/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.57398420]

Oil Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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[Anonymous No.57398435]

bearish

[Anonymous No.57398444]

I don't think I've ever crabbed as hard as I have the last week. I can't tell if this is good or bad.

[Anonymous No.57398446]

nobody is going to remember me from the last thread here

[Anonymous No.57398449]

>>57398420
Just don't buy bad companies, it's literally that easy

[Anonymous No.57398451]

>he baked

[Anonymous No.57398458]

>>57398420
Why does nothing kill this market? Even the threat of inflation coming back due to the Suez canal ordeal. Just nothing kills the burger greed

[Anonymous No.57398459]

>>57398444
As MCDs holder, I cannot relate, have never crabbed

[Anonymous No.57398460]

NASDAQ OIL

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57398462]

>>57398444
is that thing retarded or something?

[Anonymous No.57398464]

>BBBYQ general is still up.
holy fuck, might as well take a look in there.

[Anonymous No.57398466]

>>57398446
you think?

[Anonymous No.57398468]

>>57398446
Oh hey it's that gay guy, what's up?

[Anonymous No.57398469]

No one will know who I was from the last thread

[Anonymous No.57398472]

>>57398446
Nobody is going to remember you after you die either

[Anonymous No.57398474]

>>57398458
>Why don't sensationalist headlines kill the biggest market in the world

[Anonymous No.57398477]

SOXS holders you beclown yourselves

[Anonymous No.57398484]

>>57398462
Admittedly I don't know much about the intelligence of crabs, but arthropods seem pretty dumb as a whole.

[Anonymous No.57398485]

So DWAC & RUM are done now, right? Who's got President Nimrata Haley stock tips?

[Anonymous No.57398489]

>>57398474
>biggest market in the world
Being carried by 5 or 6 companies

[Anonymous No.57398494]

>>57398477
I tried to warn them

[Anonymous No.57398499]

Divitrap bros
I am getting absolutely no love from this pump
The fuck is with only part of the market pricing in rate cuts?

[Anonymous No.57398502]

>>57398466
besides you Janny. Don't you have "antisemitic domestic terrorists" to entrap or something?

[Anonymous No.57398503]

Are there any more retarded white people stocks like RUM to short?

[Anonymous No.57398509]

>>57398462
If you keep aquariums you quickly learn that most aquatic fauna do stuff purely for the fun of it. My snails like to climb to the top of the glass, let go, float for a few seconds and drop to the bottom. Then they do it again. And again. The corys I just added really love the current from my filter outlet. They swim as hard as they can face first in to the flow then stop so the current shoots them across the tank at high speed. They will do this for hours.

[Anonymous No.57398512]

I'm thinking of buying my long dated Cialis on DWAC seeing as trump is getting more an more popular as we get closer to the election. Thoughts?

[Anonymous No.57398513]

>>57398469
how's it feel being so devilish

[Anonymous No.57398517]

anyone need me to crash a stock for them?

[Anonymous No.57398523]

if everything is going to be more expensive I require more wages

[Anonymous No.57398525]

>Mongolian Mining Corp: +10.83%

[Anonymous No.57398532]

Can anyone with a bloomberg terminal look at AMC for me?

[Anonymous No.57398535]

>>57398503
SMCI and MARA kind of stand out here, but eh, they're not screaming shorts: https://swaggystocks.com/dashboard/wallstreetbets/ticker-sentiment

[Anonymous No.57398539]

smell ya later senpai, dont wanna overtrade and give back my hard earned gains.

[Anonymous No.57398541]

>>57398523
What if we made the money more powerful?

[Anonymous No.57398544]

>gme back under $14
Lol
Lmao even

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57398552]

>>57398509
sounds like a prison yard work out

[Anonymous No.57398553]

>>57398535
> SMCI
Whoah, that is a large cap company... Why do you think SMCI is a good short here? Because it's ttrading off the AI factor / beta?

[Anonymous No.57398554]

>>57398449
Alright, pop quiz, everyone: What's the WORST company you own?

[Anonymous No.57398567]

Power hour is a GO

[Anonymous No.57398569]

>>57398544
it's about the community bro

[Anonymous No.57398572]

>>57398460
UK Tullow oil

[Anonymous No.57398574]

>>57398553
Yes. Like NVDA, they have a fundamentally strong business (pre-assembling data centers for people to hop on the AI meme). Also like NVDA they have some major sentiment inflation.

MARA is also a weaker choice because it's already dropped off from peak hype around 30.

[Anonymous No.57398579]

>>57398541
are my fractional nvda share legal tender?

