/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.57391476]

Baby Mumu Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previous: >>57387863

[Anonymous No.57391610]

NATGAS AND OIL

[Anonymous No.57391671]

Team Dwac reporting

[Anonymous No.57391674]

Is there a stock I can buy where some guys will come to my place and slowly beat me to death with baseball bats?

[Anonymous No.57391692]

NVDA rally was much fun and they all bought high calls
But I tried to short and got caught
Another put, another short, another rally another loss
And finally I realized I was on the wrong side of the trade
All my losses making me feeling depressed
Do I hate NVDA?. I hate it so much I guess it's up and down
If I had to choose, I would short now
But i'll get my money back
I wanna make NVDA CRASH, wanna make NVDA CRASH REAL BAD
I'll make all the NVDA bulls feels real bad.
I want sweet revenge. And Then And Then I'll be RICHER!

I want fuck NVDA ass.
I'll make the bulls bleed out of their ass.
I want to short it's NVDA face with selling spree
Oh, I'll short I'll short it.
I want to meet the CEO.
And tell him his COMPANY SUCKS!

'Cause then again, I really I am the smartest man in the world
Oh, I want sweet revenge
And I'll short it successfully.
I'll short it to zero
I short it i short it I SHORT IT!!!
I SHORT ! I SHORT IT I SHORT !!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsJ-BHohXRI

[Anonymous No.57391703]

>>57391674
no

[Anonymous No.57391725]

>>57391703
...damn

[Anonymous No.57391741]

Cathie Wood, a visionary mind,
In the world of finance, a rare find.
With ARK Invest, she charts the way,
Through markets wild, where dreams may sway.

Oh Cathie, with your ETF grace,
Navigating tech's ever-changing space.
Innovation's anthem, you sing so true,
Cathie Wood, we're following you.

From Tesla's spark to genomic fire,
In disruptive waves, you never tire.
A melody of growth, you compose,
In the stock market's ebbs and flows.

Oh Cathie, with your ETF grace,
Navigating tech's ever-changing space.
Innovation's anthem, you sing so true,
Cathie Wood, we're following you.

Bulls and bears may come and go,
But Cathie's vision continues to grow.
A trailblazer in the market's song,
In ETF symphony, she belongs.

Oh Cathie, with your ETF grace,
Navigating tech's ever-changing space.
Innovation's anthem, you sing so true,
Cathie Wood, we're following you.

As the market's rhythm plays on,
Cathie's legacy will carry on.
In financial tunes, her impact is understood,
A short song for Cathie Wood.

[Anonymous No.57391761]

A reminder to all anons that the WEF has published their 2024 global risks report. It's worth taking at least a quick read.
For example, there are three companies that have the greatest ability to capitalize on AI: NVidia, Canon, and ASML.

[Anonymous No.57391767]

>>57391674
Yes. Crane company, ticker CR. Named after Bob Crane, who was beaten to death in his house by some guys with baseball bats.

[Anonymous No.57391774]

>>57391674
PLTR but you need a big enough share and to vote in ways that make Karp mad

[Anonymous No.57391781]

>>57391761
>Forgot the link like a baka
https://www3.weforum.org/docs/WEF_The_Global_Risks_Report_2024.pdf

[Anonymous No.57391783]

>>57391767
Thank you, how much of a stake in the company do I need for that to happen?
>>57391774
I don't think my IQ is high enough for PLTR

[Anonymous No.57391787]

>>57391761
Canon?

[Anonymous No.57391791]

Why are good brokers only in Seppo land? Any advice on what to use in Japan?

[Anonymous No.57391812]

What do I buy when I sell my Tqqq calls? I missed DWAC

[Anonymous No.57391826]

Did China restrict short selling? Do I open a long and coast to a comfortable green upswing for a week or two?

[Anonymous No.57391831]

>>57391812
Tickers NI, GGE, and RS.

[Anonymous No.57391835]

>>57391826
Yes but only for retail traders.

[Anonymous No.57391845]

>>57391835
Didn't most foreigners already dump their stocks? Sounds like to me there was a floor setup

[Anonymous No.57391849]

[Anonymous No.57391850]

>>57391674
GME after the squeeze. :^)

[Anonymous No.57391858]

>>57391787
It mentions lithography, eg printing and such. I'm not sure what the angle is or how it relates to AI

[Anonymous No.57391887]

THIS ONE IS FOR THE BOBROS
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=U1yeC2wmtzw&pp=ygUdY2hpY2FnbyBoYXJkIHRvIHNheSBpJ20gc29ycnk%3D

[Anonymous No.57391900]

>>57391858
Canon is pushing forward using Aai to further enhance their photos and videos. This has been common for awhile and I think it provides shitty enhancement so far with what I have seen since it makes cosplay girls look like trannies

[Anonymous No.57391910]

Do stackers care for premium bullion holsters? Like specially made out of leather or some shit? I am working with the cardstock which is fine; but I feel like stiching custom coin pockets would be worth more in both quality/time.

[Anonymous No.57391911]

>>57391887
AND THIS ONE'S FOR THE MUMUS
https://youtu.be/UBDDaoj7fNM

[Anonymous No.57391929]

>>57391791
IBKR? IBKR's everywhere.

[Anonymous No.57391937]

>>57391812
Best spastic squeeze play right now is YINN or BABA calls. We're now in Don't Fight The Fed: CCP Edition.

[Anonymous No.57391945]

IM BUYING SHORT DATED PUTS ON AMERICAN INDICES AND NOBE OF YOU GOYIMS OR GIRLUMS CAN STOP ME

[Anonymous No.57391948]

Ok, so looking for some actual advice here:
Let's say I'm long a stock, and plan to stay long... but I want a bit of insurance. What's the best kind of put to buy in terms of how deep itm/otm and how far out? I'm mainly just worried about some kind of catastrophic rugpull situation I don't see coming, a big drop. I'm not worried about it going down slowly over time. I can handle that.

[Anonymous No.57391960]

>>57391929
>pay us more for real time quoting

[Anonymous No.57391964]

>>57391960
That's pretty low on the list of things a broker can fuck up or be bitched at for.

[Anonymous No.57391974]

>>57391948
Eh, 100-200 bps 25 delta 3 months out?

[Anonymous No.57391996]

>>57391960
IBKR doesn't have free real time quotes? The fuck?

[Anonymous No.57392010]

>>57391974
Damn those are expensive
Maybe I can't afford insurance

[Anonymous No.57392011]

>>57391948
Look at a collar. Depending on the volatility skew it may work in your favor.

[Anonymous No.57392015]

Trump will win. This is investment advice.

[Anonymous No.57392024]

>>57392010
Well you can get more tactical. When's the chart looking particularly weak? Is there a laggard in the same sector that you expect to plunge more if shit hits the fan, thereby giving you more bang for your buck?

