/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.57395199]

...And Just Like THAT!
MSFT Will Never Be Under $400 Ever Again Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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[Anonymous No.57395201]

hey you know what microsoft likes?

URANIUM

[Anonymous No.57395207]

INTEREST IS UP
AND THE STOOKS MARKET'S TOO
YOU'LL NEVER BE A WOMAN
DON'T LISTEN TO JEWS

[Anonymous No.57395214]

>>57395199
every time i buy stocks they crash or start crabbing, every time i sell stocks they immediately start pumping. how can i profit from this financially?

[Anonymous No.57395223]

>>57395214
Never sell

[Anonymous No.57395224]

>Only 2% of portfolo is in tech
I may have a made a slight mistake

[Anonymous No.57395230]

>>57395214
Buy and sell stocks to yourself. Infinite money glitch.

[Anonymous No.57395231]

[Anonymous No.57395239]

>>57395223
because.. stocks only go up or something? /smg/ told me AMD is going to crash soon and NVDA will dump back to 200

[Anonymous No.57395240]

OIL and NATGAS today!

[Anonymous No.57395245]

LLY chads, we back at 640 today

[Anonymous No.57395248]

>>57395231
Tesla is going to do a massive slurp isn´t it?

[Anonymous No.57395250]

NASDAQ OIL

[Anonymous No.57395251]

>miss earnings by 5%
>report 1% increase in subscriber count bcuz u forbid account sharing
>pump 15%
who am I

[Anonymous No.57395253]

>>57395231
>TSLA on wednesday
I love free entertainment

[Anonymous No.57395257]

>>57395207
COUNTRY BOYS WILL SURVVIIIIIIVVEEEEEE

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57395260]

I sold my AMZN calls and my fucking MSFT calls to buy TSLA calls and AAPL calls. #EasyMoney

[Anonymous No.57395261]

>>57395240
NATGAS AND OIL *every day*.

[Anonymous No.57395263]

>>57395207

[Anonymous No.57395265]

*BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG*

[Anonymous No.57395266]

>>57395239
>/smg/ told me AMD is going to crash soon and NVDA will dump back to 200
both of these things will happen

[Anonymous No.57395268]

>>57395201
>hey you know what microsoft likes?
Cute boys and underage girls?

[Anonymous No.57395273]

People, I am trying to make a buck and buy a fucking house eventually

I can put up to 1000 bucks a month in my account
I'm relatively new, what kind of growth rate should I aim for?

I was thinking 1% a day but i don't actually know if that's "enough" to make money, even though it sounds very nice to gain

A house is fucking expensive, and I refuse to get a loean in a bank
I'm even thinking about gambling on coins, so any advice to build up a "base" to work on would be very appreciated

[Anonymous No.57395274]

>>57395199
Where's the Tupperware dude? What the hell you promised me the moon and stars

[El Arcón No.57395277]

[Anonymous No.57395284]

>>57395251
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCJbEP8BBeQ&t=42s

[Anonymous No.57395285]

>>57395277
boing boing

[Anonymous No.57395287]

>>57395266
so i just need to put my entire networth into AMD/NVDA puts and i'm a millionaire by the end of the year? it can't be that simple

[Anonymous No.57395288]

Episode 31 of Spy X Family now

[Anonymous No.57395290]

>>57395263
Yep, I saw that that day too. I found it pretty strange and interesting, spooky even, that they used the origin of the Hank I post sometimes for that.

[Anonymous No.57395292]

ALL TIME HIGHS

[Anonymous No.57395294]

FRCB bros, we are back!
Not really, but someday I hope to post this for real. I’ll even include a cute anime girl with smug frog.

[Anonymous No.57395298]

>>57395274
Product not needed

[Anonymous No.57395302]

>AMD

[Anonymous No.57395311]

WHO THE FUCK STARTED RETARDSELLING TLT AGAIN
WHY CAN'T YOU LET ME HAVE 1 FUCKING GREEN DAY

[Anonymous No.57395312]

Wow logi is overpriced.

[Anonymous No.57395314]

>>57395273
For me, my only goal in life is to beat the SP500 every single day.

[Anonymous No.57395316]

>>57395265

[Anonymous No.57395317]

and wallah just like that NVDA will never be under 600 ever again

[Anonymous No.57395320]

yeah idk i’m just gonna sit with some cash i guess
>finally sold my amd calls and bought stock to sell ccs

[Anonymous No.57395321]

>>57395298
Tupperwear is a decent product, the company behind it is an absolute shitshow though. You make money from all the people shorting it getting squeezed waiting for it to file bankruptcy.

[Anonymous No.57395324]

Cant believe you faggot muslims reported my post. Fuck islam, TMD, Israel has the power of G-d and anime on its side

Short WING. Long BOIL.

[Anonymous No.57395326]

>>57395287
sometimes things are that simple, anon

>Verification not required.

[Anonymous No.57395333]

Anons is this what winning is like?
I feel like all my dreams can come true.
Leaving quarter mill territory and approaching 1/2 mill

[Anonymous No.57395337]

how we feeling?

[Anonymous No.57395363]

Situation: institutional investors own <20% of a stock you own. What do you do?
>(X) Buy more
>(0) Sell it
>(/_\) Ignore
[====------------] Tap (X), (0) or (/_\)!