[Anonymous No.57398585]

>>57398552

[Anonymous No.57398586]

>>57398512
>closer to the erection
It was right there, anon.

[Anonymous No.57398587]

how we feeling about China stocks still?

[Anonymous No.57398591]

>>57398554
NTR but I swear it'll come back bro

[Anonymous No.57398595]

>>57398585
what the fuck why he do that

[Anonymous No.57398596]

>>57398579
>fractional shares

[Anonymous No.57398598]

>>57398587
Will BABA close above 75? There's your answer.

[Anonymous No.57398600]

>>57398585
How do I into pet crabs?

[Anonymous No.57398603]

>>57398587
Investing in communism is an oxymoron and you deserve what you fucking get

[Anonymous No.57398607]

>>57398596
If you can't afford a BRK.A or *at least* one share of LISN, get the fuck out of my thread.

[Anonymous No.57398608]

>>57398554
SENS. Every time I see a commercial for one of their competitors I get angry. I'm dumping their dogshit stock if I can just get to breakeven.

[Anonymous No.57398612]

>>57398585
>Pincer Schiff

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57398617]

>>57398600
trust me you don't want the crabs, the only way to get rid of them is to shave off half your pubes then light the other half on fire and stab them with an ice pick as they run across.

[Anonymous No.57398628]

>>57398607
I could buy an brk.a if I liquidated and reallocated.

[Anonymous No.57398631]

remember to just keep buying and don't ask questions

[Anonymous No.57398633]

>>57398608
>I'm dumping their dogshit stock if I can just get to breakeven.
If you wouldn't buy it, don't hold it. You and I both know that money can be better deployed elsewhere

[Anonymous No.57398637]

Let me guess, you need more?

[Anonymous No.57398638]

nobody expects round two of the epic Wall Street Short Squeeze to $200

I'm buying calls with life-savefings for february breakout

[Anonymous No.57398639]

How dumb do you actually have to be to want Nvideo at $620?
Who is even buying at this point?
Can retail be this fucktarded?

[Anonymous No.57398643]

NVDIA or AMD for my hobby of bagholding stocks?

[Anonymous No.57398644]

>>57398517
I will get back to you when I get my paycheck anon

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57398647]

>>57398628
if you liquidated that much, you could cause the chain reaction of the rest of the market selling off, and get 2 BRK.As when it's all said and done.

[Anonymous No.57398657]

>>57398643
JNPR, because it's a related stock with a much more hilarious chart.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57398664]

>>57398639
Every stock in the Spectacular Seven is going to be over $1000 by the time Trump is sworn in.

[Anonymous No.57398665]

>>57398638

[Anonymous No.57398668]

Gap fill or not gap fill? Market appears uncertain.
>>57398595
he does not want to share the algae wafer
>>57398600
There are two options. Saltwater (expensive) or freshwater (slightly less expensive). Crabs are not very popular aquarium inhabitants because they are a bit more involved than fish. Many of the freshwater options need a paludarium setup, which is a part land part water combination tank. Some of them need brackish water (slight salinity). More common and easier is shrimp and snails.

[Anonymous No.57398671]

>>57398639
the better question is why doesn't smart money sell off? clearly retail is waiting to be fucked like usual. The question is when do we buy puts

[Anonymous No.57398674]

>>57398647
Now that's 6 million D chess.

[Anonymous No.57398692]

>>57398668
Oh ok thanks, I probably won't do that then

[Anonymous No.57398695]

>>57398462
It’s called having fun. It’s safe, comfy, and flourishing. Neets should have it so good.

[Anonymous No.57398697]

What's the best food to eat?

[Anonymous No.57398699]

oil is so fucking cheap right now, how is this even possible? the roads are packed.

[Anonymous No.57398707]

>>57398699
They're all Tesla (ticker: TSLL) brand electric vehicles.

[Anonymous No.57398710]

>>57398608
Holding out in the vain hopes it pumps sometime in the near future

[Anonymous No.57398716]

where is the power hour

[Anonymous No.57398722]

>>57398710
Meant to reply to
>>57398633

[Anonymous No.57398724]

>>57398699
Are you retarded? It's supply driven, not demand driven.
>>57398697
Lots of delicious food in the world but somehow the only one I eat every day is peanut butter

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57398726]

>>57398716
I think TSLA's earning must have leaked, and (((some kikes))) are trying to be sneaky and get out before it's too late.

[Anonymous No.57398727]

>>57398458
Because moral hazard has been removed from the monetary equation. This is what you get with central planners.

