/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.57387863]

Speculation edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

>Egg Resources:
https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/APU0000708111

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[Anonymous No.57387881]

This is a Bitcoin board

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57387896]

>>57387881
This is our containment thread

[Anonymous No.57387902]

Stephen Schwarzman, CEO of the financial services titan Blackstone, mused that he didn’t think the United States was prepared for further deficits and “open borders” — the policy slate he appeared to expect under Joe Biden. This echoes the shockwaves caused by JP Morgan Chase CEO Jamie Dimon last week, when he told CNBC that blanket condemnation of Trump voters — and of the ex-president himself — was a mistake. “Take a step back, be honest,” Dimon said. “He was kind of right about Nato. He was kind of right about immigration. He grew the economy quite well […] he wasn’t wrong about some of these critical issues.”

[Anonymous No.57387903]

>>57387863
>What goes up must come down
kek

[Anonymous No.57387909]

>>57387902
Alright shit is getting weird.

[Anonymous No.57387911]

>SPX almost got ATH twice in a row

[Anonymous No.57387924]

>soxl spends all day to barely touch 36
>immediately tanks
damnit.

[Anonymous No.57387925]

Chinkfolio up big today. Just took a bunch of muscle relaxers and xanax to celebrate

[Anonymous No.57387936]

Why are semis taking a huge dump right now?

[Anonymous No.57387939]

>tencent

TYBC

[Anonymous No.57387960]

Chink bros we are so hecking back!

[Anonymous No.57387966]

>>57387909
it's just jews freaking out after seeing the pro-Palestine protests anon

[Anonymous No.57387969]

>YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

https://youtu.be/l9jX1KAKp78?t=340

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57387972]

>>57387909
>Some Jew spouts support for the guy who will let Israel continue their genocide unimpeded.
Why is this weird to you.

[Anonymous No.57387984]

>>57387902
>caused "shockwaves" by saying open borders are bad
fuck the kike media

[Anonymous No.57387989]

>>57387972
>>57387969

You told me Dimon was Greek?

[El Arcón No.57387992]

7-11 fu?

[Anonymous No.57388013]

>>57387936
texas instruments lowered guidance

[Anonymous No.57388020]

>>57387936
AMD makes no profits , NVDA is overvalued.

[Anonymous No.57388018]

>>57387989
>>57387966
Ah shit sorry AIC anon. I meant this guy.

[Anonymous No.57388022]

>>57387936
I'm gonna guess TXN has something to do with it.

[Anonymous No.57388039]

>>57387960
>>57387969
We're going to retake that #4 market spot from the Pajeets.

[Anonymous No.57388045]

>*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*

[Anonymous No.57388057]

>>57388013
>>57388022
Thanks. This is what I was missing.

[Anonymous No.57388061]

>>57388039
Poo market is poised for a crash. China market is poised for a 50% rally MINIMUM!

[Anonymous No.57388062]

>NFLX after hours: +34.65 +7.04%

[Anonymous No.57388070]

Why is 3M on the ground?

[Anonymous No.57388084]

>>57388062
Just why
Nobody watches WWE

[Anonymous No.57388106]

>>57388062
I was buying NFLX at 178$ and decided to sell around the same price for some stupid reason not because of bear porn or anything like that.

[Anonymous No.57388114]

made a thousand bucks today

[Anonymous No.57388117]

>>57388084
??? TKO is up 15.8%. Do you mean that?

[Anonymous No.57388119]

>>57388022
so TSLA dumping after earnings tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.57388141]

>>57388070
If you're asking "why did [stock X] [moon/crash] [a fuckhuge amount]?" the likely answer right now is "Earnings".

https://earningswhispers.com/stocks/MMM
https://investors.3m.com/news-events/press-releases/detail/1821/3m-delivers-strong-fourth-quarter-results-improves

[Anonymous No.57388144]

MIMOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.57388149]

>>57388084
zoomers like it for some reason and i will watch it if they add more cute japanese women wrestlers

[Anonymous No.57388153]

>>57388119

[Anonymous No.57388159]

>>57388114
Your IP has been backtraced and you will be expected to report this in 2025.

[Anonymous No.57388209]

>>57388159
2025? Bro, next year is...

What the fuck?

[Anonymous No.57388224]

>>57388209
>MFW last night I realized 2016 was 8 years ago

[Anonymous No.57388225]

OH BUDDY, LOOK AT NETFLIX AFTER LATE NIGHT MISSED EARNINGS CANDLE COMPUTER

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57388226]

>>57388209
I know right, like damn I remember partying in 1999, that was fucking 25 years ago.

[Anonymous No.57388227]

>The Fed has to start cutting rates to avoid tipping the economy over, and 8 cuts are coming in the next 2 years, Bank of America, $BAC, chief Brian Moynihan has said per BI

Are these bankers retarded? That many cuts could cause the biggest depression since the 1930's!

>>57388149
Yummy that belly is cute, I want to see her vore something

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57388236]

>>57388224
you're now aware that the majority of this thread wasn't even alive on 9/11.

