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[TheQuasar !tG1R9mnClE No.57344080]

stocks

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[Anonymous No.57344090]

Baggie, stop ban evading.

[TheQuasar !tG1R9mnClE No.57344095]

>>57344090
Who the fuck is Baggie?

[Anonymous No.57344097]

worst /smg/ yet

[Anonymous No.57344106]

Anything other than
NATGAS AND OIL
is gay faggotry.

[Anonymous No.57344109]

Boglefags we going wider not taller again?

[Anonymous No.57344111]

Who the fuck are you?

[Anonymous No.57344116]

I am getting absolutely heemed by CELH today

[Anonymous No.57344117]

>>57344080
Bearish smg, this is the top. So much euphoria the mumus can't even add links

[Anonymous No.57344124]

oil is gonna bounce right back to $71 ain't it

[Anonymous No.57344125]

>>57344080
>stocks
*stooks

[Anonymous No.57344129]

SMCI sisters....

[Anonymous No.57344133]

>>57344124
God I hope, I want to buy more and sell it at 74 again.

[Anonymous No.57344134]

Nig pattern forming on SPY

[Anonymous No.57344137]

>>57344124
demand destruction

[Anonymous No.57344138]

We are so fucked

[Anonymous No.57344140]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wrsZog8qXg

[Anonymous No.57344141]

chyna is owari da

[Anonymous No.57344144]

>>57344090
I hate being a nufag at IP addresses. I'd love to ban evade, there were multiple times when I could have literally given information to save lives, and I was banned for some bullshit some spook or yid or muscovite reason. Wait, those are all the same... Oh shit.

Short MSFT, changing IP when using someone else's network wasn't made simple enough.

>>57344097
Not enough gore or bbc.

I'm gonna take a nap. Let me know when I can short the bottom or fomo the top?

[Anonymous No.57344146]

Meta bros… they laughed at us… now Apple commies are playing catch up.. it’s a land grab in virtual reality rite now…Tim Apple is coming for your digital real estate

[Anonymous No.57344150]

>>57344138
Hey, everybody, we're all getting laid!

[Anonymous No.57344161]

do you guys think NVDA reached the top?

[Anonymous No.57344166]

SAVE is doing it bois

[Anonymous No.57344168]

>>57344141
fuck retail and retail associates

[Anonymous No.57344172]

>>57344144
You didn't hear it from me, but you need to clear local cache files, change your MAC address (likely your router), and reconnect. This is of course stock discussion suggesting buying Cisco.

[Anonymous No.57344178]

Besides teen pussy, is there anything coming close to the feels you get when gambling on stocks?

[Anonymous No.57344185]

why the fuck does the Nasdaq keep going up???

[Anonymous No.57344188]

>>57344161
For this week, I bought soxl 32.5ps since Friday profit taking any moment now

[Anonymous No.57344195]

>>57344185
fucking bobos and their doomer mentality

[Anonymous No.57344206]

I am not making any money.

[Anonymous No.57344207]

Classic, innit

[Anonymous No.57344208]

>>57344178
Having your face nestled between the butt cheeks of the woman you love

[Anonymous No.57344226]

>>57344185
i don't know what this gobbledigook currency is, how much did the whore lose?

[Anonymous No.57344229]

>>57344195
higher for longer, stagflation, recession

[Anonymous No.57344233]

>>57344226
I'm assuming the blue line at the bottom is her position; so probably didn't lose anything.

[Anonymous No.57344254]

>>57344172
>not using a directional antenna to steal wifi from the nearest public router
ngmi

This is discussion on Starlink spinning off and going public.

>>57344229
>thinks a higher borrow rate means bad economic times
ngmi

[Anonymous No.57344256]

>>57344226
$11k

[Anonymous No.57344267]

Data center investments like digital realty trust. Anyone have experience with those kind of things? Ever worth getting into data center stuff or just do it through an amazon/meta.

[Anonymous No.57344269]

>>57344134
kek

[Anonymous No.57344272]

AMD BROS OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.57344281]

>>57344133
swinging is kinda cringe tho aint it
one year one fucking year I would like to make only few big trades and not get caught up in 4h and daily bullshit

[Anonymous No.57344293]

>>57344272
now thats what i call a handsome woman.

[Anonymous No.57344295]

how to profit from ai if poor? cant invest in expensive stocks like msft and amd

[Anonymous No.57344299]

>>57344254
>living in an area with public routers anywhere for miles
NGMI
G
M
I
citinigfag

[Anonymous No.57344305]

>>57344295
You can. AMD will soon be worth $2000.

[Anonymous No.57344309]

>>57344272
I sold yesterday thinking it was going to fall today NOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.57344311]

>>57344305
you just want me to buy your bags

[Anonymous No.57344314]

>>57344295
otm options

[Anonymous No.57344323]

>>57344178
Touching the sublime edge of the divine.