[Anonymous No.57398728]

ITS BURRITO SEASON GOYIMS

[Anonymous No.57398735]

The panic and coping of bears is actually hilarious. Two years of bear market and they now shit their pants when everything starts turning around again.

[Anonymous No.57398737]

>>57398697
tendies

[Anonymous No.57398738]

>>57398444
lil nigga gettin high

[Anonymous No.57398743]

>>57398699
> oil cheap
until the prices are below $1.20/litre at the pump in Canada, oil is not cheap

[Anonymous No.57398746]

>>57398710
Sell all but 1 share. Consider it like breaking up with a bad gf.

You *have* broken up with gfs before, right?

[Anonymous No.57398748]

>>57398728
>19k workers
I thought chipotle was going out of business

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57398752]

>>57398728
They should just hire the illegals, have the whole menu in spanish, and eliminate cash payments by only taking credit cards. they could reduce costs and increase their profits so much just doing this, while continuing their growth and being an integral part of our economy.

[Anonymous No.57398753]

>>57398743
I've got news for you, anon

[Anonymous No.57398756]

>>57398552
Minus the anal sex

[Anonymous No.57398759]

Some very organic price discovery going on today.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57398763]

>>57398737
and make sure they're dinosaur shaped, bitch!

[Anonymous No.57398766]

>>57398748
>>57398752
Why aren't (You) applying for the burrito wrapper position goyim?

[Anonymous No.57398772]

>Hong Kong Is Facing a Repeat of 1998 Asia Financial Crisis
https://www.bloomberg.com/opinion/articles/2024-01-23/china-economy-hong-kong-faces-repeat-of-1998-asia-financial-crisis

>Hedge Fund Stars Who Got China Wrong Are Paying a Big Price
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2024-01-24/hedge-fund-stars-who-got-china-wrong-are-paying-a-big-price

>China Had Better Start Buying Some Trump Insurance
https://www.bloomberg.com/opinion/articles/2024-01-24/china-needs-trump-insurance-if-he-s-re-elected-better-start-now

>This stock-market rout isn’t fixable by quick stimulus. Beijing’s experience holds lessons in overconfidence for India.
https://www.bloomberg.com/opinion/articles/2024-01-24/china-stocks-beijing-s-bazooka-doesn-t-look-big-enough-to-stop-rout

[Anonymous No.57398778]

Mumu bros.... I don't feel so good, I thought the line was supposed to always go up infinitely under Bidenomics. HOW'S THIS HAPPENING?????AHHHHH

[Anonymous No.57398779]

WHY THE HELL IS EVERYTHING GOING BACK DOWN
THIS IS FUCKING RIDICULOUS

[Anonymous No.57398780]

Time in the market is better than timing the market.

Also i’m 29 with 300K NW how do I watch out for girls with red flags. I think i’m gonna be a millionaire by 40:

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57398784]

>>57398766
lots of reasons, but I bet there are plenty of illegals who are way more experienced at it and willing to do it for less money.

[Anonymous No.57398788]

>>57398763
>yummy in the name
they aint lyin' I tell (You) what

[Anonymous No.57398797]

>>57398780
hope you're millionaire by 40, otherwise you're not beating inflation

[Anonymous No.57398804]

>>57398779
the market is crashing.
S&P500 will end the year at 3000

[Anonymous No.57398810]

>>57398763
> make sure they're dinosaur shaped
He bought

[Anonymous No.57398818]

>>57398797
I monte carlo simmed it. Only good vibes friendo.

[Anonymous No.57398822]

>>57398780
>how do I watch out for girls with red flags
Avoid:
>no father
>tattoos
>bowl cut/hair dye
>bull ring
>too much time on social media
Once you've ruled all those out, lock her down before she's 22, you should be good then

[Anonymous No.57398823]

>>57398788
their spicy chicken fries aren't bad either

[Anonymous No.57398846]

>>57398780
We're all going to be millionaires by 2035.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57398854]

>>57398823
i've never seen those at the local Costco... mother fuckers been holding out on me! IMA GO TO COSTCO AND LET THEM KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW!

[Anonymous No.57398856]

>>57398818
stochastic algorithms are horrible at calculating fat tails, go back to school

[Anonymous No.57398865]

>>57398420
the hedging begins

[Anonymous No.57398871]

kek, fucking crypto baggies, hilarious

[Anonymous No.57398873]

>>57398846
Yes but a loaf of bread will cost $100000

[Anonymous No.57398875]

if you dont have 1 million dollars of debt today you're ngmi because everyone else will have 1 million dollars in 10 years

[Anonymous No.57398877]

>>57398818
chink beaver psi-op
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[Anonymous No.57398883]

>>57398873
Exactly.

