/smg/ - shnoz market general - licky nicky edition

[Anonymous No.57273408]

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Financials podcasts/channels
https://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA - Fundamendals analysis
https://www.youtube.com/@TheDavidLinReport - Stocks, PMs, Crypto
https://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV - Various themed livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews - Stocks, PMs, Crypto

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

Previous: >>57271530

[Anonymous No.57273421]

be dead ass with me niggaz. how bad is it?

[Anonymous No.57273433]

>>57273421
Near ATHs, but the economy is fucked beyond belief, a crash is imminent. I expect the sneed and poop 500 to be halved before the end of the year.
Fuck all women and liberals

[Anonymous No.57273434]

so you're saying... stocks?

[Anonymous No.57273443]

>>57273421
Semis will go higher as tech companies fire all their staff and china stocks will make a HUGE comeback this year.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57273446]

>>57273433
i love fucking women so much bro. Even liberal ones.

[Anonymous No.57273448]

NATGAS AND OIL
anything else is
GAY
A
Y

[Anonymous No.57273456]

anon who recently got into stocks
any good videos i can watch on youtube to learn the basics? currently im watching Everything Money

[Anonymous No.57273461]

WOW THIS MARKET IS SUPER EXCITING
>webm unrelated

[Anonymous No.57273475]

>>57273461
he crapped his pants

[Anonymous No.57273478]

>>57273421
2024 will be one hell of a year
> God Bless MLKoon

[Anonymous No.57273481]

>>57273456
I heard that this guy is pretty good

[Anonymous No.57273485]

>>57273433
>t.you

[Anonymous No.57273488]

>>57273443
I can stand behind this post.

[Anonymous No.57273495]

>>57273446
women literally suck dick, though, lmao. That's gay as fuck

[Anonymous No.57273494]

>>57273421
I'm gonna be real wit you senpai, shits not bussin fr

[Anonymous No.57273496]

>>57273456
Go to the LEARN section of your brokerage.

[Anonymous No.57273498]

Yes I will continue to buy stocks in a communist country that allows companies to use children as cheap labor force as long as I get to profit

[Anonymous No.57273508]

>>57273475
so did his son

[Anonymous No.57273507]

Breaking : Gonzalo Lira reported to have died in prison.

[Anonymous No.57273513]

>>57273496
so this thing?

[Anonymous No.57273518]

100% of US listed stocks are owned by a private company set up by the DTC called Cede & Co.
Goys can't own assets outright; they can only have a chain of contractual claims on the assets owned by the single point-of-failure Cede & Cneed.

[Anonymous No.57273526]

>>57273508
KEKED.

[Anonymous No.57273527]

>>57273507
Pretty sad in my opinion. Kind of liked him as a character and his streams with Godwinson back in the day.

[Anonymous No.57273532]

>>57273498
That isn't very ESG of you

[Anonymous No.57273540]

STOP PUMPING THE MARKET YOU GAY NIGGER FAGGOTS
I'M 100% SHORT
I WONT GO LONG

[Anonymous No.57273542]

>>57273513
what are you trying to do? you just want to buy stocks?

[Anonymous No.57273547]

>>57273421
Well depends on your perspective, the currency is being devalued so all other numbers will go up. So thats nice. Also unemployment has barely moved, potentially indication this recession might not be so bad?

[Anonymous No.57273550]

>>57273507
what's your source? big if true

[Anonymous No.57273551]

>>57273518
Just take me back to paper share certificates.

[Anonymous No.57273553]

>>57273456
Martin Shkreli's investing classes:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VI_riscmviI&list=PLJsVF3gZDcuTxcdH5FmQRTd6MiJ29X_OQ

[Anonymous No.57273557]

It is just too damn comfortable being a dividend investor that perpetually buys shares in excellent, proven companies

[Anonymous No.57273565]

>>57273550
Tucker Carlson made a tweet that his father said he died. Josh also talked about it on today's stream.

[Anonymous No.57273567]

>https://www.abc10.com/amp/article/news/local/egg-shortages-bird-flu/103-919a429c-9c2f-4041-9fb1-328ab049a31e

Who's ready to see $25 12 pack cartons of eggs at costco kek

>>57273481
I just want the stock market to crash already so we can make these doomer retards shut the fuck up

[Anonymous No.57273571]

>>57273542
yes stocks/ETFs but that's just for know, i want to know what im doing
half of the threads here im not even sure what people talk about

[Anonymous No.57273573]

>>57273550
https://x.com/TuckerCarlson/status/1745863377493143906

[Anonymous No.57273575]

Just bought a donut
Stocks better start going up again

[Anonymous No.57273583]

>>57273421
It's not just over. It's fucking JOEver.

[Anonymous No.57273584]

>>57273575
BUY $DNUT

[Anonymous No.57273585]

>>57273575
If I think about it, stocks have continued to fall since I've stopped drinking

[Anonymous No.57273599]

>MELI

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57273600]

>>57273575
if nvda stock doesn't go down soon i will lose money and be forced to go work at mcdonald's making dollar menu milk shakes.

[Anonymous No.57273605]

>>57273571
there are lectures on financial markets from MIT/yale professors on youtube, I watched those
you can borrow basic finance/stock books from libraries too

[Anonymous No.57273607]

>>57273585
How long have you been sober anon?
>Day 13 here

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57273615]

>>57273607
I've been sober since last night.

[Anonymous No.57273616]

>>57273607
11 but it feels like months

[Anonymous No.57273628]

>>57273600
Here's how I know you're full of shit
1. Dollar menu is gone
2. Milkshake machine is broken

[Anonymous No.57273646]

>>57273628
100$ menu when?

[Anonymous No.57273648]

>>57273456
Buy my $5,000 classes on how to buy low and sell somewhat higher

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57273654]

>>57273628
actually the milkshake machine isn't broken, the future doctor just doesn't want to be bothered to make them.

[Anonymous No.57273671]

>>57273605
So something liek The Four Pillars of Investing by Bernstein?

