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What’s the least stressful job you can get? Completely don’t care about money. I just want to quit my office cuck job and coast by on something for a little while.

>> No.57400397 [DELETED] 

>>57400390
sex with human female

>> No.57400402 [DELETED] 

>>57400390
women crave bbc

>> No.57400405 [DELETED] 

>>57400390
SEX SEX SEX SEXOOOO

>> No.57400406 [DELETED] 

>>57400390
Tummy

>> No.57400408

>>57400390
Probably park ranger

>> No.57400411 [DELETED] 

>>57400402
In your dreams nigger. Stay mad.

>> No.57400423

>>57400408
Have you seen Arkansas on Netflix? It does look comfy being a park ranger.

>> No.57400424 [DELETED] 

>>57400406
this
me love girl tummy
want kiss girl tummy

>> No.57400435 [DELETED] 

>>57400390
thats a man

>> No.57400448 [DELETED] 

>>57400406
>>57400424
Just imagine the uterus in there

>> No.57400450

>>57400408
I might have said this a few decades ago but the pay has not kept up with inflation at all like most government jobs and now a certain percentage of them have to be gay or black or women so the camaraderie is likely worse. It does still sound pleasant though.

>> No.57400463

>>57400390
i found a chill factory job. but most of them sucked, did IT for 5 years but burned out and then went traveling for 3 years (cuz i have a bunch of bitcoin too) GOD i hate the office building and office politics.

>> No.57400466 [DELETED] 

>>57400411
You sound mad wyboi

>> No.57400480 [DELETED] 

>>57400390
Deliberately fabricated for BBC.

>> No.57400523

>>57400390
Garbage man, not even joking

>> No.57400562

>>57400390
security guard. especially if you can get a warehouse booth position or something. im currently about to jump ship on a office cuck job. it's pretty easy but there are times that require intense thinking and calculating as well as communicating with other people which I hate to do. this is probably the easiest and least amount of socializing that I could find aside from truck driving.

>> No.57400578

>>57400390
>you can get?
Key phrase here. Unless it’s a gig job like Uber you’re at the mercy of HR roasties

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>>57400390
>least stressful
>don't care about money

>> No.57401603

>>57400390
my pee pee is too small for those hips i dont like being dwarfed

>> No.57401624

>>57400390
Government job, depends on the agency tho

>> No.57401637

>>57401579
>constant stress about zoning laws
>can't sell beverages after hours without licence
>shake downs from the 10 yr old black kid with a stand up the street
>perishable item requires constant cooling
>short shelf live so you must hussle
>can be shut down by the government at any moment

>> No.57401665

>>57400390
Find a fat and ugly rich bitch and be a stay at home spouse. Service her pussy at night and for 29 minutes and boom you have all day to smoke weed and play vidya

>> No.57401673

>>57400390
PBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBT TUMMY

>> No.57401724

>>57401665
I would unironically do this. Wouldn’t even cheat so as not risk losing the gig. Not into fatties or olds just incredibly lazy.

Where do I apply?

>> No.57401743

>>57401724
go to a bar or nightclub and find the fattest whales and just straight up ask them for there number and that they are very pretty. be respectful and straightforward. you juast have to be hot. fit.

>> No.57401746

>>57401724
you clearly haven't tried old pussy

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57401872

forest service according to this guy

>> No.57401882

>>57400390
Barista

>> No.57401897

>>57400390

Value added reseller like CDW

>> No.57401912

>>57400463

It all sucks eventually.

>> No.57401914

>>57400390
Porn.

>> No.57402088

>>57400390
Lazy piece of shit being a man is about struggling and fighting NGMI

>> No.57402096

>>57400390
Mailman
t. One year and a bit at Canada post

>> No.57402097

>>57400390
This is literally a man you faggots

>> No.57402127 [DELETED] 

>>57400402
big booba cleavage?

>> No.57402130

My friend works at AAA booking flight and hotels. He makes $16 an hour but barely works. Most of the day he doesn’t do anything and has several hours of free time because most people don’t call in for that. It’s work from home. Only 6 days vacation

>> No.57402173

>>57401724
Expensive dating sites like It's Just Lunch. There are honestly more ugly rich women out there tha you know. They don;t go to peasant places like bars. A Country Club members only bar you can catch them there by the handful. But you cant get in unless with a member.

>> No.57403583 [DELETED] 

>>57400405
my thoughts exactly

>> No.57403590

probably night security guard, as long as you're not afraid of the dark

>> No.57403630

>>57400390
>these shoulders
Man.

>> No.57403713
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57403713

working as a baggage handler at an airport is mega chill
can be fast paced at times but you're left alone to stack bags or drive around the entire shift for the most part
just dont take any promotions and you're golden
most places wont care if you put in ear buds either plus itll work your body a little
just be careful with your back lifting the heavier shit
also because its fairly constant work the time passes quicker than say security or graveyard at a service station
could not recommend the job more to robots

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>>57400390
Walmart wagie

>> No.57404230
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>>57400408
Yes goy, become a park ranger. Be sure you travel alone. You aren't afraid right?