[Anonymous No.57398895]

>>57398664
big if true

[Anonymous No.57398902]

>>57398726
Or they're trying to get better positions for the pop.

[Anonymous No.57398914]

>>57398875
how do i turn $1M into $100M? Debt max? start my own OTC pinksheet SPAC? Convert to judaism? become a freemason? what do??

[Anonymous No.57398920]

>>57398664
>Biden does extreme fiscal stimulus to prop up the economy before elections.
>Drumpf forces calling for a weaker dollar forces the FED to cut interest rates to make "American industry more competitive".
Recession in 2026 unironically.

[Anonymous No.57398925]

>>57398766
>limited product
>low quality
>over priced
not a good employment opportunity, low stability and poor outlook.

[Anonymous No.57398928]

is ASML still worth buying or should i invest in other semi suppliers?

[Anonymous No.57398934]

>>57398846
1 million will be annual minimum wage in 2035

[Anonymous No.57398942]

down down down goes SRUUF (I bought)
:^)

[Anonymous No.57398949]

All in on SQQQ calls now

[Anonymous No.57398953]

>>57398934
>Fight for $480/hour!

[Anonymous No.57398968]

>>57398934
>>57398846
but tax brackets wont change.

[Anonymous No.57398973]

>>57398934
I remember being a kid and wanting to have a million dollar mansion. lol

[Anonymous No.57398975]

>>57398968
Never say never.

[Anonymous No.57398977]

>>57398949
obviously market will collapse soon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqB1uoDTdKM

[Anonymous No.57398983]

>>57398968
That's the biggest thing people aren't talking about... Obviously this is how they plan on paying down the governments debt.

[Anonymous No.57398991]

>>57398968
>37% over $600k
Yeah you're right lol.

[Anonymous No.57398992]

>>57398420
Just slurped some NVDA during this dip. This investing thing sure is easy.

[Anonymous No.57398996]

>>57398914
1) fiat is in a constant state of value loss due to inflation
2) debt is quite literally being short fiat
3) bankruptcy through a corporate entity or LLC will leave the individual unscathed
Conclusion:Buy literally anything that generates goods or value with debt, this is how wealth has been made since the dawn of civilzation and the delusion that 'having no debt will make me free' is held almost exclusively by working class and salaried people who will never escape their labor obligations until they are too old to enjoy it

[Anonymous No.57398999]

>>57398973
I mean women expect you to have a house before marriage. They get to pick the winners at the finish line.

[Anonymous No.57399007]

>>57398992
You're joking but many people do this
>this 1.52T company?
>heh, nowhere to go but up!

[Anonymous No.57399014]

>>57398991
I hit 50% in 22 between state+fed and had to scramble.

[Anonymous No.57399018]

>>57399007
Nope. He is serious. And he is making more money than you.

[Anonymous No.57399026]

>>57398999
>when you used to be an attention whore and now you are an attention whore

[Anonymous No.57399043]

>>57399014
I don't know why these niggers just can't send me a bill. It's not like they don't know exactly what I spend and where my money comes from.

[Anonymous No.57399045]

how do I invest in 19 year old girls wrapping their ass cheeks around my ears after a workout at the gym

[Anonymous No.57399048]

>>57399014
I'm close to that. It sucks because I want that money now but don't want so much of it to go to useless govt programs.

[Anonymous No.57399050]

>>57399026
Nah, just whore. In both cases it probably is for clicks, thus money. (OF also subs etc)

[Anonymous No.57399057]

>>57399018
I gained +776% in the last 12 months, tough luck pal

[Anonymous No.57399077]

>>57399045
Buy condom related companies. Tickers CHD and RBGLY

[Anonymous No.57399076]

>>57399057
I'm up 1034043% ytd

[Anonymous No.57399081]

>>57398772
God I hope we get another GFC that's at least on par with 2008, I want some easy dumping bags to slurp up

[Anonymous No.57399084]

>>57399076
What I said is true though

[Anonymous No.57399087]

>>57399057
Barely even keeping up with inflation...

[Anonymous No.57399091]

>>57399057
>>57399076
8988656703453843453453.03% here
stay poor chuds

[Anonymous No.57399111]

>>57399043
That's the most irritating thing when you think about it
>we know exactly how much you owe
>but we're not gonna tell you
>you have to figure it out yourself and report it to us
>if you fuck up we'll audit you for the correct amount

[Anonymous No.57399117]

>instantly repumps several pumps
This absolute fake BOT market

[Anonymous No.57399120]

>>57399091
keep seething gainlets

[Anonymous No.57399138]

am I banned

[Anonymous No.57399142]

Shit, too many tabs. Where is my bloomberg live?