You could also just burn 25-50 bps 1 month at a time.

[Anonymous No.57392028]

https://youtu.be/GkM6zTqG5SQ?si=qAvjmGdYsLE3ESRI

[Anonymous No.57392030]

>>57392010
>>57392011
That too. If it's good enough for our friends at JP Morgan, it's good enough for us.

[Anonymous No.57392038]

>>57391996
COOL IT
with the antisemitism

[Anonymous No.57392046]

>>57392024
>>57392011
>>57392030
Ok I'll be honest with you
I'm just very long QQQ and a little worried about a sudden major collapse. Like I'll wake up and it will be down 10%. Idk how to protect against that. I've thought about just selling it all, but it keeps going up! I don't want to sell. I've thought about slowly putting a little into SQQQ, but that doesn't seem smart...

[Anonymous No.57392081]

>>57392046
psychological issue. if you can't hold through a 50% downturn you are not cut out for it.

"take all your money, then take all your time and figure out how to borrow more money to buy more, then take all your time and figure out what you can sell to buy more, and if you absolutely love the thing mortgage your house and go buy some more." Michael Saylor

[Anonymous No.57392091]

>>57392038
>antisemitism
My favorite kind of semitism

[Anonymous No.57392128]

>>57392081
>psychological issue.
Yeah that describes my whole life basically
oh well, I guess I'll just let it go to zero

[Anonymous No.57392142]

Goodnight /smg/
See you tomorrow

[Anonymous No.57392143]

>>57391929
I wanted to try Fidelity but I guess that would work too. Yen is doing pretty bad right now, hence why I feel like investing something in USD.

[Anonymous No.57392153]

>>57391845
Are you suggesting China, the greatest country on Earth, would engage in a form of financial manipulation?

[Anonymous No.57392187]

>>57392142
you should really stop thinking of yourself as a frog with down syndrome

[Anonymous No.57392193]

>>57392142
I wish I had a cat

[Anonymous No.57392206]

>>57392193
I had a cat, she was great. I miss my cat.

[Anonymous No.57392227]

>poorfags with 5 fig accounts getting filtered by $2/mo data fees
As it should be. Stick to Robinhood where you belong niggers

[Anonymous No.57392272]

>>57392227
4 figure account. Get yo shit straight nigga.

[Anonymous No.57392290]

lets say my only skill in trading was being a completely unphased giga retard who could hold through anything and not bat an eye or ever consider panic selling - what stock should I buy?

I put 75% of my entire savings into uranium, just looking where to put the rest

[Anonymous No.57392306]

>>57392290
>what stock should I buy?
Natural gas whenever it gets near the low end of its usual range. You iron hand that you can eventually sell for some really nice profit. Natty gas is called the widow maker because it can swing hard on very little notice and blow up any trade that either a) has a time component attached to it or b) is held by a panicky trader who will eat a huge loss in hopes of keeping the damage to something less than total catastrophe

[Anonymous No.57392310]

>>57392290
well BTC is literally suiting you

[Anonymous No.57392313]

>>57392306
>low end of its usual range
That's going to be probably anywhere from April to June.

[Anonymous No.57392330]

>>57392306
i lost so much money holding BOIL late 2022

[Anonymous No.57392337]

>>57391476
who's value investing?

[Anonymous No.57392347]

Have been too focused on studies to shitpost about stocks. What's the newest bobo world financial crisis narrative?

[Anonymous No.57392357]

>>57392337
Isn't it passed your bedtime, grandpa?

[Anonymous No.57392359]

>>57392347
NIGGERS AND JEWS
son,
NIGGERS AND JEWS

[Anonymous No.57392373]

Bros, are we gonna get a 1983 tier market crash for the gaming industry? There's been a shitload of layoffs for the last few months.

Riot, Unity, Google, Ubisoft, Sega, Discord, even Amazon and Twitch laid off a bunch of workers. We could see a few more mass layoffs by Q2, Q3 and Q4 in 2024.

[Anonymous No.57392386]

>>57392359
I don't get how the migamutt economy keeps running with these regressive forces behind it.
I just don't fucking get it.

[Anonymous No.57392394]

>>57392373
No, what you´ll get is overpriced games and expensive dlc´s and people still paying for those.

>shitload of layoffs
that's bullish, it means they are managing to adjust AI to reduce their needed workers, as one would expect it starts with with the largest entertainment industry, the next ones to lose their jobs will be hollywood

[Anonymous No.57392456]

>>57392394
>>57392373
They're creating shareholder value by cutting the fat and will soon be leveraging the power of generative content/AI
>During a gold rush, sell shovels

[Anonymous No.57392461]

market is high, time to sell my vtsax

[Anonymous No.57392472]

>>57391741
for me, it's arkq and arkg

[Anonymous No.57392484]

>>57392456
nice, i´mma save up some 1000 to invest in CD Projekt SA for a quick pump if they announce we will get to play with Ciri in witcher 4

[Anonymous No.57392507]

>>57391692
You're a fucking faggot go back with this reddit shit. In other news. The anon who shilled Rail Vision yesterday, I thank you for the 2x.

[Anonymous No.57392515]

Hang Seng Harries WTFWT

[Anonymous No.57392524]

Is the anon who chilled SAABB.ST about an year ago still around? What´s the outlook now that it seems Sweden will be joining NATO?

[Anonymous No.57392537]

>>57392461
the market is cheap and attractive

[Anonymous No.57392578]

>>57392386
It's not that things are good here, far from it, it's just the rest of the world is doing so fucking badly in comparison. More mature governments incur more taxes more top heavy populations less natural resources less immigration more stagnation corruption etc. America looks good only in comparison it's still an absolute shit hole compared to the 50's but it is what it is.

[Anonymous No.57392585]

It also helps that everyone on earth wants dollars. That creates opportunities for the US not afforded to any other nation on earth.

[Anonymous No.57392594]

>>57392386
Retiring boomers are dumping their cash hoard into it right now

[Anonymous No.57392610]

>>57391911
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-sGt5E2epc

[Anonymous No.57392641]

I hate this fucking retarded market. Every day it's pumping up on no news.

[Anonymous No.57392662]

>>57392537
pic not related

[Anonymous No.57392664]

>>57392310
Problem is I just personally don't like holding crypto long-term, due to hacking risks and extreme volatility.

[Anonymous No.57392676]

>>57392664
You should get into minors.

[Anonymous No.57392683]

Anons, is it a good business model to go out to buy drugs from college kids at my old university, but instead of paying up i beat them up and rob them of their stuff?

