/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.57271530]

>its never been more over than now edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Financials podcasts/channels
https://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA - Fundamendals analysis
https://www.youtube.com/@TheDavidLinReport - Stocks, PMs, Crypto
https://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV - Various themed livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews - Stocks, PMs, Crypto

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

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>>57269840

[Anonymous No.57271548]

vidya time, dont heem yourselves this afternoon goys

[Anonymous No.57271556]

AAAAAAAAAAA
OOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.57271558]

MARA

[Anonymous No.57271559]

so... stocks

[Anonymous No.57271566]

kek

[Anonymous No.57271574]

uranium is still going to double
miners are still going to rerate
even cramer can't stop it

[Anonymous No.57271585]

>Another +0.5% day before the -3% on Monday.
BABA bros we just aren't allowed to coom...

[Anonymous No.57271601]

>>57271558
You sold the top, right? RIGHT?

[Anonymous No.57271602]

>>57271559
*STOOKS

[Anonymous No.57271603]

>>57271585
Good, im not done buying shares at these price leves

[Anonymous No.57271611]

>Time in the market beats timing the market
I'm starting to think this is a meme

[Anonymous No.57271617]

what products of stock market listed companies do zoomettes buy? I know we have the BECKY etf but I feel like its not up-to-date anymore

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57271626]

>>57271585
why the fuck would you buy chink shit when they're about to get fucked in a costly war by a tiny island nation they claim sovereignty over yet haven't been able to actually govern since the 1950s?

[Anonymous No.57271633]

>>57271611
Timing is everything lol. People who bought in 2021 are never going to recover their losses.

[Anonymous No.57271637]

>>57271559
>so... stocks
>bonds
>yields
>options
>etfs
>etns
>cfd's
>swaps
>warrants
>3x leverage etfs
>3x leverage inverse etfs
>VIX etfs
>VIX derivatives
>OTC stocks
>CHYNA stocks
>emerging markets
>alternative investments
>REITS
>crypto
>crypto super funds
>futures
>mini futures
>micro futures
>commodities futures
>commodities etfs
>muni bonds
>MM funds
>high yield savings accounts
>CD's
>no fee checking accounts
>overdraft protection accounts
what else is there?

[Anonymous No.57271638]

When buy UNH? They're just going to increase cost of plans for wagies at next enrollment to offset costs, right?

[Anonymous No.57271643]

>>57271617
Whoever makes Stanleys. I wonder what color Fathands has.

[Anonymous No.57271644]

>>57271603
>Good, im not done buying shares at these price leves
Yeah, but I might be done for, at these price levels.
>>57271617
>TFW no autistic dancing whore gf.

[Anonymous No.57271647]

>>57271637
CDOs

[Anonymous No.57271649]

>>57271617
sometimes I can't help but wonder what it must be like to share a bathroom with a young hot woman. Primarily I am referring to the phenomenological experience of entering the bathroom immediately after she's taken a dirty, filthy, reeking shit in there and not realizing this until you step foot inside the bathroom.

[Anonymous No.57271650]

>>57271626
Filtered

[Anonymous No.57271652]

>>57271637
>>CD's
don't forget trannies

[Anonymous No.57271658]

>>57271626
Priced in

[Anonymous No.57271659]

>>57271637
CDs nutz lmao

[Anonymous No.57271665]

>>57271649
cute girls poop flowers everyone knows this

[Anonymous No.57271677]

>>57271637
Tax liens
Tax deeds

[Anonymous No.57271687]

>>57271626
Bro just stop FUDing me, If they go to war it's practically over for me I'll be the first casualty.

[Anonymous No.57271691]

>>57271643
>pumps 65 grams of sugar into a cup
>"I only drink water my weight is genetic"

[Anonymous No.57271695]

>>57271530
>op pic

[Anonymous No.57271706]

>>57271530
your fucking OP pic made me laugh

[Anonymous No.57271712]

>>57271687
You deserve this for betting against the greatest country ever to exist.
U S A
U S A
U S A
U S A
U S A

[Anonymous No.57271714]

>>57271558
>>57271601
I told people they make zero money. Bitcoin miners are only good as hype trackers and there's zero reason for any hype until April *minimum*.

[Anonymous No.57271715]

>>57271637
lmao you've never traded event contracts newfag

[Anonymous No.57271721]

>>57271647
>>57271677
added
>>57271652
what about jannies?
>>57271659
kek got me

[Anonymous No.57271729]

>>57271566
I prefer my companies to have the names of generic shell corporations.

[Anonymous No.57271730]

>>57271695
Whats wrong bro?

