/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.57336098]

>JP Morgan has fallen edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Financials podcasts/channels
https://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA - Fundamendals analysis
https://www.youtube.com/@TheDavidLinReport - Stocks, PMs, Crypto
https://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV - Various themed livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews - Stocks, PMs, Crypto

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

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>>57334822

[Anonymous No.57336118]

Look at these fuckers out in the snow.

[Anonymous No.57336123]

>>57336041
if you're getting headaches it means you're probably magnesium deficient, as I think that's one of the more difficult minerals to keep around when the cells cycle.
You should keep a general multivitamin around if you're gonna eat MSG, and make sure you have a good clean fat too.
Be aware, the more you cycle your cells, the more you roll the probability dice that you'll pick up a code error.
Chinks can feed that stuff to Chinks, they've got 1.4 Billion of them running around on each other. Believing "Uncle Roger" because he's "funny," ... that's a gamble I ain't puting in on.

Long YUM

Is the bear trap of January over? Are we gonna believe the housing numbers are doing it?

I do suggest someone get together and save SAVE. Plenty of assets in there, and I think they really are struggling simply over covid stuff.

[Anonymous No.57336128]

fuck you and fuck the stock market

[Anonymous No.57336139]

>>57336128
I am down for some docking I guess if you are into that

[Anonymous No.57336140]

I love you and I love the stock market

[Anonymous No.57336153]

I am bearish

[Anonymous No.57336165]

Why is the market like this?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57336167]

>>57336041
my gf is weird, she will use the packet from the shin ramyun as an ingredient to make other things, and sometimes she will just use the block in her own broth. she will also break pieces off the block and eat them raw sometimes.

[Anonymous No.57336168]

Didn't I tell yall to cool it with the anti-Semitic remarks. Do better this thread.

[Anonymous No.57336173]

what is the end of day play?

[Anonymous No.57336174]

bought some march 10c on SAVE in case the retard retail money starts flowing

[Anonymous No.57336178]

>We're about one short covering rally away from a /SAVE/ general popping up
>It won't go away for several years

[Anonymous No.57336180]

>>57336123
Repostin'
>>57335822 #
Based and Pinochetpilled.
>>57335909 #
True. Most of management are peak midwits who are hired due to either nepotism, brown-nosing or being a spineless enforcer for upper management and the board of directors.
>>57335951 #
Pilots will only dump fuel in case of an overweight landing which is dangerous due to a higher possibility of landing gear failure; even then overweight landings are done all the time if there's a more pressing emergency going on (like an engine fire). Fuel costs a lot of money as well and is one way to reduce cost and bump up revenue, which is why management pushes it so much. I miss working for cargo airlines since they are quite liberal with fuel, at least the one I worked at was, but then again they screwed me over not getting the COVID jab so fuck em.

>>57336123
>I do suggest someone get together and save SAVE. Plenty of assets in there, and I think they really are struggling simply over covid stuff.
There's a very real possibility it goes even lower. They were one of the ONLY airlines not profitable during COVID, despite getting govt stimmies just like the rest of the airlines. Also, I didn't work for them at the time but I was told that the relatively new management wanted to furlough people in my department and it was only the old timers in my department suggesting that they take a 60% pay cut and stay home that no one got furloughed.

[Anonymous No.57336190]

I bought pypl

[Anonymous No.57336214]

Are they voting on the uranium ban in the senate next week?

[Anonymous No.57336215]

>>57336128
How are the Bitcoins, champ?

[Anonymous No.57336221]

Nice
>>57335957


Secure your shit niggers.

[Anonymous No.57336226]

How much do flying lessons cost?

[Anonymous No.57336231]

whats the best companies to invest in to front run black history month? SQ? dont they all do fraud on cash app?

[Anonymous No.57336237]

>>57336214
https://www.congress.gov/bill/118th-congress/senate-bill/763/actions

[Anonymous No.57336240]

>>57336226
Why free ofc.

[Anonymous No.57336245]

>>57336180
Stimmy checks made Tyrone and LaQuisha into globe trotters on "real airlines." But being realistic, student loans are back on, they ain't payin that much when they can fly for less.
Gotta understand the market. The bare minimum of planning ahead. Baby need a new pair of Jordans before we "savin" like them white folk who just gonna close the bank on us anyway.

Short JXN

[Anonymous No.57336247]

>down bigly on MARA
>up more bigly on SOXL
So it goes I guess

[Anonymous No.57336249]

(((they))) hook me

[Anonymous No.57336254]

>>57336226
A LOT
>>57336178
Please God no. I deal with this shitty company enough as it is by working for them. Don't make me see them on my precious 4channel every day too

[Anonymous No.57336257]

Reddit stock is gonna plummet when the IPO is out

>>57336226
I want her toes in my mouth holy shit

[Anonymous No.57336261]

The only thing that goes up is SPY.
Small caps are fucked.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57336263]

>>57336249
This is the most anti-semitic thing I've seen all day, and I've been browsing /pol/ since this morning.

[Anonymous No.57336268]

How the fuck is MSTR going up or at least hanging on while BTC shits the bed? has Saylor hacked the system? or is this shit about to get to $300 a pop?

[Anonymous No.57336270]

I almost bought the bottom of that SAVE dip but some analyst fags said the target price was 4$ so I pussied out.....
that would have been an easy +25%

[Anonymous No.57336272]

Obviously spy opens at 472.30 tomorrow.... right?