[Anonymous No.57395364]

>>57395337
Refer to this chart.

[Anonymous No.57395368]

>>57395273
>>57395314
If I can make it to 500k it'd be enough to call it quits for a while

[Anonymous No.57395370]

>>57395273
>trying to make a buck and buy a fucking house
I’ve been online too long today. I first read that as “break a buck by fucking a horse”. So I’m done. Going outside to touch some grass. Good luck today frens and see you all tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.57395371]

>>57395231
>TSLA reported yesterday
>stock flat
Whatthefuck it should be dark red

[Anonymous No.57395377]

you all stalked the shit out of me and used me for so much bullshit. why did you pump my stock as soon as i fucking sold. where is my fucking money. I suffered the past 3 years dealing with all types of bullshit. now they steal my gift from me. where is my gift? you pump this shit as soon as i sold? why are you doing this to me. i hope i drag u to hell

[Anonymous No.57395379]

>>57395364
>>57395337
this

[Anonymous No.57395380]

>>57395320
kick ass, BLESSED

[Anonymous No.57395384]

>>57395371
>TSLA reported yesterday
Anon today is Wednesday

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57395404]

>>57395371
nah, they're going to announce the next gen vehicles, and talk about AI and cyber truck and all the money that the government gave them to build High-Speed Charging Stations. TSLA +12% tomorrow, #ScreenCapThis

[Anonymous No.57395407]

>>57395384
already Wednesday the 24th of jan 2024

[Anonymous No.57395410]

> TSLA

I CANT PUMP. SHORT THIS FCKING SHITSTOCK

[Anonymous No.57395422]

>>57395370
what's her ig?

[Anonymous No.57395424]

It sounds like they're pushing for gays in Poland. I might sell my EPOL shares after Reddit pumps them.

[Anonymous No.57395436]

>>57395404
Baggie is bullish on TSLA . You cant say that you wasnt warned /smg/

[Anonymous No.57395437]

Guys, on Jan 29, There's the official Evergrande liquidation. Keep that in mind.

[Anonymous No.57395442]

Okay uhh if you say so

[Anonymous No.57395447]

Just checking in. I hope you bought Total Market and S&P 500 indexes during the Generational bottom like I advised 2 years ago. If you made big gains I am proud but anyone who missed out deserve to be left out in the rain. Maybe catch the next crash down to SPY 420 I guess.

[Anonymous No.57395448]

>>57395424
the gay cannot be tolerated in poland
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1705976234801519.webm

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57395451]

MY APPLE IS RED!!! FUCK THIS SHIT I ONLY LIKE THE GREEN APPLES!!!!

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57395460]

>>57395448
If they take it in the ass, put them in a chamber full of gas!!!!

[Anonymous No.57395461]

Don't short until march anon.

[Anonymous No.57395462]

>>57395448
The jews managed a weak coalition majority there apparently and that's one of the things on their list.
It doesn't sound like their pushing for mass migration yet but I want to be out before that starts.

[Anonymous No.57395473]

>403

[Anonymous No.57395474]

>>57395404
I'm this idiot >>57395273 but I was thinking the same thing and bought Tesla in preparation of that
government funding sounds like a good thing, and Musk is an asshole, he'll make it work

[Anonymous No.57395478]

>>57395461
what happens in march?

[Anonymous No.57395479]

THREADLY REMINDER to all SOXL shills. The 5% annual interest rate means your 246% gains aren't real so you should just sell now and accept your losses in ignominy

[Anonymous No.57395487]

>>57395478
We will all get to know how the federal reserve will proceed.

[Anonymous No.57395492]

>>57395436
>you wasnt warned
def take this nigger's financial advice

[Anonymous No.57395497]

It's just not fair

[Anonymous No.57395498]

>>57395473
>msft
>nvda
>crwd
>meta
my God tier portfolio. Hasnt disappointed at all.

[Anonymous No.57395500]

I am starting to feel bullish, crash next week

[Anonymous No.57395501]

>>57395363
please respond

[Anonymous No.57395506]

you big boys go make your money on soxl, I'll be over here sitting safe with my voo

>mumu.jpg

[Anonymous No.57395508]

You goddamn JANNIES you really make me laugh. I do you a favor and take BAGGOT in when you're having a bad time, and now you're gonna try and push me out!

[Anonymous No.57395516]

Last night I had a horrible nightmare where all my stocks turned red.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57395518]

>>57395474
look newfag, i've probably lost more money on TSLA options than anybody else in this thread. i have only been right playing them one time when buying puts, and was able to make a couple hundred thousand. i wouldn't be surprised if they dropped 50% overnight one day, but until that day fuck it lets try to pick up pennies in front of the steam roller.

[Anonymous No.57395535]

>>57395268
HELL YEAH BROTHER

[Anonymous No.57395538]

>>57395518
We’ve been picking up pennies in front of a steamroller for almost a fucking year now.

[Anonymous No.57395540]

>>57395518
I am still picking up pennies though, so shit

I did make some cash on them last year, but they're eclectic as fuck and I agree the shit could break in half at any time

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57395563]

>>57395538
lets see if we can keep this up for another month, then we can load up on the big short ahead of the big world war 3 kick off, and then we'll have a pile of money for picking up zoomer bitches, while the zoomer males are off helping secure israel's border.