[Anonymous No.57392686]

>>57392641
everyday that passes is another day we fully price in 2024s earnings, and later 2025s earnings. everyday that passes we price out the bobo thesis of da big crash, and price in stable earnings. theres a ton of cash on the sidelines too, it has to go somewhere

[Anonymous No.57392717]

>>57392290
I'm also a retard who trades literally one stock and I'm up 20% so who knows. In my case it's just a leveraged etf like tqqq, so sometimes it implodes as tech does but so far I'm good
I just buy a bunch and then put a stop in. Like a week later I'll check on it and adjust my stop price accordingly.

[Anonymous No.57392729]

don't think this rally has much more steam left, earnings have been disappointing thus far

but all the same I'm not buying puts, the market can remain irrational for longer than I can remain solvent

[Anonymous No.57392737]

[Anonymous No.57392740]

>>57392729
>earnings have been disappointing thus far
Don't you worry, it'll pump to 5200.
Bad earnings are bullish.

[Anonymous No.57392768]

Should I be pissed off at Jack Ma for getting his teeth ripped out in a Chinese gulag until he was forced to buy Alibaba stock, pissed off at Xi for ripping Ma’s teeth out and forcing him to buy Alibaba stock, or grateful that those fucks interrupted my Hang Seng ETF strategy before I could lose money on it?

[Anonymous No.57392787]

Is it silly to use NVDA to hold my money instead of in a money market? I don't like the shitty 5.5% growth when inflation is way higher than that.

AI feet in return.

[Anonymous No.57392802]

what the fuck happened in the HSI? it dumped untill noon then completely recovers? Is that the work of China's national team?

[Anonymous No.57392813]

>>57392187
Never. I'm him, I been him, I will continue to be him.

[Anonymous No.57392822]

>>57392768
You should be pissed off at yourself for not realizing china is the fakest gayest economy out of the fake and gay globohomo economy.

[Anonymous No.57392824]

Probably the worst part about this gay ass market is knowing the data will be fucking horrid but a retard pump will rip my face off.

[Anonymous No.57392825]

>>57392802
Xi's launching his own operation warp speed. Get in.

[Anonymous No.57392844]

>>57391767
Is he related to Frasier Crane?

[Anonymous No.57392866]

>>57392046
The median volatility for QQQ is low compared to most stocks. If you can't handle an ETF then you're fucked. Also downside protection limits growth, which is what you want QQQ for anyways.

[Anonymous No.57392868]

>>57392844
i watched this show last week

[Anonymous No.57392888]

>>57392662
i changed my mind anyways. it's expensive and about to drop.

[Anonymous No.57392896]

I'm gonna go long on vix
Convince me not to

[Anonymous No.57392910]

>>57392507
Nobody shilled Rail Vision yesterday and you didn’t make any 2x since you didn’t know about tat company until today

[Anonymous No.57392919]

>>57392676
i love minors

[Anonymous No.57392927]

>>57392641
Its just investors trying to cover their asses before China heems the global economy in mid 2024, its happened before in the 1990's and 2008

>>57392787
I wish I had a japanese wife that would smother my face with her feet

[Anonymous No.57392932]

>>57392357
value investing is the only type of investing that makes sense. if you are not willing to go through a companies financials, understand the business, value, and cash flows. we are talking high level accountancy and risk analysis. then you should just buy index funds.

i dedicate my weekends because i am tired on weeknights after work but on weekends i am spending all my time reading financials. discovering companies, etc. that is the point of being a value investor YOU are buying a business not a stock.

10 years from now the only returns that matter are CAGR returns and value investors crush usually making 15% CAGR.

[Anonymous No.57392945]

>>57392932
wrong. you should trust in yourself and leave the rest to fate.

[Anonymous No.57392957]

>>57392945
and that is fine if you speculate on stocks or a company but value investors usually don't try to predict what will happen in the future they are only concerned with what is currently happening and has happened in the past with a business.

if someone is trying to sell you saying it is losing money but will make you 100k the next five years, or a company that is making 30k a year, which one do you buy? i would easily choose the 30k a year one. value investors invest in companies that are doing well now, not something that you are hoping will do well. that is how most people lose money.

[Anonymous No.57392962]

>>57392187
Is this financial advice?

[Anonymous No.57392964]

>>57392932
I just buy soxl and get 300%.
Value shit is only for S O Y's and nerds anyway.
I have better things to do on weekends than watch at boring numbers all day.

[Anonymous No.57392982]

>>57392962
I suppose it is but, if so, the advice is incorrect.

[Anonymous No.57392988]

>>57392964
what is that bull 3x shares? on semiconductors well first i would need to see the companies, then i would need to understand the manufacturing costs of semiconductors, i would need to see how much money the companies are wasting on research/development, other things like that. i would imagine most are actually net negative companies. i will look into it and also i like reading financial statements. really that is if you are investing in the stock market is crucial you understand the business as well as the CEO if not, you have not done adequate due diligence.

also what is this 3x levered bull value investors would not invest in a leveraged fund thta is insane. the whole premise of value investing is margin of safety and not losing money anon.

[Anonymous No.57392990]

>>57392957
Honest question but considering time vs expected value why not just go for a consistent etf instead?

[Anonymous No.57392993]

>>57392015

[Anonymous No.57392998]

>>57392990
because you can double your money in half the time if you are a good stock picker. most value investors are the best stock pickers really good at not losing money with slow and steady gainers that usually after a 10 year period their portfolios outperform the s&p quite substantially.

[Anonymous No.57393002]

>>57392988
>i would need to see the companies,
lol, lmao even. As if that mattered.

[Anonymous No.57393003]

>>57392957
I’ll chose in order to maximize profit and not losing my money. Of course the informations to do this kind of arbitrage are not available

[Anonymous No.57393012]

Yields...

[Anonymous No.57393030]

You should trust cryptic messages in your dreams and/or anons here on what stocks to buy

[Anonymous No.57393053]

>>57392737
Mild sell signal

[Anonymous No.57393064]

>>57392998
Beating the ETFs it’s not really that hard, doesn’t require any long term strategy as you are implying. In fact, there are mathematical theorems that demonstrate that your struggle is pure superstition and you are just betting like all of us

[Anonymous No.57393065]

>>57393012
I can't tell, did they go up again?

[Anonymous No.57393074]

>>57391849
Based and greed-pilled.

[Anonymous No.57393076]

>>57393002
i mean the problem with it is you need quick profits. you can't hold SOXL for any significant amount of time with a .94% expense ratio.

the holdings are not that bad and i will look more at the companies. but most value investors don't invest in ETFS because there is simply too many companies, too many that are just not a value. also they charge you to hold an etf.

[Anonymous No.57393080]

>>57393012
>3m/10y inverted for almost 2 years now
we're like a headless chicken running around not realizing we're dead yet aren't we

[Anonymous No.57393079]

>>57392998
I don't think I agree with that. Wouldn't the whole point of value investing be that it's less profitable but safer? I mean I have a few value investments just for diversification and slow growth but that's simple shit like mcdonalds. I understand fast food but I don't understand semiconductors so I don't try to. A balance sheet and p&l statement make sense only if you understand the business.

