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573344 No.573344 [Reply] [Original]

You have 10 seconds to say how you would realistically (no dumb shit like prostitution, sell drugs, go on a dumb ass adventure abroad) make money if you were

>25
>NEET
>basic education
>no job experience
>no friends no gf no contacts
>no saved money
>no car
>live with mom
>depressed/apathetic af
>shitty at learning things that feel like work
>ideally i should be on welfare but living on a shitty country
>live in spain

>> No.573346

dang, your parents fucked up pretty bad.

>> No.573349

Im 23 but in the same boat...starting CBT this week though to rework my brain so i can gtfo and actually start being a man

>> No.573352

>>573344
first I would either try moving to a country that does not have around 50% unemployment or if not i would actually deal drugs or something.

Seriously if you live in a country that shitty, I would give up on searching for a real job and just have to make money illegally til you can move to a different country or get a job there and start making money legally.

>> No.573357

Paint yourself silver and do the robot on the street for Americans

>> No.573366

>live in spain

you're fucked

>> No.573371

learn programming languages

>> No.573377

why do you make this thread every week?

learn how to program

now fuck off

>> No.573379

>>573371
And do what?

>> No.573387

>>573344
get physically healthy, your mind will follow.

>> No.573389

>>573379
programm websites and apps

maybe OP has some luck and is able to sell a app to Yahooo or something for 10.000 dollar

You need no money to create a product nowdays

>> No.573391

>>573379
Write a script that posts this thread on /biz/ every day

>> No.573396

>>573389
Ok. Thanks for reply

>> No.573398

>>573387
This guy knows what's up.
Start lifting seriously since you have no better things to do. Atleast people will notice you and you'll become not only physically attractive but also socially.

>> No.573421

why sell drugs when you could just grow modly rye and sell ergotamine salts on the dark net for like fiddy million dollars.

>> No.573430

Reminds me when I was driving in California and on an intersection there was a 20 something druggie looking bitch holding up a cardboard sign "I'm broke an need money but I'm not a hooker or a stripper!". Oh you're too good for that? But you're not too good to take my hard earned money for nothing? Yeah, that's cool, lemme just find an ATM real quick, cupcake

>> No.573446

>>573344

plenty of americans will pay for spanish conversation online via skype

>> No.573489

>>573352
>no saved money
> (no dumb shit like prostitution, sell drugs, go on a dumb ass adventure abroad)

>> No.573491

>>573389
yeah, OP can also win the lottery

>> No.573492

>>573430
Have fun getting stabed by a poor faggot

>> No.573503

Why not try to be a drug.dealer but only deal in legal highs

>> No.573509

Go protest against the Euro!

>> No.573512

>shitty at learning things that feel like work

So you're a lazy cunt who thinks the world owes him a living?

>> No.573513

Get your security guard license.

>> No.573656

>>573512
I dont choose the chemicals in my brains that make me feel things.

>> No.573692

>>573656

Not with that attitude you don't you fucking faggot.

>> No.573727

10 seconds? Um... uh... wait, how much time do I have left? OP? OP! DANG IT! Sorry, OP. I couldn't think of it in time.

>> No.573735

>>573344
If you're a female, prostitution is not a dumb option >:(

>> No.573907

>>573344
This week again!?
You mean a whole week passed and you havent done shit?

>> No.573997

>>573907
I cant do shit.

>> No.574000 [DELETED] 

>>573692
Send me 100 Bitcoin or die of fanf f caofkeofkoefsdokpoksdfpoksdopfspdo FUCK THIS PLANET HEEARTH EHHEHEHEHE SUCK MY FAGOT DOKS DICKS UDCKS DUCKS EJHHEHEHEHHEEHHEHEEHHEHHEEHHHEHEEHFD930490930940234390240932490234902349023943904302409234923904320402394904904444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444943904302409234923904320402394904904444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444943904302409234923904320402394904904444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444943904302409234923904320402394904904444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444943904302409234923904320402394904904444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444943904302409234923904320402394904904444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444943904302409234923904320402394904904444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444943904302409234923904320402394904904444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444943904302409234923904320402394904904444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444943904302409234923904320402394904904444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444943904302409234923904320402394904904444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444943904302409234923904320402394904904444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444943904302409234923904320402394904904444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444943904302409234923904320402394904904444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444943904302409234923904320402394904904444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444943904302409234923904320402394904904444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444943904302409234923904320402394904904444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444943904302409234923904320402394904904444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444

>> No.574001

Invest in PND and lost the remainder of your money.