[Anonymous No.57271733]

>>57271712
I DIDN"T BET AGAINST THE USA SHUT THE FUCK UP!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57271740]

>>57271650
pussy

>>57271687
imagine the sanctions

[Anonymous No.57271746]

>>57271715
>event contracts
good catch i forgot about those! those are pretty new. nice little racket the CME has to take goyim money

[Anonymous No.57271751]

>>57271695
>>57271730
Are you slow? He's a BABA shareholder.

[Anonymous No.57271754]

RUM!!!! WTF

[Anonymous No.57271759]

>>57271638
When a stock like that wicks down 5%, something is up. Find out what that is.

[Anonymous No.57271762]

>>57271730
I've wasted my life
I'm just waiting for it to be over now
>>57271751
I've never touched chink shit stocks

[Anonymous No.57271767]

>>57271751
I dont care, I hope he is doing fine

[Anonymous No.57271775]

>>57271643
>>57271691
>peach ring worm

[Anonymous No.57271778]

BHP and BMY look JUICY

[Anonymous No.57271780]

>>57271650
MUH SENSITIVITIES

[Anonymous No.57271791]

everyone, quick! Guess what S&P500 will be at EO2024.
I will post a thread again on the 31st of december, so we can all laugh at the retarded predictions

[Anonymous No.57271795]

>>57271762
>I've never touched chink shit stocks
The time is now anon. It'll fix everything wrong with your life.

[Anonymous No.57271799]

>BABA 20% below IPO price
keep buying gweilo, we're just like your american stocks (lmfao)

[Anonymous No.57271800]

>>57271791
5800

[Anonymous No.57271802]

>>57271762
>I've wasted my life
Unironically It aint over until its over, brother.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5QEAI_O2IA

[Anonymous No.57271809]

>>57271791
5432

[Anonymous No.57271816]

>>57271791
6050

[Anonymous No.57271821]

408.90 support on QQQ has been rock solid on the 15 minute. gonna be a real good spot to go long soon. Maybe not today though

[Anonymous No.57271824]

>-0.08%
it's so over

[Anonymous No.57271825]

>>57271762
It's not over. It's never over. On your feet.

[Anonymous No.57271826]

>>57271714
Since the halvening is going to decrease miner profits (as I understand it anyhow) I figure you'd want to steer clear of miners, unless any BTC pumping is going to negate that

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57271829]

>>57271791
3975

[Anonymous No.57271835]

>>57271649
I have been married to a 20 year old. Her shits were spicy as fuck and made my eyes water when I went into the bathroom about 15 mins after she took a shit. Not a nice memory.

[Anonymous No.57271844]

>>57271778
BMY is a fundamentally fucked value trap. BHP could work, sure, why not.

[Anonymous No.57271849]

I invested REIT by mistake and now I am bagholding

what do

[Anonymous No.57271853]

>>57271791
5500 or higher.

[Anonymous No.57271855]

>>57271791
3710
I'm the anon calling for a March 2024 crash

[Anonymous No.57271857]

>>57271791
4800

[Anonymous No.57271860]

>>57271795
I don't trust Xi or anything from that country
I will buy their cheap electronics though...
But never invest in China. Total scam.
>>57271802
>>57271825
No, it's over. Sure, things could get better, but I'm too much of a loser to do anything to help myself. Change would have to come from outside, so basically luck (and I used that up already).

[Anonymous No.57271864]

>>57271791
4800

[Anonymous No.57271865]

>>57271791
3733

[Anonymous No.57271871]

>>57271799
>BABA IPO P/E 40.
>BABA NOW P/E 7.

[Anonymous No.57271875]

BOBO chillin, wood spinnin
No Bentley's, Cadillac pimpin
BOBO cruisin, hoes choosin
That's cool cuz BOBO Cadillac pimpin
Spoke spinnin, gold grillin
Liquor spillin, Cadillac pimpin
Keep ridin, car slidin
That's cool cuz BOBO Cadillac pimpin

[Anonymous No.57271876]

>>57271611
Always was. The biggest meme for midwits. The slogan for somewhere like /r/investing

[Anonymous No.57271881]

>>57271826
>unless any BTC pumping is going to negate that
That's exactly it. Powell turning on the money printer or breaking previous ATHs are some other catalysts but it'll be tough sledding for everyone from BITF to HUT.

[Anonymous No.57271889]

>>57271855
One of several, don’t be a nigger. Although I will stretch out until April/may perhaps. When it gets bad they will have to lie, scapegoat, etc.

[Anonymous No.57271890]

>>57271637
missed
>BBCs

[Anonymous No.57271893]

The Great Noticing

[Anonymous No.57271898]

>>57271844
>BMY is a fundamentally fucked value trap.
>fundamentals matter
I see what you did there.

[Anonymous No.57271899]

>>57271849
Which REIT? Surely not ABR?

[Anonymous No.57271902]

>>57271871
ratio monkeys disgust me, use your fucking brain for once

[Anonymous No.57271904]

>>57271876
apparently r/investing's slogan is "lose money with friends!".