[Anonymous No.57399144]

>>57399138
Yes.

[Anonymous No.57399148]

wat a gay day.

[Anonymous No.57399149]

>>57399091
very impressive!

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57399182]

awe balls, double fucking miss from TSLA.

[Anonymous No.57399183]

>>57399149
Thanks for the feedback.

[Anonymous No.57399190]

>this triggers the "long term investoor"

[Anonymous No.57399200]

>>57399182
Kys

[Anonymous No.57399203]

>>57399149
Love this guy. Even read it in his voice lmao

[Anonymous No.57399215]

No Ding Ding Ding?
Well I'm up 0.86% so whatever
Was up a lot more at mid day

[Anonymous No.57399216]

>TSLA

[Anonymous No.57399219]

>>57398643
Neither. Broadcom and KLAC both have decent P/E ratios, great cash flows, and have A ratings from Schwab (which is notoriously stodgey).

[Anonymous No.57399225]

+1.51% today lads

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57399226]

>>57399200
look at it yourself faggot.

[Anonymous No.57399228]

>>57399190
based longterm goombler

[Anonymous No.57399232]

Good afternoon Mr.Musk

[Anonymous No.57399233]

>>57399138
Reported for ban evasion.

[Anonymous No.57399245]

Always short tesla the morning they have an earnings report after-hours. This is financial advice.

[Anonymous No.57399246]

friendly reminder that the median holding period of warren buffett is less than 2 years

[Anonymous No.57399251]

>>57399216
>>57399232

[Anonymous No.57399255]

>>57399216
Tesla tanking today, shitty earnings

[Anonymous No.57399258]

Uh oh TSLAtrannies

[Anonymous No.57399260]

+2.43% on my stocks, and I imagine that'll improve in a couple hours when I see how my mutual funds did. And gloriously, all I did was sit and watch. God I love being a traditional buy and hold investor.

[Anonymous No.57399263]

>>57399246
Based long term capital gains tax enjoyer.

[Anonymous No.57399265]

>>57399251
TSLA has fallen
it's over

[Anonymous No.57399270]

>>57399182
No shit they cut prices like 10 times this year. Also same shit wit AAPL they keep cutting prices in China. Bearish for AAPL.

[Anonymous No.57399283]

Baggie was bullish on TSLA and i warned /smg/ . Short TSLA and keep shorting TSLA if you TRULY wanna MAKE IT

[Anonymous No.57399289]

I think AAPL attempting to make its own car will be its downfall.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57399292]

Since when did TSLA's financials matter? This minor pull back will be evaporated when Elon comes out and says AI a couple hundred times, reminds everyone how bad ass X is now that you're allowed to say nigger, and how SpaceX is going to Mars and shit. #ShouldHaveBoughtTheDip

[Anonymous No.57399297]

ibm bros... we're winning

[Anonymous No.57399303]

>>57399283
What if I sell NVDA to buy more Tesla dip?

[Anonymous No.57399308]

>>57399292
TSLA doesn't have a DEI program and has dozens of discrimination lawsuits because they don't tolerate lazy niggers

[Anonymous No.57399309]

Mia Lee’s latest video inspired me to start investing more.

[Anonymous No.57399310]

fucking TSLA losers tanking the whole market

[Anonymous No.57399319]

>>57399310
I knew that aspirational semite Musk was behind this.

[Anonymous No.57399324]

>stop checking stock market
>just buy shit, put in a low stop in case of a crash, then ignore it
>check it once in a while to adjust stop
>gains improve massively
This was a blow to my confidence for sure but I'm actually making money now instead of donating to wallstreet

[Anonymous No.57399332]

Today was like the Russel Crowe´s show, but instead of fighting minorities and women, I fought the S&P 500 and I won.

[Anonymous No.57399335]

>analyst: AMD to 700 dollars, trust me goy

[Anonymous No.57399343]

>>57399270
>Also same shit wit AAPL they keep cutting prices in China.
Cutting prices for what? News? Sauce?

[Anonymous No.57399350]

>>57399335
>One (((analyst))) says one of my holds should be -25%
>Another (((analyst))) says it should be +25%
>MFW

[Anonymous No.57399356]

>tesla: our volume growth will be lower
But tesla is already oversold how the fuck can it go lower ELECTRIC CAR TRANNIES WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

[Anonymous No.57399358]

Every time my shares are up or down for most of the day then finish 0.001% a moment before the markets close I'm reminded that the entire stock market is bots and Jews.