[Anonymous No.57273672]

Why are women so fucking fat these days? So many stanley cup videos have 300+lb landwhales all chugging down sugar

[Anonymous No.57273674]

>>57273654
No, it's broken.
MCD was taken to court over their milkshake machines being broken a couple years ago

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57273700]

>>57273674
if it's broken and the future doctor was the guy who used it last, guess who's still at fault?

[Anonymous No.57273701]

>>57273553
>spending two hours on something as utterly worthless as FA on companies
lmao. The entire market sees the same numbers as you do and none of this tells you anything about future price movements, which is why analyst targets are totally useless.

[Anonymous No.57273730]

>MELI
>MELI
>MELI
>MELI
>MELI

[Anonymous No.57273739]

>>57273615
Baby steps buddy

>>57273616
I know man

[Anonymous No.57273745]

>>57273700
the machine manufacturer who's also owned by McDonalds and whose contract states fixing it voids their warranty

[Anonymous No.57273747]

I bought wine for tonight and your image is making me uncomfortable.

[Anonymous No.57273748]

Kek
https://www.amazon.com/fulfill-request-respectful-information-users-Brown/dp/B0CM82FJL2
Fucking AMZN
Short that company into the dirt please, this has gone on long enough

[Anonymous No.57273753]

guys we're pumping

[Anonymous No.57273757]

>>57273671
I'm not familiar with that book
If you want an overview of stock markets you might want to check Robert Schiller's (a yale professor) lecture series on youtube.

[Anonymous No.57273766]

>>57273747

[Anonymous No.57273767]

>>57273730
It’s at the bottom of this broadening formation from the 3bar. It’s bout to bounced

[Anonymous No.57273774]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.57273791]

>>57273766
Lewd.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57273810]

>>57273774
every time that SPY drops a dollar, a baby boomer has retired.

[Anonymous No.57273848]

>ALL MY CHINK STOCKS ARE DEAD.
>ALL MY CHINK STOCKS ARE DEAD.
>GOT CHINKED IN THE HEAD.
>ALL MY CHINK STOCKS ARE DEAD.

https://youtu.be/o6EFg5eWWlM?t=27

[Anonymous No.57273856]

I have 2800 to play with in a throw away brokerage account, and 220k of dry powder in my main. What would you do anon?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57273861]

>anon
well shit i guess he doesn't want my advise.

[Anonymous No.57273865]

>>57273701
Yup. For retail investors, speculating on individual stocks is mostly gambling. Fundamental analysis almost never gives us an edge.

[Anonymous No.57273868]

>when you slurp the dip but she keep on dippin'

[Anonymous No.57273869]

>>57273856
All in China is the obvious answer.

[Anonymous No.57273878]

>>57273868
Good.

[Anonymous No.57273887]

>>57273861
Don’t be stingy ya mook

[Anonymous No.57273891]

hoooly poopsock
look at S&P 1 minute chart computer

[Anonymous No.57273909]

>BABA & JINGDONG

https://youtu.be/4qlCC1GOwFw?t=39

[Anonymous No.57273910]

>>57273869
What is the case for china rn? Are they simply beat up and undervalued?

[Anonymous No.57273915]

>>57273891
>ENHANCE

[Anonymous No.57273917]

>>57273856
>main
VTI, VEU, BND

[Anonymous No.57273926]

>>57273910
Yes the Chink bubble popped, now we should be entering a new cycle.

[Anonymous No.57273946]

>Cannabis
i wouldn't buy today but you never know whats going to happen next week.
>government isn't shutting down

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57273953]

>>57273887
Just buy companies with Black or Brown people in positions of leadership. If their board is majority white men, stay away.

[Anonymous No.57273999]

>>57273926
interesting. I've been reading a lot over the last year that a lot of companies are trying to lessen exposure to China and are instead moving operations to countries like Vietnam. I wonder if that trend has since reversed or if it will reverse anytime in the near future

[Anonymous No.57274001]

>>57273926
Thanks anon, good chart. God bless

[Anonymous No.57274011]

>>57273748
Last year all the tech companies transitioned into holding companies.
They should be trading at P/Es closer to 10.

[Anonymous No.57274025]

>>57274011
Well they're all conglomerates now

[Anonymous No.57274033]

>>57273495
>women literally suck dick
Do they actually enjoy doing this or do they just do it for attention?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57274054]

RIP America
https://twitter.com/StephenM/status/1745868166419370331

[Anonymous No.57274055]

>>57273926
Nearly all investors across the board will peddle the sentiment "buy when others are fearful", but when you show them this they immediatly tell you not to buy because "its le china risky".

[Anonymous No.57274070]

>>57273421
its over

[Anonymous No.57274075]

What do you guys think about investing in Mastercard/Visa? The numbers look really good over the years or am i missing something

[Anonymous No.57274092]

>>57273999
>lessen exposure to China
Checked. Pretty impossible because they sell alot of shit to China and yes there is investment in Vietnam, but Vietnam can't manufacture all the things China can because of the lack of human capital.

[Anonymous No.57274095]

>>57274055
You probably shouldn't buy into a secular decline.

[Anonymous No.57274107]

>>57274054
I've been saying for a couple years that there won't be a 2024 presidential election (or it won't be meaningful.)

[Anonymous No.57274121]

>>57274075
I’m not familiar with them as far as trading goes, how will they do in scenario where people are increasingly over extending their credit for year over year? I imagine that is what is happening now, and will continue for some time.

Unrelated note: how the fuck is URANIUM NOT BEING MENTIONED. I am up over 100 percent on one year old positions, with no end in sight

[Anonymous No.57274134]

>>57274055
Fact of the matter is Chinese blue chips have pristine balance sheets, low multiples, growing revenues and share buy back programs. The government is stimulating and the PBC is cutting interest rates. All of these factors are are recipe for a rally in equities.

[Anonymous No.57274135]

>>57273856
BUY NATGAS AND OIL LOWER
SELL NATGAS AND OIL HIGHER

[Anonymous No.57274140]

>>57274075
Good to buy on extreme dips and sell the recovery. I don't see what more they could expand to and they've been lagging for a while.

