409824

It pays out a dividend, but only if BP's Prudhoe Bay assets turn a profit. Last quarter that hurdle was like $85/barrel. https://bpt.q4web.com/news-releases/news-details/2024/BP-Prudhoe-Bay-Royalty-Trust-Announces-No-Unit-Payment-for-the-Fourth-Quarter-of-2023/default.aspx

Right now it's trading at like 2.75. So if oil averages $90.50 for a quarter, you literally get a 200% payout.

>> No.57409830

I've noticed market makers wont let SPY close red even 1 day because if they do that will start the sell off momentum. What a bunch of nigger faggots.

>> No.57409836

This. -20% next week, guaranteed

>> No.57409837

I don't want to see a deep recession, with millions and millions of American families struggling to put food on the table that gets blamed on Joe Biden and leads the the resurrection of President Trump. That would be a terrible thing for the LGPTQ+ and migrant communities.

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>> No.57409854

The market is pricing in 6 SIX cuts THIS YEAR. Absolutely delusional. We'll get one cut at most. We maybe have six cuts within the next 5 years.

>> No.57409855

>market rejection at 2 year high
except it set a new ath? so its just cooling off from that and will continue from here.

>> No.57409857

that's what i thought, bought 1 share and it started dumping.
we need it, tired of the slop coming out of AAA studios.
market is still overvalued mumu.

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The cuts are in.

>> No.57409868

I don't understand how the p/e can be over 1400 and the stock continues to rise. Are we expecting AMD to announce they've constructed an Dyson Sphere around Proxima Centauri or something?

>> No.57409870

>gaps down 38% during Jew hours

>> No.57409873

>AMD to announce they've constructed an Dyson Sphere around Proxima Centauri
Uh... how did you get this inside information?

>> No.57409877

Forward P/E can be lower that current P/E if earnings are growing. Earnings can grow because they'll have more revenue, better margins, less money sunk into shit like capex, any number of things.

>> No.57409881

i know a lot of people made money from tsla puts i wasn't able to get them cause i was busy. are there any other free money earnings plays coming up?

>> No.57409882

What part of new paradigm are you not understanding?

>> No.57409885
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All that induced money had to go somewhere.

>> No.57409887

INTC in 4 minutes

>> No.57409889

>so its just cooling off
Dumb beartard, it's the new paradigm.

>> No.57409892

>Earnings can grow
By like 100x?

>> No.57409894

This. It's so Galway Metals how stop losses don't trigger during extended hours trading.

>> No.57409896

It's called a bubble. Short now for free money.

>> No.57409903

puts or calls?

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>> No.57409915

and that's why my stop limit is well above 38%. They'd have to predict my exact range to yoink my bags which is unlikely, as is the entire market falling like a shitcoin getting jeet rugged 90% by a single sell and missing my stop limit window entirely if it's "organically" crashing.

>> No.57409920

If they were pulling in $0.01 per share while sinking $0.99 per share into capex or being retards or something, yeah, you'd see a 100x. Even if the share price and revenues are fuckhuge relative to that.

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>> No.57409924

Might watch Classroom of the Elite. Is it any good?

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>> No.57409932
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Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>> No.57409934

>No oppai loli stocks with gigantic growth

I sleep, wake me up when certain stocks pump up huge pairs of tits

>> No.57409936
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kinda crabbish except for 1 stock which did alright

>> No.57409940

wait till tomorrow. That will be the start.

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>> No.57409942

It really isn't. I couldn't remember anything from season 2 and trying to rewatch was too painful. Cool idea and some nice boobas, but it's kind of dull.

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>> No.57409947

+.15%. Would have been +.3 but I had to xfer some money to pay a delinquent bill.

>> No.57409950

>AAPL -0.17%
yeah I'll sell tomorrow

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>YTD: -2.21%

I'm gonna need the senate to get off its ass and ban Russian uranium NOW. It's a threat to our national security or something.

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>> No.57409957

Futes scalping off VWAP?

