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>2018
>36 years old
>own 94 BTC
>tfw still a kissless virgin

>> No.5731979
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5731979

>>5731921
feel

>> No.5732049

Now you know how to make money, keep doing that & start to research fitness & health. Look into an outdoor hobby to like hiking.

Work on yourself like you work your portfolio, ever day make small improvements.

>> No.5732073

>>5731921
I'm 36 too.
Was a virgin until 27, and now I'm married to a blonde bombshell 7 years my junior who has a very successful career, living in one of the nicest houses in town.

I'll offer you an average novella's worth of written advice for 1 BTC.

>> No.5732085

Just buy a hooker holy shit.

If you must have a real girl spend some money on a good haircut and some nice clothes. go to bars.

>> No.5732104

>>5731921
I'd pay 3 or 4 escorts to fuck me shilly for 2 days. After that you can keep with your life.

>> No.5732112

If you give me a bitcoin I'll let you fuck my bitch

>> No.5732121

>>5731921
I’ll kiss you for 1 BTC.

>> No.5732146

>>5731921
>>own 94 BTC

begging thread starting in 3...2...1....

>> No.5732164

>>5731921
Sell your BTC before the crash (aka NOW) and fuck some hookers

>> No.5732234

Jesus christ my brother

Pay me 2 BTC and I'll get you a long term girlfriend regardless of what you look like/act like, no joke. Where you at?

>> No.5732319

hey op, i will let u put it in my ass for free, then i will kill you and steal all your btc

>> No.5732377

>>5732234

I don't want to give out too much information because of things like this >>5732319

thanks for the offer though

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5732405

>>5731921

Could be worse, KV and dont even have 1 BTC here

reeeeee

>> No.5732459 [DELETED] 

Bro! Read "Mate" by Tucker Max and/or listen to his podcasts "The Mating Life" and get yourself laid!

You can thank me for the advice with a BTC donation - 16p63MVRwzdGi9kry4fQwATkRGxYZGygnX

Cheers

>> No.5732485

>>5732049

I've been pretty fit my entire life, hasn't helped much

>> No.5732548

larpers itt

>> No.5732858

>>5732073

How about just some pointers?

>>5732085
>>5732104
>>5732112

ive thought about it but i seems like it would take away from the expereinnce not to mentiom HIV/STD risks

>> No.5732872

Think you should go to www.singledudetravel.com Traveling helps you discover yourself and you will find freedom. Plus women love a guy that travels, pussy will come find you. Plus you get a rounded out worldview and you will realize your value in society OP.

If this helped you, buy some KNC or RLX- they're coins that give you Vietnam exposure. Or you can buy OMG that gives you Thailand exposure. Then go to these countries OP, it's better because you are coming with a purpose, you will not drift aimlessly. Women love a man with direction and if they see you are in another country and you're a man on a mission, women will line up to bang you dude. Hope this helped!

>> No.5732892

>>5731921
Buy a woman. Stop being a faggot

>> No.5732933

>>5732858
if you're not larping then you could easily buy an expensive escort who definitely won't have an STD you fag

>> No.5732953

Oh and don't tell anyone when you're traveling about your BTC. Women will smell the sense of a man on a mission; that will be enough

>> No.5732983

>>5731921

Jesus Christ, whores in Amsterdam accept bitcoin.

Go fuck your brains out and have yourself a nice trip through the countryside.

>> No.5733018

>>>/fit/
You're welcome.

>> No.5733063

>>5732858
>what are condoms

>> No.5733092

>>5732085
hookers dont count for losing virginity. it's like jacking off with a sex doll.

>> No.5733098

>>5733018
This. OP should probably pay attention to the nofap and fasting generals

>> No.5733116

>>5732858
People have been giving you pointers anon. Listen to them. Work on yourself like you do your portfolio. Stay fit, go to a good mens salon and spend $50 on a haircut. Go buy nice, well fitting clothes. They don't have to be gucci dude, women don't even like that shit. Nice pair of jeans, simple tshirts and button ups, maybe some sweaters. Don't overdo it, and don't be flashy. Be yourself. SHOES ARE IMPORTANT. Again, doesn't have to be flashy. I can help a lot more for a small fee if you want.

>> No.5733170

>>5732858
you can get a fucking porn star that is checked every fucking day.

take a look at any porno, you like the girl? 1btc and you can fuck her and her friends

>> No.5733213

>>5732933
>if you're not larping then you could easily buy an expensive escort who definitely won't have an STD you fag

It's their job to have sex with numerous men, why would there not be a huge risk? Are the expensive ones genetically engineered to be immune? what am I missing?

>> No.5733214

>>5733092
keep telling you that. A nice young escort moaning on top of you counts in my book.

>> No.5733258

>>5733213

expensive ones do very few selected people, and with the very expensive tests are usually involved.

>> No.5733308

>>5733258
Where does one find actual high class escorts?

>> No.5733338

>>5732858
>How about just some pointers?
You don't unroot a lifetime of entrenched complexes with some pointers.