[Anonymous No.57388240]

>>57388225

[Anonymous No.57388250]

>>57388236
I was, and I will never forget (the Jewish tricks). You're also not wrong and that's fucked up.

[Anonymous No.57388266]

>>57387802
That's good winter animu. Today the winds have changed and it is now well above freezing temperatures. Bikini snowboarding is back on the menu.
+1% today

[Anonymous No.57388280]

markets closing green anticipating a trump sweep at NH and he will pump markets.

[Anonymous No.57388281]

>>57388159
don't even get me started on this shit, I found yesterday I need to pay 7k to the IRS for my 2023 income reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57388289]

>>57388250
anybody got the gif of the guy and the fat chick on the lazy susan, you know the one where he gets launched off the thing into the twin tower?

[Anonymous No.57388309]

>>57388289
no but I have this
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1701384104323297.webm

[Anonymous No.57388321]

Oh hey anon it's me again. You realize you're feeding the squeeze by shorting and buying puts right? What you are experiencing right now while not only losing money is known at "opportunity risk". Because while the market takes me for a ride to new ath, you stay on the sidelines and miss it, even worse you fight the trend not only missing out but actively losing money. Please keep doing it though it only makes the portfolio greener.

[Anonymous No.57388327]

Am i the only one who cared about Netflix?

[Anonymous No.57388336]

>>57388224
What a magical year. So long ago...

[Anonymous No.57388344]

>>57388309
What the fuck is their problem?

[Anonymous No.57388345]

>>57388070
I'm up +0.15% on mine.

[Anonymous No.57388410]

>>57388327
I cared it's my canary for all growth earnings this Q. Only regret is not getting more.
>RISK MANAGEMENT IS REAL

[Anonymous No.57388416]

What's the best way to monitor electricity costs? I'm trying to research steel making and FRED data would be too delayed for information.

[Anonymous No.57388432]

>>57388416
like a data monitor? I like egauges.

[Anonymous No.57388447]

>>57388432
No, like costs in America. Sorry. Like monitoring utility costs.

[Anonymous No.57388451]

>>57388070
>>57388345
What happened with the lawsuit. Did they clear it? How much did they pay, or are they still paying?

[Anonymous No.57388469]

>>57387863
stock market is fake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TV3bh9JWto
the only real assets are bitcoin, ethereum, chainlink, pinakion, dai, and a small handful of governance tokens

[Anonymous No.57388487]

>>57388447
Oh, I dunno.

[Anonymous No.57388500]

>>57388469
Back to the cryptopits with you filth.

[Anonymous No.57388512]

Look at spy bros, my TA was wrong.
>:c

[Anonymous No.57388519]

>>57388469
Stocks own crypto now. Sorry breh.

[Anonymous No.57388554]

So we are really going to have these retarded percent pumps EVERY DAY?

[Anonymous No.57388570]

>>57388554
The pumps will continue until morale improves, at which time the dump will commence.

[Anonymous No.57388575]

>>57388451
>lawsuit
*lawsuits

[Anonymous No.57388588]

>ctrl+f
>DWAC
>0/0
why do you all hate money?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57388595]

is it time to short KHC?

https://www.kraftheinzcompany.com/esg/index.html

[Anonymous No.57388619]

should i long PLUG?

[Anonymous No.57388628]

>>57388588
It already pumped

[Anonymous No.57388629]

>>57388595
>is it time to short KHC?
Yes.

[Anonymous No.57388632]

>>57388554
it goes up, can't explain that

[Anonymous No.57388633]

>>57388595
Their mac and cheese game has been shit for a while. Can't speak for the condiment end.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57388650]

>>57388633
i dunno man, every time i go to costco i see these 300 lb women with their kids buying the ezmac by the fucking case load.

[Anonymous No.57388679]

>>57388633
What you do is get actual good pasta, the Velveeta blocks, and a little milk/salt/pepper and wahlah. This is financial advice.

[Anonymous No.57388687]

ath rally not over until the fat bitch sings!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1y1EGI_UZE

[Anonymous No.57388710]

where my baba bros at? we're going to 300 EOM

[Anonymous No.57388721]

>>57388710
>we're going to 300 EOM
Ummm, a tad too bullish I'd say.

[Anonymous No.57388722]

Millsbros, have we bottomed?

[Anonymous No.57388730]

FIFTY.
EIGHT.
PERCENT.
DISAPPROVAL.
RATING.

Jannies, how do I profit from this?

[Anonymous No.57388733]

>>57388722
No, bottom is ~40$. Checked.

[Anonymous No.57388735]

>MSFT

[Anonymous No.57388742]

>>57388730
Ok, bro I didn't need to see that...

[Anonymous No.57388763]

>>57388619
no, h2 is ded and since trump will make oil flow it will stay ded.

[Anonymous No.57388769]

>>57388735
12% of my portfolio is Microsoft

[Anonymous No.57388779]

>>57388742
>The most votes of any legitimate president in history!
>He represents democracy!!
>58% disapproval rating
All the European intelligence agencies shilling for Biden and his fake and gay economy on /smg/ can suck my 12" dick.