[Anonymous No.57336276]

>>57336237
i wish they'd post a legislative schedule but they only post the days they were in session in hindsight, fucking democracy i hate it

[Mairon No.57336278]

>>57336098
Buy TUP. We're entering a short squeeze on the 25th

[BagholderExtraordinaire !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57336281]

>>57336272
and closes around $420

[Anonymous No.57336282]

>>57336245
Makes sense. The Jordans and Popeye's Index are a VERY good indicator of poorer consumer market depression.

[Anonymous No.57336307]

Down almost 55% on my SQQQ play
What a blunder I’ve made the last year

[Anonymous No.57336311]

>>57336226
this si the yield maiden?

[Anonymous No.57336320]

Damn, the crypto pits are getting loud.

[Anonymous No.57336342]

Market UP
Bitcoin DOWN
That's how I like it

[Anonymous No.57336346]

>1.50% move from bottom to nearly ATH because... chips

[Anonymous No.57336353]

Bets are now open people. What predictions does everyone have for SOXL to hit in 2024? Thinking 40 is actually realistic in the next few weeks with it going back to ATH sometime this year.

[Anonymous No.57336365]

SAVE 101
>merger blocked
>price goes down
>insiders slurp
>"oh nevermind you can merge"
>price goes back up
it's free money tbdesu

[Anonymous No.57336382]

Just close the fucking markets!
I've bled enough...

[Anonymous No.57336383]

just 1 pullback jews
cash in with me you know its too high

[Anonymous No.57336392]

>>57336365
I'll buy one call tommorow, maybe.

[Anonymous No.57336399]

>>57336272
No clue. Just see how it reacts to different trend lines, make a prediction, set a stop, fail fast and move on.

Bullish case, we're near resistance to ath
Bearish case, we're near resistance to ath

Know one knows. Some savant mentioned early .... this ...is ... why we have a market.

[Anonymous No.57336412]

>>57336365
this is prime for retards to shovel money into, just need a catalyst

[Anonymous No.57336423]

So besides Ammunitions and Semiconductors, what else is posed to explode in the next year?

[Anonymous No.57336430]

PPT plastering yo faces

[Anonymous No.57336433]

We are really doing a -0.5% to 1.0% in a single day, huh?

[Anonymous No.57336441]

>>57336433
well yes of course

[Anonymous No.57336446]

rate my dividend portfolio.

[Anonymous No.57336448]

>>57336365
I actually do think it will bounce back, the question is will it be a pre-bankruptcy pump or a post-bankruptcy pump?

[Anonymous No.57336451]

>>57336423
there are ammunition stocks?

[Anonymous No.57336456]

>>57336448
what's timeline on bankruptcy? we talking june calls or jan calls?

[Anonymous No.57336464]

>>57336412
if a bunch of redditor females and onion eater shemales can save AMC, certainly a few anon can lose everything on SAVE. The memes write themselves.

[Anonymous No.57336465]

>>57336446
>he likes its structure
>he wants that fat dividend

[Anonymous No.57336477]

>>57336456
>what's timeline on bankruptcy?

[Anonymous No.57336481]

>>57336465
why not? not my fault people are degenerate gamblers. these stocks wouldn't exists otherwise

[Anonymous No.57336485]

>>57336451
POWW

[Anonymous No.57336495]

Hmm....

[Anonymous No.57336504]

ground floor

[Anonymous No.57336505]

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

[Anonymous No.57336511]

>>57336505
-2.04%

[Anonymous No.57336510]

Chinx are going to fucking push it past ATH tomorrow before EUs even wake up.

[Anonymous No.57336512]

went all in on TQQQ and SOXL for a gap up tomorrow
wish me luck

[Anonymous No.57336526]

>>57336505
Like +1.2% (unrealized) my dude.

[Anonymous No.57336527]

>>57336505
+3.61%, would've been better but my TLT leaps got killed

[Anonymous No.57336530]

>>57336505
Finished flat after being up all day
Guess it beats losing money

[Anonymous No.57336532]

>>57336505
Absolutely fucking horrid. Tomorrow will be even worse. The market once again entered the full delusion mode where it behaves like a fucking schizophreniac.

[Anonymous No.57336533]

>>57336505
+1.43%

[Anonymous No.57336536]

>>57336512
You made a wise decision.

[Anonymous No.57336544]

Amazes me how the fags on reddit continue to make money with this delusional bull run. Then on here everyone is a gigabear.

>Where were you when le redditors won?

[Anonymous No.57336548]

>>57336505
my short ded but my long is going up up

[Anonymous No.57336549]

>>57336505
+0.36%
Everything's chugging along nicely

[Anonymous No.57336551]

>>57336505
im up 60k the past 2 weeks from nvda+amd mostly

[Anonymous No.57336558]

>>57336532
nice projection

[Anonymous No.57336562]

>>57336544
>plebbitors are delusional retards while /smg/ is full doomer about the fundamentals
I wonder who's going to start roping when the music finally stops. Millions of predditors, or /smg/ doomers balls deep in shorts?

[Anonymous No.57336568]

I have a good history of buying stocks that go up 200% (after I sell them). So should I just dump my China shares and take one for the team or what? It's a guarantee you will make at least 200%.
P.S. I'm not going to sell so that means we are going to 0.

[Anonymous No.57336569]

>>57336544
Wait till tomorrow. All redditors will be annihilated. At least -5% and then Monday... heh... let's just say... hope you live close to a high rise, so you can watch them jump to their deaths when they lose everything

[Anonymous No.57336575]

>>57336558
It's an observation, not projection.

[Anonymous No.57336576]

>>57336505
>+2.65%
>YTD: -5.09%

[Anonymous No.57336577]

>>57336446
retarded
>>57336505
+1.42%

[Anonymous No.57336587]

>>57336568
as long as it's unrealized it doesn't count anon

[Anonymous No.57336594]

>>57336551
i buyed soxs at close

[Anonymous No.57336599]

>>57336568
what made you invest in communist shit country?