[Anonymous No.57274146]

>>57273433
>crash
No. Full clown world, blood in the streets but stock market continues to soar because they don't even need to pretend that it's in anyway connected to the health of the economy.

[Anonymous No.57274147]

What does he know?

[Anonymous No.57274149]

>>57273915
it's like I'm there

[Anonymous No.57274156]

It's kind of fun watching the BTCfags realize that everything is already priced in

[Anonymous No.57274159]

>>57274135
I already do that a lot anon. I buy oil when wti is around 70 or lower, which gives tons of room to ensure a profit. At least in our current paradigm. We will see how the Red Sea stuff changes the buying conditions

[Anonymous No.57274160]

>>57274121
Swapping UUUU for UEC was such a great move. Sad I couldn't hit 1000 shares before this big pump but the future is GLOWING.

[Anonymous No.57274163]

>>57273748
kek no wonder Amazon laid off a shitload of retards at Twitch and Prime video this week. How the fuck do people get hired these days? DEI?

[Anonymous No.57274168]

>>57273575
what kind of donut anon? for me its boston cream or traditional glazed

[Anonymous No.57274175]

>>57274147
My money is still on March 8. I think he's getting a little over excited.

[Anonymous No.57274177]

>>57274147
What happened to the 50 cent trader? Remember these buys may be part of complicated hedging strategies and shouldn't be taken seriously without seeing the whole picture.

[Anonymous No.57274179]

>>57274147
Nothing like the previous time he bought calls for VIX 50

[Anonymous No.57274187]

>>57274163
200 SWE jobs were created last year.
I think the US might have more than that many universities with CS departments.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57274188]

>>57274147
fitty cent?

[Anonymous No.57274191]

>>57274095
I am confident that I am buying the bottom or near bottom of that decline, thats the entire idea

[Anonymous No.57274193]

>>57274168
They (KR) were out of my favorite (chocolate icing on chocolate cake), so I had to get an alternative (chocolate icing on plain old fashioned).
It was still good

[Anonymous No.57274196]

>>57274175
Maybe, my first thought was of the Carl Icahn puts ahead of the regional bank crisis last march.

[Anonymous No.57274198]

>>57273748
keeeeeeeeeek

[Anonymous No.57274207]

>me and the lads after selling covered calls

[Anonymous No.57274219]

>>57274160
Sitting on a bounty of URNM, DNN and UEC myself. The future is glowing bright, anon.

Are you thinking of adding? If so, what are your buying conditions?

[Anonymous No.57274223]

12K WHAT BUY

[Anonymous No.57274230]

>>57274160
yeah UUUU is worthless. held it for a year and it didn't do shit. just happy I broke even. I had swapped it for UEC. well done, anon

[Anonymous No.57274237]

The yield curve is uninverting. It's happening folks............AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57274251]

>>57274207
why is sweeden getting cooked?

[Anonymous No.57274257]

MARA calls have me financially ruined

[Anonymous No.57274268]

>>57274193
on 2nd thought these are my favorite

[Anonymous No.57274267]

>>57274223
Do what I am doing and DCA into VOO at 250 dollars a week. That way if a recession happens you didn't go all in at the top and if it keeps going up you will get some of the gains.

[Anonymous No.57274287]

>>57273448
natgas, oil and bitcoins. everything else is for tunnel jews.

[Anonymous No.57274300]

>>57274134
>Chinese blue chips
But do you actually own them? Arent "chinese stocks" just some kind of distant proxy ADRs that can turn into worthless paper on a whim?

[Anonymous No.57274302]

So tempting to short NVIDIA

[Anonymous No.57274308]

Being a bear is illegal. And yet, you still short like little Michael Burry.

Just buy. It really is that simple.

[Anonymous No.57274316]

>>57273408
disgusting alcoholic blackface lawyer

[Anonymous No.57274320]

>>57274219
I bogle URNM in my 401K. I like UEC but I make it a point not to buy after giga pump days. I'll buy more at some point, not sure when.

[Anonymous No.57274330]

>>57274267
what if he starts at the top tho

[Anonymous No.57274333]

>>57274300
Yep you can own them Ping An Insurance for example has a primary listing on HKEX. Or you can use a broker like TigerBrokers that let's you buy China A shares.

[Anonymous No.57274347]

>>57274302
go for it
what are ya scared?

[Anonymous No.57274350]

Cmon man

[Anonymous No.57274376]

>>57273408
>>57273766
Remember when this guy was funny and interesting, and sober.

[Anonymous No.57274378]

>>57274287
>and
NO

[Anonymous No.57274379]

>>57274350
3 day weekend anon. they set it to crab and went on vacation

[Anonymous No.57274392]

>>57274302
usually works out well

[Anonymous No.57274395]

>He's calling for 7000 SPY by end of Q2 2024.

[Anonymous No.57274397]

>>57274267
In Shit&Piss we trust

[Anonymous No.57274408]

>>57274395
cathie woods said bitcoin is going to 1.5 million lmao

[Anonymous No.57274413]

>>57274267
I make 8K a month now after expenses and have been struggling with getting it into yielding assets in a timely manner.

[Anonymous No.57274421]

>>57274347
>>57274392
I just did with 5x leverage. Just a small bag
Let see if I get heemed

[Anonymous No.57274424]

>>57274421
post results madlad

[Anonymous No.57274429]

>>57274408
>1.5 million lmao
I mean Hunter is calling for a ~50% gain, but idk what Cathie is smoking $1.5M BTC ain't happening any time soon.

[Anonymous No.57274434]

>>57274330
The point of DCAing is that even if he starts investing at the local top he will continue to invest 250 every week and eventually get some shares at a really good price to balance it out. 12k at 250 weekly will take roughly a year to invest completely.

[Anonymous No.57274435]

>>57274395
He also called for a meltup at the start of '22 when the whole market proceeded to tank for an entire year.