[Anonymous No.57395566]

>There's a potential bobo kill screen coming up in case you wanna watch anon

[Anonymous No.57395571]

[Anonymous No.57395578]

Where are my Textron Tech Bros at?

[Anonymous No.57395579]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wrsZog8qXg

[Anonymous No.57395585]

>>57395563
Another month??? Your nose is showing

[Anonymous No.57395590]

/oats bros...

[Anonymous No.57395599]

>>57395590
HOGS HOGS HOGS

[Anonymous No.57395602]

>nvidia $618
LMAO. Cant stop this train.

[Anonymous No.57395605]

>>57395590
cornsisters we are winning

[Anonymous No.57395610]

Did AMC just bottom out?

[Anonymous No.57395611]

my biggest position up a dollarydoo

[Anonymous No.57395612]

>>57395516
I’ve been having some crazy dreams lately, last night I had a dream that I was driving and every light on my dashboard was flashing on and off. It was really annoying

[Anonymous No.57395615]

>>57395590
Jesus what happened to natural braps?

[Anonymous No.57395617]

wednesdays are always boring

[Anonymous No.57395630]

So I guess it's year of the Blue dragon then... Well wood or blue dragon It's a year of prosperity right?

[Anonymous No.57395634]

>>57395615
The oil futures curve is (or at least was) inverted. You'd have to be retarded to invest in any energy anything right now.

[Anonymous No.57395637]

>PUMP is finally pumping

[Anonymous No.57395655]

>>57395634
>retarded
Better than being a NO NATGAS AND OIL NIGGER

[Anonymous No.57395657]

Regardless of me making money in the stock markets and overall being quite happy with my life, I still feel like shit. Maybe I should do some more exercise.

[Anonymous No.57395659]

>>57395634
>The yield curve is inverted. You'd have to be retarded to invest in stocks right now.

[Anonymous No.57395660]

Natgas 3$ EOW (not financial advice)

[Anonymous No.57395668]

>>57395660
BOIL?

[Anonymous No.57395679]

How the fuck am I supposed to keep calm when the numbers keep moving

I can input cash once at the start of the month, and then I gotta just watch it and believe in what I've done???
the human brain is not wired for slow gains I swear to god

[Anonymous No.57395689]

Warren buffet says marriage is the most important financial decision.

What the point of you guys stacking all this money, if you marry the wrong one and she sets you back significantly in financial goals?

[Anonymous No.57395690]

>>57395659
Unironically yes. Big crash in March.
If you want to gamble you should at least buy calls so you have leverage.

[Anonymous No.57395700]

>>57395689
Buffet got cucked by his first wife lol.
He is right though.

[Anonymous No.57395703]

>>57395690
not happening. you just had a crash/recession. time for another 12 year bull market.

[Anonymous No.57395704]

>>57395657
>Maybe I should do some more exercise.
It's always a good thing to move even just a bit
I started just taking regular walks and I've been feeling much less like garbage

[Anonymous No.57395705]

Suddenly NVDA $1000 doesn't seem so unrealistic does it? Neither will S&P 9000

[Anonymous No.57395714]

>>57395679
calm down anon

[Anonymous No.57395720]

>>57395668
no, direct natgas

[Anonymous No.57395721]

>>57395705
If Nvidia hits that this year you're being paid a risk premium not a term premium.

[Anonymous No.57395725]

>>57395705
NVDA at $1k eventually is a foregone conclusion...as long as AI isn't a bubble.

[Anonymous No.57395731]

THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iywQt5ZEz0

[Anonymous No.57395740]

>MSFT over 404
FUCK I'm running out of MSFT meme images

[Anonymous No.57395745]

>>57395690
>expecting the market to crash when fedman deploys the rate cuts during election year

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57395747]

>>57395703
look man, the vibescession is over. See the vibes everyone was feeling wasn't matching up with the reality, so now the vibes we are feeling is going to match up with the economy and we're completely fucked. I'm talking fucked harder than an 8 year old boy at a christian youth summer camp.

[Anonymous No.57395749]

XXXXfags won

[Anonymous No.57395750]

>>57395725
I think it will eventually decline and stabilize once the novelty wears off, but it will not have a hard crash unless there's something that disrupt technology as a whole, like a solar flare.

[Anonymous No.57395756]

>>57395745
Unironically yes.

[Anonymous No.57395765]

This is it, I'm officially priced out of big tech.

[Anonymous No.57395767]

This is the price voo would have needed by the end of June to maintain a 7% annual return trajectory for the year.

[Anonymous No.57395768]

>Want to invest in NVDA and MSFT
>It literally just keeps going up and up without stopping
>Too terrified to put money in because I know it'll plummet the second I do
This hell
I am in hell everyone is making money but me

[Anonymous No.57395770]

>>57395721
>If Nvidia hits that this year you're being paid a risk premium not a term premium.
Zuck announced that AGI is coming and you're worried about term premiums?

[Anonymous No.57395773]

When mag7 crashes and takes the sp500 with it small caps will finally rise

[Anonymous No.57395774]

>>57395749
I'm loving my ETNs. I just wish I could have bought calls on them.