[Anonymous No.57336601]

>>57336568
You're holding BABA, right? Hedge by buying puts on Jing Dong Ching Chong. If it drops, JD will drop more.

[Anonymous No.57336608]

onion on
IShares Core MSCI World UCITS ETF?

[Anonymous No.57336618]

>>57336608
>onion
Buddy, careful with that talk around here. Trading those is illegal.

[Anonymous No.57336621]

>>57336599
I'm telling you man if I sell them they'll all be up 200% in a few months.
>>57336601
I hold BABA, JD, PNGAY and CNOOC (883.HK).

[Anonymous No.57336632]

>>57336505
Basically all cash, so 0%. I thought that this would be a red week.

[Anonymous No.57336634]

>>57336505
I didn't log in again. I have become the "thirty something year old man of inaction".

[Anonymous No.57336635]

>>57336621
Can you sell on monday so my calls pump, I'd like to move out of my parents house one day.

[Anonymous No.57336643]

>>57336621
>PNGAY
>he invested in gay penis

[Anonymous No.57336649]

>>57336221
I want to be nice to you anon, so Ill just say wtf are those lines? they suck diagonals suck study how they would be validated or not because that aint it

[Anonymous No.57336668]

>>57336635
Start buying puts as I said >>57336568 I'm never selling that means we go to 0.
>>57336643
I mean I don't own that exact ticker but I said PNGAY so that the Americans know what company I'm talking about.

[Anonymous No.57336678]

I've come up with a new strategy but holy fucking shit did that cost me. I'll just sit this one out until it reaches ATH then wait to see what it does.

I'm just going to buy dips every time they appear and sell the next day every time the market is being an irrational little cunt. I'll do this until FOMC or market starts acting like it FUCKING SHOULD. Why the FUCK are we moving to ATH when both Waller and Bostic said they're not lowering the fucking rates?

[Anonymous No.57336679]

>>57336618
im mew in trading shares boy.
just bought 500 in gme
now is that etf good or what, nigger?

[Anonymous No.57336680]

>>57336618
I still can't believe it. Probably good movie ticket futures are illegal, though. Can you imagine capeshit with that?

[Anonymous No.57336685]

Can you still pirate Microsoft Office easily?

[Anonymous No.57336702]

Didn't someone here tell me to buy ASTS? Thanks pal.

[Anonymous No.57336711]

uhhhh... mr. nikkei?

[Anonymous No.57336714]

>>57336680
Imagine the boatload you'd make shorting them though.

[Anonymous No.57336720]

>>57336685
Yup. look up kms pico. Have to run it every 6 months though.

[Anonymous No.57336726]

>>57336702
Personally I was just memeing about ASs To aSs. Pretty sure they're gonna die, like all space stocks, due to SpaceX competition.

[Anonymous No.57336741]

Super Micro Computer flying

[Anonymous No.57336743]

>>57336685
Just get LibreOffice.

[Anonymous No.57336746]

>>57336714
>MFW I make more than Captain Marvel does shorting it

[Anonymous No.57336796]

Pull the liquidity.

[Anonymous No.57336830]

Someone could explain what does post market mean? where the fuck is this trading if the NASDAQ is closed? where does tradingview pull the data from?

Also what is a YOLO price for MARA and MSTR?

[Anonymous No.57336860]

bearfags are retarded

buy when the market is hot
buy more when the market is not

[BagholderExtraordinaire !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57336868]

>>57336860
We're about to enter a 30 year bear market, your only way out is going to be killing yourself. Faggot.

[Anonymous No.57336881]

>>57336868
yeah juan just 2 more weeks. have you finished mowing my grass?

[Anonymous No.57336890]

>>57336830
>Someone could explain what does post market mean? where the fuck is this trading if the NASDAQ is closed?
https://www.investopedia.com/ask/answers/after-hours-trading-am-i-able-to-trade-at-this-time/

>where does tradingview pull the data from?
Protip: You can click the "RTH" button in the bottom right of your TradingView chart to toggle between that and "ETH"/Extended Trading Hours.

>Also what is a YOLO price for MARA and MSTR?
The fact you are asking that about those tickers tells me you're going to fuck yourself. MARA's PT is 0 and MSTR is just an expensive way to track the dozen other Bitcoin ETFs at this point.

[Anonymous No.57336896]

confess your financial sins anon.

[Anonymous No.57336904]

>>57336896
I sold all my Oil $2 ago
I shorted the bottom of VIX

[BagholderExtraordinaire !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57336905]

>>57336881
2 more months, mid march when this market doesn't get it rate cuts, and Jay says tongue my anus, the baby will be had, but it will be too late for you. far far too late.

[Anonymous No.57336910]

>>57336896
I have a significant amount of uninvested cash.

[Anonymous No.57336920]

>>57336896
Greed x2

[Anonymous No.57336926]

>>57336896
I bought a ticker I don't fully understand. It's only 2% of my port but it's since dropped like 10%.

[Anonymous No.57336933]

>>57336905
post your puts so i can laugh at you in 3 months

[Anonymous No.57336938]

>>57336896
rolled a huge short loss into an even bigger short loss and didn’t sell at break even because of greed

[Anonymous No.57336940]

>>57336896
I bought SAVE yesterday

[Anonymous No.57336945]

>>57336905
This, these normies don't realize that the world is about to end and we'll be seeing not only a crash of all stocks, all crypto, and all real estate, but a civilizational collapse, the electrical grid being taken out, and 70% of the world's population succumbing to starvation and murder over a can of tuna

[Anonymous No.57336951]

>>57336896
I have 80K sitting around in cash because I am too dumb to buy anything.