[Anonymous No.57274442]

>>57274350
Kill chinks. Behead chinks. Roundhouse kick a chink into the concrete. Slam dunk a chink baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy chinks. Defecate in a chink's food. Launch chinks into the sun. Stir fry chinks in a wok. Toss chinks into active volcanoes. Urinate into a chinks gas tank. Judo throw chinks into a wood chipper. Twist chinks heads off. Report chinks to the IRS. Karate chop chinks in half. Curb stomp pregnant yellow chinks. Trap chinks in quicksand. Crush chinks in the trash compactor. Liquefy chinks in a vat of acid. Eat chinks. Dissect chinks. Exterminate chinks in the gas chamber. Stomp chinks skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate chinks in the oven. Lobotomize chinks. Mandatory abortions for chinks. Grind chinks fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown chinks in fried chicken grease. Vaporize chinks with a ray gun. Kick old chinks down the stairs. Feed chinks to alligators. Slice chinks with a katana.

[Anonymous No.57274452]

>>57274435
He's telling people what they want to hear I guess.

[Anonymous No.57274456]

>>57274413
I mean same here. Least you can do is get it into a treasury fund like FDLXX or SPAXX

[Anonymous No.57274457]

>>57274147
That looks suspiciously like Ruffer aka 50 Cent. If so, here are their views:

https://www.ruffer.co.uk/en/thinking

[Anonymous No.57274465]

>>57274429
doom bull

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57274499]

So I just spotted a NoGo signal on $NVDA 15 minute chart. This SHOULD be #TheBigOne that we all have been waiting for. With markets closed on Monday in observation of Martin Luther The King Day we are setting up for a traditional Black Tuesday event.

#TheBigOne #ClosedPoolMonday #YouWereWarned

[Anonymous No.57274522]

>>57274499
Checked. Fuck NVDA.

[Anonymous No.57274528]

>>57274499
God I hope everything completely tanks soon. Got my emergency fund all filled up and am ready to start investing steadily into the market. Feels so overpriced right now.

[Anonymous No.57274530]

>>57274135
Tickers?

[Anonymous No.57274531]

>>57274421
>I just did with 5x leverage
how do you calculate leverage on options trades?

[Anonymous No.57274542]

>>57274531
I'm guessing that a CFD

[Anonymous No.57274553]

>>57273481
Why aren't these faggots being deplatformed for misinformation?
>pedo van meter
>snyder
>celente
>gammon
>something something consulting (the always wrong RE guy)
>boom bull bear bust

[Anonymous No.57274556]

>>57274499
the west is definitely a NO GO right now. we are full.

[Anonymous No.57274559]

>>57274542
*that's

>>57274421
lmao I remember when I wanted to short it at 420. It will probably work out for you but you never know, NVDA is overvalued but also has retard strength due to being the company with the best business momentum if you look at the last few years.

[Anonymous No.57274569]

>>57274531
>>57274542

>>57274559
Again, very small bag purely out of spite

[Anonymous No.57274588]

>>57274528

[Anonymous No.57274596]

>>57274588
>bro just buy the top of the everything bubble

nah senpai im good.

[Anonymous No.57274602]

>>57274530
UNG
UNL
BOIL
KOLD
USO
USL
BNO
UCO
SCO

[Anonymous No.57274603]

>>57274569
godspeed anon i hope you heem some baggies

[Anonymous No.57274609]

>>57274588
This worked from 1981 up to whenever we crash. Won't work after the FED cuts rates and does QE again. Interest rates will be rising, and multiples will adjust.

[Anonymous No.57274610]

>>57274596
that pic is great lmao

[Anonymous No.57274619]

>>57274588
>>57274596
You both get mogged by DCAGODS

[Anonymous No.57274624]

I have enough gains (pretax) that I could buy a modest automobile

[Anonymous No.57274632]

>>57274610
AI art is the only good thing to happen in the last 20 years and if anything its just going to cause chaos and no financial gains.

[Anonymous No.57274636]

>>57274602
Which one will be a safe play for Tuesday? Want to double 2k if I can. Also want to enter uranium pool

[Anonymous No.57274635]

>>57274596
He looks like a young version of Larry.

[Anonymous No.57274637]

Uranium Kings.....

They called us madmen...

[Anonymous No.57274644]

>>57274636
>safe play for Tuesday
NONE

[Anonymous No.57274647]

PBOC meets next Saturday to fire off the stimmy bazooka for anons who don't know

[Mairon No.57274656]

>>57274644
Heh I'm so done for

[Anonymous No.57274659]

>>57274647
>china

shits going to zero bro

[Anonymous No.57274663]

>>57274647
Prolly gonna cut interest rates by 10bps.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57274672]

>>57274499
cancel this post, the NoGo signal was a false signal, safety car has been deployed, and we are under caution.

[Anonymous No.57274676]

>>57274659
Two more weeks.

[Anonymous No.57274681]

Nothing is going to happen until its too late to take appropriate counter measures. I guess this is it, gentlemen.

[Anonymous No.57274686]

>>57274499
Your indicators are a FUCKING BIG NO GO!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.57274690]

>>57274672
For fuck's sake, I just cashed out my life savings in VOO

[Anonymous No.57274693]

>>57274676
your BABA bags are never going to recover. you shouldn't have listened to those old boomers telling you to buy chinese bags lmao.

[Anonymous No.57274702]

I bogled.

[Anonymous No.57274708]

>>57274569
how is it going? sold or do you plan to hold over the weekend?

[Anonymous No.57274711]

>>57274659
I don't see how a country with the 2nd highest gdp and a billion in change in population can go to zero, but also with their government policies and overall culture being one of imitation rather than innovation I can't see either how investment into it will do anything but underperform like it has been and likely will continue to for the foreseeable future. Anything can happen. China could somehow pull a bubble out of its ass and outpace the bloated but still growing US market. That's true, that's the reason any money goes into China at all in spite of the many risks.

[Anonymous No.57274712]

>>57273408
Congrats on the lolcow of the year win Nick you drunk retard.

