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[Anonymous No.57408731]

>HR needs to talk to me
I’m getting fucking fired aren’t I. How much does McDonald’s pay these days

[Anonymous No.57408778]

>>57408731
that's good, now you have full time to do some daytrading with biz and beoble open, you can start with BTC, SOL, BNB and ETH, then when you have extra cash try some shitcoin to short

millionarie in no time

[Anonymous No.57408850]

>>57408778
I’d have more time, but I actually liked my job. I’m just trying to mentally prepare myself for the hard discussion right now

[Anonymous No.57409002]

>>57408778
not everyone shares your young adult fantasy of making it with crypto only you stupid fuck. hope you go broke, have no experience in anything, and kill yourself to avoid being homeless.

[Anonymous No.57409007]

>>57408731
Yeah you might be fucked.
>How much does McDonalds pay these days
Depends, can you become a manager quickly out of experience or nah?

[Anonymous No.57409012]

>>57408778
>BTC, SOL, BNB and ETH,
>None of that looks like a good idea at all
Crypto is dead.

[Anonymous No.57409019]

>>57408731
ye it's over
at best you are getting a slap on the wrist and a condescending talk on why you fucking suck. even then you are already liquidated, they'll fire you within the next 3 months.

at worst, you are out today.

better start looking for another job.

[Anonymous No.57409039]

>>57408850
Take it with pride and don't give them excuses or whatever you'll just look pathetic for nothing. You'll find something else soon anon don't fret, if you got savings you may as well enjoy the next month or so of looking for another job as a bit of a short vacation or something.

[Anonymous No.57409042]

>>57408778
This.

This is your calling OP, no more excuses. Grab whatever money you got, open up tradingview and get at it. Low margins, no x5 leverage

[Anonymous No.57409051]

>>57409007
I have prior managerial experience in fast food. Will take a while to get back into the swing of things, I’ve been a lazy office neet the past 3-4 years

>>57409019
I’m hoping for the best but realistically yeah I’m fucked I think. Interested to know for what.

[Anonymous No.57409055]

>>57409007
>>57409019
do you guys think corporate is like those staged tiktok videos where some bitch records herself getting fired

they might just want to move op to another area or something you dont know

>>57408731
why are you so worried though did you do something bad somewhat recently?

[Anonymous No.57409080]

>Average NEET in 2024

[Anonymous No.57409101]

>>57409055
I’m just worried, after seeing that tiktok where they fired the lady remote after she got called in by corporate HR reps.

I’ve done plenty of bad things to get fired, I vape in the office, I don’t have a degree, I browse 4chan in the office. Pick one, I’m a super hard worker but usually I expect these things to go bad.

[Anonymous No.57409106]

>>57409051
Do you know what NEET stands for?

[Anonymous No.57409107]

>>57408731
>>57408850
>>57409051
keep us posted

[Anonymous No.57409114]

>>57409106
Yes. Oxymorons have a comedic effect anon

[Anonymous No.57409132]

>>57408731
tell those worthless sacks of shit to shove whatever their fucking problem is up their foul, rancid cunts.

[Anonymous No.57409190]

>>57409101
none of these matter unless
a) the hr bitch has a bone to pick with you (even if you did nothing wrong, they just enjoy going on power trips on random people usually)
b) you procastinate a lot
if you *are* a super hard worker and you get shit done then you should be alright. relax anon whatever happens just remember you can get out of it quickly.

[Anonymous No.57409196]

>>57409132
Based.

[Anonymous No.57409205]

>>57408778
>>57409042
This.

Or pick up Robinhood. Wagging is dead and companies don't want to hire anymore your only way out is either going full pot smoking nomad hippie OR trading and getting good at it.

[Anonymous No.57409210]

>>57409190
>they just enjoy going on power trips on random people
if OP is white this is it.

[Anonymous No.57409305]

>>57409190
Thanks, even if you’re feeding me copium I feel a bit better anon. I do agree none of those should matter, I can’t help but fret that they will matter though

[Anonymous No.57409309]

>>57409002
Why are you even here?

