Not so fucking smug anymore?

[Anonymous No.57394164]

[Anonymous No.57394169]

>>57394164
ICP makes chainshit obsolete

[Anonymous No.57394233]

Hahahaha where did the linkies go? Linkies where are youuu

[Anonymous No.57394240]

all of u hold link

[Anonymous No.57394850]

>>57394240

lol no

Not everyone else is severely retarded

[Anonymous No.57394864]

>Bitcoin Superconference comenses and it's Sergey's time to come on stage. "And now we welcome Sergey Nazarov to talk about smart contracts beyond tokenization". A minute comes by and nothing happens. Eventually 10 men start slowing walking from the backstage holding an extremely bulky water tank, one would think be reserved for a large water animal. They place it on the ground and after few seconds the lights in the water tank turn on to reveal 2000 kg Sergey Nazarov, who appears to be levitating in the water tank.

>He is so large it seems that the surrounding fish have created a symbiotic ecosystem around his body and he cannot leave without dying. Rory quickly runs on stage and throws a big mac into the water tank while Sergey's body absorves the big mac and consumes it, still soaked in water and fish shit. Few minutes pass with absolute silence in the room until Sergey finally speaks couple words with an extremely slow, deep and tiring voice: "Hyperledger use chainlink, Microsoft use chainlink, Facebook use chainlink, ethereum use chainlink, mainnet now".

>Everyone in the room starts clapping, cheering and throwing shit at each other and chainlink immidiately skyrockets to $1,000,000 and achieves price singularity. /biz/ then goes on to make 50 additional chainlink threads per day, mostly filled with pictures of the first chainlink city on Mars and private islands of LINK owners, while all the nolinkies proceed to kill themselves at the same time. Sergey receives a noble prize for the most innovative invention of the past 1000 years, President Trump outlaws any other oracle providers beside ChainLink and within years the entire world economy is powered by LINK, which now keeps steady at $1,000,000,000 as the only usable cryptocurrency.

[Anonymous No.57394981]

>>57394164
>went from rank 500 to solidifying a place in the top 10 non stables for eternity
>most of them got richer than they ever would have been otherwise in the process
>the biggest pumps are still yet to come
>gosh they must be so mad, let me make another post about it!

[Anonymous No.57395021]

>>57394164
are the fudsisters mentally disabled
while there was a wild rollercoaster in the price of most things with most alts dumping their recent gains link was one of the few to maintain its new higher range from sept
somehow this is bearish, how exactly

[Anonymous No.57395707]

>>57394164
>>57394850
>checks the pool
looks like it's still closed
chop chop fuddie, you have 6+ more hours of spamming this kind of crap today!

[Anonymous No.57396252]

anyone with two braincells saw it coming. i was way too optimistic picturing it hitting $20 so hopefully some linkies would get their closure and finally stop spamming the board but no, no dice. my fantasy of making more with blocklords than i ever did with link remains.

[Anonymous No.57396258]

>>57394864
i ain't readin' allat

[Anonymous No.57396269]

>>57396252
It's not hard really. Shib netted me around 30k thousand dollars. I don't even wanna mention how much I made when I fell down the Chainlink recruitment pipeline but it was way, way, way less than 30k lmao.

Literally worse than swinging shitcoins.

[Anonymous No.57396274]

who was "smug" about this. all link bots have been turned off and now discussion is nearly dead kek

[Anonymous No.57396277]

>>57395021
Just sell before you go down to 10 dollars a shitlink token. Please anon. Please.

[Anonymous No.57396295]

>>57394169
you guys still have this gay turf war going on? why? you two are losers. none of you even have a mere bag of metis in your poorfolios i bet.

[Anonymous No.57396303]

>>57394233
Taking a vacation, Sergey and his team of 60 diversity hires are cooking some new narratives to sell to smuchks in this board and on Twitter.

[Anonymous No.57396311]

>>57394164
that scamcoin really got fucked, i hope it didn't get too many people on board

[Anonymous No.57396324]

>>57396252
Quite the opposite, the shill ended when that jeetcoin was screwed

[Anonymous No.57396348]

>>57396252
>$20

nice prediction, anom

[Anonymous No.57396404]

This isn't a surprise, we all knew this was coming

[Anonymous No.57396421]

>>57394164
I did hold a couple of link but sold for a 1.4x profit, not great not terrible

[Anonymous No.57397322]

>>57396277
thats an awful lot of care you display for someone else finances there anon

[Anonymous No.57397354]

>>57396252
It's going to $120 in 2025.

[Anonymous No.57397385]

>>57394164
pool. is. still. closed.

[Anonymous No.57397433]

We are the future.
We are Chainlink.
We are Truth.
We are Chainlink.
We are Blockchain.
We are trust.
We are Sergey.
We are gods.

[Anonymous No.57397561]

>>57394164
be fast now anon, now is your chance

[Anonymous No.57399024]

>>57397433
>We are the future.
>We are Chainlink.
>We are Truth.
>We are Chainlink.
>We are Blockchain.
>We are trust.
>We are Sergey.
>We are gods.

[Anonymous No.57399518]

>>57396252
>my fantasy of making more with blocklords than i ever did with link remains.
Lmao man I worked with Blocklords about a year ago, the shit I could say about that fucking smelly curry factory would curl your hair. It's a fucking scam, they never develop and spend all their energy trying to sell shitty token IOUs to VC fags.