[Anonymous No.57344328]

>>57344272

Thinking about the last 10 years, I think pf going into a MERA strategy from now on.
>Make Elon Rich Again
Pretty simple. I can't think of anyone who has pushed so much to further human advancements.

Even his purchase of Twitter was for anons.

[Anonymous No.57344331]

>>57344256
hah, what an idiot

[Anonymous No.57344345]

>>57344295

This >>57344314. Small steps though its a risky game.

[Anonymous No.57344348]

>>57344328
ok, fair enough, DOGE was a bit shady.

[Anonymous No.57344360]

>>57344226
thing is these forex shops in seamonkey land do 400x leverage

[Anonymous No.57344364]

>when you nut but she keeps on sucking
PYPL

[Anonymous No.57344366]

>>57344267
>physical data repositories
lmao this nigga investing in libraries
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCOnOyTdu8s

[Anonymous No.57344369]

hello i’m the guy down 10k on amd yesterday, i am finally out this bitch, and somehow my chart is showing a 1k profit over the week

[Anonymous No.57344370]

give it to me straight /smg/
is the best strategy for 2024 just buying TQQQ then deleting your brokerage app for the rest of the year?

[Anonymous No.57344374]

>>57344366
kek i mean yeah when you mention it like that.

[Anonymous No.57344376]

>>57344360
literally why

[Anonymous No.57344377]

lulz

[Anonymous No.57344386]

I might buy soxs
probably not but I'm thinking I might

[Anonymous No.57344389]

>>57344376
FOREX profit margins are pretty low otherwise

[Anonymous No.57344391]

>>57344370
>s the best strategy for 2024 just buying TQQQ then deleting your brokerage app for the rest of the year?
nah just buy the mag 7. they are the qqq without the losers added in.

[Anonymous No.57344393]

one TA boomer said retail shouldnt trade under 1 hour timeframe. you will get smashed there

i think its good advice.

[Anonymous No.57344395]

>>57344366
>posting cringe ass green day in this based bored


Nigger what.

[Anonymous No.57344398]

AMD chads i made it

[Anonymous No.57344399]

>>57344370
better yet buy atm QQQ leaps. Why be 3x leveraged when you can be 15x

[Anonymous No.57344401]

>>57344348
no, then again, even there, the argument could still stand. a coin that cannot be cornered, and always deflates.
>>57344366
I love libraries. I steal almost all my best ideas from them.
>>57344370
I think ProShares has a deal with Satan, the literal entity, so I avoid them. Call it a hunch, but there are some signs out there.

[Anonymous No.57344402]

>>57344377
I don’t get it

[Anonymous No.57344407]

>>57344398
Anybody else think it's weird the prosperity symbol is a golden bull?

[Anonymous No.57344413]

>>57344407
nah man dont think about it it's just how it hits with he horns haha weeew bull market wew

[Anonymous No.57344416]

>>57344376
when your currency is 1/1000th of a penny

[Anonymous No.57344424]

>>57344407
The chart often literally makes a bull looking pattern tho, Could be a thing. I'm gonna have to get a whole new job if you're right.

[Anonymous No.57344427]

>>57344413
Yeah, true. Cows are cool anyway.

[Anonymous No.57344426]

>>57344369
Kick ass, BLESSED

[Anonymous No.57344433]

Soγbean Oil dip status: autoslurped

[Anonymous No.57344435]

>another episode of bloated large cap getting more inflated while the rest of the market lags behind
>russel down big

absolutely NOT a good look mumu

[Anonymous No.57344439]

>>57344435
russel is irrelevant
why concern yourself with it?

[Anonymous No.57344440]

>>57344407
Cool it with the antisemitism buddy.

[Anonymous No.57344449]

>>57344435
before summer the everything will have crashed 40%, this cannot continue

[Anonymous No.57344453]

>>57344435
An economy built around Facebook, iphones, and Netflix is self sustaining chud.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4xZUr0BEfE

[Anonymous No.57344456]

>>57344449
Why would we crash? The economy is stable.

[Anonymous No.57344464]

>>57344080
Spamming short butterflies is proving to be a winning strategy on SPX
Just wish it was more capital efficient fr fr

[Anonymous No.57344485]

>>57344456
you mean the reports are stable.
the material economy is in shambles.

[Anonymous No.57344502]

>>57344440
it's just a coincidence jews invented the stock market in dutchland back in the 1700, it is a coincidence the east indian company opian wars, it's a coincidence the french revolution and the freedom of the jews, it's a coincidence that the parents of karl marx were dutch that made their money in the market everything is a coincidence and nobody should think about it

[Anonymous No.57344506]

>>57344485
depends on state

[Anonymous No.57344510]

>>57344456
agreed. check the SBUX indicator. Over 2022, SBUX has jumped over 50%, it's now dropped to half that and has stayed there. This is stability.

[Anonymous No.57344527]

>>57344377
absolutely kosher

[Anonymous No.57344530]

>CHYNA

[Anonymous No.57344533]

>>57344510
is that chandelier indicator?