>> No.57404235

>>57404230
Who is this?

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57404242

>>57404235
Come find out Ranger Rick
Why did you think the job was available? Lol. Lmao.

>> No.57404273

>>57400390
Our office has something like a receptionist but he's watching tv all day. None of the companies in the house really has external visitors. The building even has multiple entrances anyway. I have no idea why he is sitting there, but it looks like he has no stress at all.

>> No.57404286

>>57400390
I press a button and tell people to palattize the stuff that comes off the machine. I make a bit less than when I was a tradie but I still did like 150k last year. not to shabby for the rural midwest.

>> No.57404287

>>57404242
What?
I don’t like the way that sounds

>> No.57404309
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57404309

>>57404287
RANGER RICK SR WANTS TO SEE YOU. HE HAS A WARNING FOR YOU

>> No.57404373

>>57404309
Leave me alone ranger rick
I’m not going into the woods

>> No.57404399 [DELETED] 

>>57400402
>Another example of Mutts law

>> No.57404464

>>57401665
how many fat ugly rich women do you think there are? the overwhelming majority of wealthy women are a byproduct of their wealthy husbands, and those men don't choose fat ugly women, and will make you disappear if they catch you as a matter of principle.

>> No.57404468

>>57400390
>What’s the least stressful job you can get?
Security guard. Literally paid to stand around doing nothing. If your boss is nice, you get to use your phone.

>> No.57404475

>>57404373
You want to carry 50lb bags of garbage out of bumpy dirt trails on a shitty atv from the 1990s for minimum wage don't you?? GET IN THE WOODS

>> No.57404486

>>57400523
Suck a dick and go die of some disease you catch from playing in the garbage, pig.

>> No.57404491

>>57404468
I was gonna say this, I remember the roller door jammed on our warehouse once so the boss hired a security guard for the night to just sit there and make sure no one came in while we went home.

>> No.57404520

>>57402096
mailpilled

t. europoor mailman, sitting home on the toilet while getting paid for another 3,5 hours. mail is delivered so i went home early.

>> No.57404595 [DELETED] 

>>57400402
sounds like you do too

>> No.57404756

>>57400390
Sucking dicks is not stressful at all. The money is good too, especially these past years where everyone is desperate, I'm making more than triple the money I made around 2017

>> No.57404767

>>57400390
…

>> No.57404818

>>57400390
Post office janitor. Union job, pension, most of them find a hiding spot and sleep all day.

>> No.57404833
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work almost by definition is doing things you don't want to do for other people.
you kind of pick the pile of shit that smells the least bad to you and shovel it
for some thats accounting. very hard work 2 months of the year. ez street the other 10.
for some thats an indescribable hell.
garbage man ain't bad if you can deal with nigs
doctor ain't bad of you don't feel the stress of killing people.
there was an anon that fell into mortuary work b/c the pay was good and he had no other options. he could handle it so there he stayed a taxi driver for the dead.

most work is moving something from one place to another.
lifegaurd is okay if you've got the skin for it. you just have to move people from below to above water a couple times a year. and toot the whistle at people trying to make you work
maybe making sandwiches is your thing.
maybe its back to $1/dick and your job is to move the cum from their balls.

>> No.57404885 [DELETED] 

>>57400405
This.

>> No.57405695

>>57400390
Build a brand and run a website Is one of the easiest way to earn passively. Monetize your website with Hydro online that doesn't rely on ads

>> No.57406036 [DELETED] 

>>57400397
very stressful

>> No.57406165

>>57400408
I think there's a waiting list for most jobs of that sort at any of the significant national parks anyways

>> No.57406616

>>57404486
Hes right though, times are changing like with any other job, but for the past 10 years or so these dudes had the easiest job out there compared to how much they make.
Half of them worked 2 hours a day. Obviously it's a disgusting job and I wouldn't wanna do it, but if you just want to work as little as possible, it's not a bad answer.

>> No.57407149

>>57401665
Got a buddy that did this. He's never had a job but we live near one of the best universities in the country. He found a fat, ugly female student studying there and she adopted him. He just cleans the house, smokes weed and plays music all day while she's at work. She owns the house, pays all the bills, and buys him everything while he does nothing. The catch is it's a very unequal relationship, like a pet and it's master as he has no power and has to agree with everything she says.

>> No.57407496

>>57404230
Ha. You act like people wouldn’t hear him coming a mile away. Pro-tip; a deer’s hooves are louder than a Jew rubbing his hands.

>> No.57407513

>>57400390
Probably a park ranger at one of the national parks in the USA. Maybe firewatch during the summer.