[Anonymous No.57274714]

>>57274702
she could do much better

[Anonymous No.57274720]

>>57274693
I'll be up 50% MINIMUM by EOY. cope an SEETHE chud.

[Anonymous No.57274725]

>>57274636
Buy puts on banks over earnings.

[Anonymous No.57274730]

>Both TA and FA are memes now
So this is just a full-blown casino now? We've shed all pretenses?

[Anonymous No.57274731]

>>57274708
Stalemate so far with an opportunity to exit the position unharmed

[Anonymous No.57274744]

>>57274711
>trusting their population numbers
>giving a shit about their plastic garbage they produce
>ww3 timeline with taiwan
>even apple doesn't want to make phones there anymore
>not having any babies

its so over for china. within 40 years they will be frying their elderly in gutter oil to stay functional.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57274747]

>>57274690
Well the NoGo signal was spotted on $NVDA not $VOO. Selling your $VOO because I said $NVDA was under a NoGo was entirely your own retardation.

[Anonymous No.57274749]

>>57274730
always has been

[Anonymous No.57274756]

>>57274731
k.. keep me posted

[Anonymous No.57274759]

Bobros...I fear that even we aren't prepared for what's about to happen.
www.cnbc.com/quotes/10Y2YS

[Anonymous No.57274760]

>>57274731
Fuck it, im out.

[Anonymous No.57274765]

>>57274730
the 0dte chads are in control of this bitch

[Mairon No.57274778]

>>57274725
I don't do options.Guess oil and uranium are out of my reach huh

[Anonymous No.57274781]

>>57274730
>So this is just a full-blown casino now?

The ship is hurling at the speed of light with no one at the wheel

[Anonymous No.57274786]

>>57274730
TA was always a meme beyond simple observations (the more complicated it got the more it was bullshit, always been like this). FA was also always a meme because it does little to explain why a company that looks good through FA is """undervalued""", and that difference isn't in the number but in the narrative of what they're going through. INTC looked undervalued through FA for a long time but it didn't correct up and instead went down because it was in a bad situation that got worse. Some of the narratives that drive valuations are bullshit (like baseless hype or overblown gloom) and the bubble bursts sooner or later but more pragmatic narratives (such as INTC or BA are fucked) are more important than FA to understand where the stock is going.

[Anonymous No.57274787]

>>57274744
>Own AAPL.
>They produce some of their products in China.
>+$70B of Revenue comes from China
>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T TRUST CHINA IT'S A SCAM.
You you have your head so far up your ass it's not even funny...

[Anonymous No.57274794]

>>57274731
>Stalemate so far with an opportunity to exit the position unharmed
that means they are giving you a chance to get out clean... or it means they are trying to shake you and break you before pushing it in your favor. i dunno which one though i just post frog pictures on this basket weaving forum

[Anonymous No.57274801]

>15 minutes until 3 day weekend
W-what do I buy, bros? EWT puts?

[Anonymous No.57274812]

>>57274801
>3 day weekend
oh goodie it's Januaryteenth isn't it?

[Anonymous No.57274816]

>>57274759
pish posh my fellow bobro. the yield curve will uninvert over my dead body

[Anonymous No.57274818]

Is anyone having trouble getting short term treasuries in small amounts (<10 at a time?) I feel like it's gotten way harder over the past week or so.

[Anonymous No.57274819]

>>57274787
>you can trust china about ANYTHING EVER

you will be redeemed so bad

[Anonymous No.57274820]

>>57274786
So we can only rely on memes and sister-fucking now.

[Anonymous No.57274823]

>>57274787
wrong, they switched production to india months ago

[Anonymous No.57274835]

>>57274812
i believe its the holiday for the feast of da kangz

[Anonymous No.57274836]

>>57274820
Understand the company, its sector, macroeconomics and the market beyond mere numbers might help, but there are easier ways to make money desu.

[Anonymous No.57274837]

>>57274812
Yeah, Marchin' Lootin' Kang day.

[Anonymous No.57274840]

>>57274812
>stock market closed only 10 days a year
>2 of them are because black people exist (congrats)

[Anonymous No.57274849]

>>57274794
I took that chance and bow my head in defeat to the jewish overlords.
Its over.

[Anonymous No.57274850]

>>57274820
just do what God-tier trader Nancy Pelosi does. She buys i buy, simple as

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57274852]

>>57274812
Black Day Winter, not to be confused with Black Day Summer.

[Anonymous No.57274855]

What macro strategists do you guys follow? I've been watching david hunter but basically a broken record for months now

[Anonymous No.57274858]

Ffs it's closed on Monday, buying SOXL calls then

[Anonymous No.57274868]

>>57274840
I wish it were open 24/7 like crypto exchanges. Dunno why it's not. Seems like a holdover from 100 years ago that serves nobody except tired old boomers.

[Anonymous No.57274876]

>>57274850
i remember when /smg/ was buying roblox leaps because nancy bought them and then that shit promtly went like -40% over the next 6 months

[Anonymous No.57274880]

>>57274812
>>57274835
>>57274837
>>57274840
>>57274852
blackbros not like this...

[Anonymous No.57274889]

>>57274823
A large number of the products that end up in their hardware come from China.

[Anonymous No.57274902]

>>57274880
>a jew told me we should turn the other cheek

christcucks absolutely getting wrecked like usual.

[Anonymous No.57274911]

Power close?!
MLK RALLY!?

[Anonymous No.57274923]

>>57274876
The other day I was reading a "10 stocks Pelosi bought that (You) should buy" list and she sold all of them with loses.

[Anonymous No.57274946]

>>57274923
yeah she knows she is being watched and you never know when her buy/close dates are. most of these fuckers are holding positions for a few days and telling the unwashed goyim masses to buy and hold.

[Anonymous No.57274948]

The market is a joke.

[Anonymous No.57274957]

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

[Anonymous No.57274962]

>>57274957

[Anonymous No.57274963]

>>57274957
+0.69% nice

[Anonymous No.57274964]

>>57274923
She isn't even the best trader in Washington. Can we track the more successful politicians?

