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57308750 No.57308750 [Reply] [Original]

>he thought he was going to "make it" with magical internet beans

>> No.57308756
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57308756

>>57308750
Yes.

>> No.57308763

Already have

>> No.57308778

>>57308750
A lot of people has done it, i am at 6 fig hell praying for the golden bull to come.

>> No.57308783

>>57308778
*have

>> No.57308815

>>57308750
>he thought he was going to "make it" with magical internet beans

Enjoy the MAID.

>> No.57308822

>>57308750
I thought I was going to make it studying hard and getting a masters in CS. I got fucking laid off. Boss told me to relocate to a different country or get axed. Cant abandon my family so I got axed. Fucking hell.

>> No.57308826

>>57308750
https://birdeye.so/token/3qi7XMxKN2BqJDu7bAGV9gKjKi3wa95vMzQEr15uqYmh?chain=solana Get a small risk free bag and wait a few days boys.

>> No.57308828

>>57308822
Why do Americans make such a big deal about temporarily relocating?

if you've got people relying on you without any backups that's not a good thing. what if something were to happen to you? you need to be able to step out

>> No.57308882

>He thought he was going to make it with magical artificial intelligence stocks

>> No.57308890
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Once upon a time there lived a poor single mom and her adult son Chudjack. One day, Chudjack’s mother told him to get a job. Chudjack went to the job market and on the way he met a man who wanted to sell his bags. Chudjack asked, “What will you give me in return for my neetbux?” The man answered, “I will give you five magic internet beans!” Chudjack took the magic internet beans and gave the man his neetbux. But when he reached home, Chudjack’s mother was very angry. She said, “You fool! You were supposed to get a job not some fake internet money!” She threw the magic internet beans out of the window. Chudjack was very sad and went to sleep without masterbating.

The next day, when Chudjack woke up in the morning and looked out of the window, he saw that a huge green candle had grown from his magic internet beans! He climbed up the candle and reached Chainlink Labs. There lived a fat giant all by himself. Jack went inside the house and found piles of garbage strewn about.

While he was crying, the giant came home. The giant was very fat and looked very gay. Jack was terrified and went and hid inside. The giant cried, “Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell the stench of a stinky linky. Be he alive, or be he dead, I'll dump 700k tokens on his head!” Then Chudjack screeched, “There is no bagholders in here!” So, the giant ate his food and then went to his room. After raping his pillow the giant took out his sacks of gold coins, counted them and kept them aside. Then he went to sleep. In the night, Chudjack crept out of his hiding place, took one sack of gold coins and climbed down the candle. At home, he gave the coins to his mother. His mother was very happy and they lived well for sometime.

>> No.57308904

After some days, Chudjack once again climbed the candle and went to the giant Sirgay's castle. Chudjack met the gay fat giant’s new wife, Dave and asked for some food. The giant’s wife gave him 3 Mc Chickens. But while Chudjack was eating, the giant came home. “Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell the stench of a stinky linky. Be he alive, or be he dead, I’ll dump 700k token on his head!” cried the giant.

The giant had a magical frog that could post the same worthless post over and over for 5 years. While the giant slept, Chudjack took the frog and was about to leave. Suddenly, the magic frog cried, “What was that!" His mouth agape. The giant woke up and saw Chudjack with the frog. Furious, he ran after Chudjack. But Chudjack was too fast for him. He ran down the candle and reached home. The giant followed him down. Chudjack quickly ran inside his house and fetched his neetbux. He began to buy more link bags with the neetbux and the candle suddenly collapsed. The giant fell and died.

Chudjack and his mother were now even further in poverty and they lived miserably ever after.

>> No.57308913
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57308913

>>57308882
I BOUGHTED THE TOP OF NVIDIA
PLEASE HELP

>> No.57309241

I fucking deserve to make 200k holy shit I dont want to be set for life just to have enough to afford a house is that too much to ask

>> No.57309260

>>57308750
I mean, if you have no understanding of how money or economics works, then this makes sense. Most of the population is susceptible to this way of thinking.

>> No.57309275

>>57308828
>Why do people make such a big deal about moving far from their friends, families, and homes?
are you unironically retarded

>> No.57309291

>>57309241
>deserve
top kek

>is that too much to ask
yes

>> No.57309302

>>57309291
Every retard and their mother somehow find shitcoins mooning and making x10 or x100 here and there meanwhile whenever I gamble into whatever I rarely get a +15% before it all dumps into shit and I dont even cover the gas fees with the trades