[Anonymous No.57336959]

>>57336896
I bought Birchcliff Energy 2 hours before its dividend-cutting-in-half announcement

[BagholderExtraordinaire !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57336966]

>>57336945
your id is gay and fake

[Anonymous No.57336981]

>>57336896
I use the free version of TradingView and maxed out the number of tickers on my watchlist.

[Anonymous No.57336995]

>>57336966
being gay is based and redpilled and I will rape your asshole when the stock market collapses and you're forced to sell your ass on the street for food cus you - along with anyone else who is holding cash - will have lost everythnig

[Anonymous No.57336999]

>Twitch laid off over 500 wagies in Jan 2024

>Layoffs mean fewer new features and customer support gets significantly worse overtime

>Prime gaming, the one thing that Amazon cares for, rumored to be dropped by Q3 2024 by twitch partners

>Recently, Twitch has ended support from their localized Twitter accounts

Bros I really wish this shitty company had public stocks, I would be shorting the fuck out of it right now kek

[Anonymous No.57337023]

>>57336896
I sold a penny stock a couple months back at a 45% haircut and its up 150% today (yes in one day).

[Anonymous No.57337027]

>>57336999
you can always short amazon, redditfag

[Anonymous No.57337034]

>>57336896
i sent screenshots to the group chat instead of realizing profit. the lord taketh...

[Anonymous No.57337035]

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
YOU TOLD ME NOT TO BUY NVDA/MSFT/AMD TWO WEEKS AGO BECAUSE MUH BUBBLE BUT THEY KEPT PUMPING PUMPING WHILE I STAYED 100% CASH FOR TWO WEEKS LIKE A FUCKING RETARD. YOU OWE ME MONEY.
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Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

[Anonymous No.57337040]

>>57336945
Funniest ID since the Rape 'em Kid.

[Anonymous No.57337049]

>>57337034
I ain't that priest, but I think as penance you gotta make this your background.

[Anonymous No.57337054]

>>57337023
why didn't you just keep it?

[Anonymous No.57337066]

>>57336456
Too early to say yet. Management is in panic mode and getting the buckets and duck tape to keep the ship afloat long enough to figure out how they can either salvage or scuttle it. I will be very surprised if we DON'T declare bankruptcy at this point. "When" is harder to say; Beginning of Q3 is probably a good bet though, so yeah, June-ish.

[Anonymous No.57337084]

>>57337035
you shitpost, but i'm looking forward to this sort of thing becoming very real very soon
retailbaggots have been loading up on the stonks recently

[Anonymous No.57337087]

>>57337054
You see i was bearish on it in the short term and i sold hoping to get back lower and it did fall 40-50% more but the thing is I forgot to buy back in and today I'm reminded by a 150% number on my watchlist.

[Anonymous No.57337097]

>>57337027
Impossible, amzn will just pump and be bullish if they shut Twitch down any day

[Anonymous No.57337131]

>ASs To aSs
>That after-hours price action

[Anonymous No.57337140]

>TSLA hitler plays diablo
diablo is now officially the chud's vidya

[Anonymous No.57337143]

lol, lmao even. Were are you bobo, were is your stupid ass crash? I've been waiting for 6 years now

[Anonymous No.57337147]

>>57337131
>931m market cap
>100m dilution
https://feeds.issuerdirect.com/news-release.html?newsid=6508151780274603

[Anonymous No.57337161]

>>57337143
soon™

[Anonymous No.57337166]

I think there's going to be a liquidation crash in NATGAS, shill me pure NATGAS stocks that have the most leverage to the NATGAS price.

[Anonymous No.57337171]

>>57337161
the S and Poopy dancing around ATH without breaking through is iffy

[Anonymous No.57337172]

>>57337087
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsg7z8BYTWo

[Anonymous No.57337173]

>>57336890
why so bearish? if BTC goes to 100k these 2 will deliver more

[Anonymous No.57337175]

>>57337161
That's not how fishing reels/rods work...

[Anonymous No.57337182]

>>57337040
I'm in that screenshot...
Some day I'll tell my grandch... oh wait...

[Anonymous No.57337191]

>>57337166
AR, I think?

[Anonymous No.57337193]

Not even that pooomp in yields could save bobos today. As China goes to shit, Europe is stagnating at best, where do you think money is going? The US of course. Also, apparently, everyone is working so more and wages are skyrocketing according to experts here... which means that the market has to go up.

All that crap about averaging 5-7% per year. Just buy US tech and you are average at least 50% every year. Fuckin insane but if it works, it works

[Anonymous No.57337203]

>>57337193
I agree with everything but I also raise a question of when does the fucking music stop.

[Anonymous No.57337213]

>>57337191
They hedge production...

[Anonymous No.57337214]

>>57337203
This September's dip, well, it won't stop dipping.

>Source: it came to me in a dream

[Anonymous No.57337220]

>>57337193
Nah 2 more weeks everything collapses the world splits open and the sun turns into a red giant and every human dies you'll see faggots.

[Anonymous No.57337223]

>>57337173
Gamblers will be able to gamble on spot ETF options or leveraged ETFs soon enough. Relying on Saylor to do shit is like buying BRK over the S&P.

As for MARA, Bitcoin miners are a fundamentally money losing business that were only propped up by gamblers and the lack of other ways to invest tradfi dollars in spot. Consider what happens with difficulty adjustment as BTC "lucratively" rises to 100k.