[Anonymous No.57344534]

Sell

[Anonymous No.57344535]

NEW ATH ACHIEVED


What's your excuse, /biz/? ARMchads literally can't stop winning

[Anonymous No.57344538]

>>57344502
its just a coincidence that black people were enslaved for hundreds of years, its a coincidence black people were forced into manual labor until they died, its a coincidence that slaves on sugarcane plantations had a life expectancy of 8 years after work, its just a coincidence black neighborhoods have no money, its just a coincidence you need money to leave a shitty area, its just a coincidence reparations haven't been paid, its all just a coincidence and nobody should think about it

[Anonymous No.57344545]

>>57344106
No better feeling then being an oil baron

[Anonymous No.57344547]

>He doesn’t get all his news from an obscure trade publication website

[Anonymous No.57344548]

>>57344502
>>57344538

[Anonymous No.57344555]

>>57344548
forgot to attach image

[Anonymous No.57344570]

Tfw buying NVDA in 2020.

[Anonymous No.57344575]

>>57344533
no

[Anonymous No.57344581]

>>57344535
Honestly, why the fuck didn't you invest anon? I was shilling this shit nonstop desperate about making you realize it's free money. Why didn't you buy a company that had a 99% monopoly on the market?

[Anonymous No.57344585]

paging this anon >>57326081
need an update on what they're buying in the streets.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3LCVgUKut4

[Anonymous No.57344586]

>>57344575
ok looks very similar.

[Anonymous No.57344590]

>>57344570
imagine buying jp morgan in the 1900 haha

[Anonymous No.57344592]

>>57344502
Who invented the idea that a person could get partial ownership of an enterprise?
I'm pretty sure the formalization of such partial holdings doesn't hold up-front intents to deceive. You can argue from the perspective of separation of the individual from consequences of his interests, and there's alot there to consider that gets ignored in the discussion of alpha and returns.
You have the authority to buy and sell on things other than what a media outlet is telling you will get you the most money immediately.
Just be aware you're going to be one of the least catered to positions, and you may see no chance to change your positions for a profit for years before proven correct.
Inverse as well, if you sell for profit only, you may not be able to get back in at a reasonable rate. investors vs pirates vs traders has some simplification power, imo.

[Anonymous No.57344595]

>>57344534
I don't really feel like it though

[Anonymous No.57344617]

>>57344592
partnerships are ancient my guy. limited liability came around as slavery and the life debt was dying out.

[Anonymous No.57344629]

I wish I went to bed instead of trying to trade OPEX

[Anonymous No.57344630]

>>57344534
Fuck off IRS I'm not paying you taxes.

[Anonymous No.57344639]

>>57344502
the stock market was the best thing to have ever been invented, the dutch started it to finance their attacks on the portuguese and spanish empire, whose colonial enterprises were monopolies of the crown, yet those peoples could participate and profit from the dutch raiding their own empires via the stock markets just by buying some shares in the Dutch East India Company

[Anonymous No.57344654]

Dow Jones reaching ATH today calling it now

[Anonymous No.57344656]

>>57344581
Risc-v is the future. You're boarding a sinking ship.

[Anonymous No.57344664]

>>57344592
>>57344617
Something something options contracts are modern markets original form as early modern investors bought stock in shipping ventures which existed on time scale with fixed risk and defined outcomes.

[Anonymous No.57344682]

>>57344639
the dutch were a dummy country for the jews like usa is now, where is the dutch empire now? forgoten as the french empire, the russian empire and soon to be the american empire

all they want is their holy land, they got it back in 1945 thanks to america
it's the jews man AND NOW THE HAVE THE ETF FUCK IM LOSING SO MUCH MONEY FUCKING JEEEEWS

[Anonymous No.57344706]

>>57344682
only thing you're losing is your marbles, pal

[Anonymous No.57344707]

>>57344639
>You might get a chance to own a share of the lead ball that kills you
nice.
I'm going to sleep, I can't stay up all night tracking happenings and then stay up all day tracking crabs. Wake me when we have a direction, tho Confidence is pretty confident.

[Anonymous No.57344712]

>>57344706
so it's a coincidence huh

[Anonymous No.57344726]

You think you're having a bad and that things can't get much worse? Have a look at this guy's trading day. Same day. Same guy, presumably. He went long on the local swedish index with a 10x derivative instrument. About -30k usd on a 300k investment. To really rub it in, the market and derivative pumped right as he sold, and he could have gotten a lot of it back if he'd held.

[Anonymous No.57344736]

why is the stock market at ath when we have like 20 wars going on and the american economy still in stagflation

[Anonymous No.57344739]

>>57344726
Eh, I'm talking about the 3x300k trades in both pics.

[Anonymous No.57344745]

>>57344656
>Risc-v is the future
A cope on the level of "current year +1 is the year of Linux desktop"

[Anonymous No.57344752]

>>57344736
ignore news, buy all dips

[Anonymous No.57344755]

>>57344664
those ancient too, japanese fish markets had them.