[Anonymous No.57395775]

>>57395750
Or like an AI bubble that pops when companies can't find uses for stuff that halluciantes bullshit most of the time and has to be corrected

[Anonymous No.57395780]

>>57395770
You don't need Nvidia's overpriced crap for it though.

[Anonymous No.57395781]

>>57395765
>>57395768
Job, well done...

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57395782]

>>57395768
Just take one for the team and buy it so we can all get better entries.

[Anonymous No.57395786]

>think im on a different window
>hit backspace and delete soxl from my tradingview
>cant add back because im over the 30 tickers
...fucking gay.

[Anonymous No.57395787]

>>57395768
I feel this too
Same with most of the market rn its creepy

But at some point I think you've just gotta stick your feet in there and see how it goes
Short when it goes bad but keep buying as long as you the cash

[Anonymous No.57395788]

>>57395518
The Jew yearns for the oven

[Anonymous No.57395790]

What's the general feeling about biotech companies like crispr here?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57395800]

>>57395773
The tiny hats are always in control.

[Anonymous No.57395802]

>>57395790
we only deal in semis now.

[Anonymous No.57395804]

>>57395750
The US government changed the tax law late last fall so that US R&D is no longer hugely profitable. The response is that all the big tech companies laid off R&D and became holding companies practically over night.
The market still hasn't realized this.

[Anonymous No.57395807]

>>57395768
>>57395787
Stop loss exists for a reason.
There is no reason to stay sidelined.

[Anonymous No.57395808]

>>57395704
I don´t know man, i lost weight, i feel as if out of breath and somewhat of a tightness in my chest at times, and sometimes my vision goes blurry, also came to notice i recently that i am completely scarred just about everywhere in my body. Is this normal when you´re about to turn 27?

[Anonymous No.57395818]

>>57395768
Just know, the stronger you feel this, the more you know everyone is getting a FOMO feeling to jump in, which means we're getting real close to a reversal

[Anonymous No.57395824]

>Print quadrillions of dollars out of thin air within 2 years
>Keeping interest rates at a low/medium level actually fixes everything

I'm either stupid or the economy is fake. No way it's that easy to fix the economy, it can't be. Even the lowest IQ retards could run the fed if this is the case.

[Anonymous No.57395826]

>>57395808
Fuck no, you need to see a doctor or something

[Anonymous No.57395827]

>>57395786
kek iktf

[Anonymous No.57395836]

>>57395824
The economy has been fake since they removed gold backing on the dollar anon

[Anonymous No.57395837]

>>57395808
Are you by any chance vaxx maxxed?

[Anonymous No.57395838]

>>57395231
>>57395248
cybertruck disaster today

[Anonymous No.57395840]

>>57395826
that´s just the perfect chance to visit a friend of mine from highschool who graduated in medicine

[Anonymous No.57395843]

>>57395808
Use the stairmaster for 30min every week at your gym.
Easy to get max heartrate. Gets you nice calves. Feels amazing after 10minutes. Easy goal, just 30mins on a sunday or whatever.
Pic, me today. Still feels great

[Anonymous No.57395844]

>>57395808
You need to go outside more.
You don't need drugs or whatever you need to go touch grass.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57395845]

>>57395808
This happened to me after I took the vaccine.

[Anonymous No.57395848]

>>57395768
did it last friday after thinking "nah, overpriced, will crash soon" for months. now i'm shitting my pants every day but so far i'm making gains

[Anonymous No.57395851]

>>57395251
>the market is perfectly efficient right up to the next public relations statement or SEC filing
when are you developmentally challenged 0DTE monkeys going to learn this isn't true?

[Anonymous No.57395863]

caught the falling knife that is soxs
got diarrhea farts
dentist appointment in 10m
suffering at maximum

[Anonymous No.57395869]

Bought aapl 195c for 1/26 at .88 on the first trading day of the year. Went to .08, just sold for 2.00.

[Anonymous No.57395874]

>>57395768
i like to dip my toes in the water and just buy a share or two at first
then buy more or sell depending on how it reacts

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57395876]

>>57395863
i dare you to shit yourself in the dentist's chair

[Anonymous No.57395884]

>>57395869
Some time soon I'm going to start shorting them again.

[Anonymous No.57395886]

How do I invest in total nigger death?

[Anonymous No.57395888]

Fuck Tech

[Anonymous No.57395899]

>>57395886
Short WFC.

[Anonymous No.57395900]

>>57395874
kekd, that's my investment strategy, you have to be gentle with the stock otherwise she will kick you out of the house and take the kids

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57395901]

>>57395869
I bought some of the AAPL 195c for 1/26 this morning for $1.39 and will be unloading after TSLA pulls the entire spectacular seven up with them tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.57395902]

Kneel.

[Anonymous No.57395911]

why didn't you niggers listen to me and short $SAVE

[Anonymous No.57395914]

>>57395461
>1pbtid
i'd be extremely amused (and aroused) if this is kaitlyn actually avatarfagging with her own face -- and just reposting her financial advisor's opinions, to fit in.
god has a sense of humor but i don't think he's quite this good to us

[Anonymous No.57395915]

>>57395808

[Anonymous No.57395921]

>>57395590
NatGas gods

[Anonymous No.57395925]

>>57395884
Earnings day sounds good next thursday. 190p 180p pick any dte.