[Anonymous No.57388784]

>>57388769
I do business with this company!!!

[Anonymous No.57388785]

Non tup havers don't make gains. Buy tupperware. Closing in on ER. Un audited edition

[Anonymous No.57388786]

>>57388730
TKD
I hate Jews and Israel like you wouldn't believe

[Anonymous No.57388797]

>>57388735
This general approves of sister fucking so MSFT is a win win.

[Anonymous No.57388802]

>>57388730
I will only be satisfied when every kike child looks like this

[Anonymous No.57388803]

>>57388785
5 year chart looks like a crypto shitcoin that's just about fizzled out

[Anonymous No.57388808]

>>57388250
This gif should end with the plane hitting the second tower gif
Please SMG make it happen

[Anonymous No.57388819]

>>57388730
MODS

[Anonymous No.57388830]

I haven't posted in /smg/ for like 2 months
How have things been?

I have had some mild success writing 25 delta CCs on my WMT shares. Looking into trying to do more quant stuff and write a hacky FFT implementation so I can look at daily % closes on spider sector etfs and look for patterns and seasonality

[Anonymous No.57388839]

>>57388830
Oh yeah, and the WEF released their 2024 risk report. Lots of countries are expecting a recession, and I saw some other potential risk factors like climate change melting the permafrost and releases ancient viruses, stuff like that

https://www.weforum.org/publications/global-risks-report-2024/

[Anonymous No.57388841]

thought about buying a stock few days ago,

didnt and its up 80% since then.


oof

[Anonymous No.57388853]

>>57388819
Fucking nuke Europe. Americans don't exist just to protect and serve you. Fuck off from our electoral process.

[Anonymous No.57388863]

>>57388841
don't worry about it, if you'd invested, it would have gone down 60%

[Anonymous No.57388867]

>>57388742
She dusted herself off and now she's alright. No need to think of that picture when you fall asleep tonight fren.

Anyway, do I buy Amazon? I need approval from anonymous people on the interweb

[Anonymous No.57388894]

>>57388839
>permafrost and releases ancient viruses
Wouldn't being frozen fuck with the proteins in the virus?
>I am obviously not a biologist

[Anonymous No.57388895]

>>57388841

Happens all the time. You won't catch all of them. There will be more; just keep an eye out.

[Anonymous No.57388899]

>>57388867
>No need to think of that picture when you fall asleep tonight fren.
I won't.
>Anyway, do I buy Amazon? I need approval from anonymous people on the interweb
No, overvalued company.

[Anonymous No.57388908]

>>57388899
Thanks Ken

[Anonymous No.57388911]

>>57388839
BASED climate change

[Anonymous No.57388922]

>>57387863
>>57387462
this is America everyone is high spec high speed, min drag throttle maxed redlining, but if we slow down the axles and wheels are gonna weld. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pL-ZmqNZR8

[Anonymous No.57388923]

>>57388839
>ancient viruses
Spooky.

[Anonymous No.57388946]

I don't know who subscribes to Netflix with them pushing that liberal tranny bullshit.

[Anonymous No.57388965]

Islam is pure fucking evil
Deport all muslims from the western world.
I hope Israel kills every single gazan.

anyway I made $2000 dollars today trading BOIL and BABA

remember a few months ago when that guy said to short WING around $200. now its at $280+, I hope hes alright. I am shorting it once again now.

[Anonymous No.57388972]

Another day. Another day of VZ proving the haters wrong and the fat divvy remains fat and strong and yet another hike awaits in the wings for later on in the year. KO hikes it's divvy for the 62nd time later next month to.

[Anonymous No.57388995]

>>57388972
>VZ

[Anonymous No.57388997]

>>57388972
Wish I could be as patient as you but instead I buy calls and puts everyday.

[Anonymous No.57389016]

>>57387902
What a moment. Who’s jewing who again? I can’t keep up anymore.

[Anonymous No.57389017]

wasn't it the norm that owners of berkshire class a shares would earn more than those who held class b? it seems to me to over the past days class b stocks are doing better

[Anonymous No.57389034]

>>57389016
>Who’s jewing who again? I can’t keep up anymore.
Good.

[Anonymous No.57389047]

>>57389017
they have always oscillated short term but move together long term

[Anonymous No.57389051]

>>57387863
and spy don't stop pumpin
and it don't stop pumpin
and it don't stop pumpin
and it don't stop pumpin

[Anonymous No.57389056]

buy le "epic value and dividend stocks"
>down 15%
buy leveraged ETFs
>up 67%

[Anonymous No.57389059]

>>57388863
>>57388895
yeah hope that one anon who said he bought is still holding.

[Anonymous No.57389072]

>>57389051
Missed, ya.

[Anonymous No.57389074]

>>57388785
You better pump this to 10 bucks yo

[Anonymous No.57389080]

>>57389047
nice, in either case, one could easily live off from a single class A share, if you dont equate taxes and such.

[Anonymous No.57389085]

>>57388965
She cute

[Anonymous No.57389097]

>>57388965
>sexy space
I have read boobs do interesting things in zero gravity. Unfortunately there is limited footage of this phenomenon.
I didn't quite make 2000 today, unfortunately.