[Anonymous No.57344760]

>>57344736
jewish tricks, trapping the public before annihilating all their money and crashing everything

[Anonymous No.57344764]

I YOLO'd SAVE at $5 yesterday
according to my technical analysis people selling below $10 were a bunch of bitch ass faggots

[Anonymous No.57344767]

>>57344736
zoom out

[Anonymous No.57344775]

all time highs soon?

[Anonymous No.57344784]

>>57344706
t. Chaim Clogstein

[Anonymous No.57344786]

>>57344707
yes, it was nice. at some point portuguese subjects were cheering to the news of ships getting wrecked because they were resented of the crowns monopoly over the oriental trade

>>57344682
>muh empire

[Anonymous No.57344791]

>>57344775
it's time to get out. This is your last chance. EXIT ALL MARKETS

[Anonymous No.57344794]

>>57344736
macro doesn't matter until someone misses a payment in micro.

[Anonymous No.57344800]

>>57344736
Broad stock market prices depend on:
1 the amount of money in the system (M2)
2 the price of money (i.e. rates)
3 expectations about how 1&2 will develop.

[Anonymous No.57344810]

>>57344775
Dump it

[Anonymous No.57344825]

ATHs VIOLENTLY REJECTED

MUMUS BTFO YET AGAIN
PREPARE FOR IMPACT, THIS SHIP IS GOING DOWN AND IT'LL SINK FASTER THAN ANYTHING YOU'VE EVER SEEN

[Anonymous No.57344827]

China AND Chips

[Anonymous No.57344849]

>>57344760
>trying to bankrupt the people who drive the economy forward

did you think this through, dumbass bear?

[Anonymous No.57344856]

>>57344726
>>57344739
Actually, the loss is closer to 40k usd.

[Anonymous No.57344858]

>>57344849
>steal one part while they wait for them to make more money later
thats how stealing works

[Anonymous No.57344859]

>>57344555
I'd let her tell me about those things and then we'd look at synagogue locations and cross reference them with the most populous slave auctions. Cross reference held auctions with various religious calendars. Etc. Ad infinitum there is no mystery just a society of lazy people.
>>57344825
>checks the volume

Cool.

[Anonymous No.57344861]

>>57344080
>Atlas Air's Boeing cargo plane makes emergency landing after engine malfunction
.IT KEEPS HAPPENING

[Anonymous No.57344864]

>>57344827
based. I'm all in on Lay's, Pringles, and Wonton soup

[Anonymous No.57344870]

Anon. buy tup. This is likely the last day around $2

[Anonymous No.57344874]

Fuck it. Ill buy a small bag in BABA and forget about it.

[Anonymous No.57344888]

Do you guys remember the anon that posted this shit?
Did he rope?

[Anonymous No.57344889]

>>57344864
She's probably a Eurp so talking about Freedom Fries.

[Anonymous No.57344897]

I am not selling

[Anonymous No.57344938]

>>57344870
last day around $2 before it drops to $0.02

[Anonymous No.57344949]

>>57344938
very fake and gay. screencap my post and I will screencap yours.

[Anonymous No.57344977]

>>57344888
>the third leg down that never happened
we were gipped

[Anonymous No.57345015]

MARA Chads, how are your $12 Puts doing?

[TheQuasar !tG1R9mnClE No.57345019]

Why is TSLA down 20% from a month ago? Should I be buying calls here or is it going to be delisted from the Magnificent Seven?

[Anonymous No.57345031]

>>57344786
everyone has a chance to be short-sighted. Marx's fearful jealousy sales didn't happen on a blank canvas, if I can be so pedantic.

back from my nap.
>>57344897
yiddish tech stocks are up, isn't that good for everyone?

>>57344864
I'm after the corn dog market. Short CME

[Anonymous No.57345041]

feembrap

[Anonymous No.57345045]

>>57344897
>I am not selling
crazy person

[Anonymous No.57345053]

Oil today!

[Anonymous No.57345063]

>>57345019
Elon may have gotten too personal with Bob.
And Bob has friends in media.
I'm with Musk, Disney has wasted all kinds of exceptional content options, to sell traps to six year olds.
>>57345045
>getting 9% divies and growing at my buy in
Do you even qualify your dividends anon?

[Anonymous No.57345065]

uh oh

[TheQuasar !tG1R9mnClE No.57345093]

>>57345063
Yeah you're right, a month ago Elon tells Bob to go fuck himself, and then Bob told his Jewish friends to hurt TSLA's stock price. I'm getting calls, I think it's water under the bridge, and they'll keep TSLA in the Magnificent Seven. Like seriously, what would they replace it with if they were to get delisted? Doesn't even matter because that isn't happening.

[Anonymous No.57345094]

>>57345065

[Anonymous No.57345095]

>>57345065
The only stock keeping this garbage zombie economy from toppling over is NVDA.