[Anonymous No.57337253]

>>57337223
>difficulty adjustment

>Implying hash rate will be able to keep up with price

[BagholderExtraordinaire !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57337283]

>>57337193
Most people aren't even participating in the work force anymore, it's like they're not educating, employed, or even training.

[Anonymous No.57337311]

>>57337203
I raise a question in turn... why should the music stop? Assuming we see continued growth in tech or if they beat expectations (which they fuckin will because expectations are fully rigged), there is no reason for US tech to dip. It is literally outclassing the rest of the world by such a huge margin that it's not even funny.

I can understand NVDA, MSFT, Broadcom, and similar since they are truly world class and not even overpriced. But fuckin MU and AMD? Imagine if NVDA was to trade at PE of AMD? NVDA would be trading at like 5000 bucks per share. Don't even get me started when it comes to MU. That one just pisses me off

[Anonymous No.57337316]

>>57337253
It doesn't need to, nor will it. But difficulty adjustment + competition from other miners certainly will! MARA, BITF, RIOT, etc all fight over the same turf.

[Anonymous No.57337324]

>>57337213
Alright, well go ahead and rummage through these guys to see one that doesn't: https://www.ftportfolios.com/Retail/Etf/EtfHoldings.aspx?Ticker=FCG

Or just see who correlates closest with spot.

[Anonymous No.57337335]

>>57337311
>I can understand NVDA, MSFT, Broadcom, and similar since they are truly world class and not even overpriced
shut the fuck up you fucking re.ddit nigger retard

[Anonymous No.57337351]

>>57337335
Come on man. They are trading at alright future PEs. MSFT is the biggest cash cow in the world with the most desired tech system in the world. NVDA has the single most desirable tech right now. Broadcom is just Broadcom.
Now yes, the growth in share price ever since 2018 in tech has been fuckin crazy but it's not unreasonable.
What is stupid is MU coming out with terrible numbers and even shittier guidance and currently trading at such high levels

US is KING btw

[Anonymous No.57337362]

>>57337351
>MSFT
>P/E: 38.14
>Yield: 0.76%

[BagholderExtraordinaire !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57337372]

>>57337311
>why should the music stop
because the fucking electrical grid gets taken out by a glow in the dark psy-op that gets joe biden reelected through blanketing the country in unsolicited mail in ballots for everyone, including the 22 million illegals he let in, the massive amounts of voter fraud will be unable to stop, we're going to have more votes in this election than citizens.

[Anonymous No.57337373]

>>57337311
Layoff (probably for remote workers) to reduce production cost -> good for earning
reduce workers cashflow to force them to liquidate their houses. -> good for inflation and yield
boost worker productivity and can cut back their bonus. -> good for earning

it is good news.

[Anonymous No.57337377]

>TFW just checked the money supply chart and it hasn't moved for a year and, while the FED was supposed to be tightening...
They're literally not allowing the market to crash.

[Anonymous No.57337401]

>>57337362
>The trailing PE ratio is 38.13 and the forward PE ratio is 34.01
Also pricing in the probably huge earnings coming this year and coming years. Not a terrible P/E.
>>57337373
Yes sir, it is. Price gouging and trimming the fat. Consumers are still nice and fat. The demand for US tech is quite literally at ATH and continues to increase. I regret so much not buying more in 2022.
>>57337377
Oh, then check this pic out

[Anonymous No.57337405]

26 y/o, $120k - $165k income (small business), married and first kid on the way. About 30k liquid and planning on buying first house soon.

What investments do I make besides grandpa VOO to insure a good future for my child? Texas based so my economy will never die

[Anonymous No.57337422]

>>57337377
>>57337401
update your charts, faggots

[Anonymous No.57337427]

TOTAL MUMOID DEATH

[Anonymous No.57337440]

Another day. They closed the offices early due to pending bad weather moving in. Who knows maybe I'll get friday off to. Aside; 30TB HDD is now a thing. Thanks to Seagate Exos.

[Anonymous No.57337447]

>>57337405
>What investments do I make
stay healthy, i guess

[Anonymous No.57337453]

>>57336951
This

[Anonymous No.57337458]

>>57337401
>>57337422
I was looking at this chart. Anyway whichever way you look at it looks like the FED is done tightening. Doesn't matter if they QT when they use another program to inject liquidity

[Anonymous No.57337462]

>>57337422
I wonder what would happen if a journalist were to show this to JPow. Oh nah nah, we are in full restrictive mode. Propping up the markets? Who? Us? Baseless accusations.
With all this knowledge, it should have been obvious to buy in 2022

[Anonymous No.57337468]

>>57336098
Fucking stockfags hate seeing this fucking stock general shit on this board in and out every goddamn day for eternity. Stupid assholes.

[Anonymous No.57337472]

>>57337458
Wrong pic. Anyway here's the chart I was looking at.

[Anonymous No.57337477]

>>57337405
SSO

[Anonymous No.57337479]

>>57336649
They’re not validated so much as they’re observed by buyers and sellers. There are bibles worth of data on trading psychology but I don’t have time for those.

basically it is a perceived area of greater resistance or support depending on the stocks movement. Keep in mind that price doesn’t move it aggregates. As this aggregation takes place buyers/sellers step in at these lines. Often times sellers and buyers lines’ meet in opposing vectors. These are “areas of confluence” and I often see volatile movements when two TLS MEET.

Why ? I don’t know and don’t believe anyone could cite to you why it exactly happens but trend lines happen in every chart. Basically those lines are representing someone’s activity (buying or selling) if an entity’s action are perceivable on the chart then I should at least take heed of the area.

Those lines can mean something during the early part of the day and then they may be ignored or the price blitz past the area.