[Anonymous No.57389107]

>>57389051
Today was the last pump.
It's over.

[Anonymous No.57389133]

>>57388965
This is you.

[Anonymous No.57389135]

>>57389107
Nah we have way more pumping to go

[Anonymous No.57389154]

>>57389107
We haven't even BEGUN to pump.

[Anonymous No.57389164]

>>57388722
Seems GIS anon was wrong. Are the options chains around 87 still loaded?

[Anonymous No.57389181]

>>57389135
I want to get her a ring sized for her adult hand but in the meantime she wears it on a necklace so everywhere she goes people know she's already mine.

[Anonymous No.57389189]

>>57388965
i wish.
if you divide the cost of aid by the cost of rockets, and the cost of intercepters you get almost 1:1 parity between israel and palestine. its entirely a US funded war. both sides.

[Anonymous No.57389200]

>>57389189
Except we don’t make a profit selling to sand nigs
They buy from chinks and other sand nigs, occasionally orcs

[Anonymous No.57389205]

>>57387863
3am. 3am EST. That's when the Amsterdam Stock Exchange opens. That's when we know how ASML reacts to earnings. It's going to be exciting.

https://www.investopedia.com/ask/answers/040115/when-do-stock-market-exchanges-close.asp
https://www.earningswhispers.com/stocks/asml
Unless EarningsWhispers is wrong (they aren't. Except for the numbers. They're wrong about the numbers. But not the time zone distinction. I'm a gay person.)

[Anonymous No.57389221]

If the chinamen indexes open less than 5% up then I am never eating chinese food ever again.

[Anonymous No.57389226]

>>57389051
>spy
*SPX

[Anonymous No.57389232]

>>57389221

[Anonymous No.57389239]

>>57389226
between the two of us I am not the one being a nigger

[Anonymous No.57389252]

>>57389181
Chie is a lucky girl to be so loved

[Anonymous No.57389265]

>>57389221
chinese food makes me feel puffy

[Anonymous No.57389269]

>>57389056
>le veraged ETFs

[Anonymous No.57389273]

>>57389239

[Anonymous No.57389279]

>>57389200
>profit
we're paying for the missiles too
its a Keynesian war

[Anonymous No.57389309]

>>57389135
>>57389181
>>57389252
Cool it with the loli posting...

[Anonymous No.57389353]

>>57389221
all the bugman food around me is terrible.

[Anonymous No.57389359]

>>57388628
hahahahahahahahahah
you ain't seen nothing yet

[Anonymous No.57389360]

>RUM
>post market

fuck i shoulda held.

[Anonymous No.57389371]

Steel was about level today, scrap still waiting on the bushling futures but seems to be at about 480. I still think we're on our way for a leg down in steel prices.

[Anonymous No.57389386]

>>57389360
Well rip. I sold mine since Rocker refused to post /smg/ updates on Rumble...

[Anonymous No.57389389]

>FAGMAN
I love memes like this.

[Anonymous No.57389412]

>>57389279
i cant find the keynes webm, but the only factories left are mil gear

[Anonymous No.57389415]

>>57389371
That's what they get for trying to sell AC's legacy to the nips.

[Anonymous No.57389420]

>>57389389
>tfw facebook had to go and change its name to ruin our fun
fagman 7 now I guess.

[Anonymous No.57389426]

>>57389371
>I still think we're on our way for a leg down in steel prices.
I agree. Would be an opportunity to slurp some steel producers.

[Anonymous No.57389442]

>>57389420
>7
TSLA is booted

[Anonymous No.57389449]

>>57389415
I believe that's still TBD. Cleveland Cliffs offered like 30/share, but the nips offered 45/share. The unions are the hold up, share holders of course want to sell.

I think the bigger reason the steel prices are laying over is just that scrap prices are dropping.

>>57389426
Agreed. I'm watching it on the daily now. I would love to own Steel Dynamics at a good price.

[Anonymous No.57389468]

>>57388447
>>57388432
>>57388416
The EIA's got an "Average Retail Price of Electricity" dropdown option in their data browser here but that's only up to October: https://www.eia.gov/electricity/data/browser/

The BLS seems to have select states up to December 2023: https://www.bls.gov/regions/subjects/average-energy-prices.htm

[Anonymous No.57389469]

Should I sell STM? Just noticed they are only 6% owned by institutions... is this just because of the China embargo or something else?

[Anonymous No.57389493]

>work and invest until i amass 250k expecting at least an yearly average of 10%
>from that point on cash out and earn 5,3% on it with my broker´s interest
>invest the yearly sum (about 13k) and any additional income on dividend stocks

Does this seem like a sound plan? I am not american so i investing about 15-20k each year on dividends would be something like a months wage. I could reach stage 1 in about 15 years and do the dividend one for 10 years and I would be able to retire by my early 50´s, hopefully.

[Anonymous No.57389498]

>shits in ur shoe

[Anonymous No.57389515]

>>57389493
Why this focus on dividend stocks?