This is hilarious.
You drive down the streets of San Francisco, Philly, Austin, does it feel like prosperity and economic euphoria?

[Anonymous No.57345109]

I just realized what year this is

[Anonymous No.57345113]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sn6HWWrKqSE
https://www.cnbc.com/2024/01/19/japan-slim-lunar-lander-touches-down-on-moon.html

[Anonymous No.57345115]

NVDA is going to 1k

[Anonymous No.57345117]

>Biden says strikes against Houthis will continue
How hard will inflation spike?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ST_xMDZ4U7c

[TheQuasar !tG1R9mnClE No.57345125]

Yo, i've been going about this shit all wrong. I'm going to just keep buying call options on all of the magnificent seven stocks until this shit blows up on me.

[Anonymous No.57345126]

I'm done trading, I concede. I took a 50% loss on my puts.
You win, goodbye.

[Anonymous No.57345128]

>>57345117
Is Yemen's GDP worth even one Walmart? Why do losers on 4chan care so much about the daily news

[Anonymous No.57345134]

>>57345117
It's been proven that military aid to Israel contributes little to nothing to inflation when compared to propping up an Eastern-European money laundering state.

[Anonymous No.57345144]

>>57345115
>~20% in 20days
lmao

[Anonymous No.57345146]

>>57345117
how hard would it be to sending some 200 dudes, and a couple of carriers and some ships to support the Yemenite army?

[Anonymous No.57345151]

>>57345128
Gee, I dunno.

[Anonymous No.57345157]

wtf is going on with Broadcom, shit is going ballistic

[Anonymous No.57345166]

>>57345125
finally someone shilling winning plays

[Anonymous No.57345168]

>>57345151
>Only yuros are fucked
And nothing of value was lost.

[Anonymous No.57345173]

BUY THE VIDYA RIGHT NOW WTFWTF

[Anonymous No.57345180]

>>57345157
We'll be eating semiconductors.

[Anonymous No.57345181]

>>57345053
What about NATGAS too tho?

[Anonymous No.57345190]

Anyone buy ANF?

[dragon deez nutz !!+RERnPQF1+M No.57345191]

Retards don't realize stocks and bitcoin have been inversing pattern

[Anonymous No.57345192]

>>57345173
my back log is like 70 games deep, I think I should be more responsible with my vidya spending

[Anonymous No.57345194]

SPY 480 today?

[TheQuasar !tG1R9mnClE No.57345195]

>>57345166
All seven of them are still highly undervalued, they're all going to be over $1000 in a few years.

[Anonymous No.57345208]

This stock market is so fucking jewy NVDA SPY

[Anonymous No.57345213]

>>57345195
absolutely

[Anonymous No.57345214]

TWO
YEAR
DOUBLE
TOP

[Anonymous No.57345221]

>>57344888
Im not greedy.

[Anonymous No.57345228]

>>57345194
SPY will be 500 by end of the month in this clown market

[Anonymous No.57345235]

>>57345125
Would you say this is even a whole new school of thought, a new set undiscovered, maybe even a new pair of thoughts?
>>57345134
>money laundering
ooh, ssssss, no. the buck literally stops there and never leaves.

>>57345146
You'd have to be something other than a sand-nog, so pretty hard, I'm betting. this is a discussion of a buy order of ZIM

[Anonymous No.57345247]

>>57345125
Yup. Go full boomer. No finesse required.
The biggest obstacle is accepting that for once it's literally that easy for the younger generations, too.

[Anonymous No.57345256]

>>57345019
It's fucking done. Elon Musk is mentally unstable and he's holding the company and shareholders hostage because he has buyer's remorse for purchasing Twitter. TSLA is going to like $100/share possibly and almost certainly going to $150/share. It's in an unwinnable situation and Elon has demonstrated his ability to destroy a company when he puts his mind to it.

[Anonymous No.57345265]

I'm getting fucked today and not in a good way (ticker: MARA)

[Anonymous No.57345273]

WE ARE ABOVE 3% AMD BROS OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.57345274]

>>57345125
Unironically the only smart anon in here

[Anonymous No.57345278]

what do stinky fembraps smell like

[dragon deez nutz !!+RERnPQF1+M No.57345279]

Should I sell my UPRO? Cost basis at $50.19
Been holding for years

[Anonymous No.57345284]

uhhhhhhh dixie rips everyone's face off after AAPL gap fill

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aeh_cU0pmR8

[Anonymous No.57345291]

>>57345019
Probably due to their price cuts and recent stories about drivers getting stranded at charging station in the cold

[Anonymous No.57345301]

OIL status: SLURPED

[Anonymous No.57345303]

>>57345278
studies show that feembraps are generally worse smelling than the male equivalent. This is due to their diets. They eat more green shit

[Anonymous No.57345304]

>>57345265
MARA baggies almost as bad as SAVE

[Anonymous No.57345314]

uvxy is so sensitive these days. You really get a sense of how "Wound-tight" this market is. We are a house of cards it feels like sometimes. But I digress. Just gonna buy some more longfds I guess. What more can one do?