They are just like us

[Anonymous No.57271906]

>they laughed when I sold Oil at $73.84
>now it's $72.92

[Anonymous No.57271908]

>>57271875
holy based

[Anonymous No.57271927]

>>57271904
I like to think our cynicism gives an edge in the market.

[Anonymous No.57271928]

JOE ROGAN IS DIED

[Anonymous No.57271929]

>>57271860
>No, it's over. Sure, things could get better, but I'm too much of a loser to do anything to help myself. Change would have to come from outside, so basically luck
Bro, It's only over if you quit. There's always a way to come back. You've already hit the bottom, pick up from here and make the best of it.

[Anonymous No.57271932]

>>57271791
4000

[Anonymous No.57271934]

>>57271899
worst, OPI

[Anonymous No.57271935]

>>57271898
OK, then who's going to be hyped about BMY? Momo chasers will be looking at LLY and dip buyers at PFE.

[Anonymous No.57271942]

it wasn't supposed to be this way

[Anonymous No.57271941]

>>57271791
S&P DISCARDED
JUST
TRADE
NATGAS
AND
OIL

[Anonymous No.57271945]

>>57271935
>hype is good
You do not belong in here.

[Anonymous No.57271947]

>>57271860
>Change would have to come from outside
Nonesense. Start small and one day you will wake up and unjust your shit up.
I hope you find peace, brother.

[Anonymous No.57271949]

>>57271934
>dis nigga bought office REITs
lmaoooo

[Anonymous No.57271954]

>>57271902
I am AAPL is at 30 P/E with declining revenues. BABA is growing at 9% with a 7 P/E and they're buying back stock BABA will outperform AAPL in 2024.

[Anonymous No.57271955]

MARAuders not like this..

[Anonymous No.57271959]

>>57271626
Correction, have never governed. Formosa was some native tribe island, literally not part of Chang Ki nor Mao's anything, until Chang Ki's team fled there and populated it.
It has NEVER been under control of Beijing, at least in recent history.
I really should go to work for Lockheed Martin, bullish them that I don't.
>>57271795
>this post is wearing a beanie
I can want rising boats, but the Chinese are living under Communist party rule, and it only takes a true believer to get the right bullet in the right angle for all of what you think you're investing to become state property, again. Besides, investing in China is just having them buy up all the resources you could be buying up yourselves buying out of American firms.
China has built mountains of coal they're just stockpiling, because China has 2000 years of written governance theory, and it includes having excess necessities.
And why not? Energy is the core of economy past trading veggies, and why shouldn't they have the ability to smelt steel while the US is crying dry furnace?

Fucking Kissinger may have meant well, but it's hard to say he meant well for the US.

[Anonymous No.57271971]

>>57271890
>BBCs
Big Bobo Contracts, added to the list thanks

[Anonymous No.57271975]

>>57271942
You have to swing it. I sold at the black arrow, now I'm gonna slurp between $70.00 and $71.80.

[Anonymous No.57271976]

>>57271945
Hype makes money.

And, buddy, if a stock doesn't have strong fundamentals and it doesn't have a hype story to act as an upward catalyst, you may as well park your cash in a money market fund.

[Anonymous No.57271979]

>>57271530
*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWlO8M5iS-c

[Anonymous No.57271986]

>>57271959
>Fucking Kissinger may have meant well

[Anonymous No.57271993]

>>57271975
>>57271942
forgot pic

[Anonymous No.57271996]

>>57271976
>you may as well park your cash in a money market fund
Lol, lmao even.
I AM a money market fund.

[Anonymous No.57272015]

>FIRETEAM BOBO INITIATE FIRE AT WILL ORDERS
>GET TO THE EXTRACTION POINT BY 16:00
>THAT IS AN ORDER

[Anonymous No.57272019]

What price should I set some buy orders at?

[Anonymous No.57272022]

>>57271975
My entry is 70.68 and I have limit sell at 80. Eventually we will get there. Swingies get the rope anon

[Anonymous No.57272024]

>>57272019
30 bucks.

[Anonymous No.57272023]

>>57271821
what happens if it breaks 408?

[Anonymous No.57272026]

>>57272019
Buy BYD instead

[Anonymous No.57272029]

>>57271996
Not if you buy BMY.

>January 2023: $50
>March 2015: $50
And that's *after* adjusting for dividends.

[Anonymous No.57272035]

>>57272023
Your graphics card will spontaneously combust.

[Anonymous No.57272036]

>>57271791
5100

[Anonymous No.57272043]

>>57272019
my honda civic works fine at 100k miles, changed the tranny fluid last month

[Anonymous No.57272045]

>>57272029
Exactly.