Basically you are banking on some sort of price action at these areas. You place calls when it looks like we’ve bounced ( I use 3m for small intraday, 15m for larger 1-5dtes and the larger time frames for swings. Sorry if the reply is typed poorly started it at work and finished at home.

Most importantly don’t ever take someone’s word and make a play with that. Many of us don’t know what we don’t know.

[Anonymous No.57337480]

>>57337468
Crypto is now owned by stocks. How does that make you feel?

[Anonymous No.57337506]

>>57337472
they changed how M2 is comprised and it's said that the formula of "this + (that/1000) + the other thing" comes close to how M2 was comprised and calculated before the change.
there is no (monetary) deflation happening.

[Anonymous No.57337515]

>>57337479

[Anonymous No.57337539]

>YOUTUBE, SPOTIFY FOLLOW NETFLIX IN SNUBBING APPLE’S HEADSET || DON’T PLAN TO OFFER APPS FOR APPLE VISION PRO
IT"S OVER BEFORE IT EVEN STARTED

[Anonymous No.57337551]

>>57337462
>Oh nah nah, we are in full restrictive mode.
Even the reduction in the FED balance sheet has only come from maturity of the holdings.
Since everybody is running deficits, the debtor has to go into new debt to pay back his old debt.
It's like a revolving door + interest attached.
Debt/Money is ever expanding, so far.

Also, on a side note, just before the supposed end of the program around March 2024, retards are rushing into the BTFP last minute, offloading their holdings onto the FEDs balance sheet...

[Anonymous No.57337554]

>>57336512
I sold some of my calls. I hold 400 shares at $22. I still have 4 calls left. Stop loss set. This is fun actually.

Prepare your profits, people. Stop loss

[Anonymous No.57337563]

>>57337539
>DON’T PLAN TO OFFER APPS FOR APPLE VISION PRO
lol,
lmao even

[Anonymous No.57337590]

>>57336896
I bought MARA, made a nice ~30% profit on it, sold it, bought back in when it dipped and since then it's just kept on dipping completely wiping out my original gains

[Anonymous No.57337595]

>>57337551
>offloading their holdings onto the FEDs balance sheet...
whose decline is certainly flattening at the moment

but as you said, nobody is allowed to ask these questions

[Anonymous No.57337598]

>>57337311
What the do you think will happen to the global economy when major parts of it like China and Europe go into a recession and the Middle-East is on fire?

[Anonymous No.57337622]

>>57337595
Fuck, SVB got me good.

[Anonymous No.57337633]

>>57337598
Usa keeps pumping against all logic
Everybody who could have used their highly skilled trades and skills to repair theor country comes to the US even faster than they are now.
Total global collapse ex US

[Anonymous No.57337643]

>>57336512
you will win bigly because I was retarded enough to buy soxs today right before the recovery

[Anonymous No.57337647]

AMD will soon join the 1T club. Prove me WRONG.

[Anonymous No.57337651]

I sold amd for +12%, could have been +16% but I'll cope

[Anonymous No.57337660]

>>57337622
nobody really knows what exactly that was and the things that were offloaded to the Fed

[Anonymous No.57337673]

>>57337660
I just remember going FUCKING NOPE and emergency surface liquidating.

[Anonymous No.57337685]

>>57337405
SSO

[Anonymous No.57337694]

>Dude, you wanna crash the mall.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NPBIwQyPWE

[Anonymous No.57337700]

>>57337647
Can't believe she's Jensen's fucking cousin.

[Anonymous No.57337707]

>>57337673
who would've known that bank failures are bullish, right?
imagine if le deutsche bank actually collapsed.
SPX would be >20.000pts by now, probably.

[Anonymous No.57337708]

Just got fired from my wagie barista job. Ran 8k to 300k in 4 years with otm options, i'm thinking dividend trap no drip now. jepq and use the income cash for buying other equities. I'd like income outside of the service industry, is 1099's proving these returns and solid charisma enough to move out of service without a degree? 30yo

[Anonymous No.57337714]

>>57337694
I feel so sorry for the kids today. Avril is what we got, and all they get is fuckin Olivia Rodrigo.

[Anonymous No.57337718]

>>57337166
if I understood you correctly,
BIR.TO
CNX

[Anonymous No.57337726]

>pre-futures

[Anonymous No.57337731]

>>57337700
But but nepotism only exists in India!!!! Reeeeee!!!

[Anonymous No.57337734]

God bless XOM

[Anonymous No.57337742]

>>57337707
Whatever happened with Credit SUIZZZEE?

[Anonymous No.57337753]

>>57337742
UBS took em over at Swiss national bank gave them 50B francs or some shit. and now UBS is up 150%.

[Anonymous No.57337754]

>>57337714
her music was shit

[Anonymous No.57337755]

>>57337742
nobody cared any longer when they realized that Switzerland is a far away country with a printing press of their own...
member evergrande?

[Anonymous No.57337766]

you see uh...
>smacks giant fucking nigger monkey lips
this house can be your for
>scratches nigger belly
$125,000

[Anonymous No.57337768]

>>57337755
Was that the boat or the sketchy Chinese property developer?

[Anonymous No.57337777]

>FCFS
>UPBD
>GEO
>BIG
>RICK
What are some other predatory, sleazecore stocks?

[Anonymous No.57337786]

>>57337754
Who cares? She was hot French Canadian.

[Anonymous No.57337789]

>>57337768
The boat was Ever Given https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ever_Given#2021_Suez_Canal_grounding

[Anonymous No.57337792]

>>57337777
Deo

[Anonymous No.57337799]

Is Nvidia still a good buy?