[Anonymous No.57389520]

>>57389359
I just got my eyes checked and they're 20/15 so I assure you I have seen things yet

[Anonymous No.57389525]

>>57388797

[Anonymous No.57389531]

>>57389493
Do you really think you'll get 5% interest long term? Also remember the average comes from many years of +15-20% and one -20-30% year. Depending on when you start that strategy will take much longer to ramp up.

[Anonymous No.57389533]

>>57389493
depends on your cost of living I suppose but 250k isnt much.

[Anonymous No.57389534]

>>57388841
Which one?

[Anonymous No.57389544]

>>57389498
>Sers I did the sneedful for the feedful like you mentioning. That mean I get redeemful now yes??

[Anonymous No.57389569]

>>57389449
NUE > Steel Dynamics (already shot its wad and had its run and now it's over)

[Anonymous No.57389572]

>>57389205
>Unless EarningsWhispers is wrong (they aren't. Except for the numbers. They're wrong about the numbers. But not the time zone distinction. I'm a gay person.)
If you don't trust EW, the company IR pages will usually have a standalone announcement beforehand giving the exact time.

>ASML Holding NV will announce its Q4 2023 and full-year financial results on Wednesday, January 24, 2024.

>The press release, a video, consolidated financial statements and presentation of the latest quarterly and full-year financial figures will be available on January 24 at 07:00 CET.
https://www.asml.com/en/investors/financial-results/q4-2023

[Anonymous No.57389589]

>soxl healing
...you lums selling or holding?

[Anonymous No.57389600]

>>57388769
I'm basically 50% MSFT & 50% ASML right now.

[Anonymous No.57389604]

>>57389589
You will be able to fuck this girl in VR within five years

[Anonymous No.57389619]

>>57389572
Thanks for clarifying. I had to do some quick math
>>57389600
Bruh that's a joke right.

[Anonymous No.57389625]

>>57389533
it´s decent for most southern europeans, i could live off from 1000 on my own, probably would save up more money with a partner

>>57389531
i think both vanguard and etoro are giving out those rates, in either case, knowing that the markets can go under in some years is the reason why at that point i would be wanting to switch my income to interest and dividends

>>57389515
because at that point i wouldn´t even care to check up on those, i would have a safety net of 250k, some extra income of 13k and whatever i could save up from those dividends. i would just pick up my money and hopefully at some point pass that on to some heirs

[Anonymous No.57389635]

>>57389525
/smg/ - Sister Molesting General

[Anonymous No.57389659]

>>57389604
I long for the Holodeck as seen in ST TNG and VOY. Aside; Fucking hell bring on the 1099's already. I want my refund now!.

[Anonymous No.57389664]

>>57389600
Cool, I'm 4% in ASML too

[Anonymous No.57389663]

Any PHUN brothers itt?

[Anonymous No.57389678]

>>57389635
/smg/ - Sister Milking General

[Anonymous No.57389703]

>>57389659
I got one of my TDA 1099s already. I guess I didn't buy/sell anything in that account in December.

[Anonymous No.57389715]

>>57389181
Wholesome

[Anonymous No.57389868]

>>57387863
Peepee un caki plays with shit boy

[Anonymous No.57389947]

RUM $10 tomorrow you heard it here first

[Anonymous No.57389969]

>>57389947
What good does this do anyone? The market is closed. No bets can be made. You are a waste of 13 KB.

[Anonymous No.57389977]

>>57389947
Imagine if Rocker posted updates on Rumble, and we bagheld it, It would have been the first profitable smg shitco. We could have made history. If only...

[Anonymous No.57389989]

>>57389969
don't respond to frogposters, it'll only encourage their retardation

[Anonymous No.57390009]

>>57389534
phun

[Anonymous No.57390044]

This market is so fucking fake and gay, why the hell hasn't it crashed by now? I hate the mag 7 stocks so much!

>>57389678
Kinda wish they did an official sequel to that but her tits have like 5x the size

[Anonymous No.57390056]

anybody monitoring the situation in new hampshire very closely?
https://apnews.com/hub/ap-new-hampshire-election-2024-results

[Anonymous No.57390104]

>>57389969
>The market is closed.
After hours trading is still open for a few more minutes and RUM is fairly liquid right now.

[Anonymous No.57390117]

>futures
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1706057636099293.webm

[Anonymous No.57390134]

>>57390056
another DWAC surge?

[Anonymous No.57390141]

>>57390056
No I get my news from worldstarhiphop.

[Anonymous No.57390148]

>>57387966
Yup, that’s the only reason they’ve even started questioning the mass migration.
It’s nuts because it was obvious that trying to kick the only group to invite you in out of their own countries would have been a disaster but they did it anyway.

[Anonymous No.57390157]

>>57390009
Classic Trump-and-Dump. You could've just as easily seen it rug 20% over and over for 4 days in a row.

[Anonymous No.57390161]

>>57389977
Why own that stock. It’s been going up.

[Anonymous No.57390173]

When's the Xi conference? 3 or 4 hours from now? Is he going to do operation warp 10 speed to outdo America?