[Anonymous No.57272051]

>>57272019
didnt you see the news, Elon is completely unhinged and using illegal substances to cope with crippling mental health issues, concerning investors and board members.

[Anonymous No.57272059]

>>57271791
3000

[Anonymous No.57272062]

>>57272051
>using illegal substances to cope with crippling mental health issues, concerning investors and board members.
He's just like us. Well, except the c suite part.

[Anonymous No.57272063]

>>57272015
>Mumu-1, this is Mumu Actual, returning to base to refuel

[Anonymous No.57272064]

>>57271791
>S&P500
sorry i only follow the poop and pee 500. i have no idea what you are talking about anon. qrd?

[Anonymous No.57272067]

i'm waiting for the big move to catch up with my big loss from shorting nasdaq on monday

[Anonymous No.57272069]

Judaic candle Inc

[Anonymous No.57272081]

Are ships going out of business?

[Anonymous No.57272082]

>>57271530
How many of you bought and held SOXL when it was sub 15?

[Anonymous No.57272083]

>>57272063
Friday night, time to get drunk off my ass and play MSFS.

[Anonymous No.57272085]

>>57272022
lmao retard, it will go up and down 40 times over before it even comes close to $80. I've made multiple times my initial deposit swinging Oil when nothing was happening over the past year.

[Anonymous No.57272086]

>>57271975
THIS
H
I
S

[Anonymous No.57272095]

>>57272051
desu he is an effective slavedriver and it worked regardless of his personal opinions,
For some reason west coast techie type managers are afraid of holding people accountable, shaming people that don't do overtime and firing people who don't perform, that's pretty much the only thing he did well compared to all of these DEI tech companies with unlimited PTO, spas and catered food 24/7, and no accountability

[Anonymous No.57272100]

>>57272043
You should change the cars tranny fluid as well.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57272102]

>>57272063
Mumu Actual this is Bobo-Six-Niner requesting a flyby over.

[Anonymous No.57272119]

>>57272022
Just a little
TRIM TRIMMY TRIM
on tha ripparinos while holding core positions.

[Anonymous No.57272126]

>>57272102
did you survive the lay offs

[Anonymous No.57272149]

>>57272102
>Mumu Actual is leaving the MOA
>Callsign JPow checking in

[Anonymous No.57272154]

>>57272035
this is fine
i wanted to buy a used card with more vram anyway

[Anonymous No.57272174]

lighting a cigar in my studio apartment because it's -10F outside
whats the worst that could happen

[Anonymous No.57272178]

I lost $600 this morning NOT SELLING because I was worried about the FIDELITY settled cash thing. Was that a stupid mistake?

[Anonymous No.57272189]

>>57272178
No, you did great

[Anonymous No.57272190]

>>57272178
>FAGELITY

[Anonymous No.57272191]

>>57271791
6900 or 4200, trust me I've done extensive TA for these levels

[Anonymous No.57272195]

>>57272174
>lighting a cigar in my studio apartment because it's -10F outside
>whats the worst that could happen
Nothing I smoke cigars in a small room myself.

[Anonymous No.57272197]

>>57272067
>i'm waiting for the big move to catch up with my big loss from shorting nasdaq on monday
it was 600$. this means i need a 100 point jump on MNQ with 3 micro contracts. I CAN DO IT

[Anonymous No.57272200]

Shill me something like pic related where i can dump 100k in.

[Anonymous No.57272206]

>>57272102
Negative Ghost Rider, the pattern is full.

[Anonymous No.57272217]

>>57272200
Tickers NI, GGE, and RS.

[Anonymous No.57272223]

>>57272190
What else I gonna do? Got a $9500 credit card with em!

[Anonymous No.57272230]

>>57271791
3748.

[Anonymous No.57272231]

why are we dragging this out just dump already

[Anonymous No.57272242]

Why does nutrien keep falling like a knife? Don't people need to eat anymore

[Anonymous No.57272247]

>>57272085
so what? just wait couple months for it to print. no need to micromanage it all the fucking time

[Anonymous No.57272249]

>>57272189
Throw me a bone. What happens if I keep rolling SOXL and UPRO and XXXX without settling? Do I get locked out?

[Anonymous No.57272262]

>>57272242
I literally shorted them so i could buy more.

[Anonymous No.57272265]

I wonder what sort of shenanigans and tomfoolery the market's going to get up to over the 3 day weekend when all the non-chosen people can't trade

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57272266]

>>57272126
I haven't had to lay anybody off yet, but I had a guy quit and a guy die and I'm not looking to replace them.

[Anonymous No.57272268]

>>57272249
What a hog.

[Anonymous No.57272270]

My investment strategy: spend 12 hours a day researching obscure startups and market trends and geopolitical events and then never buy or sell anything other than VOO

[Anonymous No.57272281]

Damn didn't need to see that this morning

[Anonymous No.57272287]

>>57272081
If the Houthis get crushed and shipping capacity gets freed up by the opening of the shorter Red Sea route... possibly, yes.