[Anonymous No.57345318]

>SPY
>not SPX
NIGGERS
>NIGGERS
NIGGERS

[Anonymous No.57345325]

>>57345279
not now, we go up from here, thanks biden

[Anonymous No.57345331]

>>57345256
>REEEEEEE
I guarantee you have done FUCK ALL for the human race. I bet you're the kind of faggot that slams the door in the face of girl scouts selling cookies.
The last place you donated a penny to you only gave them money because you knew they'd use it to buy from your store.
You've been reprinting expiry dates for the Chewing Gum on your shelves since 1987!

HOW MANY OLD LADIES' TEETH HAVE YA BUSTED, BOB? HOW MANY HAVE CHIPPED THEIR TEETH ON YOUR BAD GUM, BOB?!

This is a discussion on COSTCO and WALMART. Wrigley isn't publicly traded after being bought by Mars.

I need to go back to sleep, mid day nap got me grumpy.

[Anonymous No.57345338]

CHYNA bros. This is the official unequivocal bottom.

[Anonymous No.57345350]

Can anyone explain why the call options I bought went down in value when the underlying stock I bought them on went up?

[Anonymous No.57345351]

the stock market only moves normally during afterhours
during the day is jewed to fuck

[Anonymous No.57345355]

>>57345318
It's Shit & Piss about three fiddy, boomer.

[Anonymous No.57345361]

>>57345350
disable options on your account and forget they even exist
trust me

[Anonymous No.57345370]

>OpenAI’s Altman Seeks To Raise Billions For Network Of AI Chip Factories
- Altman's Push For Chip Factories Reflects His Concern About Potential Chip Shortages

Will AI only be another huge drain on energy and hardware like crypto for example? Lol

[Anonymous No.57345369]

>>57345351
red days = the jews are preventing me from making a profit
green days = the jews are preventing me from making a higher profit

[Anonymous No.57345372]

>>57345361
What does the "IV%" thing mean?

[Anonymous No.57345378]

>>57345369
fucking jews

[Anonymous No.57345387]

>>57345350
What stock, strike and expiry ?

[Anonymous No.57345388]

>>57345372
impregnating vietnamese % chance per day

[Anonymous No.57345393]

>>57345370
AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI

[Anonymous No.57345394]

>>57345372
means disable options immediately

[Anonymous No.57345396]

>>57345350
New paradigm.

[Anonymous No.57345398]

>>57344810
I did, no screenshot is worth missing my rolls

[Anonymous No.57345401]

>>57345350
just buy stocks and sell stocks what is so hard about it

[Anonymous No.57345403]

unironically

[Anonymous No.57345408]

BABA Chads, how are we spending our dividends?

[Anonymous No.57345409]

INCOMING

[Anonymous No.57345411]

>>57345370
>Will AI only be another huge drain on energy and hardware like crypto
Free consumer-grade AI products will absolutely be, industrial AI will probably be worth something I guess

[Anonymous No.57345414]

>>57345387
I bought SAVA calls for January and the stock went up but the option prices went down. This is for various option strikes in Jan and later in 2024
>>57345388
Please be serious. I'm seeing my delta changed and went down and vega went up.

[Anonymous No.57345417]

>>57345350
>It's an anon learns about the Greeks episode

[Anonymous No.57345423]

>>57345350
Theta decay. IV crush. The time the closer you get to expiration date. Gotta know how the Greeks work.

[Anonymous No.57345425]

>>57345370
Mother Mary, someone get this man a sister to help him chill out

[Anonymous No.57345434]

>>57345408
To buy more BABA obviously.

[Anonymous No.57345436]

>>57345350
sell everything you gonna get fckt

[Anonymous No.57345439]

>>57345423
Okay thank you for the serious answer. So which factor out of the two you listed, between theta decay and IV crush, is mostly causing my options on SAVA to go down? SAVA is a value stock I really like and I've seen the stock rise but the options go down, which is quite frustrating. I want to give SAVA my venture capital to help cure Alzheimer's

[Anonymous No.57345440]

I bought soxs a couple days ago and am already down almost 20 percent

[Anonymous No.57345441]

You're beginning to believe aren't you?
S&P 9000
9% 10Y yield
9% GDP growth
Strongest economy in history

[Anonymous No.57345444]

>>57345440
what a shame

[Anonymous No.57345448]

>>57344188
RIP

[Anonymous No.57345451]

>>57345350
remedial lessons
t astyl ive dot com
https://cdn.robinhood.com/assets/robinhood/legal/Characteristics%20and%20Risks%20of%20Standardized%20Options.pdf

[Anonymous No.57345452]

>>57345301
times the local bottom, now let's see if it goes back up high enough

[Anonymous No.57345457]

>>57345439
CRBP pajeet, is that you trolling?