[Anonymous No.57274972]

Is it really that bad to focus on a single stock over a short time period? I am too ADHD to keep track of several positions/markets/sectors etc. and I dont want to boomertrade the indexes

[Anonymous No.57274973]

>>57274531
>how do you calculate leverage on options trades?
Underlying price/(Options cost * delta)

Careful. This knowledge allows you to build your own 5x version of SOXL.

[Anonymous No.57274974]

>>57274868
That would be extremely fucking annoying.
Also the 9:30 openly bell is the only reason I have to get out of bed most days.

[Anonymous No.57274981]

>>57274957
I'm not fucking checking

[Anonymous No.57274984]

>>57274957
+.8% thanks to hot glowing rocks. Looking at all the charts this seems like an awful buy time. We either giga rocket past the ATHs or violently correct and I've no clue how to position for that.

[Anonymous No.57274990]

>>57274868
I agree. There's no reason for the stock market to shut down and close at all. thats a throwback holdover to tired ass boomers needy nappy time and rest to recover. I prefer the pace of crypto and how it never shuts down. stocks need to get with the times and stop being a silent genner and thinking we need to close the stock market like its a 9-5.

[Anonymous No.57275004]

>>57274957
>+1.28%
>YTD: -1.27%

[Anonymous No.57275008]

>>57274990
I think we should add a lunch break like the Japanese have.

[Anonymous No.57275027]

>>57274429
>>57274408
$1.5m was her max bullish forecast by 2030.

Which, if you consider what the dollar could do between now and then, uh...

[Anonymous No.57275030]

>>57274972
Yes if you aren't willing to put in the legwork just boomer it up because you're going to kill your gains in the long run trading like an ADHD preteen.

[Anonymous No.57275039]

>>57273408
K

[Anonymous No.57275040]

>>57274786
>TA doesn't work
>FA doesn't work
Fortunately, retail still has one great strategy: buying steady dividend-paying stocks. It's free money!

[Anonymous No.57275066]

>>57274957
Glad i went all-in on locksneed yesterday

[Anonymous No.57275068]

>>57275027
anon... you really think they are going to let every single zoomer with a little bit of lunch money in crypto be a millionaire? that timeline would be so hilariously retarded i hope that it actually happens but there is a 0% chance of it.

[Anonymous No.57275069]

>>57274957
Not checking

[Anonymous No.57275078]

>>57274556
1 lb of ground beef was $3.47 at my local Grocery Outlet (ticker: GO)

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57275090]

>>57274840
We should be closed even less than that.

>New Years Day
okay I get it everyone is hung over.

>MLK Day
bullshit holiday honoring a known rapist, should be canceled

>Washington's Birthday
Another bullshit holiday, how can his fucking birthday change every g_ddamn year.

>Good Friday
bullshit religious holiday

>Memorial Day
Alright I can be convinced to give one day to honor our dead soldiers

>JuneTeenth
Might as well call it Saint Floyd day, nobody ever even heard of this shit before his overdose in police custody

>independence day
fine

>Labor Day
Might as well call it communism appreciation day, fucking lazy fucks.

>thanksgiving day
what ever 1 day to honor your families, fine

>christmas day
another bullshit religious holiday.

3 days that's all we should be closed for, and none of this 4th of july observed shit, if it falls on a saturday, you don't get the fucking friday, and if it falls on a sunday you don't get the fucking Monday.

[Anonymous No.57275092]

1 lb of ground beef was $3.47 at my local Grocery Outlet (ticker: GO).

[Anonymous No.57275093]

>>57275027
Idk how tulips will do when interest rates are 10%. you can't earn interest on bitcorns.

[Anonymous No.57275104]

>>57275068
>>57275093
Anons, I'm implying the scenario where Kamala's second term ends with us wiping our asses with $1,000 bills.

[Anonymous No.57275107]

>>57275090
Just move to Israel and quit bitching.

[Mairon No.57275125]

So uh gold is gonna boom?? Should I go all in? Which ticket.

[Anonymous No.57275131]

>>57274693
People who think China is going to zero are losers mad they lost their shitty factory jobs and want to work at Foxconn America where the suicide nets have to be reinforced to accommodate the cartoonish weights of American factory workers.

[Anonymous No.57275134]

>>57275092
Is that bad, mom buys my food

[Anonymous No.57275137]

Today's benchmarks:
>BOIL: 8.73%
>CCJ: 6.98%
>/HE: -0.93%
>KWEB: -0.7%
>MARA: -15.27%
>SOXL: -1.41%
>TMF: -0.6%
>TQQQ: 0.12%
>TSLA: -3.67%
>XXXX: 0.31%

How many did (You) beat?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57275142]

>>57275134
That's actually pretty cheap these days.

[Anonymous No.57275154]

>>57275093
>>57275104
>Sorry we don't take USD here.. just BTC

that timeline would be so fucking hilarious. why should USD be the world currency anyways? even americans hate america. the only ones that think america is cool anymore are third worlders that saw some movie made by a jew about NYC.

>america about to lose the war in ukraine
>taiwan gets invaded and we cuck out there too
>south americans just start trading cocaine as currency instead of USD

[Anonymous No.57275157]

>>57275134
It's pretty damn good. Not a comment on the economy at large but rather that GO has amazing fucking deals. That company has lower quality grocery at pre-JPow prices imo.

I live in the most expensive part of the country as well (Silicon Valley / San Jose)

[Anonymous No.57275169]

>>57275104
The only way to get inflation is to spend money on things that drive growth in production.
Everyone knows she'll just spend it on niggers.

[Anonymous No.57275191]

>>57275154
Exactly. Without military power, all the USD's got is inertia and demand via taxes. But how long will that last with a tax base sick of paying for Latonda's pension, Jose's sex change, and bombs to keep Chang's shipping lanes open?