[Anonymous No.57272293]

>>57272287
So we have to make sure that does never happen. Got it.

[Anonymous No.57272299]

>>57272242
>Ticker is NTR
>It cuçks you
Are you really that surprised, anon?

[Anonymous No.57272308]

>>57272249
uh jannies...

[Anonymous No.57272312]

>>57272270
based and VOO pilled

[Anonymous No.57272316]

>>57272293
If you are long shipping companies, yes. You should pretty much cheer for the Houthis.

Sorta like Lockmart boys, in a way.

[Anonymous No.57272323]

>>57272249
Do not post such filth in my threads ever again, ok??

[Anonymous No.57272338]

>>57272316
>i support the mic
Are you me? I'd rather drag this out for a couple years until i got my 10% cut.

[Anonymous No.57272340]

>>57272265
and no kid between them. a shame we may never know what wunders come from that mouth on that nose.

[Anonymous No.57272344]

>>57272249
imagine the fucking stench

[Anonymous No.57272345]

>>57272249
Your sister won’t appreciate thi

[Anonymous No.57272356]

the markets are grossly mispricing yields.

[Anonymous No.57272365]

the markets are perfect

[Anonymous No.57272367]

>>57272217
kek

[Anonymous No.57272381]

>>57272356
>the markets are grossly mispricing yields.
to the high side right anon?
TO THE HIGH SIDE RIGHT ANON?

[Anonymous No.57272391]

>>57272381
No they're pricing in 10 cuts this year and that's just bull shit.

[Anonymous No.57272394]

>IM SUSSIN & IM BUSSIN
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IM SUSSIN & IM BUSSIN

[Anonymous No.57272404]

>refuse to cut losses
>red af
>feel absolutely nothing
no i will not elaborate any further

[Anonymous No.57272406]

Is Blackrock going out of business?

[Anonymous No.57272409]

>single stock (1) of my 10 holdings goes up 10%
>I make $3k in unrealized gains
god i love not being poor

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57272412]

>SPY down a whole tenth of a percentage point.
Powell is going to step in with the emergency rate cuts this afternoon, right?

[Anonymous No.57272415]

>>57272406
>Blackrock
more like BlackCOCK am i right fellas?

[Anonymous No.57272424]

>>57272195
Now THIS is a succubus avatar you should spam.

[Anonymous No.57272437]

why are crypto miners allowed to be traded
this is outrageous
Biden, take care of this

[Anonymous No.57272447]

>>57272391
>>57272412
Right, EPS is shit at ath, sales are shit at ath, employment numbers are shit, inflation is like 1% higher than desired, there are no new technologies being rolled out, there are no new forms of wealth storage and transfer, and there are no major drivers of production anywhere in the world.
The future is clearly in the toilet. I'm investing in Russian Onions, where I know I can get a full mobik for a bag of 50.

[Anonymous No.57272448]

>>57272345

[Anonymous No.57272454]

>>57272424
>succubus
I've heard she drains your balls once, and you NEVER coom again.

[Anonymous No.57272468]

>>57272454
SPOOKY.

[Anonymous No.57272475]

[Anonymous No.57272480]

>>57272415
>t.american

[Anonymous No.57272497]

>>57272475

[Anonymous No.57272498]

Come on guys. Shill me a stock.

[Anonymous No.57272505]

>>57272498
uhhh chicken?

[Anonymous No.57272508]

Why is the line going down

[Anonymous No.57272512]

>>57272447
You could argue that exactly what you stated was actually happening during N-/Z-/LIRP and massive QE as well.
But these days are over. Markets have yet to wake up to this reality.

[Anonymous No.57272523]

>>57272508
Line goes down, line goes up you can't explain that.

[Anonymous No.57272529]

>>57272468
As you look into those eyes, during the final thrust all of the COOM is drained from your sack and it shrivels up to the size of a pea, I've heard that's how the TRANNIES were born.

[Anonymous No.57272530]

>>57272505
Preferably in the MIC or any other dystopic shit.
Please no Lockheed, got plenty of that.

[Anonymous No.57272533]

>>57272480
get your ESG investing europoor faggot ass outta my thread. Janny ban this man for wrongthink. MERICA FUCK YEA

[Anonymous No.57272534]

>>57272523

[Anonymous No.57272535]

does IBIT have an options chain yet?

[Anonymous No.57272537]

>>57272530
KTOS then?

[Anonymous No.57272542]

>>57272537
Give me aplha , desu. Shit that has not mooned yet.

[Anonymous No.57272543]

>>57272530
Aight uhhhh
>GD
>HII
>HON
>BA (do it, pussy, you won't)
>RTX
>NOC
There, that'll get you started.