[Anonymous No.57337800]

is there a list of companies with low to zero debt? no memestocks please

[Anonymous No.57337802]

>>57337777
ibit lmt and xom but all for other reasons

[Anonymous No.57337806]

>>57337799
Never heard of it.

[Anonymous No.57337809]

>>57337789
Sorry, I was being silly.

[Anonymous No.57337813]

>check 401k
>JNJ holding green

healthcare stockbros are we gonna be getting our comeback? Tech stocks are bloat, people are always gonna spend on health and we don't need to hit the buzzwords on the press to make revenue.

[Anonymous No.57337817]

>>57337766
Just needs a little TLC

[Anonymous No.57337819]

>>57337468
You're a dumb bigger saying dumb nigger things.

[Anonymous No.57337828]

>>57337800
oil companies food and beer typically very low or no debt, same with a ton of pharma but they actually deploy cash or take on debt for growth. Unlike the meme you hint at.

[Anonymous No.57337833]

>>57336896
I trade through chase solely because I use them for banking

I have 40k in stock there

[Anonymous No.57337840]

>>57337800
>is there a list of companies with low to zero debt
Basically all the chink internet companies.

[Anonymous No.57337850]

>>57337809
Oh ok, well just in case anyone did have that confusion :)

[Anonymous No.57337852]

>>57337590
I said if it didn't hold 21 it was a definite no buy. There are still a lot of people sitting on 70-90% profit who are probably looking to get out.

[Anonymous No.57337876]

>>57337840
>army funded intel branch
>no debt
Looks good William, just called my female broker at Goldman Sachs, put another $40k in. Should do us nicely. Now, about your son's neighborhood. Where are all these ching-changs coming from anyway? Someone ought to do something. .. Yes, I'll have the ribeye... Why just the other day out here on seven we had one of them Chinks try to play through on us. Ain't like it used to be. These kids need to put their foot down and get their pant legs rolled up and pull themselves up and do something to make this place better, like we did. Yeah, a war, put some starch in their collar putting gooks in a hole. Oh, hold on, my broker just texted, I hit my sell target, gotta decide if I'm rolling into Alibaba or if that little Vietnamese firm John was talking about is worth the effort. Maybe I'll just let the cash sweep till I get a good rubdown at the asian massage parlor and clear my mind. Oh yeah, over on Walnut and Pine. Ask for the happy ending. Ahh shit, my daughters calling again...

[Anonymous No.57337883]

>>57336896
I dropped mid 5 figures on IBIT opening day.

[Anonymous No.57337891]

>>57337800
Lots of Japanese companies dont hold debt, but not having debt is generally bad practice as it means they arent using their equity to leverage growth. It shows a lack of confidence and a lack of care for growth.

[Anonymous No.57337892]

>>57337876
Keked.

[Anonymous No.57337936]

>>57337753
>and now UBS is up 150%.
anon wasn't kidding lol

[Anonymous No.57337944]

>>57337766
bargain

[Anonymous No.57337946]

June 2032

[Anonymous No.57337958]

>>57337946
>June 2032
Umm what happens on June 2032?

[Anonymous No.57337986]

>Pakistan carries out military strikes on separatist targets in Iran following deadly attack on its own soil by Tehran

[Anonymous No.57337992]

>>57336505
+0.03%
thanks to KOLD and OIL

[Anonymous No.57338006]

>>57337958
I dont know, we'll see

[Anonymous No.57338016]

>>57338006
>we'll see
Or will we...

[Anonymous No.57338027]

>>57338016
Actually, I just checked my notes, and probably not I guess

[Anonymous No.57338035]

>>57337958
The next bubble pops.

[Anonymous No.57338043]

Wow did bears really go short this afternoon lmao what a move

[Anonymous No.57338049]

gap down tomorrow
checkems

[Anonymous No.57338051]

>>57338027

[Anonymous No.57338074]

>>57338035
The glowniggers won't allow it...

[Anonymous No.57338086]

>>57338049
denied

[Anonymous No.57338104]

>>57338043
Finally I can post this again.

[Anonymous No.57338141]

>>57338027
Your notes must have said
NIGGERS AND JEWS
son,
NIGGERS AND JEWS

[Anonymous No.57338150]

Remember daily inflation is 3x nvdas daily performance. Did you win?

[Anonymous No.57338153]

>>57338141
id ont' know, maybe
i can't read my own hanwriting most of the tinea dsctualy

[Anonymous No.57338160]

>>57338104
lol surely he feels that way for real

[Anonymous No.57338164]

>muh amd makes no profit
>muh nvda to $100

Kek

[Anonymous No.57338167]

>>57338150
So are we just going to end up with an economy of trading fractional NVDA shares for everything?

[Anonymous No.57338175]

So the 2-day nigger holiday dump healed in just a single day. Can we assume the nigger month dump will take 2 weeks to heal then?

[Anonymous No.57338177]

>>57338164
I've seen people in threads outside of /biz/ laughing at the bears here for being short semis

[Anonymous No.57338181]

>>57338150
I did. Fomoing half my portfolio around like a fucking retard seems to be paying off.

[Anonymous No.57338193]

>>57338177
I mean bears aren't wrong that the stocks are overvalued af, but the FED isn't draining liquidity and is propping up this market.

[Anonymous No.57338195]

>>57338181
Is that you, SOXL shill? I'm really looking forward to it getting to 50 but I wish it would hurry up

[Anonymous No.57338210]

>>57338195
Nah, I'm not the lumtard.