>> No.57409960
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first day back trading in 9 months, started with selling my tsla put, adding some AMD and PG options, awaiting INTC results on ATM calls. Not bad. Beats what I make wagin'

>> No.57409962

LMAO I told you INTCucks. -20%

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>> No.57409965

It's alright, felt like an inferior OreGairu though and maybe I'm an idiot but I struggled to remember who was who since there were so many fucking characters (I feel like at least half the class was an actual character then you had randoms from other classes on top of that)

>> No.57409966
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-0.4% (unrealized)

>> No.57409972

Are you okay anon? How are you feeling?

>> No.57409973
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Well, anons? Is it?

>> No.57409974

Today = +1.5%
Week = +2.7%

>> No.57409979
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What is Intel doing...

>> No.57409980

Have they had any other major screw ups since spectre/meltdown?

>> No.57409986

I wish I were half as brave as you.

>> No.57409987

Fine :)

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If only...

>> No.57409991

It was only a grand so I'm ok. Thanks for asking.

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It doesn't matter what you set your pitiful little "stop" to when it rugs during hours that you are not able to trade unless HOOD is your brokerage and you only trade on the 24 hour markets. (sweet dreams, NIGGER!)

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they never listen

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>Here is the 2008 Guinness Book of World Records Gamer's Edition where Tony Temple's 1.9 million point world record Missile Command score was achieved on the INVALID FAST CURSOR 4 INCH TRACKBALL SETTING

>> No.57410011

I resent the fact that I have to pay taxes.

>> No.57410022

It does because it means they cannot leave me with less cash than I'm willing to part for them with. I will simply hold my bags if it drops that sharply outside hours. They'll go back up after the jewening eventually. There's no real risks here.

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>> No.57410028

if it grows by 2, then the pest cut in half. do it doesn't have to grow by 1000x. a growth stock can trade st a high multiple like 30 and be fairly valued

>> No.57410033

Thanks for playing doomers. It's time to get back to palworld. Also buy some NTDOY enjoy this nice little dip before 18$ EOY

>> No.57410037

Good job. Knowing how to milk the unemployment system is like having extra fuck you money around. I’ve done it myself three times. Enjoy the time off and relax.

>> No.57410046

you should be really careful with these, I can't seem to find proper documentation on the agreement, but oftentimes these royalty trusts have a "good by" date. That means once the date is crossed the shares become worthless. The bet is that you make more money than you pay for by the "good by" date. Do you know this date?

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>people buying the mag7 or intel right now should be ashamed, it's simply irresponsible
did any of u buy intel calls? confess

>> No.57410051

1400 / 2 is still 800
1400 / 100 = 14 which is an average megacap value company
Sure it's tech so let's say 50x is enough
That's still wild

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>> No.57410067

All Mumus deserve rape without lube.

>> No.57410074

Ah, ok, that I can see if you have a time horizon that can eat something like a 2000-2013 dip. I should have nooticed the "limit" instead of "loss" too.

>> No.57410077
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After Intel shits the bed on guidance, all semis go blood red, what a fucking surprise.

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Pic related is my portfolio daily % movement over the past several years.
Becoming diversified in the past year has made things really... boring.

>> No.57410082

they will get it tomorrow and next week.
microsoft, google, the list goes on, they will all come out with terrible results and the market will plummet

>> No.57410087

+1%. That last minute XOM pump really saved it.

>> No.57410089

Um, sweety. You do know ECB just confirmed rate cut this summer, right?

>> No.57410093

When holding TSLA one must expect crazy swings when Elon Musk has a sperg out and then the market has a sperg out from his sperg out. In a way it’s almost the perfect stock for 4chan. Will be slurping up more TSLA as funds become available.