[Anonymous No.57390190]

I need to buy more chink stocks

[Anonymous No.57390196]

>>57390141

[Anonymous No.57390238]

This market is kind of insane lately

[Anonymous No.57390244]

gonna buy nvda puts since its gone up too high too fast the past month. thoughts?

[Anonymous No.57390279]

>>57390056
Why would we?

[Anonymous No.57390283]

have bobos all died

[Anonymous No.57390306]

>>57390161
>Why own that stock. It’s been going up.
Own it before it's going up. I was trying to get Rocker to post /smg/ updates on RUM when it was $4.

[Anonymous No.57390317]

Everything is too expensive.
Can we get some bad news to bring this market down?

[Anonymous No.57390360]

>>57390283
The Baggie fella who seems to think that everything will crash in March is still here

[Anonymous No.57390373]

Why is it that in 2022 the market dumped on fears of a recession even though there was no recession?
Now are actually in a recession and the market is pumping?

[Anonymous No.57390381]

>>57390283
Nah I seent em.

[Anonymous No.57390382]

>>57390306
Sorry I’m phoneposting because the captcha is broken on Linux. I meant to “I own that stock.”

[Anonymous No.57390389]

So, government shills currently raiding /smg/, what's your plan after Trump sweeps the election? Flee the country?

[Anonymous No.57390395]

>>57390373
Market is forward looking.

[Anonymous No.57390397]

>>57388119
It's history. Elon Musk is at war with his own businesses.

[Anonymous No.57390421]

>>57390389
buy Rheinmetall and Lockheed Martin

[Anonymous No.57390426]

>>57390373
For their next trick, they will announce the recession.

[Anonymous No.57390439]

>>57390389
land a sweet book deal and appear on CNN as an expert analyst

[Anonymous No.57390449]

>>57388289

[Anonymous No.57390461]

>>57390056
already over. trump wins.

[Anonymous No.57390487]

>>57390382
>Linux

[Anonymous No.57390498]

>>57390439
Bold move, let's see how it plays out.

[Anonymous No.57390521]

how bad is it in China right now? this real estate thing is really a pickle, huh?

[Anonymous No.57390532]

>>57390173
He lost his chance 9 years ago, on 9/11.

[Anonymous No.57390536]

Reminder to donate some of your gains to Trump's reelection bid if you want to escape clown market.

[Anonymous No.57390560]

>>57390317
China is very cheap.

[Anonymous No.57390563]

>>57390521
two more weeks

[Anonymous No.57390566]

>>57390536
>Reminder to donate some of your gains to Trump's reelection bid
Faggot commie negro.

[Anonymous No.57390573]

>>57390536
>ATH
>Clown market

[Anonymous No.57390575]

>>57390421
>Lockheed Martin
Ok, why the fuck did RTX and LMT pull that twin act today? Did some giant contract get shuffled around?

[Anonymous No.57390614]

>>57390566
>>57390573
Cope. All the glowniggers responsible for the banana republic bullshit since 2020 are going to have to face military tribunals.

[Anonymous No.57390636]

>>57390498
Rachel is such a card

[Anonymous No.57390641]

>>57390614
Shut the fuck up chud, the prices have nothing to do with Joe or Drumpf, it's the fucking bankers loaning money into existence and collecting interest on it.

[Anonymous No.57390659]

>>57390641
Dude, just take the L. The gaslighting is just making it worse. Biden is literally the most unpopular president ever.

[Anonymous No.57390661]

>>57390575
It was a favor to me so I could (and did) slurp some LMT. The RTX CEO is leaving, he was on CNBC this morning. He's staying on the board though.

[Anonymous No.57390664]

>>57390536
I dont have any gains because I been buying puts everyday since SPY was over $420

[Anonymous No.57390703]

are the trump stocks going to pump again tomorrow because of NH?
i still have my 0.50 PHUN calls

[Anonymous No.57390726]

>>57389097
My wife.

[Anonymous No.57390727]

>>57388321
>and buying puts
>feeding the squeeze
Explain to me how that happens. Theoretically the MM hedges should print the puts. But it doesn't. Why?

[Anonymous No.57390734]

And once again... my HELFY box arrives the exact minute my dinner finishes cooking.
Fuck this company and their shit timing
And I still don't know why the stock went up 12% today

[Anonymous No.57390742]

this is just a reminder that you don't own enough semiconductors...

[Anonymous No.57390755]

>>57387960
I'v read this shit so much these past 3 years. Only for it to bottom harder 3 weeks after.
t. BABA and Xiaomi bagholder

[Anonymous No.57390761]

Did MCD change their mcnugget recipe? My nuggies are like breaded now instead of battered. I don't like it bros

[Anonymous No.57390762]

>>57390487
Sorry, GNU/systemd/Xorg/Firefox/tainted with non-free firmware/Linux

[Anonymous No.57390765]

>>57390734
I made bacon split pea soup in the insta pot.

[Anonymous No.57390772]

>>57390614
Cook out is the same price where I live.