[Anonymous No.57338218]

>>57336268
MSTR got heemed by proxy outflows, probably still undervalued with $41k BTC

[Anonymous No.57338244]

>>57338218
>undervalued when compared to this totally fake and gay scam
https://youtu.be/eneB3s9bCdI?t=125

[Anonymous No.57338264]

Time to cook my next HELFY meal
I looked at the recipe, and these instructions are terrible. I don't understand what they want me to do with these cucumbers, it's bizarre

[Anonymous No.57338271]

likely that we're seeing another sever-sigma-beat for january jobs as well as a revision higher of employment (em-ploy-ment) numbers from last month.

[Anonymous No.57338286]

>>57338244
when is IBIT getting an options chain?

[Anonymous No.57338287]

>>57338264
>I don't understand what they want me to do with these cucumbers,
Well HELFY anon, I can make a few suggestions...

[Anonymous No.57338290]

>>57337766
that's not the actual price of that house.
it's a pending sale stuck in the hands of an estate executor, the buyer probably bailed out. the tax assessment is only $32k and there's lead paint. that property will sell for $35k tops and then it will be demo'd and the lot cleared.

[Anonymous No.57338297]

All I do is lose money.
I fucking hate my life.

[Anonymous No.57338301]

>retards at schwab can't calculate cost/share correctly
I miss tda

[Anonymous No.57338308]

>>57337590
sic semper cryptofag, lick your wounds and then never look back

[Anonymous No.57338315]

Wow look at TSM hahahaha

[Anonymous No.57338353]

>>57337173
>miners sell hundreds of BTC every single quarter
>actually it's a good thing that they're unloading BTC at $48k no wait $47k no wait $46k no wait $45k no wait $44k no wait $43k no wait $42k no wait $41k
>imagine if they were stupid enough to have not done that, and then bitcoin goes to $100k, and they still had 50% more BTC than they had last summer???
wow yeah the future is bright dude, can't wait for the halving

[Anonymous No.57338372]

>>57338287
I'm gonna guess >>57337131 >>57337147

[Anonymous No.57338375]

WHY CANT CSCO GO UP
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS IS FUCKING MSFT AND AND NVDA

[Anonymous No.57338378]

sorry about tup today guys, we will commence the mooning here shortly

[Anonymous No.57338385]

>>57338297
Swap everything to SPY and take some paper trades while you figure out what you're doing wrong.

[Anonymous No.57338387]

>>57336576
we're counting YTD already? it's only 18 days in. alright shit
>>57336505
+0.01%
YTD 2.48%

[Anonymous No.57338393]

>>57338264
Get yourself a forester bit and a cordless drill.
Hollow out cucumber
Season inside with olive oil
Microwave cucumber
Insert penis
Think about money and big gains
Enjoy

[Anonymous No.57338396]

>>57338378
You can just switch to IWC and avoid those crazy ups-and-downs.

[Anonymous No.57338408]

>>57338393
Kek.

[Anonymous No.57338413]

>soxl
think were going to 32 today lads.

[Anonymous No.57338415]

>>57337220
>Nah 2 more weeks everything collapses the world splits open and blah blah blah blah
>Nah 2 more weeks everything collapses
>2 more weeks everything collapses
>everything collapses
>collapses
>collapse
>llap

[Anonymous No.57338419]

We are exactly 0.2 points away from bonds inverting.

[Anonymous No.57338427]

>>57338415
Now that's due diligence LLAP baggies could've used a couple weeks ago.

[Anonymous No.57338428]

>>57338301
Did you by any chance start a new position on something you'd recently sold at a loss? The Schwab website forces wash sale adjustments into the formula. Also, put Average Trade Price in your custom columns in thinkorswim.

[Anonymous No.57338438]

>>57338428
No, the cost basis is completely wrong for some reason.

[Anonymous No.57338449]

I have capital losses carried over over $30,000, but I can only use $3000 per year. Is there any way to leverage this carry over beyond the $3000 deduction per year???

[Anonymous No.57338450]

>>57338396
Oh no why did you tell me about this. I-is there a leveraged version?

[Anonymous No.57338451]

>>57338438
Is it a position that was moved from TDA?

[Anonymous No.57338457]

>>57338438
That happened to me recently. I had to call and complain for them to fix it. Thankfully a week later my female broker called me to tell me it was all OK. They're in the "just give people free money" phase of customer retention.

[Anonymous No.57338461]

>>57338419
>We are exactly 0.2 points away from bonds inverting.
wat?

[Anonymous No.57338467]

>>57338461
Look at 2Y and 10Y clueless retard.

[Anonymous No.57338471]

>>57338451
Nah
>>57338181
somehow 114,400+110,000 = 229,318.26? Just realized this now.

[Anonymous No.57338485]

>>57338450
Unless ETF DB's steering me wrong, sorry, no. Closest you can get is leveraged IWM/Russell 2k with TNA or URTY.

That said, IWC has a little bit of an options chain. So if you want excitement you could look up how to calculate leverage on a call and build your own 3x position.

[Anonymous No.57338491]

>>57338457
I'm too shy to talk to my female broker.

[Anonymous No.57338519]

>>57338471
Shit, that's a yuge difference too. I called them today about the exact same issue.

[Anonymous No.57338529]

Schwab, more like KWAB amirite lmao gottem

[Anonymous No.57338532]

Baking a thread to Poem-anon

[Anonymous No.57338537]

>>57338177
it is era of semi-dollar right now and bears are still learning it.

[Anonymous No.57338545]

>>57338519
Yeah, I dont think it matters. like the market value is correct so should be fine.

[Anonymous No.57338548]

>>57338512
>>57338512
>>57338512
Baked

[Anonymous No.57338567]

I remember when I bought NVDA at $300 and it went down to $200 and I lost $4,000 and I never bought NVDA again.