[Anonymous No.57399363]

>>57399343
IPhones in China. Source literally type it in a search engine chud.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57399364]

fucking retards selling their TSLAs for less that $500

[Anonymous No.57399368]

>>57399350
Just keep adding to your position goy, slurp every dip, you'll be green no matter what, in 40 years, if you do this!

[Anonymous No.57399376]

>>57399283
Baggie is George Soros shitposting on his alt account.

[Anonymous No.57399377]

>>57399350
I just go with the ones that say I will make money

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57399380]

>>57399363

Wait if they're cutting the prices in China, is there a way I could buy a shit ton of Chinese iPhones and then sell them in America for slightly below the market price and pocket the difference while further hurting Apple's bottom line? Like an Iphone arbitrage play?

[Anonymous No.57399381]

>>57399364
>fucking retards selling their TSLAs for less that $500
Fair Value is $35,

[Anonymous No.57399387]

>>57399377
Just go with whatever tracks the US economy the best and leverage it. The only truth in the market is that the economy as a whole will grow. Individual companies rise and fall, but the economy grows.

[Anonymous No.57399388]

>>57399368
I slurped.

[Anonymous No.57399389]

it's our time now

[Anonymous No.57399397]

stonks are mostly in bubble now. tech is def gonna collapse, it can pump up some percents but longing anything in tech is Minus Value move now

Bitcorn is on sale unironically

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFR9vqxNPB0

[Anonymous No.57399399]

>LMT down to 431
its gonna recover r-right?

[Anonymous No.57399401]

was pleasantly surpised this morning when I realized that I bought NFLX 2 months ago and completely forgot

[Anonymous No.57399403]

>>57399380
Not with these shipping rates.

[Anonymous No.57399406]

>>57399380
Tim Apple will personally fly to your house while his goons hold you down and he sodomizes you if you do this.

[Anonymous No.57399409]

>Chipotle Mexican Grill, $CMG, said on it is looking to hire 19,000 additional employees, per Reuters

Oh shit, time to load up on those stocks shits so bullish bros!

[Anonymous No.57399413]

>>57399399
Do they produce drones?

[Anonymous No.57399415]

Seriously guys Tesla is massively oversold, how the fuck can it NOT go up?

[Anonymous No.57399416]

>>57399389
It's not February yet

[Anonymous No.57399430]

>>57399356
OVERsold? Holy shit look at their P/E and P/EG. Then search for thirty seconds and read all the stories whining about how their EEV's won't hold a charge in cold weather, and dealerships cancelling shipments of the same.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57399431]

>>57399406
what if I got a chinese holding company to do it for me?

[Anonymous No.57399432]

>>57399415
E-Chink cars are making a dent in TSLA's domination, I guess, and that's what the market is pricing

[Anonymous No.57399435]

>>57399431
Man don't do that to gookfu.

[Anonymous No.57399437]

>>57399416
>webm
Wife material.

[Anonymous No.57399440]

>>57399283
>barely missed
>already down so much this year like it was priced in
staring at my screen thinking about buying here

[Anonymous No.57399449]

>>57399413
some yea

[Anonymous No.57399452]

>>57399416
Not as weird as the cola chicken strip woman nor Wendys Frosty degens.

[Anonymous No.57399453]

>>57399416
MY QUEEN

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57399455]

>>57399435
after seeing >>57399416 i don't know who this gookfu you speak of even is

[Anonymous No.57399458]

>>57399406
Goons or gooners?

[Anonymous No.57399465]

>>57399449
Well that´s nice, I do believe drones will completely replace war planes in aerial warfare

[Anonymous No.57399466]

>>57399458
Yes lmao.

[Anonymous No.57399475]

>>57399381
That's the FV of your mom

[Anonymous No.57399486]

>>57399432
>buying a chinese made car
Cmon guys that's stupid.

[Anonymous No.57399491]

>>57399465
In the future companies like NFLX, AAPL, and GOOG will verify your identity with spider drone swarms that crawl under your doors and onto your face to scan your retinas like in Minority Report.

[Anonymous No.57399501]

>>57399491
I hope they make holes in those spider drones, I like things that are small and crawl around

[Anonymous No.57399511]

>>57399475
Stfu faggot.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57399512]

>>57399465
they will, an AI piloted drone, machine learning trained through trillions of hours of simulation in all weather conditions, will be better than even a squadron of zoomers with all the mountain dew and doritos they could want.

[Anonymous No.57399514]

>>57399491
there are already high tech insect drone, two inches long. they also reload the battery from solar energy so they can fly unlimited amount

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PT5CCLKcQg

[Anonymous No.57399513]

>>57399501
The onahole drones will be a separate subscription.