>> No.57410101

I hope you positioned for the meltdown of semis tomorrow

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And Japan is going to raise theirs. Noone cares about europe ;)

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oh no no intcel bros it wasn't supposed to be like this the macd said we were gonna moon tomorrow

>> No.57410113

they're recovering already. AMD and NVIDIA still above PDC

>> No.57410116

I know "it's just how it works lol" but it genuinely blows my mind when people see a company like Intel bring in mountains of money and still find a way to twist it into something so bearish that they start selling and buying puts. It happens every fucking time, no one who actually pays attention to the markets should ever be caught off guard by this stuff. And yet here we are. Guaranteed this dip gets reversed so hard.

>> No.57410122

Just bought some INTC, already up 1.2%

>> No.57410126

>“We delivered strong Q4 results, surpassing expectations for the fourth consecutive quarter with revenue at the higher end of our guidance,” said Pat Gelsinger, Intel CEO.
Then why the fuck are we dumping??

>> No.57410128

The lost decade was a sharp drop then a rapid recovery followed by crabbing until the sun burned out. I wouldn't be dipped for a decade.

>> No.57410134

stay strong intcbros. we did beat earnings after all. day to day is just noise. i'm sure many of you sold calls as well, bobo gloating a 6 pct after hours move is honestly pathetic and desperate behavior

>> No.57410135


lol haha

>> No.57410147

Because their guidance was dogshit you fucking idiot.

>> No.57410149



Its literally Jews wanting a cheaper price

>> No.57410153

that´s what tesla fags were saying yesterday

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>> No.57410160

2022 really conditioned a lot of normie faggots to be permadoomer bears, then they got their asses handed to them last year and now they're still trying to make up their losses by, once again, for the 50th time, buying Big Money's puts when they publish scary headlines.

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Well.. fuck

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>> No.57410171
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>muh heckin projection into the future that all i will later beat expectations on

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bros ive been reading up on financial astrology. i even ordered a book

i paid money for a financial astrology book.. it might be over for me.

>> No.57410173

You retards are so incredibly dumb about this stuff it's amazing. You must not ever have time horizons longer than a couple weeks, because that's always how long it takes for these kRaZy moves to shake out and reveal themselves to be complete nothingburgers

>> No.57410182

I could see myself dumping money into that shit, when they actually did something about their debt and profit margins, not just waiting around for federal money and some fucking plants to be open by 2035.

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>> No.57410199

Literally nothing but bad news ahead for semi bag holders. Asspounding of a lifetime to come

>> No.57410201

>You must not ever have time horizons longer than a couple weeks
>couple weeks
>2 weeks

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That's what that insufferable K-Pop spammer did.

>> No.57410205

>2.5x YoY is dogshit
Don't just spout nonsense and buzzwords you heard once, retard.

>> No.57410210

Intel is too intertwined with the US defense apparatus to ever stop receiving billions of dollars in funding. Either way, the rest of the semi sector dumping in unison because Intel.....made 20 billion dollars? is completely fucking absurd

>> No.57410218
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I day trade on a 1 second chart. YOU WILL NOT OUT-DEGENERATE ME

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>> No.57410222

Where INTC fails, SKYT will step in.

>> No.57410230

The market is forward looking. Guidance was terrible. Only thing that could possibly turn it around is something exciting during the call, but their calls are always boring and gay so fat chance of that.

>> No.57410232

It's not just a small earnings loss that's worrying, it's the broader idea of semis having a pullback. Especially if you're a mid-term investor.

>> No.57410243

Bets on PCE?

>> No.57410242

SOXS Chads we're winning.
Fuck all Mumus.

>> No.57410248

I should be reading financial news but I'm goign to make a new meme instead...

>> No.57410247

did it make money or go full scizo ?

>> No.57410249

Why did KLAC dump? In sympathy with shitfuck Intel?

>> No.57410256

Based SOXS chad

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Oopsie poopsie

>> No.57410261

CUM ulative.

>> No.57410265

Has INTC ever gone up on earnings?

>> No.57410274

European stock markets have the same values as in 2007, they are irrelevant.

>> No.57410275

Anon, it, uh, it already came out.