[Anonymous No.57275209]

>>57275169
>The only way to get inflation is to spend money on things that drive growth in production.
>Everyone knows she'll just spend it on niggers.
Pretty sure you got that one backwards, chief. If we spend $100b on TSMC 2 and get $500b of chip production out of the deal, the economy's richer and can absorb extra dollary doos.

Printing paper so we monopolize the world's output of grape drink leads to that paper becoming increasingly worthless.

[Anonymous No.57275221]

>>57275090
>Alright I can be convinced to give one day to honor our dead soldiers
I can't, no sympathy for those double digit iq zogbot Jewish interest serving fodder.

[Anonymous No.57275228]

>>57275154
>the only ones that think america is cool anymore are third worlders that saw some movie made by a jew about NYC.
You should really go to Europe and see how much worse things are there. It's no wonder every single serious Machine Learning Engineer / AI scientist / etc. in my experience wants to stay in Europe. It's literally the same mentality as third world tech workers from India who want to move to USA.

Europe, ostensibly first world, gets so aggressively mogged by America it's not even funny. Europeans literally are impressed by public parks in America with restrooms.

[Anonymous No.57275233]

why is VIX suddenly sussin n bussin?

[Anonymous No.57275236]

>>57275191
we need the system to break before we can reform it. i am all for clown world to accelerate until the wheels come off the train and unemployment checks start bouncing because the government is broke.

then we can finally balance a budget and stop running a fraud economy off of infinite debt financed to jews and fake growth numbers based on trannies buying more pharmaceuticals and watching more tiktok advertisements or whatever

[Anonymous No.57275240]

>>57275228
>t's no wonder every single serious Machine Learning Engineer / AI scientist / etc. in my experience wants to stay in Europe.
Oops, meant to say the opposite: no serious ML / AI engineer wants to stay in Europe because the upside in USA is huge and the infrastructure here is far better

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57275255]

>>57275107
this country honors Black people just as much as it honors Jesus, which is half as much as it honors its dead soldiers

[Anonymous No.57275267]

>>57275255
People saying the things you do are the ones who wrote those laws.

[Anonymous No.57275275]

>>57275228
ive been to europe. there is usually a bathroom janny that charges you to take a piss in public locations. his job is literally to sit there and take poo in loo fees. to be fair its the same shit in most places in NYC where you need a code to get into a bathroom from a receipt or some shit.

[Anonymous No.57275308]

3% rally on tuesday

Check em

[Anonymous No.57275309]

>>57275275
Europeans are poor. Europeans (in Germany, Holland, England, etc. not just the eastern shitholes even) get mad at you for using too much hot water.
Europeans do not have discretionary spending money like Americans do, so they buy far less gadgets and merchandise of leisure.

We have this idea that Europeans are better off than Americans but that is beyond retarded, and the only people who believe that are flyover types from shithole states where the economy revolves around corn and opiate consumption. Europeans who get a good STEM education try to flee the continent ASAP, just like third worlders from China or India do.

[Anonymous No.57275319]

>>57275228
what country in europe? Luxembourg, denmark, the netherlands? idk where you have been maybe romania or something.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57275329]

>>57275267
Well when I'm elected President on the America First ticket, right after I'm done getting rid of the dual citizenship bullshit, and foreigner property rights, I'm cancelling MLK Day, Juneteenth, and renaming Labor Day. Black Day. You can keep your Christmas and your Good Friday.

[Anonymous No.57275331]

>>57275275
ugh, tunnel rats

[Anonymous No.57275333]

>>57275309
>>57275228
if america is so great then why is it such a shithole compared to europe then?

[Anonymous No.57275342]

>>57275275
I've only seen those in Belarus and Frankfurt.

[Anonymous No.57275343]

>>57275309
>We have this idea that Europeans are better off than Americans
People naturally assume White people are better off than brown/black people so they're going to assume the homeland of White people is the best off.

[Anonymous No.57275346]

>>57275319
Germany. France. Spain. England. The ones that are supposedly the wealthiest. I'll admit parts of Switzerland and Italy were nice, but the vast majority of Europe is poor. Very poor. Much poorer than non flyover Americans.

[Anonymous No.57275352]

>>57275329
If you close the border and cancel welfare I'll vote for you.

[Anonymous No.57275362]

>>57275309
You are actually retarded if you think western europeans are not a lot better of then asians.

i do agree that you earn more with STEM in the US.

[Anonymous No.57275363]

>>57275346
Even the potential cope of "muh healthcare" gets canceled out by the tech being shit and wait times being absurd. Oh yeah, and the fact that any burger with a real job has decent-enough health insurance not to worry about that.

If there was a good short Europoors/long Burgers play, I'd hop on it.

[Anonymous No.57275365]

>>57275333
listen pal its all about the money
you cant beat the wages.
you work more in the US but you're rewarded more (even after taxes and the insane insurance premiums)
who gives a shit about free healthcare. your personal healthcare is free in the US if you want it to be lol

[Anonymous No.57275375]

>>57275362
You're most likely from a red state shithole / flyover area if you unironically think Western Europe is anywhere near as good as America.

[Anonymous No.57275377]

>>57275309
europeans are poor by design because they cuck themselves for hekkin global warming and to save the world or whatever meme. they could just not give a fuck and run their economies off infinite debt, no taxes and memes like the US does but they intentionally cuck their own population as much as possible.

>americans can have more gadgets
so? does your smart watch improve your quality of life? does your toaster need a monitor on it? this techno cult bullshit in america is beyond cringe desu

i would much rather be poor around skinny white people than be rich in americastan where its 300 pounds landwhales waddling out of their $80,000 SUVs/trucks to take a shit on the floor in walmart because their ozempic is kicking in

[Anonymous No.57275385]

>>57275365
I'd rather lower wages and have better behaved individuals that commit less crime and less crazed druggie homeless people

[Anonymous No.57275390]

>>57275228
There is no social mobility in Europe or atleast no incentive to do so. Everyone just wants to collect their handout and live comfortably, nothing wrong with that but it's not something you can have consistently with a shit birthrate and no jobs.