[Anonymous No.57395935]

>>57395925
I prefer to use cheap OTM call options and actually sell the stock short. That way I don't have to guess at when the retards in the market realize they're actually holding a bag of shit.

[Anonymous No.57395950]

>>57395836

How does saying that a piece of paper is worth x amount of yellow rock make the economy less fake, monetarist-kun?

[Anonymous No.57395952]

>>57395705
>>57395721
1k nvidia is entirely possible and not even comical now but its a crazy valuation id start to take profit and get scared of holding much more.
>>57395768
scared money dont make any money.

[Anonymous No.57395960]

>>57395935
solid, their last gap down was gnarly.

[Anonymous No.57395962]

>>57395836
Dollars are backed by dollar denominated debt.
Commodities have their own volatility and just got in the way.

[Anonymous No.57395964]

>>57395807
is there literally any reason not to do this?

[Anonymous No.57395969]

thoughts on PYPL calls? or should should long uranium/lithium?

[Anonymous No.57395977]

>>57395952
>NVDA is expensive at $1000
No reason NVDA can't go straight to $2000. And at $2000 it's only a 5x to $10000. With AGI around the corner there really isn't any limit to how high NVDA can go

[Anonymous No.57395979]

>>57395969
PYPL is gay. Uranium is topping. Lithium is bottoming.
Pick your poison.

[Anonymous No.57395995]

>>57395977
You guys are starting to sound like my boomer parents talking about their rental properties.

[Anonymous No.57396000]

I own 2,000 shares of SOXL at a 17.17 average.

[Anonymous No.57396001]

Selling this, do I buy SSO?

[Anonymous No.57396005]

>>57396000
What are you using for leverage?

[Anonymous No.57396011]

50/50 UPRO/TMV chads are unstoppable

[Anonymous No.57396021]

Anyone think AMD can get to 200+?

[Anonymous No.57396024]

>>57395911
because we getting saved mining more btc through btcdragon peejet.

[Anonymous No.57396025]

Remember when you guys told me to sell NVDA? I didnt sell.

[Anonymous No.57396033]

Blessed be God.
Blessed be his holy Name.
Blessed be Jesus Christ, true God and true Man.
Blessed be the name of Jesus.
Blessed be his most Sacred Heart.
Blessed be his most Precious Blood.
Blessed be Jesus in the most holy Sacrament of the altar.
Blessed be the Holy Spirit, the Paraclete.
Blessed be the great Mother of God, Mary most holy.
Blessed be her holy and Immaculate Conception.
Blessed be her glorious Assumption.
Blessed be the name of Mary, Virgin and Mother.
Blessed be Saint Joseph, her most chaste spouse.
Blessed be God in his angels and in his saints.

[Anonymous No.57396036]

>>57395995
>You guys are starting to sound like my boomer parents talking about their rental properties.
And they were right. Home prices only go up. They went parabolic in 2021 and will go parabolic again this year. Strongest economy in US history

[Anonymous No.57396044]

>>57395911
was too busy selling calls at the peak

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57396050]

Some of you guys are cool... stock up on non-perishable foods, water and ammo. Don't worry about the gold and silver, you can just use some of your ammo to get as much of that as you want in a few months, not that it will do you any good.

[Anonymous No.57396064]

yields have gone green
i repeat
yields have gone green

[Anonymous No.57396065]

>>57396036
They only go up as long as people will pay a premium to live in the US instead of Mexico.

[Anonymous No.57396072]

>>57395689
the trick is to be wealthy without income.
DOMESTIC ASSET PROTECTION ATTORNEY
Pay this man his 3-5k before you start dating and you'll be alright.

[Anonymous No.57396084]

>>57396033
Matthew 6:6

[Anonymous No.57396083]

>>57395679
there is a sleep premium.
some people are too autistic to trade.

[Anonymous No.57396091]

that was the top

[Anonymous No.57396094]

>>57396050
...

[Anonymous No.57396104]

>>57396091
It's over i sold everything I'm cash now 80% s&p crash GO BOBO GO GO

[Anonymous No.57396106]

>>57396050
Baggie...

[Anonymous No.57396111]

>>57396050
Lol I've been doing this for like ten years. I'm currently way up in the mountains surrounded by canned food and guns.

[Anonymous No.57396113]

The way to the soft landing is Higher Rates for Longer.
If we cut its a failure.

[Anonymous No.57396119]

WE DID IT SMIGGERS

[Anonymous No.57396125]

>>57396113
Last year's tax legislation will drive "volcker's mistake 2.0."

[Anonymous No.57396127]

>>57396113
>soft landing

[Anonymous No.57396129]

>>57396119
Mumu officially won.

[Anonymous No.57396132]

>>57396091
I think they're trying to take us to 5k shit and piss before they dump

[Anonymous No.57396138]

>>57396119
Someone told me that it's good (for lack of a better word)

[Anonymous No.57396140]

>>57396050
>tfw youre looking directly at your stockpile of zyn
heh, thanks for the heads up. But I think I'll be fine with this.
>>57396119
>WE DID IT SMIGGERS
I just bought SPY calls. How fucked am I?