>> No.57410284

They also done got earnings https://earningswhispers.com/stocks/KLAC

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>> No.57410293

Holding it doesn't do much but buying it affects the order book.

>> No.57410294

Not wrong, but the entire continent of Europe exists to pump US stocks.

>> No.57410295

>Muh guidance was terrible
Seriously you must be new to this because this >>57410171 is what always happens

They beat earnings tho

>> No.57410297

How do you chart that? Is it your broker's option?

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sure looks like a good way to start 2024 and surely not any cracks forming leading to a recession later

>> No.57410304
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My truckloads of LVMH are fine though.

>> No.57410306

Look at the daily chart on SPY.
Does the same fucking thing every day.
Dump in the morning, pump in the afternoon, close green, pump overnight, dump in the morning. Repeat.

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Pic related and yet they dump as hard as INTC did. I fucking hate stocks

>> No.57410311

The last 3.

>> No.57410312

All of these are part of SOXL. All of them rose in sympathy with AMD, now they will all fall. A cascade. Just as planned. Just like LCRX and TXN. AMD will suck and fuck and take the entire house of cards down.

>> No.57410318

Can also see their full report or hop on the webcast here: https://ir.kla.com/news-events/press-releases/detail/470/kla-corporation-reports-fiscal-2024-second-quarter-results

Welcome to Earnings Season.

>> No.57410323

You know Big Tech is laying people off because they literally don't need them anymore because they're being replaced with AI, right? Unironically bullish as fuck

>> No.57410334

Wrong it’s because margins are fucked

>> No.57410336

>not Hermès

>> No.57410343

>zero fucks given
Good for her

>> No.57410345

That is a sexy daily candle. Did well on earnings I guess?

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>> No.57410351

It seems whenever a company says anything be it good or bad news they dump and if they maintain no news invisibility they passively pump for eternity. Why do companies even release news?

>> No.57410356

Because they have to

>> No.57410361
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Yep, good earnings. Though it doesn't really mean anything, it always has good earnings. Sometimes the market simply doesn't react. All in all, it's more often than not a comfy sail.

>> No.57410368

I lost eight dollars and eighty seven cents. :(

>> No.57410379

If the yield curve keeps de-inverting at this current rate, it'll be fully back to 0% by the first week of March.
I said for all of last year it would be March 2024.

>> No.57410381
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>Levi Strauss, $LEVI, to cut 10% of corporate workforce, per Bloomberg.

>> No.57410382

Intel spinning off Altera is a really bad look. really highlights they have no fucking idea what theyre doing

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Well done, anon. Hopefully you made money off the bond futures trade you put on.

>> No.57410394

congrats bro

>> No.57410396

Saving this frog

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Every time I check INTC it's lower.

>> No.57410411

Levi will cut as much as 15% of its corporate workforce to boost efficiency as new Chief Executive Officer Michelle Gass takes the reins of the denim maker

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+1.1%. Adequate.

>> No.57410432

This is so fucking dumb. The entire sector is selling off for the dumbest reason. Im gonna legit kill myself i have feb 2nd 2-2 soxl calls at $39.

Im just not gonna pay attention to anything till monday morning. Im sure it will turn around. This fuckin thing always does

>> No.57410437

Real funny anon, except I did even worse than that and shorted Nvideo. The good thing is my short is just red AF but I haven't got liquidated as I have in the past, so at least I learned to play it safe that much.
I'm fully expecting Nvideo to eat multiple severe asswhoops when the recession gets underway. Tech is going to get raped and I am going to come back and laugh at all the bullniggers here who thought the business cycle had ended and muh bidenomics and muh Nvideo flight to safety trade.

>> No.57410438
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>Car manufacturers

Are there any industries you don't even bother following in the least due to a perceived difficulty to make money as a retail investor?

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I suppose INTC tanking drops SOXL down as well, which in turn hurts the other semis... interesting

>> No.57410444

Buying SOXL calls at the top.
You're a fucking retard.

