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[Anonymous No.57283674]

But I thought he was doing it for "the science"?

[Anonymous No.57283687]

>>57283674
What a j

[Anonymous No.57283848]

>>57283674
That nigga is scared of hell so had and guess what, no amount of amino acid and drinking his sons blood is gonna stave of the eternal judgement he will receive

[Anonymous No.57283861]

who

[Anonymous No.57283893]

>taking health advice from a vegan vaxxfaggot

[Anonymous No.57283915]

i hate capitalism so much
i try not to let the word or concept of hate enter my mental matrix because i know it doesn't serve me and isn't healthy but the way this system we're living under turns EVERYTHING into a transaction, into a market, into value to be extracted, is so fucking destructive to the human spirit that I can't help but hate it with a burning passion. babylon must fall. it cannot go on like this

[Anonymous No.57283916]

>>57283893
He's a billionaire so he has more access to information than you. Maybe being a vegan is not as bad as you think

[Anonymous No.57283929]

>>57283916
Nah he's just a faggot.

[Anonymous No.57283930]

>>57283848
this. maybe he'll get 5 more years out of life but the Lord will be waiting for him and he will burn in hell for his hubris

[Anonymous No.57283946]

>>57283930
He hurts nobody.
The info he provides is a net plus on society even if you dont agree with his lifestyle.

[Anonymous No.57283957]

>>57283915
based and righteouspilled

[Anonymous No.57283963]

this guy is awesome, I would be doing the same shit if I was rich as fuck. there's 0 reason to hate him, he's doing insane shit on himself and is extremely disciplined. there will be major breakthroughs from this kind of experiments. we need more people like him.

[Anonymous No.57283971]

>>57283915
sure, I agree 100%, but that has nothing to do with this guy. he just seems to rub people the wrong way and is easy to hate, but the hate is irrational

[Anonymous No.57283974]

I don't understand why this guy is hated so much

[Anonymous No.57283976]

>>57283915
that's not capitalism it's just rational behavior

[Anonymous No.57283983]

>>57283974
he is to longevity what elon is to space travel. antihumans hate them for trying

[Anonymous No.57284011]

>>57283916
>billionaire
>still can't afford to launch a project for free
and we are the problem. Kek

[Anonymous No.57284040]

>>57283976
He sells 2 bottles of olive oil for $60... I prefer Larry Fink to that piece of shit... Hope he dies in his 50's on a heart attack like the guy who brought jogging into the mainstream. Lots of scientific bullshit studies won't make you live longer, retard

[Anonymous No.57284058]

>>57283974
>I don't understand why this guy is hated so much

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Last_man

Nietzsche warned that the society of the last man could be too barren and decadent to support the growth of healthy human life or great individuals. The last man is only possible by mankind having bred an apathetic person or society who loses the ability to dream, to strive, and who become unwilling to take risks, instead simply earning their living and keeping warm.

[Anonymous No.57284080]

>>57284058
weird guy for sure

[Anonymous No.57284095]

>>57284080
Wow he is literally me

[Anonymous No.57284138]

>>57284095
>>57284080
Man your face collapses in mid-age when you don't have any body fat

[Anonymous No.57284254]

>>57284040
wtf are you talking about man.
since he's doing it all himself to himself, he can do things which couldn't be done in clinical studies.

his approach is totally different from the asshole goggings types who aggressively sell their theories appealing to weak minded people

he's just doing his thing and sharing his findings with the world. it's on you if you want to listen or not.

[Anonymous No.57284324]

>>57283974
Because he looks like shit which is paradoxical, also isn't he vaxxed? lol

[Anonymous No.57284329]

>>57283674
you posted this same cope thread on /fit/ seethe

[Anonymous No.57284341]

>>57284254
He has been called out several times by real longevity scientists that the science he bases his 'blueprint' on is at best fragmentary. At least Goggins teaches you to control your brain, which is far better for your health than swallowing 30 pills a day. But they both cultish extremists. Watch a documentary about lifestyle in the blue zones instead of a middle-aged vlogger selling you his subscription-based, 'brand' 'DTC' productized ass shit. But chuds get the heros they deserve I guess.