[Anonymous No.57390775]

>>57387881
Major top signal by the way, I just heard about bitcoin on Catholic radio.
Says the blockchain could be useful for the church and his first analogy to equate it was gold.
Exit all markets

[Anonymous No.57390790]

>>57390775
I use coin and bitb (or whatever the etf is) as an inflation hedge for all the bank shorts I have open.

[Anonymous No.57390795]

>>57388588
It literally quadrupled over the last two weeks yet this retarded subreddit is silent about it

[Anonymous No.57390799]

>>57390734
what time is it by you? is the box supposed to arrive the same day you cook it?

[Anonymous No.57390815]

>>57390795
> Current Ratio 0.06
lol how is this even legal?

[Anonymous No.57390833]

>>57390734
They are sponsoring a twitch streamer I like. I could get 50% off if I use the link in the chat. But you seem so displeased Im not going to do it

[Anonymous No.57390835]

>>57390799
It's just after 6 pm here.
No, you get ingredients for multiple meals in each box and refrigerate them until you're ready. I'm just annoyed that I could have made one of the meals today if it had gotten here earlier.

[Anonymous No.57390837]

>>57390795
>you guys dont talk about the latest meme pump & dump!
No thanks.

[Anonymous No.57390838]

>>57390498
Only if

[Anonymous No.57390858]

>>57390833
you watch someone play video games?

[Anonymous No.57390881]

>>57390858
I like watching a specific group of guys play in a GTA role play server. There is a guy that larps as the president of the lumberjack union. It's pretty comfy

[Anonymous No.57390886]

>>57390835
I don't think I've ever met anyone that stuck with that or the other popular one. The other issue with them is knowing how many to get. My one buddy had a package where it was like 4 meals a week or something and he'd work late and only make it home two nights, so then he thought about getting less but then as soon as he lowered it he'd have a bunch of nights home, so it was hard to know how much to get. Kind of a bad business model.

UberEats is so expensive now, maybe it'll be more popular to try these delivery things though.

[Anonymous No.57390887]

>>57390833
>50% off
That's not even that good of a deal
I've been getting free meals, only have to pay for S&H. So I'm getting four meals (2 really, since I eat 2/day) a week for $10. I have no idea how I got this deal or when it expires, if it does...

[Anonymous No.57390896]

>>57390835
Are the meals any good? It's gotta be way overpriced compared to just buying the same shit yourself at the store

[Anonymous No.57390902]

>>57390536
I only vote democrat, sorry.

[Anonymous No.57390914]

>>57390887
>I'm getting four meals (2 really, since I eat 2/day) a week for $10
That's cheap.

[Anonymous No.57390918]

>>57390881
ah, gotchu

[Anonymous No.57390919]

>>57389663
Hello. Thinking of buying more

[Anonymous No.57390925]

>>57390755
The crazy shit is that the Hang Seng is flirting with 2008 level lows after a long multi-year decline, yesterday’s bump aside, and it might still have farther to drop. It has to bottom sometime.

[Anonymous No.57390929]

>>57390614
>military
They are in on it too chud

[Anonymous No.57390931]

>>57390887
they should pay you for all the labor

[Anonymous No.57390950]

>she's still complaining about his christmas present his mom sent him

[Anonymous No.57390953]

>>57390886
>UberEats is so expensive now,
I haven’t used it in a long time but getting McDonald’s that way is like $50 which is insane.

[Anonymous No.57390959]

>>57390886
Yeah, it's really for people with a consistent schedule. Like me, I live alone and work from home so it's not too disruptive.
And yeah, delivery apps are ridiculous now. I order through them someitmes and pick up myself though
>>57390896
They're fine. They aren't anything special or anything, as all of the recipes are for meals that a normal person/family should be able to make. They don't require special cooking skills or equipment. And yes, they are overpriced. The box I get (2 meals, 2 servings each) are like $65 including S&H. So for me, who eats both servings as one meal, that's like $33/meal... which is what I'd spend on a burger and a couple beers at a bar. If I werne't getting them for free, I'd never use this.
>>57390914
Yes, it's the only way it's worthwhile. Once this deal and my gift cards are up, I'm never touching this again
>>57390931
No, you pay them to work...

[Anonymous No.57390992]

>>57390959
yeah at 33/meal there are still options where someone will cook for you, and at home can make meals cheaper than that. There are some one pan and other easy recipes that would be significantly less and similar or less work, plus everyone has to go to the grocery store at some point anyways. Kind of surprises me these businesses have stayed afloat.

[Anonymous No.57391009]

Is anyone else seeing the Robinhood app no longer allowing showing p/l on your stocks list on the main view without having to go into your stocks holdings view?

[Anonymous No.57391026]

>>57390755
My condolences.

[Anonymous No.57391028]

>>57390959
>$33/meal
You could buy some nice steaks at that price. I bet they send you rice bowls and shit though lol

[Anonymous No.57391039]

>>57391009
>Robinhood
Goyhood

[Anonymous No.57391047]

>>57390283
I could go another round.

[Anonymous No.57391085]

I went all in on SQQQ.
I will shit on all Mumus graves.

[Anonymous No.57391095]

>>57391085
I would have waited a month.