I have given up on trying to beat the market. In my view the time investment vs the expected returns is the same as having a second job, but with risk involved. I'd rather just ride the market with a leveraged etf and then get good at timing when to leave and jump back in. Tqqq is back up like 150% over a 12 month period and that's where I get most of my bread from.

[Anonymous No.57393092]

>>57393079
the money in value investing isn't from mcdonalds you could have probably bought it at a value or really any big named stocks. in true most value investing is actually cigar butt investing where you buy beaten down companies their shares are cheap but the business is still operating healthily. you sell once the companies intrinsic value is achieved. this is how warren buffet started investing, but charlie liked buying great companies at fair prices, not rather than fair companies at cheap prices.

[Anonymous No.57393103]

ASML BEAT. UP 7%

[Anonymous No.57393104]

>>57391826
>long china
remember it can go lower. it will go lower.

[Anonymous No.57393116]

>>57393103
>ASML BEAT. UP 7%
I collect semiconductor companies starting with "A" like fucking infinity stones kek. I got: ASML, ARM, AMD, etc

[Anonymous No.57393124]

>>57392957
this would garner a great deal of upvotes on reddit.com/investing!
>>57393030
good lad. put all your savings into QBTS.

[Anonymous No.57393141]

>>57393030
That's true.
>futures
Naysayers should be trampled under the golden hooves of the doom bull.
Also i bought some cory catfish for my aquarium today. They are children still, in cory development terms, and full of energy. It's very adorable. About 0.75" length now, adult size around about 2" to 2.5". They are to assist in my trading decision panel along with my senior consultants, the three geckos. There are also snails but they don't care about money. They only care about sex.

[Anonymous No.57393153]

how is this legal?

[Anonymous No.57393165]

>>57393153
obviously it´s fake.

[Anonymous No.57393178]

A moment of silence please for all the MARA holders on suicide watch

[Anonymous No.57393182]

>>57393153
>Dead cat bounce after several months of red
>Omg this is so sus
Kek

[Anonymous No.57393197]

>>57393153
Shorting is banned now line is legally obligated to go up

[Anonymous No.57393231]

>>57393153
>the country where everything is manipulated and fake
>how is this legal

it aint hard: Chinese niggas

[Anonymous No.57393232]

>>57393116
AMAT

[Anonymous No.57393244]

>>57393231
This is way better than twerking. And not because of race, asians are not my thing. It's just the speed, the range of movement and control.

[Anonymous No.57393250]

I bought Bayer and BASF yesterday, because I wanted some good dividends stock. Did I fuck up? Is Bayer seriously going to dooomp below 2012 levels?

[Anonymous No.57393269]

>>57393250
>Did I fuck up
Yes. Why the fuck would you buy and hold any continental european stock?

You also fucked up by buying dividend stocks when presumably you still haven't made it.

[Anonymous No.57393271]

>>57393269
I know I am just hoping they go green within three months and I get to dump them.

[Anonymous No.57393277]

Imma ride that deadcat bounce of china until Xi destroys confidence again. Now shorties have to cover so that's gonna initiate buying pressure. it's a guarantee spike on the HSI.
Coming up is the liquidation of Evergrande later next week.

[Anonymous No.57393279]

>Netflix giga beat future expectations
Damn. Netflix is honestly the best way to gauge the economy. If Netflix is going well, the economy and the consumer are doing well. And /smg/ told me they have no more room to grow... yet they keep growing and keep increasing EPS.
Imagine not believing in the power of US tech. Basically everyone is beating (aside from Texas but they have fallen drastically behind and they ain't mentioning AI in their financial reports which is just stupid)

[Anonymous No.57393281]

>>57393103
>>57393104
>>57393232
Kinda wondering if AMAT will make up for the fuckup of TI yesterday. if soxl remains positive, it will effectively erase and memoryhole TI earnings

[Anonymous No.57393287]

>>57391692
Top signal

[Anonymous No.57393291]

Damn, the guy itt who is 50% in MSFT and 50% in ASML must be feeling giddy as fuck with ASML doing a lil sumthin

[Anonymous No.57393302]

>>57393279
that's what annoys me. Everyone is playing the AI game by shoving it in all reports. If you don't do it at this point, it means you have no future.
TI makes basic chips, advanced IC and micro controllers that just work. they're great product that don't need fucking AI.

[Anonymous No.57393304]

>>57393250
>good divdends
You're aware of foreign transaction fees on dividends, right anon?

[Anonymous No.57393314]

>>57393281
When has AMAT ever fugged up? Das ist richtig, never. TI earnings also don't really matter. Actually, the only earnings that do matter are MSFT, NVDA, AMD, and a few others. These will carry the entire market. TI might drop 5% at the start but will immediately recover and will get dragged up by the bullishness in the entire sector.
Used to be Apple to direct the market's intentions. Not anymore.
>>57393302
Everyone understands that AI = money (in one way or another). It's a big investment that unilaterally pays off. TI is good, great even, but they need to start doing something if they wanna keep up. They are lucky that the market's in a giga bull run

[Anonymous No.57393322]

>>57393304
Doesn't apply in my case. I don't even have to pay taxes on them. Our masters allow us up to 1k€ dividends per years for free.

[Anonymous No.57393354]

>>57393322
Aw bro I'm sorry
I make $1k div pretax every 8 days.

[Anonymous No.57393378]

>>57393279
>If Netflix is going well, the economy and the consumer are doing well.
Literally the opposite, as movies are an escape of reality. Goyslop of mind. You watch this shit knowing you are wasting your time, making you anxious and annoyed while you watch it. It's like a baseline level of expense, like TV. During a recession everybody still has a TV and watches TV.

[Anonymous No.57393380]

futures green

bobo heemed

[Anonymous No.57393382]

>>57393141
>Cory catfish
That’s cute anon, I miss having an aquarium. When I make it I’ll be sure to get one myself

[Anonymous No.57393385]

>>57393354
That wasn't even his point. What a retarded flex. You countered his point with which countered your transaction fee point with "I make that amount of money in a week". Good job

[Anonymous No.57393397]

>>57393322
Lucky bastard. It's 30% here regardless of country. Savings account where I invest already taxed money and they want to re-tax it again. Why am I living in Europe, again?
>>57393378
Say what you will but pretty much everyone is beating and increasing EPS and net result. Wages have also increased substantially. Sure, real wages have gone down substantially but since people have gotten so much free money over the last many years, consumerism is at ATH.
Netflix is booming because they are increasing market share. There is basically no alternative no Netflix (at least for normos)

[Anonymous No.57393401]

BOBO
LOOK AT THAT NASDAQ 100
STOCKMARKETGENRAL TOLD YOU IT WAS COMING
WE TOLD YOU TWO WEEKS AGO
NOT TO GET INVOLVED IN THAT
WE TOLD YOUUUUUUU PEOPLE

[Anonymous No.57393409]

>>57393380
one ticket to the permanent, irrevocable, chronic and indomitable bull market prosperity era, please.