Le revolutionary dev team, le revolutionary cryptocurrency ideas and le releases

we r chinese legun we are slant eyed gooks

>> No.574006

>>574001
actually i have 380K of these that I mined the first day. i cant believe i didnt sell this shit the other day for 0.1. now i'll just hold them for the lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

>> No.574010

>>574006
I am kicking myself for not selling at 14 sat. fucking chinese scammers i shouldve' known

>> No.574033

idk what spain is like but
it sounds like first and foremost you need to get out of your house. if you don't take that first step you're not going to ever be able to do anything.

i'm not saying move, i'm just saying.. go outside. i imagine you spend a lot of time indoors. you need to be out so you can find the things you enjoy doing that don't feel like work to you, so you're prompted to learn to do them.

even if it's not something you can make into a career, just getting into the rhythm of being a real person is what matters.

but i don't know what sort of area you live in, what's available, what you like, what interests you, etc..

for reference i am a mostly friendless, typically depressed basement dweller, but i have a job i love very much that keeps me fed, clothed, and pays my bills. i got it because my mom got sick of my shit and found me a volunteer opportunity that developed slowly into real work. so.. i hear you.

>> No.574051

>>573344
landscaping

seriously

i don't know if spain has landscaping like in america but they will hire fucking ANYONE. if you don't do herioine you're also a treasured commodity

>> No.574211

Post on Wizardchan.

>> No.574231

>>573344
Join the military.

>> No.574264

get a job at a call center

>> No.574267

>>573344
Start prospecting for jobs in richer countries of the EU (hint: Sweden, England, Luxembourg, Germany, etc.)

>> No.574269

>>573349
wow I never knew the power of cock ball torture

truly amazing

>> No.574270

>>573344
Having no contacts, no family, no job experience and stuff is actually a chance since you've got nothing to hold you back in your country. In another country of the EU, in another language, you'll be another man, and your wage should be much higher than anything equivalent in Spain.

>> No.574281

>>574269
Cognitive Behavioral Therapy but hopefully the therapist does torture my genitals

>> No.574289

>>573349
You're a fucking faggot for needing CBT to rewire your brain. How about your parents kick you out, I'm sure that that would rewire your brain

>> No.574377

>>574270
And how do I magically become valuable to then?
If at least I could get on welfare in one of these ridiculous countries that pay shit tons it would be worth something.
>>574033
I should start lifting again, going to gym was a good excuse to go out but i feel like shit in the morning and i dont want to go in the evening, too much people and cant use the machines.
The only thing that i enjoy and dont feel like work is videogames, making music, and fucking (i fuck like 2 or 3 models a year when i can save 200€)

>> No.574379

>>574377
>inb4 dont waste that money in women
Yeah sure because if I didnt do this I would be alive by now.

>> No.574394

>>574377
In these countries, even low-paying jobs give an actual good pay. For example, minimum wage in Luxembourg is 1920 euros per month, and that's for the absolute bottom of society. You really don't need high skills, degrees or whatever.

>> No.574395

Web dev

>> No.574398

>>574394
Yeah, and living there is expensive as fuck so you are fucked anyway.

>>574395
how, everyone is doing it. can i make a living by making webs on wordpress and joomla? if not then im fucked.

>> No.574406

>>574398
>living there is expensive

But you still have more money at the end of the month than now. Life may be 2 times more expensive, but the average salary is 3 times larger. You win.

Also VAT is only 15% maximum there, and taxes are quite low.

>> No.574435

>>573344
Get a job you fat asshole.

>> No.574452

>>573344
>hey internet please spoonfeed me like my mommy has been doing for the past 25 years because im too fucking lazy to do anything by myself

I know people like you and even if we give you the perfect advice you're not going to follow through because you've lived as a NEET for at least 5 years and have zero discipline or work ethic. The only thing you can do is instantly ALT-F4 your web browser and start working. Get the fuck off your computer you fucking disgusting nerd and quit everything. Yes, no more video games or anime. You don't deserve fun until you've worked at least 12 hours/day for a month straight. Maybe at that point you can claim you're on your way to making it, but we all know you're going to sit there, make excuses, and watch more fucking childrens tv shoes AKA anime.