[Anonymous No.57345459]

>>57345441
your SPX target is shit but fully agreed on the other things

[Anonymous No.57345467]

>>57344141
>liquidated last year
>last year
Yup, Bloomberg FUD. Time to go all-in.

[Anonymous No.57345472]

>>57345015
>>57345304
>>57345265
i'll be buying back in sub $10, see you there

[Anonymous No.57345475]

>>57345401
it doesn't make me hard.

[Anonymous No.57345478]

>>57345459
>your SPX target is shit
I've also been thinking it's too conservative. I had a moment of bearish weakness and choose 9000 as my target, but I may upgrade that over 9000, possibly 12000

[Anonymous No.57345481]

what do I think /smg/bros????

[Anonymous No.57345482]

>>57345409
MORE LIKE THE BAKER HUGHES NIG COUNT


BECAUSE THEY'RE NIGGERS

[Anonymous No.57345485]

>>57345457
Lol.

[Anonymous No.57345491]

>>57345481
The ride hasn't even begun.

[Anonymous No.57345496]

>>57345478
yes yes

[Anonymous No.57345498]

>>57345095
The funny thing is that’s why it’s so hot right now. Sucking all the money out of the real economy to give to semiconductors because that (and the indian/south american slave class) is going to replace us. Every financial news article is X buys Y chips then lays off half its workforce, stock price explodes. In reality they’re just firing and and hiring an indian and a copilot subscription.

[Anonymous No.57345500]

Anyone has a website where you can have firefox tabs where they show the price of a stock? marketview keeps fucking me with "we clossed your connection because exceeed plan" bs im not buying any plans

[Anonymous No.57345502]

>>57345467
>5 years straight of diving
>NOW is the arbitrary time it will reverse

[Anonymous No.57345504]

>>57345491
lol,
lmao even.

[Anonymous No.57345511]

the only problem i have is most stocks are down heavily and its literally just the memes pumping
banks didnt do well and when banks arent doing well that means growth will be shit for the next quarter at a minimum

[Anonymous No.57345512]

>>57345481
a sellers market is under six months supply
this is a countrywide aggregate.

you think we're getting 2 years supply this time?

[Anonymous No.57345514]

>>57345504
That's the most anus clenching double top I've ever seen.

[Anonymous No.57345516]

>>57345482
All of the ones that aren't XOM are indeed!

[Anonymous No.57345519]

>>57345498
The farmer can be replaced by semiconductors what's the issue?

[TheQuasar !tG1R9mnClE No.57345530]

MSFT calls up 50%
TSLA calls up 100%, *crack* *sips* yep. its literally that fucking easy folks.

[Anonymous No.57345531]

>>57345511
>that means growth will be shit for the next quarter at a minimum
AGI is coming and you're concerned about growth?

[Anonymous No.57345533]

im fence sitting on cash and i hate it. should i just fomo into tqqq already?

[Anonymous No.57345536]

>>57344874
Bought the literal centurial bottom

[Anonymous No.57345535]

>>57345502
This market is fake and gay. Tech execs sold all the wealthy elites at Davos their stock. When will the dump happen?

[Anonymous No.57345539]

>>57345514
>That's the most anus clenching double top I've ever seen.
you sound like you've finished reading your first investopedia article.

[Anonymous No.57345540]

>>57345533
>tqqq
*SWVXX

[Anonymous No.57345545]

>>57345531
his face gives me the ick fr

[Anonymous No.57345551]

>>57345539
I read 3 today!

[Anonymous No.57345556]

>That BABA ramp
Well, as the Chinese like to say, "banzai!"

[Anonymous No.57345560]

>>57345530
Based, crash finally incoming. Billions will bleed

[Anonymous No.57345562]

were at the ath on the spy from jan 4 2022
we all know what happened after that

[Anonymous No.57345570]

>>57345562

[Anonymous No.57345571]

>>57345556
Holy fuck just checked I can stop posting pic rel anymore we are actually positive!

[Anonymous No.57345575]

>>57345556
BABA has been in that slump range for almost 2 years
I hate china stocks

[Anonymous No.57345581]

>>57345540
isnt 0.34% ridiculously high for a fund fee? Triple my other fund fees

[Anonymous No.57345582]

>>57345570
miss those goofy ahh niggas like you wouldnt believe

[Anonymous No.57345590]

>>57345531
>>57345545
>>57345441
I give up. I have now saved those pictures and will begin plastering that annoying bum face as well.

[Anonymous No.57345593]

Do I hold my SOXS over the weekend and hope it unheems me or just eat the ~10% loss

[Anonymous No.57345596]

>>57345556
I think a lot of quant funds are buying China stocks.

>t. listened to angry autistic Jew Cliff Assness

[Anonymous No.57345597]

>>57345575
>BABA has been in that slump range for almost 2 years
Yeah, as things should be.

[Anonymous No.57345604]

fuck, sold my soxl to early

[Anonymous No.57345607]

>>57345265
Why didn't you sell at $28 with us MARA Chards?