[Anonymous No.57393416]

>>57393397
>There is basically no alternative no Netflix (at least for normos)
And that is the reason. Not a booming economy.

[Anonymous No.57393430]

I find it interesting that everyone is giga-beating, even here in Europoor, but only the US is actually pumping. Almost as if more and more money is funneled into the US away from the EU or something. Weird.
>>57393416
Alright. Housing is all good and well. Experienced and skilled workers have it great. Tradies are getting better and better wages which can almost compete with engineers.
The only ones that are suffering are poor people. You are correct that the economy ain't booming but I'd argue that it's at least alright.
And luckily, the market is disjointed from the economy

[Anonymous No.57393455]

>ASML earnings tripled this quarter

kek just how big will Nvidia's earnings be

[Anonymous No.57393463]

btw it's fucking disgusting how much profits these corpos are raking in while the standard of living for most people is still far far away from matching pre covid levels

it really feels like corpos have unlocked a new level of greed after the scamdemic

[Anonymous No.57393465]

Market at an all time high earnings beats yet they're still bobos out there

[Anonymous No.57393468]

>>57393455
based
>>57393463
cringe

[Anonymous No.57393472]

>Pic related

How much longer before 50% of the gaming industry is wiped out and stocks take a fat red shit for months?

>>57393231
I want to slap those cheeks and watch em jiggle

[Anonymous No.57393484]

>>57393455
>Zero growth guidance
>The market is forward looking
>Still giga pumps
Inderasting. Actually, I find it strange that nobody has mentioned that for the year, 2023 has had 33% less net bookings (i.e. less net orders)
>30,674 for 2022
>20,040 for 2023

>>57393463
>He's started to notice
Shut it down boys

[Anonymous No.57393498]

STILL BEARISH

[Anonymous No.57393507]

Not checking every 5 minutes and checking each evening is so much more refreshing bros

[Anonymous No.57393524]

>>57393314
Shit, I meant ASML. TI makes for a big chunk of SOXX, that's why I was wondering if ASML would offset the fuckup of TI

[Anonymous No.57393529]

>everyone ignores data prints
>everyone ignores earnings
>everyone ignores guidances
>everyone ignores the mother fucking Fed
Yup, it's mania before the bubble burst.
At this point I literally am held hostage by the retard pumps because shorting outright costs me money and being cash still costs me via opportunity cost.
I bet boomers will even ignore the market crashing and continue buying until it moons.

[Anonymous No.57393535]

>>57393507
Finished all work yesterday so I got nothing better to do. Extremely disappointed with BG3 and got nothing to play. Live in a boomer village of 1500 people where every girl under the age of 30 has loads of tats. /smg/ is my home today.
>>57393524
TI will not drop more than 3% today. Hell, it might even retrace back to 0% and then end -1% today.
Guidance for ASML doesn't matter. We are looking so far into the future where AI has taken over the world and everyone has infinite money. Market pooooomp

[Anonymous No.57393536]

>>57393529
Cave in and buy 3x leverage long semis and ai so we can reverse and start dumping please

[Anonymous No.57393544]

>>57393529
Use margin, HELOC, and convert your 401k to a self managed IRA account

[Anonymous No.57393548]

>>57393430
>And luckily, the market is disjointed from the economy
That is also entirely right. Look at FTSE, it dumped on better PMI. Germany the opposite.

[Anonymous No.57393552]

Also we gonna get Lagarde speaking tomorrow. I kinda switch my view of lagarde since she criticized all the economists at Davos by saying their model were shit. Now of course she get backlash from the ECB committee saying that she shouldn't be the president of the ECB.
For that she's based
>be elected pres
>play the book of the ECB niggers
>after a while, comes out and shit on everyone
>still the pres tho
based

[Anonymous No.57393567]

Just ordered a bunch of Cialis online. Prepare you bussies, especially you /fit/ anon.

[Anonymous No.57393570]

>>57393484
>57393484
Inderasting. Actually, I find it strange that nobody has mentioned that for the year, 2023 has had 33% less net bookings (i.e. less net orders)
>30,674 for 2022
>20,040 for 2023

Wait, what? I saw these headlines:


>Critical chip firm ASML smashes fourth-quarter expectations as it predicts similar sales for 2024

>ASML Q4 23 Earnings: - Net Sales: EUR7.24B (est EUR6.93B) - Gross Margin: 51.4% (est 50.8%) - Sees Q1 Net Sales Between EUR5-EUR5.5 Bln (est EUR6.23B)

[Anonymous No.57393587]

>>57393570
https://www.asml.com/en/news/press-releases/2024/q4-2023-financial-results
Check this out m8. Yes, they increased Q/Q (Q4 2023 vs. Q4 2022) but y/y their net bookings decreased by 33%.
>>57393567
>a medication used to treat erectile dysfunction, benign prostatic hyperplasia, and pulmonary arterial hypertension
Didn't know guys over the age of 50 visited this website

[Anonymous No.57393628]

>>57393587
I'm 36 and have insurance. I'm making sure my boner is on PEDs.

[Anonymous No.57393652]

>>57393587
AI

[Anonymous No.57393661]

>>57391845
We can still short the ADRs.

[Anonymous No.57393669]

>>57391787
Canon has been doing a lot of advanced materials research and is trying to compete with ASML now.

[Anonymous No.57393676]

>>57393661
God damn the money flowed back into hang seng by its close.

[Anonymous No.57393681]

Military tribunals for /smg/ shills and sanctions for foreign governments that interfere in US politics. Trump/Vivek 2024, this is financial advice.

[Anonymous No.57393686]

>>57393681
He will not choose Vivek as VP

[Anonymous No.57393691]

>>57393065
The front is crashing.

[Anonymous No.57393699]

>>57393587
Cialis is used by Olympic athletes because it's legal and is essentially doping because it boosts test levels and increases blood flow. Big dick gains and better peeing is just a side benefit.

[Anonymous No.57393704]

>>57393686
Yes he will, and he will win.

[Anonymous No.57393705]

>California Landscapers Brace For Gas-Powered Lawn Equipment Ban

uh oh, feel bad for all of the mexicans moving there for work, I'm shorting landscaping stocks kek

[Anonymous No.57393707]

>>57393250
>>57393269
I bought it too. I think Germany is about to get their new Hitler and they’ll turn a corner after that.