[Anonymous No.57272547]

>>57272535
Fastest way to check that is Marketwatch ime https://www.marketwatch.com/investing/fund/ibit/options?mod=mw_quote_tab

[Anonymous No.57272548]

>>57272530
Textron is a fun one

[Anonymous No.57272551]

jingdong bros...

[Anonymous No.57272554]

>>57272548
Based and Skyhawk pilled.

[Anonymous No.57272565]

>>57272542
Oh that's easy: LAAC. Sell it in two years.

[Anonymous No.57272569]

>>57272547
thanks, fren

[Anonymous No.57272577]

>>57272535
>IBIT
why not just buy the buttcorns yourself?

[Anonymous No.57272582]

>>57272551
And here I thought PDD would be the one to collapse due to accounting fraud

[Anonymous No.57272594]

>>57272577
Anon probably wants more leverage. I mean who can get rich off only 5% daily swings?

[Anonymous No.57272600]

>>57272577
>why not just buy the buttcorns yourself?
no options chain

[Anonymous No.57272605]

>>57271791
>Guess what S&P500 will be at EO2024.
9000

[Anonymous No.57272622]

OIL bros, should I buy now or wait until we descend further?

[Anonymous No.57272623]

>>57272594
>>57272600
>no options chain
fair enough, i hate low liquidity options chains though. there is fuckery in the published bid/ask prices

[Anonymous No.57272624]

>>57272600
No but you can long BTC and use some real degenerate leverage on a lot of exchanges if you want. Next best thing I reckon.

[Anonymous No.57272627]

>>57271791
Same as it ever was.

[Anonymous No.57272633]

>>57272605
Fuck yeah Bezos the bull.

[Anonymous No.57272636]

>>57272242
The wounds are still deep from when people got rekt buying into the shortage fake news. Now no one's buying.

[Anonymous No.57272639]

>>57272624
Long or short BTC, I meant to type

[Anonymous No.57272643]

>>57272600
>>57272623
There is BITO. The extremely semitic expense ratio doesn't matter much if you're only looking for quick buys/sells.

[Anonymous No.57272650]

>>57272548
>>57272554
AHAHAHAHAAHAHA
You made my day.
>>57272543
OK will buy BA.

[Anonymous No.57272661]

>>57272406
The samurai sent their message to them when they rejected the ESG call. Now the rising sun is eternal and the lizards at that company are going to burn up with it.

[Anonymous No.57272674]

>>57272643
>BITO
at least this one isnt 50% cash, although idk much about CME BTC futures vs just holding actual coins

[Anonymous No.57272675]

>LLY green again

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57272689]

so these bitcoin etf products trade the futures contracts, which settle as cash, so basically they're completely disconnected from having any actual effect on the price of bitcoin since they have no actual connection to the supply or demand of said shitcoin?

[Anonymous No.57272690]

>>57272674
>50% cash
Many ETFs "hold" cash for esoteric margin requirements and financial shenanigans. It's irrelevant and you can tell from the price action of the ETF vs what it tracks.

[Anonymous No.57272692]

>>57272674
oh wait i lied "net other assets" is probably cash

[Anonymous No.57272696]

>>57271835
> spicy
did she eat taco bell for breakfast or what?

[Anonymous No.57272698]

>>57272689
BITO does. The latest batch of ETFs actually hold the coins (yeeting them into a Coinbase wallet usually).

[Anonymous No.57272699]

>>57272689
Imagine not owning shares of the company that owns Bitcoin now.

[Anonymous No.57272705]

I just broke 100 tup calls. stack status achieved. Time to go for the mega stack and secure the bag .we all gonna make it. Buy tup

[Anonymous No.57272707]

>>57272643
BITO has been and still is the king of the BTC related ETFs.

[Anonymous No.57272710]

>>57272498

Gatekeeper GSI.CV

[Anonymous No.57272717]

Ho look piece of shit bankers


Morgan Stanley hit with $249 million fine for block-trading fraud

Morgan Stanley’s pitch to sellers looking to unload big blocks of stock was that their block-trading unit was the best at preventing leaks that could drive share prices down.

But federal prosecutors and the Securities and Exchange Commission now say it was all a lie, and that from 2018 through 2021 the bank would quietly divulge news of the impending block trades to hedge funds as a way of lessening its own risk. The result was that sellers would lose millions of dollars on the deal, investigators said.


INSIDER TRADING STILL EXISTS AND YOU HAVE NO CHANCE OF BEATING THEM

[Anonymous No.57272727]

>>57272650
Hell yeah he gaan.

[Anonymous No.57272731]

Passi’s lawyer, George Canellos, said in a statement, “We are pleased that the U.S. Attorney’s Office agreed not to pursue a criminal conviction of Mr. Passi in this complex matter.”

