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How do I immigrate to USA?

>> No.57333873

h1b
or donkey

>> No.57333897

>>57333873
you forgot fence vaulting and tunneling

>> No.57333899
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57333899

>>57333850
Pic related.

>> No.57333901

Don't you just walk in these days?

>> No.57333924

>>57333850
just move to mexico and walk over the border

>> No.57333925

Just go to Mexico and cross the border lmao

this country has no laws

>> No.57333936

>>57333850
>cross border
>anyway you can
>get apprehended
>claim you’re seeking asylum from political and religious persecution
>get court date five years later
>get released
>do whatever you want for five years
If you’re smart you’ll have an anchor baby and then you’re set

>> No.57334001

>>57333936
Does that work if I'm Technically white, but internally black: East Slavonic?

>> No.57334037

>>57334001
You could also claim to be trans, and claim persecution that way too. Even better if you can forge a Ukrainian accent. This country lets anyone in as long as you claim asylum

>> No.57334086

>>57333850
Are you white? Post hand.

>> No.57334469

>>57333850
Just walk through southern border, they wont even try to stop you