[Anonymous No.57393712]

>>57393705
Shill me the biggest electrical and robot lawnmower sellers RIGHT FUCKING MOW

[Anonymous No.57393721]

>>57393704
What an ugly ass coin. No, Vivek will not be VP. Stefani will.

[Anonymous No.57393727]

>>57393705
>landscaping stocks
There are public landscaping companies?

[Anonymous No.57393728]

>>57393681
Its Trump/Carson because he can't have some rando betray him like Pence did

[Anonymous No.57393731]

>>57393681
No more fucking jeet leaders in Anglo countries.
No more!

[Anonymous No.57393739]

>>57393721
>>57393728
>>57393731
Vivek and Trump will dismantle the traitorous security state, IKYK. Cope.

[Anonymous No.57393752]

>>57393712
Don't bother with Ryobi, they are absolute dogshit, batteries crap out like a motherfucker

>T. Home Depot wagie

[Anonymous No.57393759]

>>57393699
>Cialis
The evidence seems shoddy at best and seems to improve T mostly for males with low levels. As a researcher, I literally do not trust 90% of studies. But as long as something works for you... good. Though, I wouldn't resort to fuckin ED medication for T boost. If you want more T, just go to the doctor

Commoditybros, how are we feeling about steel? With the insane amounts getting funneled into infrastructure and public spending increasing, I feel like steel stocks would be nice to have. Wars, conflicts, home starts... I feel like this year could be nice for steel and maybe even copper unless China completely shits itself

[Anonymous No.57393770]

>>57393704
There has to be more distance in between the "in god" as in between "we trust"

[Anonymous No.57393796]

>could be 10% up if I didn't buy cryptoshit and yoloed with options
>Instead I'm at a solid -0.01%
FML. COIN and MARA will go back up, r-right? Also should I start trading options again to regain the -5% from them?

[Anonymous No.57393797]

>>57393707
>I think Germany is about to get their new Hitler and they’ll turn a corner after that.
so you think Bayer and BASF will merge back into IG Farben again?

[Anonymous No.57393808]

>>57393796
Oh and also spirit airlines, that's another -2%. I'm realizing I shouldn't listen to SMG meme trades and just trust me tech gut instinct kek

[Anonymous No.57393809]

>>57393797
IG Blaubraun

[Anonymous No.57393853]

>>57393759
Why would I get an extremely specific medication that has inherent downsides for use when I could instead take a general medication that has no downsides with broad and specific benefits? If you are sick a vasodilator is going to improve blood flow to better mount a defense. Improved test. Less likely to be affected by heart disease/high blood pressure. Etc etc. The entire male pop should be put on daily taladafil.

[Anonymous No.57393886]

>>57393853
So you just take one a day or something?

[Anonymous No.57393907]

>YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

https://youtu.be/l9jX1KAKp78?t=340

[Anonymous No.57393950]

I don't even feel bad for Bobos, they brought this upon themselves. It's not like we didn't say to buy last year when the Nascock-100 was at -35% already. What did these dumbfucks even expect, it may have done MAYBE an additional -5%, but that's it. Imagine missing such an obvious bottom. The exact same retards that said oil was over in 2020.

[Anonymous No.57393965]

>>57393950
the upcoming crash will make -35% look like a dream

[Anonymous No.57394030]

>>57393950
Nobody said to buy last year and you missed the bottom yourself, fag

[Anonymous No.57394033]

>>57393907
based layne poster

[Anonymous No.57394174]

what is wrong with this place?

[Anonymous No.57394210]

>>57394174
mumus

[Anonymous No.57394223]

ASML niggers we're dunking on little bobo shits like there is no tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.57394284]

pump pump pump pump pump pump pump pump, dump 5 points, pump pump pump

[Anonymous No.57394333]

Holy crap everyone is adjusting their targets for Netflix. UP UP UP boys. What a time to be alive.
Huh, what the hell is DAX doing? It was in the red last time I checked. Schizo market back in full force

[Anonymous No.57394383]

>>57393567
You having trouble peeing or fucking?

[Anonymous No.57394393]

>>57393681
A VP can’t be someone who would out shine the POTUS. Vivek will not be VP. He will pick someone kind of boring and loyal.

[Anonymous No.57394399]

>>57394174
>he doesn't enjoy LARPing as a Facebook boomer
come on now son

[Anonymous No.57394400]

kek T baggies

[Anonymous No.57394405]

NASDAQ OIL

[Anonymous No.57394434]

>>57394400
>stock gets shilled by Benzinga, Motley Fool and other financeslop the day before
>it shits the bed
name a more iconic and predictable duo

[Anonymous No.57394447]

>>57394434
Hey now, it's a Dividend Aristocrat. And you can't find that juicy 6.5% yield anywhere else!

[Anonymous No.57394448]

>>57394174
Everyone discovered that their rabbi also wasn't related in a tracible way to Jacob, and the relief that they're not some lonely malformed human has swept their hearts. They're seeing now that Jesus is the turning point of the promised new covenant and are committing their lives to the Holy Spirit in the Grace and Mercy of Jesus the Christ. Or, that's the one I'm hoping for.
Also, please pray for me, I've got a bad ear infection and it's playing with my balance.

Did anyone see that UAL is skipping on the Max 10 and buying Airbus? Yikes!

[Anonymous No.57394456]

>>57393759
Anyone have thoughts on Nucor NUE? I take the hype on infrastructure projects as nothing but hike. Remember the shovel ready jobs that never materialized.

[Anonymous No.57394461]

>>57394434
>listening to media?
thats why they're not gonna make it.

[Anonymous No.57394484]

>>57394448
When I found out my Rabbi was a complete fraud it just gave me more faith in him. How can anyone trust an honest Rabbi?

[Anonymous No.57394488]

>>57392290
>>57392664
BITW. Remember GBTC? The first two numbers should leap out the page at you: https://bitwiseinvestments.com/crypto-funds/bitw

[Anonymous No.57394491]

can someone help me to remember how to embed a video onto 4chan?

google is supressing all searches that include 4chan.

also what search are you using that isnt google?

[Anonymous No.57394496]

What the HELL happened to 3M?

[Anonymous No.57394514]

>>57394496
shit guidance

[Anonymous No.57394524]

>>57394456
>Nucor NUE
Christ that one exploded. I took a quick look at its earnings over the past year and they don't look good. Negative growth. Still, beat expectations and still a good P/E.
Weird that it's trading at ATH in my opinion but that's market magic for you. Also a nice history of increasing divvies. That is a good sign of a stable company.
But this is the year of election so I believe all stocks related to infrastructure will behave nicely.

[Anonymous No.57394526]

>>57394496
Shrining revenue. lawsuits, shit earnings, shit balance sheet.

[Anonymous No.57394527]

Wait, the EPS of SAP in Q4 2023 just today was lower than Q3 2023. Wtf?