>> No.574490

>>573344
NEET here, but not in Spain. I make money by going around to offices that are throwing out late-model computers and refurbishing them.

Most of the time the machines are not that old, only 3-5 years, but a lot of people just consider them "worthless" and throw them out. End of each business day is prime time for picking since that is when the recycling starts. I don't have a car, get everywhere on my Honda scooter, carry the laptops either in a backpack or a milk crate tied to the back. Take them home, often the only thing they need is a new hard drive (more often than not the original has been destroyed), but a few also need new batteries. I make anywhere from $20 to $100 per computer, and shift anywhere from 3 to 15 per week. In theory I could potentially make up to $70,600 doing this, but because of the huge variability I see much less than that; it looks like I'm going to be making just over $31,000 this year.

The nice thing is, about 40% of that profit is tax-free untraceable cash, so the government thinks I am living below the poverty line. As a result I get all sorts of tax refunds, which probably boost my income to $32,000. I share a shitty 3-bedroom basement apartment with two working-class roommates doing really terrible jobs (drywall, demolition, landscaping), and while they don't know it I actually do make more than either of them. I have lots of free time to watch anime and play vidya, but I cannot recommend this line of work for anything other than a short-term stopgap, it is so unpredictable and shitty. And there is always the risk that you can be arrested; I have been stopped by building security at least a dozen times, and arrested by the police once for trespassing. I always feel like committing suicide when I see my classmates from High School making $60k a year at a good job, with a gf, a proper car and a house.

But hey, beats making nothing.

>> No.574491

>>573344
Get hard skills, that's the only way to make money. Become a medical equipment technician, a teacher, an engineer, a lawyer, a programmer, doesn't matter.
It's delirious and delusional to think you'll make money without an extremely high amount of luck if you have no hard skills.

But prostitution does work, it's hardly any more shameful than being a NEET at 25.

>> No.574645

>>574490
That's an amazing story

>> No.574648
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>>574452
>shoes

>> No.574651

>>574490
How do you launder you're money?
For hypothetical purposes of course

>> No.574707

>>574651
he doesnt, its casg, uncle sam isnt hunting down people with chump change. He probably spends it on rent and necessitys

>> No.574886

>>574707
Well not really Uncle Sam, seeing as I live in Canada. But yeah, if cash comes in, it's just cash, no need to launder or anything, it never existed. Not like it's really worth having the CRA auditors unleashed for like $1.5k worth of taxes.

I was originally aiming to go to university or college and get out of this, but seeing as it's now been more than 4 years since I graduated high school, I think it is probably too late for me.

>>574645
I'm not sure if there was a hint of derision in there, but thank you.

>> No.574892

your mom should have stopped encouraging this lifestyle of yours for years now

>> No.574931

>>574435

im skinny as fuk

>> No.574932

>>573344

280000 spanish left spain in search of jobs

http://www.dw.de/unemployed-youth-turn-their-backs-on-spain/a-16703572

>> No.574936

>>574452
I dont watch anime neither i like ponies or any of that shit you fucking clown. I dont even play videogames these days, boring.
Lets hear that "perfect advice".

>> No.574944

>>574491
what about muh trading
>teacher: i cant talk in public
>engineer: im 25 and cant do it due my brain being a certain way
>lawyer: i cant talk in public
>programmer im shitty

Can I make fucking money making websites in joomla and wordpress yes or fucking no

>> No.574947

i cant get out of this prison
every day is absolutely the same

>> No.575009

Apply to any min wage job like Walmart or McDs. Call in a few hours or the next day asking to speak to the Manager and say you can come in for an interview anytime today. Worked for me when I was younger. Worked for my little Sister a few days ago, and they weren't even hiring. Work there for about a year for customer service experience. Then you can get some call center/sales rep job making about $30K. Or apply to banks. If you have cash handling experience, you should get a bank teller position when they're hiring. Then work towards becoming personal banker (the person that annoys you while you wait in line asking if you've opened a savings account yet). They make decent money too.

Of course you can go to community college while working to get a better job. Or go to a temp agency. They'll find you a warehouse/manufacture position making $10-12/hour but you'll never move up or make anything more.

It's not hard to get a job. I live in a small town. Just stop being lazy. Checking Indeed.com and SnagAJob isn't job hunting.

>> No.575028

>>574944
Wow you are a treat. I wouldn't help a retarded manchild like you

>> No.575031

>>573344

Military.