>> No.57410446

I dunno, give me a list of like 50 industries and I'll tell you which jump out.

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>> No.57410451

Damn. That’s a lot a small font words. Good thing I got nothing better to do this weekend.

>> No.57410452

>he thinks this is the top

>> No.57410455
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more layoffs, they're still bullish right?

>> No.57410456

Nigger you're buying the literal fucking top and you're expecting not to get heemed? I guess there need to be a few of us in the wreckage.

>> No.57410460

>Fed BTFP Lending At $167.8 Bln In Week >Ended January 24 (prev $161.5 Bln)
- Discount-Window Loans At $2.79 Bln (prev $2.30 Bln)

They are borrowing more and more money for "free"

>> No.57410461

>shorted Nvideo
Never short a strong horse.

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I hate Intel for their years of dogshit product and paying to corner the market with it. So lol. lmao, perhaps.

>> No.57410469

Lmao this is not the fucking top hahahahahaha

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>> No.57410487
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I don't follow any sectors. I just trade index letfs.

>> No.57410490
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>he said nervously looking at his poorfolio

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>> No.57410496

More like
>He said confidently while looking at the long term MACD and RSI on pretty much everything

>> No.57410498

I've learned my lesson, oh well. I learned a lot of lessons this cycle which I feel will assist me going forwards. I'm doing okay desu, I'm not heavily invested at all, most of my money is cashgang ATM.
My short will be nice when it starts printing. I'll just pay down more of my mortgage and maybe redo my bathroom.

>> No.57410513
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Looks toppish to me

>> No.57410517

Ticker: PUMP it up

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>> No.57410518

Ok this isn't even puberty or anything but just underage, faggot.

>> No.57410520
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i have too much cash

>> No.57410525
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>> No.57410530
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Correct you dumb nigger, it's a motherfucking DOUBLE TOP LMFAOOOOOOOO

>> No.57410532
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this was the power of the CHIPS ACT

>> No.57410535

Can you guys cool it with the sus kani posting? I am at work

>> No.57410542

Lmao don't tell me this for real

>> No.57410543

What a soft looking gorgeous young lady.

>> No.57410549
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i have too little cash

>> No.57410551
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Shill me a stock, something with a nice logo t shirt

>> No.57410556

Yep! Down 2% now. I'll hold it and add to it over time though.

>> No.57410557
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..... he doesnt know

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>> No.57410569

Bro that's a kid, get help

>> No.57410574

Why? Why isn't it like early 2021? I remember everyone saying that was the top too

>> No.57410576

Fucking hope it crashes so I can buy SOXL calls

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Swing fast, dont hold moldy bags

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>> No.57410580

from what I understand, if oil is in a slow decline or goes sideways for 2 years you lose *everything* since the trust is cancelled

"Based on the 2022 twelve month average WTI Price of $93.67 per barrel, the projected value of the Production Taxes and Adjusted Chargeable Costs as prescribed by the Conveyance is $83.03 per barrel in 2023 and $89.34 per barrel in 2024 and continues to increase thereafter.
If net revenues are less than $1,000,000 for two consecutive years, or if 60% of Unit holders vote in favor of termination, the Trust will terminate."

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>> No.57410587

its not a double top dumbass until that 3500 low is broken.

>> No.57410588
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>The WWE leaks

>> No.57410590

I feel ya. I never thought it would be a problem but damn is it a big one.

>> No.57410591

My man it clearly broke the first top

>> No.57410597

Britney Spears and Taylor Swift look like trannies. I'm convinced this is all a humiliation ritual by the satanic elites

>> No.57410599

Ok nevermind, I already have an idea, just a min

>> No.57410602
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>INTC dumps
>KLAC dumps
>V dumps
It's just algorithms all the way down in this perfectly organic market

>> No.57410608

>why won't the sector do another 2x within the next 2 years

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>> No.57410616

Buddy, if oil stays this low for the next *two years* with all the shit going on, we've clearly got bigger problems. Like a pandemic killing half the planet.