[Anonymous No.57272736]

So yeah now that the USA is intervening aggressively in the middle east how long before the glowies stage a "terrorist" attack on US soil?

[Anonymous No.57272762]

>>57272736
https://www.politico.com/news/2024/01/10/american-intel-officials-hezbollah-u-s-attack-risk-00134874

[Anonymous No.57272772]

>>57272736
the mexican peso is a good indicator of that
last time it reached 0.06 covid happened, if it keeps dropping to 0.055 we may have multiple attacks through the weekend

[Anonymous No.57272790]

>>57272710
Nice find. Will add.

[Anonymous No.57272801]

>>57272698
FBTC uses their own in-house custodian, Fidelity Digital Asset Services, LLC. Same for Fidelity Crypto.

[Anonymous No.57272804]

>amzn almost back to pandemic-years price

Fuckin why

[Anonymous No.57272817]

>4th cup of herbal tea
>nintendo switch status = activated
>hey google play vaporwave playlist
>belly full of spaghetti
>little bit of chicken fried later
thank you lord Jesus

[Anonymous No.57272823]

>>57272762

[Anonymous No.57272822]

>>57272801
Yeah, someone put together a chart of the ETFs with their various custodians. I think there was also some no-name fund that used a no-name crypto exchange.

But, like, does it matter? COIN is still kinda fucked.

[Anonymous No.57272825]

>>57272804
>Fuckin why
Passive "investors".

[Anonymous No.57272840]

am I the only one accumulating Nintendo stocks since they are launching their new console likely EOY?

[Anonymous No.57272841]

What app or software do you guys recommend for price alerts?
i.e. I would like to set a buy alert for Barrick Gold at $18, or a sell alert for LLAP at $1.50

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57272854]

>>57272736
Joe Biden needs something big to win a reelection, he needs to change his image from weak and frail old man, into wartime great leader. The false flag will be so big it makes the covid scamdemic look like nothing. I'm predicting that multiple alphabet soup agencies will be used, under the guise of being Chinese and Iranian proxy militants the glowies will be used stage a complete sabotage of the US grid, knocking out internet and power to every corner of the nation. There will be total media black out while state by state they blatently rig the entire election in a manner that makes the 2020 election look like a perfect democracy. it's going to get really really ugly as the draft is reinstated, and the zoom zooms are sent into battle against a foe that doesn't exist.

[Anonymous No.57272855]

>>57272823
>Lao
Oh shit, thanks for the reminder. I probably want to buy some AFMJF on this dip.

Rain washed out roads and prevented them from doubling their mine size... because it's the fucking Congo. Should be back up next month.

[Anonymous No.57272863]

>>57272841
I have my female broker call me.

[Anonymous No.57272867]

>>57272841
You can set those on TradingView.

[Anonymous No.57272882]

>>57272841
Thinkorswim

[Anonymous No.57272904]

>>57272854
A classic glowie move. Everyone will fall for it.

[Anonymous No.57272919]

it all feels so fake and gay
with all the good news equities should be up more today

[Anonymous No.57272984]

>>57272696
No but she ate spicy crap all the time

[Anonymous No.57273042]

>>57272551
Dont care buying more. Id rather be dunked on by a chink than a jew.

[Anonymous No.57273058]

>>57272551
If they don't announce a $15B buy back program next earnings report I WILL freak.

[Anonymous No.57273062]

>he invested in SOLO

[Anonymous No.57273067]

What happened to that Dividends Every Week guy? Is he still around. He he update his list?

[Anonymous No.57273069]

>>57273058
can you stop avatar posting with your same set of pictures retard? you are lowering the quality of this general.

[Anonymous No.57273085]

>>57273069
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
I can't

[Anonymous No.57273088]

>>57272863
that's above my budget I think

>>57272867
>>57272882
thanks anons

>>57272984
this must be the catch when going for latinas

[Anonymous No.57273094]

>>57272717

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57273097]

>>57273069
Raggot, you're one to fucking talk.

[Anonymous No.57273106]

>>57273097
>>57273069
>namefags get upset at each other
Oh I'm laughing

[Anonymous No.57273109]

>people ITT talk to tripfags and other attention wores
>even worse, the namefag is jewish
these threads should be removed and reported

>>57271791
-1

[Anonymous No.57273112]

>>57273069
>>57273097
I literally have 40 posts every thread, and I run out of images.

[Anonymous No.57273114]

>>57273094
Shit, meant for
>>57273069
but had been looking into the MS thing beforehand.

[Anonymous No.57273120]

>>57272717
Yeah and that's a good thing. Now buy JPM and shut up you whiny little pussy.

[Anonymous No.57273128]

>>57273112
then find actual new ones. even business ones. the same pics of random celebs smoking is cringe.

