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My dad is going to buy me a house because I quit smoking.

>> No.57335415
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57335415

>>57335397
light up a cig right after you sign the closing paperwork

>> No.57335430

>>57335397
True if big. Congrats

>> No.57335567

>>57335397
quitting smoking right now, all I'm getting in return is anger, fuck you and your dad.

>> No.57335582

>>57335397
Just show him you actually want to live at this point

>> No.57335584

>>57335567
use vapes

>> No.57335603
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>>57335397

Both of my parents are dirt poor and leaving me with nothing.

>> No.57335618

>>57335584
nah alredy fell for that

>start vaping
>tastes so fucking good
>the nicotine hits so hard
>feel like shit but keep doing it
>burn through a disposable vape in one month, never buy another out of fear

fuck this pussy ass shit, I'm going cold turkey like a real one.

>> No.57336557
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>>57335397
I quit smoking and my family just said "finally", at least it will all be money for my TOGE, but it never hurts to have someone congratulate you for quitting

>> No.57336604

>>57336557
>I quit smoking
fucking finally (congratulations anon!)

>> No.57336628

>>57335397
my dad is an alcoholic gambler on welfare and is going to kick me out of the house because he hates me

>> No.57336631
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57336631

Sounds like you give Daddy good head you little bitch.

>> No.57336636

>>57335397
Rich kid loser. I hope you get a bad cough

>> No.57336653

Nicotine is too good. Nothing like that tightness in your chest just melting away after a drag.

>> No.57336662

>>57336557
everyone eventually gives up something to gamble

>> No.57336670

>>57335397
this thread again

>> No.57336674

>>57336636
very jealous. and bitter.
ngmi

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>>57335397
good job on quitting and based rich dad
to the anons itt saying they quit or are quitting and got nothing, congratulations to you as well
i quit two years ago and "got nothing," but the benefits of not smoking is enough of a reward for it to have been more than worth it

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>>57335603
That is actually a good thing anon.
Trust me, not only will you appreciate money more, but you wont have family feuds, wont feel in debted to family and all that bs.
They gave you a clean sleivht, you cant ask for more

Yeah like this anon kek>>57336628
if ur 18 or over anon find a fucking job and go rent a room lmao. Even coffee shop job will do


>>57336557
>>57335567
>>57335397
The smoke jew is strong, it fucks with your teeth, skin, heart and lungs. Stay strong , im clean since like last year september.

>>57336684
Very nice anon