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>> No.57410623

>Double tops need to be exact or they don't count!
Oh the mumoid cope begins!

>> No.57410624

How do you feel about a young Hillary Duff?

>> No.57410625

I'm hoping it hits at least 33 again because I watched that pass me by and knew I should have loaded up. That and $9 F.

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>> No.57410632

>The WWE leaks
The Rock and his Saudi friends will be pissed

>> No.57410637

it needs to break the low to be a double top.

can you read?

>> No.57410639


>> No.57410640

TSLA pumping AH

>> No.57410642
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Looks like they got one year left to turn things around. Seems to be tied to money and not a specific date. Found this on SA out didn’t want to make an account to read the whole thing.

>> No.57410644

>Shilling SPCE
That's just rude. At least LLAP is funny because you can shitpost with Rocker.

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>> No.57410652

How young?

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> he wasn't joking
lmao how do europoors cope with the utter humiliation? how poor can they be?

>> No.57410658

That's not how a double top is confirmed you retard
I meant to reply to the other mumucuck anyway here

>> No.57410665

Lizzie McGuire young

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>> No.57410668

It sounds like Vince had a lot of fun. Good for him.

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>> No.57410676

Gotta pick winners, like Airbussy and Couch Tard.

>> No.57410677 [DELETED] 

I gotchu senpai https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J97srOtPzrg

>> No.57410678
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>Barely recovered since 2001

>> No.57410681

I always jerked it as a kid in puberty way too much to her friend Miranda Sanchez. I don't know what it is but her alternative style and attitude vibes with me and I like women with dark hair and redheads. I think the actress playing her got addicted to drugs or something so I can save her.

>> No.57410685

That’s somebody’s son you freak

>> No.57410686

There's always a bigger idiot.

>> No.57410690

yes it is. i just saw a former hedgie say it yesterday.

if it doesnt break the low then its not going down you dumbass

>> No.57410691
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Miranda Sanchez all the way

>> No.57410692

Who solded last minute?

>> No.57410705

Gotta say watching Europe die an ugly and humiliating death after being a jew vassal state for the past 200 years is pretty beautiful and epic.
They flooded themselves with niggers and didn't even make any money out of it. They just ended their civilization and for what. They're toast and it's fucking amazing that they haven't become actual failed states yet though they can't be far off. I hope they keep sending all their weapons to Jewkraine too so that they are defenseless. Stupid fucking simp faggots.

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>> No.57410710
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>INTC 45.40
well... shit
I tried to do the smart theta/IV play and still got blown up

>> No.57410713
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I do it for her

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yes, it's also tied to HNS operations remaining profitable. oil production on the field is declining by about 10% a year so there comes a point where the operations are not worth the profits, and at that point HNS calls it quits and the trust goes to zero

>> No.57410718

this is fun

>> No.57410721

This is some gay machine trading or something. Some sort of fakeout happening tonight

>> No.57410722
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>this is fun

>> No.57410723
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INTC $100 tomorrow

>> No.57410726

i remember she was absent from the movie because the actress was pregnant

>> No.57410737
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My fucking latina for christ, we are going to get you off those drugs so I can save you and make you an honest woman as my wife. I know satanic Hollywood and pedo directors fucked you up but I can fix you

>> No.57410742
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Am I late to the party?

>> No.57410746

canada has a wealth of untapped oil, takes 1 policy change to crash oil prices due to harsh economic times (housing bubble in canada is insane)

>> No.57410753

Yeah, that was my bad. Sorry

>> No.57410758

Yeah, I'm sure Rakesh and Hong will pull a 180 on Trudeau and start voting like Albertan conservatives. Totally.

