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Today, Chainlink has finally reached the target "0 Devs".
There are currently 0 devs employed at the chainlink labs.
The entire team is leaded by 2476 passionate and hardworking HR roasties
Are you happy?

>> No.57273716
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>>57273684
>Are you happy?
yes

>> No.57273727

did he fuck every one of them?

>> No.57273749

He farted too many times in the dev room

>> No.57273819

>>57273684
what's the source on this?
I bet you're lying
if you're not though, wouldn't this imply that they're "done"?

>> No.57273839
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>>57273727
worse, he ate all of them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0WwGDHH5kc

>> No.57274640

>>57273819
Sergay convinced everyone that he can take care of the commits just by farting in the empty devs room.

>> No.57274851

It's true, just checked the github and it's the HR team talking about their favorite stanley cup colors, it's over

>> No.57276143

>>57273684
>The entire team is leaded

Fuck off Luvcum

>> No.57276170

>>57273684
ICP makes chainshit obsolete

>> No.57277521

>>57274851
Sergey market dumped 700k tokens JUST to buy a stanley cup to every single HR roastie "working" there

>> No.57277586

>>57273684
The mythical 100% diversity and inclusion number has been reached.