[Anonymous No.57399537]

What are some good microcap stocks?

[Anonymous No.57399551]

>>57399537
microsoft

[Anonymous No.57399564]

>>57399452
cola is thinned out bbq sauce

[Anonymous No.57399567]

>>57398631
>>57398772
top siginal

[Anonymous No.57399592]

>>57399564
No vinegar though.

[Anonymous No.57399593]

>>57399564
midwit take

[Anonymous No.57399594]

>>57399564
Say what now

[Coombler No.57399601]

>>57399514
The crazy part is they can make them even smaller. And with small enough weight they could launch billions of them into space and have them orbiting earth as we speak.

Billions of dime sized microdrones that are light enough to withstand orbital re entry without overheating. Armed with nerve agent on a hundred tiny darts.

The chinese could release these over the mainland US. 1 billion of them. Theyd just float down, seeding the countryside and cities. Each able to kill 100 people, but killing everything that moves.

The US would be defeated instantly and 99.9% of the population would be dead. Go out to find food? Darted.

They could last years, even on a single battery. And with a small amount of solar capability, they could last decades, killing off the few survivors one by one.

The US would have to EMP itself to kill the microdrone swarms it had been seeded with. This would save about 85% of the US population from immediate death if officials acted quickly, but in the end 95% of the US population would starve to death as a result of the EMP.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57399618]

>>57399564
I now have the urge to put jim beam and Barbeque sauce in a shaker and then once its sufficiently mixed putting some soda in there.

[Anonymous No.57399620]

sneaky

[Anonymous No.57399627]

>>57399618
There's a Dr. Pepper bbq sauce as well as a marinade that's pretty good.

[Coombler No.57399632]

>>57399618
We're talking about total american death here baggot get with the program

[Anonymous No.57399637]

>>57399627
I made pulled pork shoulder braised in root beer on Monday.

[Anonymous No.57399648]

The inevitable rugpull may be the greatest event we will collectively witness on /smg/, bros

[Anonymous No.57399650]

>>57399632
that´s just nasty, fat women are smelly and gross

[Anonymous No.57399652]

>This thread

[Anonymous No.57399670]

>>57399648
fake news

[Anonymous No.57399678]

>calls a future event fake
>>57399670

[Coombler No.57399684]

>>57399650
What are the market implications of all of the US citizenry being depopulated by the chinks?>>57399601

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57399688]

@57399632
>we

[Anonymous No.57399699]

>>57399684
Well, obviously you should short any company that produces pet rations, such as Nestlé Purina, Trupanion and Petco...

[Coombler No.57399703]

>>57399688
Why ya gotta do me like that bagfag

[Anonymous No.57399709]

>>57398420
How's everyone's week been?

[Coombler No.57399715]

>>57399699
Why? Do fat women eat their cats?

[Anonymous No.57399723]

Just bought 5 more tsla because you're a faggot

[Anonymous No.57399727]

>>57399709
Just straight (unrealized) Ls this month.

[Anonymous No.57399738]

>>57399709
About half as good as yours

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57399757]

>>57399601
>>57399703
You honestly trust the chinks to not fuck this up and end up unleashing this shit on a way they themselves too, ie Covid?

[Anonymous No.57399762]

>>57399715
most women don´t know that there are at least 4 places in which you can fuck them, that´s because they don´t have a pair of tits as fine as that. as for chinks will literally fry their food with shit they drain from the gutters.

[Anonymous No.57399768]

>>57399715
Dios mío, me gustan esas tetas

[El Arcón No.57399777]

is getting caffeinated guaranteed to be an unfruitful endeavor?

[El Arcón No.57399784]

>>57399777
Jo. G ID

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57399787]

>>57399762
anal sex is for closeted fags

[Anonymous No.57399817]

>>57399787
I´mma get myself some bitch to fuck her in the ass and make up my own conclusions.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57399837]

>>57399817
I heard Rocker is looking for a top to help him make Only Fags videos. Maybe you can work out some kind of commission deal with him.

[Anonymous No.57399855]

I have a philosophical question about days like today:
Assume you own some stock and your shares are worth in total about $1000. If today you didn't make any trades, but the prices goes up and your shares are worth $1200 around noon, but then comes down and at close they're worth $1100, do you see it as...
A. ...you made $100 and you're happy
B. ...you made $200 but then lost $100 and you're still happy
C. ...you made $200 but then lost $100 and you're fucking pissed

[Anonymous No.57399860]

>>57399762
>not using the urethra for 5 places
>not using the armpits for 7 places
>not using the butt for 8 places
>not using the thighs for 9 places
>not using the back of the knees for 11 places
>not using the crick of the neck for 13 places (head tilted left and right)
This guy doesn't fuck.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57399871]

>>57399855
You didn't sell anything, you made nothing and need to shut the fuck up.