[Anonymous No.57394529]

>>57394491
you drop a webm like a jpeg
webm for retards is the software to make webm

and nobody has a good replacement for googl. google has been shit for 10 years

[Anonymous No.57394542]

>>57394447
it isn't anymore. they cut their dividend which kicked them out of aristocrat status

[Anonymous No.57394545]

>sudden rapecandle after hours of crab
Heckin' freemarketino!

[Anonymous No.57394559]

>>57394542
W-what? You mean I have to actually do more than sit on my ass and dumbly cash checks? That wasn't part of the deal!

[Anonymous No.57394586]

>>57394174
Half the posters here are larping neets
The other half are idiots with money to invest (lose) and they just bounce between plays
And then there are like... 4 bogleheads max actually slowly making money

[Anonymous No.57394606]

>>57394586
There are some people burning money by throwing it into a certain secular declining shit hole west of the pacific too.

[Anonymous No.57394612]

DAX is going (deez) nuts today

[Anonymous No.57394614]

Bobos aren't prepared for AMD earnings. They're gonna get heemed hard.

[Anonymous No.57394616]

>>57394559
if it was the old dividend it would be paying out like 13%

[Anonymous No.57394617]

>>57394586
What if I am both?

[Anonymous No.57394619]

>>57394586
>The other half are idiots with money to invest (lose) and they just bounce between plays
...y-yeah! man what..what loosers...those guys

[Anonymous No.57394620]

>>57394586
>4 bogleheads max actually slowly making money
Keyword "slowly", as in gets outpaced by real inflation while the elite prints money and gives it to themselves.

[Anonymous No.57394621]

>>57394586
I have never held a stock for longer than 12 months.

[Anonymous No.57394638]

>>57394620
You do realize stocks rise with inflation better than any other asset right. And if you say gold I'm going to reach through the computer and rip your drunk off
>>57394621
Credit where credit is due. Nice man.

[Anonymous No.57394649]

>>57394638
The best way to beat inflation is to go broke gambling with leverage then kill yourself thus winning the game

[Anonymous No.57394668]

>>57394586
good morning

[Anonymous No.57394676]

>>57393397
>Wages have also increased substantially
Not enough. Everything is 2x of what it was in 2019 and consoomers aren't having it.

[Anonymous No.57394678]

>>57394649
High growth companies already do that by taking out debt through corporate bonds. That's literally the reason why stocks almost always beat inflation

[Anonymous No.57394679]

>>57394616
If you bought $17,000 of T in 2016, then, adding up your shares + your divvies, you would now have... $17,000.

[Anonymous No.57394681]

i started nofap and i still lose money everyday.
Is it even worth it at this point?

[Anonymous No.57394687]

>>57394676
Normoids believe we are in a 2008 style obongo economy because their personal finances are so shit they believe the economy must be doing very poorly.

[Anonymous No.57394691]

>>57393681
>>57394393
>>57393721
It'll be Zeldin.

This is financial advice because you can invest in upstate New York.

[Anonymous No.57394697]

>>57392910
Why are you faggots like this? Is it because YOU missed out? You never listen and you will always lose.

[Anonymous No.57394702]

>>57394448
>please pray for me
DONE
O
N
E

[Anonymous No.57394708]

>>57394687
Little do they know FAGMAN is setting records while they can't even afford name brand goy slop anymore.

[Anonymous No.57394736]

Fundamental analysis really became a meme

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57394738]

>>57394708
look are you going to cancel your subscription to TSLA because your behind on your student loans, or are you going to continue to vote for Joe Biden, and just pray for him to keep his promise?

[Anonymous No.57394746]

PNGAY continues to pound bears up the ass.

[Anonymous No.57394747]

Thank you Rail Vision anon. Let's talk sure things so we can all make money.

[Anonymous No.57394750]

>Chink government starts buying up shares I wanted to buy.
We just can't win goyim bros... Every time stocks get cheap they push them back up so the average goy can't accumulate at a cheap price with every paycheck... This is fucking criminal.

[Anonymous No.57394761]

>>57394697
>No thesis, just buy trust me
Check the catalog, we're in a sea of scamming and shilling. Are you surprised people ignored you or do you just like gloating?

[Anonymous No.57394771]

>>57394761
no reason not to enjoy gloating when you score

[Anonymous No.57394773]

>>57394750
EDU and TAL?

[Anonymous No.57394783]

>>57394773
Not good buys atm too expensive. When the regulations came in that was the time to buy those stocks.

[Anonymous No.57394807]

>>57394736
why shouldn't you buy a 100000 PE stock if it's going up? exactly

[Anonymous No.57394811]

>>57394783
>too expensive
They just rolled back those video game regulations because they would've heemed Tencent. So, please, for the sake of humoring me, assume there won't be any regulator actions for the next, oh, 12 months.

[Anonymous No.57394817]

>>57394621
>14K in commissions and fees
I hate those grubby moneychangers so much
unironically congrats on the gains tho

[Anonymous No.57394824]

>>57394761
It's no one's job to force you to buy when someone drops a play. You can either trust them or not. Even if they have a working thesis there is still risk involved on that thesis being correct or not. I have made money listening to countless plays being shilled here, way more than I have lossed listening to plays. You do whatever works for you. And to answer your question no I'm not gloating I'm trying to show that this place is still alive with people who are picking good plays and sharing them as well. It's amazing I have to explain this

[Anonymous No.57394828]

>>57394687
At what point do the masses stop paying their mortgages because the price of food is too high?

[Anonymous No.57394829]

>>57394811
EDU and TAL aren't even in the Chinese market anymore right? Tencent is though and It's cheap Munger bought Tencent before he died.

[Anonymous No.57394836]

>>57394829
Tencent killed Munger? That's why I stay away from haunted stocks, ever since DGTW.

[Anonymous No.57394842]

>>57394836
>Tencent killed Munger?
No it was Buffett that killed Munger for buying Alibaba and Tencent.

[Anonymous No.57394846]

>>57394842
Tragic. And I really liked his poems too.

[Anonymous No.57394848]

>>57394828
When credit card and other consumer credit companies start tightening up and demanding higher monthly minimum payments (which I'm not sure will happen) because of delinquencies
Things are gonna continue as long as cheap credit is given to consumer tards

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57394852]

you guys hear about the grain scandal? short WEAT, looks like we pissed off some smelly foreigners and now there is going to be increased foreign competition as overseas buyers are looking elsewhere for their product.

[Anonymous No.57394855]

>>57394852
Tell us more, Baggie.

[Anonymous No.57394862]

>>57394846
Me too.
>>57394852
>you guys hear about the grain scandal?
Elaborate.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57394866]

>>57394855
we thought that the foreigners were stupid (they are just not stupid enough) and tried to pull one over on them to increase profits, but we were caught and now they've lost confidence in the quality of our grain.