[Anonymous No.57396143]

>>57396132
I'm thinking S&P to 5200 for that inflation adjusted ATH.

[Anonymous No.57396152]

>>57396050
If it gets this bad it won’t even matter how long you can hold out

[Anonymous No.57396155]

>10Y/3M still inverted
it's actually going to be a decade long recession isn't it?

[Anonymous No.57396185]

>>57396155
Yes, we've had one decade long recession, but what about second decade long recession?

[Anonymous No.57396190]

>>57396155
Who cares as long as stocks keep going up

[Anonymous No.57396192]

>>57396155
It's going to be a global Weimar collapse, you can't fuck up with monetary policy as badly as they've done in 2020-2023 without consequences.

[Anonymous No.57396197]

Is it time to short BABA again?
Sure looks like it.

[Anonymous No.57396207]

>>57396050
It’s not over….not yet

[Anonymous No.57396209]

Imagine being a
NO
XOM
NIGGER

[Anonymous No.57396211]

>>57396197
>Is it time to short BABA again?
Yes.

[Anonymous No.57396228]

Up and to the right

[Anonymous No.57396230]

>>57396155
It will be the beginning of secular stagnation/decline in the US. This is obvious if you look at the demography of the country.

[Anonymous No.57396245]

>>57396033
>33
Rejoice in the Lord, O ye righteous: for praise is comely for the upright.
Praise the Lord with harp: sing unto him with the psaltery and an instrument of ten strings.

[Anonymous No.57396254]

>>57396209
Just bought some actually
to go with my AESI stocks

[Anonymous No.57396255]

>>57396245
Matthew 6:5-8

[Anonymous No.57396265]

>>57396211
It's sitting on the 50, but it might go to the top range of the bollinger band.

[Anonymous No.57396275]

>>57396265
Ok, whatever that means. Just short it.

[Anonymous No.57396281]

>Dupont De Nemours

[Anonymous No.57396288]

phun is insane. big open dump. then from the low up 30%

[Anonymous No.57396291]

Neutral upgrade on AMD's price target to 215 dollars EOY 2024
Bearish on KLAC's price target to 600 dollars
Bearish on LCRX's profit report today
Bearish on TXN's profit report yesterday
Mega bearish sentiment on AVGO predicing a 10% drop in the next 2 days (how?)
Neutral sentiment on INTC by analysts urges caution
Bearish on QCOM with price target at 150, chart patterns topping out and worst of all they just appointed a pajeet for a CEO (why?)
Bearish sentiment on MU with overweight rating and price targets as low as 70 dollars
NVDA defies the market, being the most obviously overbought one, but strangely analysts are mostly bullish/neutral on this one.

[Anonymous No.57396299]

SELL, SELL NOW

[Anonymous No.57396301]

>>57396281
Whoa. What's going on?
First it was ADM, now DD.
These are supposed to be defensive stocks.

[Anonymous No.57396305]

>>57396207
Trading my virginity for Chie's...

[Anonymous No.57396312]

>>57396299
Imagine keeping money in a Yuro bank. Checked.

[Anonymous No.57396322]

>>57396301

[Anonymous No.57396329]

>>57396299
Yuros have enough money to have bank accounts?

[Anonymous No.57396330]

I sold oil yesterday, it's pumping today and I blame /smg/

[Anonymous No.57396341]

Holy fuck, the big crash is finally here, you guys were right
>didn't cash out in time
FFUUCKKK

[Anonymous No.57396347]

>>57396312

>>57396299
do yuropoors have an FDIC equivalent?

[Anonymous No.57396363]

>>57396329
This, they don't even have their own social medias.

[Anonymous No.57396365]

>>57396347
the apocalypse is here, there's no saving anyone. Only guns and ammo. Keep your family safe. It's over, the West has fallen. Billions will die

[Anonymous No.57396368]

>>57396255
praying is not the same as rejoicing and announcing the glory of god

[Anonymous No.57396380]

>>57396363
Lol imagine fromagebook.

[Anonymous No.57396384]

>>57396299
Already short.

[Anonymous No.57396389]

nvdamdbros

[Anonymous No.57396395]

>>57396363
lol imagine being proud of social media companies

[Anonymous No.57396396]

>>57396299
Rate hike in 7 days?

[Anonymous No.57396399]

>>57396291
>just appointed a pajeet for a CEO (why?)
because its a pajeet company at this point

[Anonymous No.57396408]

hope u sold nvidia
this will be mighty painful

[Anonymous No.57396414]

>>57396399
A pajeet CFO no less and at the same time Qualcomm is starting to get some legitimate technical competition from manufacturers that are fed up with their fucked BSPs.

[Anonymous No.57396427]

AHAHAHAHAHAH BOBO
YOU ONLY HAVE YOURSELF TO BLAME
t. QLD and TQQ holder since last year, when I told you to fucking buy.
For fucks sake why do I even keep working, I make my monthly salary basically every day these days

[Anonymous No.57396449]

>>57396380
sayingniggerisoutrightillegalbook

[Anonymous No.57396450]

>>57396427
You're a no natgas nigger so you're worthless.