[Anonymous No.57284362]

>>57284138
Your life collapses in mid age when you are nothing but body Fats

[Anonymous No.57284388]

>>57284362
You're a fucking retard. No sense for nuance. Lift and move, and have some body fat. Like a healthy looking person. You know instinctively how a healthy person looks. Social media just made you believe it's healthy to look like a gay stripper.

[Anonymous No.57284398]

>>57284388
Are you telling me those Arnold body building competitions with roided dudes in banana hammocks aren't looking like gay strippers?

[Anonymous No.57284404]

>>57284080
in my home gym I feel an insatiable thirst for Taylor's milkers

[Anonymous No.57284410]

>>57284341
you can't do longevity science in a classical scientific way, it takes too long, you don't get to perform clinical studies on the same people for a longer period, you don't get to try extreme discipline and unresearched supplements. This guy will push the envelope way further than classical science.
I don't follow him or anything, I just think his way of doing things has a lot of merit and will lead to advancements. Longevity scientists will eventually study him.
>>57284362
is this luis scola? lol

[Anonymous No.57284429]

>>57283674
he only does 2 things very wrong imo
1. hes a vegan
2. he takes testesterone

but #2 is understandable because hes old, but its def something he shouldnt promote. i also wish he would hit weights a little harder. otherwise hes really solid and i like him and learned from him.

[Anonymous No.57284433]

>>57284398
No, I'm telling you they all look like gay strippers, including the celery-skinned longevity bro. He deserves an life-time achievement award for outstanding fagottry

[Anonymous No.57284445]

>>57284429
oh and also, because hes doing like 1000 things at once, its impossible to test individual parameters of whether specific things hes doing helps or not. there is no control variable anywhere lmao.

[Anonymous No.57284466]

>>57284410
Maybe. It's more likely he dies fairly young, because he's constantly stressing his body like the guy he was obsessed with jogging. Some of the stuff he does, does have merit. But it just too extreme and autistic. Like the oldest human being ever was actually an occasional smoker. Relaxed attitude towards life is probably the biggest thing you can do which is not genes. What he does is the opposite of that.

[Anonymous No.57284473]

>>57284080
What coincided with those 10 years of depression and a loss of the will to live??? Hmmm...That was posted in 2023...So we have a window going back to 2013...
> Software entrepreneur Bryan Johnson, 45, and actress and content creator Taryn Southern, 36, had a whirlwind romance, according to a suit she filed in October 2021 and obtained by PEOPLE.

>Southern recalls in the document how her former fiancé swept her off her feet, taking her on lavish vacations, planning a forever future, and even dubbing her "Mrs. Johnson" within weeks of their meeting in 2016.

>By March 2018, the pair were living together in Venice, Calif., and engaged to be married. Johnson promised to "take care of her, financially and medically, for the rest of her life," she claims.

7 years, round that up to 10. Sounds about right. Women everybody.

[Anonymous No.57284481]

>>57284429
Yeah man just eat meat, that'll take care of your testosterone. What a retard. It's probably to appeal to the lifestyle audience that'll buy his shit.

[Anonymous No.57284491]

>>57283674
>joe biden will drop out of 2024 presidential race
lolwut

[Anonymous No.57284516]

>>57284491
>screencap of clickbait scares and confuses anon

[Anonymous No.57284525]

>>57284466
but he's not stressing his body, that's the point. he's going into extreme details to keep it running at optimal levels. he's measuring all kinds of shit we don't have access to. It gives him a sense of purpose and he says he's happy so psychologically he should be fine too. I'm sure he's more relaxed than anyone working a 9 to 5.

Genes play a large part of course, he can't change that, but he takes care of everything else.

[Anonymous No.57284532]

>>57283915
This. This. This.

They absolutely ruin everything. Hell, I wouldn't even touch anything finance related If it wasn't their pathological trickery fucking with us ALL THE TIME.

I sleep at night and think of a life where I live in a cozy wintery neighborhood, I'm a happy pizzeria worker with a house, a bicycle and a cat. Why anyone need more than that?

[Anonymous No.57284562]

>>57284525
He's as happy as human with no soul can be.

[Anonymous No.57284769]

>>57284473
just another tech beta cuck who learned the hard way that money and prestige does nothing for women in the long run.