[Anonymous No.57345608]

>>57345593
Manatee market.

[Anonymous No.57345612]

>>57345439
>I want to do something with my buys
then stay away from out of the money options.
either you're a patron willing to take the hit, or you're a trader trying to pull coin between two investors buying.
Alternatively, you're the average Jeet trying to Pirate.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cade_xTZeog

[Anonymous No.57345615]

[Anonymous No.57345616]

>>57345590
See you at S&P 9000 anon

[Anonymous No.57345617]

>>57345607
I sold and bought back in like a retard

[Anonymous No.57345625]

>>57345616
fine. let it be SPX 9000 or higher also.

[Anonymous No.57345630]

>>57345615
guys never been profitable in his life

[Anonymous No.57345641]

/smg/ is a certified pro billy board

also you enjoying the up day? i'm still down for the week/month but that giant gain in november more then makes up for this slump

[Anonymous No.57345642]

MCD app deals are crazy.

[Anonymous No.57345643]

>>57345514
its an index.
https://realestatedecoded.com/case-shiller/

holy shit,
seattle denver portland holding the whole thing up

[Anonymous No.57345649]

>>57344080
>tripfags are literally baking these threads
it's over for /smg/

[Anonymous No.57345655]

>>57345630
trading? break even at best...
hasn't stopped him from being a multi gazillionaire, though.
have you thought or swam yet?

[Anonymous No.57345659]

>>57344281
It makes no sense to trade daily and 4 hour. The market is efficient at filling orders and hits those stop loss orders etc.

[Anonymous No.57345660]

Okay so GitLab is it's own company with ticker GTLB but GitHub (the thing i use for my actual code) is owned by MSFT

What the fuck is GTLB like why are they public

[Anonymous No.57345663]

my only position is goin up nicely but im not ooooooing.

[Anonymous No.57345670]

>>57344080
oh yeah I saved the annoying picture in the OP as well.
i'm embracing full clown world now.

[Anonymous No.57345672]

>>57345655
well yeah obviously if you cant beat the jews, join them

[TheQuasar !tG1R9mnClE No.57345673]

>>57345643
Sending the magnificent 7 literally all of my energy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_ZBHkHSNao

[Anonymous No.57345678]

STOP THE COUNT

[Anonymous No.57345679]

>>57345660
because they need capital so they raise it with equity from investors

[Anonymous No.57345682]

>>57345414
Ironically I posted this earlier in >>57344345
Look at the slope of the the >30dte expiry. Its nearly vertical.

I don't think you will not see appreciable change until you are ITM past w/e your commissions are. Basically Theta is mindfucking you (proper fuck too).

[Anonymous No.57345687]

>>57345643
What do I press to detract my energy or add negative energy?

[Anonymous No.57345689]

>>57345125
what expiries?

[Anonymous No.57345690]

>>57345642
Not in Europe. They are shit. Like a dollar off your next Big Mac - which is way overpriced already. Burger King deals...I kneel. Two whopper menus for 1? Thats insane value for fast food

[Anonymous No.57345692]

>>57344538
>nigger what?
go home and eat some pb and j white boi. sheeiiit.

[Anonymous No.57345700]

>>57345672
>if you cant beat the jews
anon... have you seen the schnozz on the noff?

on a side note:
he and his crew were integral parts in pushing for weekly options and also daily options.
thanks to sosnoff markets are a solved game now.

[Anonymous No.57345701]

NEW
>>57345696
NEW
>>57345696
NEW
>>57345696

[Anonymous No.57345717]

>>57345593
>>57345608
love these goofy and cute ABSOLUTE UNITS

[Anonymous No.57345718]

>>57345700
jews love fighting each other in the financial world

[Anonymous No.57345719]

>>57345678
LAW & ORDER

[Anonymous No.57345720]

The fuck was this?

[Anonymous No.57345748]

>>57345720
nothing? errors happen all the time

[Anonymous No.57345762]

>>57345617
Yeah, bad move dude. All risk is going to get slaughtered by Q2.

[TheQuasar !tG1R9mnClE No.57345765]

>>57345687
I don't think you can add negative energy, you can be net 0 by just not putting your hands up, but that's about it.

[Anonymous No.57346396]

FUCK I LOVE STOCKS

[Anonymous No.57346792]

>>57345642
Stop eating that shit king
Why would it be that cheap for someone else to prepare food for you

[Anonymous No.57346912]

>>57346396
*STOOKS

[Anonymous No.57348221]

>>57346792
Because there's fuck all else to do with the world, and most of these people won't take he risk of learning how to be a fighter pilot, or a surgeon (which is really just artificially limited, lets be honest).
You don't have to like what they serve, but they're so good with their science that it tastes exactly the same no matter where you buy it. That's a level of discipline that deserves admiration, if the product itself doesn't.

People act like watching numer go up and down is some blowjob. You'll never know the joy of getting a town of hangry people fed and happy three times a day.