[Anonymous No.57391111]

I’m still pissed I got banned from tiktok.

[Anonymous No.57391116]

>>57388227
The depression was caused by hikes not cuts

[Anonymous No.57391141]

>>57390953
I just went to MCD and I get the same order every time
>2 hamburgers $3.38
>6 piece nugget w/ bbq sauce $3.19
>extra BBQ sauce packet $0.30
>small fry $2.49
>large high c drink $1.29
>tax $0.85
>$11.50 total

Goyim-eats up charges the base items in addition to the additional fees and tips. See picrel. Price doesn't even include tip. Goyim-eats is a total scam.

[Anonymous No.57391164]

>>57391141
check the mc app

[Anonymous No.57391180]

>>57391164
>mc app
I just keep it old school and go to the drive thru and order. I live right around the corner. I hear the app has some good deals though. But I try not to eat that shit too often

[Anonymous No.57391208]

>>57390761
No, your location ran out and they went and bought a bunch of Great Value nuggets to get through until the next truck comes.

[Anonymous No.57391218]

Good news, boys! In addition to BOIL and FCG, tomorrow you'll have another way to avoid being a NO NATGAS NIGGER as well as a way to buy beautiful, clean coal.

https://twitter.com/ETFhearsay/status/1749918078421377288
https://www.rangeetfs.com/

[Anonymous No.57391225]

>>57391218
unironically would have bought this in 2020. I think coal was pumping hard.

[Anonymous No.57391235]

THANK YOU FOR TAKING MY QUESTION MR JEROME POWELL
PLEASE PUT A BULLET IN MY HEAD ASAP
THANK YOU JEROME

[Anonymous No.57391249]

>>57391225
Yeah, AMR, HCC, ARCH, BTU, all of them were total steals during the pandemic.

[Anonymous No.57391250]

>>57391218
Very interesting lineup. God knows I hate being a NO NATGAS AND OIL NIGGER. I wonder when Robinhood will allow for fractional shares or how much the shares will be. I like to start out at small test levels and build positions over time. I want to have some CLEAN COAL too.

[Anonymous No.57391253]

I'm buying short dated puts on the indices tomorrow and there's nothin' you goyim can do to stop me

[Anonymous No.57391254]

>>57389016
Jews realized the next hololcaust is approaching and only Cheeto Hitler can save them.

[Anonymous No.57391257]

Lunch meat, bread, milk and carrots is what my diet has been reduced to in this economy

Going to the gas station and 1 fast food place to get through the wagie day is literally over 30 dollars minimum

[Anonymous No.57391279]

>>57391218
>all at 0.85% fees

[Anonymous No.57391287]

>>57391257
just go full day-trading bro...

[Anonymous No.57391302]

>>57391218
Shit, the COAL one isn't futures prices based, it's companies.

[Anonymous No.57391315]

>>57391279
fees are often that high for new ETFs because they got low AUM
still almost extortionate though

[Anonymous No.57391316]

>>57391253
Im also going to buy short dated VIX calls. Suck it goyims

[Anonymous No.57391339]

>>57391279
>>57391315
That's about what URNM or SOXL cost. We're not talking VOO here.

[Anonymous No.57391391]

>>57391339
I can see SOXL's fees being that high because the managers need to do active stuff, but I'm really surprised URNM is at 0.83%

[Anonymous No.57391396]

>>57391111
Checked

[Anonymous No.57391397]

>>57390742
you DON'T own enough semiconductors

[Anonymous No.57391459]

>>57391397
Eh. Every month this ML stuff needs fewer and fewer resources. I can fit decent code completion models on my celleron based netbook and can train my own LLMs on my 4 year old desktop.
It doesn’t look like the pace of improvement is slowing either.

[Anonymous No.57391488]

Cathy Woods is the women's football of investing

[Anonymous No.57391551]

Futures are pumping and I’m cash and think I missed DWAC…

[Anonymous No.57391581]

>>57391551
>and I’m cash
Me too anon. I want to use some of my cash to become the CEO of my own OTC penny stock. Shill me some /biz/ ideas

[Anonymous No.57391584]

baking

[Anonymous No.57391588]

>>57391488
No one ever thinks, talks or cares about women's football at all or even know that it exists but Cathie gets all kinds of attention and money thrown her way.

[Anonymous No.57391608]

>>57388225
>>57388240
What about it?

[Anonymous No.57391609]

next
>>57391476

[Anonymous No.57391626]

>>57391609
Undercooked

[Anonymous No.57391635]

>>57391588
simp

[Anonymous No.57391650]

>>57391635
Nah, I don't give any fucks about her, you're just wrong.

[Anonymous No.57391661]

>>57391581
Godspeed.

[Anonymous No.57391675]

>>57391609
thanks
>>57391476
>>57391476
>>57391476
>>57391476

[Anonymous No.57391733]

>>57391675
>adam's apple and fake tits
KELCE IS GAY

[Anonymous No.57392946]

>>57391675
She's so hot, I wanna have freakisly tall children with her.
I gues I'm a swiftie.