[Anonymous No.57273129]

Laughing at all the bitcoin bros that thought that shit would keep pumping after the ETF approval. lmao.
Trillion dollar pump and dump.

[Anonymous No.57273130]

>>57271791
5700

[Anonymous No.57273142]

Get ready to waterfall up.

[Anonymous No.57273148]

>>57273109
What's wrong with being jewish?

[Anonymous No.57273149]

>>57273128
I'll go to the old ones the ones that got me banned.

[Anonymous No.57273152]

>>57272840
I might let my BTI divvies make up for losses in the share price and slowly move into nintendomaxxing. The money is in the bing bing wahoos and SAAS gaming not smoking. Pokemon monthly subscription economy will probably be the next iphone.

[Anonymous No.57273180]

Baba bros...

[Anonymous No.57273189]

>>57273149
BASED

[Anonymous No.57273191]

Is Burry still holding CHINA?

[Anonymous No.57273199]

I didn't know some many anons here were holding BABA, nobody ever talked about it.

[Anonymous No.57273203]

>>57273189
>There could be NO NATGAS NEGROES here.

[Anonymous No.57273205]

>Wells Fargo stock was falling Friday after the bank reported a higher provision for credit losses in the fourth quarter and warned of lower net interest income in the year ahead.
>The bank’s provision for credit losses was $1.28 billion, compared with $957 million in the same period last year. The increase was driven by higher allowances for credit losses on credit cards and commercial real estate loans.

[Anonymous No.57273225]

>>57273199
Yeah a few of us aggressively started shilling CHINA and other anons saw the value.

[Anonymous No.57273238]

>>57273191
Burry is a traitor to the US and will be deported to the gulags along with the rest of the chinkoids.

[Anonymous No.57273243]

>>57272082
Anyone?

[Anonymous No.57273246]

>>57273203
WITH
A
HORSE
YOU
CAN
GO
ANYWHERE
YOU WANT

[Anonymous No.57273248]

>>57273199
Everyone knows the zips/chinks/mongols have a possible bottoming happening. We trying to all be warren buffets and not ughs.

[Anonymous No.57273254]

>>57273243
Yeah i have a position at 9 bucks.
Sadly only 300 shares

[Anonymous No.57273276]

Friendly reminder that shorting US stocks is unamerican and will result in severe punishment.

[Anonymous No.57273287]

/fit/ anon keeps getting banned. A toast to /fit/ anon, In memory to his backposting. I'm doing back today.

[Anonymous No.57273292]

Dear smg,
Today was a down day and that's okay.
How are you performing ytd anon?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57273296]

>>57273276
>implying anybody wants to be patriotic when they throw you in jail for protesting a stolen election.
lmao, just let it fucking burn.

[Anonymous No.57273305]

US exchanges are closed on Monday. What am I supposed to do, watch crypto prices?

[Anonymous No.57273309]

>>57273292
-9% YTD last a checked...

[Anonymous No.57273310]

Friendly reminder baggie is a commie traitor and should be filtered.

[Anonymous No.57273311]

>>57273292
+18% so far

[Anonymous No.57273313]

Is TQQQ at 50 a good buy?

[Anonymous No.57273320]

>>57273305
>US exchanges are closed on Monday
why?

[Anonymous No.57273327]

>>57273292
+0.01% YTD

[Anonymous No.57273328]

>>57273320
Probably some dead nigger

[Anonymous No.57273334]

>>57273310
>implying I don't have a tripfag filter

[Anonymous No.57273335]

>>57272825
Investing in anything else on that chart is like burning money so this makes sense

[Anonymous No.57273336]

>>57273320
It's Martin Luther King Day.

[Anonymous No.57273347]

>>57273311
Checked. You must be Pszenica anon. How much leverage are you using?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.57273356]

>>57273336
Martin Luther The King Day

[Anonymous No.57273366]

>>57273335
>Japanese Investor 1989.

[Anonymous No.57273379]

Martin Luther King Jr. was a pretty cool guy desu

[Anonymous No.57273380]

>>57273199
> nobody ever talked about it
what do you mean someone mentions BABA in literally every /smg/

[Anonymous No.57273382]

>>57273328
>>57273336
lmao I had no clue but I was right
of course

[Anonymous No.57273383]

>>57273347
Yes I am. These days pretty much all of it, but a lot of my positions have been crabbing for 3 months so I think of them as margin stuffers. I've deleverages recently to realise my gains so I'm only using about 60% of the available margin (but most of it is in crabbing positions).

[Anonymous No.57273398]

and just like that I am still not making any money

[Anonymous No.57273414]

NEW
>>57273408
NEW
>>57273408
NEW
>>57273408

[Anonymous No.57273425]

>>57273414
And just like that someone baked

[Mairon No.57273479]

>>57272705
Price target?

[Anonymous No.57273979]

>>57273479
All of it