[Coombler No.57399888]

>>57399757
Yeah its really easy to target things falling to earth like this. Especially on the opposite side of the earth. Sure there may be some spillover but itll be tiny compared to the drone density theyll achieve here.

[Anonymous No.57399894]

Up 0.9% what a great day on the Stock market

[Anonymous No.57399895]

Dasrite nigguh.

[Anonymous No.57399899]

I have decided that running the wheel with XOM is about the smartest thing a man can do.

If its over 102? Your calls get assigned. Now you sell puts at 98. Win win win.

[Anonymous No.57399903]

>>57399895
>hating niggers leads to good times
>good times leads to not hating niggers
>not hating niggers leads to bad times
>bad times lead to hating niggers

[Anonymous No.57399917]

>>57399860
>>57399837
>Onions chilena 34 años

fucking pornstarts in about a dozen ways would be hard, but it´s not impossible, all that means is that I still have a lot to see and to try out. everyday i pass in the stock markets general my life gains a new and better purpose.

[Anonymous No.57399919]

>>57399903
This checks out

[Anonymous No.57399920]

>>57399899
>ho at the gym in full makeup
mildly upsetting

[Anonymous No.57399964]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT??

[Anonymous No.57399967]

TSLA is finished. Disgraced. Defeated. OVER.

[Anonymous No.57399974]

>>57399964
>futures

[Anonymous No.57399975]

>>57399967

[Anonymous No.57399987]

TSLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.57399988]

>>57399967
Autist lovers BTFO'd

[Anonymous No.57399991]

TSLA HALTED
MUSK SAID THE N WORD
I DIDNT THEY COULD HALT IN AFTERHOURS

[Anonymous No.57400001]

MUSK IS SCREAMING AT THE HOST ON CNBC WHAT THE FUCK

[Anonymous No.57400007]

>>57399967
>p/e is still around 60

fuck me man, I was thinking of buying when it dropped down to around 100, now im thinking it would still be overvalued.

[Anonymous No.57400012]

A TESLA JUST FLEW OVER MY POD

[Anonymous No.57400017]

ELON MUSK JUST THREATENED TO MAKE THE HOLOCAUST LOOK LIKE A BAR MITZVAH

[Anonymous No.57400022]

AI COUNT IS AT 12 RIGHT NOW
EVERY AI IS ANOTHER GREEN CANDLE

[Anonymous No.57400025]

>elon says AI
>stock begins to rise

[Anonymous No.57400036]

>>57400025
AI AI AI AI AI

[Anonymous No.57400039]

>>57400025
Robot nepotism at it's finest

[Anonymous No.57400049]

>AI algorithms buy the stock every time AI is mentioned in an earnings call
how is this not self awareness?

[Anonymous No.57400052]

>TSLA can be the most valuable company in the world
damn, he is delusional

[Anonymous No.57400058]

>elon goes off the stage
>tsla dumps 1%

[Anonymous No.57400061]

>>57400058
>poojeet speaks
>stock falls
lol

[Anonymous No.57400063]

>>57400049
>Everyone is in group preferring, even the goddamn software
I don't know if that's comforting or horrifying.

[Anonymous No.57400068]

>>57399920
But how about those futures?

[Anonymous No.57400070]

>TSLA CFO is Pajeet

Bearish.

[Anonymous No.57400089]

qrd on elon shenanigans?
>>57400049
because people programmed them to do so.

[Anonymous No.57400090]

>revolutionary production line
what does that even mean?

[Anonymous No.57400094]

>>57400091
>>57400091

[Anonymous No.57400098]

>>57400070
>CFO not named Ismael.
Yeah, no thanks not buying that stock.

[Anonymous No.57400100]

>>57400068
i wish that was me

[Anonymous No.57400102]

>>57400090
Is he referring to the gigapress method of producing cars?

[Anonymous No.57400111]

>>57400090
Nobody knows what it means but it's provocative. It gets the people GOING

[Anonymous No.57400115]

>>57400111
sounds like he is just making stuff up

[Anonymous No.57400131]

>>57400111
lol. checked

[Anonymous No.57400174]

>>57400111
Based 80s guy.

[Anonymous No.57400352]

>>57399381
*$3.50
and F buys it out.