[Anonymous No.57394871]

>>57394687
One of the first rules of investing is that the stock market doesn't correlate with the economy

[Anonymous No.57394872]

any tips for not holding a stock too long? even though my picks are good, it's the one mistake I keep on making

[Anonymous No.57394874]

>>57394866
Are you buying the ADM dip? Or is all your money still tied up in EIS?

[Anonymous No.57394876]

>>57394872
using a trailing stop, like one following an EMA ??

[Anonymous No.57394892]

>>57394874
>Are you buying the ADM dip?
With Ismael there I'm fucking buying. Ismael has our back.

[Anonymous No.57394896]

>ADM's CFO responsible for their accounting scandal is called Vikram Luthar
There's no stopping the poojeet epidemic at this point isn't it?

[Anonymous No.57394902]

>>57394824
Absolutely. But if you legitimately want people to listen to you then you should say pretty much anything other than just posting the ticker.

[Anonymous No.57394920]

How come I can post from Linux again? Are the admins from either cloudflare or 4chan in the thread with us?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57394933]

>>57394874
It's way deeper than just ADM, we're talking about hundreds of millions in ill gotten gains, and what's going to happen is a complete collapse of the farming industry this summer. With no foreign demand, prices will drop to levels where it no longer becomes profitable for Juan and Pedro to harvest the crops, I'm talking about famine on the levels we haven't seen since the dust bowl. Then once the farmers are bankrupt, Beijing Biden's buddies are going to buy up all the land, and control our food supply. We can't let it happen, and we must elect Donald J. Trump so that we can save our farms and go to Mars. Bitch!

[Anonymous No.57394945]

>>57394933

[Anonymous No.57394953]

>Stocktwits
>@Stocktwits
>Don’t underestimate the year of the dragon!

>China stocks are ripping this morning as foreign investors show up to BTFD

who of you is this?

[Anonymous No.57394957]

up hundreds of points in days

[Anonymous No.57394961]

>>57393455
Priced in

[Anonymous No.57394964]

>>57394953
Not me.

[Anonymous No.57394969]

>>57393455
ASML is ten years ahead of Nvidia in the supply chain.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57394972]

>>57394964
>wood dragon
disregard her retardation, its the year of the blue dragon, once every 60 years

[Anonymous No.57394991]

>>57394969
yeah, but META also said they are going to buy an huge amount of specific graphic cards.
Who knows for what. As if the ads aren't bad enough.

Metaverse? lol

[Anonymous No.57394990]

>>57394933
Juan and Pedro will soon be obsolete when DE brings fully automated bot farming. Imagine shorting fully automated bot farming like you did last year.

[Anonymous No.57394993]

>BABA up 8% in HK
>2% in US premarket

Free money on open literally

[Anonymous No.57394995]

>>57394972
>disregard her retardation, its the year of the blue dragon, once every 60 years
I'd rather take the word of a Chink baggie. It is the year of the wood dragon.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57395017]

>>57394990
>inb4 your energy costs are higher than your wholesaler will pay you for your yield
look i know little micheal says farming is easy, but there's more to it than just digging a few holes and dropping some seeds in there.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57395025]

>>57394995
2024 is gabjinnyeon (Year of the Blue Dragon), the 41st year of the 60-year cycle. Gab (yang or blue) is one of the 10 Heavenly Stems marked by the color blue. Jin refers to "dragon," and thus this year marks the Year of the Blue Dragon.

[Anonymous No.57395036]

>>57394953
>>57394964
Belly of the dragon (june or is it september) will drip water (flood)

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57395039]

>>57394995
if you're going to trust a fucking woman, you might as well buy AMD over NVDA and tell me how it works out for you.

[Anonymous No.57395040]

>>57395017
It is increasingly automated though. At some point the Mexicans are going to have their cotton gin moment.

[Anonymous No.57395054]

>>57395040
They already had that. All they do now is mowing lawns and cleaning empty offices.

[Anonymous No.57395065]

>>57395039
wtf should i sell AMD now?

[Anonymous No.57395066]

>>57395017
DE already has tractors that self drive with cameras that use AI to identify weeds and spot shoot them with herbicides instead of blanket blasting fields.

[Anonymous No.57395079]

>>57394995
baggie is right and wrong

apparently chinks don't linguistically distinguish dark blues from greens.
Blue is the color of the sky, where as green and dark blue are "verdant" hues.
these are all "green" in chink land.
however they differentiate the woodland hues by color, so there are many colors of wood dragon. this one is the Azure dragon year. Apparently this dragon is the Guardian of the East.
Chinks are weird
invest in MSFT apparently

[Anonymous No.57395092]

Wtf I wake up early today before the markets open and everything is pumping pre-hours

[Anonymous No.57395095]

IM GONNA BANG BANG BANG

[Anonymous No.57395102]

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

[Anonymous No.57395104]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!

[Anonymous No.57395106]

bing bong

[Anonymous No.57395108]

WTFWT

[Anonymous No.57395110]

>>57395095
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMHjicTcSFE

[Anonymous No.57395112]

what the fuck

[Anonymous No.57395117]

>>57395102
Nice.

[Anonymous No.57395123]

>>57395102
Based

[Anonymous No.57395131]

>>57395123

[Anonymous No.57395135]

>>57395079
Is that actually a Microsoft UI? I saw that and thought "oh some small business is really trying, maybe at some point they'll figure UI design out" and then noticed the VS icon.
This was the company that put all the research into Windows 95. It's crazy how much can change in 30 years.

[Anonymous No.57395141]

>>57395135
>Microsoft UI?
I think that's just an image from marketing or documentation materials

[Anonymous No.57395149]

Its over RUMbros

[Anonymous No.57395150]

ive started to do more workshifts. first i gotta make some summer etc payments and then i can add more to stocks.

my one position has picked up some pace recently.

[Anonymous No.57395155]

>>57395102
>That timing

Based drummer

[Anonymous No.57395161]

>>57395150
K...keep me posted

[Anonymous No.57395163]

>>57395079
Now with twice the compute

[Anonymous No.57395165]

so today its going to pump and then slurp back down before ending the day with a final pump?

[Anonymous No.57395184]

>>57395110
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0Ii2c0pxQo

[Anonymous No.57395186]

wtf I don't even remember buying Netflix lmfao

[Anonymous No.57395200]

baked
>>57395199
>>57395199
>>57395199

[Anonymous No.57395255]

>>57394691
>invest in upstate New York
Some met crew in Rochester made the news by kicking an irate poc out of their ambulance. Very bullish sign. Maybe there is hope for New York.

[Anonymous No.57395269]

>>57395117
>>57395123
>>57395155

[Anonymous No.57396293]

>>57393853
Kek this is retarded advice. Shit slowly over time hardens your hearts arteries.