[Anonymous No.57396455]

>>57396427
based and richpilled

[Anonymous No.57396458]

>got made fun of again for driving a beater…

I make above for my area and I have $300k NW at 29…

What the point of making it, if women see my beater and think i’m a broke loser…

[Anonymous No.57396463]

>>57396064
>he thinks yields matter

[Anonymous No.57396464]

>>57396450
Half of my portfolio is in Oil bought in 2020, don't worry about it. Well, it's becoming less than half of it each passing days, but I'm never gonna get rid of that sweet 10% divy.

[Anonymous No.57396465]

>>57396427
look at the yield curve. It's over this time. the stock market will plummet harder than the 30s, a depression is coming the scale of which is unfathomable. Hundreds of millions of people will die before the end of the year.

[Anonymous No.57396466]

>>57396450
BASED
A
S
E
D

[Anonymous No.57396469]

>>57396458
only retards care what you drive.

[Anonymous No.57396472]

AMD my bastard what are you doing

[Anonymous No.57396473]

>>57396458
>got made fun of again for driving a beater
Who made fun of you? A guy or a woman (i.e., retard)?

[Anonymous No.57396476]

>>57396458
Retard here: what do you drive, out of curiosity?

[Anonymous No.57396477]

>>57396469
He mentioned women.

[Anonymous No.57396488]

>>57396473
A women. She saw the car and bounced. Told me she ain’t dating no man driving a 20 yr old car when there are guys taking her out in a benz/bmw/audi.

[Anonymous No.57396489]

AMD is gonna x5 easily.
Nvidias success is temporary - AMD is the future.
Because they got the know how to make actual AI CPUs. AI CPUs that will be in everything.,
No longer will we need seperate GPU units in order to build AI solutions.

Companies betting on AMD
>Facebook/Meta
>Amazon
>Microsoft

Companies betting on Nvidia
>Google

[Anonymous No.57396492]

>>57396291
>Neutral upgrade on AMD's price target to 215 dollars EOY 2024
fuck might be at 215 by end of day

[Anonymous No.57396494]

>>57396476
>Retard here
Go back to blebbit

[Anonymous No.57396500]

>>57396465
god I wish

instead it'll probably be something boring like 70's 2.0 where inflation/rates remain elevated, US stocks crab, and commodities/emerging markets outperform

[Anonymous No.57396503]

>>57396488
Sounds like a vapid whore to me anon, find yourself another girl

[Anonymous No.57396507]

>>57396458
Just drive a used Toyota with no cosmetic damage.
It looks nice, it's cheap, it works well, there's literally no reason to buy anything else.

[Anonymous No.57396508]

>>57396477
all women are retards but not all retards are women.

[Anonymous No.57396509]

>>57396021
Barclays does according to their newest price target. I also think so. Problem is they have yet to prove themselves in the AI space. They are pumping in the hopes of hitting the $2B in revenue that Winnie Woo promised last year. Their earnings are next Tuesday so keep your ears peeled.

[Anonymous No.57396510]

>>57396489
When do you suggest I trade my Nvidia for AMD then?

[Anonymous No.57396511]

>>57396494
I have 3 tabs open right now!

[Anonymous No.57396514]

>>57396488
>>57396503
I've been with a lot of dumb whores and never had this happen.
I paid $4k for my current car, it's a 13 year old corolla.

[Anonymous No.57396527]

>>57396511
>3
ngmi...

[Anonymous No.57396530]

>>57396458
Get a Jeep or a Truck and you will be drowing in pussy.

[Anonymous No.57396531]

thoughts on UNG reverse split?

[Anonymous No.57396532]

How am I supposed to sell if it just keeps going up????

[Anonymous No.57396533]

BOBO??

[Anonymous No.57396539]

>>57396119
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BJDNw7o6so
more. faster. higher.

[Anonymous No.57396543]

>>57396510
Earnings obviously

[Anonymous No.57396548]

>>57396488
I've known guys who as soon as they get a major promotion and raise, their gfs immediately demand that they buy a new car ("You're an exec now, honey. You deserve it.")

[Anonymous No.57396558]

>>57396531
Should have done a 5:1 but I'll take it.

[Anonymous No.57396596]

>>57396533
Species on its way to extinction, at double speed. Won't be missed.

[Anonymous No.57396597]

>>57396347
>do yuropoors have an FDIC equivalent?
Yeah. Different amount in different countries.

[Anonymous No.57396613]

>>57396368
>praying is not the same as rejoicing and announcing the glory of god
>When you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by men …
Bible says otherwise. Shut your mouth.

[Anonymous No.57396625]

>>57396527
Damn look at this richfag and his 256GB of RAM.

[Anonymous No.57396635]

>>57396527
>Having just one window open

[Anonymous No.57396643]

>>57395571
SPY 4k WHEN?

[Anonymous No.57396647]

your opinion on factor etfs?