>> No.57410762
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Oh fuck that then, I ain't raising another man's kid. Fuck that cuck shit. That bitch whore ruined her future with me and her redemption arc. She belongs in the trash now with Lizzie

>> No.57410763
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Sorry, didn't like the shadows on that one

>> No.57410765


Thats a cute boy

>> No.57410774

Fuck you bro. She was my crush as a kid

>> No.57410777

it isn't even in anyone's control, that's what has to be done

>> No.57410778
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very fun

>> No.57410780
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>TSLA down 26,48% YTD

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I'm having fun.

>> No.57410797

Yeah and the Soviets really had to try more capitalism in the 70s and 80s.

Besides, what's the breakeven for oil sands at this point? $90 or something?

>> No.57410803
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We rise after this

>> No.57410809
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I’d like to see Apu with camo, rifle, and glasses like this.

>> No.57410828

Why are bears so fucking dumb in nature? I see them getting scared over everything and getting their asses handed to them over and over again.

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>> No.57410850

black bears eat plants
brown bears hunt animals
white bears hunt people and learn their daily schedule

>> No.57410863

> those fucking claws pawing me like I'm his bitch
you'd have to be a madman to do this

>> No.57410873
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Some species are retarded scaredy cats, some will eat your face.

>> No.57410878

Bears resemble dogs because just like dogs in captivity thay can be trained and are docile

>> No.57410894

I wish I could be this happy

>> No.57410906

dogs don't have individual claws the size of my foot

>> No.57410910

Hmm, something like that would work for Bass Pro Shops/Cabelas, but they aren't public companies so there's no stock.

>> No.57410911

It amazes me pandas are still a thing. Pandas existing alone should prove evolution isn't real. God is an autistic kid that made some retarded animals.

>> No.57410933

>plant eating animal evolving to eat other animals for more nutrients
yeah seems fine
>meat eating animal evolving to only eat plants
makes no fucking sense

>> No.57410939

VSTO? Or, wait, didn't they get rid of their guns?

>> No.57410943

>I warned you about stairs bro

>> No.57410945

BABA earnings are on the 31st, don't forget your calls.

>> No.57410951

Not only that but look into how difficult it is for them to reproduce. Female pandas can enter a state of fake pregnancy after mating where they have the symptoms of pregnancy but surprise, surprise it's nothing.

>> No.57410953

I never even heard of that company
Anyway, I'm not going to do it today, and here's the blank template in case anyone else wants to make any: >>57410551

>> No.57410970
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The PBOC will mandate and fund a $100/share dividend.

Happy Lunar New Year.

>> No.57410972

retarded meme animal just like platypi

>> No.57410991

Vince is based as fuck

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Dear god someone bake

>> No.57411003

the entire rest of /biz/ outside of /smg/ is so retarded and scammy

>> No.57411007

yo dawg i heard you like ai

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>> No.57411010
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How about Olin Corp, OLN?

>> No.57411016

In THIS economy? Ha ha ha.

>> No.57411018

based layne poster

>> No.57411020

make me

>> No.57411024

i wanna buy some VOO but S&P is at all time high should i just buy is waiting for a crash stupid

>> No.57411029
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please bake

>> No.57411032

worst smg in history

>> No.57411034

here you go friend

>> No.57411042

We all get our start in the crypto pits. It's a rite of passage

>> No.57411049
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Are you really surprised a business board on a weeb shit website known for being the internets gutter culture would be filled with mostly posters shilling scams?

I'm digging the AI commercials people are making.

>> No.57411053

Wish I could talk about btc and it's place in the finacial system somewhere though.
Can't stand reddit/discord. Crypto website are all a hivemind. Sucks.

>> No.57411073

They had a very specific ecological bubble that allowed them to be useless dorks without predation.

>> No.57411095

The key is to make your own threads that are about something serious and be prepared to carry the thread discussion. Back when I used to trade crypto in 2017 and 2018 that's what I did

>> No.57411347

Definitely bro. Number go up.

>> No.57411353

Tell me a single country thats not flooded with niggers

>> No.57411423

Tonnes of countries in Asia

>> No.57411830

It's only been 25 days. That's gonna be a big "yikes" from me tbqh mi famiglia.