[Anonymous No.57409389]

>Hello Miss Roastie, before we begin I’d like to thank you and this company for being so supportive of my transitioning. Going through the HRT and scheduling the surgeries has been really brutal. Don’t worry about pronouns just yet, Xir is fine until I fully transition—my lawyer buddy says they take care of that legal stuff after surgery now. Any way, what is it that you wish to discuss today with me today?

[Anonymous No.57409579]

Serves you right for quiet quitting.

[Anonymous No.57409599]

I got fired when I was fresh out of college and I cried

[Anonymous No.57409614]

>>57408731
I'm sure they're just wanting to talk to you about your yearly pay increase. Good job buddy!

[Anonymous No.57409655]

>>57408731
assuming you've chosen pic related subconsciously my best guess is they want to talk about your hygiene. maybe try using a deodorant more often, you filthy office worker

[Anonymous No.57409886]

>>57409655
If they talk about my hygiene only I’ll be pleased.

[Anonymous No.57409969]

>>57409309
lmao you should ask yourself that

[Anonymous No.57409975]

>>57408731
If you are already fired why do you care what HR bimbos will bitch about

[Anonymous No.57412429]

>>57408731
you're reporting back tomorrow to say what happened right?

[Anonymous No.57412768]

>>57412429
It ended up being a witch hunt for people saying mean gamer words to each other. I never talk to any of my coworkers so I should be fine, the paranoid schizophrenic in me though is saying I fucked up somehow and they’re casing me to fire me.

[Anonymous No.57412895]

>>57412768
>I never talk to any of my coworkers so I should be fine
i think you're getting yourself worked up over nothing then

[Anonymous No.57412918]

>>57412768

>i never talk to any of my coworkers

you're already on their list of potentially problematic employees who would cause issues. women at the company have probably already complained about finding you creepy so you're on thin ice anon, id start looking for another job just in case you take the fall for this

[Anonymous No.57412937]

>>57408731
>Thanks for coming anon, I know this was short notice.
>So, it's come to our attention that you've X and Y (insert 30 seconds of corporate babble here)
> As a result we've decided it prudent to terminate your contract of employment with the form
>We understand that this news is a surprise
>Unfortunately we must ask you turn over your works phone and regretfully must inform you that your password has been reset, inhibiting your access to the network
> We would like to thankyou for your 4 days and 6 hours of service to the company and wish you the best going forward.

[Anonymous No.57412965]

>>57408778
Dont listwn to this anon, he just wants you to buy his bags

[Anonymous No.57412970]

>>57412895
I am. I hate talking to HR, I just want to do my job and leave man. But HR are a step down from lawyers, they’re paid to lie to you.

>>57412918
I can at least tolerate that. If I get fired for something I didn’t do then I can rest easy knowing somebody is going to hell and it’s not me.

[Anonymous No.57413053]

>>57408778
>>57409042
>>57409205
I day traded strictly spy 0dte options for 8 months and I’m going back to my toilet-scrubbing wage job tomorrow morning. Why? Because in October bond yields were at 08 per-recession levels, spy was about to fall beneath 400, rich people were getting out of equities. And now two months later we’re at all time highs. Not once did the market take a breather to gather liquidity. Not once was it safe to spot the pivot and buy puts. Relentless, stupid, PPT-intervening manipulation. I lost everything, and now I’m behind a month on bills waiting for a fucking paycheck. I have no idea how badly I’ll be getting raped by taxes for that shit either so I’m taking a second part time job on top of the shitty job I tried to escape

[Anonymous No.57413064]

>>57409002
This is a crypto board faggot. Do not be fooled by the name

[Anonymous No.57413075]

>>57409012
>Crypto is dead.
BREAKING: Crypto declared dead again for 7,912th time!
Source: faggot

[Anonymous No.57413097]

hate my job so fucking much bros but I suck at finding new jobs/interviewing. LinkedIn gives me fucking cancer.

wat do

[Anonymous No.57413148]

>>57413064
Where does one talk about actual jobs then, advice? Business sucks because it's just shit coins every thread.