[Anonymous No.57396658]

>>57396368
>“Beware of practicing your righteousness before other people in order to be seen by them, for then you will have no reward from your Father who is in heaven. “Thus, when you give to the needy, sound no trumpet before you, as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and in the streets, that they may be praised by others. Truly, I say to you, they have received their reward. But when you give to the needy, do not let your left hand know what your right hand is doing, so that your giving may be in secret. And your Father who sees in secret will reward you. “And when you pray, you must not be like the hypocrites. For they love to stand and pray in the synagogues and at the street corners, that they may be seen by others. Truly, I say to you, they have receive

[Anonymous No.57396659]

>>57396613
>I appeal to you, brothers, to watch out for those who cause divisions and create obstacles contrary to the doctrine that you have been taught; avoid them. For such persons do not serve our Lord Christ, but their own appetites, and by smooth talk and flattery they deceive the hearts of the naive.

i hope you find christ

[Anonymous No.57396671]

>>57396228
Bonjour

[Anonymous No.57396676]

>>57396643
SPY 900 first my brother in trading

[Anonymous No.57396690]

>>57396647
They're nice for smaller countries where it's hard to buy stock in companies directly.

[Anonymous No.57396695]

>>57396676
I'm going to punch you in your bald head if we don't get SPY 900, Jeff.

[Anonymous No.57396707]

Mag7 Chads won again.

[Anonymous No.57396710]

Who even are the people selling right now?

[Anonymous No.57396713]

i've been such a gluttonous fat piggy the past few months. I almost got heemed on some puts this morning because i was stuck on the toilet pooping. its becoming a financial burden when i cant watch my positions at the crucial market times. any tips to be less slobbish or is it over for me? picrel is me except i was frowning earlier

[Anonymous No.57396715]

>>57396659
>i hope you find christ
I hope you stop being a hypocrite. And uh, flattery? Seriously? You find being considered a hypocrite flattery? Get bent.

[Anonymous No.57396718]

>>57396710
Me because my calls expire on Friday:(

[Anonymous No.57396720]

>>57396710
People trying to fleece options gamblooors.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57396729]

>>57396671
guten tag

[Anonymous No.57396730]

>>57396707
Not quite, anon. After TSLA earnings tonight, we will have total victory.

[Anonymous No.57396732]

>>57396713
Just bring a laptop with you?

[Anonymous No.57396760]

the TSLA earnings are coming

[Anonymous No.57396763]

Starting to panic because I only have a few calls for Friday. Why didn't I buy for next Friday?!!

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57396765]

>>57396707
Mag7 sounds really niggerish. Can we just call it the Spectacular Seven instead?

[Anonymous No.57396766]

>>57396715
>But avoid foolish controversies, genealogies, dissensions, and quarrels about the law, for they are unprofitable and worthless. As for a person who stirs up division, after warning him once and then twice, have nothing more to do with him, knowing that such a person is warped and sinful; he is self-condemned.

[Anonymous No.57396768]

Is this bullish?

[Anonymous No.57396769]

tick...tock

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57396779]

>>57396768
Can you name one company in any of those countries that can function without the products and services provided by the Spectacular Seven?

[Anonymous No.57396782]

>>57396769
seems like bullshit. when was the last time it was "low risk"

[Anonymous No.57396786]

>>57396732
i have a trading/gaming rig powered by NVDA and i hate schwabs mobile app so i dont use it

[Anonymous No.57396798]

>>57396779
>meta
>tsla
not necessary

[Anonymous No.57396799]

>>57396765
>Spectacular Seven
How about Seven Sages?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seven_Sages_of_Greece

[Anonymous No.57396816]

NEW
>>57396810
>>57396810
>>57396810
>>57396810

[Anonymous No.57396819]

>>57396786
Yeah that's what ssh -y is for.

[Anonymous No.57396823]

kek bobo kek

line only go up you poor bitch

[Anonymous No.57396824]

>>57396798
i mean some small businesses use facebook and instagram for all of their marketing, and I said name a company that doesn't use any of the 7. It's like fucking impossible.

[Anonymous No.57396825]

>>57396786
Use ThinkorSwim

[Anonymous No.57396843]

>>57396766
>As for a person who stirs up division
You seem to be confused. This ain't division, this is correction. We would have little to no quarrel if you had simply chosen not to be a hypocrite and kept your worship to yourself and your private circles. But you didn't. You wanted to transgress neutral ground. Bother both believers and non believers. Pestering them both with words that only you, your circle, and your God should have heard.
And then you want slink away like a snake, after another successful attempt at tainting the image of your own religion. You want to see a real divider, fool? Look in the mirror.

[Anonymous No.57396844]

>he didn't buy NVDA

[Anonymous No.57396932]

>>57396713
ive been eating healthy and doing some exercises. gonna get gym membership soon too.

[Anonymous No.57397096]

>>57396635
6 actually

[Anonymous No.57397321]

>>57395290
You should have killed yourself already you fucking liar.

[Anonymous No.57397485]

>>57396492
Then it will hit 215 and immediately dump, spending an entire year crabbing.

[Anonymous No.57397588]

>>57395317
That bitch is going to 1000 easily by the summer. The capitalist needs AI to eliminate jobs and increase profits, while unemployment rises and stock market hits all time highs. Eliminating human capital will be the engine to our profits.

[Anonymous No.57397631]

>>57395321
>>57395321
I think the tik tok campaign aimed at roasties who don’t have money for glass products is a good strategy, all these poor consumers can’t afford glass so micro plastic it is. If the Jew was smart she would make sure to push out a glass line of Tup, but the we’ll see.

[Anonymous No.57398160]

should i buy otm nvda calls for 2 weeks out and hope for a pump is it that easy?