I don't really need the money, and you could easily spare it.
I'd just enjoy the project, and it would be extremely easy for me.

>> No.5733412

>>5733308

google, lol. I could tell you in germany, but I don't think that would help.

>> No.5733421

>>5733338
quads for truth

>> No.5733478

>>5733116
What kind of shoes should I wear I have all that other shit?

>> No.5733504

>>5733412
I might be travelling to Amsterdam and Germany soon to be honest so tell me. I know about the public indexes for hookers they have there but those seem like normal 100-250$ dollar hookers.

Would love to order an actual 5k$ bombshell.

>> No.5733572

Come here so you can be double the man you are right now https://discord.gg/5xgXSpn

>> No.5733597

>>5733478
It depends what you mean by all that other shit. How old are you? What kind of look are you going for? What kind of women are you trying to attract?

>> No.5733639

>>5733597
I have jeans, shirts and button ups. But Im lost when it comes to shoes. Any suggestions? Im in university.

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5733673

>>5733421
Those aren't quads

>> No.5733720

chicks are pretty shallow so dressing like mark zuckerburg and driving a Volkswagen Golf is not gonna get the them onto your balls. You should get an nice expensive watch and buy some nice cloths

>> No.5733730

>>5733639
Nice pair of leather boots for dressing up. High top vans for casual. EZPZ

>> No.5733772

>>5733673
misread. fucking sue me for actually trying to help the autists here

>> No.5733814

>>5731921
Here's the trick.

Open a self defense for women gym.

Notice which woman need help with self defense.

Utilize to your advantage.

>or just eat proper, dress well and start going to church.

>> No.5733842

>>5733814

That's pretty fucked up, desu

>> No.5734075

>>5731921
same mate, my mom keeps encouraging me to go travel, or buy a beach front condo, or buy a sports car, but all i do is lay in bed and cry because no gf

>> No.5734192

>>5733730
Thanks bud

>> No.5734800

>>5733842
Meet a girl and don't tell her about your money until you find the one girl who you love. Then tell her you guys can do whatever you want, wealth has nothing to do with love. BTC donation 1B91qraGgtuGPYwv89YKCQBcasZjULE4Nd thank me later

Also, buy a cat

>> No.5734867

>>5734800
Here's ethereum if that's better lol 0xFaad40A72D261dDB87B2191368eB2f93d16E5a66

>> No.5734901

>>5732858
I'm about to go to sleep. Hit me up if you're down.

And if you have any doubts regarding my writing chops, I'm a pro interpreter who speaks 5 languages and writes pages of text in between blinking.

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a larper and a thousand moronic kids thread

>> No.5734966

>>5731921
Buy the nobra twin charger. It will give your stronger orgasms than any girl ever can. And all in under 1 minute.

>> No.5735047

>>5734800

I think he was suggesting to take physical advantage of her

>> No.5735054

>>5732872

I second this advice. Travel will change you and you have enough to travel well for the rest of your days. Why the hell not? I guarantee you head around the world, you will come back a changed man and all your problems right now will seem so small.

>> No.5735428

>>5734901
>speaks 5 languages

Which ones?

>> No.5735448

>>5733842
Don't listen to these clueless cunts. You need to find a younger girl with daddy issues and show off your money. Prowl for hooters girls and strippers. They will genuinely like you somewhat, unlike an escort.

>> No.5735504

>>5735428
French, German, English, Dutch, and basic Russian and Japanese.
That's not counting indistinguishable dialects.

>> No.5735585

>>5735504

holy shit. thats impressive

>> No.5735712

>>5735585
Thanks. Doesn't technically add up to five, but I use that number as a kind of average.

>> No.5735892

>>5733504
why stop there? get two

>> No.5735953

>>5735585
Also, my language skills have paid off very nicely for me, so like I said I don't need the money.
It's just that I like to write so I grab any motivation that I can.

>> No.5736025

>>5732049
>>5731921
fuck all this nonsense OP. you need to start talking to women

>> No.5736215

>>5735448
This right here OP. I know I'm only 24 but go to a local bar on a Friday night and this shit should work.

I could get some of those old skanks I used to know so under sell them. Don't want those hoes sticking around bro. PUMP AND DUMP

>> No.5736273

>>5731921
Just dgaf anon
Lift and read the red pill

>> No.5736276

>>5736215
OP, trivial sex will not give you any long term satisfaction. Travel and find a woman who doesn't know about your wealth

>> No.5736358

>>5735448
>>5736215
OP wants meaningful encounters, trying to strong-arm it with these tactics will only put him off.
Nothing worse to people in his position than sloppy women throwing themselves at you, no matter how hot they are.

>> No.5736545

>>5735585
I'm out. If you want the advice, make another thread tomorrow.
Deleutenji.

>> No.5736666

>>5736358
Nothing wrong with loose women from time to time. Might bring out the inner man in OP.

But if he's looking long term I'd agree with the traveling and meeting a nice local lady to wine and dine with.

>> No.5737347

>>5731921
>>5732405

kys