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The S&P will be down 2.6% and NASDAQ will be down 3.4% tomorrow by 2:47 pm (ET). Enjoy your evening, sweet dreams

>> No.57328489

what if we just return to zirp?

>> No.57328537

Put me in the screenshot if this anon ends up being right

>> No.57328540

>>57328475
Oh dear god y-you mean we'll be at prices we we we w-were at a month ago? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA..... Ok

>> No.57328559

>>57328475
>The S&P will be down 2.6% and NASDAQ will be down 3.4% tomorrow
>2.6% and 3.4%
kek is that bearish on the boomer world?

>> No.57328576

>2%
literally nothing lmao, that's hourly volatility in crypto

>> No.57328600

3,4% down catastrophic event
damn watch your pacemaker uncle boomer

>> No.57328676

>>57328475
that's nice grandpa. now let's get you back to bed.

>> No.57328727

>>57328475
K

>> No.57328757

>-2.6%
wowzers, better get your spare cathether ready for that one gramps

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57328859

>3% is devastating
what leverage are these grandpas operating on?
my shitcoin went up 80% this week so i sold some and i feel nothing from it.
are boomer stocks only worth it if youve already made it and just want to park your money in an etf and fuck off for a few years?

>> No.57328921

>>57328859
You have to understand that the boomers will collectively complain if their stocks don’t go up. They’re so pampered and gay that there’s an institution called SEC that makes sure anything that doesn’t go up in value is deemed a scam.

>> No.57329251

>>57328475
That's nice but I hope it dumps even more. Boomers will start civil war if it falls 10% for sure.

>> No.57329316

>>57328475

Thanks nigga

>> No.57330042

>>57328600
kek

>> No.57330187

if we open green or flat I'll drop $200 on a 0day SPX put just for you OP

>> No.57330281

>>57328475
i sleep.

>> No.57330296

> A devastating event is going to happen tomorrow
OPEX is Friday, lmao

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57330320

Eh I only have a few stocks and that’s in uranium and LLAP

>> No.57330346

Keep this alive to laugh at OP

>> No.57330406

>>57328475
That's like a 5 minute candle in crypto. Who gives a fuck

>> No.57330445

>>57328475
We dont get crashes during the day session. News always comes after hours, so the whales can exit pre-market. We need a bank run though, nice 15%er

>> No.57330480

>>57328475
Reported for racism. Black swans are racist.

>> No.57330542

>>57330406
For boomers -2% in a day wipes out 20 years of gains

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57330650

>>57328475
>The S&P will be down 2.6%
Bitcoin went down 15% the other day when S&P went down 0.7%.
Dear God
This means bitcoin will be going down at least 60%

>> No.57330661

>>57330650
Bitcoin will hit the low to mid 30's before they light the wick.

>> No.57332082

>>57330650
So what nigga just stop caring

>> No.57332151
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57332151

>>57328475
President Slow Briben is going to address the nation, where he'll likely do something communist and gay, such as forgiving $0.5T in student loans which will goose the stonk market.
Always do the opposite of what /biz/ says

>> No.57332713

>>57328475
Markets look fine right now.

>> No.57333310

>>57328600
anything over 2.5% is statistically significant for the top 3