[Anonymous No.57284771]

>>57283674
guy looks like a creepy vampire

[Anonymous No.57284776]

>>57283916
He is probably not a vegan and does a bunch of anti aging stuff that he doesn’t show to the public. His public image is to push globohomo propaganda

[Anonymous No.57284808]

>>57284769
There is a clip. You can see him training and the doc, he employs is doing the measurements and giving him a small dig as comment, that went over his head. The girl that's in the room is just smiling at the doc and Captain Immortal comes off the treadmill and posing in front of her like a fag, thinking that'll make her horny. She just looking at the doc, smiling. Love to see it.

[Anonymous No.57284828]

>>57283916
Unless he's lurking /pol/ and reading esoteric books he definitely has less information than me

[Anonymous No.57284846]

>>57283915

Sounds like you just described communism too Hahaha. It's almost like they are two sides of the same shekel... lmfao.... how about that!! Hehehe

[Anonymous No.57284849]

>>57284040
>scientific bullshit
You sound like an absolute troglodyte retard.

[Anonymous No.57284862]

>>57284849
Yes that's why I'm happier and fuck more than you do, you midwitted faggot

[Anonymous No.57284960]

>>57283916
He became a billionaire by luck

[Anonymous No.57285318]

When tech elites get bored they get into all sorts of weird bullshit. They all want to become gods but they can never ascend due to their materialism.

[Anonymous No.57287003]

>>57283674
this was the kid I talking about

[Anonymous No.57288154]

>>57283916
Larry Fink is a billionaire and has more info than us.
Maybe we should run society with ESG score, and make everyone tranny and nigger, after all, he is a billionaire so he knows best

[Anonymous No.57288314]

>>57283848
I mean... this is pretty much the most correct shit I've read all day.

[Anonymous No.57288334]

>>57284404
What the fuck is this shit?! LOLOLOL!
Fuck, I don't know whether to be impressed or fucking appalled. Well played.

[Anonymous No.57288338]

>>57283848
this. I for one want to die

[Anonymous No.57288362]

>>57283674
The pills he takes are expensive. Idk how much he's making but if you look at his protocol a bottle of one of the things he takes can be 100 alone.

[Anonymous No.57288534]

>>57283916
everyone has the internet

[Anonymous No.57288593]

>>57284862
You don't sound very happy.

[Anonymous No.57288606]

>>57283916
this zoomer too young to remember how Steve Job died

[Anonymous No.57288611]

>>57284532
Why would anyone bother to build your house, mine the minerals required to fabricate the parts for your bike, or really do anything strenuous if it wasn't for financial incentives when they could just be you and chill as a pizzeria worker?
I can promise you that no worker on an oil rig or patch clocks into another 10-12 hour day thinking "gee whiz I can't wait to go to work!" No, it's a shitty, grinding job and the only reason they suffer through it is because they get paid 2-3X the median annual salary. It's no wonder that many of these guys rely on alcohol, cocaine, and prostitutes to numb the pain.

[Anonymous No.57288625]

>>57284473
I'm pretty sure he was unfaithful within their marriage, although I'm not 100% sure.

[Anonymous No.57288640]

>>57283916
>Maybe being a vegan is not as bad as you think
I've heard from a billionaire it can cure cancer.

[Anonymous No.57288676]

>>57284532
Fuck you, ya commie rat.

[Anonymous No.57288723]

>>57283848
Absolutely 100%, same reason these democrat dogs are so damn old and senile. A short 70 year life of riches doesn’t compare to the judgment that awaits these cretins

[Anonymous No.57288731]

>>57283915
Based shabbos goy perpetuating the false dichotomy

[Anonymous No.57288778]

People hating on him are usually fat idiots that will die in their 60s.

[Anonymous No.57288835]

>>57283974
>billionaire
>wants to cheat death
>light troll
>open in public
>unafraid and unapologetic
in summary, a consensus breaker
he's everything that triggers the normalfag fight or flight answer
the normalfag mind demands either adherence to the mean, or isolation from the herd (out of sight, out of mind)
think of the elon musk hate. many similar mechanisms at play. musk is more conventional than johnson so there's less hate, the relationship is linear

[Anonymous No.57288875]

>>57283930
If you think he's going to hell for trying to extend his lifespan then anyone who has had an organ transplant is also going to hell. Anyone who has taken penicillin is also going to hell. Anyone with a pacemaker is going to hell.

You can see where this is going.