[Anonymous No.57275392]

>>57275346
Those are all shitholes go to:

Luxembourg, Norway, Switzerland, Denmark, The netherlands.

[Anonymous No.57275396]

>>57274957
I am STILL /cashgang/. I wasn't expecting to be but here we are. I sold on December 22. There was a short signal after that that would have been a loser which i am lucky to have passed on.
It's really stupidly cold here. Like coldest in 50 years type.

[Anonymous No.57275414]

>>57275390
Yeah people in Europe want le comfy life but they're getting bit in the ass by it. They're now going to suffer from stagnation and brain drain.

[Anonymous No.57275421]

>>57275414
They could have probably gotten away with it if they didn't send all the women to work and let the immigrants in.

[Anonymous No.57275431]

>>57275392
I went to the Netherlands and it was worse than Germany.
Germany is the economic powerhouse of Europe and it is GRIM. I'm unironically so happy to be American because I actually fucking have to travel and I'm not from Chudfuck, Fyloveristan

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57275437]

>>57275352
The Border better be closed by the time I announce my run or we won't have a country.

[Anonymous No.57275440]

>>57275375
What about infrastructure, safety, child hapiness, basic education (US teens are retarded), public transit. Those things matter to. US is a lot richer tho don't get me wrong.

[Anonymous No.57275462]

>>57275090
>g_ddamn year.
>Good Friday
>bullshit religious holiday
ask me how I know you're Jewish

[Anonymous No.57275469]

>>57275437
>Implying we have a country now.

[Anonymous No.57275471]

>>57275440
Fun fact: when Americans talk about "buying a house in a good school district" they're talking about this:
>infrastructure
>safety
>child hapiness

and not this.
>basic education

The lack of public transit is related and intentional. If you can afford a much more convenient personal car, you avoid all the... people... who use public transit.

[Anonymous No.57275477]

>>57275431
>traveling
i did it for years anon.. whats the point? getting drunk in a different location? sex tourism because you are an incel?
>i love america
why? what do you faggots even do with money? if someone gave me 10 million dollars right now i would still just shitpost on 4chan most of the time

[Anonymous No.57275478]

Baking

[Anonymous No.57275490]

>>57275462
>Acting smug for finding out baggie, one of the most well known jewish namefags on /bizreal/, is a jew.
Lol.
>>57275471
If you look closely you'll realize they're really just talking about not being around blacks.

[Anonymous No.57275499]

>>57275490
>>Acting smug for finding out baggie, one of the most well known jewish namefags on /bizreal/, is a jew.
I'm a tourist

[Anonymous No.57275513]

>>57275478
thank u for ur service

[Anonymous No.57275518]

>>57275490
>If you look closely you'll realize they're really just talking about not being around blacks.
Yeah, exactly. Your average European has *no* idea. You have to say "imagine gypsies, but 10 times more numerous and twice as feral". Then they sort of get the picture.

[Anonymous No.57275560]

America has a health care worker shortage because people who're starting their first job make money than RNs without adult diaper changing.

[Anonymous No.57275571]

>>57275385
live in a small town jack

[Anonymous No.57275573]

>>57275440
I'll give you safety, some parts of the US are so unbelievably shit they're Brazilian favela tier. Considering our demographics and the fact we border a violent cartel ran shithole it's not surprising. The average American suburb is thankfully not like this but it is getting worse

[Anonymous No.57275577]

>>57275518
>Your average European has *no* idea.
Most White people in the US don't either though which is the most frustrating thing. Everyone gets brainwashed into thinking the US "has no culture" but if you travel a bit and try to experience other cultures you realize that the US actually has a very intense (if homogenized) evolution of some older English culture. People who gripe about the decay of morality or society or law or food or whatever are really complaining about that going away and being replaced with shitty foreign ideas since they naturally function best in their own culture.

Even if they were careful enough to realize how to articulate this though (which is a legitimate challenge for most Americans who probably can't tell England apart from Germany unless they see some text) they're not allowed to say it so it never gets said.

[Anonymous No.57275579]

>>57275472
>>57275472
>>57275472

[Anonymous No.57275592]

>>57275560
LPNs are making the exact same salary as a frycook. and RNs who don't travel are not making enough bread.
blame insurance and lawyers

[Anonymous No.57275598]

>>57275577
You can see this in commonwealth countries and rural Canada too but it's easier in those places since they've had less time to diverge and weren't tricked into the "melting pot" bullshit until fairly recently.

[Anonymous No.57275615]

>>57275577
>Everyone gets brainwashed into thinking the US "has no culture" but if you travel a bit and try to experience other cultures you realize that the US actually has a very intense (if homogenized) evolution of some older English culture.
examples?

t. thinks murrica has no culture, here on a greencard making mad bank from your tech companies

[Anonymous No.57275639]

>>57275592
>LPNs are making the exact same salary as a frycook.

Don't say specific jobs because people with no morality will instead double down and argue that burger flippers deserve less income. Say "first job". It's getting to the point that people argue that burger flippers deserve to live with 3 room mates so they can have the convenience of fast food workers.

America is heading to this economic caste system. You're starting to see the return to feudalism with land lords and celebrity worship.

[Anonymous No.57275668]

>>57275615
The practical religion of Protestantism is a big one and that works it's way into everything (including the way White (non-jewish) American Atheists think) in the US since we're so religious. There's also a lot of American food (esp breakfast), the way the law works (which is very heavily inspired by British law just without all the traditional baggage.)
And of course there's obviously the language.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57275684]

>>57275615
Our culture is Baseball, NFL, Rock & Roll and Nuclear Weapons.

[Anonymous No.57275697]

>>57275684
No that's just the bullshit jews put on the television.

[Anonymous No.57275723]

>>57275668
pfftt, that's no culture

>>57275684
god bless the USA

[Anonymous No.57275743]

>>57275723
It feels like it's standard because it's was spread around the world twice by the British Empire and then the current American one.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57275789]

>>57275697
You're thinking of the Rap music and woman's rights.

[Anonymous No.57275875]

>>57273748
LMAO